What a Chit Show Washout ! (Boat Ramps)

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @catmanrescue1
    @catmanrescue1 2 года назад +28

    Being a disabled VET not able to afford to go anywhere i Appreciate your time you take to make these vids , i thankyou very much THX .

  • @josefloridaflatsfishing2478
    @josefloridaflatsfishing2478 2 года назад +55

    Black Point has to be the Walmart of boat ramps , you never know what your gonna run into. Keep the hilarity coming Alfred.

    • @sumtxflygrl1
      @sumtxflygrl1 2 года назад +4

      U mean dollar tree

    • @keeper6458
      @keeper6458 2 года назад +7

      @@sumtxflygrl1 no. I'm pretty sure they mean Walmart 🤣

    • @waltertx.6020
      @waltertx.6020 2 года назад +1

      😂🤣😭

    • @RKar2009
      @RKar2009 2 года назад +2

      Cleanup in aisle 5!

    • @RKar2009
      @RKar2009 2 года назад +1

      ...wait for it...Or maybe this more likened to Costco, after what I saw there today. Think carts as boats, and the checkout as the boat ramps!
      I swear folks trolling to find best shortest and/or fastest moving line was similar to BP Marina on a busy day.

  • @2real4u74
    @2real4u74 2 года назад +6

    Your speaking the truth Alfred!. Common courtesy buddy. That was what we were raised on. It's just others didn't pass it down. But it will make a comeback after this. Because the only way we make it through this craziness. Is by standing together. No color, no sex, no religion. Patriots we stand strong.

  • @henryperez4313
    @henryperez4313 2 года назад +3

    Alfred, new boater here and I have learned so much what not to do with your videos, thank you for videos!!!!!

  • @karaDee2363
    @karaDee2363 2 года назад +12

    Thank you Alfred. I needed my chit show fix so bad today! ❤️

  • @Michael-tq5il
    @Michael-tq5il 2 года назад +11

    Alfred, this is hilarious. Thanks for making me laugh. I love watching boaters loading and unloading at the ramps near our place. It's a real chit-show. The Wildlife and Fishery guys love it too. There's always a few drunk one in the mix. 🤣🤣

    • @largol33t1
      @largol33t1 2 года назад

      That's why I refuse to buy a yacht. I'm worried that my new $50k yacht will get T-boned by a moron who knows NOTHING about boats or a worse an even bigger moron who thinks it's fine to get stone cold drunk before heading back.

  • @darrellbrown8547
    @darrellbrown8547 2 года назад +12

    Alfred is totally right! Be courteous. Regulations SUCK!

    • @johnsipolis
      @johnsipolis 2 года назад +1

      Need more regulations to keep some of these clowns off the water.

    • @nodayatthebeach
      @nodayatthebeach 2 года назад +2

      Normally I might not have wanted to hear that music playing but on a rainy day... it kind of lightened the mood. And I don't even know Spanish! I agree though, less regulations, more common courtesy should be the general unwritten rule.

  • @nativevirginian8344
    @nativevirginian8344 2 года назад +1

    It’s boring up here on the Bay, everybodys a waterman 😊Love your channel. Thank you Mr Montaner!

  • @nodayatthebeach
    @nodayatthebeach 2 года назад +3

    Love these vids. Looks like a the rain stopped a party on the sand bar so the party floated back to the marina!

  • @samanthagreenlee6930
    @samanthagreenlee6930 2 года назад +10

    As a cat owner I can tell you that you are spot on with your cat sound LOL

  • @HiggsBJ
    @HiggsBJ 2 года назад +3

    Alfred, thanks for the daily content. It’s been cold here this spring. Today was one of the few days we’ve had above 70 since last summer. Chit show daily has been keeping me laughing! Thank you!

  • @scenictraveler5578
    @scenictraveler5578 Год назад +1

    I love your Chanel keep up the good job!

  • @garyakashadow596
    @garyakashadow596 Год назад +1

    Alfred you should get one of those small lawnchair umbrellas that clamp on to the chair. Just clamp it on the tripod problem solved. If you don't weight your tripod down though you might consider getting some inexpensive weights and some rope to anchor it and keep it safe from a wind gust that often can happens with rain showers.

