Drug Dealer - SNL
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- Опубликовано: 31 мар 2023
- Things get competitive between drug dealers (Quinta Brunson, Kenan Thompson, Punkie Johnson, Marcello Hernández) in a nightclub bathroom.
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Приколы
"Cut my life into pieces. This is my last resort." 🤣
Suffocation, no breathing!!!😂😂😂
Okay but "white" music like that really hits 😂 And we all had our punk/emo phase where that song was our anthem
@@Ayurveduh DONT GAF IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEEDINNNNM
@@teekxoxo Ayyyyeeee!🥰🥰
@@kellygreengables3936 if that song was your punk anthem, you weren’t doing it right ….
Because of how short Quinta Brunson is makes this skit even more funny...Genius😂😂
Half pint with half a pint of cocaine!
@@OvSpP +
@@OvSpP In a gallon hat.
@@OvSpP 😂😂😂
Just realized how stupid I looked as a kid, dealing...
"I chimed in with a 'Haven't you people ever heard o-of!'/ "Closing the gaddamn door" segways - I wasn't ready. As a black kid who grew up listening to this music with my emo friends, i fully died. 😂
Same here bro. We are black kids of a certain era and genre. lol
Same
segue. just for future use, not a criticism
I’m sorry I would’ve immediately cracked when Kenan and Quinta started singing 😂
IKR, I looked up those songs, and they are the whitest songs I've ever heard. So they ain't lying 😂
@@truelove2283😂 I like both songs, Panic! At The Disco is on my playlist
apology not accepted
Well Kenan kinda cracked between the 2 lines ^^, In a certain way I feel it would be incredible if they only knew the order in which they have to say the lines, but don't know each others lines xD
“Strong and…equal” Michael Longfellow is the best😂😂
Oh ... So black people can tell jokes about white people . But white people can't make jokes about black people ? I heard black jokes that will make you spit out your coffee all over the place . I'm a Hillbilly Redneck Mexican . I would love to hear jokes of my people . Any Hillbilly Redneck Mexicans in the house ?
That wall reveal DESTROYED ME 😭😭
The SNL makeup crew sure likes to cover him in body paint.
I really wanted to hear the black joke though. And for it to be so funny that they just had to laugh
@@BlkSpice I screamed 😂 that was brilliant 🤣
As a Chicagoan
“This coke is so white it likes to say it’s from Chicago but it’s from a suburb an hour outside of Chicago” I can guarantee she said nothing but facts 😂
💀💀💀
REAL
Naperville?
@@K4R3Nexactly naperville LMAOO. Just an hour away
Elgin, Fox River , Barrington ect 🤣
“20 pairs of Yeezys…but they all DIRTY”
-why was this so true? 😂😂
Or dirty converse
I’ve been watching Quinta since early buzzfeed, and I’m so happy she’s come this far!
me toooo. it's awesome seeing her go from buzzfeed to her 'he got moneyyy' series and now in shows/tv, etc
Same! It’s amazing!
same omg i was obsessed w her buzzfeed content in high school
THAT'S why I recognized her, thank you!!
Homeboy camouflaged as the wall KILLED ME DEAD 😂
Dude low-key funny af
Same 😂
Bruhhhhhhhh
Only funny part of the sketch honestly.
😭😭😭😭😭 I know right
"Hey, lemme scoot right by ya" cuts deep, man. (Edit: I see now that it is, in fact, Ope. Brutally accurate.)
Toodles 😂
I am indeed that white.
🤣🤣
I lost it when Keenan said that 😅
Missourian checking in. all the whites and paperwork check out
“It says ‘oop, let me scoot right by ya.’” As a midwesterner, pure gold
"cut my life into pieces. this is my last resort" 🤣🤣🤣 I can't with Kenan
It's good to mostly see the newer cast members getting to shine in this sketch.
You can tell they were having fun with. Made it better. Funny writing.
Well played, sir !!
@@nolovebitch45 No one else got it?
Yes yes and yes!
Apparently just us.
The holler after the Chicago joke took me OUT. Shades of "bruh, you're from EVANSTON" 😂
Naperville/Northbrook
Highland Park and Lake Forest say Hello
Winnetka
@@c.i.t.yenglish 60045 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼
Lmao I grew up in the city and sometimes people in my college (which was mostly IL residents) would tell me they were from Chicago. And I'd ask what neighborhood they're from and they'd say "oh I'm actually from Highland Park/Evanston/Niles/Wilmette/Rockford/Glenview". Y'all we are mostly students from Illinois, why not just say your actual town/city. 😭😂
Tbf I knew a lot of Chicago people who didn't know much about the suburbs so
This sketch makes me so happy. All the new cast members doing an amazing job, Kenan blending in with them seamlessly, Andrew looking so comfortable on camera now, and Quinta being hilarious. Quinta should definitely host again
punkie goin "this is mostly fentanyl" killed me💀💀
3:54 that scream after Quinta said the Chicago one. 😂 someone really related to that.💀
Chi town kid right here I heard it too
Chicago suburbs checking in. I know the rules.
