@@eisenkrahe7125 Don't feel bad. I wrote a comment on Terminal Montage's video of Mario All-Stars. There was one frame that had a graph full of numbers and letters and pictures. I actually framed it as accurately as I could, trying to make one of those picture comments. No one liked my comment.
@@eisenkrahe7125 No kidding. Everyone theories everything Terminal Montage puts in his videos like some kind of conspiracy, But they overlook over a single frame full of info.
To this day, the game of rock, paper scissors between the boss and snake is, hands down, the best cutscene in the series to me. Knowing that the extra scenes exist only because the devs were screwing around and Kojima loved them makes them so much better
@@bradm7526 do you mean in the game itself? I don't think it was in this scene, but maybe in a different game? George has a sound board/bank or something is my guess.
@@macekreislahomes1690 No, you needed to get shot with a revolver every time Ocelot says Bitch. And in order to get BIG boss rank, you need to get shot with a revolver by a coworker every time Ocelot says Bitch.
I just add my favorites here: 2:16 tree frog 2:27 I've made it to the sneaking point. 5:15 wtf is this shit 5:32 revolver technique 6:47 the joy 7:28 our country 8:18 bandana 8:47 tasty 10:30 relax blyat 10:43 snake's scream lol 11:54 ayy u got m191181 15:41 poison dart frog 16:05 dsp 17:28 black face paint 17:30 crab battle 19:50 the end 19:57 SNAKE KIICK 20:00 XMEM116MX16E1 23:15 no scope 23:47 america! fuck yeah! 25:15 ladder 26:21 Do it! Do it! Do it! Yes! Yes! Yeeessss! 27:56 How do I get down there? 29:24 sins of the father 30:27 ah hell nao 31:58 he's going to talk. he's been trained to break. nyehehehahahhaa! 33:06 ah hell nao 33:39 sigint shit grin laugh 35:49 wipe this meme from the face of the earth. Memes, Jack! 38:28 damn! 40:19 damn! 42:46 flying volgin 46:06 shiiit! 48:02 you beat the boss with a fucking cigarette spay lol! 48:41 ocelot jump 52:05 looooooooooooooooool
Snake, we're sending you to infiltrate a secret compound *A secret compound?* But there's a problem *A problem?* You'll have to sneak in *Sneak in?* Here, look at this map *_THIS MAP?_*
*Deaths/Time Paradoxes:* 1. 0:52 Snake failed his HALO jump and missed the landing, plummeting to his death. 2. 2:50 Following his Venom Snake subconsciousness, Naked Snake tossed a frag grenade into Sokolov’s safe room in Rassvet, killing Sokolov. 3. 2:55 Snake caught Sokolov looking at adult magazines. Out of curiosity, Snake shot a tranq at Sokolov, knocking him out so he can look at the magazines. Minutes later, Sokolov woke up and already spotted Snake looking at sexy thots on his mags. Joining together, Snake ignored the Virtuous Mission and spent the rest of the day on pornographic magazines. 4. 6:08 Snake kills Major Ocelot, causing a time paradox and wiping Revolver Ocelot’s existence in the future. 5. 6:45 The Pain used the Power of Hornets, but misaimed it on The Boss, causing her to jump off the bridge and set off her microbomb inside her to explode. 6. 9:00 Snake and The Boss play Rock, Paper, Scissors. Both competed each other and hoping to find out who wins. Snake used his mind trick to beat The Boss, causing her to become a sore loser. In her frustration, she ignored any precautions and used a tactical nuclear warhead against Snake, killing him, Major Ocelot, Volgin, EVA, The Cobra Unit, Sokolov and The Boss herself. 7. 11:27 Planning to eat The Boss’ horse, Para-Medic stopped Snake from harming the animal. GRU soldiers seized Snake to capture him, compromising Operation Dick Eater. 8. 13:06 Sokolov got trapped by his own seductive clone, somehow causing a time paradox. 9. 14:35 Tempted by Naked Snake’s bluff, Major Ocelot shot him fatally in the chest with his engraved Fiddle Action Army Revolver, killing him. EVA managed to escape from Ocelot. However, it didn’t change the fact that Operation Dick Eater failed. 10. 15:58 Ignoring Major Zero’s warning, Snake ran right into the electrified Barb wire, killing him. 11. 16:05 Under the possession of DarkSydePhil, Naked Snake slowly sank into quicksand and eventually drowned, thanks to Phil’s incompetence. 12. 17:30 Snake encountered the Cave Krab Demon, after many attempts to kill the monster and trying to get Para-Medic’s support, the Cave Demon slaughtered Snake. 13. 18:06 Snake compromised Operation Dick Eater by questioning Cobra Unit’s reason of the Allied victory of World War II. 14. 19:46 After Snake prematurely neutralised him, The End exploded, which caused the one of the wheels of his wheelchair to fly up in the air and then land right into Snake’s head, knocking him out and drown whilst submerged in the water. 