I just love that jerma has no real understanding of what a bet should be and just says “if I don’t do this one mildly difficult thing I’ll lose money, if I win...uh”
real talk tho i bet it's because of the change to the youtube terms of service the other day apparently youtube itself can just put ads on any video it wants now
AgentPaint Yeah I kept it out sadly because it didn’t have the context of when he turned it on. It made it confusing to people who aren’t up to date on streams. Not the biggest loss imo but still a shame.
still not correct, a quarter precent would be a multiplier or 0.0025, not 0.25. a multiplier of 0.25 would be 25% but it was said that it was a quarter of one precent
@@Uhg56 lol but nothing happens if debt gets higher if we print money to pay debts, literally the only reason we do taxes is to prevent inflation and monopoly.
In medieval times jesters were for the most part very respected and played an important role in the court that wasint just entertainment. The majority of personal court jesters were also well educated and they were the only person that could openly mock rulers without punishment. They were able to be much more honest then other people that were to scared to call out royalty. Some of them even went to war with there king.
@@Dr.Faustus. From what i know the jesters that went to war weren't really in the thick of battle. They went to war with there king because the king valued there counsel. They did however go in front of armies and try to piss the enemy off to try and make them break formation which is pretty epic.
@@jackiechan299 Billionaire Jerma sends murder of clowns to children's hospitals nation wide saying quote: "Clowns are funny! Just make 'em laugh and they'll feel betta!"
I’ve noticed that Jermas chat member voice being the exact same for every chat message he reads aloud makes me think it’s just one guy saying everything
29:23 Jerma thinks "amendum" is a word by combining "addendum" (Something omitted that has been added at the end) and "amendment" (Some change to a text).
2:22 "If there's one game I can't play to save my life it's Terraria" Alright let's analyze that for a second. First up a chat member says "It's just like terraria." Jerma does not deny this. Second Jerma says the quote at 2:22. Then he bets 2.5 billion dollars if he doesn't directly hit the next shot. A very easy thing to do. He ends up missing the shot. *_Point blank._* If (almost) anyone gets 2.5 billion dollars in debt, their life is instantly ruined. Meaning that they might have as well died. So, in conclusion Jerma really can't play terraria for his life. He wasn't lying.
I love his backslide into a desperate and earnest defense to get out of what was very obviously a joke bet with comically absurd numbers that would be impossible to even consider honoring.
In an alternative timeline, we're eight months into the Jerma985 Funland Arch, where Jerma is forced to build a video game in order to avoid getting sent to prison for fraud.
My favorite part about these stream highlights is both knowing the title of the video and the game that's being played and slowly learning how the fuck they're linked up with each other
the sheer desperation in his attempts to talk his way out of the 2.5 billion it really sounded like he was afraid chat was gonna send the mob after him
Just a reminder that yesterday he did the exact same thing again and doubled his debt on deal or no deal meaning he owes 4.8 billion to chat. remember kids In gambling the house always wins and the player always loses.
6:16 How could you leave out the part in this clip where a giant laser death ball comes out of nowhere seconds later and kills him for seemingly no reason?
Imagine if America wiped away their debt like Jerma. ''Ok, Xi Jinping, will you take 2 billion off my debt if I show ass? If our president beats second Noita area can we wipe 1 billion off the debt?''
I unlocked almost everything except laying with my dad. He spent like 20 bucks on it and we were very active until it logged us out and we didn’t remember our account
i firmly believe this is the best stream of the year. the family guy ipad game and hearthstone gambling addiction, the beginning of the jerma debt saga, and even the edits were incredible -- it's so fucking good. i seriously love this stream so much.
I was looking for something to watch while I was playing Noita, so I thought, oh Jerma playing some random weird game about debt? Sure! And I click it he starts talking about Noita
This was peak chat comedy with jerma saying :"haha can you imagine ACTUALLY doing that and making that bet? " and everyone in chat going "You dont have to imagine bud"
This comment is dedicated to those who saw the similar noita cut from SuperDazza a week ago and are happy that he was hired to edit in 2ndJerma now. Maybe the highlights will be more up to date with his fast hands.
7:33 My brothers and I do that pretty much every time we play worms. We always call that worm “The Worm Who Lives” and that worm always dies extremely fast.
