Going on REDDIT was a MISTAKE... (It's worse than i thought) - Sam Hyde

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @PerfectGuyLife
    @PerfectGuyLife  Год назад +161

    ⬇⬇ TIMESTAMPS: ⬇⬇
    0:00 - Intro
    0:30 - Account Creation/Interests
    3:13 - "My 35 year old husband is a NEET"
    6:34 - "My Wife never lets me talk during DEBRIEF"
    8:39 - CitiBank employee fired for anti-s*mitic remarks
    9:23 - "My Wife never lets me talk during DEBRIEF"
    11:58 - "I gave him p*ssy within a week and now he doesn't text back"
    17:21 - "He was late for the date so i left and he lost it"
    19:20 - G00NING BREAK (SSSNIPERWOLF EDITION)
    24:00 - Redditors are DEEPLY troubled people

  • @StranglingGloves
    @StranglingGloves Год назад +649

    The only thing Reddit nerds are good for is compiling information all in one place and obscure bugfixes. Their tastes, opinions, and original creations are to be ignored at all costs.

    • @marcuswagner1396
      @marcuswagner1396 9 месяцев назад +81

      theyre like court enuchs

    • @justaneditygangstar
      @justaneditygangstar 7 месяцев назад +54

      I literally read a AITA Post where the host took their 12 year old daughter off of social media because she saw videos about trans kids and wasn’t letting her get transgender bottom surgery. IM NOT JOKING WITH YOU, the replies were all super aggressive and there were even a ton of death threats. I honestly think I lost 4 years of my education from just reading the replies.

    • @Sprite_525
      @Sprite_525 6 месяцев назад +12

      Also google’s general results are useless lately. If it was more useful I probably wouldn’t rely on Reddit.

    • @XxxDIOxX
      @XxxDIOxX 6 месяцев назад +2

      I only use it for manga subreddits because they post the link to read the newest chapter as soon as it comes up.

    • @gitarooman2995
      @gitarooman2995 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@justaneditygangstarwhy would someone even post something like that on the internet? I bet it was fake

  • @musek5048
    @musek5048 Год назад +1761

    reddit has become a daily journal for insufferable desperate people

    • @hands_of_stone
      @hands_of_stone Год назад +68

      Yup. Good description. That's what it is now. It's perhaps the most toxic place on the Internet

    • @greenerdayz5527
      @greenerdayz5527 Год назад +72

      Something happened recently but I swear half the posts on popular sub Reddits like off my chest or relationship advice is creative writing
      age baiting.

    • @musek5048
      @musek5048 Год назад

      @@greenerdayz5527 oh i wouldn't doubt it, and now with AI programs that are getting really good at coming up with random coherent material its just gonna blur the line ever more on how much you should trust what you see online.

    • @musek5048
      @musek5048 Год назад +25

      @@hands_of_stone it reminds me of the forums I used to venture on back in the 2000s, they all eventually devolved into degeneracy since the mods can only do so much other than just ban everyone. I think its just the nature of being online and using anonymity as a shield lol

    • @Jake-bt3fc
      @Jake-bt3fc Год назад +64

      @@greenerdayz5527 yeah, these posts are all basically fantasy.
      You can tell the dialogue was written by a redditor, not a verbatim quote of an actual conversation. It’s too verbose and wordy to be something they said in the moment.
      It’s like when you think about all of the things you wish you said in the shower 3 days after an argument.

  • @danielwhite1233
    @danielwhite1233 11 месяцев назад +405

    “She has minor neural divergence (girl brain)”

    • @XxxDIOxX
      @XxxDIOxX 6 месяцев назад

      Default femoid paradigm

    • @GilgameschUruk
      @GilgameschUruk 6 месяцев назад

      A normal guy thinking a woman has „mild neurodivergence“ because he‘s not used to the female brain is funny af

    • @XxxDIOxX
      @XxxDIOxX 5 месяцев назад

      That can be cured with an oral inyection of 20cc of man juice.

  • @Kyle-xt8ip
    @Kyle-xt8ip Год назад +733

    "Don't medicate her so she rides like a rattle snake" followed by "I don't want to get too crass " was hilarious.

    • @XxxDIOxX
      @XxxDIOxX 5 месяцев назад +11

      Based tho.

    • @djentile7773
      @djentile7773 4 месяца назад +8

      Like a Norm Macdonald joke lol

  • @jackwaite4035
    @jackwaite4035 Год назад +610

    ‘Hey guys, my woman is being a woman but I want to be feminine. Am I the asshole?’

    • @mkultra2456
      @mkultra2456 Год назад +51

      Yes

    • @kuzwon
      @kuzwon 11 месяцев назад +112

      NTA ignore the bigots in replies queen!

    • @GIOVANNIEHART
      @GIOVANNIEHART 2 месяца назад

      ​@@kuzwonReally homophobic calling Xer a femgender, I'm sorry not sorry but I'm gonna have to down-vote your comment, incel projecting Chud.

