The pharmacist in my old neighborhood was a dead ringer for this guy. Looked like he spent a LOT of time shut away in a lab, working on his "experiments".
Narcissism, every time I see a defendant taking the stand, when they are advised it rarely ever goes well, but they think they can convince everybody, I see a huge ego. He is just confirming he is the same type of person his employees described and the reporter was unmasking.
@@kristimccoy6573 right? he reminds me of some kind of grotesque Disney supervillain =\ he even looks the part with his cartoonish never ending forehead haha =) ugh oh man he makes my effin' skin crawl.
Ironically, he’s trying to say that because he exposed alleged corruption, he was framed for murder. As if it’s not lost on the jury that he murdered German because he was exposing Telles’ corruption. The idea that he thinks he is believable in any fashion shows the extent of his narcissism. I hope the jury walks in, takes a vote, fills out the paperwork and is back in 30 minutes to show him how much they didn’t believe him.
He is just so so weird. Even the way he sitting at the beginning and the look on his face. He truly looks like the origin story of a comicbook villian.
I LOVE it when the narcissists who have been able to lie to and manipulate the people in their lives their whole lives think that that technique is TOTally going to work on a jury. SO many examples of this. SO entertaining. He is SO convinced that he can talk his way out of this, it's just wild to watch.
It’s worked before. You ever hear of Paris Bennet? His grandmother once smiled about manipulating the jury. She got off for having her husband murdered.
Applying to law school is a self selection bias system Do you know how to be slimy? Check Do you know how to be shifty and backpedaling on your words? Check Can you back stab people? Check Can you lead with a two face approach with zero authenticity ? Check Can you slash throats? Check How long have you been slashing throats? 5 years more than ten?
In court, you are suppressed. He should try and convince the jury that it would be impossible for him, through he's alibi's, and try and put doubt about the states evidence against him.
And the shoes all sliced like stew meat under the sofa…lol he must’ve been slicing away and heard wife pull up. Scattered he shoved the shoes under the sofa. LITTLE DID SHE KNOW HER BACKSEAT BANDIT WAS HIDING EVIDENCE OF A MURDER! Such an idiot. He’s many crayons short of a full box. I’ve never seen a defendant testify in “the narrative” LOLOL. And the dna under Germans nails was planted…WHAT THE ACTUAL EFF 😂 The sliced up hat in a bag in the garage haha and did you all watch the 48 hours of this case when it happened? Those poor co workers. Felt so bad for them having to put up with this narcissistic bastardized prick. Does he know what a freak he is? Hope wife filed for divorce and bailed. Can’t wait for tomorrow 🎉
@@intorainbowzOG"Hi, we're gonna need a full tray of the pigs in blankets, another one of the chicken nuggets, 2 gallons of the potato salad and let's say 5 dozen assorted donuts in here."
@@gbang444 No, Sarah Boone makes Telles look like a jovial uncle! She has got to get the all time most irritating and frustrating defendant award. She burned through EIGHT defense attorneys. Telles actually has one at least.
Narcissist. He'll have a tough time in prison, where he won't be able to control, gaslight or manipulate very many people. He lives in a world of internal self delusion. 🎉
@@francescawilliams8177 its creepy how much the typist was digging his vibe, men really need to be fathers to their daughters...this is getting out of hand
If this was me , allowed to make a speech , I’d be all “I wasn’t there, wasn’t me, not sure how I’m here, this is nuts, I have tons of proof, please I’m a loner incel, does not mean I’m capable of murder. I don’t even even eat undercooked steak for crusts sake. 😂“ 🙏🏻😩😫🥺
His poor attorneys are trying to give him signs. Heads down, shaking their heads no and he sees them but ignores them. Hell, they had to approach the bench a few times. When there was an objection, he kept talking. Did not even pause! CRINGE.
I love that he goes on these useless narratives about his job and irrelevant tangents. He is showing that his testimony only seeks validation, and isn't actually truthful.