9:40 I think those "collect coins from buildings, wait, construct" were a thing before 2013 but I'm not sure, I just remember playing those kinda games back then, and you know, they were fun, the old mobile games were really good to be honest...
my favorite part about his bets is that he gets nothing at all if he wins. he just does it for the thrill. a true problem gambler
He does live in Vegas
@@steampunkgamer6997 more of a kaiji character
Jerma is the kid in school that wants you to pay him $5 to eat a bug, and when you say no, he eats it anyway
He lives in new vegas, what do you expect
Viva Las Vegas
GAMBLING ADDICT streamer goes HOMELESS in 5 MINUTES
Jerma 985 is now Jerma 9.85
GIRLFRIEND SITS in CHAIR?
he's still addicted even after getting homeless, now he's with 4 billion on debt
Man URINATES on fellow passenger after not being allowed to SMOKE
*Jerma:* I bet 2.5 billion dollars that I can hit the next enemy
*Chat:* I bet 0$ you can't
*Jerma:* Let's do this
Where
@John Smith Hey jeans.
@@spookspook2919 Watch the video.
@@spookspook2919 27:13
@@mineborders damn bro you useless
Jerma is in a constant state of Crawl Space Walter White laughing maniacally after losing all of his money.
I Crawl Space Walter White laughed reading this comment. My family is terrified.
That's the best description for him I've ever seen. Teetering on the thin line between Walter White and Heisenberg is his natural state.
This is the moment where jeremy became Jerma985
bro you spoiled the show for me. I just started watching :(
@@romanbolshakov459 its not really a spoiler without all the context
I just love that jerma has no real understanding of what a bet should be and just says “if I don’t do this one mildly difficult thing I’ll lose money, if I win...uh”
he just keeps daring himself
@@the-letter_s double DOG daring himself
Addicted to losing
If he wins, he gets to make a bigger bet
He really is like the 2nd grader who would say “dare me to eat this bug for a dollar” and then you’d say no and he’d eat the big anyway
I love how this video has way more ads then usual to really hammer home that he has a 2.5 billion debt
*billion
real talk tho i bet it's because of the change to the youtube terms of service the other day apparently youtube itself can just put ads on any video it wants now
It's been every video that's had like, 5x the ads, had to get RUclips vance n such
@@radboi4194 premium 😌
@@MadMax0417 i guess, but consider this, *Nah*
editor forgot about when Jerma realized his sharpness was at 100% but instead thought all the memes were "just extra crispy today".
Very good bit
I really hope that the editor puts that at the end of the Little Hope highlights since that's when it happened
edit: It didn't happen :(
AgentPaint Yeah I kept it out sadly because it didn’t have the context of when he turned it on. It made it confusing to people who aren’t up to date on streams. Not the biggest loss imo but still a shame.
@@vinnysuperg123 Respectable! Great work man we love these videos regardless. Keep up the great work!
I don't think they could forget about it since they watch the whole thing while editing, it just didn't add enough to be worth including in this edit
I did the math on Jerma's "1/4 of 1/10 of 1/4 of 1/10 of 1/4 of 1 cent" at 28:45, and 500 million 'JermaLand' subs would equate to ~156 subs ($781.25)
Underrated comment
What about the a frog and a log at the bottom of the sea?
That's reasonable, he should get to gifting
still not correct, a quarter precent would be a multiplier or 0.0025, not 0.25. a multiplier of 0.25 would be 25% but it was said that it was a quarter of one precent
Jerma203.75
He will never stop betting against his chat, and we will *never* stop benefitting from it
well apart from once when we got viagra'd... but we dont talk about that
@@erfaniom9576 wtf does this mean
@@masone.9004 ruclips.net/video/K1MKMGeSuNY/видео.html
@@masone.9004 it means what it means
@@Plasmabreaker holy shit, thanks
There's only one way to pay it all off instantly
WE DEMAND THE DUMPTRUCK EMOTE
MonkaS
Bring us the fat ass and wipe away the debt - Chat
You forget that he bargained from full debt wipe to only 2 billion of the debt
10 PART DUMPTRUCK ASS EMOTE NOW
#PayTheDebt
really like how he talked about his gambling addiction and 10 minutes later chat is goading him into bets. healthy environment
The chat knows him too well and he knows the chat loves him
34:03 Jerma running away with chat’s rightful 2.5 billion USD shoved down his pants
I loved how even in Jermaland tickets the debt is still very high
Just like Jerma
Alternatively he could just make an .emote of his MASSIVE ba-donk-a-donk
He's right though, his claim was 1/4 of 1/10 of 1/4 of 1/10 of 1/4 of $0.01
@@sickmindedteenager How can Jerma be high if he's only 3"2'
we ran some tests at the lab, its about 390.625 USD
At this rate, Jerma is going to make the U.S National Debt look like pocket change.
