Try Not To Laugh Terrible Edition
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- Опубликовано: 10 май 2020
- I have never laughed in my entire life, so I asked you guys on Twitter to try your best. This is Try not To Laugh.
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Edited by Pixlpit: / @aliceandchill
Outro animation created by Pixlpit:
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Smash like or I'm going to take away your internet
Great
How am i more early than sean himself?
Idk what to write
Owo not the internet
ok jacky
“Have the youth always been this annoying?”
Yes
1350 subs before Tomorrow shut up
unless you are the youth then its just nor..... actually never mind.
@@shrekthe55thsharkking most. But yeah
1750 subs before Tomorrow hey! Shut the fuck up!
YESH.
“You don’t grind up a cow to get milk”
Well I’ve made some horrible life decisions
i want to like so badly
it taste better if you cook it
I made it through this video without laughing and I come here proud of myself then you had it ruin it...GODDAMN IT!
If the grate is fine enough you can
Hold up
As someone who works at Starbucks, if I ever saw my coworker throw an entire latte against the wall for a TikTok (or really any reason) I would go to prison
But we all know that barista who *would*
@@Emm_er yeah
When you're in retail or any job to with service and customers, when you've reached this point, and trust me you will, the only thing you can hope for is that you don't actually break something that you have to pay for.
@@Da1337Man oh no believe me I get it. At my old store after a really rough rush we would lock all the windows and doors (it was a drivethru location) and just scream at the top of our lungs to get our rage out. Really therapeutic.
Maybe the manager was there 😂
The guy in the orbeez tub when he goes "Die! No more ducks! " is something I feel like I would do and it's the funniest thing to me
I'd do that everyday fr
I would do the same thing he did, cause yeah, the inner child in me would do that 😅
He's laughing because he knows hes gunna get a talking to, but he don't care he's a child 😂
Seán: "I give you a C-"
Me: "No wait...It's at least a C+"
Haha I thought that too!
LAUREN!!!!🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
**stares with murderous intent**
NO
shush or Tom Nook be coming for ya knees
Jack when he goes to america: "I love refrigerators"
😂 I get it!
Perry_ The_Owl the fact that the video played in my head is quite alarming😂
rachel rosario no, this is just how brains work now. It played in my head too
Lmao the memes🤣
rachel rosario omg same 😂
Jack: "It's racist"! Also Jack: desperately trying not to laugh at onion in accent.
also, it's not necessarily racist if it's aimed at a national identity; nations and ethnicities can be linked but they're not synonymous, not since modes of transportation were invented that allow people to live more than 5 miles/km from the place of their birth
@Dubya usually the buzz that is killed is only buzzy for a few assholes so I'm okay with you thinking that. Also the irony that my comment was a joke and you got upset about it.
@@CorvusCorone68 can u just appreciate the joke without making it about some fun fact
@@grantslater861 you can't do color commentary without commenting
14:25- fun fact, I recently got a job as a carpenter/builder, so I know that the fridge Sean is referring to is known as a Sub-Zero, and they are sold without an outer panel, so the rich people that get them need to custom order panels that match their cabinets to install onto the fridge. It feels good applying my experience.
Chef: "oNyO"
What's it's supposed to be: "onion"
Captions: "A N T O N I O"
Captions make it better
😂😂😂😂😂
You gotta cut up antonio. He knows to much
That is... ML Alucard?
𝐀𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐨
"It's not that hard not laugh" -Sean 2020
Why was that so hard for me to read probably cuz juh-sean can not talk
@1320 subs before Tomorrow no
@1320 subs before Tomorrow stop asking for subs on someone elses famous channel
@@tryingtogetovertheborder6647 Tt ft5
Not to* use proper English idiot.
I lost the game at 3:32 "This is what I look like when reading text messages half asleep" lmao
Even from a young age, Séan has been making people laugh.
And as a person with ADHD, I can confirm that our brains somehow find nearly anything funny.
