Insult Swiftor Or Die Trying #2 | Swiftor

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024

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  • @SlimShakeyStudios
    @SlimShakeyStudios 9 лет назад +74

    damm they all attacked swiftors ex i felt so bad for swift he seemed sad

    • @swiftor
      @swiftor  9 лет назад +24

      +TheGamingNoob Nah, I was fine - I did try to drum up my reactions here and there

    • @SlimShakeyStudios
      @SlimShakeyStudios 9 лет назад +3

      OH SHIT U RESPONDED OMGGGGGGGGGGGG lmaoo

    • @galengarrison6185
      @galengarrison6185 9 лет назад

      swiftor true true

    • @lipsbetweenmyhips4079
      @lipsbetweenmyhips4079 9 лет назад +2

      +Daniel Garcia maybe if your mum set you straight you wouldn't be so gay.

    • @notme9680
      @notme9680 9 лет назад

      +Cod Master 10 year old confirmed

  • @_ellipses
    @_ellipses 9 лет назад +7

    Swifter is so bald, the first time i saw him i thought he was the adult version of Caillou

  • @milob4393
    @milob4393 8 лет назад +47

    Swiftor called this a "roast", but he's wrong. With a head like that, he got hard boiled.

    • @grim2882
      @grim2882 8 лет назад

      OOOOOOHHHHH

    • @elijah-sm
      @elijah-sm 8 лет назад

      OOOOOHHHHHH MMOOOOMM GET THE CAMERA GET THE CAMERA!

    • @grim2882
      @grim2882 8 лет назад

      Scout_Hurricane That is one of the oldest jokes.

    • @JR-df7gv
      @JR-df7gv 8 лет назад

      😐

    • @thatsombiesguy
      @thatsombiesguy 8 лет назад +1

      Fucking epic 😂 I applaud you sir

  • @konrad414
    @konrad414 9 лет назад +23

    swiftor your head shines bright like a diamond

  • @RJ5700s
    @RJ5700s 8 лет назад +2

    the "large, jumbo or omg it's coming towards us" killed me lmfao

  • @Mildcat743
    @Mildcat743 8 лет назад +5

    Looks like Swift and his controller have two things in common, they dont do their job right and they shoot too early.

  • @thanatophobia4738
    @thanatophobia4738 7 лет назад +1

    Swiftor is bald and probably over 40 wearing sunglasses in his house to boost his self esteem.

  • @PittsburghF4n
    @PittsburghF4n 9 лет назад +1

    every time he smiles his mustache looks like the batman symbol

  • @Znyae
    @Znyae 9 лет назад +4

    These aren't roasts, they're just shitty jokes from Google

  • @thejacksonpearson
    @thejacksonpearson 8 лет назад +1

    Lolololol, I'm dying on the " swift or is fat jokes"

  • @NODADFOUND01
    @NODADFOUND01 9 лет назад +4

    I made up an insult on the spot: what do fish and swiftors girlfriend have in common. They're both attracted to shiny things.
    See it's not hard

    • @NODADFOUND01
      @NODADFOUND01 9 лет назад

      +mrgiannopolis all these kids with shit jokes off google makes the video shit although I like swiftors content. Not hard at all it's just the 10 year olds can't come up with good jokes

    • @NODADFOUND01
      @NODADFOUND01 9 лет назад

      +mrgiannopolis at least someone under stands

    • @jimmaysmithy7017
      @jimmaysmithy7017 9 лет назад

      That's a good one

  • @dylankeller8764
    @dylankeller8764 8 лет назад +1

    The best one is Swiftor is so bald he looks like couillou in the future

  • @cheyanne1093
    @cheyanne1093 8 лет назад +1

    You guys had absolutely no filters.

