Painful Musical Puns
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I bet none of you could Handel this Liszt of puns
I couldn't...
I went Chopin after watching the video.
But bad things happened on my way.. I ran into Johann and the Wolf-Gang..
Step Bach, that’s enough. Talk more and everyone will Run-manin-off.
it seems the drama has started to un-Ravel. don’t worry for Ives got an idea on how to deal with it
Just your typical relatable girl ruclips.net/video/mEUZviImzt8/видео.html
giovanni bacocchi sapmmer
These puns are horrible. I feel viola-ted.
I may play viola, but Ill still have a job at an orchestra
Potato Salad ruclips.net/video/mEUZviImzt8/видео.html
Haha
giovanni bacocchi spammer
Potato Salad violin would’ve worked better, it’s pronounced better- but lowkey ig
The other day I went Chopin, but I forgot the Liszt so I went Bach home
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH STAAAAHHHHP
Was your door baroque
Daniel Thrasher vibes
@Maka's Right Pigtail lol yes
One day I went to go Chopin Vivaldi money I made, but I forgot the Liszt so I went Bach home. When I said to my wife that I had left it at home she said, "are you Schubert that"
She was right. I couldn't Handel being wrong and I went to my Franz for support.
The end.
Twoset says "thats funny" and doesn't laugh.
Twoset says "thats not funny" and laughs.
I fail to see the logic
Me neither
The funny ones are clever the not funny ones are so bad that they are laughing at the effort.
That's because we've all been lied to and the lie is people laugh when things are funny, but there's tons of other reasons.
That is because they are old and already heard all the good puns and are just desperately looking for new ones to laugh at.
I do not fail to c the logic.
“Models still not included, sorry”
The editor gets it 😂
D DeSilva lol
D DeSilva ruclips.net/video/mEUZviImzt8/видео.html
giovanni bacocchi spammer
he knows
I'm about to ask then I saw your comment... sadly😭😭😭
Do you ever feel like a joke is funny but you don’t know how to laugh at it?
Naah mate, we just dead inside
titan awesome true true fax fax
I wanna laugh but im dead inside so the expression on my face is a civil war between my will to live and my will to DIE.
Xrvoa ruclips.net/video/SuFSCJ1p7dM/видео.html
All the time
Twoset: Yeah, music puns are cringey.
Also Twoset: _Sheets about to get violin't ..._
Were gonna whoop your bass into retirerment..
pull your lead out you go silent...
You can run but you can't Haydn
@@jonnyboi480 you think your bass is epic, but its a little bass-ic (basic lol)
You made a diss track? Is that a fret?
How many soloists does it take to change a light bulb?
2, one to do it and one to rant about how they could do it better.
Ooohh
Oh man that joke’s at least 25 years old. Still entirely applicable though. Haha
Pianists can do it quietly though (piano... quiet... )
It wasn’t even the puns that were making me laugh it was the stupid “dad” reactions that happened after
Music Maniac sameeeee 😂
@Ocean Thompson i think she replied on the wrong thing
Yes! The puns were killing me, but those reactions, they were the actual comedy lol! XD
Haha more like grandpa
Everything can be handled with a cup of Chai Cofee
Honestly the best pun ever is PagaNANI
Imma ruin the 69th like
なに
PagaLingLing
Josephine now there’s 420 likes soooo-
Also panini are good
"How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?"
"None. They can't get up that high."
*Laughs in 9th position*
Dude, only 9th position???
@@meraldlag4336 Do I want to know...?
Double bass - laughs in 31th position XD
(to be fair we count them by semitones so on violin or viola it would be around 20th)
@@jaceksgajek Oh yeesh you have my sympathies.
