Totally Obsessed Cabbage Patch - Fred Willard.

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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

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  • @amandagrace31
    @amandagrace31 5 лет назад +849

    Imagine them having a custody battle over Kevin if they divorce.

    • @stevepensando2593
      @stevepensando2593 4 года назад +19

      Buy another one

    • @wortz9291
      @wortz9291 4 года назад +24

      Judge: what the heck is wrong with these people

    • @Aritul
      @Aritul 4 года назад +2

      @@stevepensando2593 😂

    • @warnerhoward3393
      @warnerhoward3393 4 года назад +1

      Oof

    • @eduardovilla2546
      @eduardovilla2546 4 года назад +3

      Judge will send their crazy assess to an mental hospital

  • @lisatheboywonder6744
    @lisatheboywonder6744 7 лет назад +245

    My guess is that the daughter and her parents are not on speaking terms anymore.

    • @louisecooper7472
      @louisecooper7472 6 лет назад +4

      Cheap Cooking Channel I collect dolls and make clothes and stuff for them but I go nowhere near this level

    • @MaddieMP3
      @MaddieMP3 4 года назад +2

      Louise Cooper I can’t have a kid cause of medical reasons, and I got a reborn doll and bring him with me to the store,parents,etc. But I don’t think he’s real.

    • @MetalHead-ks9zq
      @MetalHead-ks9zq 2 месяца назад

      @@MaddieMP3 have you ever considered adopting a child?

  • @Bayonettamachinekill
    @Bayonettamachinekill 8 лет назад +278

    millions of children in the orphanage don't have parents and they are treating a piece of plastic as a child.

    • @rachela.5311
      @rachela.5311 8 лет назад +34

      Because they can completely control everything about it. I wouldn't trust these people with a real life baby.

    • @dcarterm8371
      @dcarterm8371 7 лет назад

      qt schartner Heartless

    • @darkclaw8959
      @darkclaw8959 7 лет назад

      Rachel Ann, yeah I was thinking similar thoughts

    • @daphnehanson7959
      @daphnehanson7959 6 лет назад

      *cloth

    • @carrasco2011sc
      @carrasco2011sc 6 лет назад +2

      Bayonettamachinekill They are not responsible for those kids though. These people are free to do whatever they want and what makes them happy.

  • @BooBotta
    @BooBotta 5 лет назад +626

    The disappointment in her mother’s voice when they started talking about their daughter

    • @melissacooper4482
      @melissacooper4482 4 года назад +61

      It's a shame that their relationship with their real daughter is strained because of that doll!

    • @raccoonmotion5681
      @raccoonmotion5681 4 года назад +6

      Ikr

  • @burrito4614
    @burrito4614 5 лет назад +424

    he’s easy going, quiet, behaved
    *you don’t say?*

    • @michaelperrotta8340
      @michaelperrotta8340 4 года назад +6

      He is a doll

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 4 года назад +3

      Trying to think of literally any other personality traits for ' Kevin'
      "Ummmm...."

    • @Alexis-le1cd
      @Alexis-le1cd 2 года назад +1

      @@michaelperrotta8340 wow i didnt know

  • @edgarallanpoestheblackcat6613
    @edgarallanpoestheblackcat6613 8 лет назад +553

    Their poor daughter, favoring a lifeless doll over her.

    • @dcarterm8371
      @dcarterm8371 7 лет назад +21

      qt schartner The doll doesn't have a soul! The girl does!

    • @xx_paigec._xx6427
      @xx_paigec._xx6427 7 лет назад +11

      they got the doll. A dog. She couldn't have a dog but a cABBAGE PATCH KID GOT MORE FUN IN ITS LIFE THAN A REAL HUMAN

    • @sugarcane1234
      @sugarcane1234 7 лет назад +35

      I know what you mean. I feel so heart broken for her. They spoil something that is not able to appreciate it and they basically treat the daughter like she is a 2nd class citizen.

    • @Zzsmuf
      @Zzsmuf 3 года назад +1

      Reminds me of Robert the doll.

    • @pinkparasollise9646
      @pinkparasollise9646 2 года назад

      "Murphy Brown" actress Candice Bergen, in her autobiography, wrote that she had the same issue with dad Edgar who made his living with Charlie McCarthy.

  • @chittochan3552
    @chittochan3552 8 лет назад +942

    I feel bad for the sister. Her parents put a doll, a non living thing, over their real daughter. Like, WTF.,

    • @FRGDEC
      @FRGDEC 8 лет назад +36

      I thought they were deluded, but fairly innocent enough, but that was the tipping point of making them utter freaks.

