Jerma came into my home multiple times with slightly altered hairstyles trying to get me to invest in Byeah Coin over and over. Each pitch was accompanied with more and more exaggerated body language. I asked if Byeah coin was some kind of currency and he shit himself on the spot... embarrassing!
"Eat it in one bite? I'm not gonna eat the fucking burger in one bite! If I eat this in one bite it's going to get wedged in my throat and I'll *die*. *On stream*. Could you imagine buying a nice meal and then just shoving it all in your mouth at once because one person told you to? I'm turning on facecam, let me just get some clothes on. "Look at it, it's like *half the size of my head*. Who would try eating this in one bite, for any amount of money? I mean it's basically like, I'll give you fifty dollars if you *die*. "I don't think it'll even fit in my mouth if I try, I'd have to take at LEAST two bites. It's just not possible. "*mmmmnf*"
I had the video on my other screen while I play Isaac and I actually had to pause it and just think for a while after he did that. That voice is existentially terrifying
@@poppingfreshjpofboyn5654 why is it that when I get the closest to succeeding in life, some potato always come to ruin the glorious moment of my achievement?
Can't believe it's been over a year since he played 'alter ego'. I remember having this on in the background while chopping/burning a jungle biome in minecraft for a megabuild.
I have to add another shout out to the editors. Jerma has been my laughter therapy for the past few months while I struggle through a tough time in my life. I was really bummed out and worried about Jerma when I heard what happened to him, but you guys made sure he can still make me laugh every day while he goes through his own challenges. These edits are so good at capturing Jerma's best moments and they never fail to cheer me up. Thank you for your hard work, and thank you Jerma for being a comedy genius! :D
I actually played this for myself and thoroughly enjoyed it! You can see the website you can play it on at 15:37 You select choices with the arrow keys and hit space to confirm, press escape to exit the grid and select the side icons to see your stats, get a job, girlfriend, etc. press escape again to return to the grid.
Bless you Jack! I love all of Jerma's editors (eh, Jerma's not bad himself, though I'm more of a Jex fangirl), but I especially love the way Jack edits together a story out of Jerma's highlights and not just put together a "Funny moments" compilation (though that's of course awesome too).
About the blood nose story, I was staying at my friends house and I woke up at say 2 in the morning and felt deathly sick, I walked around the house a few times and fell asleep on his couch. I woke up and my jeans were wet and so was the couch. Liquid shit was everywhere. I left and I’m not sure if his mum cleaned it and didn’t tell anyone or if he just didn’t find out but no one ever mentioned it to me
0:56 Jerma: "I am fascinated by car accidents and other disaster scenes. No. What kind of question is that?" The TWO "Jerma laughs at vehicular accidents" compilations would beg to differ.
When I was like 8 or something I shared a bunk bed with my sister. I was on the top and my room was pitch black. My nose felt itchy and runny so I closed the opposite nostril with my finger and just BLEW as hard as I could hoping my nose would feel better. I kept doing it for like 5 mins or some absurd about of time. Eventually I fell alseep but when I woke up there was blood ALL OVER MY WALL, MY BED AND MY CEILING. It was splattered and it looked like an actual crime scene. Yeah I had a bloody nose but I was so tired and stupid I didn’t know. That was fun.
Another story: when I was like 11 I was sleeping over at a Friends house. I wasn’t feeling good so we fell asleep early, in the same bed. I wake up exactly at 3 am, throw up 8 TIMES on the bed, and i panic so hard. I run to the bathroom, throw up 2 more times and, still panicked, I text my mom to pick me up. Mind you my friend, her mom, her dad, and her brother are still sleeping and, like I said, it’s 3 am. My mom pulls up but my friend uses their garage as their front door. Only thing is their garage door is closed and I knew opening it would be way too loud. So I go to their actual front door but there’s piles of boxes and stuff in front of it. So now I’m panicking even MORE. I’m trying to think of what to do when suddenly my friends dog starts growling at me. He thinks I’m an intruder! He’s growling at me and slowly walking towards me. Eventually my mom is telling me that if I don’t get out there so she’s going to leave. So I wake up my poor, sleepy friend. I ask her to open her garage and she does but she so tired she doesn’t really know what she’s doing. I leave, get home and throw up like 5 more times. I have never been more scared in my life.
"I am fascinated by car accidents and other disaster scenes." Jerma for some reason insists that this is false despite there being two 15 minute long compliations of him crying with laughter at car accidents
When this stream originally aired, I was sure that it was going to be the most boring thing that Jerma ever did. I mean, how could a text-based game possibly be entertaining? How wrong I was...