But the goings on in that Office are what this trial is all about, basically. The corruption in that probable office. He is saying he came in to that role and saw what the staff were up to. And thr staff went to the murdered reporter to say thatbthose things (frauds, theft) were being done by Robert.
His testimony just landed him in jail. Talking ALL about himself and his accomplishments. I feel sorry for the jury having to listen to this sleep inducing banter.
I didnt kill Mr. German [ purses lips immediately after that statement/ disengages eye contact/looks down & away. ] It should be noted that after detailing how German's heart was stabbed and throat was slashed, Telles goes on to say whoever did that had training and expertise. This is his narcissistic way of giving himself props. This guy is sick
Shuh huh We do have Telles telling us in this narrative how self taught he is so I can see him "training" himself on how to make a kill! I can't decide if I'm surprised or not that he didn't call himself an autodidact I'm not surprised he was working in Air Con without qualifications...cowbpys give those guys grief for sure
It takes no training or experience to stab or garrot or slash someone. My husband is a former policeman and sheriff's deputy. He once answered a call to a home, in which he found a woman, holding a bloody knife, standing in her kitchen over the dead body of her husband. He had been stabbed and his throat had been severely cut. He had cheated on her once too many times... and she had never done anything violent in her life before that. She also had no training. She's still in the state penn., as that happened 40 years ago. Telles' claim that such work takes experience is a dodge designed to distract the jur from the fact that all it takes is sufficient motivation, such as a rage, to carry out such an act. Mr Telles is acting. He isn't this soft spoken nice man he's playing in the witness box. Listen to his former employees. Read his texts. 🎉
Tough to play an attorney and a 'nervous' victim / not a murderer" at the same time...not pulling off either one. This guy is worth studying. I've never seen anything like it.
"Light bulb!" He just exonerated himself!!!! The killer had to have combat training!! Why didn't we see this before!!! OMG! The assailant must've trained alongside Gypsie Rose! Yeah, with the Smurf Special Forces Unit!
These narcissistic killers taking the stand in their own defense is stupid enough but testifying like THIS? Just him talking about himself for an hour and a half? That’s a whole new level of delulu
The best take-away: 1. Make a Will. 2. Appoint a trusted individual to act for you. 3. Don't expect the Government, or probate real estate people to do an honest job for your family.
I know it is childish but I laughed out loud when he admitted super glueing his 2 fingers together. Sounds like a murderer having a complete panic attack.
I recognize this is besides the point, but FYI, a tip for the general public from a public speaking professor: if you’re trying to make an argument in an extended format, NEVER say, “And I’ll get into that later,” which he says c. 90000 times. When you say that, you essentially remove ANY sense of curiosity you might have been able to raise in your listener. If you’re doing a good job telling a story, your listener is engaged by their natural curiosity, and their curiosity makes them slightly uncomfortable and therefore energized. Saying, “I’ll get into that later,” makes them sit back and lose energy, both for the current sub-topic, and for the orator in general.
Well, I was interested in hearing him give his version of events or explain why the evidence was faulty or why he is innocent. Instead, he told me his whole life story. Computer store, I.T., maintenance, HVAC, Law School... wow I am so engaged. 🙄
He should have started with “what happened to German was awful”… but he instead choices to start with “me me me me me!”. Note to narcissists- you are no longer a mystery to 95 percent of the population, your time hustling is running short. We are on to you!
I absolutely agree. There can always be the exception, but it’s very, very rare. That said, this rambling narrative seems even more insane to me. It could leave one open to an excruciating cross examination, but I suspect his attorney knows he is guilty and cannot elicit untruthful testimony and he has insisted on exercising his right to testify.
When you know you’re cooked you usually testify. If your defense has no evidence to make it believable, they hope their story will fill in the lack of an actual defense. See Charlie Adelson.
When you know you’re cooked you usually testify. If your defense has no evidence to make it believable, they hope their story will fill in the lack of an actual defense. See Charlie Adelson.
He is trying to tell us he was not treated right when arrested for a murder? That you committed? DNA was under his fingernails like how do u explain that?