He’s right, he hasn’t laughed once nor twice, because deep down... he laughed many times
“I’m going to die alone forever in a bathtub filled of my own feces.” - Jacksepticeye
HeavyBlade Video That is exactly how a joke works
@@heavybladevideo r/whooosh
HeavyBlade Video shut up
Jack's a neaky boy
Jack: I’ve never laughed at anything Onion: I’m about to end this mans whole career
Onio*
Onyon ksksks
*oño
Lol if only people realized that's how you actually say onion in French, I realized I must sound ridiculous sometimes lol
His own videos: boi, you sure?
8:43 man is living his best life and im jealous.
Jack: “I remember when people would send old fashion RUclips clips.”
Ad: “RUN-“
"i didn't laugh at that"
"i made myself laugh"
"you didn't make me laugh"
Ah the first stage of grief, *denial.*
Denial is a long,long river...
Jack: Doesn’t smack the white board
Fans: *Impossible*
Do we have anything next to your new home I don't know how not to laugh if you have Pokemon go homie on it
My username is Lego 12
Christopher Ward cut my dad playing m the camera is positioned in to my work is so much fun to do do it haha was a great game and I wanna play was it was fun to get it back to play with my dad I play minecraft I wanna was the day we play the Xbox
He shouts laugh on funniest home videos, a different series. This is try not to laugh.
Is it still still heal this is a real alien
Hey Jack! One of my friends worked at the starbucks where the drink was yeeted. They had the managers approval, but they did get in trouble with the store. Yes they had to clean it up. No one was fired tho
Mannnnn. I hope they learned their lesson
After the butterfly video I became immune to laughing. I then proceeded to win 3 you laugh you lose challenges. My heart has a void in it now. I am immune to the funny but at what price.
Jack: "I'm not laughing at that, that's racist"
Also Jack: *laughs at onio*
Blazing Blasian, no her latest video only has one comment and it isn’t even Jack’s.
@UCe5TxEspLYdWmKjkOpIpqXw he obviously didnt even comment on it. Just report these dudes as spam they are just trying to get people to go to their video
@@C0zyFr0g20 yeah I just looked lmao what a cry for attention that was
mason zeo agreed
Blazing Blasian yeah pretty much
Things that make Sean laugh:
-Animals
-People falling over
-Someone saying ONYO
-KIDS GETTING HIT!
YEEESS
-*COME*
*oño
KO!
@@grungevr4154 Humor hnb Bkhdr nb going home give it
14:08 I genuinely have this fridge -- I--
You never fail to make me laugh especially at this time when I'm having the worst time of my life rn
I hope things are better for you now
Sending you love and light 💗
You got this and I hope life is better
Jackseptickeyes laugh was a paid actor, he obviously never laughed in his life
That is one hell of a roast
I believe you because of you pp
You right
*jacksepticeye's not "jAcKsEpTiCkEyEs"
The way you spelled Jacksepticeye makes me think of a Jacksepticeye keyboard channel.
"Do the teachers even know why that's funny?"
. . . probably.
6:44 is amazing
The real question is, how did so many students know?
@@shrimps4163 it's high school lol
@@lunar6808 true tho-
The auto generated subtitles: the onion.
The actual audio: the Onyo.
The onyon clip reminds me of this one time while at work, clearing off a table, grabbing this long onion piece, look at my coworker and going “Longyon”. It’s now an on going joke
Sean:"You don't grind up a cow to get milk!"
Me adding the chocolate syrup into the blood and guts in my cup:come again.
There is nothing so pure as Jack laughing when he's trying not to.
Rachel Wright Anne frank
He is lucky I do Muhahahahhahaha I’m sad cuz that
Ok but at a funeral
ojourin b MUAHAHHAHAHA IS MY AWNSER to that
It sucks because that anomaly that he spoke of in the beginning, is me : /
Sean not smacking the whiteboard:
All of his fans: Depression is coming
This is why the next video needs to be Meme Time
The only cure for sadness :(
Confession: depression, from no White Board Compression
Quick sean release another memetime
Wrong show
I laughed harder at Jack calling his fridge a "cold cabinet" than any of the clips.😂
I will always remember the time I walked in late to health class and they were watching the human birthing video. My teacher felt so bad bc I literally got sick and had a panic attack. I will NEVER have a child, IDGAF.