Jeremy acts flabbergasted at the "I am fascinated by car accidents and other disaster scenes" question but meanwhile there are MULTIPLE compilations of him laughing at vehicular accidents. Psycho.
It's not an honest question. It's actually a test to see how honest the person playing is. Everyone sees a car crash & rubbernecks even if just a little bit. Jerma basically just lied because of the moral implications.
*I am fascinated by car accidents and other disaster scenes.* jerma: "i dont think-no. no!" me: just watched a 15+ minute compilation of him laughing at car crashes in video games
I spent the night at a friend's house in 5th grade and spent the whole time drinking this bomb ass lemonade. I was always scared to use someone else's bathroom so I didn't. My friend had a bunk bed and let me sleep on the top bunk. I pissed so fucking much in that bed that the piss bled through the mattress and covered him while he was sleeping. I snuck out of his house around 5 in the morning and ran home but had to come back in shame because I left my gameboy advance and all of my games at his house.
I just got an ad for Trover saves the universe, and then I see the Rick and Morty intro and I go like, holy shit am I watching Rick and Morty. And then the video continues and it's just Jerma.
"'I am fascinated by car accidents and other disaster scenes.' I would say, no." Meanwhile, the multiple compilations of Jerma laughing at vehicle accidents in video games.
Im glad u still upload to one of ur channels memes helped me with childhood shit and saw ur most recently videos after a minute and died so thanks for the good old time man
"Is this some sort of psycho test?"
*Murders his boss*
*“Is this some sort of currency thing?”*
Bogs Stock Market
The dream
AND.. gets a bonus.
Love how he keeps restarting like there's some good ending where your life ends without dying and he just has to find it.
Yes on stream you should play a five minute game once then give up lmao
yeah its called nirvana, kurt cobain made it up
he wanted to find the secret ending where he barfs a sleeve of oreos onto his bed
The secret vampire ending
@@GreenEyedDazzler His first run was like 6 hours
I am fascinated by car accidents and other disasters
Jerma: “No”
*Literally compilations of him laughing like a psycho at car accidents.*
Literally at 22:34
0:57 Chat's literally going like that Spongebob cop "AHA! A CONFESSION! Next time, think before you deny your car accident fetish jeremiah!"
THANK YOU FOR POINTING THIS OUT, GOT SO MAD WHEN HE CHOSE FALSE LMAO
Jerma lied as naturally as he breathed
Jerma came into my home multiple times with slightly altered hairstyles trying to get me to invest in Byeah Coin over and over. Each pitch was accompanied with more and more exaggerated body language. I asked if Byeah coin was some kind of currency and he shit himself on the spot... embarrassing!
the "embarassing!" at the end really makes this read like a Trump tweet
@@deceptivelysmallman True
@@deceptivelysmallman man reads youtube comment.... thinks it reads like trump tweet. many such cases!
How contrived. Sad!
Is that some sort of currency thing? I don't get it.. Is that some kind of currency thing? Like I don't know.
Jesus, Jerma can do a good baby impression
it scared me
Remove that comma and you've got a quality comment right there
baby jerma and mommy kim
It wasn't an impression. He's just a baby in a mech suit.
you mean baby jerma can do a good boomer impression
Jerma: "Revenge is sweet? Is this some kind of psycho test?"
Jerma 1 minute later: *ANGRY/VENGEFUL RESPONSE*
Jerma would absolutely eat a burger in one bite, even without being egged on
You know what we must do as a community..
he probably makes Kim watch him do it
1. Chat tells him to eat the burger in one bite 2. Jeremy vehemently refuses to eat the burger in one bite 3. Jeremy eats the burger in one bite
I'm just concerned the child protagonist can eat an entire 'gigantoburger' with toppings and bun in a single mouthful and a single swallow.
"Eat it in one bite? I'm not gonna eat the fucking burger in one bite! If I eat this in one bite it's going to get wedged in my throat and I'll *die*. *On stream*. Could you imagine buying a nice meal and then just shoving it all in your mouth at once because one person told you to? I'm turning on facecam, let me just get some clothes on.
"Look at it, it's like *half the size of my head*. Who would try eating this in one bite, for any amount of money? I mean it's basically like, I'll give you fifty dollars if you *die*.
"I don't think it'll even fit in my mouth if I try, I'd have to take at LEAST two bites. It's just not possible.
"*mmmmnf*"
Jerna's baby voice is truly cursed
Scarily authentic
you mean his dexter voice?
Right? The best way I can describe it is *distressingly* good.
I had the video on my other screen while I play Isaac and I actually had to pause it and just think for a while after he did that. That voice is existentially terrifying
It’s his old woman voice doing his double D voice doing his dexter voice.