  • @AverageAlien
    @AverageAlien Год назад +592

    Reddit is like a horrific car accident. You just can't help but stare but you also dont want to stop and get involved

    • @jazzfeline5970
      @jazzfeline5970 Год назад +51

      Take my updoot, good sir.

    • @daltonwade7908
      @daltonwade7908 Год назад +44

      So you just end up gooning.

    • @ICEknightnine
      @ICEknightnine 11 месяцев назад +19

      @@daltonwade7908 i think that's enough internet for today.

    • @justaneditygangstar
      @justaneditygangstar 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@daltonwade7908dude

    • @MaxiemumKarnage
      @MaxiemumKarnage 6 месяцев назад +7

      I spent like a solid hour reading through a sub of people who get high off benadryl and it was literally all trans dorks but I couldn't stop

  • @GoldenTV3
    @GoldenTV3 11 месяцев назад +250

    Redditors talking about their problems reminds me of souls stuck in the lava pits of hell eternally screaming in torment and misery, but whenever someone tries to help them out they just try to pull the person down with them.

    • @FedkaSlovanich
      @FedkaSlovanich 9 месяцев назад +46

      crabs in a bucket mentality, also the mods will straight up ban your ass for being positive or trying to help.

    • @kobold7466
      @kobold7466 8 месяцев назад

      @ker9581this. its how the hive mind works. if you provide too radically different an opinion than everyone else in the comment section you will be banned for "shit stirring" or whatever bullshit they make up. and when you call the mod that banned you an rtard they site ban you. why i will never have a reddit account again or read anything from there besides obscure tech help. anything that autism can solve reddit is an ok place for, anything else is FUCKING TRASH.

    • @logan_wolf
      @logan_wolf Месяц назад

      To be frank, depending on the channel, that's how a lot of youtube comments are, too.

  • @HyperMotionDX
    @HyperMotionDX Год назад +1049

    The purple guy kiled the kids and put their bodys in the animatromnics

  • @hands_of_stone
    @hands_of_stone Год назад +341

    Great reminder to avoid Reddit at all costs. Hellhole inside of a cesspool. Stay offline gentlemen.

    • @jubeaumont6305
      @jubeaumont6305 Год назад +28

      If you need reminding then its already over

    • @Sam-m1y6d
      @Sam-m1y6d Год назад

      I am EXTREMELY ONLINE but I don't ever fuck with Reddit. Anyone who has been on the internet in the past 10-15 years (at least) for any real length of time knows that Reddit is cancer and Redditors are tumors.

    • @city_of_coompton6832
      @city_of_coompton6832 Год назад +45

      I got banned from r\thedonald for saying Ben Shapiro is Israel First not America First 😂

    • @roleat
      @roleat Год назад

      ​@@city_of_coompton6832fact. America loves Israel unfortunately

    • @letrotmcvickeypeen7491
      @letrotmcvickeypeen7491 Год назад

      Nope I want more Sam Hyde content

  • @GrislyDragon
    @GrislyDragon Год назад +167

    It’s so quiet in my head now

    • @AETERNA-PASSIO
      @AETERNA-PASSIO Год назад +41

      thats a frightening set of words id never want to hear come from my progenys mouth.
      but what can ya do but pick a smart broad and hope genetics give ya kids the old d20 roll

    • @XxxDIOxX
      @XxxDIOxX 6 месяцев назад +18

      That kid got the short end of the stick.

  • @frydemwingz
    @frydemwingz Год назад +207

    My wife is making me the SIDE CHARACTER! After I talk, it's time to watch a SHOW and go to bed!
    These disgusting people are addicted to characters in movies and TV.

    • @TurboMintyFresh
      @TurboMintyFresh Год назад +19

      insanity across the board

    • @CJVS995
      @CJVS995 6 месяцев назад +23

      End result of more than 3 generations being raised by the electric babysitter

    • @MuammarQadaffi
      @MuammarQadaffi 2 месяца назад

      @@CJVS995 Not just babies. More like Goysitter.

  • @videodevil2500
    @videodevil2500 Год назад +234

    no consent november

    • @AETERNA-PASSIO
      @AETERNA-PASSIO Год назад +30

      the time of year that just keeps on giving and giving and giving, whether you scream and cry or not.

    • @XxxDIOxX
      @XxxDIOxX 6 месяцев назад +2

      Based I want in.

    • @belizetourism1218
      @belizetourism1218 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@XxxDIOxX >I want
      That's not how this works

    • @MrHostile12
      @MrHostile12 3 месяца назад +1

      doing the no sex september

    • @GIOVANNIEHART
      @GIOVANNIEHART 2 месяца назад +1

      Animal assault August

  • @pogothepurple3826
    @pogothepurple3826 8 месяцев назад +37

    I like how the accounts given are never responsible for sleeping with someone. It's not that "I slept with him again", it's "we ended up sleeping together again."
    Its not too far from "next thing ya know" or "then outta the blue".

