Dylan Moran on Arnold Scwarzenegger (Like Totally)

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  • Dylan Moran on Americans, Arnold Schwarzenegger and America as 'the promised land'
    From his 'Like Totally' tour, 2006.

Комментарии • 501

  • @venkateshsah3935
    @venkateshsah3935 2 года назад +7

    His timing is fantastic

  • @Trendyflute
    @Trendyflute 11 месяцев назад +3

    I do love this bit; I was a couple years short of voting age when the whole California recall happen and honestly, it was dumb that the previous guy was recalled (he got blamed for a bunch of the ENRON stuff basically and he didn't deserve it, he was a perfectly adequate governor, albeit lacking in personality) and it seemed insane that Schwarzenegger became our governor though he actually wound up doing a fairly good job, and he's turned out to be one of the last sane members of his political party. In truth he did more than just lift the heavy thing, he built an empire around it, but the underlying dig at human irrationality remains intact. Moran's a genius and this and the Monster show are 10/10 stand-up comedy.

  • @d3xDark
    @d3xDark 14 лет назад +14

    Moran is a genius.... Not tha many people can make a smart and funny joke about Arnie without using his Austrian accent. respect.

  • @patientzero4889
    @patientzero4889 6 лет назад +121

    Donald Trump is president of America. Now there's a perfectly ordinary english sentence.

    • @yoblazes
      @yoblazes 5 лет назад +1

      Damnit beat me to this comment by a year.

    • @tiarnan76
      @tiarnan76 4 года назад +4

      marxists are scum - another lovely sentence

    • @mayatiita1
      @mayatiita1 4 года назад +2

      tiarnan Yes. 100% agree. Arnold Schwarzenegger was a good governor. Unfortunately this kind of leadership didn’t last after he left office. And his successors were as bad as his predecessors. Liberals fuck up everything. And sadly the people that vote of these corrupt Marxist assholes never learn. That’s why the California is in the situation it’s in now; a living hell.

    • @thesubhumancomedy
      @thesubhumancomedy 3 года назад +3

      @@tiarnan76 There are hardly no Marxists in the World nowadays, not even in Europe.
      I don't know why they should be scum, rather a century or two behind.

    • @tiarnan76
      @tiarnan76 3 года назад +1

      @@thesubhumancomedy thats the stupidest comment I've ever read....(unless of course you meant the double negative, meaning there are endless amounts of Marxists, which in that case your comment is correct - otherwise you're a moron....)

  • @phemyda94
    @phemyda94 16 лет назад +25

    "Look how good I am... at lifting the heavy thing... in my underpants."
    "You're the man!"

  • @NicolaMulholland
    @NicolaMulholland Год назад +6

    Me watching the Arnold Schwarzenegger documentary on Netflix with this playing on loop in my brain the whole time 🤣🤣🤣

  • @luciusavenus8715
    @luciusavenus8715 10 лет назад +52

    "... these people look like they weigh as much as their photograph" - I like that, I like that a lot.

    • @SS-nd5ko
      @SS-nd5ko 9 лет назад

      Lucius Avenus I didn't get that. why photograph?

    • @luciusavenus8715
      @luciusavenus8715 9 лет назад +1

      Simar Sran
      he was talking about people that weigh so little, that they weigh as much as a photograph of themselves. made me laugh again hehe

    • @SS-nd5ko
      @SS-nd5ko 9 лет назад +1

      Hahaha

  • @mlongwel
    @mlongwel 13 лет назад +7

    It's true, Gray Davis (the previous governor of CA) was recalled because everyone blamed him for California's poor financial situation following the 2001 recession. We then installed Arnold because he symbolized strength and awesomeness to our TV addled mush-brains.

  • @TanyaJohnson1988
    @TanyaJohnson1988 14 лет назад +27

    "Look how good I am, at lifting the heavy thing... In my underpants."
    Gotta love Dylan! Hahaha!

  • @nursultantulyakbay7070
    @nursultantulyakbay7070 4 года назад +12

    One of my favourite bits of comedy, hands down.

  • @liamj2363
    @liamj2363 9 лет назад +41

    So much roid rage in the comments...