    • @craigbeade8654
      @craigbeade8654 8 лет назад +52

      ya i thought they were doing this because they couldn't have kids and felt bad for them, but when i found that out... God damn

    • @xtremepatryk2687
      @xtremepatryk2687 8 лет назад +10

      ikr they are mentally disabled

    • @bat-z3286
      @bat-z3286 8 лет назад

      +Greg Erble its just like boom b*tch

    • @lukeskywalker1724
      @lukeskywalker1724 7 лет назад +6

      Jada Rodriguez what if Kevin is possessed!!!!😱😱😱

  • @TheProwler44
    @TheProwler44 4 года назад +276

    So she takes care of fake children but she doesn’t care of her real daughter

    • @TheProwler44
      @TheProwler44 4 года назад +7

      This is reatarted

    • @sicksickBacon
      @sicksickBacon 3 года назад +4

      @@TheProwler44 not as retarded as that spelling

    • @Musiclover19
      @Musiclover19 3 года назад +3

      She looks pretty healthy to me, so it looks to me like she’s been taken care pretty well.
      Besides this segment is staged, they’re actually just super hardcore collectors of PKD. Check out the Vice video that covers the craze, where they show their collection. It’s still creepy sure. But they don’t actually believe a doll is real.

    • @MJW238
      @MJW238 3 года назад +1

      Her daughter is like 40 - she can take care of herself.
      Probably got the doll as a substitute once she left home.

    • @Musiclover19
      @Musiclover19 3 года назад +2

      @@MJW238 Actually as I stated they’re HARDCORE collectors or were cause I think they either are still trying or have sold off their whole collection, yes including their “son” Kevin.
      Even though this video focus on one doll and has this couple portrayed as some nuts to believe to be their son. Like I said, that was JUST for this show though. They actually have THOUSANDS of those creepy (and ugly) Cabbage Patch kids dolls that they spent probably more than a MILLION dollars on in their lifetime. They definitely didn’t just buying dolls when their daughter was adult, they spent not just a lot of money into their collection but a LOT of years as well.
      So yeah, they’re still a bit odd overall, just not “we believe dolls are living kids of others” weird. It’s too bad a show like this wanted to make what was in actual just big collectors and SUPER fans and portray them as geeks and losers that out of touch with reality. I would have liked the show better if they just showed off these people super awesome collections, especially that TMNT super fan lady, but instead of making her look like just a big TMNT fan and collector they made her look like a loser who’s in debt for TMNT and has to eat Pizza with bizarre toppings like they did in the cartoon, neither of which were true.

  • @pinkroses9418
    @pinkroses9418 5 лет назад +424

    vicki:*kills herself because of abuse and neglect*
    parents:
    parents:
    parents:
    parents:well, we still have kevin

  • @pidgon7465
    @pidgon7465 6 лет назад +404

    0:51 I’m dead, the doll is just sitting there t posing

    • @neptuneflower9156
      @neptuneflower9156 5 лет назад +3

      😂

    • @nyxol3664
      @nyxol3664 5 лет назад +20

      Asserting his dominance to the Actual living child

    • @Roarxez
      @Roarxez 5 лет назад

      Pidgón it’s face is just: 😐

    • @sarahl.5748
      @sarahl.5748 5 лет назад +1

      Dead 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 4 года назад

      @@nyxol3664 breakfast lunch and Dinner every day. Just Kevin: LOOMING.
      As a wise man once said 3:33 "How bizarre"

  • @yellowblob405
    @yellowblob405 6 лет назад +723

    The poor daughter.. Kevin gets WAY more attention then her.
    He is NOT real, And she is.. They really need to fix their lives and spend time with their daughter rather then a stupid doll.

    • @nickcooper665
      @nickcooper665 5 лет назад +4

      True

    • @ch33seymuffin
      @ch33seymuffin 5 лет назад +9

      Thats sad

    • @progold7607
      @progold7607 5 лет назад +4

      Agreed

    • @missmonster539
      @missmonster539 5 лет назад +19

      If I was their daughter, I’d burn that bloody doll

    • @supermarioworld3362
      @supermarioworld3362 5 лет назад +8

      I don’t know. Which makes me to believe that the parents may be suffering from paranoid schizophrenia “a real mental illness characterized by delusions and hallucinations”

  • @twoponypals1504
    @twoponypals1504 8 лет назад +461

    If I were the sister of that doll, I would literally burn it in a raging bonfire. Why don't they love their ACTUAL child? Seriously, that poor girl got no love or attention since she was a little girl. Breaks my heart. 💔

    • @bat-z3286
      @bat-z3286 8 лет назад +3

      daaaaaammmmnnn

    • @adorablefawn
      @adorablefawn 8 лет назад +15

      Two Pony Pals I WOULD BURN THE FRICK OUT IF THAT DOLL WOW THEY RATHER ' LOVE A STUPID DOLL MORE THAN THEIR ACTUAL REAL DAUGHTER!?😤💔

    • @thecrowoverlord2463
      @thecrowoverlord2463 8 лет назад +15

      Most of these people showcased on totally obsessed, especially the cabbage patch ones, need to be fucking thrown into a mental hospital. If that doesn't help, just have them shot. Society isn't safe with these crazies and their insane fetishes running rampant.

