The Unbearable Weight of a Massive Ego
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- Опубликовано: 16 окт 2022
- I love to sing-a! About the time-a, and the wheel-a, and the B'jork-a!
Originally streamed/recorded on June 8th, 2022.
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Игры
"Was there snow in 1 AD?"
Does jerma think that we invented snow?
At least it's an ethos.
@watchmejumpstart "Have fun with the meteor, dinosaur!" He says, talking to a bird in the year 500 AD
"It would take you hours to find a bear" as if we live in an age where it takes minutes to find one in the wild
@@luigimcdingle1951 Sorry to break it to you, but that's not a bird from 500 AD but an actual dinosaur from millions of years ago..
This guy was a teacher omegalul
Watching Jerma is like holding a fission reactor
much like quantum mechanics, jerma is less of a tangible object and more an abstract concept
much like quantum physics there’s a lot we still don’t know about jerma
much like astrology, jerma isn't real
much like quantum physics, jerma disappears when you stop observing him
More like the demon core
this guy should start a twitch channel
That's the worst idea I've ever heard.
This guy tried to kill Pinwheel...
But he already has, his twitch name is jerma 985, and he plays games or other stuff and occasionally does big budget events like the baseball stream where he uh.... shoved an entire baseball up his ass.
@u know me Eat dung, spammer
Ong he should
Love that Jerma *knew* the solution was "train station" but when asked to name any consonant in train station with a ten second time limit, all he can do is holler in anguish
I can almost guarantee you that half the population 30+ doesn't remember what a consonant is.
@@bbbbbbb51 What the *FUCK* did you just call me?!
Jerma's villain hair streams are always the most unhinged
The slick-back hair compresses his head and blocks the ventilation shafts in his skull. He's overheating.
@@jamesmccomb9525 My sides
patrick bartman
@@jamesmccomb9525 Jerma is a boob-robot from Austin Powers
@@davebob4973 patrick bartsimpson
I can already anticipate the comments about how Jerma is “too dangerous” to be given the power of time travel. I actually disagree, I don’t think his Amish brain could handle it, he can barely handle video games. I think he’d literally get lost in time.
Hahaha Adam Klownzinger, keep em coming!
Man you are way better than that vore/inflation fetish waste of oxygen commenter!
In the previous video Jerma said he couldn't be trusted with time travel because he would soft lock himself
He can barely move forward in time, dont give him more options
@@Patrick.Weightman fuck he made the joke before me
I love the vision of Jerma running throw the woods with a flashlight screaming: "JESUS?!"
@here is the full clip burn in hell
I hate these spam bots with every ounce of every fiber of my being
He's been dead for a year though.
this is just him playing slenderman
@@ParappatheRapper No he's been alive for a year
the bjork part never fails to kill me
She really is a versatile actress and singer and now a talented -swordsman- streamer.
That one comment managed to completely derail him
No, Jerma. The paradox is that if you go back in time and kill your grandpa, you disappear, but then you won’t be there to kill your grandpa, thus creating a paradox, JERMA. THATS WHAT THE WORD PARADOX MEANS, JERMA.
Or it wouldn’t he just could no longer time travel travel…
No a paradox is when of in you the cold food of out hot eat the food
Also it’s Time Traveling so we all technically do it, just not as much as some people want!
@@TheBanMan Appreciate what you what, be are the make you appreciate what you dad
Jeremiah is pretty dumb, so he's also the person who says "WHY DON'T THEY TEACH TAXES IN SCHOOOOOL??!"
It's a very Jerma thing to time travel and immediately hit a tree and cause a nuclear explosion
Jerma is the type of kid to use the wrong formula and still get the answer right
He is also the same kid that uses the right formula and gets the wrong answer.
@@Wackydude27 he’s the kind of kid to use the wrong formula and blow up the maths classroom
Watching him play Wheel of Fortune of Family Feud is like watching a really, really old man fall off a bicycle, and you know he always talks about how he loves biking and bike riding got him to where he is and he owes all his health to bike riding and bike riding is his favorite thing in life and you just see him on the ground with his knee scraped and the blooding won't stop because his heart pills make his blood thing so he has to go to the hospital.
Just take the bike away. Don't let grandpa know how old he is.
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS!!!