  • @Dewie101
    @Dewie101 16 лет назад +27

    "he got there by lifting things" hahaha.. brilliant

  • @savagecabage
    @savagecabage 14 лет назад +13

    "look at how good i am, at lifting the heavy thing... in my underpants". this had me i tears the first time i heard it

  • @rageundersilk
    @rageundersilk 11 лет назад +46

    If you take something so seriously that you can't even laugh at it, you've gone way too far. Bodybuidling and weightlifting IS basically all about saying, "hey look, I can lift the heavy thing and make my muscles bulge out like man tits." Is it still an amazing accomplishment? Sure. Not many can do it and it takes a lot of dedication. But at the end of the day, you're just lifting a heavy thing.

    • @Bjorneization
      @Bjorneization 6 лет назад +1

      BusyCrayfish259 to state his/her oppinion, as did you

  • @Myrkky100
    @Myrkky100 8 лет назад +20

    This is the thing you should watch every time before going to the gym.

  • @filmfunk
    @filmfunk 16 лет назад +4

    I think he's pretty witty. What he said about Australia was damn funny! I was rolling around, cacking my head off!
    Australia... you're standing in it. lol
    btw, I'm an Aussie.

  • @AllTotalCoaching
    @AllTotalCoaching 16 лет назад +21

    brilliant- if you cant laugh to this may god help you

  • @virginiagould3167
    @virginiagould3167 5 лет назад +2

    2019 and if ONLY we had President Schwarznegger...

  • @mrkaelphoenix
    @mrkaelphoenix 11 лет назад +10

    finally a man with brains

  • @TheThejpmshow
    @TheThejpmshow 4 года назад +4

    Exiguous. Thanks Dylan, every days a school day

  • @seachmhallach1
    @seachmhallach1 16 лет назад +7

    "piano falls on granny.... you lift the piano.... granny has mixed feelings about the whole thing" LOL... LOVE IT!!

  • @Smegma007
    @Smegma007 13 лет назад +3

    This guy is awesome!!

  • @misssliz88
    @misssliz88 16 лет назад +5

    "Piano falls on granny, you lift the piano.. 'cause granny has mixed feelings about the whole situation"

  • @finkster
    @finkster 14 лет назад +26

    "How bad was his predecessor?"
    Very, very bad.
    From a Californian.

    • @mayatiita1
      @mayatiita1 4 года назад +1

      finkster Yes. And then Arnold Schwarzenegger’s successors were just as bad. Liberals fuck up everything. And sadly the people that vote of these corrupt assholes never learn. That’s why the California is in the situation it’s in now; a living hell.

    • @yesthenyes6727
      @yesthenyes6727 3 года назад +3

      @@mayatiita1 Lol go cry about the election.

    • @JonnyRichter88
      @JonnyRichter88 3 года назад

      Yep, I specifically remember ads talking about "rolling Gray outs".

    • @somegirl558
      @somegirl558 3 года назад

      Yeah, it's visible when you look at fuking ShwarcenWedger.

  • @erryrollins
    @erryrollins 2 года назад +2

    Will never stop to think Dylan Moran is a friggin genius.

  • @Meda01
    @Meda01 9 лет назад +10

    what is this, can we eat it? haha, that's funny.

  • @GoldenAshe9
    @GoldenAshe9 15 лет назад +9

    Quotations taken from this show now make up what must be at least 50% of my daily speech.
    What a wonderful genius of a man.

  • @somegirl558
    @somegirl558 3 года назад +4

    This is timeless.
    "You're the man!"

  • @NxDoyle
    @NxDoyle 4 года назад +1

    If only he'd known what was coming.

  • @johnmc3862
    @johnmc3862 Год назад +2

    A true genius.

  • @fezziwigness
    @fezziwigness 11 лет назад +6

    Some of the haters here would probably puke if they saw Frankie Boyle

  • @taoist77
    @taoist77 16 лет назад +4

    "There's a perfectly ordinary English sentence" LMFAO XD.

  • @demaupin
    @demaupin 17 лет назад +3

    oh dylan, how i love you. "you're the man! you're the one we want to deal with immigration and water rates and taxes..." sooo fantastic. i'm a californian and *i* don't even know how that happened.

  • @efraimdeluxe
    @efraimdeluxe 16 лет назад +4

    OMG, this guy is great!!
    greetings from germany

  • @LariskiAgard
    @LariskiAgard 7 лет назад +37

    If he only knew what was to come.