15. 21:16 Snake died from one of The Fear’s darts coated in AIDS. 16. 22:34 After Snake ate the Tsuchinoko, Major Zero got so pissed, that he destroyed the entire world with his explosive rage. 17. 23:00 The End literally made the game, as well as Operation Dick Eater to end. 18. 25:08 EVA punched Snake in the face magically through his radio so hard, she gave him skull fracture, killing him instantly. 19. 25:31 With sheer stupidity, Snake ate a spatsa mushroom, making himself unconscious and fall all the way back to where he climbed the ladder from, ending his life. 20. 25:39 Snake decided to eat the Spatsa again, but only this time, only being a couple of steps off the ground. Knocked out from eating the mushroom, Snake fell back onto the ground and somehow... died? 21. 27:55 With DumbSackPhil using his possession again, he promoted Snake to fall off the mountain range of Krasnogorje, killing himself. 22. 28:04 Same results as before. Seriously, get good, DipShitPhil. 23. 28:21 Because of The Fury’s self destruction in the underground tunnel, Snake died from the collapsing rubble before he could escape. 24. 29:25 After finishing his business with Raikov, Snake gunned him down like the filthy dog he was, and accidentally compromised Dick Eater. 25. 37:43 Snake accidentally set the C3 to immediately explode, destroying the entire world, alongside himself, and creating a massive time paradox. 26. 42:47 Volgin hit an aircraft, causing the Shagohod to flip all around the field and Volgin to fall out of his ride. Just as he thought he had Snake, Volgin got his ass hit by Major Ocelot, sending the maniac right into the sky and explode in the middle of the air, creating a time paradox where Volgin and Venom Snake never met during the events of MGSV. 27. 44:40 Following EVA’s dumb plan, Snake got himself trapped by the Shagohod’s corkscrew treads. After having his Camo ripped off and his body crushed, Snake quickly died from his internal injuries. 28. 46:36 Ignoring his objectives and feeling insulted about his box, Snake executed EVA via throat slit, causing a time paradox. 29. 47:29 The Boss ordered another tactical on the field so that both she and Naked Snake can die together. 30. 48:40 Liquid/Ocelot jumped off from his flying platform in attempt to get inside the aircraft Snake and EVA were in, but ended up throwing himself through the other door and fall right into the lake, killing himself from impact.
42:53 ¡A beautiful flying like a bird! Volgin: SNAKE!!!!!! Isn't over yet *landing in the ground* I'm not finished ye... *ocelot stomped with a bike* *Volgin fly and explodes* Me: it's beautiful.
Came here because they're remaking the *best* Metal Gear game. And I had to at least pay tribute to the video that helped me fall in love with the series.
38:49 During the last great war, America, *C H I N A* , and the Soviet Union. Philosophers' Legacy. Philosophers' Legacy. Philosophers' Legacy. Legacy. Hong Kong. The Shagohod. The Boss. _The Boss._ The Philosophers' LEgacy. Trump. *Trump.* The Shagohod. The Shagohod. The Legacy. America lost *_ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS._*
I absolutely love the moment at 34:55 where he just goes up to the surface takes a breath and yells "LIQUID!" then proceeds to drown, or well almost drown
I love how passive aggressive Snake is towards Para-Medic and how Sigint is the only sane person. And the Kaz *BITCH* scream fits Ocelot's character like a glove in this game.
@@Spelo1 Not even that, Ocelot can be heard yelling "son of a bitch!" twice in the main game. The first time is during his boss fight if you kill the Markhor standing behind him. And the second one is during the Shagohod chase when Volgin cuts him off.
Dude this is honestly one of, if not the best Metal Gear Video I have ever seen! You had Hi I'm Daisy's Lets Destroy series in there, Crab Battle, Metal Gear Awesome, AND you captured so much stuff that literally most fans of the series would be like omg I know that reference. To top it off it's funny as shit! Please do more of these! I totally think the shorter version is probably easier to swallow for anyone that's not super into MGS but I showed my friends this since they never finished the game and I think you've succeeded in making the best abridged MGS3 video ever. Even if you don't get every reference, it's actually just funny to watch through and you even do your best to highlight the dank cool stuff in the actual game like Ocelot's gun spinning and the torture scene. Absolutely amazing dude. Keep up the awesome work.