    • @okurcute
      @okurcute 8 лет назад +1

      Cococlass99 LPS it's possessed

    • @mememonster5791
      @mememonster5791 7 лет назад +4

      i know right j would blow up the doll

  • @Blackiecomics
    @Blackiecomics 7 лет назад +851

    So let me get this straight. A deflated potato with a face is ranked higher than an actual living breathing human girl?
    This is what i call REAL child abuse.

    • @TheAlexgallardo2000
      @TheAlexgallardo2000 5 лет назад +8

      Blackiecomics DEFLATED POTATO OMG SKSKSKKSSKMSLSMSMdmsmdmdmdmsmzmxmckzdmmssmmz

    • @CuretheCuree
      @CuretheCuree 5 лет назад +13

      Ur right omfg

    • @freddiestranger9783
      @freddiestranger9783 3 года назад +5

      ATTENTION: PLEASE GIVE YOUR LIFE TO THE LORD JESUS CHRIST WHO LOVES YOU SO VERY MUCH 💟 DO NOT GO TO HELL ♨️🔥

    • @preparetoholdyourcolour7080
      @preparetoholdyourcolour7080 3 года назад +5

      This comment made me laugh so hard 🤣

    • @stormylockhart2267
      @stormylockhart2267 3 года назад +4

      @@freddiestranger9783 dude I know but chill don’t talk like we are going hell

  • @coledoucette5116
    @coledoucette5116 6 лет назад +1270

    This is honestly a great concept for a horror movie

  • @jackpez
    @jackpez 6 лет назад +753

    Honestly these people disgust me. Take some time and bond with your actual daughter and not that plastic garbage Kevin. I feel so bad for her

    • @elizabethhazel15
      @elizabethhazel15 5 лет назад +9

      Dude it's a joke man come on! They are trolling! Clearly!

    • @cellosareawesome
      @cellosareawesome 5 лет назад +35

      It was just for tv. They were actually just serious collectors. They recently sold the majority of their collection a few years ago

    • @pebbleslove2908
      @pebbleslove2908 5 лет назад +5

      Everyones judgeing these people like cmon everyone loves something

    • @BerniceBowling
      @BerniceBowling 5 лет назад +7

      I was told that the people who did this interview with them told them to act like that for the camera.

    • @nooraqueen2716
      @nooraqueen2716 5 лет назад +7

      elizabeth hazel it’s not actually a joke they went into a show years later and they have their own cabbage kid organization

  • @zanedestiny
    @zanedestiny 9 лет назад +190

    At first I assumed the doll was perhaps a coping mechanism for the parents. Perhaps they lost a child or weren't able to have children.....then you find out they have a daughter...

    • @majormana1
      @majormana1 9 лет назад +5

      Whom was one when they got the stupid doll.

    • @hanacat1000
      @hanacat1000 9 лет назад +3

      My thoughts exactly :/

    • @donaldobama6305
      @donaldobama6305 9 лет назад +3

      And that the daughter plays along with it...

    • @majormana1
      @majormana1 9 лет назад +15

      Jake Valdivia
      Ththe doll has sadly been her brother sense she was just 1 yrs . She know. No different and they treat her doll brother more like human. then they seem to treat her.

  • @spaceye
    @spaceye 9 лет назад +666

    This one is fucked up because it actually impacts the life of someone who isn't involved with the obsession. The other obsessed people, it's just something they really like to do and it doesn't affect anyone else. They can do whatever they want. But here, they're depriving their own daughter of love and affection for the doll. And the worst part is that the daughter vocally disapproves of it.

    • @Bobvindy
      @Bobvindy 9 лет назад +8

      +spaceye but from the way she words it, it seems she views him as real too like a real brother, so she is a bit loony too

    • @fallout4jones950
      @fallout4jones950 9 лет назад +6

      I can recommend a lunatic asylum for these people

    • @SpeediraWindira
      @SpeediraWindira 9 лет назад +40

      +Bobvindy
      She was probably forced into playing along with this crap for so long that she gave up and let him be 'real'.

    • @Bobvindy
      @Bobvindy 9 лет назад +8

      SpeediraWindira
      the brainwashing hit her too hard lol

    • @acmanga8393
      @acmanga8393 9 лет назад +1

      +Fallout4 Jones I approve your name greatly

  • @Dilemmaps3
    @Dilemmaps3 9 лет назад +299

    Those parents are either insane or are the most epic trolls in the history of trolls with their daughter being their troll victim.

    • @mader2302
      @mader2302 9 лет назад +17

      +Dilemmaps3 Or it's just a family of trolls.