To make it worse, I go home and talk to my mom about it and she tells me the shoulders are the worst part (I will not scar yall with details) and I had another panic attack at dinner.
5:10
Jack- "Oh no, he too C H O N K"
Hey Vro Fren 🖤💛
Vat is your favorite fob song?
@@username-jo8kf way to many to tell 🤣
@@tetehenkes accurate reply. If you single out a couple and doesn't say either a whole album or their entire discography you're awfully new.
Cat be dummy thic!
"animals are a soft spot. animals, KIDS GETTING HIT."
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
yes.
4:10 My friend in school LITERALLY acts like this all the time SHES SO DRAMATIC SO SHE MAKES EVERYONE LAUGH SO HARD EVERY DAY
wouldnt be the same without her lmao
Ah yes, Sean trying to pretend like he isn't laughing when he clearly is... as you do...
“ Am I Old? Is that it? ”
*literally mentioned that he's a 12-year old in the inside*
"ITS NOT A PHASE MOM"
that is old enough..... 😏
He is physically older. Stop trying to make a point.
glad i found this video...been through quite a lot lately and this lifted my spirits, thanks you Sean
"I'm gonna buy I fridge, put it in my corner, and that'll be my fridge" See how easy fridges are, and how they dont require earth quakes and mud.
Yeah he hasn’t laughed once or twice he’s laughed one thousand times
Know what’s crazy, is that I’m pretty sure he has more then 1000 videos, and he’s definitely laughed more then once in all of them. He probably has laughed tens of thousands of times, just in RUclips videos alone.
he is always laughing
True
Bad joke
@@happywheels1544 like your life?
Did he watch this to calm himself after playing scp
I certainly did
yuuuuup
I did 😂
Lalnunzira Chawngthub Yep 👍🏽
Yepper doo
Jack: "Pulp in orange juice is SO much better."
Me and my autism: _HOOOOWWWWWW?!_
Yes this!
Y’know, I first watched this video BEFORE my daughter was born and watching it now…. Homie’s reaction is accurate.
Sean:”I have never laughed before”.
Me: “Sorry i’m allergic to bullshit”
@1320 subs before Tomorrow stop advertising
Jack: I have never laughed
Me: *Watched yesterday’s video*
The fact that the onion video was better than all the tiktoks tells me something
@1320 subs before Tomorrow
STOP
just don't
I didn't laugh at the video, but your comment caught me off guard. I've seen it before, but I wasn't expecting it.
“SHUT UP SIRI! YOUR NOT A PART OF THIS!“
*sad Alexa noises*
the voice crack he had as well
I’m sorry did you just call Siri, Alexa
No i meant Alexa was not there
right when i read this jack said it and it made be die laughing
I just saw that part when I was reading this
It's official, Jack's a pulp gulper
10:42 i am going to hell for laughing at this.... god dammit-
Jack: "Has the youth always been this annoying"
Me: *has a flashback to Jack screaming in class for a vine*
Edit Didn't expect all of the Likes thanks guys
Jack is really making me laugh
READ MY NAME BTW
..... you right
:0
@@jacksepticeye omg your the best RUclipsr ever
@@jacksepticeye I remember your snake voice over. And to this day it is one of my favorites
Random fact:
“Albert Einstein” is an anagram for “ten elite brains”.
Cool cool cool
Oh shi-
I'm not saying this in public the reason I'm not saying that they're Douglas fat is I really don't know how not to laugh
Well jokes on you for i dont know what a anagram is
Makes sense lol
Sean:*hits the desk*
Siri:OK
i think we've figured out his sense of humour guys:
-ragdoll physics
-animals
-kids falling over
- o n i o n
“Die, no more ducks”
-massive buff dude giggling in a bathtub of Orbees
just gos to prove that we are all little kids on the inside! lol
It was adorable!!!
I can't read his tik tok so what is it
@@GrimTheRussian Ironsanctuary
Massive buff dude = Iron Sanctuary
He doesnt laugh, he doesnt get scared. He cant be human, no, he is Irish.