Thank God this channel exists; all the contents here are absolutely fantastic! My congratulations for all this work, I would not have developed an interest and a greater love for Metal Gear if it were not for you. Thank you very much. And greetings from Brazil.
It's been a couple of years since i've seen this video for the first time and well... I couldn't find anything better than this. This series of MGS best playthroughs are the best thing i've ever seen. Thank you for your service, George
Ocelot: "No i have no interest in women"
Snake: "You're pretty gay"
SIGINT: oh, hell no
@Dr. Complex
SIGINT again: Shit
People: heh heh (modelswaps ocelot and quiet)
This comment sounds like the script to a furry porno
@@completelyroundoak No i have no interest in furrys
15:23 Snake: "First of all, Feeding ramp, slide, frame, front strap, sight system, superior target sighting capability, ring hammer, cocking control, grip safety, thumb safety, trigger guard, finger acess, trigger pull, magazine well, magazine catch button, mainspring housing, cocking serrations."
Sigint: "Man you got a problem."
I can't believe that you wrote all that down. Thanks for that.
@@NoHandle44 I think i have a problem.
@@eisenkrahe7125 Don't feel bad. I wrote a comment on Terminal Montage's video of Mario All-Stars.
There was one frame that had a graph full of numbers and letters and pictures. I actually framed it as accurately as I could, trying to make one of those picture comments.
No one liked my comment.
@@NoHandle44 damn that's sad, meanwhile people quoting random stuff get 500 likes lol
@@eisenkrahe7125 No kidding. Everyone theories everything Terminal Montage puts in his videos like some kind of conspiracy,
But they overlook over a single frame full of info.
"You tend to twist your recoil to absorb the elbow to absorb the revolver technique."
So that's how Ocelot became pretty good.
Kyurae Minasaki Pretty bad*
@@BlackGhost1115 But that was some fancy shooting tho
Not as good as the *MEMES.*
@BlackGhost These memes give you no tactical advantage whatsoever.
"What's your name?" *JOHN CENA*
Zero: "Jack i've got some important news, virtuous mission"
Snake: "Virtual mission?"
Zero: "Virtuous mission"
Snake: "Virtuous mission"
Zero: "Sokolov"
Snake: "Sokolov?"
Zero: "Sokolov Sokolov afraid"
Snake "Afraid?"
Zero: "Sokolov Sokolov Sokolov, Sokolov"
Snake: "Sokolov?"
Zero: "That's right, Sokolov Sokolov"
Snake: "Sokolov?"
Zero: "Yes"
Snake: "Got it"
Sokolov
Sokolov intensifies
A whole bunch of Sokolovs.
Basically what the conversation meant without all the fancy cold war words in it
JAJJAJAAJJAJA
Fuckin masterpiece
ymfah THAT WAS PERFECT THERE GOING TO TELL STORYS ABOUT THIS
Dame straight
“How to break mgs3 at sl1”
You're pretty good
Boi didn't except to see u here XD, glad u enjoyed this piece of art
34:17 Playing the Snake Eater theme backwards when Snake climbs down the latter was a nice touch there.
I just realized everyone around Volgin is a spy, except Volgin
5 bucks says Volgin was somehow spying on himself as well
Well, the Cobras weren't
Volgin is the real spy. The rest are spy to spy on volgin
SuS
Raiden wasn't a spy, he was just gay.
This has to be the best Abridged version of mgs3 I've ever seen
M A O W
abridged? how?
This is like gold quality YTP
It's not abridged, it's canon
That’s not true. There’s no way in hell that he could beat her in Rock Paper Scissors.
“Put on your mask”
“Never”
yea this aged well
SNAKE ARE U A KAREN?
@@snakyYT snake: no
Me: yes
[insert Snake laugh]
Snake Based
snake is BASTE
"Sokolov Sokolov Sokolov Sokolov Sokolov Sokolov"
"Sokolov?"
"Sokolov."
soak a glove
Soko Cyka Blyat
Ha, yeah that was good. I lost interest after that.
we are counting on you
Sokolov sokolov sokolov sokolov Sokolov sokolov sokolov sokolov Sokolov sokolov sokolov sokolov
"He's going to talk. He's been trained to break."
NYEHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHEHEH
"We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke."
"If you've got an ass, I'll kick it!"
Now we know why Zero started everything. Snake ate the Tsuchinoko, so he sought revenge. Simple as that
What is thaaaaaaaat?
I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thank you for your service.
Huggbees ayy lmao
That’s not how cloning works! Jk hey Andrew
But is it a rinsing machine or a filling machine?
300th like!
Yeah, these are one of my favorites.
Sokolov: "It's called hentai and it's art."
volokoS: "it's called art an it's hentai "
You tend to twist your recoil to absorb the elbow to absorb the revolver technique.