    • @blueefanta8710
      @blueefanta8710 9 лет назад +2

      Watch out for a troll on these comments QT SCHARTNER seriously bro god

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 7 лет назад +1

      i'm not retarded

  • @leannezezeski-sass2773
    @leannezezeski-sass2773 4 года назад +75

    1:57 it's totally illegal to have a kid on your lap in the driver's seat like that

  • @thecerebellum5697
    @thecerebellum5697 6 лет назад +137

    Why is there gorillaz music and that poor sister I mean a doll gets more than a human including his own room , a custom car and a college fund and if there raising a “kid” for 19 years he wouldn’t be a “kid”

    • @turtlememes3128
      @turtlememes3128 6 лет назад +4

      Alex 2007
      3 gorillaz songs

    • @thecerebellum5697
      @thecerebellum5697 6 лет назад

      Turtle Memes I know

    • @colleen4ever
      @colleen4ever 5 лет назад +1

      A college fund...FOR A DOLL?!?!

    • @f1a169
      @f1a169 3 года назад

      Well there was an album called plastic beach and thats exactly where that garbage like kevin belongs

  • @pencilstreak9
    @pencilstreak9 9 лет назад +286

    "My favorite little kid."
    Fucking WOW.

  • @brianself4958
    @brianself4958 8 лет назад +152

    Just imagine one guy that's totally obsessed with the show totally obsessed.

  • @GarrettSpring
    @GarrettSpring 9 лет назад +414

    What if when they were driving and ... Kevin, just flew out the window and into a river... And went over a waterfall...

    • @ThePsychicCellPhones
      @ThePsychicCellPhones 8 лет назад +14

      I think they would grieve, then just get a new doll that looks exactly like Kevin

    • @Aly_224
      @Aly_224 8 лет назад +3

      +BellaFiore1987 Ikr I'm dying

    • @yacomytaco7393
      @yacomytaco7393 8 лет назад +12

      +Garrett Spring I would honestly pay a million dollars to see that. Like I'm not even kidding...

    • @Belvnox
      @Belvnox 8 лет назад +5

      +TheSingingGardener 1 Anyone else want to eat that doll alive? I'm so hungry for Kevin.

    • @ThePsychicCellPhones
      @ThePsychicCellPhones 8 лет назад +2

      Belvnox ಠ_ಠ

  • @gloomystar17
    @gloomystar17 5 лет назад +55

    So how would you describe your doll-son?
    He's quiet.

  • @ejp3292000
    @ejp3292000 6 лет назад +523

    Please stop associating Gorillaz with this.

    • @mr.hamborger9602
      @mr.hamborger9602 6 лет назад +25

      Satan must of been involved with this to have Gorillaz in it.

    • @mr.hamborger9602
      @mr.hamborger9602 6 лет назад +21

      He probably remade the 19-2000 video so that instead of cranking into turbo to boost over the bridge he probably just drove himself off the bridge after watching this.

    • @omarbriseno-ferreira3579
      @omarbriseno-ferreira3579 6 лет назад +2

      Yes

    • @char1ie3000
      @char1ie3000 6 лет назад +2

      Yass

    • @papajoey2928
      @papajoey2928 5 лет назад +10

      I was looking 4 this comment

  • @blueberryboi9426
    @blueberryboi9426 7 лет назад +222

    "Kevin" looks like he's in constant, unending agony

    • @ByakuganWhite
      @ByakuganWhite 7 лет назад +4

      He's a Cabbage Patch Kid. They all look like that.

    • @keybyss98
      @keybyss98 6 лет назад +2

      I'd be that way if I looked like a deflated potato, too.

  • @aramisschmidtke3142
    @aramisschmidtke3142 7 лет назад +267

    sometimes i wonder if this shit is even real

    • @nopemcnoperson5627
      @nopemcnoperson5627 6 лет назад +4

      Yeah what are the odds they're all crazy?

    • @johnojohn7544
      @johnojohn7544 6 лет назад +3

      Dude that’s what I’m thinking too is this fucking for real?

    • @slamaramabang6137
      @slamaramabang6137 6 лет назад +5

      I can confirm The ninja turtle one is real because that girl has a youtube channel

    • @einhornisaman2973
      @einhornisaman2973 6 лет назад

      "Sometimes, dead is better" Jud Crandall

    • @yossifeldman1742
      @yossifeldman1742 6 лет назад

      Yo it's on tv of course it's real

  • @havingteawiththedevil
    @havingteawiththedevil 7 лет назад +176

    “He’s got it all, and a real life sister!”
    Parents: oh Lordy.
    😂 lmfao i feel so bad for the daughter

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 6 лет назад

      what about feeling bad for kevin

  • @finnmcjeff4877
    @finnmcjeff4877 6 лет назад +274

    Almost all the songs in the background were Gorillaz, like if you noticed.

  • @alyssarasmussen1723
    @alyssarasmussen1723 5 лет назад +85

    When the favorited child is a doll.

    • @RobinDoodles
      @RobinDoodles 4 года назад +2

      Alyssa Rasmussen, I will rage if this ever happened to me.

