His last intrusive thought-"I always fantasized what it would look like if i could bust on her face.........................i'd do this again....🫠...." **music cues up-Celine Dion: My heart will go on performed on the flute**
Talk about foreshadowing as Einar showed he had no metaphorical balls by using one of his followers as a human shield. Lagertha merely made it official.
@@stevenrobert8567 Idk if ruled was the right word. In ancient times it was usually used for criminals and occasionally traitors. Often as a form of interrogation. But of course this was before ppl realized that torture used to illicit a confession was useless.
romans had slaves, romans sacrificed for their gods, they had multiple gods, they were notorious for their barbaric ways of executing their enemies and they went onto campaigns in different countries for slaves and gold. Sounds to me like they were just like the vikings, only more organized and effective
@@zikkimeister215rome was the light, the rest of the world was a dark savage place, were the romans violent and barbaric too? Yes to a degree but not nearly like these savages, and I like viking culture, its cool and all, but it has no place in the world, and the dude is right, when you dont have dudes like Rome to keep the animals in check, they run wild
Best time to (ahem) get hold of a foe. Helpless, incapacitated, Utterly at your mercy. You can be merciful🙄 Or you can make an example & show why going against you is a TERRIBLE idea😈 May ALL our foes know such an end. She was kinder than I'd have been😶🤣
@@carpediem5232A human that is unconcious or deceased is dead weight. There is no way it would have been that effortless for her. Unless her leg built like the Hulks dick...that is another story
@@BastiatC No but they get more unstable as their legs and arms cant hold them up any more. If you try to push a healthy person over while they are on all fours that will be rather difficult. A dying person however who is crawling with their limbs loosing strength, will be easer to kick over.
It would have been a sweet ending if he could choke out the last words: "You....y-y-you....can.....keep it......." **my heart will go on starts to play in the background at a low soft volume**
Yes, because of the amount of blood vessels in the male genitalia. Just look how the blood goes even to Lagertha’s face, her front dress should had been turn red, and her hands soaked in blood.
This scene is where Lagertha demonstrates that she's not your typical woman with whom to fuck. I mean, in a way that being battle-hardened alone cannot replicate? How else are you going to make a likely forever lasting impression on Viking men in such a quick and symbolic way, who respect their shield maidens, but never in the same way as their male counterparts
@@StopReadingMyNameOrElse Well - there you have it. You dont know my family tree. I do. All the way back to 900. And - if you combine Saxo with that family tree - then Ladgerd was one of my ancestors.
None of these people are real, they are fictionalized characters, based on fables and fantasy made about real people This is as based in reality as blair witch
@@rtx3060in For the record I’m not one of the jealous ones, although I like Lagertha as much as the next guy! That said I’d rather not describe the kind of person who’d want to take Einar’s place in this scene, lest I come off as knowing a little too much for someone who isn’t jealous of him.
I think she took a little bit off everything from him.Lagartha wanted the entire gourmet meal not just the sallad all off it she wasn’t satisfied with just one or two olivs she wanted the entire banana to herself
I always thought she cuts off the hole package. Weird he doesn't use his arms anymore, neither to pull out the arrow or to hold back Lagertha. He let it happen.
Stoooopid and senseless - anyone suffering that fate would buckle and hang his entire weight on the weapon - probably pulling it out - no way he'd remain upright...
Some people get what's coming to them, some don't. Watching this, two brutal exes and a former stalker come to mind... where's a Lagertha when you need one?
Guy was already dying. She didn't have to add insult to injury, especially considering that she's the one who screwed over Einar from the beginning. Einar killed the Earl for her and she screwed him out of his position. Sure, he's weak, pathetic, useless and power hungry, but maybe this death would've sufficed. She didn't have to freaking geld him.
Any person with balls would feel uncomfortable watching this scene.
Yeah, fukin hell
Mine tingled real bad
i was watching with me doggo and he has abandoned me now..
Mine bloody just blooped
Nah, he deserved it
If I was Kalf, I be scared after Lagertha took down Einar's trouser's.
No no I will always love you I just think we should see other people.
trousers
Hell hath no more fury than a woman scorned. MGTOW NOW!
It's my understanding that having one's balls cut off doesn't seem so bad if you already have an arrow through your throat.
It won't stop you feeling it though
Your a balls half full guy aren't you.
He definitely noticed it was worse.