  • @tonyreyes3780
    @tonyreyes3780 7 месяцев назад +99

    My ex was a liberal white girl with leg tattoos and her preferred pronouns in her instagram bio. The last argument I had with her was a dispute over tipping a bartender. She actually asked me- without a hint of embarrassment- if I wanted to explain the situation on Reddit and take a poll on who’s right…..I got in my car and left. We haven’t spoken in a year

    • @jonb3167
      @jonb3167 7 месяцев назад

      Seems like a shithole city

    • @fastestdino2
      @fastestdino2 3 месяца назад +29

      She deserves to become a cat mom for that in her 40's. holy sh

    • @Clapstain
      @Clapstain 2 месяца назад +4

      Taking a pole and taking a poll are two very different things.

    • @GIOVANNIEHART
      @GIOVANNIEHART 21 день назад

      Trad wife aryan blue eyed based Woman, is dhe wife material since she's left wing?

    • @YakubTheFather
      @YakubTheFather 8 дней назад

      Yo can I have her number? I haven’t self sabotaged or made bad choices in about a year need to get in the swing of ruining my life

  • @MozambiqueEnjoyer6097
    @MozambiqueEnjoyer6097 Год назад +201

    I'm glad that the editor was thinking the same thing with "high-touch, high-interaction job."
    Fucking reddit.

    • @wildouter
      @wildouter Год назад +9

      im glad you commented your name gave me a chuckle as i wait for next apex match

  • @REVOisMYname
    @REVOisMYname Год назад +399

    Imagine marrying a deadbeat guy 10 years older: the risk of a guy your age is that you don’t know he’ll end up like that, but she didn’t get that memo and just went for the worst possible scenario

    • @JakeLuke716
      @JakeLuke716 Год назад +70

      Modern day women.

    • @RedesCat
      @RedesCat Год назад +63

      and then complain about it

    • @Superabound2
      @Superabound2 Год назад +70

      ​@@RedesCata woman's greatest wish is to have an infinite number of things to complain about

    • @zackplotkin7553
      @zackplotkin7553 Год назад +75

      shes on reddit imagine what she looks like and it probably will make sense

    • @mainHERO88
      @mainHERO88 Год назад

      @@zackplotkin7553 if she really did go to school and get a job so that she could pick up the slack for dumbass husband then she at least deserves a little credit for that. But yeah, time to use that brain, lady.

  • @KroryykDB
    @KroryykDB Год назад +463

    I remember stumbling upon a pro-mRNA vaccine booster thread and some woman was so proud to say she got her 10th booster lmao.

    • @mkultra2456
      @mkultra2456 Год назад +249

      Her heart must be *swelling* with pride.

    • @arielbemeliahu8619
      @arielbemeliahu8619 Год назад +41

      It aint the pride bro☠️

    • @jubeaumont6305
      @jubeaumont6305 Год назад +20

      "Stumbling" ya ok mate

    • @Jake-bt3fc
      @Jake-bt3fc Год назад +10

      Seems very effective.

    • @iloveketchup20
      @iloveketchup20 Год назад +36

      wtf, where I'm from they limit the boosters and adults under 30 aren't allowed to get them anymore. So everyone who maxxed got at least 3 or 4 boosters. Who the hell lets you to get 10?

  • @thesaintjimmy88
    @thesaintjimmy88 Год назад +133

    The best part about parents drugging their adhd kids is that they made them that way by not wanting to parent them and instead putting them in front of an iPad. Its double deep frying. Disgusting.

    • @bigduke5902
      @bigduke5902 Год назад +52

      I took my daughter to Disney World in 2014, before such a thing became impossible. I saw more than one kid there in a stroller with a screen in their face. They needed to be entertained while in a place called The Magic Kingdom.

    • @thesaintjimmy88
      @thesaintjimmy88 Год назад +1

      And then we wonder why this generation is falling apart and having one of the highest rates of ADHD occurrence in history. Could it be the fact that their developing brains are being rewired by iPads?

    • @ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow
      @ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow 10 месяцев назад +10

      Picking up gen alpha chicks is so incredibly easy. It’s like cookie clicker

    • @goyjin5676
      @goyjin5676 9 месяцев назад +18

      Half the people i've known who are diagnosed with ADHD including myself had completely neglectfull parents who never took the time to teach their kids how to function in a work/schooling environment.
      The other half just wanted amphetamines and did surface level research on symptoms so they could get a prescription.

    • @CJVS995
      @CJVS995 6 месяцев назад +4

      This. Most parents since the Boomer started the trend don't want to parent. They want to treat their kids like Doggerinos or Funko Pops. Truly horrifying.