2.5 bil is pocket change to the debt.
The u.s national debt is around 6-7 trillion dollars
@@420kleiner try 27 trillion
The U.S will never pay off it debt, so infinite debt.
@@Uhg56 lol but nothing happens if debt gets higher if we print money to pay debts, literally the only reason we do taxes is to prevent inflation and monopoly.
i love how he basically admits to being a modern day jester
...was he ever anything else?
In medieval times jesters were for the most part very respected and played an important role in the court that wasint just entertainment. The majority of personal court jesters were also well educated and they were the only person that could openly mock rulers without punishment. They were able to be much more honest then other people that were to scared to call out royalty. Some of them even went to war with there king.
@@billfred9411 battle jester
@@Dr.Faustus. From what i know the jesters that went to war weren't really in the thick of battle. They went to war with there king because the king valued there counsel. They did however go in front of armies and try to piss the enemy off to try and make them break formation which is pretty epic.
@@billfred9411 thats pretty fucking sick tho. Im just saying a jester macing would be sick and definitely happened
jerma after losing a massive bet he placed with his chat: haha can you imagine ACTUALLY doing that and making that bet?
This whole time jerma was a based haha poster
Did he call Joe Swanson, Professor Xavier?
I thought he was confusing Family Guy with American Dad, where Sir Patrick Stewart plays a character in it.
I'm dead 💀
Billionaire Jerma would rather fund his clown obsession than donate to cancer treatment, the homeless, or to environmental protection programs.
Billionaire jerma would lose 2.5 Billion in community subs
@@jackiechan299 Billionaire Jerma sends murder of clowns to children's hospitals nation wide saying quote: "Clowns are funny! Just make 'em laugh and they'll feel betta!"
@@Profile__1 hospital owner Vinny Vinesauce quoted "fuck the clown"
just like pretty much every other billionaire omegalul
"Every age it seems, is tainted, by the greed of man."
I’ve noticed that Jermas chat member voice being the exact same for every chat message he reads aloud makes me think it’s just one guy saying everything
It is
ONE GUY
To be fair his chat is essentially a hive mind
it's like navi, just some little creature that whispers in his ear every now and then
It's all Grampa, he just doesn't read all the profanity
Is this the streamer who spent his entire college fund on hearthstone and a family guy iPad game?
*ON STREAM?!*
(Clown College fund)
29:23 Jerma thinks "amendum" is a word by combining "addendum" (Something omitted that has been added at the end) and "amendment" (Some change to a text).
So a retcon.
jermas chat just tries to give him body dysmorphia every stream
:(
:)
Jerma has the worst fans.
2:22 "If there's one game I can't play to save my life it's Terraria"
Alright let's analyze that for a second.
First up a chat member says "It's just like terraria." Jerma does not deny this.
Second Jerma says the quote at 2:22.
Then he bets 2.5 billion dollars if he doesn't directly hit the next shot. A very easy thing to do.
He ends up missing the shot. *_Point blank._*
If (almost) anyone gets 2.5 billion dollars in debt, their life is instantly ruined. Meaning that they might have as well died.
So, in conclusion Jerma really can't play terraria for his life.
He wasn't lying.
Man actually died playing Terraria 2.
oh my god
When you die in notia you die in real life
I love his backslide into a desperate and earnest defense to get out of what was very obviously a joke bet with comically absurd numbers that would be impossible to even consider honoring.
Shame this streamer both got his account stolen after the stream, but still has to pay his multibillion dollar debt.
Yeah, and just think that he also has to pay to keep up his lifelong addiction to CBD!
Poor soul...
@@NunYurbis I believe you meant to type CBT! Still, what a great entertainer he is
@@MostlyLost it’s unfortunate but still not as unfortunate as being a twitch streamer and only being 5’ 3”!