  • @diamondpandairl7526
    @diamondpandairl7526 9 лет назад +4

    HE ACTUALLY CRIED AT 21:07

  • @fatalalejandro
    @fatalalejandro 9 лет назад +1

    Swiftor's head is brighter than my future

  • @khodeh1880
    @khodeh1880 9 лет назад

    Swift is so bald that he doesn't have hair on his head. 10/10 insult

  • @lukepritchard4143
    @lukepritchard4143 9 лет назад

    Swifter's glasses remind me of those glasses you get in nerf sets to protect your eyes.

  • @shadowfox32x
    @shadowfox32x 8 лет назад +1

    THEY KEPT SAYING " YOUR SO BALD "

  • @whatdoumean3691
    @whatdoumean3691 8 лет назад

    swiftors head is so bright that people in war uses his head for a flashbang.

  • @shotaninjia3815
    @shotaninjia3815 8 лет назад

    Marcus's second insult made me laugh so hard I was crying

  • @ryanrocker3216
    @ryanrocker3216 9 лет назад

    Swifter when scientists discovered the sun, everyone pointed to your head and asked is that it.

  • @dm0nclan453
    @dm0nclan453 8 лет назад

    Swiftor your head is so shiny, when goku uses solar flare, it reflects back at goku

  • @mrevanborne23
    @mrevanborne23 9 лет назад

    Loved this! These vids are funny as hell

  • @randomnics5689
    @randomnics5689 9 лет назад +1

    The Best Way To Lose This GameMode
    When its you're turn you have to go behind swiftor and ask him not to move the say (You cant see me) Then insert john cena theme song
    Then Die or possibly win

  • @absent1840
    @absent1840 9 лет назад

    anybody else almost die of laughter at 15:40

  • @omarriaz995
    @omarriaz995 9 лет назад

    Merk was the funniest with the fat joke i couldnt stop laughing

  • @chasehybner1883
    @chasehybner1883 9 лет назад +1

    Swifters head is brighter then my future

  • @fortisdravoiv5870
    @fortisdravoiv5870 8 лет назад

    he plays video games so much he thinks those glasses will help him

  • @allthatgoodstuff8697
    @allthatgoodstuff8697 9 лет назад

    Andy used my line :L Cactus in his previous insult video hahah

  • @jaspreetgoraya1188
    @jaspreetgoraya1188 9 лет назад

    Swiftor your videos are worse than your hairline joking, your videos are sickkk! Keep it up!

  • @tyk999
    @tyk999 9 лет назад

    Don't mean it but your head is so bald that it's melting the polar ice caps

  • @edenfan777
    @edenfan777 8 лет назад

    swift and the moon got stuff in common.... they both reflect the sun

  • @parftloafus6486
    @parftloafus6486 9 лет назад +1

    I knew a lot about you swift but I didn't know you had 1.5 million youtube accounts

  • @defdajonivuh5626
    @defdajonivuh5626 8 лет назад

    Mine would've been: So I heard you're 160 pounds I weigh less and I've broken a chair so I believe you're chair is the real hero in all of this.

  • @jezzathemuppett6105
    @jezzathemuppett6105 8 лет назад

    Hey Swift, your bald head reflects so much light that on a sunny day and you put on a hat I start singing I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW SWIFTS HEAD IS GONE!!

  • @tommyharden87
    @tommyharden87 6 лет назад

    Swiftor your heads so shiny that a witch rubbed your head and told the guy beside her that he is gonna die in 2054

  • @fliper456
    @fliper456 9 лет назад

    someone should have said hes so bald when the sun hits it even helen keller can see the light

  • @AFXPaladin
    @AFXPaladin 8 лет назад

    1) your cells see more action than you do.
    2) wanna hear one thing worse than the holocaust? Swiftors bo2 gameplay.

  • @landonsmith7241
    @landonsmith7241 8 лет назад

    I love the extra large jumbo and omg it's coming towards us one!!

  • @davisjansen8880
    @davisjansen8880 8 лет назад

    When ever a blind person touches swiftors head they mistake it for a watermelon

  • @Niko-nt8pu
    @Niko-nt8pu 9 лет назад

    Morbid got all of his from the Internet

  • @moemagical3142
    @moemagical3142 9 лет назад

    Swiftor is what Britney spears mid life crisis would look like if it were accompanied by a few failed suicide attempts and 3 almost fatal overdoses on advil

  • @darkinfinity1000
    @darkinfinity1000 9 лет назад

    the only thing i know for sure that can melt steel beams is the light bouncing of swiftors head.