I don't know anyone else but I would show alot of imotion if I know I am accused of a crime that I didn't commit; the calmness of this man shows me he accepted his faith. In my opinion anyone who is convicted wrongfully would repeat millions of time: I DID NOT KILL THAT MAN". "FIND THE KILLER, HE IS OUT THERE!". He can't even say loudly that he didn't kill the man.
Testimony by narrative. It happens sometimes-usually when the defense attorney thinks their client is going to lie on the stand and their client doesn’t heed their advice to not testify 😂
He's not a witness, he is the Accused, fighting for his life and liberty, against the charge of Murder, which allows him to do this crap. Smart lawyer, Varsity Loser defendant. 😊
I can't wait to see the look on his face when he's found guilty and sentenced. I think he believes he has a chance of convincing the jury that he was set up.. Pretty funny really...
He is so stupid for taking the stand.😂😂😂😂😂😂
Absolutely zero benefit in him telling his story, it’s all on camera.
Exactly
He wants to have the last word….Gollum..
Yeah, stupid like a fox. Or something like that.
He’s a narcissist. He cannot help it.
This guy oozes used car salesman meets serial killer.
Seriously! He's straight out of a horror movie.
😂good one!!
Or politician......
The pharmacist in my old neighborhood was a dead ringer for this guy. Looked like he spent a LOT of time shut away in a lab, working on his "experiments".
He’s a politician! 😂
He kind of seems narciss-sissy. 😅
Not much ...just a tad 😂
That’s the understatement of the day!
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He needs to start thinking about how he can avoid a sore bottom from Big Hairy Larry ,,,, His future husband,,,
Great description!
THIS is what Zero Self Awareness looks like.
Narcissism, every time I see a defendant taking the stand, when they are advised it rarely ever goes well, but they think they can convince everybody, I see a huge ego. He is just confirming he is the same type of person his employees described and the reporter was unmasking.
My husband is like that no filter
@@Alisa-kz7wd Lol. It goes way beyond that.
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Do you think he’s guilty or not guilty? I’m edging on side of innocent
He has no idea how creepy he is.
I watch so many trials. This defendant gave me nightmares the first two nights of the trial. I almost quit watching.
Yeah he’s slimey
@@kristimccoy6573 right? he reminds me of some kind of grotesque Disney supervillain =\ he even looks the part with his cartoonish never ending forehead haha =) ugh oh man he makes my effin' skin crawl.
@@kristimccoy6573I'm not sure I can keep watching... was it even worth while? I see court tv has a recap
Star Trek ears
Imagine stepping outside and this little goul comes at you with a knife!!
Yes, I said Uncle Fester but you're right on GHOUL.😮😮
Terrifying
I know! So sad that his face was the last thing poor German saw😢
Wearing a goofy sombrero to boot. 😂
Absolutely terrifying thought.
He acts like he is being interviewed for a job or he’s at an office meeting.… what a 🤡 and what a narcissist creep. Prayers to Mr. German’s family!
This is one of the cringiest things I’ve ever seen in my life.
basically jury abuse
This & when Amber Heard took the stand. So very cringey.
This is one of the weirdest things I have ever seen.@@jamiemiesler322
imagine being on the jury and no option to fast forward 😭😭😭😭
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I know. That's why I went to the comments. He's insufferable.
Yeah we’re the lucky ones cause I couldn’t listen to him all the way through 😭😭😭
I was thinking that while I was fast forwarding. The 8th time. 😂
So ,his car,his shoes,his hat, his phone, his itinerary, but not him who murdered the victim?!
And let’s not forget! They got him to cut his own finger. They thought of everything……🙄
And put his DNA under the victim's fingernails.. also what is the motive for the police framing him?? I guess he just thinks he's THAT important 🙄
@@jennehdamm2496All narcissists do! They think they know more than everyone else and hates anyone who thinks otherwise!