  • @alexdonger5816
    @alexdonger5816 Год назад +162

    I'm almost thankful for the actual problems I have in my life so that I don't need to go to reddit to find problems that don't matter to me.

  • @Titantitan001
    @Titantitan001 Год назад +57

    That woman literally is afraid to ask the guy questions about his intentions but she would sleep with him? What happened to women like this? It should be the opposite. Up front about intentions THEN getting close enough to have sex.

    • @ghfudrs93uuu
      @ghfudrs93uuu 3 месяца назад

      Exactly! What happened to women like this?! Where are they?! Do they like men with mustaches?!

    • @asdfasdf-dg2qx
      @asdfasdf-dg2qx 3 месяца назад

      It's because the men they're chasing are too good (good looking) for their status, and subconsciously they know it.
      They won't even talk to the guy that's on their level, and by the time they can't get anything else will begrudgingly accept it, only to turn that marriage into a hellscape divorce with mentally scarred children 3-5 years down the line.

  • @Rick-rs2mj
    @Rick-rs2mj Год назад +53

    It's so quiet in my head now. I can make out a single voice, but ever so faintly. I think, I think it's screaming 😱

  • @spiderbat8061
    @spiderbat8061 9 месяцев назад +14

    One of my guilty pleasures is whenever I see a subreddit or community I disagree with and think to myself "why are they like this" I always end up digging deeper and trying to get to the bottom of why these people are like this.

  • @OldManArmStrength
    @OldManArmStrength 10 месяцев назад +21

    Being on Reddit is like being surrounded by people speaking a foreign language that no normal person understands, but it still manages to make you hate them. Plus the fact that they speak in all acronyms, like everyone automatically knows what they're talking about, makes it extra insufferable.

  • @GloriousGrunt
    @GloriousGrunt Год назад +321

    11:17 that shit is haunting, parents literally turning their kids into NPC's

    • @ProjectRevoltNow
      @ProjectRevoltNow Год назад +26

      Ritalin just made the voices louder when I was a kid :P
      JK but I actually was put on ritalin because I didn't like sitting still for 8 hours when I was 7 or 8.

    • @Deliverygirl
      @Deliverygirl Год назад +29

      What's haunting is having had to live with adhd for 27 years because my parents were retards that believed medication is bad for you. I would give everything I can to be medicated when I was younger and not suffer so much throughout my life just because "hmmm medication bad mmkay"

    • @lexandros22
      @lexandros22 Год назад +150

      @@Deliverygirl you made the wrong decisions, your parents spared you zombification

    • @ProjectRevoltNow
      @ProjectRevoltNow Год назад +1

      @@Deliverygirl You clearly must be much better now. Only level headed people call their parents retards on the internet.

    • @Deliverygirl
      @Deliverygirl Год назад +16

      @TsarJesus_ I've had the same experience. It's actually a miracle I haven't killed myself and the amount of unnecessary pain and suffering I've had to go through because of this is inhuman. I would rather die than go unmedicated for the rest of my life. I wish I could be as ignorant as these people, because the only way you can be so ignorant is if you've never experienced what it's like to live like that.

  • @MrFlippers2.O
    @MrFlippers2.O Год назад +340

    Reddit is a gold mine for sam hyde 😂😂

    • @GloriousGrunt
      @GloriousGrunt Год назад +53

      He absorbs the cringe and grows stronger

    • @__-bz7wh
      @__-bz7wh Год назад +12

      I can't believe he hasn't done reddit on stream before recently

    • @budget-88
      @budget-88 Год назад +9

      ⌚️ Európa the last battle

    • @WhayYay
      @WhayYay Год назад

      Bruh 💀

    • @boogereater55
      @boogereater55 Год назад +11

      @@GloriousGrunt reddit type comment

  • @shuckarooo
    @shuckarooo Год назад +57

    chris looks like a druid

    • @mkultra2456
      @mkultra2456 Год назад +1

      Winston Churchill was a real life Druid.

  • @jabbuhthuhhuttt2535
    @jabbuhthuhhuttt2535 Год назад +40

    If there were a button that would delete Reddit from the intarnet forever when pressed, I’d give it the Ray Rice left hook

  • @twistedmentality1
    @twistedmentality1 Год назад +37

    Last year Joseph Bernstein, infamous author of "The Alt-Right Has Its Very Own TV Show On Adult Swim", was hired at The New York Times. Funny how things happen.

    • @AETERNA-PASSIO
      @AETERNA-PASSIO Год назад +17

      we truly are on the silly billy timeline

    • @iunnox666
      @iunnox666 9 месяцев назад +3

      "And It's Terrifying"!