@@somejabroni51 Nah, didn't know he was into cock and ball torture as well, I was referring to the CBD oils.
@@somejabroni51 1,8*
27:13 Hubris
28:04 Downfall
"Tony hawk?!?" Made me piss myself.
Why are you blaming Tony Hawk for pissing yourself
tony hawk made me piss myself 😏
Me Myself made tony hawk piss
I can't believe Jerma just obliterated a priceless religious relic mistaking it for a training dummy live on stream.
Dear mercy, he's the target demographic of f2p mobile games. Count your lucky stars you're the funi man, Jeremy.
idk why but i thought you meant fps and instantly thought "family guy battlefront 2"
In an alternative timeline, we're eight months into the Jerma985 Funland Arch, where Jerma is forced to build a video game in order to avoid getting sent to prison for fraud.
streamer goes homeless in less than 10 seconds
Thanks man
Shoutout to the guy that warned jerma about stream integration being buggy, it almost stopped the debt arc from happening
"I know Jerma. In times of crisis, he throws."
-STAR_, 2014
My favorite part about these stream highlights is both knowing the title of the video and the game that's being played and slowly learning how the fuck they're linked up with each other
my absolute favorite thing that Jerma does is when he starts laughing uncontrollably and only stops to say "Ow"
I can feel my blood pressure rising every time he lets gold disappear. He just goes even deeper into debt.
I felt mine rising at 34:03 but I don’t think it was blood pressure that time
Good thing he didn't play noita that day since now he's in billions worth of debt
@@AxxLAfriku this is the weirdest and most vague spam advertisements I've seen
cat Trust me when i say he’s done weirder. He’s been doing this for at least a year by now and at some point it was his two hot sisters
@@leepicbaconman1553 next it'll be his two hot mom's or some shit
@@leepicbaconman1553 I think he's been doing this for multiple years lol
I love how he was making bets where he doesn't win anything. Like what did he have to gain from this?
He's truly a gambling addict
Happiness...
@@NikolasoGames you know he wont
Dopamine is a hell of drug
The thrill
Streamer gets Twitch account HACKED from video game with "Twitch integration"
im so happy we're starting to get recent lore
the sheer desperation in his attempts to talk his way out of the 2.5 billion it really sounded like he was afraid chat was gonna send the mob after him
That dumptruck picture kills me everytime. Literally related to nothing lol
13:15 Damn, Jerma's Mitch McConnell impression is spot on.
I've definitely not heard an impression that good in a while
Jerma, hire me for your recount litigation: a quarter percent is 0.0025, not 0.25. You owe 156 bucks, not 15k.
The worst part was that it was right next to “one fourth” and the kindergarteners watching his stream dont know better :(
The person that made the image also didn't take into account that he said 1/4 of 1/10 of 1/4 of 1/10 of 1/4 of one cent originally at 28:46
Thank you so much lol I was losing my mind for a second
This is what living in Vegas gets you, kids. Crippling debt
Compact streamer sets new homeless% world record and then gets hacked while playing wizard simulator 1998.
Should've also included how he forgot to turn the sharpness down for like 4 weeks before chat told him to turn it off
This video has so many ads so that jerma can pay his debt
Just a reminder that yesterday he did the exact same thing again and doubled his debt on deal or no deal meaning he owes 4.8 billion to chat. remember kids In gambling the house always wins and the player always loses.
Isn't jerma the house tho?
Thanks Hat Kid, I'll remember that.
The House always wins...
Compact streamer celebrates 4/20 everyday, gets into debt
Local psycho streamer breaks world record for the highest debt accumulated in human history ever.
Can't believe he even surpassed the US national debt.
Jerma would've been the type of kid who would accidentally spend $7,000 on Tiny Towers and charge it to his parents credit card
Yoo tiny towers was great
"Imagine losing a two and a half billion dollar bet with your chat" Is that not every time Jerma streams?
#1 Family Guy Gacha streamer pivots to full time Noita gambling
28:04 listen to his laugh at 0.25 speed LMAO
Those are the screams of the damned 💀
@@YinYang333 lol yes
This is the laugh of a man who was aware, the new meme was born.
basically pigs getting salughtered and a parrot screaming in terror
6:16 How could you leave out the part in this clip where a giant laser death ball comes out of nowhere seconds later and kills him for seemingly no reason?