Hentai... Is the art of the gods.
Sokolov: *knows the basics of cqc*
Volgin: "There's a spy at the base"
The boss: no shit
Ocelot: no shit
EVA: no shit
Snake: no sh- wait what?
"You will never find the philosophers legacy in the underground vault of groznigrad"
Snake: wha?
Eva, boss, ocelott:😂
Paramedic: Hey Snake, don't eat that, it's poisono-
Snake: *munch* Damnit Paramedic, it was poisoned!
Paramedic: *i give up*
*genuine puke*
This isn't interesting
Para-medic: never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...
pretty useless guide
_it's all your fault_
"What about the sentries?"
*hehehehe*
"I see."
Laughed so hard
*_STABBED IN D|K 28 TIMES_*
Phil Swift: *NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!!!!*
*27 STAB WOUNDS!!! YOU DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH?!??*
3:30 for those fellow viewers
@@rinsatsuki3374 ...the line is 28 tho
To this day, the game of rock, paper scissors between the boss and snake is, hands down, the best cutscene in the series to me.
Knowing that the extra scenes exist only because the devs were screwing around and Kojima loved them makes them so much better
3:30
Zero: Good work Snake.
Snake: Roger.
Zero: What about the sentries?
Snake: Hehehehe...
Zero: I see....
Kills me every time....
killed them too.
@@NotASpyPootis I GET IT!
Sigint: "Hey, you got an M1911A1!"
The Boss dismantles it in a second
"AH HELL NAH!"
Best part
Mike Nepin In the subtitles at the part where she took it apart it said “Sad gun noises”.
11:54 for anyone curious
Didn’t disassemble it, just took the slide off.
50:25 Ocelots extremely spliced laugh makes me lose it
ʰᵉʰᵃʸᵉʰᵃ
@@pipebombmailer it's a trap
@@ДартКоммунистус You're welcome, bro
@@dantexd889’till we meet again
@@frostcore2214 JOHN CENAAA 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
"Just what are you doing there?"
"Heh, Knife-Gun, pretty good."
i died when I heard that
13:50 love it
Bonus - 1:45
nobody:
skullface whenever someone says who: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sokolov
I love skull face I just scream like him
@Sokolov Sokolov Sokolov Sokolov Sokolov Sokolov Sokolov Sokolov Sokolov Sokolov
@@H.K-tm
Sokolov????
Sokolov....
@@Menaceblue3Got it!
17:29 Krab Battle
22:38 Best part is that he has almost nothing but poison dart frogs to eat
25:38 Snake's brittle bones
51:10 EVA's tape
2:26
This is Snake, I've made it to the sneaking point.
I didn't think so.
I didn't think you thought so.
Hehehe.
HAHAHAHA.
This is why I subscribed 😂
I don't get it admittedly, but I think it has to do with how all Snakes will keep you waiting.
Where can i get a sniper rifle?
[SVD DRAGUNOV]
OK...
@@johnnyg4mer764 Soldier dies* This isn't interesting
Is the "i didnt think you thought so" an actual line???
@@bradm7526 do you mean in the game itself? I don't think it was in this scene, but maybe in a different game? George has a sound board/bank or something is my guess.
6:09
Game: Ocelot is dead.
Ocelot: BOSS ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!
This isn't interesting
@@alessandrolucariello8529 well tell me something that is interesting
I was tryna do that joke with snake voice
@@alessandrolucariello8529 oh btw that question was a legit question
@@samuelhayden8665 I'll tell you something interesting,Time paradox
3:46 "Sokolov, try to remember some basics of CQC" had me rolling bruh💀
8:46
Bites the piece of wood.
" *tasty* "
Uhhhhh AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Falloutboi *manly scream*
@@LocalGoober10 Do they taste good
6:08 when Ocelot blames you for killing Ocelot
*TIME PARADOX!*
Got it.
*BOSS, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!*
Time paradox of a time paradox
Imagine Future Ocelot just coming out of a time machine and slaps Snake
Take a shot every time Ocelot says Bitch. If you survive, you're the new Big Boss.
I almost drowned by a MAJOR water overdose. Am I a boss now?
@@macekreislahomes1690 No, you needed to get shot with a revolver every time Ocelot says Bitch.
And in order to get BIG boss rank, you need to get shot with a revolver by a coworker every time Ocelot says Bitch.
"Roses are red
Violets are blue"
"What if I'm a spy
Or you"
gg
20:00
Sigint: "Snaake, you got an XMEM116MX16E1"
Snake: "Got it"
Gets me every time
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear
Metal Gear?!