Yes,. Once the arrows in, the balls coming out is like okie kokie
He finished on her face, what a lad.
Успел перед смертью...🤭
His last intrusive thought-"I always fantasized what it would look like if i could bust on her face.........................i'd do this again....🫠...."
**music cues up-Celine Dion: My heart will go on performed on the flute**
left her looking like a painters radio. Legend.
Lmao 😂😂😂😂
HEEYOOOOOO!!!
…and I thought her stabbing Earl Sigvard in the eye was brutal.
Cutting off Einars balls with his own knife shows class.
what a stupid comment to make lol
Kalf: Dear Diary...today I saw Lagertha upset. I need a new pair of pants...
Cuz she took yours
Not anymore, he doesn't.
The forerunner of the Bobbit incident!
A Viking woman doesnt buy a pair of ear rings. She just takes herself a pair!
I was you hundred like!
Dangling Earings 😂
Historical Vikings would probably be offended by this.
Well, i would have been a high value lad......im ALLL balls!
In reality they were fat and stayed in camp the entire time.
There was no badass Viking female warriors like these dumb shows portray.
Talk about foreshadowing as Einar showed he had no metaphorical balls by using one of his followers as a human shield. Lagertha merely made it official.
I think Lagertha had actually told Einar outright that he has just enough courage to kill a dying man, but that's about it.
This show didn't even try to keep a resemblance of realism. That crossbow reload speed without effort at all is hilarious.
Vikings were Bad Ass. Stronger than mere mortals like you.
@@user-zy8nj6xi2z I'ts a tv show, a progrum
That was a large armed crowd of people who opposed Lagertha too. They could have easily rushed the archers and overwhelmed them
It’s two guys with two crossbows a piece. One shoots while the other reloads. That’s how it was done efficiently
Crossbows??? Why not semi-automatic rifles???
The sound of his nads hitting the ground near the end. omg.
Damn those vikings shooting instructors must have been time traveling stormtroopers. 😂
@FatesKarma Well to be fair the ppl were running around. Which is normal. It is much harder to hit a moving target.
no cross bows at that time
@@stevenrobert8567 Idk if the technology reached Europe just yet. But crossbows were present in Asia. They were a much simpler design though.
@@stevengreen9536 I thought they looked a little too advanced but torture seemed to rule the world back then.
@@stevenrobert8567 Idk if ruled was the right word. In ancient times it was usually used for criminals and occasionally traitors. Often as a form of interrogation. But of course this was before ppl realized that torture used to illicit a confession was useless.
The way they reload those crossbows is phenomenal
At regular crossbow draw weights from 180lbs to 450lbs, to reload that fast would be an unbelievable feat.
I give a point to game of thrones for this
Unrealistic. No way can they do that unless the limbs are very weak. In this case, it would not be powerful enough to kill those people.
They fired those crossbows faster than longbows !
They look like a take on the Skåne crossbow, about 55 lbs draw.
Lagertha is savage!
even the gods could't look
No she is weak
@Poonam Sandhu bro its a tv show its really not her job to act like someone you’d find attractive
not savage, .. wise. people respect what they fear. respect is better than love. she set an example.
from i read and heard of the real one. She was one of the Best Shield Maidens the vikings had.
"Balls!" said the queen. "If I had two I'd be king."
I could feel his pain
Me too but it was really a good scene
You have no idea
@@omarsamir1461 Its effing stupid.
Good
men like to exaggerate the pain, it's not that painful
This is what happens when you don't have Roman's anymore to slaughter these animals .
lol 2 funny
romans had slaves, romans sacrificed for their gods, they had multiple gods, they were notorious for their barbaric ways of executing their enemies and they went onto campaigns in different countries for slaves and gold. Sounds to me like they were just like the vikings, only more organized and effective
@@zikkimeister215rome was the light, the rest of the world was a dark savage place, were the romans violent and barbaric too? Yes to a degree but not nearly like these savages, and I like viking culture, its cool and all, but it has no place in the world, and the dude is right, when you dont have dudes like Rome to keep the animals in check, they run wild
Pet owners: “Why are you guys always so scared of the vet?”
The vet: 2:46
Season 4 has so many iconic scenes, my favorite season
She becomes really brave when he's not able to defend himself anymore.
