Perfectly Cut Screams #2
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- Опубликовано: 9 май 2020
- Perfectly cut screams are the peak of comedy. I won't be taking any other answers on this. Also LIKE the video or I'll scream at you while you sleep.
More screming: • Perfectly Cut Screams #1
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Like this video or I'll scream right in yours ears while you sleep
AAAAA-
i coment frst
OH GOD
Wow I'm so friggin early
Fite me biatch--
Father: *about to brutally murder his son with a leek*
Jack: “very harmless joke”
I mean, the joke was harmless.
The dad however...
Well, it wasn't harmless for the son. xD
1:38 for the clip
I wonder what images got *leeked* online though.
The joke was, not the *reaction*
Jack: "Dammit, everything's on the internet is fake."
but you're not...
You're a potato, Jack will eat you
Or is he...?
@@SailorDee *Vsauce music plays*
69th like your welcome
Omg jack liked ur comment ........wow
Trust me Jack, you do not want kookaburras in anywhere within a 3km radius of your house. You’ll wake up at 2 in the morning to a loud “agahgahagahahgahahag” and it’ll scare the shit out of you
I live in the more suburban area of Victoria, so it’s nice every now and again when you’re out on a walk in nature, but I can see why some would find it annoying.
Those birds might actually be perfect for him 😂
I can only imagine Jack and his brother like holding onto each other for dear life. “I LOVE YOU, MAN. I’M SORRY I DON’T SAY IT ENOUGH.” “SURE JEEZ.” *Irish panic noises*.
“That’s fine because funny things to me are loud things” - Jack 2020
He did say that
LOUD EQUALS FUNNY
Yeah we all can hear.
Then I wont like cuz itd be sick to meet you
That's why he loves Siren Head
“I am the loudest man. Known to man.”
Baby’s on airplanes: *finally a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!*
Lol
As a viewer rhymstyle i know he is loud af there is never a vid where he isn't loud
I think dan howell is the loudest person
Reekid: amatheurs
@Fabian Salazar
Tyler1: Are you challenging me, you Mortals??
Jack, fun fact of the day: kookaburras don't like worms, they like snakes
"What is wrong with him?" Absolutely nothing. Husko's be perfectly fine and do that.
Also, Lilychus perfectly cut scream is my favorite of all time
Fun fact about that Home Alone scream: he was actually silent while filming. They did that so it wouldn't scare to spider. Then they recorded the scream later and dubbed it over :)
TIL, thank u I love facts like these 😂
I love how much they cared about things back then
@@HighDr444 Well if they _did_ scare the spider, it could've bitten the actor right on the tip of his nose soo..
idgaf abt the spider, there is no way i’m letting that thing on my face. i thought it was fake!
Wait i always thought that thing was fake
"I wish there was kookaburras outside my house." *_NO YOU DON'T._* They are easily the second loudest animal in existence.
The first being the rare but very well documented JackSepticEye.
They would get along well with each other
I can relate
Or Present Mic, he's really loud aswell, the man's a goddam oversized cockatoo 😂😂😂
Blight VonDrake
As an Australian I can confirm this
I love how comments like this get all the Aussies to come together. OZZIE OZZIE OZZIE!!!
I was able to contain my laughs and screams up until that very last one. That cat KILLED me and I think i woke my roommate as a result. Worth it LMFAO
7:08 right In the middle of him screaming I got an ad
Same
Same, I guess RUclips is losing another CEO to a barter 50 caliber bullet D:
Me too
S A M E ! !
Same 😂
Jack : "Imagine if a million spiders came out"
Australians : "Oh no need to imagine buddy"
Heh spiders everywhere in Australia
*mate
:jack spiders in Ireland will kill us all
:Australia HAH ever heard of blackwidow
@@nobodyknows5395 you do know they are in United States, southern Europe and Asia, Africa, and much of South America
James Fenton black widows are everywhere. We have them in Kansas, I saw one.
interviewer: how much do you like Ryan Reynolds?
Jack: Do you have 90 minutes?