  • @renedelapaans647
    @renedelapaans647 2 года назад +3

    Afred with a new edition of hte Chit show !!! let the summer start

  • @bshinn4884
    @bshinn4884 2 года назад +4

    They always want more. You give an inch to em, they'll take a mile, and keep going.

  • @alanteague2799
    @alanteague2799 2 года назад +2

    Alfred, your side kicks are a riot. Too too funny.

  • @kevindavis4351
    @kevindavis4351 2 года назад +3

    Man the ramp looked lit out there. The rain brings out the wild behavior in Florida bro. As long as people are being safe and having fun that's all you can ask for.

  • @sumtxflygrl1
    @sumtxflygrl1 2 года назад +3

    My dad always said growing up on a lake “before u head for dock, have everything tied up, and rope ready to go. Once we pull up we double check and we’re good to go

  • @waltertx.6020
    @waltertx.6020 2 года назад +1

    Wow! What is this Chit!
    Great job Alfred 👍

  • @frankm4277
    @frankm4277 2 года назад +1

    Great Video again Alfred, as always thanks for showing us this. So enjoyable.

  • @marvinl.herren811
    @marvinl.herren811 2 года назад +2

    I don't remember how I found your video but it is great.

  • @DrDoid0420
    @DrDoid0420 2 года назад +1

    Dude, you’re ordinance spot was right on. Mega Dittos!

  • @Soily55
    @Soily55 Год назад +2

    Alfred, thanks for my daily dose of the chit show now I can continue my day!!!!!😂

  • @EmmaDee
    @EmmaDee 2 года назад +3

    Alfred, I freaking love your channel.

  • @floridamermaid16
    @floridamermaid16 2 года назад +2

    You have the best camera…love the clarity

  • @larrygolden167
    @larrygolden167 2 года назад +4

    I love the way you think we don’t need to keep creating laws and rules. I have a loud stereo on my boat but when I come into the ramp I turn it off.

  • @Wogger46
    @Wogger46 2 года назад +21

    It sucks that people blast their music in such a public setting. Our “it’s all about me” society

    • @keithscudder7136
      @keithscudder7136 2 года назад +1

      In the Park, there are signs posted, no music, but as u see, it isn't well enforced. :(

    • @yanelisrodriguez1378
      @yanelisrodriguez1378 2 года назад

      Then go to a church?

    • @ColdSprite
      @ColdSprite Год назад

      Especially at lakes and parks wheee a bunch of other families are.. I can’t stand rap or that shitty reketon crap or whatever it’s called

  • @seymourrackoff
    @seymourrackoff 2 года назад +3

    It's like i-95 in the rain, Alfred I've never seen anything like this before in all of your videos from Black Point.

  • @bluegill2030
    @bluegill2030 2 года назад +2

    I subscribed for the commentary 😂😂. We never have issues like this in my state, this is just crazy!!

  • @rickbarros4958
    @rickbarros4958 Год назад +1

    Sitting in my garage in California looking at the rain outside it's about 9:30 in the evening and I'm watching your rainy project going on at the same time

  • @josephallan4733
    @josephallan4733 2 года назад +4

    the board on the trailer rotted away from the lag bolts.he was try to keep it in place on the board mounts. iv been there with my 87 Bayliner. I used fishing string to hold board in place while loading up. it worked great. weight of boat held it in in untill I had parts to fix it.

  • @irhillbillyirhillbilly8605
    @irhillbillyirhillbilly8605 2 года назад +1

    Best ttards yet!! Keep it coming!!

  • @jameschristian8117
    @jameschristian8117 2 года назад +2

    Yo ALFRED am telling u bro u have THE best job ever... u kill it bro... love the zoom zoom ZOOOOOM.....😁😁😁🤣🤣

  • @jerrylowden1977
    @jerrylowden1977 2 года назад +1

    Love watching your videos. Hello from Texas

  • @SydWaters1776
    @SydWaters1776 2 года назад +4

    Keeping me on my toes.. 😂
    Waaaait for it..
    You said your having a nice "fall" day, So, I thought I clicked an old video. It says released 10hr's ago. So then, I'm like what year is it? What season is it? I'm thinking "I think summer is coming up, where the FK am I.. ".. You had me questioning my existence 😂
    Love your videos, Alfred!
    Dinghy series was great stuff and definately can't beat boat ramp action.