  • @jasperhampton9022
    @jasperhampton9022 9 лет назад

    Swiftor I've been watching you since your first video :)

  • @cassandrawalters8715
    @cassandrawalters8715 8 лет назад

    swiftor your head is so bald the old lady uses your head to predict the future

  • @graceyh2947
    @graceyh2947 9 лет назад

    Mine would of been:
    Swiftor did you know Rihanna wrote a song after you?
    No...
    Yeah, she took one look at your head and ever since she's been singing, "Shine bright like a diamond!"

  • @sngshankzzz4179
    @sngshankzzz4179 8 лет назад

    Swiftor looks like Mr.Clean 😂

  • @Quanblackmon
    @Quanblackmon 8 лет назад

    swiftor look like a great value Mr clean without the scrubber

  • @CMConnolly
    @CMConnolly 8 лет назад

    i was told to watch this and I'm diggin it. hahaha
    perfect ending, cheers!

  • @calebbenton367
    @calebbenton367 8 лет назад

    Swiftor, your head is brighter than your future

  • @atlesplayz9266
    @atlesplayz9266 9 лет назад

    Swift whenever you get under a light your bold head shines brighter than my future!!!

  • @joshuaborrero7358
    @joshuaborrero7358 9 лет назад

    After this video swift passed away R.I.P SWIFT!!

  • @quishandalyles6751
    @quishandalyles6751 8 лет назад

    I feel so sad that they had to insult his family like that

  • @jemainerussell5300
    @jemainerussell5300 8 лет назад

    itz so shiney it burns a blind man s eye

  • @ianslipper5766
    @ianslipper5766 8 лет назад +1

    i laughed so hard at merks

  • @ihopcoldfussion5024
    @ihopcoldfussion5024 9 лет назад

    Swiftor looks like Allen from the hangover when he shaved his head

  • @mcmgaming7184
    @mcmgaming7184 8 лет назад

    I heard lowes is having a sale on turtle wax if you wanna shine up that Crome dome

  • @traci28555
    @traci28555 8 лет назад

    That mess is so funny :D

  • @chasesimpson6053
    @chasesimpson6053 8 лет назад

    Swift your head is brighter than my future

  • @SimonPetrikov12
    @SimonPetrikov12 8 лет назад

    Haha, Fire rejoins a game just to get shot in the face immediately.

  • @jbplays470
    @jbplays470 8 лет назад

    Sky made me laugh so hard lol

  • @kidohx
    @kidohx 9 лет назад

    Great episode haha, this perfect to bring the haters in. But I feel like half of these people used bald jokes

  • @itsjoycey1567
    @itsjoycey1567 8 лет назад

    Swiftor looks like a Lebanese Ali G that works in IT

  • @thegamingkidder2866
    @thegamingkidder2866 9 лет назад

    Sky's was priceless

  • @EpicGamers007
    @EpicGamers007 9 лет назад

    Please do a make me uncomfortable. One of the fiords videos ever and one of the most likes

  • @jacobgross7192
    @jacobgross7192 8 лет назад

    Swift is roasting everyone else back

  • @joeywhitmore9487
    @joeywhitmore9487 7 лет назад

    The two from 8:45 are both from episode 1

  • @reganl1295
    @reganl1295 9 лет назад +1

    Swift, I had a dream last night, I can't tell if it was a good dream, or a nightmare. I was making breakfast. Which I would consider a good dream, but when I grabbed an egg to crack, I noticed how shiny it was, so I took a closer look, and it was Swiftor's bald head. (Optional➡️) And when I grabbed another egg, it was floppy, so I took a closer look, and it was all Swiftor's fat rolled into an egg shape.