Edit: hoo boy that'a be a lotta likes, thank you all, I'd like to thank my mom and dad for bringing me into existence, couldn't have done this without 'em.
1320 subs before Tomorrow bro no one is just gonna give u subscribers. No one cares about it.
He is a Galic gladiator
an irish potato, might I add
FACTS
Me, an Irishman: *Chuckles in leprechaun*
did you know Isaac newton laughed 2 times in his entire life
the fact that jacksepticeye’s glasses he put on has no glass💀
*it's the "oño" for me* 😌
Thank you i needed this
🤢
Damn your funny 😐
O
@@substanceabuser69 you're*
The dad laughing: that's why I became an electrition.
@@fayescurrah 3:10
Bruh is no one talking about this spelling
Electrician
Electrician*
@@bruhjenkins6482 ikr
*knock at the door* Grammar Police! OPEN UP! STEP AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD!
4:18 bro just earned 5000 experience points and the achievement scared.
I just can't believe that Jack said he's stone-faced LOL
“Milk isn’t made with bits”
*Chunky milk is*
*Y E S*
C h u n k a y
Chunky milk is a sin
Chunky-styled-milk
“Now that’s hot”
chunky cow water
Me: This onion won't make me cry...
Onion: *oÑIõn*
Me: *laughs *
Oñiön: *you weren't supposed to do that*
Why did I read 'onision' 😐
"Orange juice with pulp is so much better"
You're officially off my friends list
1:30 You know what, to spite whoever made this TikTok, I'm naming my firstborn son Sean
Jack:"have the youth always been this annoying?"
Me: Yes, yes we have but even I don't understand half or more of most of the trends
same tho
Cringy Goat Ooo, quirky 😳.
Same, since i was 9 yo
thats because there are billions of people setting those trends and only one you to learn of them
Yo, after working in coffee shops for 7 years I can guarantee if my 28 y.o. petty ass still worked in one I'd pull that shit too. Not saying it wouldn't be annoying but hey w.e. gets a hoe through a shift, ya know?
He didn't slap the white board.
We all know what that means: Tom Nook killed him and replaced him with Anti.
We must strike now before they find out that we know
I concur. Things have just felt off the the last couple of weeks. Of course, that could be the quarantine talking.
Im not even gonna ask...
True, true, but where is the cut on the neck
You just told them that we found out
NO. WE MUST SHOW OUR SUPPORT FOR ANTI. HE IS JUST A MISUNDERSTOOD EGO! i think that he just wants to be loved, but he had his heart broken so he tore it out and began being evil. Now, we must show our support and show that he CAN be loved.
The baby parrot with the HL2 ragdoll sounds made me hold in my laughter so hard that air went out the corners of my eyes.
If both "Jacks" got together it would be one big compilation of "That doesn't count!" and "Fcuk!" lmao
"Is this what it feels like to read text messages when ur half asleep"
I ugly cried laughing
They best kind of laugh cry
K-klance ?
@Curious Queen
Yes... u know what it is?
@@klanceklancerevolution3339 👁💧👄💧👁 I just finished a 50k+ fanfic about them
@Curious Queen
Dont be shy, send the link 👀
Lol
Jack when he laughs: c'mon, I'm better than this!
Jack when he doesn't laugh: c'mon guys, you're better than this
YES
After excruciating anxiety attack this does have a positive effect. Thank you so much sean❤
Just gotta say, P**nhub intro is unnecessary incredibly iconic and hits just as hard as the videos
The "pulp gulper" thing made me laugh a lot more than it should have
The that made me laugh was the 9:29 one because my cat did that but he bite at random spot in front of him while stuck licking somehow...nickname "Gator"
the guy in that video is my language arts teachers son
Literally the only funny thing I've ever seen on TikTok.
It felt like pulp fiction
How does it feel to be gross you pulp gulper
There are lots of fun ways to mess with telemarketers
My personal favorites:
"Karen's Adoption center, you make'em, we take'em."
"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam."