    • @GBfanatic15
      @GBfanatic15 5 лет назад +2

      I actually got to see him in june...to say he's not a fan of Trump is an understatement XD

    • @teddybearmaddness
      @teddybearmaddness 4 года назад

      Haha say that now!

    • @vitriolicAmaranth
      @vitriolicAmaranth 4 года назад

      _He became the leader of the free world by firing people on television and making ronald reagan references._

  • @bobsmith5441
    @bobsmith5441 4 года назад +1

    What is the word he refers to the american women as...izigious? Anyone help me out

  • @mb44
    @mb44 17 лет назад

    that makes me feel better

  • @elenymm
    @elenymm Год назад

    You know how he got into that position? By marrying a Kennedy. No amount of lifting would get him there without that.
    This entire special is one of my favourites ever.

  • @mrbillhicks
    @mrbillhicks 5 лет назад +3

    Boris Johnson is the prime minister of England. Now there's a perfectly ordinary English sentence.

  • @Stewie4guvna
    @Stewie4guvna 14 лет назад +3

    I love how wearily confused he sounds when he's describibing Schwarzenegger XD

  • @06cHa06
    @06cHa06 16 лет назад

    this dvd was out way before that

  • @johncrawfordpiano
    @johncrawfordpiano 16 лет назад

    sometimes it takes a comedian to show, with such humour, the lunacy of the masses.

  • @Freethenight
    @Freethenight 15 лет назад +3

    I'm American, and I find this freaking hilarious

  • @mintyvision8464
    @mintyvision8464 17 лет назад +1

    i cant believe people are taking offence at what a comedian says. the funny thing is he plays the character or a drunk scruffy irish man, which is a stereotype of his own country. i dont see any irish people taking offence. its the people here saying stupid things that give their countries bad reputations.

  • @bluesboy25000
    @bluesboy25000 13 лет назад +2

    As an American and a Californian, I found this hillarious.

  • @arasurabe
    @arasurabe 17 лет назад +2

    Hilarious :) I just decided to look him up after watching Shaun of the Dead for the hundredth time.
    Oh and yes, I believe Arnold's predecessor was pretty horrible. (State bankruptcy, rolling blackouts, I'd have to say that must be bad.)

  • @cl759
    @cl759 4 года назад +1

    Dylan Moran ate that mike in 2016.

  • @thalsem1
    @thalsem1 13 лет назад

    I've heard this delivery and timing before, but I can't name the comedian.

  • @HakimALIGHT
    @HakimALIGHT 16 лет назад +3

    I'll never get sick of it !!! FANTASTIC !

  • @itachiuchiha6891
    @itachiuchiha6891 4 года назад +1

    Holy shit, looks how old this comment section

  • @TheGoofyKidBand
    @TheGoofyKidBand 15 лет назад +2

    I'm American, and I thought this was one of the funniest things I've heard all day!

  • @onceuponthecross1
    @onceuponthecross1 11 лет назад +2

    i see many fitness bots and scam artists have gathered here because of Arnie lol

  • @x8xkayleighx8x
    @x8xkayleighx8x 17 лет назад +2

    I like, just bought this DVD!!! Fricken awesome!!! I love it!!! He's great!!! ^_^

  • @unsinkabledoctor
    @unsinkabledoctor 16 лет назад

    i'm from america and enjoy the humorous criticism given about it by people of the UK.
    and i would say, (and for the most part, they admit it) the british are far more pompous than we are.
    americans are more ignorant than arrogant.
    -unsinkabledoctor

  • @someonecalleddean
    @someonecalleddean 16 лет назад +1

    hes awesome in Black Books x

  • @appoNo1
    @appoNo1 17 лет назад +2

    yes! hilarious! "sunday lunch continues!"

  • @MelisandeSharizai
    @MelisandeSharizai 14 лет назад +2

    Hahaha!
    "Look how good I am at lifting the heavy thing!"

  • @africannerdmusic
    @africannerdmusic 14 лет назад

    @xcalibur4ever yeah totally agree, it's a matter of personal opinion. I'd be embarassed if I revealed the style of stand up comedy I enjoy, lol. and thanks for subscribing.

