The Dino Dentist
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Originally streamed/recorded on May 8th, 2022.
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Sometimes I wonder if Jerma's dreams are just drunk memories.
Does it matter at the end of the day?
@@hellofriends5751 yes
Please t
I wouldn't be surprised
Agreed.
It actually sounds like something he would do.
Also he burned his one chance to try this irl.
Around 10 minutes in I love how he was essentially like: "I'm a normal guy, for instance; I fell asleep to guttural ghoulish screaming at my computer last night."
9:35
Jermas instincts are to use Slapstick as an escape mechanism
Best comment.
+2
he did an irl fall joke
fight or fall
Must have been heartbreaking for Jerma to dig up so many of his old colleagues.
11:41 has got to be the scariest out of context jerma quote of all time
Jerma's antagonistic relationship with chat extends even into his dreams
As someone pretty active in Jerma’s chat, I feel kind of bad actually. Like, it’s all in good fun, but we are giving this man NIGHTMARES.
@@finalfroggitapproaches6418 the psychological effects of twitch chat: a study on chat's abuse towards jerma985
@@finalfroggitapproaches6418 It's no wonder Jerma eventually stuffed all of his chat into a huge, 900 foot tall blender and turned them into a 'twitch chat flavored snack' and sold them as treats. He even called them "Jermite Bites".
Jerma sure does have a thing for dentists huh
dentists inside his mouth ;)
and dinosaurs
psycho obsession
It's to the point where I start thinking of Jerma at the dentist. I was there today and I was like "this is like one of the rants jerma did" It's brainrot I can't stop
Especially if it's an old, young looking dentist with a bowl of bugs to feed people.
Can't believe Jerma made SUCH a bad joke last stream that he pretended to fall and break BOTH of his legs WHILE sitting down. Absolute psychopath, thank god he's not real.
There have been 12 Jerma sightings in the past 3 weeks. His physical form is manifesting we don't have much time left.
You wanna know why they test nukes in the Nevada desert? Jerma keeps thawing out the T-Rexes he saved from the early crustaceous period out there and it's easier to nuke em than publicly address the problem. Area 51 is just a giant freezer Jerma keeps going back to
Notice how he cleverly gauges how the public would respond to his plan to release dinosaurs into the major American cities? Fantasizing about seeing HIS works on the front page of the press
It's not his fault he keeps forgetting to close the freezer door. He uses it in the middle of the night when he's all sleepy.
"Crustaceous" lamao
Jerma thinking he could kill Michael Myers is possibly the funniest jerma hypothetical. Cause we all know how quickly he'd be fuckin destroyed.
Michael Myers would be possessed by the spirit of Austin Powers and jerma's dumptruck would make him stammer, but Mike's shagadelic aura would make jerma's prostate quiver and Mike Myers would use the weakness as an opportunity to pummel jerma with his shrek fists.
@@JacobKinsley weird theorycrafting aside, real interesting decision to use the words "stammer" and "quiver"
Micheal Myers would just end up as another piece of "mystery meat" that comes out of Jerma's meat grinder.
battle of the horror icons
UPDATE AFTER WATCHING THE NEWEST HALLOWEEN: michael would look into jermas eyes, seeing the horrific things hes done- and would die of a heart attack.
I love how the museum sent Jeremy a goody bag from their gift shop, his childlike wonder is astounding
And Jeremy's like "these are INVALUABLE artifacts"
The “I’m killing you” line! 11:40
It feels weird seeing Jerma play a game based on your own career.
Like much of this video is just Jerma doing the stuff I do every summer. Some of the other stuff is just an average workday. And I’m tempted be go “yeah this looks about right….no no no that’s not how that works”
To the game’s credit, it does seem to get a lot right.
When do you sell the Dinosaur bones to the diner?
Honestly your career seems amazing. I’m so jealous.
Is the radiation accurate?
@@Hazel_Hyena average jerma fans are already radioactive so i’m not too sure if OPs response will be accurate
Were the drawing parts done right?
he needs to drop the "my wellington" tweet
If the dinosaurs were still alive it would be like “oh noooo Tyrannosaurus rex” and then it would eat you
I would scream
I'm glad I'm not the only one who can't do small, precise movements with my arm without freaking out
It's just strange hearing this from a Power Washing addict
Jerma REALLY said trilobites were only five million years old? I'm honestly disappointed in him.
he also called it a ribcage and tail with the amount of certainty of someone who's studied paleontology for several decades
Yep try 521 million years old
Somebody tell Jerma his "dream" was yesterday
Watching him complain about the small movements is so relatable
I literally have a freak out when having to do that shit lmaoo, same with pinching really tiny object irl like needles or even thin pens n shit
I had to learn to do those kind of movements accurately as part of my job and while I did absolutely hate it for the first few hours you do get over it, I will say don't worry if you end up having to do it in life and you think it will always be this painful.