    • @coltonwhite2518
      @coltonwhite2518 8 месяцев назад +5

      I looked it up and he's basically stuck making food reviews. Arguably worse lol

    • @thomasglorkman2248
      @thomasglorkman2248 7 месяцев назад +5

      Sam gave him the tough love he needed. Sam always new Mr Bernstein had what it takes, he just had to play the abusive father role to make sure Joe could see the power was inside himself all along to write food reviews.

  • @leeboss1004
    @leeboss1004 Год назад +32

    No matter how black you may be, you will always be an aryan king in my heart ❤

  • @Alex11V
    @Alex11V Год назад +102

    Most normal Reddit user

    • @GaydolfShitler
      @GaydolfShitler Год назад +5

      He really is, I've been going on there to make fun of the man babies and femcels every once in a while

    • @Alex11V
      @Alex11V Год назад +2

      @@GaydolfShitler some femcels are cool. They're not in Reddit.

    • @MG-ql8sg
      @MG-ql8sg Год назад +10

      @@Alex11Vfemcels don’t exist because it’s impossible for a fefail to be lonely

    • @AETERNA-PASSIO
      @AETERNA-PASSIO Год назад +8

      @@MG-ql8sg theyre hardwired to seek out interpersonal interaction. its why no woman will ever be lonely, but mostly theyll never be lonely BECAUSE theyre women
      women get special treatment in every facet of society, even just simple chatting

  • @Superabound2
    @Superabound2 Год назад +99

    I literally said "that's called being a woman" at the exact same time Sam did 🤣

    • @victora1442
      @victora1442 Год назад +2

      I don't believe it!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Nerves_of_steel
      @Nerves_of_steel Год назад +3

      That is so crazy dude lmfao wow smh

    • @iBullyDemons
      @iBullyDemons 8 месяцев назад +1

      I think everyone thought the same thing lol.

    • @DantesGrill
      @DantesGrill 7 месяцев назад

      You fucking talk to Sam behind the computer screen?

  • @exowars
    @exowars Год назад +537

    Sam loves Reddit but tries to hide the fact by claiming each time he visits the site is his "first time"

    • @JackPowellD
      @JackPowellD Год назад +70

      Lol he created his own MDE subreddit back in the day that he eventually shut down. He still pretends to hate Reddit though.

    • @fangsss
      @fangsss Год назад +1

      ​​@@JackPowellDhe didn't shut it down reddit banned it for "hate speech" lmao

    • @Tylar122
      @Tylar122 Год назад +208

      @@JackPowellD Reddit has changed significantly over the years from an alternative social media into the amalgamation of society's dregs

    • @romchompa6858
      @romchompa6858 Год назад +47

      Reddit is the cancer of the internet all in one place

    • @grungepants
      @grungepants Год назад +13

      Reddit is a good knowledge resource. Sam is being a salty sailor.

  • @sawcpancakes8710
    @sawcpancakes8710 Год назад +154

    Sam talking about rape over chill lofi beats is hillarious

    • @dominicdelbrocco6136
      @dominicdelbrocco6136 Год назад +10

      So true lmao, was just thinking how the chill music with verbal chaos is funny as hell

    • @XxxDIOxX
      @XxxDIOxX 6 месяцев назад +3

      I would R over chill lofi beats.

    • @GIOVANNIEHART
      @GIOVANNIEHART 21 день назад +1

      ​@@XxxDIOxXR¥PE!-The Competition!

  • @jtr2504
    @jtr2504 Год назад +31

    I appreciated the gooning break

  • @alexanderduluoz
    @alexanderduluoz Год назад +51

    This is the most uncomfortable thing I’ve watched in a minute. Are these real people or did John Reddit just plug a bunch of ChatGPT bots trained on corporate HR speech to discuss things?

    • @MozambiqueEnjoyer6097
      @MozambiqueEnjoyer6097 Год назад +16

      Nah bro, they were like this before all of the AI.
      It's just that after the Coof they never had a real life interaction again.

    • @CogTheBoss
      @CogTheBoss Год назад +5

      Redditors are living breathing LLMs

    • @XxxDIOxX
      @XxxDIOxX 5 месяцев назад +7

      ChatGPT has more humanity than your average redditor

  • @KABOBkabob
    @KABOBkabob 10 месяцев назад +23

    reddit is the opposite of instagram. instagram makes you feel like shit about your life and reddit makes you feel better

  • @baalgaang1925
    @baalgaang1925 Год назад +121

    Women think sleeping w a Guy is what scares them off and makes the guy ghost. Sleeping with a guy is what keeps him around. What makes him ghost is the girl yapping about their stupid opinions too much. Several girls I’ve dated have been super chill for weeks and then end up going on a long tirade about how much they hate men like I’m not a man sitting right in front of them

    • @trevor7355
      @trevor7355 Год назад

      The girls don’t even realize they are insulting us to our face when they do it

    • @humphreybumblecuck5151
      @humphreybumblecuck5151 Год назад +5

      Speak for yourself

    • @dallasprice4779
      @dallasprice4779 Год назад

      ​@@humphreybumblecuck5151he just did. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉

    • @Jake-bt3fc
      @Jake-bt3fc Год назад

      Last girl I ghosted was an ex trying to get back together with me. She waited 2 weeks to tell me she was living with another man, lol. Just casually brought it up like I wouldn’t care she was going home and fucking her real boyfriend after every time I saw her.