@@gfhhhghhghgjkkjrr3674 Yes, Sokolov. Sokolov. Sokolov.
That right
Missed opportunity for "MEME" in the name...
0:17 '''Put on your mask''
Snake: Never!
Watching this in 2021 gives it a whole different meaning XD
This video... How does it taste like?
T A S T Y
Let’s say pretty .... pretty good ?
The guide says it's safe to eat.
Pretty tasty!
SAIBAIBARU VIEWYAAAAA
22:35
Under no circumstances are you to-
Eating sounds lmao
I want some more!
Teapot sounds
*jet engine sounds*
BOOM!
@@HeitorJlbc2601Back to the mission 😂😂😂
The DSP clips in the swamp was so realistic. I wouldn't be surprised if that's actually his gameplay.
Where did you get that profile picture?
@@satriadicky3732 its nepgear from the hyperdimension neptunia franchise.
@@SaguraXSousuke no shit sherlock. Where do you think my pfp from?
@@satriadicky3732 cant see it looks like shit
@@satriadicky3732 then why ask? maybe you already knew after 2 months i guess?
My first playtrough in MGS3
"I am gonna dont kill nobody"
Second playtrough
23:46
That's the American way. -Major Zero
All my playthroughs are just, *AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!*
I diden't know Snake was casted for rambo...
Opposite for me
@@bengamerlsyolo6788 He even starts screaming like Rambo if you keep firing the Machine Gun like that long enough :P
15:40 Paramedic's "I give up" is golden.
I love how he summarizes every exposition dump by just focusing on the key words and it somehow makes more sense.
It literally does
12:49
Snake - Kept You Waiting Huh?
Snake - Who are the Patriots?
SNAKE - WHO ARE THE PATRIOTS?
Skull Face - WHOOOOOOOO?????????
*DEAD*
How the.....
12:53
"Just what are you doing there?" "Heh, Knife. Gun. _PRETTY GOOD_ "
I just add my favorites here:
2:16 tree frog
2:27 I've made it to the sneaking point.
5:15 wtf is this shit
5:32 revolver technique
6:47 the joy
7:28 our country
8:18 bandana
8:47 tasty
10:30 relax blyat
10:43 snake's scream lol
11:54 ayy u got m191181
15:41 poison dart frog
16:05 dsp
17:28 black face paint
17:30 crab battle
19:50 the end
19:57 SNAKE KIICK
20:00 XMEM116MX16E1
23:15 no scope
23:47 america! fuck yeah!
25:15 ladder
26:21 Do it! Do it! Do it! Yes! Yes! Yeeessss!
27:56 How do I get down there?
29:24 sins of the father
30:27 ah hell nao
31:58 he's going to talk. he's been trained to break. nyehehehahahhaa!
33:06 ah hell nao
33:39 sigint shit grin laugh
35:49 wipe this meme from the face of the earth. Memes, Jack!
38:28 damn!
40:19 damn!
42:46 flying volgin
46:06 shiiit!
48:02 you beat the boss with a fucking cigarette spay lol!
48:41 ocelot jump
52:05 looooooooooooooooool
Time paradox!
Sokolov
@@shittingpissing2829 Sokolov?
@@gronndar Sokolov
@@hasnicktir5310 Got it.
concentrated edition for maximum meme effect
@@gfhhhghhghgjkkjrr3674 look I have boobs
@@joaogabrielpecktorneves2715 That's more or less how it went down.
And I glad the voice of Eva was Jodi benson Ariel from the Little mermaid.
Snake, we're sending you to infiltrate a secret compound
*A secret compound?*
But there's a problem
*A problem?*
You'll have to sneak in
*Sneak in?*
Here, look at this map
*_THIS MAP?_*
RUclips comment?
*UNDERRATED!?*
THE PATRIOTS?
HOTEL?
TRIVAGO?
2:27 I didn’t think so, I didn’t think you thought so. That was perfect. This whole video is, but that part is some smooth editing
37:05
"You're gonna get wet again."
"That's what she said. *CHINESE MOTORCYCLE NOISES*"
I cried for the laughs.
Oh so this "Chinese motorcycle noises" all this time
@@idontlikerome2744 It actually originated from DrDisrespect
32:46 Volgin: Taking a fancy to her eh ocelot?
Ocelot: No I have no interest in women... *IM GAY*
Isn't volgin gay or bisexual at the very least
@@gabbyaghoulfemboy yeah, he's bi because he had a thing for Eva, boss and raikov
@@Marlboro_Barbie volgin is our new bicon
@@ravencollins5638 *y e s*
@@Marlboro_Barbie you mean Ivan
*Deaths/Time Paradoxes:*
1. 0:52 Snake failed his HALO jump and missed the landing, plummeting to his death.