You forgot his DNA under German‘s fingernails 😉
@@hopelesslyinquisitive9839🤣🤣
Talk about everything BUT the crime maybe they'll forget this is a trial and leave me alone
LMFAO 😂
Ironically, he’s trying to say that because he exposed alleged corruption, he was framed for murder. As if it’s not lost on the jury that he murdered German because he was exposing Telles’ corruption. The idea that he thinks he is believable in any fashion shows the extent of his narcissism. I hope the jury walks in, takes a vote, fills out the paperwork and is back in 30 minutes to show him how much they didn’t believe him.
This whole thing is him saying “ look at poor Lil me, feel sorry for me”.
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My God, does he really think the jury is not falling asleep? This guy is as guilty as sure as the sun rises in the east.
I'm 40 mins into his testimony and all I want to cry is objection relevance ?!
@@ademarbenitezaranjo8299all Mexicans are guilty
Does it rise in the east when you’re on the east though😮
Yeah apparently they were looking up at the ceiling 😂
But, it sets in the west.
He is just so so weird. Even the way he sitting at the beginning and the look on his face. He truly looks like the origin story of a comicbook villian.
His rigid body language, movements and posture is very strange and "stuffy."
Like one side of his body is shorter than the other. Head to toe
Omg - 'origin story of a comicbook villain' is the perfect description! Nailed it
He looks better than in the beginning, he looked like a kid watching a horror movie
Lex Luther from the comics. His twin!
It’s like he’s under the impression he’s on trial for his time in office.🤦♂️
😂😂 this!!! Best comment, so accurate.
I LOVE it when the narcissists who have been able to lie to and manipulate the people in their lives their whole lives think that that technique is TOTally going to work on a jury. SO many examples of this. SO entertaining. He is SO convinced that he can talk his way out of this, it's just wild to watch.
Exactly right! And that's how we keep getting to watch them take the stand and destroy any chance their lawyers could worked out for them.
Well now they‘re running around the country begging for your votes..
It’s worked before. You ever hear of Paris Bennet? His grandmother once smiled about manipulating the jury. She got off for having her husband murdered.
Like Murdaugh. They don't think that they can ever not talk their way out.
I’d say probably at least 50% of the true crime that I watch, involves a narcissist
He loves talking about himself. You’re not likable, SIR🎻 🥱
He doesnt need to be likable
i don't think that he will be able to see your comment.
@@K.Mar.is it your first day on earth? It absolutely matters, it goes to credibility.
@@BanditBandito-db8tp 🤡
@@BanditBandito-db8tp. Oh, oh, oh! You’re so smart! Feel better now?
He's not guilty, he says he's not trained to slit anyone's throat or stab anyone in the heart. 😅😂. This guy's an attorney 🤡
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Applying to law school is a self selection bias system
Do you know how to be slimy? Check
Do you know how to be shifty and backpedaling on your words? Check
Can you back stab people? Check
Can you lead with a two face approach with zero authenticity ? Check
Can you slash throats? Check
How long have you been slashing throats? 5 years more than ten?
LMAO 😂😂😂
He knows probate law.
😂
I bet his daughter is sitting somewhere thinking, "that jackass has never made me a school lunch in my life"
Poor kids for sure saw his mugshot by now. They know the truth about him
Finger fried rice - courtesy of Google and murder daddy
Unfortunately he is delusional, he's coming across as evasive and rambling. Guilty
In court, you are suppressed. He should try and convince the jury that it would be impossible for him, through he's alibi's, and try and put doubt about the states evidence against him.
And egotistical and arrogant and a bit unhinged. He exudes guilt. A narrative by a defendant seems like the worst possible approach for defense.
Also, grey is not his best color. Lawdy.
@@blondiejones7656hahaha about the grey.... Oh my, what a trainwreck of a human being.
Lol you already made up your mind before he opened his mouth
How will this country function without Mr. Telles leading the charge as a City Supervisor
PULBLIC ADMINSTRATOR, THEY HANDLE ALL THE PROBATE CASES IN CLARK COUNTY YOU PEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Very well I would imagine
@@mikek6115 i haven't seen the word peon in a while, thank you
@mikek6115 it's called...... SARCASMMMMM
Ha! I'm 87! Sorry....inside joke.
