Mad Lad Uses Violin as a Fighting Weapon
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I like how bad the violin playing is that they don't even bother to roast every time the actor is in frame
I don't even care anymore. I only stay for the video because twoset is reacting to it. 😂
That’s how much they’ve seen it before. They already kno they didn’t put any work into the musicianship
And how the music kept going at 3:05 even though they weren't playing
When the playing is so bad, but here are other things which are worse
For real, it was so ridiculous that if they started roasting everything it'd take half an hour, so they just sat there laughing 😂
Actually the girls isn't a ninja/geisha/spy, she's a luthier trying really hard to fix that violin.
This comment made my life
hahahaha!!!
Roasted...👍
Olaf heavily disguised
Good one lmao
The worst thing is that Athena isn't even the goddess of revenge.
She's the goddess of wisdom.
Yes, I guess goddess of revenge is nemesis?
@@jyotsnakanuri6167 Nemesis is a greek word(actually ancient) that means revenge, goddess of revenge is adrasteia(Αδραστεια) but yeah thats the most useless fact of the day😂
Nemesis is both the name of the goddess and of a concept.
Right? Sometimes I start wondering if these TV show producers/directors/writers have ever even heard of research before.
@@mrclean6463 Έλληνας; και εγώ !😂 βασικά μισή Ελληνίδα
them: bro what is that bow made of, carbon fibre?
me: *it’s a god pillar*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
YOOOOOOOOOO
*Playing Atzec dubstep* AYAYAYAYA
Dang! Burn!
NICE
twoset is already at a point where they completely gave up on talking about how sacrilegious the fingerings and bowing are.
"well at least the bow's straight"
They know that we know better by now
Twoset violin 2019: roasts peoples fake violin playing
Two set violin 2020: doesn’t even bother roasting anymore
Me: has watched too many two set violin roasts videos
I don’t play violin but I can spot the mistakes Now I wanna roast the movie myself 😆
The bow is too tight it’s gonna snap off
The bow hold is wrong
String crossings are wrong ( always changes from E to G string even when your not supposed to )
Playing from the wrong side of the bridge + the bridge is too close to the fingerboard
Left hand is super wrong ( doesn’t change position even if your playing higher notes )
There are 4 fine tuners on the violin!!!??? ( I guess this guy is really a beginner )
The person stops playing but the music is still there at time stamps: 2:40 2:58-3:40 7:09
Plays but there is no audio time stamps: 3:40-3:42
Drops the whole violin????!!!
The only good thing: doesn’t play canon or autumn and that the bow is straight
Phew that took a while hahahaha
Heh heh, fingering. Heh heh
It’s funny seeing the likes go up like 5 instantly
Girl: Why are you playing such a sad song?
Guy: Screeching the violin to deafen her ears
Poor guy, he deserves better violin
@@vanilaaw he sure does...
Throw the Strad in the water cuz "I can 100 of these" :D
No that sad song make her deaf 😂😂😂😂
I bet these Chinese TV dramas are the reason why Asian parents are obsessed with having their kids learn instruments
Eason Xiao this joke is full of imagination.lol
😂
Bruh I’m Asian and my parents didn’t even force me to play instruments but I somehow ended up playing 3 instruments tho
@@nicolechen7161 which instruments do you play?
Nicole Chen I play 5
“How is this girl taking him seriously?” Yes she got owned by a violin but to be fair she was attacking with a parasol...
If Disney Mulan could take on the leader of the Huns armed with a fan against a sword the girl has nothing to complain about😂
@Gabriel Loke at least neo's parasol has a secret blade
I remember the musketeers Barbie Movie and that one girl had a necklace as a weapon
You'd be surprised. I practice Karate (and play the violin as well,) and we did some kata with parasols; Those things have pointy ends, like a sword; are big, and distracting, when they are opened; have wooden handles that are good for whacking the opponent AND blocking attacks. Also, karate trains you for real-life situations in which you need to fight back and an umbrella is a common item that you might happen to have on hand-unlike a sword.
