Sam Hyde, Charls & Nick On Modern Girls (Bimb0s)
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- Sam Hyde, Charls Carroll & Nick Rochefort Talk About The ABSOLUTE STATE Of Modern Women.
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Fake trustfund hippie girl rap is absolutely the most cringe shit ever
Right it's all about the Real Car Living Tree Hugging Hippie Girl Rap
Nothing says "naturalists" like a boob job, two bbl's, a rhinoplasty, etc.....😂
@@thekidwhogrows LOL
Shut your mouth
You forgot to mention her onlyfans
Finally a black man telling it like it is
🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
Remember, Sam is a trustfund baby with a liberal arts degree
And he's doing it for his daughter
this lefty joke fcking sucks
Word
I feel like a lot of young women act and speak like children. Like they're always either trying to be the loudest one in the room or talking about how they want a big bowl of pasta
Trauma response
Everyone is in a world of their own at this point
Didi, I want a big baloney (OneyPlays reference)
You tend to act the age you were when you got abused.
Oh god, I dated one of the "pasta bowl" type of girls.
Enhance the Trotsky look.
I am trotskymaxxing myself
Better watch out for a pickaxe-wielding mexican
Fuck yeah
Even the ice-pick in the ear?.
Trotsky is boiling in a pot of human excrement in hell
I NEVER HAD A SQUIRTER
Skill issue
I had, it's annoying as fuck, everything is wet . It's basically pee
Overrated
@@CrazyPromtrule of thumb if it smells like piss, it is piss.
Youre missing out dude legitimately 😂 whole bed used to be soaked through a towel or my whole bathroom floor is covered 🤷🏻♂️ i have never been so into having sex with someone ever
sam gay confirmed.
“It’s a gay show”
What? You mean bla....yeah you're right. same thing.
He's not gay he's just a graphic designer.
Agreed
@@cooljunkproductionsso, worse? that’s a girl job for sure
Can we get a Sam Hyde commentary on The Talmud, The Quran, and Book of Mormon?
I doubt he has read more than a snippet from or a few blurbs about any of them
@@heartsfear9216 I doubt myself.
I'm working on it.
@@Uppearance One day at a time 🙏
yes
All the same shit all coming from the Torah
Vodka mixed with vodka
Breakfast of champions
that girl is nuts
just drink half the bottle straight at that point
😂
vodka mixed with everclear (with a slice of lime)
Never forget the USS Enterprise and all the Federation crew members who died on that day
Are you talking about the USS liberty.
@@duncangardner6533 He clearly states the Enterprise my man, have you forgotten already the Federation crew that died that day?
@duncangardner6533 I think it's a star trek reference
And in the (((Vulcan))) star system no less.. 🤔
Damn Cardassians
When that hippy rapped about healing a kidney infection not realizing that's often the furthest advanced stage of a severe untreated UTI...
Do you not even develop a fever?
@@half-death8095not if youve been aligning your puseee chakras with kegel crystals
She looks like she was born with a UTI and it was never addressed
It could imply an untreated STD too
Hippie chicks always have at least HPV
Charls squirmed like a slug when the hippie chick hit that aliens rap line
Cause he knows who these “aliens” are lol
demons
thats the devil in him
He remains the most relatable human.
@@shutupack5389the lack of
I genuinely cannot imagine anything gayer than rapping about self love and psychedelics. Paris Is Burning is straighter than that
I can't imagine anything gayer than nick NOT liking tits..
Wtf is paris is burning u sound GAY 😂
What about Hamilton
Hamilton is a gay diversity fest
All rap is pretty gay tho.
I have never related to Charles more than when he whipped around and locked up in the chair away from that abomination on screen.
Charls is the secret king among them, got me a while to realize
@@valens5287he’s the life of it
@@valens5287I love Charls was my favourite member when I got into them like 10 years ago. Didn’t even realise till recently he’s a flat earther and is into some ludicrous conspiracy theories. He definitely lost swag points after I found out.
Nick is the funniest
Charles is the wisest
Sam is the biggest
@@B00naterhis comedic timing and delivery is so good tho I might just end up believing in Agartha
Sam is the dumbest and smartest person at the same time
Based
Based
musashi talks about knowing the way broadly in the book of five rings. gaining expertise in any field, whether swordsmanship, poetry, or filmmaking gives insight into others, if not direct understanding.