This is some of the funniest content that's been on this channel, and by extension, this entire website. Hardest I've laughed in a while. Thank you.
Jerma will never achieve his dream of opening Clown College now :(
Streamer gets explosion immunity, proceeds to napalm and entire cave system
Imagine if America wiped away their debt like Jerma. ''Ok, Xi Jinping, will you take 2 billion off my debt if I show ass? If our president beats second Noita area can we wipe 1 billion off the debt?''
i absolutely lost it at “a frog on a log at the bottom of the sea is like, a dollar” lmao
“You missed! You were three feet away and you MISSED!!” He choked so hard on that shot.
You just know the addiction is bad when you're gambling and there isn't even a chance of winning anything even when you win the game.
The Jerma Debt incident demonstrates why I love Jerma so much.
God that was the best, watching him trying to line up the shot and missing it still, from 1cm away
I absolutely loved this stream, I was dying laughing
INSANE streamer forced to "throw it back" in order to pay for $2.5 BILLION in gambling debt
12:28
You may not like it, this is the ideal male body. Peak physical perfection.
And people said we wouldn't see this here for another year.
"you guys know im bad at terraria control games" gets to hisii base in one session
I love that 4D RUclips experience where I'm getting debt management and relief ads on this video lmaoooo
"Why am I running out of Oxygen?" -Man completely surrounded with fireballs and engulfed in smoke
1:39 ADHD and weed to interact differently to other people, it'd be an incredibly entertaining Jerma stream for sure
@John Smith Will do boss
THANK YOU VINNY FOR PUTTING THIS ON THE CHANNEL SO QUICK
This game is an odd mix of the old powder physics game and dungeon crawlers.
10:22 Wait were all the accounts from the detective stream just used to try and get hearthstone beta keys?
jerma, sorry but true OGs played Springfield: Tapped Out
i didn't even know Family Guy had a pretty similar game.
I unlocked almost everything except laying with my dad. He spent like 20 bucks on it and we were very active until it logged us out and we didn’t remember our account
The font for the thumbnail is the same as the SCP Foundation and I thought Jerma was finally getting his SCP classification.
i firmly believe this is the best stream of the year. the family guy ipad game and hearthstone gambling addiction, the beginning of the jerma debt saga, and even the edits were incredible -- it's so fucking good. i seriously love this stream so much.
This is one of those Jerma streams that make me cry from laughing
i still can't believe this was my first jerma stream
32:00 Man in denial of his crippling debt
I was looking for something to watch while I was playing Noita, so I thought, oh Jerma playing some random weird game about debt? Sure! And I click it he starts talking about Noita
10:53 Star would do anything for his husband jerma
*entire map filled with smoke and fire*
WHY AM I RUNNING OUT OF OXYGEN?!?!?
I like how the math chat did at the end isn't even correct
The best part about Jerma streams is how easily they can get so hectic and bizarre because of how much he interacts with chat
I'm so glad that this is on 2ndJerma now! :)
This was peak chat comedy with jerma saying :"haha can you imagine ACTUALLY doing that and making that bet?
" and everyone in chat going "You dont have to imagine bud"
Streamer Jokingly Sells Soul to Twitch Chat
This comment is dedicated to those who saw the similar noita cut from SuperDazza a week ago and are happy that he was hired to edit in 2ndJerma now. Maybe the highlights will be more up to date with his fast hands.
thanks for the reminder of the other video, i knew i saw this before but I didn't remember when!
7:33 My brothers and I do that pretty much every time we play worms. We always call that worm “The Worm Who Lives” and that worm always dies extremely fast.
Jerma's gambling debt has grown to consume him
9:40 I think those "collect coins from buildings, wait, construct" were a thing before 2013 but I'm not sure, I just remember playing those kinda games back then, and you know, they were fun, the old mobile games were really good to be honest...
27:13 For the 2.5 billion dollar bet
The circle and the arrow pointing to jerma is still the funniest thing about that picture
>plays Noita
>immediately dies goes 2.5 billion dollars in debt
sounds about right
I love that chat did the math and he still owed $15,000
This really was the Uncut Gems of playthroughs.
Perhaps one of the most important moments in the Jerma Timeline