@@valeriestephenson8883 true enough. I have learned a tiny bit of karate , and have experience of tackling perverts with umbrella , it's a thing our country to use shoes and umbrellas as weapons. They hurt like hell if used correctly.
Eddy and Brett: nooo You guys can’t fight with the violinnn
Chinese movie directors: *HMM!*
요즘 한국인 많이 보이네
Chinese movies: haha violin go screech screech
PEW PEW PEW PEWWWWW
@Rama Ayodhya violin go *_splOOOsh_*
TwoSet: name someone who touches the violin like that ?
All LingLing Wannabees: OLAF
underrated
True
After watching all of Olaf’s videos I can confirm that this is true 😆
I think luthiers get a pass, they nurse poor violins back to health, pretty sure some love is an important step in the process.
+
"I've made many mournful sounds with this violin"
Yes dude, thats sounds like a dying cat XD
nobody:
me: the logistics of a grand piano out on the lake-
It's Aph Austria, duh.
Oh wait the fandom's ded-
I literally jumped when he dropped his violin into the water
SAMEE #sacrilegiousx1000
Bruh i cried
Yeaah, i freaked out as well
I fell out of my seat o_o
My jaw still on the floor
Video starts...
Me, who doesn’t play violin but is a graduate in violin roasting from Twoset Violin: Bridge is placed wrong
Bow hair is too tight
Bow hold is wrong
Violin is positioned too horizontally on shoulders
Bow strokes don’t match the music
Same
wrong fingerings as well, also terrible audio sync
and scream when the violin was thrown into the lake
i'm not even a musician
TwoSetViolin university verified graduates XD
exactly
i think twoset got too tired of pointing out the more obvious details so didn't
bruh at 7:06 i totally burst out crying in laughter when she just switched to the sostenuto pedal for a split second for no goddamn reason, and with the right foot as well lol
I knew there would be something wrong with the piano playing as well. Was reading the comments to find out what
Jithin Jacob Same ! It looked so fake ! 😅
It's like she's driving a car and tries to brake
Dude if she was driving a car that would definitely lead to an accident
BRO, RIGHT!???! +! +!!???!!!!!!
Twoset violin 2019: roasts peoples fake violin playing
Two set violin 2020: doesn’t even bother roasting anymore
Me: has watched too many two set violin roasts videos
I don’t play violin but I can spot the mistakes Now I wanna roast the movie myself 😆
The bow is too tight it’s gonna snap off
The bow hold is wrong
String crossings are wrong ( always changes from E to G string even when your not supposed to )
Playing from the wrong side of the bridge + the bridge is too close to the fingerboard
Left hand is super wrong ( doesn’t change position even if your playing higher notes )
The person stops playing but the music is still there at time stamps: 2:40 2:58-3:40 7:09
Plays but there is no audio time stamps: 3:40-3:42
Drops the whole violin????!!!
The only good thing: doesn’t play canon or autumn and that the bow is straight
Phew that took a while hahahaha
I'm so proud omg (no sarcasm)
Two set fans out here having more knowledge than those non-musical directors 😤👌👌
That movie is just comedy, don’t roast them. Everything is just comedy
👏👏👏
They didn't even bother roasting the guy when he dropped his violin into the lake .....
I love how twoset isnt even talking that much about the terrible syncing and faking bc at this point they know we know
right?? they've taught us enough by now I suppose!
I think they have just given up because if they pointed out each one this video would be a documentary
There's too many lol
I was thinking the same lol
violinning human it’s because there’s so many other “muddy Elephants in the snow” that terrible sinking and faking is almost irrelevant at this point.
"Dude, the violin did nothing wrong. All you needed to do was move the bridge back and then it would've been fine."
