Insult Swiftor Or Die Trying #4 (Call of Duty Black Ops) | Swiftor

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @swiftor
    @swiftor  8 лет назад +354

    damn, reading the comments on this video was a bad idea, i'll read comments on the next video :P

  • @raymccurry4786
    @raymccurry4786 8 лет назад +89

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, swiftors hair line retreating faster than France in world War 2

  • @euan2363
    @euan2363 8 лет назад +323

    That guy that kept saying "I don't get it" after every single insult got annoying real fast

    • @linkin0983
      @linkin0983 8 лет назад +1

      Definitely

    • @Jtom4000
      @Jtom4000 8 лет назад

      XD

    • @e312ik
      @e312ik 8 лет назад

      Yes!

    • @manny2091
      @manny2091 8 лет назад +8

      It's always the teenager/young 20s who says "I don't get it" and thinks he's cool

    • @euan2363
      @euan2363 8 лет назад

      +HotCheatoesRBetterThenTakis im a teenager?

  • @geezburgers
    @geezburgers 8 лет назад +59

    funny and original joke that genuinely makes you laugh
    *I DONT GET IT*

  • @jiggyjoe117
    @jiggyjoe117 8 лет назад +95

    the top of swiftors head is cleaner than a kids bop album

  • @nabbo6662
    @nabbo6662 8 лет назад +110

    teacher:why are you talking in my class
    student: why are you teaching in the middle of my conversation?

    • @denJaee
      @denJaee 8 лет назад +3

      Teacher: Why do I hear talking!?
      Student: BECAUSE YOU GOT EARS YOU DUMBASS BIITCH!

    • @nabbo6662
      @nabbo6662 8 лет назад

      +Infinity Emeralds that's what I was going for

    • @Yahieee
      @Yahieee 8 лет назад

      +Infinity Emeralds i saw that one lol

    • @grantmorrison7397
      @grantmorrison7397 8 лет назад

      +Mr_PolarIce 16 calm down 😂

    • @ParkMadeBum
      @ParkMadeBum 8 лет назад +1

      You stoled that from a video

  • @alanvon9941
    @alanvon9941 8 лет назад +81

    I watched this video in the dark, I don't know what blinded me more my phone light, or his bald ass head

  • @JCDvain
    @JCDvain 8 лет назад +130

    Swiftor dabbed so hard his hair fell off

  • @stablemolecule346
    @stablemolecule346 7 лет назад +37

    Pause the video
    15:51

  • @syndicatedrecon2985
    @syndicatedrecon2985 8 лет назад +31

    Swiftor I found your long lost brother.... IT'S K-K-K-K-K-KILLER KEEMSTAR!!!!

  • @yelloari5448
    @yelloari5448 6 лет назад +10

    That mole rat one made me laugh so hard

  • @stevenyu4155
    @stevenyu4155 8 лет назад +47

    Marcus's insult at 8:27 should have been in a cringe episode..

  • @Billclinton99
    @Billclinton99 8 лет назад +59

    He lookin like the song producer from Alvin and the chipmunks

  • @fortnut459
    @fortnut459 8 лет назад +16

    "My name is Swiftor, and my balls are almost as hairless as my head!!" HUHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

  • @biigbolo2264
    @biigbolo2264 8 лет назад +6

    Swiftor is so bold that when the sun glare's at it. His head is brighter then his future

  • @elsovereign4834
    @elsovereign4834 8 лет назад +30

    This group of people has got to be the least funniest humans on Earth

  • @sosabans2708
    @sosabans2708 8 лет назад +4

    Marcus had me dying 😂😂 how he said towch yow self

  • @brandonschleig6599
    @brandonschleig6599 8 лет назад +71

    Swiftor your head looks likes the first thing everyone sees when they open up mash-potatoes at KFC

  • @tylurdenbyyy5744
    @tylurdenbyyy5744 7 лет назад +21

    You look like the default twitter profile picture

  • @jacobm3385
    @jacobm3385 8 лет назад +38

    Legend has it that if your early swifter will reply to you

    • @swiftor
      @swiftor  8 лет назад +109

      false

    • @jacobm3385
      @jacobm3385 8 лет назад +2

      +swiftor HOLY CRAP IT IS TRUE

    • @ZLaurey
      @ZLaurey 8 лет назад +4

      no, it is false

    • @jackmatthews7919
      @jackmatthews7919 8 лет назад

      +swiftor wow

    • @cwizzy1312
      @cwizzy1312 8 лет назад

      You spelled his name wrong but the legend was still true. What kind of sorcery is this?