Blooding
yknow, the blood thing
that's... really sad, actually
Jerma:
“I’m gonna give you a new number…6.”
Chat:
“You have 6 minutes to live!”
Imagine the absolute shitshow that would have been unleashed if he said 4.
@@axo3940 4skin
great job on NPR, Jerma
@here is the full clip the actual video, ruclips.net/video/Ul4t-SGMvvA/видео.html and it was f’ing great seeing him there
reminder that the jermacraft intro is now in the Library of Congress
@@MoonBoomer just for what it's worth, that guy was a bot
@@protogon as soon as I heard that fucking audio clip my awe broke into euphoria, either the NPR editor was aware of the in-joke, or jerma himself decided to submit that. Both are equally hilarious to me with how embarrassed he was about it a few years ago
i love how you can hear (what i assume to be) Holly laughing in the background at 29:25
I like how he keeps saying he has lightning reflexes but then when he played a game that requires good timing and reflexes he starts to rant about how humans shouldn't be doing that and should be farming and pushing around wheel barrels or whatever~
his Brain runs on Copium
you mean wheelbarrow?
If fluoride free toothpaste was a person.
I’m obsessed with this comment. What could you possibly mean by this 😭
Why is this so damn accurate
so true
Oh my God why does this make sense
flouride brain
Jerma wishfully talking about dodging close quarters combat gives off huge Scout energy ngl
"Where there snow in 1 A.D? I feel like there wasn't grass."
I love how in his attempt to explain the grandfather paradox he explains other paradox's like the butterfly effect
The butterfly effect isn't a paradox
@@blackflameenjoyer6557 yes it is
@@liar-888 No it's not. It's just a theory, or rather, an offshoot of the chaos theory. A paradox usually implies a self-contradiction, which the butterfly effect doesn't.
@@sirshrooma yes it does the grandfather paradox is base on the butterfly effect. The butterfly effect could also massively change the future preventing you from traveling back in time in the first place.
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 isn't it more based on the Domino Effect? In which a Small event can cause a Larger event that we can reasonably predict (like... y'know, killing your grandfather = you not being born = your grandfather still existing due to the fact that you are not able to kill him without erasing yourself from existence = restarting the cycle).
I might be completely wrong tho. I'm no expert in the matter
40:20 I like how he tried sounding out nearly every combination except the one that would’ve actually made it a word.
Jerma is really rocking the CGI Andy facecam this stream
Lmao
His ego is at least double his height.
But it's extremely wide, so it has a volume of at least 5000 litres.
@@theonlybilge that's not considering its 4th dimensional volume
yo jerma i have been watching your streams and it really has helped me now instead of being a despressed person now i am a schizophrenic and i see your face everwhere i go much love dude ❤❤
What if jerma came out of your mirror and flipped you upside down
Just be careful to not peep the horror my friend❤️
Stage 1 Jermatitus.
schizophrenia > depression
pfp goes hard
Something strange I’ve noticed about Jerma is that his jokes are so good that they seem like he writes him but then that makes him seem even more psychopathic, even though it seems like it’s all a bit
This dude seems like the kinda guy who would throw up into his computer
Whoever said Jerma sounded like Björk deserves an honorable mention in the one guy category this year
I like how Jerma thinks there was no grass or trees when the Roman Empire was booming *and* they must have been fighting and taming dinosaurs
Didn’t they tame woolly mammoths so technically they did have dinosaurs
@@liar-888 NA education
@@wulf2757 i live brazil
@Boi Spoon no no brazil no school. i teach myself
@@liar-888 Early man hunted mammoths, I don’t think they ever tamed them or probably even tried to. Even so, all that happened many thousands of years before recorded history began.
It never fails to make me laugh when people don't understand the Before & After category because it's such a terrible label for what it actually means. It means two phrases/things that share a word in common, one that ends with the word and the other that begins
Baseball Diamond
Diamond Earrings
Lmaooooo I’m crying laughing at the idea of taking a time machine back to the year 1 AD and just wrapping it around a tree 😭😭😭
I can't believe Jerma just started playing the Björk stalker tapes in the middle of the stream. Truly a brave man in the world of online entertainment
seeing jerma struggle and fail to come up with the word "extensive" given "e_tensi_e" and instead guessing "elstensiwe" was so funny i had a heart attack and died, this is a ghost writing this
Love you
I love how heated Jerma gets over how Wheel of Fortune names the puzzle categories
I LOVE AT 28:38 WHEN HE LAUGHS THE LITTLE BALL GOES FLYING OFF SCREEN
His pronouncing of the word 'drawer' blew my mind
he's never been so boston
Classic boston maniac, “jrawhr”
jerma really let the voices take over
Jerma is kind of the Björk of Twitch streamers, unique voice, unique sounds, unique face, unique style... unique... ideas. Don't get why he got so offended.