I loled at this comment 😆😆
I was ROFLing so hard. Eddy is the best
Me too!! I was laughing soooo hard. "I've played so many mournful sounds on this violin..." Hahahahahahahaha
*"Do you think a Mature person would be in shambles over Love?"*
No, but a Mature person would be in Shambles after watching this Movie
Nice😂
Summary: says Athena is the goddess of revenge
Me: sacrilegious
I'm crying in Nemesis 😔😔😔
I did not spend my whole middle school years mugging up Percy Jackson just to see this day **triggered**
It literally is "sacrilegious" this time 😂
**Drops the violin into the water**
Someone call those coffin dancers
Lmao😂😂
Found the legend himself
😂
5:44 editor-san should've inserted brett and eddy's coffin dance 😂
Missed opportunity
I love editor-san.
🥳You are the new trial editor. 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
6:35 I love how Eddy is dying of cringe while Brett is lowkey enjoying it
Big Prop fail! 🤣
That is an ultra cheap new mass produced violin with an unplayable set up!
If it's set in 1930, at least talk to a luthier and get a violin that could pass for that era... 🎻
And the bridge near the fingerboard is hilarious!
Hi Olaf! Love your channel!
What do you say to the bow/bow hair holding an airborne adult human's weight? 😂
thanks olaf
Hello Mr. Olaf
Or honestly let your prop-person make one out of cardboard and foam if you aren't going to play it, but make it look like a violin xD
the woman is fighting him as punishment for his terrible skills
Playing accurate notes behind the bridge is more than impressive. She was jealous she didn't have his skill
LOL Perhaps that might be my first impression without knowing it was actually related to a spy movie.
Boom roasted 😎
Me after watching the first few minutes of the scene: Wait, they're supposed to be in Shanghai... Why is the girl wearing a kimono?
Japanese assassin. Pretty common villain in China.
Long Dingdong
I mean, if you’re going to be a inconspicuous assassin, I’m pretty sure the number one rule is don’t stand out.
@@seraphywang4638 Being in a kimono doesn't stand out when there's a dude playing on a screeching violin.
@@dzello oh... good point
1932 was smack dab in the middle of the Japanese occupation of China, so I'm guessing she's Japanese
0:12 “You wouldn’t think battle comes with violin” ............. you’re right, cuz battle comes with violin-ce.........I’m sorry....my spirit animal is a dad
5:44 I was cry laughing when he just *yeeted* his monstrosity of a “violin” in the water 😂
The violin honestly deserved it xD
if you can fight slowly, you can fight quickly as well
This si becoming a meme
Nobody:
“two people fight with violin bows”
Jokes on you, only the guy is holding a bow
to be fair as a child learning the violin I think it's something you would want to do, but you just know you're dead when you break your bow and your parents find out
original comment
Bridge: *Backwards*
Actor: *Doesn't know*
Violin: *Makes screeching noises when Played*
Actor: Am I really this bad at Playing?!!
Actor Self-esteem: *Below 0*
Movie Director: *Profit : 100*
6:08 classical musicians who dress their instruments in shirts and hats with loving care ask why a musician gazes lovingly at his violin.
Twoset: today we're gonna be watching a chinese drama
Me: oh boy, this is gonna be good
When Brett is wearing the scarf he really does look like Harry Potter
Oooof XD
Asian Potter
People call me that all the time even though I have rectangle glasses.
To be honest I would throw any 'violin' of that quality into the lake instantly.
I just realised... what if movies made their actors play badly so TwoSet would react to it so they can gain popularity?
The roasting and the sacrilegious violin playing is back guys
Yes :)
Yes :)
They already gave up tho. The bow wasn’t even touching the violin and the music continued to play. Maybe they’re just tired of pointing out all the errors.
Carat Army boi you just ruined the chain
Rip :(
My brain hurts, from this... LOOK HOW F-ING SACRILEGIOUS THIS IS
MY EYES HURT
ME HURTS
Gun: exist
assassin: nah let’s use an umbrella
TwoSet: “ a bow could not hold human weight”
Olaf : “are you challenging me”
This may be obvious, but the Violin's screech was the weapon. It causes confusion and irritation.