God, the "No, no, no! I was so close to being old!" got me harder than it should have
Cinosss that is pretty dark when you think about it
I mean, Jerma already knows what it's like being old, he's a boomer
"-Got me harder than it should be"
Weird phrasing, but ok
@@JoNarDLoLz Any better?
@@CristoCrafter86 I can't believe you actually bothered to edit out your original comment, kudos!
My theory is that Jerma really died trying to save that boy, and everything after that were just hallucinations created by his dying mind.
My theory is that the kid at playground actually killed him and all of the stuff that happened after is some shitty alternative universe or smth
you begin to feel the pull of the hallucination
@@diegogatjens3023 I was going to yell at you for spoilers, but then I realized I'd probably never play it so no harm done.
that would explain the dollhouse stream
he was trapped in his cycles of guilt
Jerma: Has blood all over him and is about to pass out because of the older kid beating him up
Also Jerma: Did I get the toy back?
Priorities, people. Priorities.
34 by the way
@@Bryn-EG happened last Saturday
Jerma's genuine reaction to that gun makes me feel like he actually had that happen to him in real life 12:48
or that's just a reasonable response to seeing a gun?
@@Eira_ eh, depends on who the friend was.
@@Eira_ lmao
I think he starts to say “I’m not going through that again”
@@Eira_ not really
Newsflash:
A fashionably late streamer, 34, sees his whole life flash before his eyes in front of the audience of several thousand people
this is so fucking good
I think you mean 3'4"
@@poppingfreshjpofboyn5654 why is it that when I get the closest to succeeding in life, some potato always come to ruin the glorious moment of my achievement?
@@karasrechnoy5574 Always comes*
Patata coming or goOOOOINNNNNNGUH!
The thumbnail shows Jerma, 2ndJerma, 3rdJerma, and the elusive 4thJerma
10/10 joke, The Game Grumps Let’s Play of Majora’s Mask.
That's just Jerma985, Jerma984, Jerma983 and Jerma982
Well, where's the 985thJerma?
@@roadent217 right behind you
The four horsemen of the Jermapocalypse
"by the time helga is finished, you dont know if you are coming or goinGGGAAAAAAAAAAAHHG--"
ah
@@ahcripes7651 ah
19:44
Can't believe it's been over a year since he played 'alter ego'. I remember having this on in the background while chopping/burning a jungle biome in minecraft for a megabuild.
Memories like that are sweet
I really love listening to people play these text-based games. It's like a podcast you can chuck on in the background.
What were you building?
I also want to know what you built
i ALSO want to know what you built because i'm actually doing the same thing right now (underground, but it's still IN a jungle biome)
In this video, Jerma fails to recognize that dying is what happens during life.
18:35
The exact moment Jerma realized he was playing another porn game
i genuinely thought that baby crying was a sound effect for a second. how can he do that so well
"eat a burger in one bite"
guys remember when Jerma tried to eat that weird cookie sandwich in one bite and made a mess ON STREAM?
And when he ate raw brownie and almost gave himself salmonellosis. He truly is an EMBARRASING individual!
2:20 for anyone that wants the babystamp
Thanks!
Cursed
Would you rather your new car advertise
"A gentleman's club"
Or
"A motor yacht with crew"
Police car with sirens blazing
"Would your rather you"
@@crussteasock4047 Made me all self-conscious bro :(
Coming or goieeuuuuuuuughhhhing
I played the game had a perfect life, and the max age is 80 and the path actually ends. It’s a good game I highly recommend it
That "live your life, or get depressed" hit me real hard
I've been laughing at "We're going to meet the Lord" for like 5 mins
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain" 27:47
I have to add another shout out to the editors. Jerma has been my laughter therapy for the past few months while I struggle through a tough time in my life. I was really bummed out and worried about Jerma when I heard what happened to him, but you guys made sure he can still make me laugh every day while he goes through his own challenges. These edits are so good at capturing Jerma's best moments and they never fail to cheer me up. Thank you for your hard work, and thank you Jerma for being a comedy genius! :D
@@Lexob34 some health issues, he'll be back on the 30th!
This game is actually amazing
I actually played this for myself and thoroughly enjoyed it! You can see the website you can play it on at 15:37
You select choices with the arrow keys and hit space to confirm, press escape to exit the grid and select the side icons to see your stats, get a job, girlfriend, etc. press escape again to return to the grid.
Finally a back to the future intro.