  • @istalkfictionalcharacters5194
    @istalkfictionalcharacters5194 8 лет назад +786

    i feel bad for the daughter ;-;

    • @JV-io1qf
      @JV-io1qf 7 лет назад +17

      I LOVE SPONGEBOB BY KATIE she looks done with life lmao

    • @allysksks8897
      @allysksks8897 6 лет назад +2

      I LOVE SPONGEBOB BY KATIE same

    • @altlor
      @altlor 6 лет назад +1

      Your name and pfp lmao

    • @misspoppa1968
      @misspoppa1968 6 лет назад +1

      You got a nice profile picture. :3

    • @mexicanhomervideos6175
      @mexicanhomervideos6175 6 лет назад +1

      Love Spongebob more

  • @aztexas78
    @aztexas78 8 лет назад +112

    I wonder how is Kevin doing now that he is a teenager.

    • @followthewizard359
      @followthewizard359 8 лет назад +3

      OMG Harry Enfield reference! I love you.

    • @bowlmrbowl5503
      @bowlmrbowl5503 6 лет назад

      aztexas78 he's in never never land.

    • @shiretsu
      @shiretsu 2 года назад

      I was his math teacher sophomore year in high school and let me tell you he's a little piece of shit

    • @kathrinekathrine
      @kathrinekathrine 2 года назад

      Kevin is 39 now lol

    • @Stover54_0
      @Stover54_0 Год назад

      @@kathrinekathrine somebody doesn’t know math, if they adopted him in 1985 Kevin would be 37

  • @lovelyebonywhite4792
    @lovelyebonywhite4792 7 лет назад +52

    I'm not okay with this mainly because they favor a non-living thing over their ACTUAL LIVING HUMAN daughter
    Also becasue they used a Gorillaz song

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 7 лет назад +2

      it's perfectly normal by today's standards

    • @jeremiahcobb3908
      @jeremiahcobb3908 5 лет назад

      LovelyEbony Jim n onus yeh

  • @lime5595
    @lime5595 5 лет назад +67

    If anyone has watched "The Boy" this is it in real life.

  • @crystalzepeda2176
    @crystalzepeda2176 5 лет назад +43

    In Stephan King’s words “we are all crazy, some just show it more than others.”

  • @UravityJenna
    @UravityJenna 8 лет назад +192

    I feel so bad for the daughter of these people.

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 8 лет назад

      +Scarlett Sparks you can't feel that bad since they never abandoned her

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 8 лет назад

      ***** Well i don't see how because they gave her their heart

    • @followthewizard359
      @followthewizard359 8 лет назад +8

      +qt schartner Yeah, and then proceeded to give Kevin everything SHE had wanted!

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 7 лет назад

      but she still got kevin for a brother

    • @lil_bean3024
      @lil_bean3024 6 лет назад +2

      sharker 102s why are you backing up a doll?

  • @lucabalsa8660
    @lucabalsa8660 8 лет назад +181

    I would love to see their faces when I burn the doll

  • @Michelle70523
    @Michelle70523 8 лет назад +359

    The gorillaz music lol

    • @iggykoopaiskool
      @iggykoopaiskool 8 лет назад +3

      Ikr

    • @iralo5976
      @iralo5976 8 лет назад +3

      Michelle hell yeah

    • @iggykoopaiskool
      @iggykoopaiskool 8 лет назад +21

      Rafael Ceja who gives about the video when you got Gorillaz music in the background

    • @iralo5976
      @iralo5976 8 лет назад +3

      Heck yeah

    • @M00n_Cl0wn
      @M00n_Cl0wn 7 лет назад +1

      Michelle I was just about to say something about that X3

  • @kainbakteria
    @kainbakteria 6 лет назад +53

    Everyone focusing on the Gorillaz more than the fact that they're RAISING A PIECE OF PLASTIC

    • @anchorbubba
      @anchorbubba 4 года назад +8

      Raising him on a plastic beach

    • @RobinDoodles
      @RobinDoodles 4 года назад +1

      C_minus, ohhhhhhhhhh I get it!

    • @freakfoxvevo7915
      @freakfoxvevo7915 Год назад

      Kevin is actually a lost resident of Plastic Beach

  • @franciskandt6660
    @franciskandt6660 5 лет назад +31

    Dad: “Ok Kevin its time to go to bed”
    Kevin: “help me”

  • @Maxfilms99
    @Maxfilms99 9 лет назад +27

    What I want to know is why half the soundtrack is Gorillaz instrumentals

  • @callmeblubber5038
    @callmeblubber5038 8 лет назад +44

    I feel so bad for they're real daughter

  • @peronvey
    @peronvey 9 лет назад +176

    theres no way this is real

    • @peronvey
      @peronvey 9 лет назад

      why

    • @Lovesunshinebreath
      @Lovesunshinebreath 8 лет назад +2

      +peronvey Sadly it is

    • @SonOfMeme
      @SonOfMeme 8 лет назад +2

      +peronvey I can't even tell anymore. The irony swallows everything.

    • @vivelajonny
      @vivelajonny 8 лет назад +3

      +qt schartner no its not.

