How Long Would Most Blokes Sleep In The Same Sheets For? - Mock The Week

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  • Опубликовано: 5 авг 2024
  • Josh Widdicombe’s double-edged put down is pretty special.
    #MockTheWeek #HughDennis #WorldCup
    Watch the funniest Mock The Week moments here, we're uploading clips and compilations every week, hosted by Dara O'Briain.
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  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 3 года назад +93

    How old will Frankie Boyle be when all of his fans finally accept that _he doesn’t want to come back?_

  • @beeble2003
    @beeble2003 3 года назад +46

    0:07 Dara: "Ah, home news. A blessed break from sport."
    1:40 Josh: "Is it how long since England were last eliminated in the first round of a World Cup?" Dara: "Absolutely. Thank you very much."
    So not much of a break from sport, then...

  • @daninagy4173
    @daninagy4173 3 года назад +48

    Dara's comeback on the bald joke is gold.

  • @vaulimere
    @vaulimere 5 лет назад +593

    Home news... "a break from sport"... and the answer, is about... sport

    • @Ryuzakku
      @Ryuzakku 4 года назад +19

      it is home news, because if England wins the world cup then "it's coming home, lads".

    • @punkwrestle
      @punkwrestle 4 года назад +8

      Tyler Durden Can I take things that will never happen?

    • @Dave_ja_vu
      @Dave_ja_vu 3 года назад +3

      @@punkwrestle again. Never happen again. They have won it

    • @MKR5210
      @MKR5210 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @someguy1728
    @someguy1728 5 лет назад +454

    How long could I hold a poo in if I shared a flat with Oscar Pistorius? LMFAO

  • @andrewbloom7694
    @andrewbloom7694 5 лет назад +138

    0:30 "The white ppl are gonna get naked today" lol

  • @nolankuffner3573
    @nolankuffner3573 3 года назад +47

    The Prince Charles one was incredible.
    Followed immediately by a wonderful run of Oscar Pistorius jokes 🤣
    Also, I can't sleep in the same sheets for more than two weeks.

  • @leeolsson5271
    @leeolsson5271 5 лет назад +125

    That dandruff joke is legendary now.

    • @decodolly1535
      @decodolly1535 5 лет назад +19

      It is indeed but dandruff has nothing to do with hair. It's a skin condition of the scalp so bald people can still get dandruff.

  • @Tom_The_Cat
    @Tom_The_Cat 3 года назад +34

    For how long has Comcast been telling me "A customer service representative will be with you shortly"?

  • @HattielyEverAfter1995
    @HattielyEverAfter1995 3 года назад +12

    00:31 ‘the white people are gunna get naked today’ I think about this every time I see a man shirtless outside in sunshine x

  • @AmericanPharaoh10
    @AmericanPharaoh10 4 года назад +24

    Can't believe Romesh said "I cannot believe they've put Theo Walcott's picture on there." Andre Marriner will never hear the end of it.

  • @petergilbert7106
    @petergilbert7106 4 года назад +156

    Is it: How old is this episode of Mock the Week?

    • @sarahglover3286
      @sarahglover3286 4 года назад +2

      I was wondering that as it's clearly before the last world cup!

    • @jamiemarshall6832
      @jamiemarshall6832 3 года назад +4

      Is it, how many years will mock the week still be airing on Dave for?

    • @RoboBongoCuckooCop
      @RoboBongoCuckooCop 3 года назад

      I thought the answer was: for how long will we see the episode this clip belongs to on Dave

    • @robertwalton5324
      @robertwalton5324 Месяц назад

      Is it: for how long will people reply to my comment?

  • @NibberKSmooth
    @NibberKSmooth 4 года назад +16

    Great exchange between Josh and Dara!

  • @SamarIqbal1-2-1
    @SamarIqbal1-2-1 5 лет назад +77

    Dara: “Take that *BALD* man!” 4:54 😁

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 лет назад +253

    As a bald man, I can assure you we still use dandruff shampoo. Nothing worse than unzipping your trousers and releasing a small blizzard.

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 5 лет назад +26

      Small being the operative term...