Would Lingling be keter, because no one cannot interrupt his/her playing(or they'll suffer painful death) Lol don't ask, saw your pf.
@@vanilaaw Ling Ling is probably a Euclid-class SCP. The entity's only known capability is to play various instruments with inhumane precision and accuracy that seems to defy the laws of reality itself.
Here we go again with the SCP stuff XD
Ling Ling used *d i s c o m b o b u l a t e .*
Chinese drama: *puts guy that uses bow as weapon*
Highly Strung movie: _amateurs..._
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@@rondabestiale4671 Please stop advertising your channel on every comment
TwoSet: You dont play behind the bridge
Modern Composeres: It's called extended Technique
I was literally laughing for 5 whole minutes after he swung her over the water with the bow😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This man is LingLing's only true successor. In the future we can probably expect him to shoot down helicopters shooting his bow by using his violin as a bow and arrow while playing Paganini's caprices.
Agreed, as a "bow" and arrow indeed.
7:08 he already is lingling, he can play the violin without using the bow!!
And then be able to dance in pop songs and dubstep
Oh no, if Chinese drama's creators see this...
@@vladislavdosin765 then I think we can expect the torture to come in the near future
7:07 why did she step on the middle pedal?
*piano gang triggered
Yeahhh I was like. Awesome, the sacrilege goes past even the hands not matching the music for we piano bois. Even our feet dont match.
With the same foot too
IKR i jumped when i saw that i was like wuut did i see that correctly... sacrilegious times 10000
Esther Wong yeaaa
"Dude, all you needed to do was move the bridge back, and then it would've been fine. Don't need to throw it away." -Eddy, 2020
He is a real genius omg, when he is playing the violin it sounds like a violin, but when he stops playing it's a piano 5:39, perfect.
Woman: it's time to eat
Mad lad: *No practice no food*
😆😆
thats how you become ling ling
ROFLMFAO
He eats practice for every meal.
Ling Ling: I can practice 40 hrs a day
Mad Lad: I can practice 40 hrs a day while kung paoing your chicken
I sound like a dying screeching cat even playing between the bridge and fingerboard, whos with me?
violinning human I don’t even play the violin but same ...
Julia Granger bruh
I play Viola so u know I’m bad
Am here 😂😂
@@yawilli09 AHHH ME TOOO
These guys just make me so happy. Whenever I see them I smile automatically
3:35 Eddy making sure that just watching this didn't damage his own bow
Is no one going talk about how he just got a new violin after he threw his old one in a lake???!!!
I know right!!!
That second one also has the bridge in the wrong place again😂😂😂
kinda feels like cheating if you ask me...well I guess you can't really cheat if you throw the old one in the lake but still
Nah man we didn't see the lady of the lake pullin a honest axe with the guy
@@ZoMichael-a Gets a new violin, shoves the bridge up against the fingerboard again!
Eddy: today we are going to be watching a Chinese drama
Me: *something bad is going to happen*
(chuckles) I’m in danger
Chinese Drama: Oh no
5:31
Girl: Y r u playing such a sad piece?
U still mad at me?
Boi: No. It's cus I can't play de violin.
My teacher will probably force me to switch to de viola soon.
**drops de violin into de pond**
This is so amazing. I did not know I needed to know this existed. Thank you both!
Athena the spy is incredible!!!! Even when the bow isn't touching the strings he can play!!!!
Wow!!!!!
**earrape**
wait no athena is the girl i think
@@allegrovivace6806 nop Athena is the sacrilegious boi
Me watching people die in movies:
Me watching violins being treated poorly: "omg this is so horrible how could you do this" **almost starts crying**
Same goes with animals. Except mine works more like "Well what is the most inhumane and violent way to kill this panty waste?"