Because chat was onto his secret.
You ever seen Bjork and Jerma in the same room together? 🤔
He doesn't want to get a bomb in the mail.
Great stream! My favorite part was when he went full cam with a bunny suit on and started growling and foaming at the mouth, keep up the great work!
Thank you to the editors for providing me with daily Jerma content while he’s on break
i NEED jerma content INJECTED everyday day directly in my cephalic vein OR i will just fuck1ng PERISH, I am JERMANATING
lol. lmao.
37:58 Jerma the type of guy to see a phrase without its subject and ask "who would own that"
Jerma is the type of guy to invent a new letter just to scream something new into the abyss
I've never been the same toilet since 1986. At the time, I had been in the service for, oh, about a year or so. Still relatively innocent, but by this time I had seen some shit. Crazy shit. But this one? This one took the cake.
I'm sitting there in my stall, having a great time just, you know, just minding my own business, being a gas station toilet. Suddenly, my stall opens wide. In comes this man, about 5'10, you know, looks like the average bloke. Normal day, I thought. Well, he drops his pants, and out from his bowels erupts, at escape velocity, this massive meteoric load of explosive diarrhea. A volatile, unstable, turbulent liquid of an unimaginable blend. Toxic, noxious, pestilential waste that belonged in a lead ten gallon drum and shot into space, not churning within a gas station. To this very day I still wonder what that creature had consumed to create this perilous organic incendiary.
By the time this guy, this unholy manifestation of midnight was done defiling and violating everything, it was painted brown. Fuck, with how much blood he shat out alongside whatever organs he still had left in his body, it might as well have been painted black. I distinctively remember the absolute horrified look on the janitor's face when he came in to behold, the hazardous image etched into his own two eyes, the offending caliginous eldritch terror this Lovecraftian cretin had expelled upon my stall. If it got any more odorous in there, the janitor's skin and muscles would've sloughed off his bones and took flight before his nostrils even began to detect the first atom of that Stygian stench.
After trying and subsequently failing to clean up the inky festering pool that wretched animal exiled from his system, the janitor looked as if his very soul had left his body. He quit his job and moved to Seattle. About a week after I witnessed that tenebrous rectal anarchy occur, they brought in an exorcist because people were complaining about ghosts and shit. When the exorcist stepped foot into my stall, he blanched. Real pale, thought he died right then and there. After doing what I assume was the fastest exorcism ever performed in the history of the multiverse, he booked it. I heard he was so shaken to the core by what he saw he jumped the border to Mexico and forged a new life there as a shoeshiner. What became of the gas station... it was bulldozed down and the land hasn't been touched by a mortal soul in nearly four decades.
Oh, me? I was spotless.
Huh?
For some reason this was already at full text length in the comment section and I can't click "read less"
Truly maniacal
Jerma only lives on the screen guys. He can’t hurt you…physically.
Cognitohazard Andy
that's what i thought too... then he brought out the meat grinder
@@spacebassist Metaphysicalhazard Andy
Jerma streams are like reverse day care where 15k people watch one child nervously stack their blocks
he’s so scared of numbers
i love that jerma played a whole game from within a series of pipes
Jerma really showcasing the power of imagination in that time travel game
i miss when jerma would do his cave streams... the new audio quality just doesnt hit the same anymore
How does he have zero idea what "Before and After" means
Jerma would be asked by scientists to go back to when jesus was a carpenter to tell him what will happen, but jerma will go to 1 AD after 5 minutes of ranting to himself about what year Jesus was a carpenter and get in a situation where he's worshipped like a god for wearing modern clothes and beatboxing the pokemon battle theme, then freaks out because he's about to be assassinated by the time police
My man traveled to the year 1 A.C and asked "where are the dinosaurs"
Asking "why" to the grandpa paradox is so funny i never realized what a stupid concept it would be just like jerma explained
Ten seconds in and Jerma talks about being naked an in the shower. What took him so long this time?
zerking
16:27 automobile manslaughter andy
The grandfather paradox is strange, partially because if you prevent yourself from existing then you can't prevent yourself from existing, meaning you would exist, but then prevent yourself from existing.