Oh god it's so true. I've even run into people from Peoria who claim they're from "Chicago"
I screamed too - totally relate!
4:00
“You guys lookin for some cocaine?” is such a great opening line for a sketch
Except it wasn’t
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
That's definitely the guy😂😂
Yeah that wasn't the opening line...
made me think quinta shoulda been hired by SNL instead of buzzfeed
Quinta must be protected. She is amazing 😂😂😂
This is the best skit I've seen in a while. Hilarious, relatable and had a good ending. I didn't think they'd top some of the lines and comparisons, like the singing, then Michael shows up camouflaged with the wall talking about heroine and how black it is🤣. Perfectly written and executed!
Perfectly stolen idea from battle rap, ruclips.net/user/shortsd69CrjLPMwI
Shut up
Relatable?!? Lol
Heroin doesn’t exist anymore. It’s ALL fentanyl, likely cut with animal tranquilizers.
“I chimed in with the haven’t you people ever heard of” 😂😂😂😂
Closing the GODdamn Door!
@@vianeyboruel504 It's much better to treat these kind of things!
with a sense of poise and rationality!
@@priscillayg I chime in! Haven't you people ever heard of!!
I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?"
Haha taking LAST RESORT to new "HIGHS"
Y'all got us laughing so hard
Wowwwww. THE Papa Roach....these kids outta be ashamed not recognizing such greatness
I had to check your channel and see if your comment was fr fr! Love you guys from South Carolina!! ❤
Much love from Detroit !
You guys put on a great show at Sick New World!
Papaaaaaaa 🪳
When Longfellow came off the wall I howled 😂
*"Now you're sure there's no fentanyl in this right?"*
*"Now nobody said that..."*
😂😂😂
I died lol 🤣
😂😂😂😅
As someone who's Rez is loaded with fentanyl it's nice to see dealers that admit that it's cut
@@nikkimiddlekillsday5161 test strips are mad cheap
I was thinking the whole time; “ fentanyl is white and its in everything I hear. Why aren’t they asking about that ?” Lol. Funny AF. 💀 loved it. And a lil PSA in there too. Mixed w funny ass white ppl jokes that I , as a white person damn near pissed my pants watching esp the singing part. I love this.
I don’t know how Quinta and everyone else managed to keep a straight face throughout this entire sketch 🤣😂
Kenan looked like he might have been breaking behind those shades. And sans lollipop.
Tell me how they did that
@@jennifergersch9126 yeah, even more funny when you realise that the lollipop is actually a really important part of his costume.
Sampling much too much of his own product 🤣😂
Really hoping they do something like this again and bring dave Chapelle and Quinta back and they can both wind up mikey 😂
did quinta's character singing fall out boy?
Yo! The Papa roach and Panic at the disco references are brilliant!!😂😂😂
"mine's so white, it's dad sends it money for rent every month"🤣🤣 and the Fallout Boy songs...so hilarious!...this is my fav skit for sure. I think I've shown every person I know.
Not a single fallout boy song in this video.
@@tooclosetokyle "This cocaine is so white it can tell the difference between Panic At The Disco and Fallout Boy."
the "CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT" cracked me up
As a white person I feel very seen 😂 SNL I love when you really hit the mark. I laughed all the way through lol 😂
CUT
MY
LIFE
INTO
PIECES
🤡
Caucasian people are pale not white.
This sketch reminded me of the one did on the dangers of "black ice".
these people literally want you dead 😂 They want your family dead😂
CREDIT THE SOURCE
ILL WILL VS SERIOUS JONES
“COKE SO WHITE IT WANNA SPEAK TO A MANAGER”
Give the credit where its due
Just seeing Kenan in the thumbnail had me crying 😂 the skit didn't disappoint
The fentanyl line was gold
My Fetty line was white
Especially since they spent the whole skit bragging about how pure it was!
I came to the comments for this lmaooo “we didn’t say alll that” hahahah
quinta :"well nobody said that" 🤣🤣
"Pure."
3:18 I had to pause and finish laughing when this dude came out of the wall.
I actually restarted the entire skit all over, to see if he's been there the entire time. Seems like he wasn't, but it's hard to tell with the cuts. I damn near spit out my drink when I saw him, though. 😂
@@henrytawnn8694 i did too. He had to be. Unless they found some way to sneak him in without the audience seeing him
Bro!!!😂😂😂😂And he went back in as quick as he came out, cuz he couldn't finish that Heroine is so black joke😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
They should have used Ill Will bars 🔥🔥🔥
See this is why I love SNL because I literally just had a friend who died because he bought some coke but it had fentanyl in it .... And this still made me laugh. And before you come at me DONT, because he woulda laughed too. Hell he probably ghost watching this and laughing with me. RIP JAY WE LOVE AND MISS YOU
Sorry for your loss 😢
It does NOT get any whiter than “I chimed in with the….” 2:08
NOT THE EMO KIDS LOL
Lmfao
As a white person, I can say it's mandatory to finish that sentence when someone starts it. Lol
@@ericl2811 haven't you people heard of
@@ericl2811 you can't *not* do that. 110% mandatory
Marcello killed it he is fantastic, and versatile love it.