  • @noellaboy7980
    @noellaboy7980 2 года назад +2

    Alfred! What’s happening brother. Your laughter is contagious. Those people with la Terraza on their boat, gave you the stink eye. Scruffy looked embarrassed!😂👍

    • @AlfredMontaner
      @AlfredMontaner  2 года назад +2

      The guy ripped all the dam mangroves!

    • @noellaboy7980
      @noellaboy7980 2 года назад +1

      @@AlfredMontaner I saw that! Isn’t it common knowledge mangroves are protected?🤨

    • @HiggsBJ
      @HiggsBJ 2 года назад +1

      @@AlfredMontaner if he was going to take out trees, he could be more considerate and take out the tree of death, so we could get a better view of lane one.

  • @waitemc
    @waitemc 2 года назад +1

    That type of loading and unloading would drive me crazy

  • @diverrite
    @diverrite 2 года назад +2

    All these years I've been using a "rig" hook wrong. I see in Miami they use them for the boat dock. We use them to pull up to a oil rig and hook in to fish.

  • @williamoorejr
    @williamoorejr 2 года назад +1

    love these extended swim platform transoms. These first showed up when I worked in s Florida , where they were sealing off old stern drives and building those transoms and putting on old Evinrude and Chryslers for power. This was in 1979 or so.

  • @dudleyhaygood3718
    @dudleyhaygood3718 2 года назад +1

    seames that the rain brings out the music lovers,,

  • @rcr6264
    @rcr6264 2 года назад +1

    Bro that seagull noise is an absolute trigger for all the Hitchcock fans. 😳😱

  • @stevepohlmeier7143
    @stevepohlmeier7143 2 года назад +2

    Alfred me and my wife love watching your videos. We spend a lot of time on the Mississippi River in north west Illinois, I would put her against most everyone at Black Point backing a trailer! maybe its that "salt life" that makes them unable to back up?

  • @rccasillas8390
    @rccasillas8390 2 года назад +1

    Another cheee sho great video.

  • @slappyd7388
    @slappyd7388 2 года назад +1

    Dude buys the boat but can't afford commercial free pandora radio. Bro shuts it off when the commercial for a pooping disease come up. Gold!

  • @randomsteveh8373
    @randomsteveh8373 2 года назад +8

    My neighbors play that chit, that loud, practically everyday. They don't use their back yard but grill food and party in the front driveway. It is ruining the neighborhood. People that have lived here for 45yrs had to move away because of them being so inconsiderate.

    • @keithscudder7136
      @keithscudder7136 2 года назад +1

      If they are partying in the front of the house, can't you call the Police about that. It's that way in My development up here on Long island, NY.

    • @erinjean2695
      @erinjean2695 2 года назад +1

      I had those neighbors too. We loved them because we had loud parrots and it was a fair trade off 😂. No complaints either way! Their parties were lit. Lol once we made friends it was all good. Most fun neighbors ever you just gotta come at the whole situation with a friendly disposition don’t hide in your house and call the cops! Bring them some beer, share it together and once you’re all good with eachother find a polite way to ask them to compromise with you!

    • @randomsteveh8373
      @randomsteveh8373 2 года назад +1

      @@erinjean2695 These aren't parties, just them sitting in the driveway drinking 3 or 4 times a week. We've talked, they don't compromise.

  • @billallbright
    @billallbright 2 года назад +2

    Black Point Marina should hire you as entertainment coordinator !

  • @henrymiralles9462
    @henrymiralles9462 2 года назад +1

    My Alfred you made laugh thanks the video and know I go empty hands nothing found

  • @jacksonhardy8432
    @jacksonhardy8432 2 года назад +2

    Al, you need a Bimini top for your camera set up! 😆

  • @DownriverRocks
    @DownriverRocks 2 года назад +4

    She was mean muggling you. 😂😂

  • @davidtshirtman
    @davidtshirtman 2 года назад +1

    you get a lot of nice back sides and beautiful boats

  • @jamesholcomb1401
    @jamesholcomb1401 2 года назад +1

    From Ohio love the chit show

  • @tiger215dawn
    @tiger215dawn Год назад +2

    23:36 Fountain With Quad Mercury Racing 450s

  • @CL-cq1hi
    @CL-cq1hi 2 года назад +3

    Courtesy is like the shopping cart test at the store.. do you put it away in the corral or do you leave it. The people who come in with music maybe the one that leave it.