    • @Donda0508
      @Donda0508 7 лет назад +3

      At least the daughter a adult

  • @hayleyh9207
    @hayleyh9207 6 лет назад +17

    “Here comes the funny farm that’s where they’re gonna end up”😂

  • @themytwocentsshow8411
    @themytwocentsshow8411 5 лет назад +14

    Doesn’t anyone get that the couple played this up for television? This is hilarious!

  • @chumby_
    @chumby_ 7 лет назад +33

    When Kevin gets possessed and kills everyone like chucky

  • @ZombiePuppys
    @ZombiePuppys 7 лет назад +68

    Yeah that's pretty mean like loving a doll more than your daughter wow that's mean

  • @lightbulb5642
    @lightbulb5642 8 лет назад +41

    This is not an obsession, this is the strangest thing I've seen, it's a doll not a person. It's actually kind of fucked up if u think about it, 40 year old couple that treat a doll like a kid and that the fact that this couple doesn't relize it can't talk is weird. And y the hell does it have a college fund, these people need me tale help, and they need it now

    • @Emmy-pz5et
      @Emmy-pz5et 8 лет назад +20

      What's even worse is the fact that they have a real life daughter that they basically treat like utter crap.

    • @hammymcburger7363
      @hammymcburger7363 8 лет назад

      I would definitely be the one to throw that doll into a sawmill.

  • @ultraagilao4026
    @ultraagilao4026 5 лет назад +27

    They *_really_* like gorillaz songs on this show

  • @mscupcakedreamson36
    @mscupcakedreamson36 3 года назад +1

    Omgosh, I had that white cabbage patch dolls sweater. I wish I could go back to the 80s for one year.

  • @galacticcactus5530
    @galacticcactus5530 8 лет назад +68

    I know it wasn't mentioned here, but I bet there's something deeper to this couple's connection with the doll. I'm totally guessing here, but I wonder if maybe a very long time ago, the older woman had a miscarriage, and lost a baby boy? Or perhaps wanted another child, but could never have one? I don't know, there just seems like there could be a psychological reason behind such extreme treatment....

    • @cholo-guycarlose4236
      @cholo-guycarlose4236 8 лет назад +5

      Well that is scary damn

    • @bat-z3286
      @bat-z3286 8 лет назад

      god damn

    • @rlover171
      @rlover171 8 лет назад +1

      Lord Fisty Cuffs I was thinking the same thing really..

    • @thecrowoverlord2463
      @thecrowoverlord2463 8 лет назад

      that's like the fucking motive for a batman villain lol

    • @lukeskywalker1724
      @lukeskywalker1724 7 лет назад

      Ayuuk good point but I also have a theory... KEVIN IS A HUNTED TOY!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

  • @vincentmeade2534
    @vincentmeade2534 7 лет назад +60

    i wonder if he went missing would they call the police and then find out he is a doll

  • @HippyShake9
    @HippyShake9 10 лет назад +12

    "Quiet.... Easy going....Behaved...." HE'S A DOLL!!!!

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 7 лет назад

      They do have their life right but what's wrong with yours

  • @Spidernoe
    @Spidernoe 5 лет назад +20

    Imagine getting your belongings given to a goddamn cabbage patch kid. I feel sorry for the daughter

  • @jarvistoasty
    @jarvistoasty Год назад +3

    Okay but the pic of Kevin at the pumpkin patch is cute af.

  • @johng7410
    @johng7410 8 лет назад +28

    From Vice 2015 Article:
    While filming the Proseys, it became clear that they were not as insane as they appeared on television. Before traveling to Maryland for the documentary, the couple told me over the phone that they would be willing to act however we'd like them to for the piece. In previous media appearances, they explained, they'd done things to seem crazier for the cameras, at the insistence of producers-like the time they appeared on a television show pretending to have raised a Cabbage Patch Kid named Kevin as though he were an actual child (something they assured me was not actually true).

    • @skunkrotten7925
      @skunkrotten7925 8 лет назад +8

      I've cooked for these people at a small diner in Leonardtown md. They bought food for their dolls and wasted it because of course the dolls can't eat. so article or not these people are still dumb as shit

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 8 лет назад +1

      wow that sucks it was wasted and you should've have them pay double since their cpk didn't wanna eat

    • @josefinaz6834
      @josefinaz6834 2 года назад +1

      Wild that people like all the ragebaity comments and this one sits at 14 likes.

  • @itsmeagainmargaret.1899
    @itsmeagainmargaret.1899 8 лет назад +21

    2:45
    "Oh yeah! And a real life.."
    Me: don't say girlfriend. God please don't say girlfriend
    "Sister!"
    Me: oh thank God!
    Me: wait that's still messed up

  • @dorianc38
    @dorianc38 6 лет назад +51

    This is the best so much Gorillaz

  • @VaBeachBeach2971
    @VaBeachBeach2971 5 лет назад +1

    I was born in 83 I used to love my cabbage patch. I would get new one every Christmas. I liked the bald ones.