@@JacobKinsley thanks for the reassurance, king 👑. I have had to do it for work aswell and I did get used to it, but if it's not something I actively practice it's very hard to start over for whatever reason
I can't believe so many people can relate but Its very comforting I'm not alone with it
@@illuzion2876 as a caffeine addict with adhd and anxiety I need to give myself a pat on the back sometimes.
@@JacobKinsley definitely deserve my brother, keep up the great work!
Jeremy mistaking Home Depot halloween decorations for irl Dark Souls NPCs might be the funniest thing he's ever admitted
Can't wait to see what the community does with the bit at 12:04
I mean I'd believe it like seriously this guy can dodge axes like they're nothing
PSYCHOTIC streamer publicly threatens to EXPLODE the head of Michael Myers, beloved star of countless horror movies
the hard cut to a 6 legged dino drawing is hilarious
i love this communities humour, EVERY comment section, even the highlight channels is just jokes and puns
How can there be dinosaur bones found in this game from millions of years ago if Reverend John Bible invented life only 2,022 years ago
John Bible was incredibly talented. He literally made life as we know it just because he was bored being the only being in the universe. He also wrote his famous "Bible" over 250 times, each time it's completely different but still accurate to his creation of the world. A real legend as the people say to all the dead rappers in which John Bible created too.
That's actually a good question Adam Klownzinger
Jerma had me imagining a beautiful, beautiful world where T-Rex was back for just a second. In over 50 US states no less!
I didn't catch this stream, so now I finally have context for the "I don't care, I'm KILLING YOU" quote
In terms of intellect, Jerma never matured past 12 years old.
If you sit him down at a chess board, he will start ranting about how he can dodge an axe, or how if he was in a horror movie he'd punch the villain.
5:56 this implies jerma gets his news from reddit
“No, let me do it right”. - Jerma, every time he’s about to purposely do it worse than before
Can someone explain Jerma to me? I watched his stream for the first time yesterday (always just seen them in clips) and he spent roughly 80-90% of the stream falling and hurting himself. Is that what all his streams are? Does he not do anything else but faceplant on the ground all day?
his community is mainly a masochist community. Call it either a fetish or just a weird interest, but people go to his streams to watch jerma hurt himself
Yeah that's just what he does.
yeah that's why we watch him
Jerma casually having an empath nightmare for ZilionOP (accidentally stood up on stream while posing as disabled, then faked a fall that no one believed)
The only ark I care about is Noah's ark, get out of my mentions and into a Bible.
- Jeremy "Dinossaur Bone Chef" Elbertson
5:29 They absolutely do. There’s a Sharpie display at my local grocery store, and that thing is COVERED in children/teens Instagram/TikTok handles. (And swastikas, but that’s just a local thing, I think.)
Jerma's perspective on the writing for No Way Home almost sounds like the people who said Portal 2 was "Too quotable".
And like, pointing out that bits or references are numerous or too on the nose is a valid observation, but in both cases no one is arguing that they are bad bits, just that they're mad that they... noticed them? Like, "I can tell just how much the writer/director wanted to acknowledge/entertain us as the core audience and that reminds me that this is a movie and therefore breaks my complete immersion". Because in these cases, its not that the quotes were uncharacteristic or completely inappropriate, but they as the viewer know that its a bit or a reference and so it feels out of place to them regardless. Once again, a valid observation... but I don't know, I think some people have an unhealthy obsession with 'immersion' in media that hurts artistry and comedy.
this man is literally having nightmares about getting -2'd by chat
11:42 Psycho moment
Jerma's ''dreams'' are actually recollections and memories from the poor souls he's consumed throughout the ages. Absolutely chilling to think about
I love the idea that someone would just dig a few meters into the ground and you'd just dig up perfectly intact dinosaur bones and the only part you actually struggle with is cleaning the mud off them
8:05 was a good little giggle. don't think of myself as "high brain" but hearing the difference in mindset was not only cute but eye opening in the thought that not everyone is out there playing chess.
I think for some people if you're employed in a job that isn't mentally stimulating you tend to enjoy these things but then you get a job that's solving complex problems 9:00-5:30 with a half hour break to stuff instant meals down your throat and you go home and you're like "I kind of just want to watch reruns of King of the Hill"
I'm projecting BTW
@@JacobKinsley its ok to project, I understand that feeling of just wanting to let go after a long day. you are totally right about just wanting to watch whatever and melt in the couch
@@100GamesofDeath I feel so validated in this jerma comments section... Something about this unhinged specimen just brings out the best in people
@@JacobKinsley jerma is the one person I religiously watch to feel good about the world. After seeing so much of humanity destroying itself recently it's really nice to just see a grown man have a good honest laugh at himself.
11:39 - 11:59 PSYCHOTIC streamer TREATHENS VIEWERS
the background music while jerma's talking about falling asleep to 5 years worth of animatronics convention footage almost made me shed a tear - 9:29
Breaking news PHYSCO streamer hurls rocks full of priceless undiscovered dinosaur bones 2000 miles an hour towards innocent bystanders
Watching Jerma talk about animatronics scared me for a second, thinking the FNAF world was actually real, but then I remembered Jerma isn't real and now I feel safe again.