  • @patrickcooper9641
    @patrickcooper9641 2 года назад +2

    Being courteous begins with not calling everybody Bro!

  • @Name-ot3xw
    @Name-ot3xw 2 года назад +1

    Miami boat people appear to have more fun than Seattle boat people.

  • @bufaloesparh142
    @bufaloesparh142 2 года назад +1

    Love the 🐱 😄😄👍🏻good

  • @pamelabrown9484
    @pamelabrown9484 2 года назад +1

    Alfred your correct abt our rights!
    This is a "low rent" boat ramp...
    Im shocked at what goes on behavior wise!
    It is entertaining!🤣🤣🤣
    Poor fred has had his home invaded by these heathens...

  • @abelleyvajr8789
    @abelleyvajr8789 2 года назад +1

    That's me on minute 8.04, hahahaha I did it good

  • @libertyordeath935
    @libertyordeath935 2 года назад +1

    Love your libertarian view on ordinances. 🤘

  • @devonnabrown1234
    @devonnabrown1234 2 года назад +3

    I'm confused. Fall isn't in May. I mean it's hot year round in Florida but even Miami's Autumn isn't until Sept/October. 😁 We love ya Alfred. Your voice is the best to listen to.

  • @lvmykdz5724
    @lvmykdz5724 2 года назад +1

    10:56 - Damn, she's angry!!

  • @mstrickk1
    @mstrickk1 2 года назад +2

    There should be a music ordinance at ramps. Yes I know, more laws aren't better but at the actual ramp, they need fined. It is a huge safety concern if you can't communicate with people in a very dangerous area.

  • @rickdunn3883
    @rickdunn3883 Год назад

    Alfred: I think the tree to the left side needs trimming.

  • @mikesherrett8928
    @mikesherrett8928 Год назад

    YOU WERE AT YOUR BEST WHEN THE RAINS CAME...AND IT GOT EVEN BETTER.

  • @Corvette_pilot
    @Corvette_pilot 2 года назад +1

    Chit show crunk! 😎🤙🏼

  • @2real4u74
    @2real4u74 2 года назад +1

    Lol! What is this Alfred? A Houlover boat sound off! Will call it Demonetization 2022. Lol! Wait for it!

  • @Taylorcadiz
    @Taylorcadiz 2 года назад +1

    The 11:03 mark with that pissed chick and the cat impersonation was fuckin hilarious

  • @davidhumphries9182
    @davidhumphries9182 2 года назад +1

    what a day that is funny

  • @alancoldicott391
    @alancoldicott391 2 года назад +2

    Hey Alfred, you've shown us this clip before about the guy in the water - Did you ever find out what he was doing? I've heard about tickling for Trout, but was he tickling for Fred the Croc?

  • @curt5253
    @curt5253 2 года назад +1

    I'm amazed at the Spanish population there

  • @Splitshot1
    @Splitshot1 2 года назад +1

    lmfao @ "the walmart of boat ramps", ahahaha!

  • @michellebattersby3243
    @michellebattersby3243 Год назад +1

    My dad is an avid boater he watches and openly laughs at idiots (its funny but embarrassing as hell🤗)

  • @Jdigger4130
    @Jdigger4130 Год назад

    Man. Found ya 2 days ago and just wow... Watching this is hilarious!!!! There must be thee easiest credit in the world in Miami.. The most ghetto thing I ever saw on water. This is comedy! Dunno what language that hideous noise blasting outta those boats is but sooooooo glad I live nowhere near these egg hatched dorks

  • @chadminor2360
    @chadminor2360 7 месяцев назад

    Common sense is a superpower, you can’t expect everyone to have it!

  • @CameronRobinson
    @CameronRobinson 2 года назад +1

    lol yes! AM speaking facts about big gov.

  • @jeffbaran8036
    @jeffbaran8036 2 года назад +1

    Best show. Many thanks. USA Jeff Baran

  • @pamelazandarski5868
    @pamelazandarski5868 2 года назад +1

    with that kind of money you would think they would have Electric Wenches !!!