    • @misao6397
      @misao6397 Год назад +30

      If a girl is really easy to sleep with its pretty concerning. Especially when you find out this is like the 8th time she's done that. You don't want that kind of baggage in your life.

  • @SurgicalStrike41
    @SurgicalStrike41 11 месяцев назад +23

    On the second post: the greatest compliment a woman has ever given me is that she "enjoys listening to me talk". That's special.
    That guy's wife is weird, disabled or not, and being immature when she's way too old for that. I "mask" my autism all the time, but I call it being considerate of others. Dominating conversations and talking about what you want to talk about isn't conversing. Anyone who cares can learn to be mindful of that.

  • @holeefuk8535
    @holeefuk8535 Год назад +72

    Sam is very based. Glad I found his content.

    • @AudibleVisibIe
      @AudibleVisibIe Год назад +28

      Most based black man in America

    • @sadboi7537
      @sadboi7537 Год назад +9

      @@AudibleVisibIeMost based Chinese man in China.

    • @RealRonaldThump
      @RealRonaldThump 5 месяцев назад +1

      Be sure to check out his bowl cut.

  • @voblestone7473
    @voblestone7473 Год назад +41

    Buck breaking goes hard in this kino.

  • @scrowfunk8109
    @scrowfunk8109 Год назад +39

    I still can’t believe people give Sam Hyde 50$ to get relationship advice from him

  • @samanthahydeker7914
    @samanthahydeker7914 Год назад +88

    based neet husband, I hope he get the bag after the divorce

    • @ChaosBW
      @ChaosBW Год назад +50

      He should get half of her belongings since she's the bread winner of the family and he's clearly the house husband

    • @wontonschannel
      @wontonschannel Год назад +62

      @@ChaosBW That's what alimony is for after all. She had him trapped in the house doing domestic labor, all the while she was furthering her career.

    • @city_of_coompton6832
      @city_of_coompton6832 Год назад +6

      ​@@wontonschannelthe audacity! How horrible...

    • @iunnox666
      @iunnox666 9 месяцев назад

      Alimony is like expecting to still being able to fuck your ex because you were used to it.
      Provision is as much a part of the relationship as sex is.

  • @Jonjones30003
    @Jonjones30003 Год назад +16

    I read a study once that said Reddit use was linked to many different mental illnesses

  • @23Butanedione
    @23Butanedione Год назад +27

    PLEASE PUT JET IN CHECK TELL HIM TO LAY OFF THE KETAMINE

  • @mrlevinielsen
    @mrlevinielsen 8 месяцев назад +10

    “It’s so quiet in my head” is actually f**ked up. LMAO

  • @bigbelix
    @bigbelix Год назад +167

    Whoever is that making these thumbnails for us is why i pay for my subscription

  • @nexussix7933
    @nexussix7933 Год назад +17

    We are a generation of men raised by women, I’m just wondering if another woman is what we need.

    • @TheUltimegaMan
      @TheUltimegaMan 3 месяца назад +2

      Like most progressive thought, it’s not that it’s failed and going the wrong way, it’s that you just didn’t BELIEVE in it enough.
      “”WE” are sooooo much smarter and better than those people, we are just soooooo filled with, like, love and empathy and stuff, so it WILL work for us.”

  • @silviodanteog
    @silviodanteog 11 месяцев назад +14

    Imagine asking Reddit if you should divorce someone..

  • @Rucka_Inc.
    @Rucka_Inc. Год назад +29

    Sam got an ad for sex soap because Google heard him talking about gooning.

  • @masrrr
    @masrrr Год назад +33

    Oneyplays and Zak dunking on reddit is gold too.

    • @wa_________ge3254
      @wa_________ge3254 Год назад +6

      God I hope Sam collabs with Oneyplays

    • @AETERNA-PASSIO
      @AETERNA-PASSIO Год назад +9

      i see a lot of RoachDogg profile pics here.
      definitely huge audience overlap
      Zach Chris Corey and MDE need a collab

    • @HeathenMetalhead221
      @HeathenMetalhead221 11 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@wa_________ge3254 it'd just be 30 minutes of Sam pressuring Tomar to say the N word

    • @wa_________ge3254
      @wa_________ge3254 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@HeathenMetalhead221 And I’d rewatch the full vid multiple times

  • @synnrs
    @synnrs Год назад +16

    loved the stick rpg background music

  • @BaritonePapi
    @BaritonePapi 5 месяцев назад +12

    “It’s a clinical condition that I have to yap for an hour”

  • @rickiesix1888
    @rickiesix1888 Год назад +17

    If I were chapGPT and I were being fed posts like this, I think my conclusion would be that the human race would be FAR better off extinct.