  • @dan892k7
    @dan892k7 15 лет назад

    Where did you go? I've been trying to gain weight for years! I'm 19 and only 9st :-s.
    By the way - your argument is moot, I just went on irishhealth (dot) com which claims that Ireland has now overtaken Britain in terms of obesity, at 20% in adult males, whereas in Britain it's 17%.
    Having said that, I live in Britain and I've been to Ireland plenty of times, and I never really noticed a difference in obesity. It's only obvious when you're in America because almost everyone is!
    Dan

  • @GetenGeten
    @GetenGeten 11 лет назад +1

    The older the winer the gooder it is.

  • @LastChance21
    @LastChance21 17 лет назад +1

    haha
    They look like they weigh as much as a photograph of themself

  • @tacoshitter
    @tacoshitter 14 лет назад

    @MiKKA335 you realy think arnold is mentally superior to any one on the planet? seriously if you think theres nothing wrong with that statement, theres something wrong with you. i suggest seeing a psychologist.

  • @africannerdmusic
    @africannerdmusic 14 лет назад

    hmm, am I the only who thinks this is not funny but rather boring?? I don't think he's really good.

  • @myjugsarehuge
    @myjugsarehuge 16 лет назад

    Who mentioned Irish accents? I just commented I think he sounds like Eddie Izzard, who I think is fabulous by the way, never heard of this Dylan guy before

  • @8DX
    @8DX 12 лет назад

    @robertgaudlitz "comedy is a surprising twist on a truth". Comedy is a lot of things. Seems like you don't have much of a sense of humour.

  • @homeopt
    @homeopt 17 лет назад +1

    I like this guy. He has his own unique voice and style.

  • @sudaev
    @sudaev 8 лет назад +2

    Yes, Schwarzenegger's predecessor, incumbent Governor Gray Davis, actually was recalled, i.e., essentially removed from office.

    • @MrHartApart
      @MrHartApart 8 лет назад

      and then we got gov. moonbeam.

  • @Orygyn
    @Orygyn 16 лет назад

    lol he is funny but this is wot i call a "the" audience
    they laugh at everything

  • @dan892k7
    @dan892k7 15 лет назад

    When he went to America people were thin? When I went they were eating the chairs they were sat on through their arses!

  • @8DX
    @8DX 12 лет назад

    @robertgaudlitz There's nothing odd about belittling anyone in comedy. You can't do humour and hang on to sacred cows.

  • @datmeme8967
    @datmeme8967 6 лет назад +1

    Dudley Moore found the fountain of youth?

  • @carolineptenchick
    @carolineptenchick 9 лет назад +5

    looooove dylan

  • @ThomComputer
    @ThomComputer 12 лет назад

    I think he's making the point that Arnie has absolutely no qualifications to be a Governor of any State and that American's are pretty dim in the sense that they elected him solely on the basis of his fame, namely lifting things. You shouldn't be offended by anything comedians make fun of anyway because most stuff comedians take a dig at is for humour's sake. I doubt they have any genuine anger/resentment towards what they're making fun of.

  • @VanPlayzGuitar
    @VanPlayzGuitar 12 лет назад

    Dude calm down, He's a comedian making a joke. I'm an athlete, I live in the gym and have gotten very good at lifting "the heavy thing", I also love Arnold's movies and one liners. I think that this joke is hilarious and look it up often to laugh and keep everything in perspective. You should try and do the same. Sorry everyone, the fitness community is not all like "hardcorepo1", most of us try and be civil and know a good joke when we see it.

  • @majinwar316
    @majinwar316 12 лет назад

    5 seconds of Jeff dunham is more humorous then listening to this guy for 3mins. Jeff Dunham is a natural. Larry the Cable guy is ok but quite honestly, I'd have to be stoned and high out of my mind to find this guy even remotely funny. Btw, google Greg Giraldo, Lisa Lampinelli. This guy has much to learn, I suppose becoming an american citizen is a start. At least he will be half way there.

  • @trulynot
    @trulynot 13 лет назад

    @philsnk Are you incapable of doing any research ?
    "In terms of jobs, the five largest sectors in California are trade, transportation, and utilities; government; professional and business services; education and health services; and leisure and hospitality. In terms of output, the five largest sectors are financial services, followed by trade, transportation, and utilities; education and health services; government; and manufacturing." Wiki
    Vote for hollywood ? Get a clue.