😂😂😂😂 loved it
4:33 for those who didn't get this:
"chai" means "tea" in Russian. Tchaikovsky was Russian.
the tea and the cookie it means tea in Hindi as well
Chai is also tea in arabic lol
the tea and the cookie it’s Tchaikovsky
Chai means teamin urdu
BRITISH TEA 4LIFE
Chai is a type of tea in china as well
No one:
Literally no one:
My mobile keyboard: Autocorrects ling ling to long long.
long long lmfao
ling ling is very long long
@Nobody8thechicken thanks
sapandas1967 ruclips.net/video/mEUZviImzt8/видео.html
must be the corny farmer^^
TwoSet: _Do we have to go through all 60???_
Me: *YES.*
I counted 55.
@@ThisIsTheBestAnime editing
They skipped any involving religion or church topics. E.g. 31. What is a Jehovah's Witness' favorite band? The Doors.; 51. Why can't skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs. Plus some I don't know why they skipped. maybe gruesome? 48. What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg bitten off? Limp Bizkit
I wrote this in 2011, in Facebook notes:
Golf is a sport that few people can Handel well. I myself just got Bach into the game after many years of Haydn from it, and I'm glad. Nothing compares to the feeling you get from shooting a Verdi on a par four hole. Now I'm saving up for a Callaway driver; those things make balls fly like they were Schütz out of a canon. Of course, you can't Telemann to go out and play, he Hasse to want it for himself. There's no room for Weiss guys on the green...
Woww😂👏 Great job
Genius 🤣
N O I C E
"What are you watching?"
Two people dying inside...
What's a twosetters favourite food?
Eddyble Brett
Eddyble brettzels tho
This should get more likes
this needs more attention
damn, brett will be eaten
"Please don't (p)unsubscribe"
That was the worst of them all.
ikr
Lmao editor-san is a dad too
Ugh
And 7 months later they reuse the ‘is that a fret’ joke.
Boo
These are exactly the type of jokes that Eddy makes in almost every other video! 😂😂
But these are also the types of jokes that are only funny when generated spontaneously. Reading through a list is just cringe
I don’t care about the sale,what I care about is Eddy’s Sibelius drop.
Yes!
Screw Brett's Tchaikovsky, I want Brett's Khachaturian
Care about both
Johann Sebastian Bach ??
Stole this one off of my friend :
Why couldn’t the musician open the door?
‘Cause its Handel was Baroquen
lol
Hahaha that reminds me of the joke from Beauty and the Beast: "If it's not Baroque, don't fix it" 😂
So he went through the Bach door.
The what? :-D
And he left his keys on the piano
And now available at the apparel site: A camo hoodie that says “Haydn.” We see you, TwoSet. 😂
Yesss 3:28
There’s a famous pianist named “Liberace,” and that’s who the “pianist throwing trash everywhere” joke was about.
Herr Bach, I would love to see twoset roast LiBeRaCe. He had the chops to do it proper, but instead chose to create this overly ornate, fluffy sound that reminds me of doilies and lace everywhere. Like my gramma's house. * brrrr * Twoset, please find and roast some Liberace... it's long overdue.
LiberACE (get it? get it?)
Liberace himself was a lot funnier than that joke was, especially in performance. Only the Lawrence Welk version of "One Toke Over The Line" comes close.
This whole vid is just Eddy slowly melting from the bad jokes.
"The puns are horrible" Said the one who couldn't stop laughing at "You sh*t!"
?
@@kingkyleiv7960 Refer to "viola jokes video"
More like Gilu mat b.s get it
When you find their reactions funnier than the puns 😂
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Not a single soul:
Not even my emo friends:
Me: LINKIN PARK ISNT POP
Well its true they are alternative rock
guess i'm not the only one got triggered lol
IT RLLYISNT!%;%+32+29£
They for sure were pop rock when they came out several years after the alternative rock period. I wont say they single handedly killed new rock on the radio but they were the beginning of the end.
If you think about it, someone who only really listens to pop music wouldn't know which composers are Baroque and which are romantic. If Brett and Eddy did not know about Linkin Park, then....
String players are known to be aggressive because of their violins tendencies.
Tendency towards violins* should get you better results laddie
Or ”violin tendencies", if you run your words together.