* pulls out projector and powerpoint *
W-what type of interview asks about who you like
"Jascepticeye started a call that lasted 9 hours"
Noice
5:56
*Lily being chill*
Her inner sleepparalasys demon: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
The thunder story is fairly relateable. Watching the lightning form is impressive, and hearing it form after the fact is awesome
jack: ‘imagine if a million spiders came out’
me: ‘well I wasn’t but I am now’
No I would no like to imagine
Punt A panini I was eating cereal and he said that and then all I could think about was that I was eating spiders I-
@@faesforest aaaaaaaaahhhhh noooo
I don’t understand this comment someone please sum this up for me
Oh i thought he was gonna hit a flying ants nest and they were all gonna fly up and fill his house
Youre welcome
I may have an ant problem in my garage
They fly
Jack: "I'm probably the loudest man alive"
14 yo with a headset: *ima bout to end this mans career*
😂😂😂
Nice
Dr. Fandom don’t forget 12 year old eating his mic
@@aballerg6378 Huhuh, I did that
Baller Naruto
What about the 12 year old Hispanic kid with his mom yelling at one of his siblings in the background and his dogs barking like crazy and yet he’s somehow in every game you play
That last one was amazing! 🤣 14:11
Owner: *Says "hi" to hampter*. Hampter: *Mic peaks*.
“I like to scream a lot” really Jack my ears didn’t notice
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Yes 69th like :)
We're already too used to it
Wtf I’m seeing this comments likes going up by 20 at a time
Omg how many like u are getting
Few mins ago u had 15 and now 100+ 😳
"I really wanna get to VR Chat again"
*Don't give us hope Jack*
Right?
Wait he dosen't have a car
He already mixed up onward and Pavlov VR
TheBigKiwi101 he didn’t that WAS onward.
Two of the world's most loudest people, JACK, AND JUICY.
1:33 i did that to my dad he was upset with me but then he saw it and we got my mom
"you have kookaburras outside your house!?!?"
*Australian national anthem starts to play*
You have kookaburras outside your house: :)
You have magpies outside your house!instant death
D3ADASS ur profile pic is perfect
He points out that the kookaburra might have thought the person’s hand was worms... incorrect, kookaburras are carnivores and will eat ur hand if it doesn’t have a chunk of meat in it and the bird is hungry. Not a lot of people know they’re birds of prey apparently, it’s like going up to a falcon with a piece of pasta in ur hand and getting bit.
aussie gang how we feeling
What is a kookaburra anyway? I've never heard of it.
Ah yes, we see the wild Septiceye, doing his mating call.
"AAAAAAAAAAAA-"
*DO NOT PRESS MY PROFILE ICON*
@@user-uj7zb7hw3x wth dude .-.
*You meant "Spedicy" right?*
@@user-uj7zb7hw3x I looked at the icon
Don't Read my icon
Ok I won’t what is it something inappropriate or something
13:34 Best example of the truest of friendships! 🤣
Of course perfectly cut scream compilations are what Sean watched to get in the right mood for recording
Jack: *Has girlfriend*
Also jack: Is this Ryan Renolds? Love of my life?
Ryan Reynolds was nude in the 1st Deadpool movie if anyone was wondering 😏
She, like any of us, would entirely understand if our partner left us for Ryan Reynolds.
@@SaintDaisley True very very true
He's said before that he would choose Evelyn over Ryan, but good joke, very funny 👍🙃
Jack: "I am the loudest man in the world" My dad when he stubs his toe:
@@limbo7459 why what
wytho the council of loud dad noises, now we
Just need throat clearing
my dad coughing
Huh?
My dad mad
2:05 Jack, trust me, you do not want kookaburras outside your house. They're even louder than you.
About 3:18 I think, that is a low budget Spider-Man film, it’s called Spider-Man: Lockdown on YT
Jack: Ryan Reynolds
Unnus Annus: Zach Efron
Zac Efron: *exists*
Me: *High School Musical Flashbacks*
lol
Marzia: Ricardo
Omg, I was literally talking about that lol
Imagine waking up to your husky screaming like that but you don’t have a husky
But yes now I do!