"My client needs to testify in the narrative" means the attorney knows he is lying and can't ethically participate by asking questions.
I think that's exactly why Sarah Boone couldn't work with any attorney. She wanted them to lie for her and they refused to do so.
Yup. They aren't going to suborn perjury
Yeah, he kinda looks like Uncle Fester.
He should've sat this one out
The redirect is going to be facinating.
And the shoes all sliced like stew meat under the sofa…lol he must’ve been slicing away and heard wife pull up. Scattered he shoved the shoes under the sofa. LITTLE DID SHE KNOW HER BACKSEAT BANDIT WAS HIDING EVIDENCE OF A MURDER! Such an idiot. He’s many crayons short of a full box. I’ve never seen a defendant testify in “the narrative” LOLOL.
And the dna under Germans nails was planted…WHAT THE ACTUAL EFF 😂 The sliced up hat in a bag in the garage haha and did you all watch the 48 hours of this case when it happened? Those poor co workers. Felt so bad for them having to put up with this narcissistic bastardized prick. Does he know what a freak he is? Hope wife filed for divorce and bailed. Can’t wait for tomorrow 🎉
His disguise was straight out of Scooby Doo...😊
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And he would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you medling kids!
Zoinks!! 😂
@@ilikemitchhedberg😅😅😅😅
I live when a narc takes the stand in their own defense because they're the smartest person in the room. I can't wait for the guilty verdict.
Maybe a sociopath too.
I watched the Nancy Brophy trial repeatedly for this exact reason!
Telles is going to "tell us" he's innocent.
He won't show us!
His cross is going to be epic!
Someone at Compass did it. Had to be the case!!
I see what you did there 😊
@jerome01949 me too! I caught the "tell us" part of Telles... 😆 🤣
I hope he enjoys this attention. When the jury comes back in an hour with guilty verdicts he's going to be locked away and forgotten.
An hour? I give it less…lol. He is a train wreck.
@@insilence6156 maybe the jury wants a catered lunch first. I don't begrudge them a free meal for having to sit through this.
His just a little sissy.
@@intorainbowzOG"Hi, we're gonna need a full tray of the pigs in blankets, another one of the chicken nuggets, 2 gallons of the potato salad and let's say 5 dozen assorted donuts in here."
Well said!
He comes across as one of the most annoying people I’ve ever seen
@@gbang444 No, Sarah Boone makes Telles look like a jovial uncle! She has got to get the all time most irritating and frustrating defendant award. She burned through EIGHT defense attorneys. Telles actually has one at least.
I'm surprised I don't hear audible groans from the jury every time he says "we'll get into that later" 😂😂😂
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He is deeply convinced that he is smarter than everyone else in the courtroom.
the jury deliberated and found him guilty and he’s still talking
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Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to you 😅
10/10 Billy Madison reference 😂
I just KNEW this raging narcissist couldn't stay off the stand!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I have a feeling this will be the same scenario in the prison! Some prisoner will not be able to keep from assaulting this f’n clown
Loves hearing himself speak.
When ugly meets guilty
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racist
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Lollllllll. He is rather unfortunate looking
Narcissist. He'll have a tough time in prison, where he won't be able to control, gaslight or manipulate very many people. He lives in a world of internal self delusion. 🎉
Notice how he sits in his chair to the jury? Like he's giving them a fireplace chat friends to friends
Yup! There’s a reason he chose to do his direct exam as a narrative instead of his lawyer questioning him. Can’t wait for the cross examination
Like a serial killer to his captives...😱
Looks like a small tortured man.
He’s trying so hard to be compliant. He could NEVER kill anyone.
😂
Meanwhile you know there's a psycho brewing in there
@@LaLaLonnaexactly! Brewing is the right word😂
If anyone is having trouble falling asleep and nights this is your guy.....
I’m putting in my sleep folder
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Yeah right, that's a one way ticket to creepy nightmare land!
I don't want this man anywhere near my dreams
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Right now 😂
OMG those poor jurors! I’m out of here😒
How long could you stand it?