2. 2:50 Following his Venom Snake subconsciousness, Naked Snake tossed a frag grenade into Sokolov’s safe room in Rassvet, killing Sokolov.
3. 2:55 Snake caught Sokolov looking at adult magazines. Out of curiosity, Snake shot a tranq at Sokolov, knocking him out so he can look at the magazines. Minutes later, Sokolov woke up and already spotted Snake looking at sexy thots on his mags. Joining together, Snake ignored the Virtuous Mission and spent the rest of the day on pornographic magazines.
4. 6:08 Snake kills Major Ocelot, causing a time paradox and wiping Revolver Ocelot’s existence in the future.
5. 6:45 The Pain used the Power of Hornets, but misaimed it on The Boss, causing her to jump off the bridge and set off her microbomb inside her to explode.
6. 9:00 Snake and The Boss play Rock, Paper, Scissors. Both competed each other and hoping to find out who wins. Snake used his mind trick to beat The Boss, causing her to become a sore loser. In her frustration, she ignored any precautions and used a tactical nuclear warhead against Snake, killing him, Major Ocelot, Volgin, EVA, The Cobra Unit, Sokolov and The Boss herself.
7. 11:27 Planning to eat The Boss’ horse, Para-Medic stopped Snake from harming the animal. GRU soldiers seized Snake to capture him, compromising Operation Dick Eater.
8. 13:06 Sokolov got trapped by his own seductive clone, somehow causing a time paradox.
9. 14:35 Tempted by Naked Snake’s bluff, Major Ocelot shot him fatally in the chest with his engraved Fiddle Action Army Revolver, killing him. EVA managed to escape from Ocelot. However, it didn’t change the fact that Operation Dick Eater failed.
10. 15:58 Ignoring Major Zero’s warning, Snake ran right into the electrified Barb wire, killing him.
11. 16:05 Under the possession of DarkSydePhil, Naked Snake slowly sank into quicksand and eventually drowned, thanks to Phil’s incompetence.
12. 17:30 Snake encountered the Cave Krab Demon, after many attempts to kill the monster and trying to get Para-Medic’s support, the Cave Demon slaughtered Snake.
13. 18:06 Snake compromised Operation Dick Eater by questioning Cobra Unit’s reason of the Allied victory of World War II.
14. 19:46 After Snake prematurely neutralised him, The End exploded, which caused the one of the wheels of his wheelchair to fly up in the air and then land right into Snake’s head, knocking him out and drown whilst submerged in the water.
15. 21:16 Snake died from one of The Fear’s darts coated in AIDS.
16. 22:34 After Snake ate the Tsuchinoko, Major Zero got so pissed, that he destroyed the entire world with his explosive rage.
17. 23:00 The End literally made the game, as well as Operation Dick Eater to end.
18. 25:08 EVA punched Snake in the face magically through his radio so hard, she gave him skull fracture, killing him instantly.
19. 25:31 With sheer stupidity, Snake ate a spatsa mushroom, making himself unconscious and fall all the way back to where he climbed the ladder from, ending his life.
20. 25:39 Snake decided to eat the Spatsa again, but only this time, only being a couple of steps off the ground. Knocked out from eating the mushroom, Snake fell back onto the ground and somehow... died?
21. 27:55 With DumbSackPhil using his possession again, he promoted Snake to fall off the mountain range of Krasnogorje, killing himself.
22. 28:04 Same results as before. Seriously, get good, DipShitPhil.
23. 28:21 Because of The Fury’s self destruction in the underground tunnel, Snake died from the collapsing rubble before he could escape.
24. 29:25 After finishing his business with Raikov, Snake gunned him down like the filthy dog he was, and accidentally compromised Dick Eater.
25. 37:43 Snake accidentally set the C3 to immediately explode, destroying the entire world, alongside himself, and creating a massive time paradox.
26. 42:47 Volgin hit an aircraft, causing the Shagohod to flip all around the field and Volgin to fall out of his ride. Just as he thought he had Snake, Volgin got his ass hit by Major Ocelot, sending the maniac right into the sky and explode in the middle of the air, creating a time paradox where Volgin and Venom Snake never met during the events of MGSV.
27. 44:40 Following EVA’s dumb plan, Snake got himself trapped by the Shagohod’s corkscrew treads. After having his Camo ripped off and his body crushed, Snake quickly died from his internal injuries.
28. 46:36 Ignoring his objectives and feeling insulted about his box, Snake executed EVA via throat slit, causing a time paradox.
29. 47:29 The Boss ordered another tactical on the field so that both she and Naked Snake can die together.