Nice mustache, female.
People should 'Refrain' from making poor musician jokes
haaaaaa
@Diger Tance I can give you a long Liszt of original music puns n 'Franckly' I don't think u can keep 'Track'
Diger Tance Sounds familiah...
Tisha Anants excuse me , I don't understand the joke ..
Diger Tance Daniel
Brett said "pun times"
We Indonesians: ah yea fun times :D
We can't differentiate between P and F like Japanese's R and L
Oh my relate, especially Sundanese XD
Now i'll spend the whole night thinking if it was some Indonesian who created the "Pun time" pun.
Eddy: Puns are so painful.
Also Eddy: You got no Franz Liszt, I bet they all diss ya
They be putting Chopin on their playLiszt ah.
What do you call a laughing piano?
A Yamahahahahahaha
Get this: in Russia, we have a Tchaikovsky teabag brand. Since "chai" is exactly Russian for tea?
There are also cookies named "chai-coff-ski" cookies, because you eat them with either tea or coffee?
I feel proud
and in india there is no such thing as tea, only chai
I thought chai was Indian.
@@apllo4193 No, we say chai too, it's the only word we have for tea. I heard somewhere that the choice of using 'tea' or 'chai' in different cultures and languages depends on where did that country get their tea from and how it was called in its 'native' language. I doubt that it's true though 😅
@@constanzaaltamirano9269
hi Tchaik
It's funny that you used the "Is that a fret?"-pun yourself in the diss track for Davie 😂
Exactly haha
My band conductor: tounge the notes guys
Me: *visible confusion in percussion gang*
Last time I was this early Twoset sales haven't started yet.
Verolu ruclips.net/video/mEUZviImzt8/видео.html
giovanni bacocchi spammer
startED
@@mariamarton6076 Thanks for your correction!
@@giovannibacocchi3012 Stop spamming that crap in TwoSet's comments.
Brett: Are you guys laughing at this?
Us: We're laughing at your reactions instead now😂
Yes! The reactions are so much better!
1:03 their reaction is hilarious because I'm rewatching this right after I watched their Davie504 diss track. They promptly say, 'You dropped a diss track, is that a fret?'
I think my heart broke when they didn’t get the Linkin Park joke 😭😭
I'll share with you the best music-related joke that I've ever heard:
So, this guy walks into a bar, takes a tiny little pianist out of his pocket, with a tiny little piano and a tiny little chair and places them on the counter; at that point the pianist casually starts playing. A person seating next to the guy yells "wow that's amazing!" and he responds "there's a Genie outside who's granting wishes". So the guy runs outside, finds the Genie and says "are you the Genie who's granting wishes?" "Yes, I'll grant any wish you ask for" "Then I want a million BUCKS" And *poof...a million DUCKS appear on the street. The guy comes back in the bar and says "Maan that Genie was deaf AF bro. I asked for a million Bucks and he gave me a million Ducks" and he replies "yeah because you think I asked for a 12-inch-pianist?"
I love it
Or maybe the genie was reading the auto-generated subtitles in twoset vid...😁
...that's a big pocket the guy has, if it's holding a foot long pianist and a foot and a half long piano and a stool...not to mention the weight...
but yeah...oldie but a goodie
@@noneck3099 so you let me understand. The most bizarre thing you found about the joke (the JOKE) is the guy's pocket? Not the deaf Genie, nor the million ducks, nor the f*cking breathing foot-long-pianist, the pocket!? ok...
@@alessandroyokoyama9024 lol...yeah...imagination is fun, but physics is a killjoy
Liberace was a flamboyant pianist, and that was a bad pun on his name.
THIS ^^^ His bling game was so strong even his pianos had it. HA!
I feel obliberaced after hearing this
georgiesands ruclips.net/video/SuFSCJ1p7dM/видео.html
@@johannsebastianbach7528 was that him?!
Oh, it was Gustav Leonhardt in a wig! Thank you for introducing this great harpsichordist! Am listening to Italian Concerto right now.