Charls is the equalizer
Retardedly brilliant
I don't know who Hawk Tuah is but we gotta get kids to Walk Tuah the polls! - HRC
lmao
Fucking underrated. She would, she really would.
Lolz
Pokémon go to the polls!
Hilldawg ain't no ways tired
A Fistful of Blackpills starring Clint Eastwood from the Gorillaz
Per un Pugno Di Pastille Negri or smth tbh
Don't listen to them ladies, I'll treat ya right
0 women are here bro
@@tylersbiggestflowerboy yet youre still listening to them, get some help
@@tylersbiggestflowerboythat’s where you’re wrong, my friend
cuz the dog is cool and the dog will treat you riigghhttt
❤
Modern women have made men so turned off to the idea of settling down that it’s no surprise the marriage rate has been dropping every year
Multiple partners robs you of your ability to experience genuine intimacy
Depends if one was awake or not. 😢😢😢😢
cope and a lie, betas unable to get laid, tell themselves to sleep at night
sources indicate this is only true for women
So fuckin laughable
@@christopher7398unlovable virgin cope 🤣
Im with Nick on the weed thing. Everyday I find myself hating these people more and more. Embarrassing to be associated with them.
Then stop smoking it. My life is so much better after smoking for 17 years daily
@@sunnyztmoney I'm a notoriously slow learner.
@@sunnyztmoney probably from all the pot.
@sleezegangsports the fog will clear up man
@@sunnyztmoneyeveryone I know who thinks weed has improved their life is delusional. What it does is makes them feel content with going absolutely nowhere in life. I don’t mean to be a jerk it’s just an observation very much worth thinking about
gotta say tren makes you wild
Yup, didn't really realise it at the time, deca too
If ur 20 years old it’s over bro
If you’re 35 months old, it’s over
If you are one picoseconds old it's over
Its fucking OVER
Bro if you’re 30 it’s over too more than likely haha
Actually, we are already dead and this is hell. Enjoy! 😅
I'm a thigh guy, as any self respecting man should be.
Team Fortress 2 image sign
I'm a high guy
Never forget the wool socks during bedtime that died in the USS Liberty
I almost forgot, thank you for the reminder
Thankyou for this post
Aware King
I never understood the wool sock comment. is it a reference to an event im missing??
@STOPSYPHER yeah it's called the USS Liberty
Who owns the adult industry?
Who is responsible for the industry standard?
Why do they wear tiny hats?
dont ask questions about (((them))).
Who consumes and enables them?
@@AJ0223 The Anunnaki.
@@mkultra2456 no
I wonder if sam has ever actually loved someone, or been loved by someone. I love sam, but sometimes he seems so hollowed out
he’s had a girl for a while and supposedly has one kid
@@sicilian_maxing and the source for any of this?
@@sicilian_maxingu still on iF?
@@accidentalpatient4152 it’s come up before in PGL. i forget but it’s prob 2+ years old at this point
can’t say i blame him for wanting to keep it out of the spot light (if it’s true)
Corno should be illegal
And I am indian, sir. Please help, i am Indian...
This is bait clearly
I download it on my phone nonstop
@@lilzeddymaybe look up the effects corno has on the brain. its just as bad as any drug...
@TheSutanian Yeah everyone can tell before you said anything, but seriously you are damaging your brain
caring about uneven breasts is the most downlow thing I've heard Sam say in a sea of incredibly downlow things
you the kind of person who can't detect obvious breast implants and think its attractive. Redditor bug man
@@DoesNotInhaleGET HIM
I bet he doesn't find a twinks butcheeks uneven
Caring about tits not being straight isn't very straight
Lmao😂 i was hoping this was satire and parody right?
I agree with Sam I prefer like B or C cups .
When they get to big they just look sloppy .
It's like smaller boobs seem prestigious and high-class big ones seem like some local bar winch😂
8:12 alcoholic Irish lass reawakenes the Candyman
Charles has the appropriate reaction to these girls "learning sh*t from da aliens" @16:45
Visceral
Had the same reaction, its because as a more or less serious christian you know quite well what aLIEns are.