I LOVE NICK AND FRANKIE!
hundred years doc and marty
TO
BE
FAIR
Brick and Mortar
It’s funny how you get rewarded for murder but punished and lose for attempting to save a child
To be fair
It really do be like that sometimes.
You can win if you attempt to save the child, but you need certain stats I think
China moment
Is that how we all die? "No! I was so close to being old!"
0:58 is this why there are 2 Jerma laughing at vehicular accidents compilations?
Bless you Jack! I love all of Jerma's editors (eh, Jerma's not bad himself, though I'm more of a Jex fangirl), but I especially love the way Jack edits together a story out of Jerma's highlights and not just put together a "Funny moments" compilation (though that's of course awesome too).
I love how Jermas reasoning for not developing a cocaine habit was “I don’t have any money” 😭 what a freakshow
0:57 cut to jerma laughing at every car accident he sees. UM JERMA WE ARE ON TO YOU.
One of my favourite streams. Come back to us tiny man!
*compact man
@Lord Lidl *Bite sized
@@ItsDSP kinky.
About the blood nose story, I was staying at my friends house and I woke up at say 2 in the morning and felt deathly sick, I walked around the house a few times and fell asleep on his couch. I woke up and my jeans were wet and so was the couch. Liquid shit was everywhere. I left and I’m not sure if his mum cleaned it and didn’t tell anyone or if he just didn’t find out but no one ever mentioned it to me
largejoe i think some things are better kept to ourselves
0:56 Jerma: "I am fascinated by car accidents and other disaster scenes. No. What kind of question is that?"
The TWO "Jerma laughs at vehicular accidents" compilations would beg to differ.
When I was like 8 or something I shared a bunk bed with my sister. I was on the top and my room was pitch black. My nose felt itchy and runny so I closed the opposite nostril with my finger and just BLEW as hard as I could hoping my nose would feel better. I kept doing it for like 5 mins or some absurd about of time. Eventually I fell alseep but when I woke up there was blood ALL OVER MY WALL, MY BED AND MY CEILING. It was splattered and it looked like an actual crime scene. Yeah I had a bloody nose but I was so tired and stupid I didn’t know. That was fun.
Another story: when I was like 11 I was sleeping over at a Friends house. I wasn’t feeling good so we fell asleep early, in the same bed. I wake up exactly at 3 am, throw up 8 TIMES on the bed, and i panic so hard. I run to the bathroom, throw up 2 more times and, still panicked, I text my mom to pick me up. Mind you my friend, her mom, her dad, and her brother are still sleeping and, like I said, it’s 3 am. My mom pulls up but my friend uses their garage as their front door. Only thing is their garage door is closed and I knew opening it would be way too loud. So I go to their actual front door but there’s piles of boxes and stuff in front of it. So now I’m panicking even MORE. I’m trying to think of what to do when suddenly my friends dog starts growling at me. He thinks I’m an intruder! He’s growling at me and slowly walking towards me. Eventually my mom is telling me that if I don’t get out there so she’s going to leave. So I wake up my poor, sleepy friend. I ask her to open her garage and she does but she so tired she doesn’t really know what she’s doing. I leave, get home and throw up like 5 more times. I have never been more scared in my life.
@@worried_weasel747 WTF 😮
The hilarious amount of videos of Jerma laughing at car accidents is twice as funny knowing that he's completely oblivious to it
he literally laughed at a car accident in this video what the fuck is wrong with him
Jack has been editing for this channel for like a month or two now and feels like he's uploaded way more than any of the other editors, wtf?
Jack is a fucking machine, he was built to make Jerma videos.
0:57 jerma. You have, in ever car video ever, absolutely lost it at car accidents every time. This is bullshit on a whole new level
This game gave me an unbelievable amount of anxiety holy shit
It’s available on iPhone App Store if you want to play. It’s a really intense sim for something that came out in the 80’s
0:59 Jerma there's literally a compilation of you laughing at vehicle accidents
Jerma's baby cry is the stuff of my nightmares.
1:00 why is he lying, we’ve all seen the compilations of him laughing during a car crash in a game
This was one of the best Jerma streams. Glad 2nd Jerma finally made a video highlight for it.
Local man snitches and murders with no remorse; Drowns in 3-foot-deep water
This the guy who became a legend in his own time on stream?!?
The funniest part about this game is that once you become elderly literally every section is just make the right choice or die
really editing out the part where he flips the bird to the police officers and does a wheelie? okay...
I really want him to play this again.
I know this comments a year old but what's the source of your profile pic?
@@Veeekna my final fantasy 14 character
"I am fascinated by car accidents and other disaster scenes."