Who came out first Liberace or Elton John??
6:12, that sentence rhymed
I let everything let loose at 3:15
Can we just take a moment and appreciate what the editor does. Love Brett and Eddy but dang the editor really made this one shine. Great job editor!!!!👏👏👏
The message at the end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ikr, the editor rules
@@AntoninaKhramova You are completely right!!!!👍
Yes I love how the editor commented on brett’s sounds like “the malevolent ghost in your attic” 😂
"models still not included, sorry"
IKR, the edits made this video 100x funnier. I died at "A cat responding to a dog positive joke" at 9:04 and the little "sheep:" in the corner at 9:28 😂
I should be practicing Silent Night but it's night and it's too silent
Then you are practicing alright xD
0:56 Excuse me for having saxophone and violin as my main instruments
0:49 eddy: calls linkin park pop
Me: sHSHDJJDJVJRJD
You know you're early when the comments are bad
RockZ 05 like this one
TheCarelesssComplaint OOF
*I can't believe Brett got the Jay-z Feyonce Joke LOL* 🤣🤣
tbh I didn't get it either 😅
care to explain?
@@AgathaVienny Because Brett (being the last real classical musician) doesn't listen to Pop/mainstream music!
Beyonce / fiancée
(Jay-Z and Beyonce are married.)
Lolz like Eddy I thought that one was funny
Well some of us don't make puns 24/7 like lingling
Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?
A: Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.
“Litterachi” is in reference to Liberace, an American pianist, singer, and actor.
We use the word "singer" very loosely.
bethany williams ruclips.net/video/SuFSCJ1p7dM/видео.html
@@ifbpeanut and "actor" even more loosely
No one:
Editor: What do you call a musician with problems?
A violist
lol
@@jessicadreiling3447 no, I think they meant violist
@@jessicadreiling3447 well to be fair there a whole thing about how violas suck so this comment fits the picture.
Rest: Looking sharp!
Sharp: Ahh give it a rest..
2:28 The way Eddy looks at Brett! He’s like “ Feyonce!”
This should have been a
"You cringe,
You lose!"
But then it wouldn’t be fun cuz they would be covered by lingling insurance
What did Beethoven play before he died?
"Beethoven's Last Movement"
After a few months of watching multiple TwoSet videos everyday, I bought some merch. It's a cool tshirt, of course, but more importantly, I did it to say thank you. Thank you for being my classical music friends. Thank you for making me laugh everyday. Thank you for making me practice. You guys are doing some amazing work.
5:41 so I'm a balloon?
I swear they did this to feel better about their own dad jokes
what’s the perfect piece of music for a violinist needing medical attention?
mEdiCaTiOn fOr tHaiS
Lol nice
Pun : A sharp minor
Brett : No one does A sharp minor, it's B flat major !
You mean B flat minor...?
I was gonna point that out ..... but looked first ..... didnt see anyone else mention it ...... no need to beat up on the guys any further .. 😎
He didn't say A sharp minor IS B flat major. He said nobody DOES (uses) A sharp minor - use B flat major instead. at 8:50
That triggered me! Looks like Brett needs to revisit music uni Ohhhh!!!
Non musician here, can we say this is an example of transposing?
@@rajsijagtap151 no, because transposing it would keep it in a minor key. If it was changed to a major key, each note would be changed by different amounts so the tune would be entirely different. Hope this makes sense.
"Is that a fret" actually showed in the recently released diss track
#61: Why did the farmer not win the composition contest? His moo-sic was too corny.
lol
Was the corn pun intentional?
@@tsarinaballerina4 prob
Alternative title: Brett and Eddy losing their sanity for 10 minutes and 20 seconds
I know from experience that, as a musician, there's no sanity to lose but you can always act as if.
miriliri tralirali lol, fair enough
"when you're old". Actually this was the humor we loved in grade school.