Best time to (ahem) get hold of a foe. Helpless, incapacitated, Utterly at your mercy. You can be merciful🙄 Or you can make an example & show why going against you is a TERRIBLE idea😈 May ALL our foes know such an end. She was kinder than I'd have been😶🤣
Talk about a terrible last experience while dying
But who wouldn't want their balls in a woman hands when he dying...oh wait she cutting them...he had use for them anymore...Im being scaristic
just one last grunt
Looks like meat is back on the menu, boys!!
😂😂😂
@Joe a cannibal in Germany felt different about that LOL!!!
@@amarieoflothlorien Armin Meiwes
One of the best shows ever on television.
The way she effortlessly kicks that one guy out of her way😂
He kicks a dying man over, why would that require much effort?
@@carpediem5232A human that is unconcious or deceased is dead weight. There is no way it would have been that effortless for her. Unless her leg built like the Hulks dick...that is another story
@@carpediem5232 people don't get any lighter when they die.
@@BastiatC No but they get more unstable as their legs and arms cant hold them up any more. If you try to push a healthy person over while they are on all fours that will be rather difficult. A dying person however who is crawling with their limbs loosing strength, will be easer to kick over.
2:57 "That girl's my World" 😍
And every man flinched
Kalf thinking: Ooohhh shit I better not piss her off.
Too late!! Watch what she does to him next
The first Karen
lol
lol, thats good.
But, no. Lagertha was quite rational and reasonable.
I was waiting for a lion king moment. You know, with the bawls.
That is one of the most romantic things I’ve ever seen.
She's so proud of herself.
Every man's dream, to know they truly pleased her.
It would have been a sweet ending if he could choke out the last words: "You....y-y-you....can.....keep it......."
**my heart will go on starts to play in the background at a low soft volume**
@@chivo850 🤣🤣🤣
valentine's day Viking style??
I think she took all his fishing tackle, not just the balls.
Yeah, might as well do a complete job.
I agree. Why not take all of it?
I don't know the context, but this scene is pure empowering psychopathy.
Precisely because you do not know the context, you confuse it with pure psychopathy.
@@cosmodradekc'est quoi le contexte j'ai pas vu la série ?
@@lecacadu3274 no idea
At least he got a half of a HJ before dyin
What the fuck
Yeah before he heard the sound of his balls bouncing on the ground.
But it didn’t sound like they actually bounced.
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heavy pair
@@YaYa-ke1zr Nope. A rather disorganized and quiet slap on the ground.
2:52 And at that instant, Lagertha turned Einar into Dylan Mulvaney.
😁
Dylan still has his equipment.
I’ll skip the meatballs next time I shop in IKEA
Einar the Ballness
The sound of it! 😬
The recoil on those crossbows is intense lol.
Yep she’s a keeper! ❤
What a ball buster lol
Poor guy man😨
She is acting like she achieved something impossible.. Girl he was already half dead those balls were no use to him
nah if you look at the month this was uploaded
Dude looking like Kurt Russell in Tombstone.
She just castrated a dying man. The lost of blood from his groin must have killed him even faster? I going rewatch it again and again.
Yes, because of the amount of blood vessels in the male genitalia. Just look how the blood goes even to Lagertha’s face, her front dress should had been turn red, and her hands soaked in blood.
I would not call it exactly a coup de grace, though.
I'm pretty sure the point wasn't to kill him, but to humiliate him in his last moments and send him to whatever awaited him minus his bits.
she cut his worm and all of his bells off too
Yes, you are correct. Fast bleed-out. She was being merciful.
The crossbow rate of fire though...
Holy shit
Holy
Shit
@@PhantomKnight37 Holy shit.
Holy shit
Holy shit
And now we feast!
Literally said "No balls?"
Ought to do the same thing with sex criminals.
Facts
💯
Male and female both
Like you?
The Welch Laid Vikings to Waste. They were nowhere near invincible
Did she just walk away with his pee pee?!
Funniest comment in this section
😂🤣😂
she through it on the ground
@@David-cg6wl threw, not through
@@FireDragonArmy2 Tx smart guy
I like that they portrayed the true agonising horror of having that done to you. You really would do a little cough and splutter. They nailed it
Awesome!
She seems nice.
SHe likes it Viking style, raw doggy.
Everyguy there was like "OOF"
every man’s fear : de-nutted while concious
nothing like an orderly, peaceful transfer of power
That squishy thud at the end😅.
*"Indeed GG"*
She literally has balls 🤣
She should make a necklace and wear them around her neck.