    • @user-dx8nj7qj2g
      @user-dx8nj7qj2g 4 года назад +2

      @@bobtahoma dandruff is dead skin, hair just traps it. so I think if he didnt have dandruff that'd be a lot worse

    • @CycolacFan
      @CycolacFan 3 года назад +1

      I misread that as buzzard. Was thinking surely that’s an ideal scenario for you and the buzzard?

    • @mrlenny8135
      @mrlenny8135 3 года назад

      This is so funny!

  • @mich8050
    @mich8050 4 года назад +258

    How long does it feel like this lockdown has lasted?

    • @banjokazooie370
      @banjokazooie370 3 года назад +6

      7 months later and now it feels like an eternity

    • @mich8050
      @mich8050 3 года назад +2

      @@banjokazooie370 indeed it does dude

    • @THENAMEISQUICKMAN
      @THENAMEISQUICKMAN 3 года назад +6

      When the Tories say something will be quick and painless, how long will the agony last?

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 3 года назад

      maybe after 3 years of lockdown, but if you practice protocol, wear your mask, wash your hands, stay 6 feet apart and isolate if you can, perhaps Christmas 2022 will be 'back to Normal'.

    • @TheBenNZ
      @TheBenNZ 3 года назад

      U guys have done well, I’m from N.Z and we got off early

  • @adspongy301
    @adspongy301 4 года назад +35

    "Nice break from sport"
    *is question about sport

  • @sarahcusack5829
    @sarahcusack5829 Год назад +2

    I guess Charles isn't waiting anymore...

  • @MsKeebe
    @MsKeebe 4 года назад +24

    I do not think there is anything Miles Jupp, Romesh Ranganathan, and Dara Ó Briain could say that I don’t find brilliant and hilarious. Literally nothing.

  • @yesemitesam333
    @yesemitesam333 3 года назад +4

    I'd forgotten how funny this subject was. Oh, and Mock The Week was pretty funny too.

  • @boahnation9932
    @boahnation9932 4 года назад +5

    Lmfao that Oscar pistorius joke

  • @MasterMoyle
    @MasterMoyle 3 года назад +2

    56 years is it how long has Dara O Briain been cracking one off.

  • @davidoreilly7328
    @davidoreilly7328 3 года назад +5

    How much have I aged since last March?

  • @ashleyp.4932
    @ashleyp.4932 5 лет назад +31

    Going on a different topic from the video, those mugs are probably done by the firm that a famous for this. It's supposedly a Chinese firm, called Quandong Enterprises, but I think it's actually registered in the UK. They first came to prominence when they did a range of commemorative mugs for William and Catherine's wedding, but had Prince Harry's photo on it instead. Just Look up: "Kate Middleton Marries Prince Harry in mug gaffe".

  • @andrewbloom7694
    @andrewbloom7694 5 лет назад +31

    A nice break from sport. I've got some sad news dara

  • @boywcurtains7355
    @boywcurtains7355 3 года назад +6

    how long do boris’ speeches feel like they go on for?

  • @7MatthewJames
    @7MatthewJames 3 года назад +6

    Is it how long will it take me to moonwalk across Europe?

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 3 года назад +2

      with the right music you could cut that down by a decade

    • @7MatthewJames
      @7MatthewJames 3 года назад

      @@RIXRADvidz that’s true

  • @MasterMoyle
    @MasterMoyle 3 года назад +13

    Is it at what age does Dara O Briain need to stop cracking one off when watching Blue Peter.

    • @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.
      @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. 3 года назад

      The woman he was allegedly cracking one off to, isn't she married to Charlie Brooker?

  • @byronbunny8488
    @byronbunny8488 2 года назад

    "... any day now..."
    😄😆😅

  • @platinumpatience5307
    @platinumpatience5307 4 года назад +8

    I interpreted the title as blokes sleeping the same sheets together.

  • @jeanniehelliwell1599
    @jeanniehelliwell1599 3 года назад +3

    Romesh you can be Australian any day❤️🇦🇺🥰🤣

  • @ajivins1
    @ajivins1 5 лет назад +13

    Without her glasses Angela looks like Nurse Gladys Emmanuel.

    • @paulcoy9060
      @paulcoy9060 4 года назад +2

      Is she a nurse at Monsoon Poultry Hospital?