  • @aidenhughes3202
    @aidenhughes3202 8 лет назад

    My lil sister was watching cailou I'm like is that swifter?

  • @blakelanniganlannigan4649
    @blakelanniganlannigan4649 9 лет назад

    unwinding card has the same emblem as me

  • @slurpeethemidget2502
    @slurpeethemidget2502 8 лет назад

    there's a lot of boldheaded insults

  • @SoulKiller7Eternal
    @SoulKiller7Eternal 9 лет назад

    "heres a fucking claymore motherfuckers!"
    Best part of the video!!

  • @prod._kone
    @prod._kone 9 лет назад

    How come swiftor has so many subs but only 100k views?

  • @m.markgraaf6483
    @m.markgraaf6483 9 лет назад

    Swiftor you're bold head is like a shiny pokémon but it's a magikarp ;-;

  • @bogdanoff4942
    @bogdanoff4942 8 лет назад

    Swiftor should be the next agent 47

  • @loganishomeless3297
    @loganishomeless3297 9 лет назад

    and Oreo needed to be in this one

  • @rhys2875
    @rhys2875 8 лет назад

    That guy Marcus joke is on internet

  • @waterblaze4521
    @waterblaze4521 8 лет назад

    Swiftor's aim is like his hair
    Nvm, he doesn't have any of both

  • @mattyx4028
    @mattyx4028 8 лет назад

    his heads brighter than my future

  • @pokemaniacbob6818
    @pokemaniacbob6818 8 лет назад

    i woulda just said "you are the reason there is hate in this world"

  • @colinneary7946
    @colinneary7946 9 лет назад

    Swiftor, you stole the losers' life faster than girls steal your heart

  • @AlenAlic
    @AlenAlic 2 года назад

    13:57 lmaoooo

  • @danklems9172
    @danklems9172 8 лет назад

    i cant even count how many times he dropped his controller and killed someone

  • @youdontknowmeyoudontknowme9640
    @youdontknowmeyoudontknowme9640 9 лет назад

    been waiting for a another one

  • @eddiewinkelmann3187
    @eddiewinkelmann3187 8 лет назад

    Swift slipped threw the rubber

  • @waterbottleflipking7979
    @waterbottleflipking7979 8 лет назад

    UnwindingCrad got his off the internet

  • @1929-x3x
    @1929-x3x 8 лет назад

    The match at 15:24 is hilarious

  • @richardspencer4816
    @richardspencer4816 8 лет назад

    swiftor how many times are you going to interrupt the game for your submeter that goes off every 5 seconds and a man who lives off twitch

  • @jonahwade2268
    @jonahwade2268 8 лет назад

    " when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom. 😂😂😂😂

  • @sir8ted606
    @sir8ted606 8 лет назад

    Swift you look like Mr. Clean and Bono's illegitimate love child.

  • @carlosthadon7529
    @carlosthadon7529 8 лет назад

    i have another 1... when ever people see ur face they think of alcatraz 10 times worse

  • @dopplr8348
    @dopplr8348 8 лет назад

    He has more hairs on his head than regular bo3 matches he played

  • @Boof_
    @Boof_ 8 лет назад

    bro these roast were so weak, if I stepped in their I would of ended his own career

  • @jjbishop7873
    @jjbishop7873 8 лет назад

    swiftor your head is so bold it travelled to the star and it destroyed

  • @jacobgross7192
    @jacobgross7192 8 лет назад

    Jake was a little behind

  • @jackgriffeth7169
    @jackgriffeth7169 9 лет назад

    Sting is in every video!

  • @bennettkirk8677
    @bennettkirk8677 8 лет назад

    Your head is so shiny it's brighter than my future

  • @xxredem_ptionxx5520
    @xxredem_ptionxx5520 9 лет назад

    combo got em

  • @seanbaird2430
    @seanbaird2430 8 лет назад

    Swiftors forehead is brighter than my future

  • @Humsafar913
    @Humsafar913 8 лет назад

    Your head is brighter than my future.