A young Al Pacino 🍻
Ellen DeMenemes!
Are you looking for coke?
Agreed
The only thing keeping kenan together from laughing hysterically is that lollipop
“ Ooop Lemme scoot right by you” 😂😂😂🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
I’m dyiiiiiiiing 😂 When Quinta started singing “I chimed in….” I lost it 💀
1:59, when Quinta and Kenan singing about their drugs had me cracking me up! Especially when the guy came out of the wall!
Lmao I’m black & the funniest part was the awkward black part 😂😂 he said “strong &..equal” 😂😂😂😂
THAT SH*T WAS HILARIOUS
this season's SNL cast is everything lol
🤣🤣🤣 The person that screamed at 03:59 cracked me up!
I thought a car was about to crash through the studio
I caught that too. It sounded like someone was being murdered in the audience.
I’m pretty sure they got stabbed and everyone just kept laughing around her.
@@henrytawnn8694 I made damn near the exact same noise when I heard the joke lol #grewupinlakevieweast
It's like someone was murdered in a cocaine deal gone wrong
Shoulda said “It’s so Black it’ll never be cast in a Tim Burton movie”😂😂
It’s so black, it’s like the show “Living Single” but “Friends”got all of the credit😂
Don't forget Billie D Williams was the DA Harvey Dent in the 1st epic Batman movie
my black tar is so black cops put it in a illegal choke hold because they feared for their life!!
“You see, my brotha, Beetleguise was-in fact-a Black man, oppressed by the overseer who discouraged people from saying his name for fear of his release from death’s penitentiary.”
@@nic-tv4090 🤣🤣🤣
3:37 lol I instinctively said “it’s what?”
I used to watch Quinta on buzzfeed when I was in hs lol. Her career really took off 👏🏽👏🏽
Snl hit a rough patch for a minute but the writers and cast members have been doing a great job lately
ruclips.net/user/shortsd69CrjLPMwI stolen from battle rap
"let me skoot by yaH" DEAD!!!! LOL
Not the panic song 😭 it keeps getting better
When the guy came off the wall 😂😂😂😂
Im So Proud of Quinta... You Go Girl!! SHE GOT MONEEEEYYYYY!!!! 😍😍😍😂😂😂😂
this is like a PSA AND a sketch comedy in one! wow! how can you top
THAT?! HaH i love quinta and all
these funny accents!
This is one of the best sketches I've seen in awhile. Andrew's pronunciation of “white” at 4:14 took me out! 😂😂😂
Cool whip 🤣🤣🤣
@@gobbluth6910 ...and Wheat Thins...and Will Wheaton.
Yeah remember me of the Boondocks R Kelly trail episode lol
lmaoo ok same
My Chemical Romance songs still hit 🧘🏾♀️🤸🏾♀️🫶🏾
3:59 the audience member who literally SCREAMED 😂😂😭😭😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂
why is Quinta's 'hey' so funny
Because we braced for it to be "Hey, maang", but the "maang" never came.
"oop let me scoot right by ya" lol
"got a botle opener on it's flip-flops" makes no sense but killed me 🤣
I have a pair of those . They're Reef Fanning sandals...
And I'm not white at all...lol
didn't know those existed before tonight... lol
totally not buying some on amazon...
Oof...I have like 5 pairs
I just looked those up and the bottle opener is on the bottom of the shoe 🤢🤮
That one about Chicago is the purest one.
Oh it's not just white people pulling that one too. BUT the biggest offender I've ever seen was a white guy saying he was from O Block. Unfortunately for him he was speaking to someone who knew that area before it was even called O Block, hence his lie quickly unraveled. And yup...not even from the city, let alone that neighborhood.
Damn Ill will wasnt lying they legit stole his shit😂
How in the world did each one of these brillant actors, keep from laughing? I cried through the whole segment! 😂😂😂😂
Dude blended into the wall got me😆😅🤣😂
I went to college with the dude in the red shirt…glad to see how far he’s making it…it’s crazy the ppl with different paths you meet in college
Damn, they did steal Ill will’s “ coke so white” scheme
2:56 “Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn” Hank Hill
"You're absolutely sure there's no Fentanyl in this, right?"
lol, nice touch since it's getting put in everything drug now.
Even the green.
True’dat. Brought it right around...