  • @kisa444
    @kisa444 2 года назад +3

    100% guarantee that Ordinance guy came from NYC or some other nanny state chithole. Don't NY my FL!

  • @ChillingwithDavidB
    @ChillingwithDavidB 2 года назад +1

    How nice was it when the music first went off..

  • @thatssokeywest
    @thatssokeywest 2 года назад +1

    Bro you sounded like a cat frfr

  • @jeffhenson1994
    @jeffhenson1994 2 года назад

    AGAIN ANOTHER DAY DRUNKEN BOATERS MAKING A SCENE

  • @nicholascolabella2181
    @nicholascolabella2181 2 года назад +2

    Hey Alfred it’s Spring not Fall.😂

  • @realclassamerican2774
    @realclassamerican2774 Год назад

    Can you imagine, is someone with an Ice Breaker boat didn't like the loud music from a boat & rammed it real good? Bam! Loud music sinking. OH WELL!

  • @cro75guy81
    @cro75guy81 2 года назад +2

    Alfred its Spring not Fall... 😁

  • @GeorgeBonez
    @GeorgeBonez Год назад

    Whoa! That brown Center-Con w/ quad 400’s is a BeAsT!

  • @chrisholend6463
    @chrisholend6463 2 года назад +2

    I figure out the formula small boats fat chicks big boats skinny chicks

  • @DepressedGiantsFan
    @DepressedGiantsFan 2 года назад +3

    A fall rain?? you dont know what season we're in ??

  • @anthonysiegel4685
    @anthonysiegel4685 2 года назад +1

    That avanti is nice,,100 gallon ÷ 1400 horsepower not too. Bad

    • @keithscudder7136
      @keithscudder7136 2 года назад +1

      That should be good for 30 minutes of Fun ! :) Not

  • @williamvandervoet5824
    @williamvandervoet5824 2 года назад +1

    Someone needs to tell the dude on the Sea Hunt boat in the flag bathing suit CRACK KILLS!

  • @russcrosby
    @russcrosby 2 года назад +1

    Where in Central America is this?

    • @keithscudder7136
      @keithscudder7136 2 года назад +1

      Way south, it's a few miles south of Miami, right next to the Dumps, smell them? :)

  • @backyardbuilttrucks1
    @backyardbuilttrucks1 2 года назад

    Put up a sign . Let's all be courteous to each other. Be surprised

  • @largol33t1
    @largol33t1 2 года назад +2

    Alfred, a simple request. Could you put up some footage of the boats as they head in/out of Black Creek? It's where you head south until you reach the open water. I bet there's plenty of activity there. Even a quick 15 minute video would be cool. Thanks. Your channel is the only one I watch that shows docks, boats and human stupidity at its finest! 😁

  • @craighiebert3384
    @craighiebert3384 2 года назад +1

    What in the ferk are those people looking for in the water? Aren't there crocs in there?

    • @keithscudder7136
      @keithscudder7136 2 года назад +2

      Yes, we have several crocs, several Manatees and the occasional Bottle-nosed Dolphin. But, thanks to Fred the croc, we don't have any Sharks ! :)

    • @craighiebert3384
      @craighiebert3384 2 года назад +1

      @@keithscudder7136 got it.... thank you 👍

  • @jiminsav
    @jiminsav 2 года назад +2

    How do you say spackle that crack in Spanish.

  • @twelvecylinders6273
    @twelvecylinders6273 2 года назад +1

    @31:50 better than sea world

  • @jamesdoster6262
    @jamesdoster6262 2 года назад +1

    First like and comment!

  • @barryburka7395
    @barryburka7395 2 года назад +2

    23:40. WOW. The most beautiful woman I've ever seen. The black bikini looks amazing with her wearing it.

  • @58music
    @58music 2 года назад +1

    Sorry Alfred but I’m hoping for rain this weekend. Gets the chit started.

  • @leonard7736
    @leonard7736 2 года назад

    Hi Alfred, Question why is Live at BLACK POINT! a private video can't view it. just curious Bro

  • @carlcooper912
    @carlcooper912 3 месяца назад

    Was there a kegger out on the water?