    • @ajivins1
      @ajivins1 4 года назад +2

      @@paulcoy9060 Don't know that. She was a character in a British sitcom called Open All Hours.

    • @calebansell806
      @calebansell806 3 года назад

      Fetch a cloth, Granville

  • @Poke-ladd
    @Poke-ladd 5 лет назад +2

    Which season and episode please

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 года назад +4

    Is it how many years do I have until I finally win a game, oh wait no that’s the amount of years I have to be the loser.

  • @thezanzibarbarian5729
    @thezanzibarbarian5729 2 года назад

    _"How Long Would Most Blokes Sleep In The Same Sheets For?"_
    When I get into bed, my sheets have been trained to tuck me in now 8-))...

  • @georgeetboom7719
    @georgeetboom7719 5 лет назад +14

    Did anyine else get the david Cameron finally getting service joke at the end.

    • @cruz1ale
      @cruz1ale 5 лет назад +3

      No but Dara's Obama accent was spot on!

    • @JasperJanssen
      @JasperJanssen 5 лет назад +5

      Apparently he was on holiday and not available for matters of state, because wherever in like Wales had no mobile phone service.

    • @Bart-tk9um
      @Bart-tk9um 4 года назад

      Jasper Janssen it was cornwall

  • @gracewenzel
    @gracewenzel 3 года назад +7

    So in Britain it's "maths" (plural) and "sport" (singular)
    Whereas here in the States it's "math" (singular) and "sports" (plural)
    How on earth did that happen? 🤔

    • @stephenwalton7079
      @stephenwalton7079 3 года назад +11

      “The British and Americans are one people separated by a common language.” Churchill

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 3 года назад +4

      Lift, Lory, Bin. elevator, truck, garbage can it's a Language Thing, yeah innit

    • @bremCZ
      @bremCZ 3 года назад

      Sport is countable.

    • @jerribee1
      @jerribee1 3 года назад +4

      When those words were made up, there was a shortage of S's and we put ours on maths and the Americans put theirs on sports.

    • @andrewjohnson6716
      @andrewjohnson6716 2 года назад +1

      They use a singular because they haven’t realized yet that there’s sports other than soccer?

  • @chriskaprys
    @chriskaprys 3 года назад

    0:09 vs 1:56 😆

  • @WuxianTec
    @WuxianTec 5 лет назад +21

    I feel like putting an answer to a prompt in the title, even if it is a question, pretty frustrating. At this point most videos uploaded are repeats of already uploaded videos anyways.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 года назад

      Eh, sacrifice one joke to make viewers ask “What prompted _that?”_

  • @mickmcgregor66
    @mickmcgregor66 4 года назад +5

    54 years since they won the world cup. They still think they're the best team in the world

  • @SidneyBroadshead
    @SidneyBroadshead 3 года назад +3

    *Mock the Week* (S13, Ep03; June 26, 2015)
    *_If This is the Answer, What is the Question?_*
    Presenter: Dara O'Briain
    Team 1: Andy Parsons (captain), Angela Barnes, Josh Widdicombe
    Team 2: Romesh Ranganathan, Hugh Dennis (captain), Miles Jupp
    Full Episode: ruclips.net/video/pkOaQMf25QE/видео.html

  • @thehellyousay
    @thehellyousay 5 лет назад +3

    Sheets?

  • @stpaley
    @stpaley 4 года назад

    how old is this clip

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 2 года назад

    3:54

  • @konsultarvode6527
    @konsultarvode6527 3 года назад +1

    Odd news, didnt England fail to qualify at all during those 56 years lol?

  • @Dim4323
    @Dim4323 4 года назад +6

    How many years will pastor Steve anderson becoming the next pope?

  • @moonlightace4467
    @moonlightace4467 2 года назад

    How long does it take a workplace to replace a lost name badge?

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 года назад +5

    Is it how old is tom brady going to be before he retires from the National Football League?

  • @Ktr-1142-ema
    @Ktr-1142-ema 3 года назад

    Till they are worn to rags

  • @langa77777
    @langa77777 4 года назад +18

    You’re supposed to wash sheets?