30. 48:40 Liquid/Ocelot jumped off from his flying platform in attempt to get inside the aircraft Snake and EVA were in, but ended up throwing himself through the other door and fall right into the lake, killing himself from impact.
You don't get enough praise for this
You're pretty good
Just the thought of Ocelot running away repeatedly yelling “BITCH” never fails to crack me up
Now i cant take mgs seriously
seriously?
Now?
Oh but you could take the bisexual water-balleting vampire seriously in MGS2.
Royet Arias Same here.
YOU COULD TAKE IT SERIOUSLY
42:53
¡A beautiful flying like a bird!
Volgin: SNAKE!!!!!! Isn't over yet *landing in the ground* I'm not finished ye...
*ocelot stomped with a bike*
*Volgin fly and explodes*
Me: it's beautiful.
This video, is the most memetastic smorgasbord of sex appeal I have come across in my travels.
MRAAUUUU
6:16
*hears sound in distance*
“LIQUID!”
LIQUUUUIIIIIIIID
but most importantly...
WHOOOOOOOAH _HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO_
- Jumps in the water
"LIQUID!"
Dante lennyface
@@DanteDMC3 SNAAAAAAKEE
I love how Ocelot Basically calls Everyone A Bitch In This Playthrough
"Snake what are you doing"
"I'm in a box"
*AH HELL NAW*
Object: exists
Volgin: 100 BILLION DOLLARS
Imagine him at an auction.
@Miguel Terriguel we have an old compute-
"100 BILLION DOLLAR"
and that why we all hate him
@@marshallschaefer9632 probably one of the only villains I genuinely love to hate
stonks
Came here because they're remaking the *best* Metal Gear game. And I had to at least pay tribute to the video that helped me fall in love with the series.
Wait they're remaking snake eater?
48:41
That's my favorite moment for sure.
MEWWW - Pretty Bad
TIME PARADOX
That sh!ts hilarious
*Rouurrrrr~*
flies out other side
Of plane
lmao
52:32 is mine
@@peepeepoopoovdbhxvbcc6683 Yeah, that's fair enough.
*Boss slaps Ocelot*
"Boss those are just kids dont hurt them"
Me: *dies of laughing* oof
Shadow Gamer Ocelot was actually The Boss and The Sorrow 's child
40:49 missed opportunity for Snake to say, "I WANT SUM MOAR!!"
38:49
During the last great war, America, *C H I N A* , and the Soviet Union. Philosophers' Legacy. Philosophers' Legacy. Philosophers' Legacy. Legacy. Hong Kong. The Shagohod. The Boss. _The Boss._ The Philosophers' LEgacy. Trump. *Trump.* The Shagohod. The Shagohod. The Legacy. America lost *_ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS._*
RodriguezRacer 456 20:21 one hundred billion YEARS LATER 🤣
Indeed
*Got it*
*TIME PARADOX*
25:13 I felt such power and emotion in this fight. Truly this is Kojima's finest work, and I declare this to be the greatest boss fight of all time!!!
I've watched this like 20 times by now, I just noticed the scientist in the middle turns his head when snake asked "Afraid?" Like he was surprised too
"There's just one problem"
-"What is it?"
-"You need to be GAY to get in"
technicallythetruth
Thatiswhatmakesitfunny
r/technicallythetruth
#BlackLivesMatter
Well, Gay=happy, Joyful, pleased, satisfied, overjoyed, and/ or LGBTite. Ite=people, group, or member, or cizizion of.
@Dmitry TKR shut the fuck up (2)
i just fkn loved all of this
I I farted
The fact these get more chaotic everytime brings me back each time. A masterpiece. 100 BILLION DOLLARS!!
I absolutely love the moment at 34:55 where he just goes up to the surface takes a breath and yells "LIQUID!" then proceeds to drown, or well almost drown
What's Tha song that was starting to ple btw
?
Ocean Man by Ween
Literally the best god damn thing I’ve ever seen
remove Sydney and Joy from the game
I need to know where you got that picture for scientific reasons.
Pajamapants Jack yes
@@autossvt1138 he drew it himself
@Miku Incognito scientift reasons YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME
Your knowledge of the memes in this franchise is biblical… match that with just as good editing skills and this is ridiculously good!
Hes pretty good
@@willa1018 Pretty...good
@@sliferadachi0609 Im just kidding.
You're pretty bad. *laughter*
27:07 when you playing engineer and your buildings start dying out of nowhere
* distant french noises *
Loads frontier justice with murderous intent
among us
Oh God no
I have two questions
1. Why did I watch this whole thing
2. Why was it the best video I've ever seen
answer: because you're pretty good
You see, it's a humane reaction in which, many people describe it as "Making your snake solid."