Jermas unposted tweets are proof that he'd do numbers on Tumblr
as an earth and environmental science student, seeing jerma getting all the fossils wrong in the unboxing was very cute
11:40-11:50 is jerma whenever he meets a new fan
"The three houses must come together, Harry."
"What about Slytherin?"
"What ABOUT Slytherin?"
Omfg he's *LITERALLY* handsome!!
Deranged man, rants about his problems while displaying all his victims in a museum
22:23 This bit lives rent-free in my head
Aw hell naw he did my main man Gabe Newell dirty
5:10 I have quite literally met people in high school who do this with like their Insta or Tik Tok and I'm just
Utterly bewildered that's a thing teenagers do.
The fossilized trilobite looks like a calymene. A nice fella.
I feel like Jermas version of escapism is watching charlie Chaplin and dubbing it over himself, INSISTING they are Voiced relics left solely for his eyes only.
Truly a silent era VILLAIN
"I was watching spiderman no way home and it felt like I was watching a movie. It was like - 'hey, ... you're watching a movie right now.' "
what the Fuck are you talking about
oh so THAT'S where that "i'm killing you" clip came from LMAO
Jerma is trying to fool us into thinking that he’s not Michael myers by saying he could beat Michael myers in a fist fight
jerma’s “you can play chess but i wanna roll down a hill” tangent is the epitome of why he’s my favorite streamer ever
9:21 why is he so good at imitating a fire fight
Jerma finds ancient squid-thing: "whoah dude its like a tooth"
also when Jerma finds ancient squid-thing: "this is a cinnamon bun roll"
guy is clinically insane. love it
"Art Andy, ban that guy permanently i never want to see his name again"
right at the beginning, already bludgeoning people with the ban bat.
Jermany
Do you mean Germany?
@@hellofriends5751 no
Utterly based statement
Jerma
Jermas "We need more gold" was perfect
Insane streamer describes watching a movie "as if it were a movie"
Jerba
I never really understood why people thought Jerma was such a PSYCHO but, now that I see he not only loves Far From Home but prefers Toms trilogy over Tobey's it has really opened my eyes
Am I the only one that doesn't understand how someone can sleep listening to anything, much less screaming monsters?
20:18 Just keeping the silent hill/ Zdzislaw Beksinski car in the yard of your completely normal suburban neighborhood. No one asks about it they know it won't end well.
20:19 look at how excited he gets seeing a broken down car. what a psycho
now i want a stream where jerma just explores a children's science store and is amazed by the various items while confidently identifying and explaining them all completely incorrectly
This game gives me the urge to play fossil fighters again
Insane streamer unleashes 50 T-Rexs throughout middle America so he can ‘Farm Reddit karma.’ When further questioned, steamer went on to show manifesto detailing how connect-the-dots being too simple and that chess is too complex.
Jerma really liking the new Spiderman trilogy is a good take. IMO homecoming is one of the strongest movies in the MCU, I said it. It appeals to my zoomer humor, has one of the best villains, is a smaller scale character focused story, and it's spiderman.
"Would you go outside if they spotted 50 T-Rexes in a bunch of cities all over America?" Sure, considering I'm not in America.
streamer falls asleep watching spirit halloween showcase
I saw the thumbnail and thought it was a Garand Thumb video
Has he ever talked about doing a Harry Potter style life size human game of chess?
The Dino Dentist sounds like it would be a kids show on Netflix or something
This October break is giving me the shivers. I can't go into Jerma Withdrawal.
12:00
i imagined jerma absolutely knocking the shit out of mike myers instead of michael myers and i lost my shit at that thought
11:00 for a great Jerma bit
He seems extra psychotic in this one. :)
everybodys talking about jerma, but nobody talks about how much thought the editor puts into the title
Speaking of DLC I’m still waiting for the Atari Pong: plus DLC. I’ve been super excited since they first announced that the Atari Pong: plus DLC is coming.
I like jerma because his brain works just like mine
If Michael Myers came into his room with an axe he would dodge it.
I have no fear
Jerma: 5:56
I have one fear
7:40 ADHD andy
Edit: also 15:15
How many baseballs ya think you’ll be able to fit up there Jerma985?
7
"Ban that guy for 30 minutes"
That wasn't a dream, that acutally happned one stream a few years ago.
I can't believe this PSYCHO streamer threatened to explode the head of Michael Myers, the classic and beloved horror movie star.
11:41 for your enjoyment ;)
" 'Next game' I haven't even started playing!"
Average Jerma-chat interaction
the edible you took before this must’ve been immaculate
26:11 jerma turns into hank hill
*amongus theme*
I’ve been coming here for 25 years
*amongus theme*
I'm imagining what deplorable things people in chat were saying during the drawing section.
nobody can remember their in-depth dreams as much as jeremy
11:41 monkaEysh