Jerma for some reason insists that this is false despite there being two 15 minute long compliations of him crying with laughter at car accidents
0:25 ""I'm a light sleeper who stirs at even the slightest sound." True..."
I swear I just saw a video where Jerma says the exact opposite
LEFT HOOK POG
When this stream originally aired, I was sure that it was going to be the most boring thing that Jerma ever did. I mean, how could a text-based game possibly be entertaining?
How wrong I was...
The Jerma's charm huh
Alter ego is good too
o7
Hi jack. How are you?
Thank you.
God speed pilgrim
you made it to the team!
@@kakugowaii5854 why did you say that? Are you spying on me?
Streamer obtains inmortality, still dies.
In the end, he died thinking he still has a body of a young man. The end.
So now it has come to this . We have resorted to using rick and morty clips as intros now. This is a sad day for us boomers.
finally, intros for the real intellectuals...
the future is now old man
@G 50 But Rick is a depressed intellectual so the show is a masterpiece
Every day is a sad day for boomers if I have anything to say about it
At least it was a clip from Season one, back when it was decent.
When the car hits a dog 19:46 but you keep on driving.
Jerma: doesn't play baseball because it will kill him
also jerma: constantly drives over the speed limit
He nearly gets bludgeoned to death by another child and only worries about getting the toy back
Jeremy acts flabbergasted at the "I am fascinated by car accidents and other disaster scenes" question but meanwhile there are MULTIPLE compilations of him laughing at vehicular accidents. Psycho.
1:16 coming from the guy with TWO compilations about how hilarious he finds car accidents
19:21
"I'd rather play trucks"
Jack is a wonderful editor for Jerma, makes me happy he was brought on.
I imagine that at the end of all this it’s revealed that Jerma is Vinny
who is also joel
0:57
You do realize there is a game series whose main selling point is crashing cars and leaving a giant aftermath
It's not an honest question.
It's actually a test to see how honest the person playing is. Everyone sees a car crash & rubbernecks even if just a little bit. Jerma basically just lied because of the moral implications.
*I am fascinated by car accidents and other disaster scenes.*
jerma: "i dont think-no. no!"
me: just watched a 15+ minute compilation of him laughing at car crashes in video games
5:21 jerma has his first period
*Would you like to pinch the bottom?*
Jerma: NO I WANT TO LIVE
jerma left, ludwig joined, the duality of short people
I live how hard the game tries to kill him by the end
0:57 the compilations of jerma laughing at car accidents make me question his answer here
Crazed man can't accept his death
_coming or going_ part had me dying lmao
he even screened it before
Little did Jerma know that the boat debt was only the beginning.
Really weirdchamp how the dev tried to force an "exploratory" game of doctor on you, playing as a child
When the title said “Dumb ways to die,” I was kinda expected to see the mobile game
Of course Jermas love interest would be named Cindy
I spent the night at a friend's house in 5th grade and spent the whole time drinking this bomb ass lemonade. I was always scared to use someone else's bathroom so I didn't. My friend had a bunk bed and let me sleep on the top bunk. I pissed so fucking much in that bed that the piss bled through the mattress and covered him while he was sleeping. I snuck out of his house around 5 in the morning and ran home but had to come back in shame because I left my gameboy advance and all of my games at his house.
I just got an ad for Trover saves the universe, and then I see the Rick and Morty intro and I go like, holy shit am I watching Rick and Morty. And then the video continues and it's just Jerma.
jerma says he isn't fascinated by car accidents
multiple compilations of jerma laughing at car accidents
Moral of the story, don't talk shit about a baby's nose or they'll have a life of repressed rage and near death mishaps.
The baseball death fucked me up
"'I am fascinated by car accidents and other disaster scenes.' I would say, no."
Meanwhile, the multiple compilations of Jerma laughing at vehicle accidents in video games.
Jack is the Captain America of the Jerma editor Avengers
That makes no sense and yet it makes perfect sense
I hate the vivid detail when he just gulped the big mac
Jerma keeps dying in his 60's.
How can jerma select false to the “I am fascinated by car accidents” when there is literally several compilations of jerma laughing at car accidents
1:13 oh it's not like he has a compilation of him laughing at car accidents for 1 hour
Im glad u still upload to one of ur channels memes helped me with childhood shit and saw ur most recently videos after a minute and died so thanks for the good old time man
"Is this like a currency Thing?"
*Murders his Boss*
I love that Jerma has to clarify that all his childhood stories weren't "a week ago"
I remember this game but the UI was way different looking
You may be thinking of the browser version.
Isnt this the guy who lived an entire life and died ON STREAM
7:59
Holy shit this is Jerma’s future child that he was talking about in the house flipper highlights