After playing in a concert band for 7 years, tonight is my first orchestra concert. I'm so excited! Wish me luck, guys!
alternative title:
eddy and brett moan compilation
that's not for youtube
nobody:
not even a soul:
*eddy: i guess so*
@CliqueBate then why did you choose *this* comment to say that on
9:50
"yhbwvbwvheughh" - (Brett Yang, 2019)
Ok but we literally have a whole book of these at home
Update: we have the "my neighbours are listening togood music, whether they like it or not" on our fucking door
1:20 You die, you lose.
I fear the worst for r/lingling40hrs.
love all the captions for brett’s noises =))))
I absolutely *love* puns. Thanks, that was great!
Suggestion for TwoSet and the editor. Pls give/display us the post that they read next time.
Because not all of us a native english speaker so given the sentence we could read and understand more.
Thanks 40 hours
That's a good idea! Since I'm not a native English speaker I sometimes don't understand what they're saying and being able to read it would help! (because I probably do know the words, I just don't hear them right)
Maybe if you have captions on, you would be able to understand their jokes better? Just my suggestion.
@@monicass3409 you mean the english-generated caption? Yeah right. It doesnt completely capture what they are saying but would do just fine.
If we can't understand the first thing we hear/see what they qre talking about, it will slightly ruin the first experience to enjoy the jokes together with them.
Monica Ss The auto generated captions are terrible, they’re always wrong! Sometimes I rewatch the videos when they post them on RUclips to read the captions and understand the bits I’ve missed, because they only put their own captions later on. It’s specially hard to understand them when their reading! Their accent is difficult for me to access... :-/
@@juwiltgen True dat my fellow 40 hours. If only our ling ling community who is a native speaker would make us an english caption on every video like pewdiepie's video, now that would help.
XD
2:08 Brett: “Oh yeah I can’t make puns”
Editor: “remember this.”
Me: oh god
When editor-san has more fire jokes than the guys. We love you, editor-san. 💕
Burglers breaking into a music store for a lute would know what they were doing. Most lutes i have seen are fairly pricey.
Do you know a bad piano joke? Its a πano
new segment: YLYGO
You
Laugh
You
Get
Old
:(
Litteraci....Liberaci was a pianist and comedian in the States many yrs ago...he was known for being rather ...umm......flamboyant when flamboyant wasn't in. (We loved him anyways) And now i've just proven that i'm way older than all your other fans..... All the best to you, guys!!
Twoset: says they would be old if they could make puns
Editor-San: This is a surprise tool we will use later!
I have to 'compose' myself after that!
“60 musical puns that are cOmpLeTeLy hiLariOuS”
twoset: 😐🥴
I love the editing.
2SETVIOLIN pun:
VIOLINS DON'T HAVE BRETT (fret)
0:44 oh that’s gonna be a meme
Can we just appreciate Brett’s “NO” pronunciation? I just love his accent so much! How does he even do that? I try to pronunce it like him and I just can’t produce that sound!
I love the editors style so much it's A M A Z I N G ❤❤❤
We stan the editor. TwoSet, give the editor more credit! They are what make this video actually funny and not painful from all the puns!
Doesn't Brett's haircut look great? I think it suits him well.
I can always fangirl him. Always.
remember this
this will be important later
old man face intensifies
your cat throwing up
sheep
vbghrrrrr
wow brett you should be a farmer
I love their editor
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This whole video was just dad jokes and Brett making animal noises
Why is the G String on the violins smells so bad?
Cause' They have "Air on the G String" on their work.
The pain was worth it for that one joke about Nickelback. 😂
@7:52-The “Litteracci” joke refers to Liberace [lib-er-ah-chi], a flaming, flamboyant piano showman who ended up playing shows in Las Vegas, NV, USA, after a promising early career as a concert pianist.
www.biography.com/musician/liberace
2:48 Hehe, TUBAd for me, I BASSically don’t fit that CONNotation. Guess I’ll just Meinl my own business and go Bach to crippling self-doubt - I mean, practicing. (Only brass players get all of these puns)
I love this shit you guys are awesome