Tbh these are my favorite twosetviolin videos 💕
That dude learned off of simply violin, you can tell when the piano was just there for some reason
I love how they shamelessly zoomed in to the atrocious instrument over and over again
You know it's bad when they don't even comment on random finger patterns or the bow being too tight...
*Without looking up* "And you're saying I've gone crazy again?" (I have English subtitles on)
Um, I would say so, LOOK where your BRIDGE IS and where the HECK you're BOWING
And then, he says: "You're teasing me for being naive."
MaYbE sOmE aCtUaL ViOlIn LeSsOnS would HELP BEGINNER
*Throws violin into water*
"Better return to viola"
I laughed to tears ... and it hasn't happened to me in months !!! 😆😆Thank you guys !
Me in the first battle scene:
YEAH! GO LADY!! TEACH HIM THAT HEBCAN’T PLAY AND HE’S A FRAUD!! WOOOOOO!!!!!!
I'm legit lol-ing reading this 😂
*sigh
Guy: Ever since i met you, I've made many mournful sounds on this violin
Yeh cuz it's literally crying in pain.
LOVE ROASTINGS, this one was short but amazing
Love you Twoset 💜
You guys are really keeping me going
*"what is that bow made of; fricking carbon fiber-**-metal-** steel?"*
Mmm yes the metal carbonfibermetalsteel is very sturdy
Chemistry 100
@@aswinkrishna5042 :"D👌
There’s two types of early people
1) the one that comes early to try and get noticed by TwoSet
2) the one who comes early to watch the video
Stray Kids 3) the one who comes late
kinda mix by these two mostly 2 though
Yay!! So I had a mega nap, and missed this upload, but the good news is my naps are healing my liver damage 😊 I’m SO happy!! My doctor called this morning to say I need a test in two months to check everything is back to normal. But I’m doing much better! 🥳 maybe TwoSet Music is healing? I bet my laughter has been helping!
Thank goodness my (suspected) COVID nightmare is nearly over 🥳
Can we appreciate editor-san's amazing timing and effect with the music? *Italian chef kiss*
Me: "mom I want to play the violin!
Mom: "honey, we have a violin at home"
Violin at home:
hahahah violin go splOOOsh
Mom, daddy dropped the violin into the lake!
Hi Eddy and Brett,
I’m new to this fan base. I was watching a couple of videos of people playing “who you really are” from Sherlock and I saw your videos in my recommended a couple of times. The video was “10 reasons why violin is the hardest instrument ever” I watched the video. And found it. Hilarious.
I play the violin myself, not that good but still practice a lot (around 30hours a day. Practice a bit more and will start 40hrs a day too).
And from that moment I binge watched almost all your videos with my family. They were HILARIOUS! Me and My family loved it!!
I play the violin too, and that you play it and support orchestral music as much as me my family do especially in a time when people are into pop just makes us extremely happy.
Maybe I am not that old of a subscriber as most people here but I can tell you one thing: you guys are awesome! Lately I’ve been having nightmares but nowadays they are stopping and I’m having calm nights. In fact I’m getting dreams where I’m a soloist!!
Just wanted to thank you.
Oh and also, my cousin had anxiety and she says that you guys helped her through the tough times and she’s really grateful for that.
~Love always,
a subscriber.
I hope they see this! Great to hear you're feeling better!
Have you ever heard the saying, “music calms the savage beast”? I think they were referring to the beast that lives inside all of us. Music, regardless of the instrument you play, can have a calming effect on anxieties and give you inner peace. Keep practicing. Keep playing. And when everything is crazy on the outside, you can always find peace in your music. 🎻
Jasmin Javahery thanks a lot. I hope so too
Dennis Nashville yes! That’s what my mom says. She was in choir and she sings for us whenever we are sad or angry. I’ve never heard a quote more true than this one!! ♥️
This review was just too much... 🤣🤣
Made my day! 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Anyone else notice how at 2:39 the violin keeps playing but the bow isn't anywhere near the strings??😂
TwoSet: We aren’t a roasting channel
Me: *hmm let’s see about that...*
Sees all of their videos
Me: HMMMMMMMM
Oleandro Sperti can u guys stop posting random videos in the comment section? please?