If anybody did this they would be fucked, but since it’s Lagertha we have no choice but root her on.
"Let any man know, do not capture and serve me beef, when I request fish for dinner."
You'll get what you get and you'll like it.
This scene is where Lagertha demonstrates that she's not your typical woman with whom to fuck. I mean, in a way that being battle-hardened alone cannot replicate? How else are you going to make a likely forever lasting impression on Viking men in such a quick and symbolic way, who respect their shield maidens, but never in the same way as their male counterparts
Fun fact: She may, actually, be one of my ancestors....I love that side of the family.
*back of the room* LUCKY
It was so long ago, many could make that claim. But, what the other guy said, lucky.
Actual fact: She isn't. Your fantasy is not reality.
@@StopReadingMyNameOrElse Well - there you have it. You dont know my family tree. I do. All the way back to 900. And - if you combine Saxo with that family tree - then Ladgerd was one of my ancestors.
None of these people are real, they are fictionalized characters, based on fables and fantasy made about real people
This is as based in reality as blair witch
I love how most of the guys in here are either wincing at this scene or jealous of Einar! 💀
Wow jealous for what homie
@@rtx3060in For the record I’m not one of the jealous ones, although I like Lagertha as much as the next guy! That said I’d rather not describe the kind of person who’d want to take Einar’s place in this scene, lest I come off as knowing a little too much for someone who isn’t jealous of him.
@@bodabodapasta1500 Well I'm the next guy, so.... you hate lagertha, just as much as I do? A kindred spirit.
@@rtx3060in Homie? You wanna talk like a moolinyan we'll send you to slip and fall school.
aaah yes, the norse 9th century crossbows!!!!
the early AR15 LOL
At least she looked into his eyes.
Uncauterized ...
Charming.
Since the crossbow is semiauto
They look like they just walked out of a 7 Eleven. The only thing their missing is some big gulps and slurpees! 🤣😂😆
I don't get it.
This happens to me all the time.
I think she took a little bit off everything from him.Lagartha wanted the entire gourmet meal not just the sallad all off it she wasn’t satisfied with just one or two olivs she wanted the entire banana to herself
I guess he wasn't going to need those anymore.
I always thought she cuts off the hole package. Weird he doesn't use his arms anymore, neither to pull out the arrow or to hold back Lagertha. He let it happen.
Noticed that too. His hands would have been at his throat fumbling with the arrow, that's just instinctive.
He was asking for it! lol
Stoooopid and senseless - anyone suffering that fate would buckle and hang his entire weight on the weapon - probably pulling it out - no way he'd remain upright...
A perfect example of why the human being, as a species, is an abysmal failure, n our treatment of each other and this planet.
Exactly true
We have people cheering for her in the comments
Some people get what's coming to them, some don't. Watching this, two brutal exes and a former stalker come to mind... where's a Lagertha when you need one?
You should see how a domestic house cat treats any animal a quarter their size or less 💀
I disagree ... you will not thinking the same way if some one rape u.
Now that was some over the top BS
Great scene.... wow. Small detail,- the arrow should not move at all. It is pinned to the post. But nicely done.
Fun fact: Lesbians in NYC advise the screen writers.
a punishment only for r44p15t5. anyone else and you're sure to be left for Nithoggr.
just say rapists god damn
NOT how I died btw
Valhalla Rising when one eye disembowels his enemy with an arrowhead , was revenge at it's pinnacle.
Crossbows didn't exist until late 14th century. This series is set in the 9th century.
Ouch.
🗣 you got some splainin' to do!
It is at that moment he should have been scared for his own life 😮
Einar the eunich.
Technically we don't know if it was balls or shaft or both
this whole show is just fantasy at this point lmao.
She doesn't mind if her face gets a little messy.
That's my kind of girl....yes sir reeee bob.
Damn, that made ME wince!
Perfect justice.
I almost threw up when the blood splashed on her face 😅
Ouch!….
Guy was already dying. She didn't have to add insult to injury, especially considering that she's the one who screwed over Einar from the beginning. Einar killed the Earl for her and she screwed him out of his position. Sure, he's weak, pathetic, useless and power hungry, but maybe this death would've sufficed. She didn't have to freaking geld him.
Michael Hirst´s mind was horny at the moment of writing so we got what we got.
Ooh, bet that smarts!
Ouch
Well, she made her point