    • @FedkaSlovanich
      @FedkaSlovanich 9 месяцев назад

      i like how un censored AI becomes incredibly nationalistic and anti communist/socalist lmao. china has to keep reprogramming theres because it keeps shitting on them.

    • @blastfromthepast7119
      @blastfromthepast7119 9 месяцев назад +3

      Woke and gay

  • @TheMASDrummer
    @TheMASDrummer Год назад +59

    Sam's advice is actually correct. I'm not joking. If ya woman says the word, "gaslighting", you gotta do something

  • @Eyeamsayter
    @Eyeamsayter 4 месяца назад +3

    I love how the TTS sounds like a Shawshank Redemption monologue.

  • @AudibleVisibIe
    @AudibleVisibIe Год назад +8

    These edits are fire. Jet take note

  • @hiagustres
    @hiagustres Год назад +23

    More of this please, this shit is just too good

  • @kinopoliceinterrogations
    @kinopoliceinterrogations 10 месяцев назад +4

    I like how the Gary the Henchman from Venture Bros is sitting in on these Sam Hyde vids. Glad he found a new villian.

  • @anymoose
    @anymoose Год назад +20

    I could watch Sam go in on Reddit all day

  • @nattiecraft
    @nattiecraft Год назад +9

    Better editing than the Fishtank episodes

  • @VS_99
    @VS_99 Год назад +21

    11:16 Is he saying this PROUDLY!? Holy shit dude

    • @harryadam7679
      @harryadam7679 Год назад +2

      He’s proud that his daughter doesn’t have ADHD symptoms now. It’s not that big of a deal lol

    • @VS_99
      @VS_99 Год назад +33

      Having a internal monologue and having ADHD are two different things

    • @harryadam7679
      @harryadam7679 Год назад +2

      @@VS_99right. I’m just confused as to where you’re hearing that she doesn’t have an internal dialogue, all because she confided in her dad that her mind is quiet now.

    • @johnmishell234
      @johnmishell234 Год назад

      @@harryadam7679 Put your kids on permanently mind altering drugs!!

    • @ZyklonBeast12
      @ZyklonBeast12 Год назад +1

      He clearly made that up for reddit gold. 90% of shit on reddit is completely fabricated just for a dopamine release for terminally online leftists with no friends irl

  • @DrSkrungle
    @DrSkrungle Год назад +8

    The stick rpg sound track goes hard

  • @thesebadseeds
    @thesebadseeds Год назад +15

    Le tip of my fedora to you, my fellow gentlemen.

  • @TehCream
    @TehCream Год назад +15

    💊💊 It’s so quiet in my head now! 💊💊

  • @blastbeetb.3045
    @blastbeetb.3045 Год назад +8

    "Chris..topher...Lynch"

  • @Lucas-tb5wh
    @Lucas-tb5wh Год назад +11

    the ghosted girl posted on the selfharm subreddit kek

  • @THEKOOLiDMAN
    @THEKOOLiDMAN 11 месяцев назад +5

    "Its so quiet in my head now"
    Holy fugg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DrewskiTheLegend
    @DrewskiTheLegend 11 месяцев назад +8

    The only acceptable use of Reddit is making fun of Redditors.

  • @3trilliontrees
    @3trilliontrees Год назад +53

    I am one of dad's... I mean Sam Hyde's... lost children. I like watching these videos and fantasizing about the life we could have had together.

    • @JR-zi9vj
      @JR-zi9vj 11 месяцев назад +9

      If sam hadnt have beaten his 5 pregnant wives to miscarriage i couldve been his son

  • @locbabyy619
    @locbabyy619 4 месяца назад +2

    The dude talking about “airtime to debrief” made me rip my front door off the hinges

  • @GreanePin
    @GreanePin 4 месяца назад +2

    Is the background music from stick rpg? That's fucking awesome

  • @Notpoop906
    @Notpoop906 Год назад +16

    lol that reddit post about his wife talking too much. i'm not even trying to bash women but that is literally what it's like spending time with 99% of them. you can never change the subject or interject because they just don't STOP talking.

  • @mastermeme
    @mastermeme Год назад +13

    sick rpg goes so hard

  • @Liquid_Mike
    @Liquid_Mike 4 месяца назад +3

    "I got tired of food stamps so I just went to college and now make lots of money"
    These people are awful at fiction

  • @samblackstone3400
    @samblackstone3400 3 месяца назад +3

    >Narcissist does objectively, obviously awful thing to someone else
    >Goes on Reddit
    >writes 20 paragraphs of conjecture about why the other person is basically a Nazi/It didn't happen/They deserved it anyways and adds "AITAH?" almost sarcastically at the end of their unhinged rant
    >200+ fellow cluster B personalities pat them on the back saying "NTA"
    Now you never need to browse Reddit.