My neighbor has one. It sucks
i see u everywhere man
u comment on like 99% of dawkos videos
nice to see a fellow dawko lover around tho
Tired_Frisky ...were they the funny comments at least? Lol
@@haileenunez3472 tbf they usually always funny 😂
That moment of the rock hitting vince so iconic
7:25 you know ryan reynolds also played as pikachu in detective pikachu
It took me until the end of detective Pikachu to figure that out I was laughing for half an hour after that
Jack: "do you wanna hear the best scream of all time?"
me: *turns volume down*
I actually did that too
Me: *turns up volume*
I did that before I clicked lmao
"Can we get a whole low budget spider man movie?"
*italian spiderman enters the chat*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
*Sūpaidaman intensifies*
It's Pizza Time
Uganda enters the chat
4:00
i loled so hard i woke up noticing it was a dream
Jack: Mice may carry diseases, but spiders will kill us ALL.
Me: E X A C T L Y
Jack: "i wish i had kookaburra's outside my house"
Any Aussie: *no you really don't*
Kermit Scooter ankle wtf is a kookaburra😂
theyre so loud and obnoxious
@@honestlydude4207 an australian bird a
They’re how I wake up in the morning and it’s not fun 😅
@@honestlydude4207 there a aussie bird who are loud as fuck and sound like there laughing search it up
Sean isn't loud he's just talking in all caps
aka loud 😆
Cow Man thats... thats the joke
Cow Man no, All caps
*ahem* correction (SEAN ISNT LOUD HES JUST TALKING IN ALL CAPS)
If life was a videogame sean's player has a broken caps lock
1:40 Yes Jack we do have Kookaburras in our gardens in Australia I know since one stole my fish from it's outside area when I was a kid from right in front of me
I have birds, great source of food when quarantine was going on :)
the guy actually sounded like a bird 1:52
It’s confirmed Jack does not drive around in the car he floats he is the almighty one he is unstoppable do not get in his path of destruction he is made and drink The hulk juice there’s no turning him back now he’s over 9000
The truest statement yet
Wow suprised sean hearted this
It's true just yesterday I heard a noise when i looked outside I saw a person superman style hovering above the ground j noticed it was jack so I yelled at him for disobeying the laws of quarantine club but he destroyed my whole house now in homeless 😢
There is one thing that can stop him 1 million spiders
Look at this well cultured person
Sure when the husky screams and cries it's cute, but when I do it I'm "drunk" and "ruining my friend's birthday party"
lmaooo best shit ive read all day 😭✌️
Life goals
nice
@@S14M07 nice
@Nathan Knight nice
i like it how the playlist is covered with the time censored jacks scream
13:02
Fun fact! Lightning actually comes from the ground up! Proven by slown down videos.
Jacksepticeye: "the best scream in the world is home alone!"
*Sad wilhelm noises"
*insert Wilhelm scream*
Fact
Wilhelm scream is way too cliched it’s not even good anyway
@@MiloMcCarthyMusic The Wilhelm Scream is amazing! One of the best part of Star Wars, like Stan Lee in the MCU. So sad they got rid of it.😞
Trey Walker wait they got rid of Stan lee.
**Sad noises**
Fun fact about the scream from Home Alone: he had to act like he was screaming and then they dubbed over a scream so as to avoid scaring the spider.
Can you imagine the spider like BITCH WHAT THE FUCK
fun fact about your comment, its not true as tarantulas are deaf
CaPAA of NEPA true, but they might be able to feel the vibrations from the scream?
@@user-ze8fr9wq1t And obviously the wind coming out of his mouth. Turantulas' hairs are sensitive
wow so many facts today :)
“Imagine it’s if just a million of spider can out of under the fridge”
Me: Amazing!!
0:23 The Way He Says Reddit, LMAO XD 😆🤣
French Reddit can’t hurt you, it doesn’t exist.
French Reddit:
"we found it" *"screams of pure, unadulterated, fear"*
i would like this comment, but the likes. are fkin perfect.
Yes
9:30 screams of pure, unadulterated, fear
Jack: I'm not gay
Ryan Reynolds: *appears*
Jack: iS THAT THE LOVE OF MY LIFE-
SENpAi?!?!