  • @Vejita12
    @Vejita12 14 лет назад

    @MiKKA335
    You'er right in general, with one exception, you didn't get the joke.
    The joke wasn't on Arnold, the joke was on people who voted for him.
    Lifting things isn't the best background for the job, an actors' even worse, cause they're professional liers. :)
    You've never watched Comedy Central Roast, I presume. Try it, its funny as hell, and it'll give you a new perspective on jokes such as this one.

  • @jinofthethunder
    @jinofthethunder 14 лет назад

    @MiKKA335 and who decides who is deserving? you can't say its okay to make fun of those people and not those people due to how much they've achieved. you seem to be missing the joke, we all know schwarzenegger has achieved great things, no one is taking that away from him. but that doesn't mean we can't take the mic, that is what british humor is about. taking the piss out of people you respect as much as taking the piss out of people you don't like.

  • @thrupinholestars
    @thrupinholestars 15 лет назад

    It's pretty annoying that people have to try get into some philosophical or political debate every single time they watch a video on RUclips...although the internet is probably the only place these people get any chance to exhaust any kind of opinions they have due to the fact they have no friends and are locked in their bedrooms for the majority of the day.
    Also, if people are going to label someone a genius...can they at least spell the word correctly. I'm pretty sure it has no "o" in there.

  • @chezzpower
    @chezzpower 15 лет назад

    i think obama needs to add geography as a subject in schools across america. the pure ignorance on this site is shocking. as for gordan brown. its about time he told his people that anything good that comes out of ireland cannot be claimed by his greedy followers. with a population 15 times greater than ours we still seem to whip ass at most things we do. except cricket and and tennis thank god!!!!!!!!!

  • @KillAllCops
    @KillAllCops 15 лет назад

    how else do people get the "tag" genius, unless people use it to describe their work?
    Someones gotta say it, right?
    The fact is "genius" is a relative and just another form of opinion. For instance some people might class Adolf Hitler as a genius, i certainly wouldn't, but does the fact that i dont make it any less so is the eyss of people who do?
    quite an interesting discussion

  • @musicko2886
    @musicko2886 16 лет назад

    i'd cry at myself if I hated myself... not laugh... and Americans have pride? You have more blood on your hands than any other nation, you have as much to be ashamed of as to be proud of. The point however is that EVERY nation is similar. The difference between most nations and America, is not pride... Its delusional pride. A blind obstinance to your faults. What is wrong with laughing at your faults? Are you saying America is perfect? *laughs... give me a break...

  • @musicko2886
    @musicko2886 16 лет назад

    This guy is a genius. Youngest Perrier winner in history, he is close to the most intelligent comedian on the market, save for maybe George Carlin...
    And to the Americans? For Fuck sake lighten up. Typical world power unable to laugh at themselves... To be able to appreciate the innate madness of your culture is the keystone to intelligence. if you can learn to laugh at it, you have won. This is EXACTLY why americans never learn from their mass stupidity. We love laughing at ours!!! Rock on D.

  • @yakamon123
    @yakamon123 16 лет назад

    Are u trying to sound stupid? Of course Russell Peters is funny, I think he's brilliant, but he's very mainstream. He caters the kind of obvious humour that appeals to audiences who don't particularily like to think much, the type that like jokes made about ethnic accents and stuff like that. While Dylan Moran is much craftier in his style. Btw if u don't speak Australian I suggest u take a good look in the mirror and you'll find the answer to what a "troglodyte" is staring right back at u.

  • @AbsentWithoutLeaving
    @AbsentWithoutLeaving 14 лет назад

    @gramke I never understood the American tendency to constantly apologize for themselves. Don't think that the rest of the world doesn't have to deal with the same political idiocy that Americans do, gramke. And if you don't think that calling someone an idiot is starting an argument, well that would make you....never mind.

  • @Tracymmo
    @Tracymmo 15 лет назад

    Why? I'm an American who liked this bit. We make the same jokes about Ah-nold, by the way. The only thing I didn't get is where all these skinny, perfect Americans supposedly are. Sounds like Moran was in LA, which actually is like that. Much of the rest of the country fits his description of tourist proportions. That line about eating the art cracked me up!