  • @NimaN21
    @NimaN21 8 лет назад +10

    What has no personality, clarifies everything, and has a forehead that attracts more sun than a solar panel. Well it doesn't take a genius to figure it out. Jk swift is chill af

  • @Yahieee
    @Yahieee 8 лет назад +7

    the jokes didnt make me laugh the awkward silence made me laugh

  • @spellicupdude3160
    @spellicupdude3160 8 лет назад +10

    He looks like the illegitimate kid of keemstar and fousey

    • @varatic644
      @varatic644 7 лет назад

      Spell icup Dude there all siblings

  • @avr8341
    @avr8341 7 лет назад +4

    Insult- The amount of hair that you have on your head is the amount of how much people love you.

  • @matthewhall7317
    @matthewhall7317 8 лет назад +1

    15:54 killed me when he moved it back and forth

  • @mapquestboy
    @mapquestboy 8 лет назад +34

    Where's the "Make Chat Cringe" episodes?

    • @swiftor
      @swiftor  8 лет назад +10

      we'll get to that in time

    • @YeoChico
      @YeoChico 8 лет назад

      Those were funny

    • @YeoChico
      @YeoChico 8 лет назад

      It was make me cringe

    • @Imalima.
      @Imalima. 8 лет назад

      +swiftor do you have bo3 ps4

    • @franklin1033
      @franklin1033 8 лет назад

      +Phantom.vlogs ps4

  • @Speakwithyourmind
    @Speakwithyourmind 7 лет назад +1

    lmao he said "It PROBABLY has something to do with people saying I look like an egghead"

  • @relaxHR
    @relaxHR 8 лет назад +46

    The one guy didn't understand any of the insults he repeated I don't get it.. Annoying

  • @2rty
    @2rty 8 лет назад

    The sun burned head insult was so funny I almost died! 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

  • @hypercrazy1269
    @hypercrazy1269 8 лет назад +10

    his head is soo bald that the green screen reflects on his head lmfao... like if it was funny

    • @josegalvan4995
      @josegalvan4995 8 лет назад +9

      no that's not how a green screen works.....

    • @thaalumnikid3723
      @thaalumnikid3723 8 лет назад +2

      +Golden Rule Gamer when the replies to his comment have more like 😭

    • @xzeuii
      @xzeuii 8 лет назад +1

      the fact that the replies got more likes than the comment itself is depressing

    • @thaalumnikid3723
      @thaalumnikid3723 8 лет назад +1

      +LightningBlazeGaming honestly!!!

    • @calebmoore7002
      @calebmoore7002 8 лет назад

      Cod Gamer uhhh what did i say?

  • @Backupstoof
    @Backupstoof 6 лет назад +2

    I swear these guys can't insult😂 If I was there he would be ded lol😂

  • @zebadiahhunter233
    @zebadiahhunter233 8 лет назад +31

    swiftor looks like Rufus from kim possible lowkey

  • @willlucas1032
    @willlucas1032 8 лет назад

    This is a guitar roast.
    Swiftor, you are the fender of gaming. not the best, not even close but somehow iconic.

  • @brandonmiller8849
    @brandonmiller8849 8 лет назад +26

    Swiftor , The only thing worse than your channel is that thing you call a beard

  • @ItsDaRealBryson
    @ItsDaRealBryson 8 лет назад

    15:34 >When you need evidence to what insult you need to be insulted

  • @briarrussell7896
    @briarrussell7896 8 лет назад +14

    Swift the only dates in life your going to get are updates

    • @ELEZIK
      @ELEZIK 8 лет назад

      I dont know why this made me laugh so much 😂😂😂

    • @luubrin3585
      @luubrin3585 8 лет назад +1

      L, unoriginal

    • @ValhallasSavior
      @ValhallasSavior 8 лет назад

      +Nebuluh ツ nice profile pic bro ;)

    • @kt_flippo8423
      @kt_flippo8423 8 лет назад

      Not personal

  • @xxzoloxx_9363
    @xxzoloxx_9363 7 лет назад

    swiftor is one of the only youtubers I see who doesn't use misleading clickbait to get views

  • @111-d1b8h
    @111-d1b8h 6 лет назад +4

    *I D O N T G E T I T*

  • @Sproket
    @Sproket 8 лет назад

    3:35 "HUH?!" that killed me XD

  • @juanmelendrez2241
    @juanmelendrez2241 8 лет назад +3

    "I like black ops 1" he's level 2

  • @MarTheSpot
    @MarTheSpot 8 лет назад

    Swift your laugh is hilarious man that's cooler and funnier than anything

  • @goofydog7063
    @goofydog7063 6 лет назад +5

    Aye swifter put you're head down I think I got something in my teeth

  • @belikemar
    @belikemar 7 лет назад

    *COMEPAIRS HIS FACE TO THE MOLERAT* THEN SAYS WELL ILL BE DAMNED 😂😂😂😂

  • @datkidisaiah6898
    @datkidisaiah6898 7 лет назад +4

    The top of swiftor's head look like a little cesar's greasy pizza

  • @syn6081
    @syn6081 8 лет назад +135

    Why is his hair on the bottom of his head ain't it supposed to be on the top?