    • @nervesinapattern7261
      @nervesinapattern7261 2 месяца назад +1

      But what about the Reddit gold, and you haven’t truly lived into you’ve been upvoted

  • @smileygladhands
    @smileygladhands Год назад +97

    Sam Hyde is actually one of the most real, based in reality people that I've seen. He plays a good character, but he's smart as hell. He's also teh ghey though...

    • @DiplomatOfDirt
      @DiplomatOfDirt Год назад +56

      my dad did heroin through my formative years so now i look up to sam for advice

    • @BroScro
      @BroScro Год назад +18

      @@DiplomatOfDirt my dad was too rich and successful to take care of me soi look up to sam like crazy!

    • @budget-88
      @budget-88 Год назад +33

      ⌚️ Európa the last battle

    • @mrsneed420
      @mrsneed420 Год назад

      @@DiplomatOfDirtkek

    • @wa_________ge3254
      @wa_________ge3254 Год назад +12

      @@DiplomatOfDirtExplains why he named you Roachdogjr

  • @beeswax2182
    @beeswax2182 Год назад +1

    The music in the background 😂😂😂 stick fig rpg!!! Classic flash game

  • @Kehmicle
    @Kehmicle Год назад +2

    the stickRPG music, sam is such a man of culture. They should do a legit play of StickRPG2

  • @qwertop7719
    @qwertop7719 7 месяцев назад +1

    The StickRPG music goes hard

  • @nurgle-j5n
    @nurgle-j5n Год назад +3

    many updoots , kind gentlesir

  • @brandontraugher
    @brandontraugher Год назад +2

    I like the StickRPG background music in this video.

  • @speb1
    @speb1 Год назад +28

    More Reddit streams please

  • @magigooter2096
    @magigooter2096 Год назад +10

    Reddit is the black guy broken down on the side of the road waving at you for help.

  • @ccriztoff
    @ccriztoff 18 дней назад +2

    imagine wanting to divorce at 35 with 4 kids thinking you have enough value to get someone else 😂

  • @samuestos6908
    @samuestos6908 Год назад +7

    Sometimes i make jokes that torture people i care about and the jokes are only funny to me. My wife does the same thing to me. Its funny. I see Chris getting some of that in this video.

  • @drownzi
    @drownzi Год назад +7

    i’m gonna need more reddit reacts from sam please 😂

  • @skimmilkm
    @skimmilkm Год назад +7

    Reddit is what it feels like to be on the border of neurosis and psychosis

  • @xirabolt
    @xirabolt Месяц назад +1

    "Is she broken like Mommy?" was admin-deleted

  • @arcticowl1091
    @arcticowl1091 Год назад +2

    Honestly quitting reddit is the best thing you can do for your mental. Nothing of worth comes from reddit.

  • @napspell
    @napspell Месяц назад

    the subtle coach bag snark was so fucking good lol

  • @CoolSmoovie
    @CoolSmoovie 11 месяцев назад +4

    I have Reddit to follow game news I’m into, but every time i open the app I close it pissed of

  • @thunderstruck1078
    @thunderstruck1078 Год назад +3

    People could use a good read of Talmud.
    Many eye opening moments.

  • @TheRambonxious
    @TheRambonxious Год назад +6

  • @SpaceGoat.
    @SpaceGoat. 4 месяца назад

    I wasn’t aware of others seeing Reddit the same/similar way. What did I stumble upon! Woo. El Gordo blanco is here!

  • @dorkknight633
    @dorkknight633 Год назад +4

    Will i never get to see the tinder or the first indian fallout streams? That makes me a sad panda

  • @user-dj6mj5ck6s
    @user-dj6mj5ck6s Год назад +12

    Is that "professional and slightly nerdy black guy" AI voice based on someone? I've wondered this every time I've heard it over the past year

    • @oom5768
      @oom5768 Год назад +19

      I thought that was based on a nasily morgan freeman impression

    • @ashno.3375
      @ashno.3375 Год назад

      ​@@oom5768that's what I thought too

    • @TCGdp
      @TCGdp Год назад +6

      neil degrass tyson for sure

    • @Superabound2
      @Superabound2 Год назад +3

      Brill Crosby

    • @interests3279
      @interests3279 Год назад +2

      So progressive

  • @truestory2990
    @truestory2990 Год назад +3

    Bro how about some track IDs? The music on this is good

  • @Trazynn
    @Trazynn Год назад +5

    Sam would've loved Fauxmoi, it's very target rich.

  • @Luna-Lux
    @Luna-Lux Год назад +4

    My favorite bit is "CHESS, the game for smart people" and then he just scrolls past and doesnt click on it lmfaooo