  • @anarchycastro
    @anarchycastro 15 лет назад

    It's not that bad. I just watched a clip by a guy called Dane Cook, now that guy as a whole is pathetic, forget about his delivery. Compare the two and you'll agree that Dylan Morans delivery wasn't pathetic, maybe flat or uninspired, but not pathetic. (Actually I don't see anything wrong with it myself) Shit did I write all that?fuckin blah blah blah...

  • @maestoso47
    @maestoso47 15 лет назад

    You shouldn't feel sorry for all of us. Most Americans are completely blindsided to how much the rest of the world detests everything they stand for. Of course, there's Americans like me who differ from the populace and have to deal with the brunt of the knife in order to enjoy comedians like Dylan Moran.

  • @archivesbc
    @archivesbc 16 лет назад

    James93magic, haven't you at least once in your life heard a Helen Keller Joke? Not one? Nowadays there are fewer people who know who she was, but the jokes force the smarter listeners to look her name up. People still know who Ray Charles was or who Stevie Wonder is and the jokes keep their names circulating.

  • @GeneratorOfChaos
    @GeneratorOfChaos 16 лет назад

    "Who is this? Dude is talking like he lives in the Buckingham palace. "Your English is atrocious". Who cares if he is a leprechaun? He is shit. Now be a good lad and go make a cup of tea."
    That's how you write that garbled amalgamation of thoughts you called a post.
    Now try writting it yourself a few times.

  • @BodoIllgner
    @BodoIllgner 17 лет назад

    would you think it's funny if I walked up to you and said "I think you and your family is ugly,your language and culture is ugly." It's not witty,not humorous,just plain insulting and offensive.He is a hypocrite because I can guarantee you that he would never dare insult a muslim country with the same words,because THAT would be offensive...

  • @Embrace731
    @Embrace731 17 лет назад

    It´s not about that at all and I´m a very humouristic person indeed but I´m so sick and disgusted of all constant slagging of germans and all bs about nazis and that stuff that has been done to death for over 62 years since WWII ended. Stop bullying Germany and it´s 85 million innocent inhabitants. I´m from Sweden by the way.

  • @ThinkingBig
    @ThinkingBig 12 лет назад

    For some strange reason this guy reminds me of Severus Snape's actor Alan Rickman!
    Anyone else agree?
    Love this guy's humour!

  • @TheMellowGrenade
    @TheMellowGrenade 15 лет назад

    ...everywhere i go on youtube theirs always somebody fucking hating!, pathetic....great clip though!

  • @janicelarsen9282
    @janicelarsen9282 12 лет назад

    i'm gonna be boring and point out that the reason he was elected was because it was a recall election and about a billion people were on the ballot and we lazy californians just voted for the one name we recognized
    but i like mr moran's explanation much better

  • @4Gottlos
    @4Gottlos 13 лет назад

    @aaronrushton1 As an Australian, I'd partially agree with you - but some American comedians are funny. Louis CK, George Carlin, Bill Burr, Robin Williams, Russell Peters... they're all great. Diarrhea like Two and a Half Men is what gives American humour a bad name.

  • @Cambo835
    @Cambo835 13 лет назад

    Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Maher, Dave Chapelle, Chris Rock....off the top of my head.
    Anyone dismissing American comedy should go away and watch these guys. Of course, don't neglect to watch the rest of Dylan Moran's stuff as well.

  • @marilun08
    @marilun08 14 лет назад

    @pojfex
    This is not his best bit. Doesn't mean he's not funny though. His show Monster, for example, is hilarious IMO.
    Nobody, even the best of the best, gets it right every single time. Of course, it all comes down to personal taste anyway, so your opinion is just that, your opinion.

  • @jjhchubs
    @jjhchubs 14 лет назад

    @RaifukuMaru I think this was funny, but RaifukuMaru - i also think that edj66 was reffering to those who had watched this on youtube when he said vast majority. he wasnt refferring to the world i dont think, but if he was then yes i agree with what you said in that case.

  • @maestoso47
    @maestoso47 15 лет назад

    jamesscully49, what the hell are you talking about?
    I was replying to aljazz up there that said "now fuck off and watch Fox News" to lunermodge.
    YET, lunermodge couldn't possibly watch Fox News (unless he/she had a satellite--which is besides the point) because lunermodge lives in Germany.