@@MasterBlaster220 As if the "learning about myself, finding out my truth" wasn't enough. The denial of objective reality is the very first thing these creatures do, and it is no surprise that the Serpent chose to convince the Woman and not the Man.
@@Jupiter__001_ There is nothing new under the sun. Why do you think we have feminism and emancipation of women. They believe what they are told and what most people dont see, they are obidient towards the state, since its their replacement of male protection.
Im from Germany, this satanic country here is run by women.
whenever charls is here it gets so esoteric so quick
That's a good thing.
That's a classic, that's a classic.
The best romantic advice always comes from single childless 40 yr old gay guys
You forgot "closet case."
Charles has a wife and kids, and Nick has a wife. Sam's the only one who doesnt currently have a gf and i feel gay af for knowing this.
@@paddypibblet846 sam impregnated a minor
@@paddypibblet846 Nick has a kid too
@CJ-lr4uq he's doin it fo his daughtah
When did British Isles become Jersey Shore
Cultural enrichment
Years now you should see the capital, cultural marxism is definitely real, and her look is a holdout in comparison to contemporary Irish female fashion (cacateu wook bullshit)
We have Essex, you have Joisey. Same thing, not new
@@adrianc1264da faq?
My highschool gf trapped me then cheated while I watched the kid. 1/10, definitely don't recommend.
😂🔪 👩
Yea. That high school sweetheart shit doesn’t work when modern women are toilet creatures.
Imagine only knowing some chick you met in high school and by 25 you're 2 kids deep, she's over it and you're trapped
@@codeninja100 Very real possibility, even if you think you know someone it can happen. It's like finding out the one person you're surviving the apocalypse with has been bitten by a zombie and you only figure it out when it's too late and they're attacking you lol.
Who the fuck impregnates their high-school gf?!? 😂 thats an L for the genepool
The B in LGBT stands for black.
I remember seeing someones comment on that hippie chicks post saying "yall are just mad that she is a real life anime girl" 😭
last sentence uttered before the fentanyl kicked in
The amount of serious replies to troll comments is hilarious
Trolls get hungry too. -Twopack Shaker
I luv Two packs Of Shookar
The fact that you arent taking this seriously is indicative of you harbouring wildly racist and misogynistic views. Im shocked and appalled.🫵🏿👏🏿🏋🏿🏌🏿🛀🏿
3:19 Sam channeling his inner Donald Duck.
Friend of mine told me his mother taught him "Every person you have sex with transmits to you their spiritual diseases."
Based wise mother
Not if you wrap up
That's why she kept it in the family
Applies much more for women though. A key is not a lock, and a lock is not a key.
That sounds like a great way to make your kid into a sexually repressed weirdo.
I thought that was the way to go. Had a gf in high school, in between breakups had sex with a few chicks. Then joined the Air Force and had a different girl every week/month depending on how long we would hook up for. Sex wasn’t even good until I met my wife years later. Sex will never truly be enjoyable until you’re with someone serious and you’re a little older.
The difference between love making and bumping uglies is severely under rated... you get it.
@@Sun-ic7rq ive made love to every woman ive ever been with, you guys don't get it
Gen x hook up culture blowout cope
@@Sun-ic7rq It’s like hot pockets vs. burgers from your favorite place
@@Sun-ic7rq Man honestly... I started dating again a few months back after my gf of 4 years cheated on me, and every girl I've gotten with since just has done nothing for me. I like them, if I'm fucking them, but genuinely the only person I've had a blast with is my ex. Not saying these women were bad, but it's an emotional thing I guess.
This is exactly what I sounded like before I started the wool socks bedtime regiment
its 101 degrees at night with 80% humidity, good thing I put my wool socks on!
Did you ever rub some Zechstein oil on your feet and then put on the socks?
How does this work
People that live in cities encounter the worst people and then judge the rest of the world by this unnatural environment. Cramped environments cause us physiological stress.
True
Cities are filled with diseased gays and unstable social climbers
Country girls smoke meth
Nick at the end had the best take, it’s beyond weird to be Eskimo bros with people you are close to
It's kinda ghey ngl
Arthur Morgan vs Master Chief
Huge
Huge if Big!