  • @ZingNovaVODS
    @ZingNovaVODS 6 лет назад

    ''Come on down!''
    *Climbs UP the ladder*

  • @joshcappelli9704
    @joshcappelli9704 7 лет назад +15

    so my mom came home from shopping the other day and she brought home a bottle of mr. clean. When i saw the bottle i said HEY is that swiftor

  • @gordi8985
    @gordi8985 8 лет назад

    OMG ITS BEEN SOO LONG SINCE IVE SEEN YOU SWIFT! You were at 1 mil last time I used to watch you, happy to see that you've grow tremendously

  • @Camodukk
    @Camodukk 8 лет назад +4

    Swiftor I think bald ass head is brighter then my future

  • @logankingsley6161
    @logankingsley6161 6 лет назад

    At 20:28 swiftors face with the sound is priceless

  • @Schianoy0
    @Schianoy0 8 лет назад +4

    legend has it that if youre late swiftor will not reply to you

  • @bryanlanner24
    @bryanlanner24 4 года назад

    This will always be my favourite Swiftor video

  • @Josh-jl2vd
    @Josh-jl2vd 7 лет назад +3

    Swiftor about to start crying

    • @zacharytempleman9729
      @zacharytempleman9729 6 лет назад

      JoshSangster Media Lebron bout to start crying for another final loss

  • @dvminic6274
    @dvminic6274 8 лет назад

    Swiftor, when i watch your videos i get this warm fuzzy feeling, something your head doesnt have...

  • @maury6093
    @maury6093 7 лет назад +3

    mr. clean

  • @Labs03
    @Labs03 7 лет назад

    2:11 when he looks at his parter for hope 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cjberry6610
    @cjberry6610 6 лет назад +3

    *I DONT GET IT*

  • @trumpisdaddym.a.g.a6936
    @trumpisdaddym.a.g.a6936 8 лет назад

    that hard boiled joke was fire how did they not get that lol😂

  • @sandracandelario8733
    @sandracandelario8733 7 лет назад +5

    it will be great if you are in faze you are one of my favorite youtube i owes watch you who is watching in 2017 put like if you are i am

  • @jholloway2703
    @jholloway2703 8 лет назад

    I laughed so hard when that guy was about to bust out his personal info.

  • @ast0rayt
    @ast0rayt 8 лет назад +7

    Swift, I got one for you, it's that I've seen more hair on a bar of soap the. what's on your head

    • @ast0rayt
      @ast0rayt 8 лет назад

      then*

    • @sprae4687
      @sprae4687 8 лет назад +1

      That was terrible

    • @jasonjones8834
      @jasonjones8834 8 лет назад

      he looks like a white squirtle

    • @Y2KQuan
      @Y2KQuan 7 лет назад +1

      Chief than* If you’re going to correct someone do it right

  • @Eliteslagr
    @Eliteslagr 7 лет назад

    When swiftor wants Chinese food he also checks the back for leftover cat hair to make his wig

  • @RinCatXD
    @RinCatXD 7 лет назад +7

    Swiftor your the older version of caillou 😅

    • @RinCatXD
      @RinCatXD 7 лет назад

      So funny

    • @AuzzAustin
      @AuzzAustin 6 лет назад

      [CONTENT DELETED 90275028]
      That's a Personal Joke

  • @e-phormal4017
    @e-phormal4017 8 лет назад

    Swifter is like the uncle that your family never wanted you to be alone with.

  • @connordavies5562
    @connordavies5562 6 лет назад +4

    Did you put butter in your hair cos it looks like it slipped down to your chin!

  • @lewisbp02
    @lewisbp02 8 лет назад

    I lost it wen the guy said let me cook on it 😂

  • @adazarmonkey168
    @adazarmonkey168 8 лет назад +14

    Can someone send me a linked photoshop picture with swift or and a mole rat combine together😄😄

  • @erickruiz4303
    @erickruiz4303 7 лет назад +2

    You killed Marcus over cheesy lane when Marcus's insult was way more personalized

  • @ZZzz-nb4ol
    @ZZzz-nb4ol 8 лет назад +6

    Can you make swiftor says on COD ghost plz ?