@@florailonastahl2609 Just report all the links
Holy crap, after 5 years of following Twoset, 6 views and 30 seconds is the earliest I have ever been in their videos. I'm jizzing right now
Can I taste it?
Ew...
@@thereestersheetser543 wtf 😭
I guess I have to thank my assignment for keeping me up to actually see this.
Still hate you with all my guts essay writing, don't care if you are music related or not.
@@thereestersheetser543 I think I'll pass
Been 2VS fan for 4days now. I start to getting a ear training adds. Just let you guys know, this is a big commitment.
For the editor: Y'all
Broken-hearted? "All you need to do is move the bridge back." Words to live by.
So true
If you can wet a violin slowly, you can wet it quickly.
Ninja 277 hahahaha I see what you are doing here hahaha
aarghhhhhh
@@kaoru136 You're a man of culture. There are two meanings of wet here, both apply to this video XD
Yassssssss I luvvvvv these videoossssssss
Ok. That’s enough.
But could u pls do more of these “Reacting to violin acting” vids?
I usually don't pay attention to the music playing on the background in the end of every video, but it didn't take me long to notice it was the last piece i learnt on violin before dropping out of it. It has been so long i couldn't even remember the name, but the music was still on my memory. Can't deny i got sad and shocked of how small the chances are they picked that piece out of all the others they could have picked
5:43 I was still trying to recover from their last video in which Eddy sat on the violin, and then you show us to this o.O
My poor heart can't take it anymore
imagine if this was a piano movie...
i can just imagine people yeeting this 1000lb instrument at other while the keys are still being pressed people
like someone's just casually playing heroic polonaise while having umbrella-swords thrown at them
edit: welp i got 100 likes in an hour so thats fun i guess
no but srsly this is the most likes ive gotten, im so grateful for everything! i hope every one of you and ur families are keeping well, including u twoset, love u all ;)
NO
THAT WOULD HURT
(not the people, the piano)
I imagine that in a cut scene from what I'm now calling "Amadeus 2; Electric Boogaloo".
thanks for that inspiration. as a ficition writer, I would make the people move around and above the piano while still playing instead of yeeting the piano.
@@may26carat63 yes plz don't yeet pianos it's painful
@@may26carat63 its just a comment lmao no ones gonna just turn into hulk and smash the thing but i get u lmao
I finally know how violin can be a weapon, just screech your opponent to death
2:50 me watching the hot pockets in the microwave
Last time I was this early, Ling Ling only practiced for 39 hours a day
Andrew Wang AmAzInG!!
As a Chinese, I don't know this Drama. but I laugh. we call these Drama: "抗日神剧". No logic, not common sense. It makes people laugh.
3:24 thank you twoset for bringing these comedic scenes to us. Literally made my day brighter after a good laugh
He did make mournful sounds with that violin. He made the musicians watching this cry
At the beginning, Brett and Eddy: furious about/critical towards how the non-musician directors misrepresented and insulted violin playing and musicians in general
Now, Brett and Eddy: please send all these inaccurate portrayals our way, it is very amusing to see
Conclusion: Life Happened
Lolllllll
Movie: *desync*
TwoSet: "We are not a roasting channel."
I salute 2set for being able to watch that clip. i closed my eyes for most of it. my eyes burn from this
Yay another motivation to practice
the guys who used their bows to fight each other: who are you the guy who’s using a violin to fight the lady: i’m you, but stronger
He threw the violin into the lake, and it came back to him so he ca play with the lady.
Little did you know, the violin is the real spy.
Everybody gangsta until the violin breaks.
"Carbon fiber metal steel" is meme worthy and you can't deny that