When my dad was in hospice and they set up the Fentanyl drip, they made us all say good bye to him. Drip, drip, drip, he was gone within about 15-20 minutes …
@@sophiaisabellarose836
My condolences 💐
@Sinister1986 they'd lose money doing that, weed doesn't move as fast as heroine, coke and pills in the black market.
I went and found the videos to both of those songs after this skit. Had been awhile since I’d listened to those songs lmao.
I chimed in with a havent you people heard of
Closing the goddamn door😂😂
“season two of the wire” and everyone singing got me sobbing 😭😭
Could not get past Ssn 2 Ep 1 of The Wire. On the one hand I felt bad for those poor women in the shipping container on the other hand, not enough to keep watching...
"MALAKA!" - Ziggy Sabotka. Season was such a tangent lol
The audience didn’t get that one 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@kdpowers I like that season except how it ended
“The gah damn DOOR !” I am dying 😂😂
The writers definitely watch battle rap 😂
This is one of the funniest skits that I've seen!!!! Each had played their to perfection.
As a black kid raised in the burbs I feel so conflicted about how quickly my laughs subsided into ‘hmm’ 😂😂
Same thing for me, fentanyl is a huge problem on the Rez and knowing a couple of people OD'd from it I couldn't figure out if it was appropriate for me to laugh or not 😂
So glad that this sketch managed to shine a light on the most underrated demographic in the U.S. 😂 Quinta and Marcello really carried.
😂😂
restroom drug dealers who pander to wyte tourists? about damn time!
Cocaine users???
@@ShamirYukno
Custodians.
But it was made up by a battle rapper 😔
I thought for sure the guy on the wall would reference ‘somebody that I used to know’ somehow. Great sketch. Papa roach killed me
Bwahhahaha “it’s dad sends it money every month for the rent”😂😂😂😂
it would be cool if they started putting writing credits in the description
Yup, because who ever wrote this skit is an ¡diot?
Agreed!! Same with hair and makeup for the more elaborate costumes (like Michaelangelo on Weekend Update tonight).
@@kellygreengables3936 There's behind-the-scene videos of the crew members in this channel.
@@RaymondHng for sure, but it would still be cool to get to see the credits for individual sketches
I got you. This skit was written by: The SNL Writers Room
This is the same bathroom from "of course no one has plans for dah summah time. It's November" 😂
LOL what sketch is that? That's such a random line.
Office Bathroom
That's the first thing I noticed
Closing the goddamn door gets me every time
The fentanyl at the end and no one denying it got me
I've never seen Abbott Elementary, but I do miss Quinta on A Black Lady Sketch Show. She had so many great characters like this!
You’re missing out on a fantastic show. It’s on Hulu too
Same she was so awesome on there
The Romeo and Juliet sketch is iconic. She was so great on it
I love A Black Lady Sketch Show, and Abbott!! You have to give AE a try!! It is so good!!❤❤❤❤
Abbott is amazing! I was super sad she left Black Lady Sketch Show too but Abbott is worth it fr!
The songs SENT ME!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 Panic! would be proud
This is the best SNL sketch in awhile.
i’m crying at all these damn costumes they put quinta in 😂
3:18 Why did I really gasp out loud at Micheal popping up out of nowhere 😂😂😂
We all know Kenan got the best stuff
Keenan got that matrix yay
Nah, Keenan's stuff has just been around the longest
@@ryancbarrett96cause its reliable, sometimes it's pure other times its been stepped on but its always good quality no matter what
Nah...But he'll get someone to beat your ass if you date his ex.
ive been watching my boy, Kenan, since the Kenan and Kel show!!!!
They stole the “Coke so white” from Ill Will
Facts of life
OMG Season 2 of the wire !! Who ever came up with that line is genius....
The being from “Chicago” stereotype is so true! Haha
The Chicago Joke took my soul 🤣🤣🤣
Quinta really taking SNL to another level
"Oop, let me scoot right by you"
100% GUILTY 😂
The way he said “white and pure” at the end out of nowhere!
Andrew rly went off with that closing the god damn door
The Chicago line holds near and dear to my heart😂😂😂😂
Guy: "Now you're sure that there's no fentanyl in this."
Short dealer: "Now nobody said that." 🤣 🤣 🤣
Punkie: "This is mostly fentanyl"
Nah that chicago suburb one had me dying because it is so much easier to just say we are from than from the suburbs 😅😅😅😅
But y’all not smh black from chicago
Same with Philly
These writers need a raise
yep, that's literally why there's about to be a strike 👍🏾
They need to be fired.
@@derossetmyers47 yet here you are watching...
@@125loopy It was recommended. I didn't know how bad it was going to be.
They literally stole this concept they definitely don’t need a raise
My stuff is so white, it attends boarding school and drives a Mercedes.
Here because of Ill Will
happy 400th episode to kenan!