  • @liamplayz-games6048
    @liamplayz-games6048 8 лет назад

    swiftor Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.

  • @savage4l1f39
    @savage4l1f39 7 лет назад +37

    Swiftor you were born on a highway because thats were most accidents happen.

  • @plix-x-
    @plix-x- 8 лет назад

    I died when he pulled up the mole picture and put his face on his back and fourth

  • @Parabloop3r
    @Parabloop3r 8 лет назад +18

    Pro tip don't enter this game if you have a fucking stutter

    • @zerekwalker3906
      @zerekwalker3906 7 лет назад +4

      Artyom Timiryazevskaya people have disorders that can be fixed or can't but Jesus u don't need to be rude about it

  • @Beatriz-re3wi
    @Beatriz-re3wi 8 лет назад

    Lmao the guy laughing at 2:33 😂😂

  • @ohlxver5347
    @ohlxver5347 7 лет назад +3

    My librarian one told me
    Plz like if u like da joke

  • @HandleHandle123
    @HandleHandle123 8 лет назад

    the Mole rat joke had me laughing while I was eating I dident choke still FUNNY!!!!:)

  • @bigbubba1070
    @bigbubba1070 7 лет назад +11

    these jokes are awful

  • @Lhodge923
    @Lhodge923 8 лет назад

    Swifts head be cleaner than a nuns search history

  • @tragickillin664
    @tragickillin664 8 лет назад +1

    Swiftor, if you went bowling, i would easyly mistake your head as a bowling ball

  • @kevinbatz9048
    @kevinbatz9048 8 лет назад

    "I think its funny that a coconut has more hair than you"😂

  • @BennyBoy2200
    @BennyBoy2200 8 лет назад

    What do you call a confused Swiftor?.............
    Scrambled eggs

  • @v1nc3mc
    @v1nc3mc 8 лет назад

    This is kinda an old vid but I gotta say, when he said come on down, I would've went up and said "Swift you're so dumb, you told us to come on down even tho you're up" 😂😂

  • @zackskatesgoofy891
    @zackskatesgoofy891 7 лет назад

    I died when he reacted to the mole rat like "... I'll be damned"

  • @killerjack5128
    @killerjack5128 8 лет назад

    Kingamers first joke made me laugh so hard I chocked on my food

  • @busyduck8781
    @busyduck8781 6 лет назад +1

    I bet Jon Pierre just googled bald jokes

  • @wjeremy3231
    @wjeremy3231 7 лет назад

    LOL that hairless mole and your reaction made me ctfu

  • @thereddiamondrandomness7750
    @thereddiamondrandomness7750 8 лет назад

    OMG THE MOLE RAT KILLED ME!!

  • @johnmontreal5748
    @johnmontreal5748 7 лет назад

    broo when he put his heaf on the hairless mole rat i swear i couldn't stop laughing oh my lord, he should of won lord jesus that was halarious 😂😂😂

  • @PRIMEXM-nz4qf
    @PRIMEXM-nz4qf 8 лет назад

    It's difficult for the sun to burn Swiftor's head when it reflects light like it is as big as the moon.

  • @noopSiesNife
    @noopSiesNife 8 лет назад

    When you dragged your head onto it, that was so fucking hilarious.

  • @Giritann
    @Giritann 8 лет назад

    Swiftors head is cleaner than the kingdom of heaven

  • @carlosthadon7529
    @carlosthadon7529 8 лет назад

    the second joke kfc said had me crying so hard

  • @castro_d-_-b
    @castro_d-_-b 8 лет назад

    Swiftor is the type of guy that plays with kids all day

  • @siberianuwuxd9035
    @siberianuwuxd9035 8 лет назад

    lol when swiftor pulled up the picture of the rat they looked like twins! ;)

  • @ProphetTLK
    @ProphetTLK 7 лет назад

    Swiftor is so under-rated honestly, 2.4m subs is a high amount but he's so entertaining

  • @fancymonkey401
    @fancymonkey401 8 лет назад +1

    Swiftor, if Humpty Dumpty was a real life film your big bald head will be him at age 46 with that beard and bald head

  • @itsparadise4465
    @itsparadise4465 8 лет назад +1

    Marcus lowkey mad swift salty so he didn't choose him😂

  • @codylawrence261
    @codylawrence261 8 лет назад

    The part were he put his head for the rat 😂😂

  • @Govcheeze99
    @Govcheeze99 8 лет назад

    Mine: Hey, I thought this was insult SWIFTOR? Why do I have to stare at THAT face?

  • @jakedrex3237
    @jakedrex3237 7 лет назад

    i love how at 12 mintues when you shoot marcus in the head he yells medic while the bullet goes through his head