"Alright, for this playthrough of Phantom Pain, I won't get into that many combat encounters."
*_5 minutes later in the 1st mission_*
23:45
48:42 His sound and cutscene is laugh me to death XDXDXDXD.
Probably my favourite part of the video :D
Yomogari Shiyo 💀💀💀😭
“Did you find food?”
“Yeah..”
“Do you know how to eat it?”
*...*
*DIC*
*SURVIVA VIEWA*
I was at 36:29 and decided to skip ahead a bit and immediately went into 37:47
I haven’t laughed that hard in a while
This is The Way, so say we all.
Esta bueno
“So this is the legendary BİTCH !!!”
you are pretty good, P R E T T Y G O O D
The Chinese Motorcycle gets me everytime.
NANANA NAAAAAA
31:13 to 31:33 Got me laughing like crazy. I can only imagine on how that whole part looked. XD
I love how passive aggressive Snake is towards Para-Medic and how Sigint is the only sane person.
And the Kaz *BITCH* scream fits Ocelot's character like a glove in this game.
That's not Kaz, that's Ocelot from secret theater
@@Spelo1 Not even that, Ocelot can be heard yelling "son of a bitch!" twice in the main game. The first time is during his boss fight if you kill the Markhor standing behind him. And the second one is during the Shagohod chase when Volgin cuts him off.
Meme war 2: *Ended*
Meme war: *Start*
Me: *Confused Screaming*
2:56
"You must be Ames"
*Time paradox*
Missed chance
"He's seen my 100 BILLION DOLLARS! We can't let him live."
Yes.
Recoilless nuclear 100 BILLION DOLLARS!
The Chinese motorcycle makes me laugh every single time
Nah nah nah naaaaaaaaaaaah!
Imagine if someone took a shot every time Ocelot said B*tch and is still ok.
Ocelot: PRETTY GOOD
Dude this is honestly one of, if not the best Metal Gear Video I have ever seen! You had Hi I'm Daisy's Lets Destroy series in there, Crab Battle, Metal Gear Awesome, AND you captured so much stuff that literally most fans of the series would be like omg I know that reference. To top it off it's funny as shit! Please do more of these! I totally think the shorter version is probably easier to swallow for anyone that's not super into MGS but I showed my friends this since they never finished the game and I think you've succeeded in making the best abridged MGS3 video ever. Even if you don't get every reference, it's actually just funny to watch through and you even do your best to highlight the dank cool stuff in the actual game like Ocelot's gun spinning and the torture scene. Absolutely amazing dude. Keep up the awesome work.
Taiwan Jackson if it wasn’t for metal gear awesome coming out when it did and becoming what it is. I’d agree with you.
"It's been 18 hours..."
I just imagine him earlier that day trying to impress The Boss.
Ocelot (TPP): _That is enough! Boss have you lost your mind!?_
Campbell: Time Paradox!
2:26 It should be illegal that there's a whole hour of this brilliance.
Thank God this channel exists; all the contents here are absolutely fantastic! My congratulations for all this work, I would not have developed an interest and a greater love for Metal Gear if it were not for you. Thank you very much. And greetings from Brazil.
@Fyr0n mano eu me matei de rir de todas as cenas desse video e principalmente a frase " one hundred billion dollars toda hora kskskksks
IF IIT DID NOT I WOULD NOT KNOW MGS GEORGE GOT ME ITO IT
2:43 my little sister when I just opened a bag of chips
We need a best playthrough of Metal Gear and Metal Gear 2.
Got it?
Snake: he'll keep you waiting.
okay jose just for u i made a meme, the MEMEING river two MEMES ago
13:18 her name is Minet? Which mean "Cunnilingus" in some easterneuropean language?
noice
yes, in Russian and it stands for "blowjob"
In Portugal stands for "eating pussy like a mad man"
But its writen minete. The sound is the same
kaporka can I get an amen?
Snake: *shoots MGS3 Ocelot
MGS5 Ocelot: *triggered
"What about the sentries?"
_aroused snickering_
"...I see."
Ocelot: *Cat noise*
Snake: Are you saying you want my baby?
27:08 i feel like a sleeper agent activated after hearing this phrase
She attacc
She protecc
But most importantly...
Thot detecc
9:33 I almost died during that laugh😂😂😂😂
It's been a couple of years since i've seen this video for the first time and well... I couldn't find anything better than this. This series of MGS best playthroughs are the best thing i've ever seen. Thank you for your service, George
I second that.
Snake: **Turns on TV**
TV: **Makes beeping sound**
Snake: LIQUID!!