Ok, ok, we all gotta admit to our past, preset , or secret crushes on Ryan Reynolds
@@PoeticLizard you're right, you're right
the love of his life is no other then his DUTCH QUEEN XD
Nikki Wilcox lmao
14:20 sean proceeds to laugh in cat dad mode
Jack: it makes me wanna do it myself.
My brain: cocaine? 14:00
Juicey: *snorts cocaine*
Sean: "i want to do stuff like that with my friends"
Did he stutter
Yeah, I wish I could take that good no no snow with the boys dawg
No no don’t comment there this is my no no section
Shadow Nightmare Fredbear
Eddie is it you?
It's no no snow
Jack has a secret shrine of Ryan somewhere in his house.
Jack is the Yandere and Ryan is Senpai
I believe you!!!!
With a giant cardboard cut-out of the dick pic.
It's not really a secret
No Doubt 😂
Watched this video so countless amount of times since it's come out and it's still just as funny as the first time. Great distractions for stressful times too and just makes you feel good after.
12:39
I actually have a story about a lightning strike.
One actually hit in one of those big circle driveways. And i saw it happen in front of my window.
I actually saw it strike the ground, which was concrete thankfully.
Hit us up Jack! The boys would love to have you guest in our vids!
@Jammiego10 10 actually
No 12
No 15
Mully has 12k likes but Eddie only has 15
Number 17
"Best scream is from Home Alone"
Tom: Years of talent wasted
Fuck yeah, he's the master of perfect scream.
Tom: Years of academy training wasted!
Lowkey thought he was gonna say Tom lol. Tom had the best screams, he IS the king of screams no one else can top that
Even as a kid I love his screams
It’s videos like these that I go back to every now and again that just cheer me up and make me feel so happy in the cruel times that we live in rn
Smii7y: it is more scared of us than we are of it
Also smii7y:OHHH FUCK
Sean:laughs
“No-no, dont touch me there, this is my no-no square” literally watched this video earlier and had the song in my head all day. All I could hear whilst watching Mully’s video was “no-no don’t dive so low, this is my no-no snow”
Ikr 🤣
Haha 😂 Mully is too funny haha
SAME
No-no dont touch my bone, this is my no-no zone, no-no, my mom’s not home, this is my no-no zone
no no don’t touch my bone this is my no no zone... no no my moms not home this is my no no zone
"Kookaburras think your fingers are worms!"
hahaha jack. kookaburras dont eat worms, they eat snakes.
neddi and fish. They are genetically a kingfisher so. Yeah
Aussies here?
@@thorz_flame5901 yep
@@thorz_flame5901 fuck yeah mate
@@thorz_flame5901 all the way from Tassie too
was watching this again cuz i felt a little down, right after i watched this i felt like telling my crush how i felt, she said she felt the same way, thanks sean for making today the best day of my life :)
Oh damn, congrats!
I watched this already, but 0:46 got me again
dang it
Same, mice scare me D:
They actually had to record the scream, in Home Alone, seperately, as to not scare the spider. The scream could have scared the tarantula, and bit his face. Just a fun fact, but yeah, it's hilarious
that.... that makes the scream all the more impressive
@@jrex0522 hah! It is impressive. I'm not sure if they manipulated it, but it was one hell of a scream. Sean's right, it's the best scream in cinematic history
At least it’s not venomous 😂
@@Reactiontime6000 All.... every single spider on this planet is venemous. Literally, every single spider is venomous. The tarantula comes in many forms, and some are deadly, some are not.
Sean: you have kookaburras outside your house?
Me: well in Australia...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAHAHA
Now, what wakes us all up in the morning here..
@@cantthinkheadempty5846 at least you have a somewhat decent sound in the morning...compared to the fuckin bin bird
Xyplain the bin bird just sounds like a deep horn
Xyplain Yea u right they sound worse
4:59 is so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
7:40 ITS BLUE SHIRT GUY!
"I don't know who this guy is, but I know this is Lily, Michael, and Fedmyster."
*sad scarra noises*
rip OTV dad
He didn’t recognize the Monster’s Inc. theme?
Bell of disappointment...
BonelessNapkin8 -sad dinging noises-
bell of disappointment has been rang
DING DING DING DISAPPOINTMENT NOISES
no joke
Lmfao😂😂
Jack : I want kookaburras outside my house!