25:05 this is in the Library of Congress. Children 20 years from now will here that.
jeremy is extra zonked this stream... so sad that his condition is progressing so fast.. thoughts and prayers to the elbertsons...
Jerma and boomer game shows is always a great combo. I still rewatch the family feud VODs from time to time.
DONALD DUCK DONALD DUCK
DONALD FCKING DUCK
jerma the type of guy i woulda called germy in elementary school and he woulda been like noooooooooooooooooo stoppp ittttttttttt
31:30 i love how his solution to being out of it for the day is to eat a bag of peanuts
That Björk impression was perfect
3:56 he's so short he thinks 3 inches off the ground is 3 miles off the ground
I love how he wanted to pull a prank on some random donut shop that doesn't even require time travel
10:50
Jerma looking for dinosaurs in year 1 AD
30:31 JERMA IS THE REDDITOR THAT PLAYED CBAT FOR HIS GIRLFRIEND. THE PSYCHO PERFECTLY RECREATED THE RHYTHM WITH HIS TAPPING.
Wtf, how did you catch that
The One-Handed Clapping game was actually really cool and I'm glad I was one of the people who DIDN'T leave stream during it. I wish he would go back and finish it someday
Hey Jerma, thanks for the video, but I've decided I'm not going to watch this one. I'm sure you understand.
Thanks
Understandable. Self-care is important 🙏
Watching Jeremy play Wheel of Fortune gave me dyslexia
Maniac pukes into computer, threatens to punch a microphone
Streamer gets compared to popular musician, INSTANTLY PUKES into his COMPUTER
i’m so glad i have a computer to puke into
3:56 good question jerm.
at 36:12 it sounded like he was reading chat, and I thought that someone was just trying to wish him a nice day and Jerma got mad lol
you KILLED an INNOCENT ANIMAL and then LAUGHED
Nothing brings out the boston accent more than "drawer"
33:05 ah yes the famous mangnets commonly mispelt as magnets.
29:23 the laughing in the background broke me lol
The idea of Holly listening in from the other room, or watching the streams and cracking up at her deranged boyfriend is actually pretty sweet and wholesome.
yeah, that's her thing
I Have No Mouth Yet I Must Scream
It’s obvious what’s winning best one guy moment
Still thinking about Jerma telling that viewer to "go rake some leaves" because he wasn't liking the stream
this guy should go back 25 years
1923 was 23 years ago
Jerma's ego is Seven solar masses and a quarter
Love Glass Joe telling me how invincible he is
"Why am I like 3ft tall" Jerma asks as he once again finds himself staring at himself in the mirror before stream begins
Jerma doing the peter griffin giggle with reverb to turn on light posts in a dark alley is wild
great job on getting the jermacraft intro into the library of congress!
legitimately JUST looked up that clip from A million ways to die in the west yesterday and now its a Jerma intro clip. WILD
"That was a warmup."
-- Jerma after crashing his car into a mailbox
40:26 hes an alien attempting to speak our language for the first time
Every video I see, I'm convinced more and more that "Jerma985" is just a cryptid from Las Vegas.
You can hear his girlfriend cracking up at his vomit comments in the other room. #lifegoals
The bit where he didnt understand how the “before and after” category works is making me want to explode
this is an amazing video title, it lives in my subconscious, i have been thinking recently about my own overinflated ego and i feel an ironic desire to self pity for it. like you try to help people and stand up for what you believe in and make positive changes and at the end of the day you're still caught zerkin off on stream.
the way jerma says "Christopher Lloyd" in his voice as if he was a Pokémon
never seen back to the future andy
this was probably one of my favorite streams
That’s a classic Simpson treehouse of horror
I'm glad to know that all this time Jerma has still been doing the same expression he did while laughing like he did with the baby running into a wall clip
I love how jerma keeps playing shitty budget games and loses his mind and freaks out whenever there's a bug or anything that isn't 100% polished
I was incredibly surprised to see Yadi in the Wheel of Fortune game