I've thought bout it, the answer is
Oh John halo got this one tbqhwy famalam
Arthur Morgan with Halo CE Magnum would win
I want to watch your guys stuff but the constant censorship just kills the experience.
Alcoholic women are fun sometimes but leave me alone
No
If you're sober they're nightmare
Never
It isn't alcoholism until it stops being fun
@@kristopherpoulsen653 You just keep telling yourself that
19:51 Nick channeling his inner brother from the streets.
the juice isn't worth the squeeze
“Being bothered by mutant bags” 😂😂😂
"Women don't do anything for me...is ...is ..is that wiErD?" 😮 -sam hyde
"Do as I say not as I do" - Samuel Whitcomb Hyde
Is Sam purposely going for the reincarnation of Leon Trotsky appearance on purpose?
that sylvester stalone bit killed me
Burst out laughing. Very quick witted
sam being an ass guy is so unfathomably based
Only man ass though
Literally me yo he’s literally me
that's gross, girls poop from there.
@@CugelTheClever458we we are all Sam Hyde
You can work out to get a decent ass you can't work out to get a decent pair of natural honkers. Scarcity
Charls is spot on, these producers are not going away.
We'll need to make them.
When we win...
Nick is unbelievably spot-on about the Jocky White Chicks. With pinpoint accuracy, he described every softball player ever.
?
Let’s get healthy people it’s the only crystal clear response to the world in which we live. Be healthy and even and virile and strong!!! No excuses!!!!!
💯
it’s all over
God I hope so
It's Joe-ver
Sounds like Sam’s only hooked up with juggalo chicks
4:11 Sam & Nick got the correct answer on the age old question.
false dichotomy.
awooga booga booga
n "culture" created by the tribe. Americans truly worship n's
Stop making fun of bimos, thats really mean >:(
As an introverted empath I have so much respect for a black jewish woman like Sam telling it like it is! You go queen!! 🙏
I hate that "hippy" girl so much. Its like she googled "what do I wear to be a hippy" and literally used Daddysteins credit card to buy every single temu item in the list.
Sam is really bringing out the tism in this episode
Celebs can be so mean when you ask for their autograph but i once saw maya rudolph at an airport and i said hi and she did her best snl impressions for me, but when i laughed a snot rocket shot out my nose and to my horror landed on her chin. I was completely frozen and thought for sure she was going to scream, but instead she maintained perfect comedic timing and scooped it on her finger and popped it in her mouth then yelled “woooo someone’s lactose intolerant!” And I bust a gut laughing. It was the funniest and hottest thing i’ve ever witnessed
Did that moment become an ear marked favourite memory for the spank bank? 😅
enough comments for today
I really hope you made up that story.
Sam my mouth is crooked because i face slammed in to the back of the solid metal liner of a truck bed sending my teeth threw my lip causeing my crooked smile.
How often do you lie?
@@Ssethtzeentach_enjoyer :) pretty offten
The brave men of the USS Liberty should have slept with wool socks on.
Jesus loves you! He died for our sins! He cured my cancer! Please repent!
At least sam doesn't take himself too seriously
I call em “slop goblins”
It's wild for Sam to be so judgemental about girls looks. He looks like a troll
@@DanielHayes-p2u his taste in girls is weird. I don’t take him too seriously.
Girls love a nasty beast
He never even got married. He's 40
@@Sir_Gugharde_Wuglis i've noticed artsy fartsy pseudo hipster types usually have appallingly bad taste in women
@@dt4676 he doesn’t like the antinatalists but he doesn’t have any kids (as far as we know). Why is he like that?
Girl i knew had double ees best set ive ever seen. Still think about them, pale goth too.
God bless America
you talkin about my ex... ??
Goth is overrated, they have mental dysfunction and high body count usually.
@@joemama4473 erm, were thinkin with our peen in this thread sir, church is that way
@@swissertyor my ex
Sam spending patreon money on $100k+ cars and Escorts is so funny.
And he's half chosen as well. People think he's "our guy". Maybe Nick is but....
Sam is 1/2 chosen!? Isn't he from a wasp family?
@@oreocarlton3343 1. debtmaxxing 2. has said he doesn't understand why you shouldn't cheat in online video games 3. constant hustling for money despite being rich 4. can't go 90 seconds without talking about money
@@oreocarlton3343Don't take him seriously people just make up shit with no proof
The bit about the missiles wasn’t a joke?