By the 4:45 point I was done. Nope. Even his posture is unlikable. Doesn’t make him guilty but damn.
@@francescawilliams8177 its creepy how much the typist was digging his vibe, men really need to be fathers to their daughters...this is getting out of hand
If this was me , allowed to make a speech , I’d be all “I wasn’t there, wasn’t me, not sure how I’m here, this is nuts, I have tons of proof, please I’m a loner incel, does not mean I’m capable of murder. I don’t even even eat undercooked steak for crusts sake. 😂“ 🙏🏻😩😫🥺
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His poor attorneys are trying to give him signs. Heads down, shaking their heads no and he sees them but ignores them. Hell, they had to approach the bench a few times. When there was an objection, he kept talking. Did not even pause! CRINGE.
Oh boy, I feel like a kid on Christmas! He actually testified.....what a treat!
A true narcissist at heart!
I might bookmark this video along with Sarah Boone for my birthday...
This guy is so delusional it’s actually scary
Can you imagine his explination to his wife about his affair. You STILL talkin.
This made me laugh thanks
Yeh LOLs😂
bahaha omg I just spat my drink out!! lol
I’m surprised he had a wife let alone an affair partner, are they deaf and blind?
@susiefoxy8130 I think the affair partner is just the type who likes to sleep with the boss but Idk why he has a wife.
Never was that old saying of a lawyer representing himself having a fool for a client, more true.
He’s grasping at straws!! What a waste of the Courts time!! 🙄
The cops stopped me with guns drawn and said i would be released lol
But they didn't pinky swear.
@@damiondmoore😂😂
I know....he like, " they lied to me, so you HAVE to set me free"
I had a Swat team raid my house and aim guns at me before and I got booked and released so to be fair it is possible lol
After seeing about a minute of this, I know for sure he’s guilty.
I love that he goes on these useless narratives about his job and irrelevant tangents. He is showing that his testimony only seeks validation, and isn't actually truthful.
But the goings on in that Office are what this trial is all about, basically.
The corruption in that probable office.
He is saying he came in to that role and saw what the staff were up to.
And thr staff went to the murdered reporter to say thatbthose things (frauds, theft) were being done by Robert.
His testimony just landed him in jail. Talking ALL about himself and his accomplishments. I feel sorry for the jury having to listen to this sleep inducing banter.
He put his grandfather's suit on and bought a tie from Dollar General. He needs a wig.
He couldn't even tie it right.
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You've got it perfect. Loved your comment. I'm still laughing. Thanks
I didnt kill Mr. German [ purses lips immediately after that statement/ disengages eye contact/looks down & away. ]
It should be noted that after detailing how German's heart was stabbed and throat was slashed, Telles goes on to say whoever did that had training and expertise. This is his narcissistic way of giving himself props.
This guy is sick
Shuh huh
We do have Telles telling us in this narrative how self taught he is so I can see him "training" himself on how to make a kill!
I can't decide if I'm surprised or not that he didn't call himself an autodidact
I'm not surprised he was working in Air Con without qualifications...cowbpys give those guys grief for sure
hahaha
Excellent observation
It takes no training or experience to stab or garrot or slash someone.
My husband is a former policeman and sheriff's deputy. He once answered a call to a home, in which he found a woman, holding a bloody knife, standing in her kitchen over the dead body of her husband. He had been stabbed and his throat had been severely cut. He had cheated on her once too many times... and she had never done anything violent in her life before that. She also had no training. She's still in the state penn., as that happened 40 years ago.
Telles' claim that such work takes experience is a dodge designed to distract the jur from the fact that all it takes is sufficient motivation, such as a rage, to carry out such an act.
Mr Telles is acting. He isn't this soft spoken nice man he's playing in the witness box. Listen to his former employees. Read his texts. 🎉
Yes exactly what I thought immediately
Tough to play an attorney and a 'nervous' victim / not a murderer" at the same time...not pulling off either one. This guy is worth studying. I've never seen anything like it.
He told the jury thankyou for being here lol 😆 😂 🤣
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The jury had to be there.