    • @carpii
      @carpii 4 года назад +9

      just give them a light mist when they start cracking

    • @langa77777
      @langa77777 4 года назад +2

      carpii instructions unclear, bed smells of urine.

    • @seldonwright4345
      @seldonwright4345 4 года назад

      You used sheets?

  • @harryturner8701
    @harryturner8701 2 года назад

    1:30 and I would still be better than JOSH

  • @Loosehead
    @Loosehead 3 года назад

    I managed 6 months, till the smell got too bad.

    • @LednacekZ
      @LednacekZ 3 года назад +2

      amateur. there are techniques to prolong that. and when it gets horrible, you can sleep sheets-less

    • @mannmctrash
      @mannmctrash 3 года назад

      @@LednacekZ This man knows the ways of the dirtbag.

  • @billhester8821
    @billhester8821 3 года назад +2

    Potatoes are NOT IRISH

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 3 года назад +1

      Ireland did have one of the worst events surrounding the potato. that's why it's such a thorn in the side of the Irish.

    • @7MatthewJames
      @7MatthewJames 2 года назад

      @@RIXRADvidz as an Irishman, I can verify this. The Potato Famine in 1845-52 killed over three million people and and left hundreds of thousands more starving, some of whom collapsed and died on the streets

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 3 года назад +1

    On reflection Chris Smalling wouldn't have been too bad

  • @2490debrick
    @2490debrick 4 года назад

    I wanna like it but it's just so tedious...

  • @wunnell
    @wunnell 3 года назад

    I'm guessing Romesh isn't quite so Sri Lankan for the cricket at the moment.

  • @jonblackk
    @jonblackk Год назад +1

    Prince Charles is now King. Only took a few extra yrs. 😂

  • @insertname1014
    @insertname1014 5 лет назад +16

    It annoys me how Dara says a murmured joke and "err..." after gag

    • @cruz1ale
      @cruz1ale 5 лет назад +2

      A teacher at uni used to do that and nobody found him funny. The jokes were ok, but the loud "err..." just made them very awkward

    • @markorollo.
      @markorollo. 5 лет назад +2

      I've hardly understood a word he ever said, and I like the Irish accent, find it quite understandable, but him, nope

    • @leejamesmccarthy
      @leejamesmccarthy 5 лет назад +2

      Wish he would would fuck off back to ireland tbh he makes the show crap its cringey af

    • @sneaky5141
      @sneaky5141 4 года назад +7

      @@leejamesmccarthy alright relax lmao

    • @saoirsedeltufo7436
      @saoirsedeltufo7436 4 года назад +1

      MarkoRollo ah yes Ireland is famous for having only one accent...

  • @beageler
    @beageler 3 года назад

    Romesh has weird problems...

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 3 года назад

      this is really old.like 12 years old and getting older. Romesh has grown up since this

  • @ladyi7609
    @ladyi7609 3 года назад +2

    Wait, Britain only has one brand of anti-dandruff shampoo?! In North America we have many, many brands of anti-dandruff shampoo, each brand having multiple formulas. Wow, feels kinda like Britain is not quite as developed a country as previously thought.

    • @dawesreads1263
      @dawesreads1263 3 года назад +7

      I cannot for the life of me, tell whether this is a joke or not

  • @robinhyperlord9053
    @robinhyperlord9053 5 лет назад +4

    56 years; the time in prison for the people who made Lenovo and Samsung.
    #DeathToLenovo

    • @matthewiles5714
      @matthewiles5714 5 лет назад +5

      Samsung is a brilliant product.

    • @robinhyperlord9053
      @robinhyperlord9053 5 лет назад +2

      @@matthewiles5714
      The Samsung is being retarded.

    • @arthurtheslime9359
      @arthurtheslime9359 4 года назад

      What a way to out yourself as a simple minded sheep.

    • @BezoomnyBratchny
      @BezoomnyBratchny 4 года назад

      What's wrong with Samsung?

    • @robinhyperlord9053
      @robinhyperlord9053 4 года назад

      @@BezoomnyBratchny
      The Samsung phone is dodgy in its touchscreen, very slow, has very little intenrent connection, very little memory, give you the wrong word as opposed to what you typed,
      Samsung is made by an invalid.