Me who lives in Australia: is it unusual to have kookaburras outside your house? ._.
"People could call me the loudest person ever"
Goku: Hold my Kamehameha
Jack: "I'm the loudest man alive"
My upstairs neighbour at 2 am: *Are you challenging me?*
69 likes
Nice
Dont worry, shes just wrestling with her loved one
ItzDarky this is actually my neighbour tho
Mine stopped screaming when I threw a hatchet at his door. We're best friends now
At 5:42, Jack reacts to OTV perfectly cut scream. A year later, he plays with Toast, Lily, Michael, Scarra and the rest of the OTV members in Among Us. Now, he still plays Among Us with them.
Alternate title: Jack laughing at people and animals screaming for 15:30 minutes
Fun fact: when fed walked in, he was carrying a real sword
And then he walked out the house and never came back
lol wtf m8
@@putnamehere3803 haha ok
@@putnamehere3803 F
Was it a SWORD ART ONLINE sword on anime?
Jack: "imagine if just a million spiders came out-"
Me: " *well I wasn't but I am now* "
@Gold Kiwi it just means I wasn't imagining spiders but jack said it and now I am lol
4:00
that hamster started screaming like a fire alarm 💀💀
Oh my goodness I forgot juicy was in this comp! Best screams.
anyone else wanna see Jack roleplay with mully, joshdub, Eddie and narrator?
YESSSSSS!
@@nielschristiaens4626 like seriously I would pay to see this
This would be better than the creation of video games
Ofc
Hell yeah
Jack: "you have kookaburras outside your house!?"
Me who lives in Australia: Wait you don't?
@@alf2998 Magpies are also in England, you know this, right?
Yeetus Feetus kookaburras arent magpies
Yep
those are mainly in australia and new guinea, so no
@@durian7717 There is an entire species of magpies, the Eurasian Magpie, that are super prevalent in England. I'm a bird watching enthusiast in Australia, I know what I'm talking about.
jack : "i would be scared of my dog jumping out of my car"
also jack: i don't have a dog or a car.
Wait but why is jack watching and loving the boys videos so wholesome-
Jack: “you have kookaburra’s outside your house?”
Me; welcome to australia
Pretty much
We have two ‘locals’ and one dropped a snake in our chook pen...
“I saw a JayBird the other day.”
-JackSepticEye
when people see their death: "welp, I had a good run"
Smii7y: "OOHH FUUU-"
I love sheet lighting it’s so beautiful
The way the guy with the Cookaburro screamed like a rubber chicken is killing me
"I dont know who this guy is"
4 months later plays among us with him
Wait, could you tell me his name?
@@iamsmol9054 Scarra
@@iamahuman5618 ohhhhhhhh thank youuuu!
@@iamsmol9054 Np
@@iamsmol9054 so is anyone gonna tell him
I love that he knows the boys, They should collab in vr together
9:28
Jack: *Laughs*
Me: Aw...
3:57 LMAO!
If ya ever want to go on a dumb VR adventure hit me up 🤙 haha
:0
i was looking for this very comment
Hi
I wad just scrolling through the comment and found this... Holy...
Hello there
Jack: "You wanna see the best scream of all time?"
Sean, you have thousands of videos. I can't choose only one.
Ngl, this hit me harder than the virus.
Didn't expect home alone tbh
When you simultaneously refer to someone as two separate names xD
@@ForsakenSanityGaming ye lmao
@@ForsakenSanityGaming I do it all the time lmao
1:20 killed me with the dad's reaction
"you f---king w---ker"
Jack:
“Hello. I told you, I’m the son of Siren Head.”
HI!!!! You’re my brother!!
The fact that he's going to watch Joshdub and Mully and Eddie and Juicy and Narrator without the knowledge the Reekid exists makes me happy
Sheev Palpatine Ima be honest I don’t know who any of those ppl are
reekids a good lad, wdym?
Why not reekid?
@@seanwyllie4907 He doesnt know reekid exists because he wasnt in the Carole Baskins clip and when he watches more of the gang's content it will be a most pleasant surprise
@@carl_consumer.of.reality Check em out. You wont regret it