Robert Telles's narration was diabolical.
Nothing made sense.
He did not understand the assignment this is not a real estate law lecture, sir
He's more concerned that people think he was crappy at his job, than that he's a cold blooded killer.
Narcissistic Babyman. Please lock him up for life.
Yes! at certain times he looks like a first grader who just got in trouble. It’s very strange.
Yeah, and maybe also a bit of Mini-Me from Austin Powers.
😂😂😂😂 that’s great
Somebody had an affair with this guy.
He convinced someone to marry him and a co-worker to craw in a backseat with him...he clearly believes he can convince everyone of anything
Is this a testimony or a job interview??? Im confused asf 😂😂😂
Oh that was TORTURE !!!!!! He is like a character from The Office 🙈
So, he’s the good guy. Got it.
"Light bulb!" He just exonerated himself!!!! The killer had to have combat training!! Why didn't we see this before!!! OMG! The assailant must've trained alongside Gypsie Rose! Yeah, with the Smurf Special Forces Unit!
Don't forget Homer Simpson, lol. Kinda looks like him
@@patferguson9377 color him yellow and really darken that unibrow and taadaa** minion!
Lmaooo
These narcissistic killers taking the stand in their own defense is stupid enough but testifying like THIS? Just him talking about himself for an hour and a half? That’s a whole new level of delulu
Somebody said Uncle Fester now I can’t unsee it 😂😂😂😂😂😂
He's so guilty that he might as well say that he's guilty and give an explanation an sincere apology and hope that he gets out one day🤷🏽♂️
The jurors ears must be bleeding 👂🩸 🙉
I was wondering if they might be sleeping
They are def crying on the inside.
@@LaLaLonnahahaha right? that's exactly how I feel.
The best take-away: 1. Make a Will. 2. Appoint a trusted individual to act for you. 3. Don't expect the Government, or probate real estate people to do an honest job for your family.
4. Exercise your right to remain silent.
Don't murder ppl....u forgot that one
Don't steal people's kitchens.
@@timgallagher9229 meh
if your ever wondering what his ethnicity is, its hard boiled egg.
I feel REALLY bad for the person transcribing this bs.
The transcriber certainly earned her money.
The Darrell Brooks trial must have been difficult for transcriber. He spoke in gang talk.
Said "you know" 976x in this testimony. Guilty, of filler abuse.
Bro look like a powder donut 😂😂
I just spit out my water 😂
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Wait if you change it to powdered donut hole I 💯 see it either way you’re a comedian
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I'm never going to look at powdered donuts the same!! 😂😂😂
Enjoy life in prison pal. I’ll say the jury comes back with a guilty verdict in 1 hour
You'd think he'd want to get to the point as far as proving his innocence goes. But blathers on about his boring office job.
He looks like Uncle Fester from the Adam’s Family 🤭
Can't get past the knot on that tie....
Very funny comment amongst a great many negative ones that are well placed. Laughing here....thanks😋🥰
“I would not be washing my 3 vehicles with a serious finger injury” emphasis on the 3.
I know it is childish but I laughed out loud when he admitted super glueing his 2 fingers together. Sounds like a murderer having a complete panic attack.
I'm 35 mins in and I don't think I can handle this anymore. So cringy. Gonna have to wait for highlights on this one!
22 in - thanks for the heads up - gonna follow that lead - need my brain cells peace out!
Me too... I'm out! 😂😂😂
congratulations if u made it past 20 min you are a stronger individual than myself
"allow him to testify by narrative" Translation "we're going to give him a shovel & let him dig his own grave"
😂😂😂 setting up his being framed with no evidence
Whoever set him up sure got a wholeeeee lotttaa evidence LOL even borrowed his car and dna and the exact outfit can u believe that? 😂
@@Shynestarlight2013he was washing his car and there's no way he would have done that with his finger cut that bad😅
I recognize this is besides the point, but FYI, a tip for the general public from a public speaking professor: if you’re trying to make an argument in an extended format, NEVER say, “And I’ll get into that later,” which he says c. 90000 times.