  • @christinad4432
    @christinad4432 4 года назад +5

    All the family photos with Kevin that were taken over the year’s had me lmfao!!💀😂👍🏼🤣

  • @sophian9105
    @sophian9105 8 лет назад +280

    I've always hated Cabbage Patch dolls since I was a little kid. They're ugly and creepy.

    • @chelsea-bz1nn
      @chelsea-bz1nn 6 лет назад +8

      Sophie N omg same I used to lock mine in a wardrobe with a bike chain

    • @thevaultbrotherhood6297
      @thevaultbrotherhood6297 6 лет назад +3

      Sophie N They are better than Beanie Babies or the trolls.

    • @blairjones956
      @blairjones956 6 лет назад

      Sophie N same

    • @daphnehanson7959
      @daphnehanson7959 6 лет назад

      all dolls are creepy

    • @zoey22860
      @zoey22860 6 лет назад +1

      Are used to think it was creepy also since I saw my friends collection I wanted one and also I have a limited addition ballerina Cabbage Patch kid that I got on clearance at Toys “R” Us so ha ha

  • @adar.6357
    @adar.6357 9 лет назад +29

    This is proof. There is someone for everyone.

    • @RPSteve
      @RPSteve 9 лет назад

      +qt schartner I was just wondering. Did you by any chance see the video of the CPK Riot where parents were fighting over the CPK's just to get them for their kids? If so what did you think of it?

  • @joiemanning3323
    @joiemanning3323 8 лет назад +24

    I feel bad for the daughter.. She can be my daughter from now on

  • @melindacook3785
    @melindacook3785 Месяц назад

    When they said “he is quiet, well behaved”
    I was on the floor laughing.
    Keep up ur incredible imagination. Most adults lose it but you kept it. This is amazing

  • @Hapstaluigi
    @Hapstaluigi 5 лет назад +5

    The doll is so cute!

  • @Willardsmusic
    @Willardsmusic 8 лет назад +12

    "Lookit that Spongebob, bein' all crazy"

  • @kylem1112
    @kylem1112 8 лет назад +10

    lol all the late 90s early 200s music is pretty nostalgic

  • @oiboioi6846
    @oiboioi6846 7 лет назад +23

    They said he's quiet, I WONDER WHY.

  • @tavidermy3974
    @tavidermy3974 6 лет назад +37

    *hears music* wait is that Gorillaz?

  • @37Dayzzz
    @37Dayzzz 4 года назад +7

    He's easygoing, quiet, well behaving...
    _Hm yes, this floor is made out of floor_

  • @lanelanelane
    @lanelanelane 8 лет назад +22

    The gorillaz soundtrack made this bearable

  • @LocalMultiplex
    @LocalMultiplex 10 лет назад +21

    This one is actually disturbing

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 10 лет назад

      not disturbing but cute that you just gotta love it

    • @abbymcdabby5311
      @abbymcdabby5311 10 лет назад

      Yeah really

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 10 лет назад

      not disturbing in the least bit !!!!!!! plz take time to bring them into your heart

    • @LocalMultiplex
      @LocalMultiplex 10 лет назад +2

      qt schartner they neglect their own offspring in order to care for a doll

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 10 лет назад +1

      but it's not a doll .. it's a kid even the creator of the cpk says it

  • @barltoncanks
    @barltoncanks 8 лет назад +69

    this is hard to watch

  • @Trayxxxx
    @Trayxxxx 5 лет назад +14

    "oh yeah, and a real life sister"
    Me: WAIT WHAT?!

  • @MikeFortino
    @MikeFortino Год назад +1

    I was just like these two. I had a cabbage patch kid. He was my best friend in the entire world. I did everything with him. Most of the things shown in this segment I did with him. I wouldn’t go anywhere without him. And then I turned 4.

  • @darkpittheegg3613
    @darkpittheegg3613 8 лет назад +20

    "He's easygoing. Quiet."
    YEAH NO SHIT SHERLOCK

  • @jasonrobertkeef
    @jasonrobertkeef 9 лет назад +25

    this video has made my day! lol

    • @RPSteve
      @RPSteve 9 лет назад

      qt schartner Did you ever see that Geiko commercial where a Cabbage Patch kid grows into an adult, struggles through life and switches his car insurance to Geiko? As I generally think differently of CPK's, I found that commercial quite funny!

    • @RPSteve
      @RPSteve 9 лет назад

      +qt schartner As I don't fancy the CPK's like you do still I do know all about how prominent they were back in the 80's! I know lots of random facts. But just imagine. When these Cabbage patch kids came out in the 80's, parents have actually lined up outside the department stores just waiting to get in to buy a CPK for their kids. And where there was only a limited number of them in stock, parents fought over the CPK's!

    • @alexbarragan1344
      @alexbarragan1344 9 лет назад +2

      OMG I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL !!!!