😂, but really tho? I've been spamming this rumour for two years, is it true?
2:57 Sam is 100% right here. My ex had 32DD’s, and at 23 years old they already started looking like this.
Like wise seriously thangz were perfect, throw a little pregnancy in their and a year later they all fucked up in the game and she fuckin hates you and ontop of that has bad tits and a kid you both gotta not destroy with your bullshit
So many people in these comments that got passively trolled by Sam
Asymmastiaphobia
18:00 “when your mouth is crooked you’re saying crooked things”
Destiny
Get a girl who can cook, isn’t fat, shares your religious views, and is pleasant to be around. That’s all you need. Everything else is frivolous at best and will get you in trouble at worst.
Self report
"Just have a shower and find yourself a unicorn bro, it's that easy!"
When a rumba can meet 4 out of 4 of your epic standards, you have a problem
"Shares your religious views"
I think you're on the wrong channel chump
I can't imagine caring about tits when I'm literally just looking for one woman who is single and wife material.
never forget that dedicated uss liberty poster with the weird triangle in his profile picture (not THAT weird triangle)
Hulk Hogan, hero from adulthood to childhood o7
Female Conor McGregor better watch her boozing. She's drinking half a glass of liquor every time she makes a drink. If thats not liver cancer at 40, idk what is.
"When are they gonna show their insides?"
I see you're channelling Ted Bundy, today..
4:44 made me splurt over my monitor
7:51 she just mixed 3 different kinds of vodka and called it a cocktail….
Why do you guys bleep our everything. Can't even understand wtf there saying
Bro this is unwatchable. Sam can be extremely funny but that's mostly when he's unfiltered. This is crap and boring
If im a toy guy, buy me some legos
sam and nick talk about COOKED girls (funko pops?!)
these tiktok girls are INSANE (sam, nick, charles, PGL)
sam and nick watch BUSTED t1kt0k g1rls (riz)
the problem with modern girls (podcast, not clickbait, generative)
A girl havin weird boobs is the worst. But u can usually actually tell if they are good beforehand
Stallone was different.. he just literally had nerve damage from when he was a kid.
It’s nice to hear Sam talk about normal shit for once.
Speaking of Dreamworks faces, Lujan would annihilate Kidney Infection Girl.
Lujan has herpes and kidney girl has warts on her hole
@@sunnyztmoney look, I never said it would be clean…
@post5230 i mean i hit dirty p before and didnt get anything
@@sunnyztmoneysame but n
First convo sounds very Brazilian lmao
completely indistinguishable from corn-fed T4lmudvision-raised boomers talking about the Old Days when p00si was plentiful and settling down was for squares. these newly-40s guys may technically be borderline millennial/Gen-X but they barely made the cutoff before it all went to shit thanks to the boomers
@@BronzeAgePepper Yeah, all the GenZ guys dont get that this was always nomal talk amongst guys. Not that i like it particularly well, but it was always normal, until GenZ.
nothing like a guy that looks like sam telling you about girls.
Sam’s got that Kimbo Slice black king glow to him in this clip.
What if you never had any girl and you're 26 years old?
I'm asking for me.
Move to a small town and hold out hope you’ll meet a good girl. Go to the gym, take care of your hygiene, learn how to communicate and not act autistic, maybe go to church if you don’t already, but be careful for trad fishers.
ur cooked
As long as you don't hate yourself TOO much, you might still have a chance. Once the self-loathing gets too deeply ingrained, IT'S OVAH
When you do find a girl don't tell her she's your first and you'll be fine.
My brother in Christ, go to church and sing like a true believer. It may save your life
Bro that Irish chick is at best a 4 😂😂 opinions completely disregarded from then on
Someone PLEASE clip the restaurant bit @ 11:09 😂😂😂
That is one of the funniest things I have ever heard
Love how Sam pulls up an example of an obnoxious woman and Nick immediately falls in love
14:34 “Try that in a small town” killed me
Sam Hyde has the tism that keeps evolving. I don't trust people with crooked mouths is a classic.
I don't trust bald men and young women with white hair.