When you say that, you essentially remove ANY sense of curiosity you might have been able to raise in your listener. If you’re doing a good job telling a story, your listener is engaged by their natural curiosity, and their curiosity makes them slightly uncomfortable and therefore energized. Saying, “I’ll get into that later,” makes them sit back and lose energy, both for the current sub-topic, and for the orator in general.
Well, I was interested in hearing him give his version of events or explain why the evidence was faulty or why he is innocent. Instead, he told me his whole life story. Computer store, I.T., maintenance, HVAC, Law School... wow I am so engaged. 🙄
I liked that comment - it had value. 👍.
Very good advice. I'll remember that. Thanks.
I wish that Robert could have access to this comment section. Also: How could any women choose this person to have an affair with 🤮
Omg this is so worth watching to the end the last few minutes are glorious. How did this guy even survive into adulthood!
Why is he allowed to ramble on about things that have nothing to do with why he's in court? Am I missing something??
I was wondering the same thing.
Don’t tell me how much u love your wife after viewing your car shenanigans
And he flew over the fact that he got married and had a daughter before he found his current wife.
She only got with him cause she wanted to keep her job
😂he’s married.. to a woman? I could only listen to a minute of him without falling asleep
He talks to the jury like they’re stupid. No like-y
He caved himself in for prison
Lol his attorney can’t question him because he doesn’t want to be in trouble by the ethics board 😂
He should have started with “what happened to German was awful”… but he instead choices to start with “me me me me me!”.
Note to narcissists- you are no longer a mystery to 95 percent of the population, your time hustling is running short. We are on to you!
One should never testify when u r on a murder charge
I absolutely agree. There can always be the exception, but it’s very, very rare. That said, this rambling narrative seems even more insane to me. It could leave one open to an excruciating cross examination, but I suspect his attorney knows he is guilty and cannot elicit untruthful testimony and he has insisted on exercising his right to testify.
And yet we see it time and again.
This personality type just cannot seem to avoid the opportunity to be the center of attention.
When you know you’re cooked you usually testify. If your defense has no evidence to make it believable, they hope their story will fill in the lack of an actual defense. See Charlie Adelson.
When you know you’re cooked you usually testify. If your defense has no evidence to make it believable, they hope their story will fill in the lack of an actual defense. See Charlie Adelson.
Only a narcissist would think their minor dispute is so important that somebody would “frame” them.
It's 2am in Europe and this knob is sending me to sleep. 😂
He is trying to tell us he was not treated right when arrested for a murder? That you committed? DNA was under his fingernails like how do u explain that?
I don't know anyone else but I would show alot of imotion if I know I am accused of a crime that I didn't commit; the calmness of this man shows me he accepted his faith. In my opinion anyone who is convicted wrongfully would repeat millions of time: I DID NOT KILL THAT MAN". "FIND THE KILLER, HE IS OUT THERE!". He can't even say loudly that he didn't kill the man.
"I didn't kill Mr. German" immediately sucks in his lips... thats body language lying 101!
I thought a trial was about the facts, not opinions.
Is he medicated - if he is he shouldnt be, if he isn't he should be. He has no idea how disturbing he is. He thought this was a job interview
Quintessential politician. Liar, despicable, deceitful and full of hate.
I've never seen any witness being allowed to speak directly to the jury. What is up with that?
Testimony by narrative. It happens sometimes-usually when the defense attorney thinks their client is going to lie on the stand and their client doesn’t heed their advice to not testify 😂
He's not a witness, he is the Accused, fighting for his life and liberty, against the charge of Murder, which allows him to do this crap. Smart lawyer, Varsity Loser defendant. 😊
I wonder if he kisses his reflection in the mirror in his cell each night before he goes to bed? He's a top tier narcissist.
Really… Robert was it worth ending someone’s life - now you lose yours
I can't wait to see the look on his face when he's found guilty and sentenced.
I think he believes he has a chance of convincing the jury that he was set up..
Pretty funny really...
Can you just imagine working for that bastard?
It must be exhausting to be him