    • @looneytunes5590
      @looneytunes5590 6 лет назад

      Jay Squared I love your channel! ☺

  • @angelinasheppard3702
    @angelinasheppard3702 7 лет назад +11

    That couple that talks to the walls

  • @duckymrcorey
    @duckymrcorey 4 года назад +8

    I feel bad for Vicki. She got neglected by her parents for a god dang doll.

  • @finfin9976
    @finfin9976 4 года назад +5

    Imagine this in the Toy Story Universe, where 'Kevin' might think he's an actual human being with emotions and 'overly-attached parents'.

  • @ICanHazWaffles705
    @ICanHazWaffles705 9 лет назад +19

    This show has some bomb ass music, especially gorillaz great choice

  • @lovefitch
    @lovefitch 8 лет назад +15

    I think this is one of the more legit episodes of Totally Obsessed. These people actually own the largest Cabbage Patch Kids collection in the entire world and are pretty well known for it; Pat and Joe Prosey. Their collection is worth about $1 million.

  • @M4ximi11i0n
    @M4ximi11i0n 8 лет назад +25

    Is that Rock The House in the background? Lol.

    • @macadamianut824
      @macadamianut824 6 лет назад +6

      Maxerino and there is 19-2000 AND Clint Eastwood.

  • @dunskydouglas7243
    @dunskydouglas7243 4 года назад +1

    Their raising him very well. What a well mannered youngster, we need more parents like this in the world anyone else agree?

  • @yusrasworld
    @yusrasworld 6 лет назад +2

    I love cabbage patch kids. They are so cute and chubby.

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 6 лет назад +2

      me too everyone should have 1

    • @yusrasworld
      @yusrasworld 6 лет назад

      Yes that is very true.

  • @LeeGeo
    @LeeGeo 8 лет назад +7

    I was watching this video with some friends, and in about the middle I jokingly said "what if they actually had a kid?" and one of my friends said "That would be awful!"... then we kept watching and saw- we saw a- an actual child (sort of)

  • @sebastianmichaelis541
    @sebastianmichaelis541 10 лет назад +7

    So, they disowned their daughter for a cabbage patch kid? Correct me if I'm wrong but, that's kinda cruel.

  • @tiajoseph7309
    @tiajoseph7309 10 лет назад +40

    Now that's just all types of sad.

    • @abbymcdabby5311
      @abbymcdabby5311 10 лет назад +1

      THEY HAVE A DAUTER YET THRY OBSESS OVER A DOLL (lol spell fail)

    • @tiajoseph7309
      @tiajoseph7309 10 лет назад

      Abby Taylor i feel sorry for her. This isn't your typical sibling rivalry!

    • @abbymcdabby5311
      @abbymcdabby5311 10 лет назад +2

      Yes it's really sad that they treat her like that i mean the doll has its own dog! Yet the girl A LIVING THING GETS NOTHING... In a way it's child neglect not fully but still

    • @tiajoseph7309
      @tiajoseph7309 10 лет назад

      Abby Taylor it's a good thing the daughter is about 20 something.

    • @tiajoseph7309
      @tiajoseph7309 10 лет назад

      qt schartner Because now she is able to take care of her self and find love from others. That's not as easy to do so as a kid.

  • @callmeonyxied7018
    @callmeonyxied7018 4 года назад +5

    They literally said this doll was their favorite child. My heart hurts for their daughter

  • @Jakehawk2005
    @Jakehawk2005 5 лет назад +3

    Quit, behaved, he's a God damn doll.

  • @quinnyeomans1362
    @quinnyeomans1362 7 лет назад +43

    nice gorillaz also christ i feel bad for those folks

  • @esieries8971
    @esieries8971 6 лет назад +25

    gorillaz
    the world is spinnin toooo fast

  • @luckyhair_mike1988
    @luckyhair_mike1988 8 лет назад +7

    These people be great for horror movie

  • @Vamp-hw8yd
    @Vamp-hw8yd 4 года назад +3

    I wonder howd they react when the dolls head falls off hehe

  • @yotakbletka3185
    @yotakbletka3185 5 лет назад +18

    THREE GORILLAZ' SONGS
    YALL USED THREE GORILLAZ' SONGS AS A BACKGROUND MUSIC FOR THIS INSANITY!
    FBI IS ON ITS WAY

  • @AnnaMichele
    @AnnaMichele 7 лет назад +12

    If Kevin was alive he'd be 31...

  • @bestofmyeffortcustoms2581
    @bestofmyeffortcustoms2581 9 лет назад +28

    Oh my gosh, this is so sad. For real I'm not joking.

  • @superplushieparadise5019
    @superplushieparadise5019 7 лет назад +6

    Is that Gorillaz...
    How did you know my favourite band

  • @MJW238
    @MJW238 3 года назад +1

    That child is nearly 40 years old now.
    I wonder if he’s given them any grandchildren yet?

  • @inyia_marie9415
    @inyia_marie9415 5 лет назад +2

    This doll has a better life than most people