"Jim's Sperm Bank, you jack it, we pack it."
and last but not least
"Ron's Crack House, we import it, you snort it."
i just say yes with a straight face and hang up when they are mid sentence
Captain Spooptastic one of my friends always says “This is ______ pizzeria and abortion clinic yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce” (he changes the name of the place so I don’t really know which one to put)
"Planned Parenthood, your loss is our sauce"
You don't snort crack, js.
@@tallulahmars2577 it's mostly smoked but you still can snort is lol
Stop the little voice at 1:05 made me laugh so hard 💀
yelling and swearing will always be funny to me because of you and thats a good thing
Jack: "I've never laughed not once, not even twice"
Me: "but a million times"
I thought RUclipsrs were kind 😭😭 but jack just dropped a very hurtful comment on my latest vide0 😭😭😭
Nobody:
Sean: Flexes his built in fridge
6:45 i had food in the mouth when i started watching. when i stopped laughing the food was digested.
I really enjoy the videos and how they really pep my step. Thank you, I hope you have a great day.
Jack’s not laughing. Someone’s cutting *O N I O’ S*
Önyö
Öñyö
After 2 months you finally got 69 likes
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ÖwÖ
“I’ll just buy a new fridge and put it in the corner, and that’ll just be my fridge. And the other one will just be a COLD CABINET.”
Yep, he indeed did say that
@@TheRandomTubeTV yes he did say that
That is indeed something he said in the video
Yep this is indeed a quote from the video.
That is indeed a quote from the video.
Siri: "ok"
Jack: "Shut up Siri, you're not a part of this!"
Jack imitating the onion pronunciation made me laugh
“It’s like when you piss yourself, a little dribble out and not letting out all the banks.”
Out of all the things to compare it to-
Sad thing is I've done this while playing a horror game once
@@submercible0314 LMAO
Omg you have Tanaka as your profile picture
@@scarlet_here07 y e s
@@moocake057 niceeeee
Jack: *Saying hes never laughed EVER*
Robin: “Welp, can’t have that”
553 likes and not even a single comment?, just mine rn
Dakan X
572 likes and only two comment?, just mine rn
I’m the one who when they laugh will either ugly wheeze or start crying and slam the table and have everyone stare at you and then laugh even more
Swearing and yelling makes everything funny! Imagine any Disney movie and then add yelling and swearing and I guarantee that it will be 10 time funnier.
The big bearded guy in the bath tub full of orbeez is who I aspire to be
iron Sanctuary? i aspire to find a hot wife that puts up with that level of bullshit like he has.
That’s someone who I want to be with
Whoever the does the 69th like please tell me
same
Stone Brewing makes citrus IPA's in a way that basically have pulp. Absolutely delicious
I credit this video right here with teaching me how to handle spam callers.
Jack when 29: I’m down with the kids I get the trends
Jack when 30: I’m too old i don’t get the joke cos I’m OLD
"I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SH*T"
Fans: “So did our videos make you do a funny? What’d you think?”
Jack as McD woman: “Garbage”
It’s garbage cuz he didn’t see mcsee
Pulp gulper absolutely annihalated me, i love pulp
I don’t know why the guys sliding across the floor got me!! 😂 The “sexyyyyy” just had me cackling and it isn’t even that funny!!
The grown ass man playing with orbeezs in the tub broke me... “everyone is a kid at heart” Jack (I think)
Trap The Photographer he has other videos of him doing clothes hack from minute crafts
Trap The Photographer Iron Sanctuary is so funny!
Jack: “What if I told you I’ve never laughed”
Me: “Well then you’d be lying”
@1320 subs before Tomorrow Here's a fun fact: No one caressss
@1320 subs before Tomorrow How about...
*_FUCKIN' NO?!_*
Lets all report spammers
@@Bennieboy918 Why isn't everybody already doing that
Sean and I, unfortunately, have the EXACT same humor. Every vid he laughed at? Had me choking right with him. 😭
You know jack I actually don't normally laugh but when you laugh I don't know why but I find that funny and I start to laugh
3:13
Owner: “How’d you get under there”
Cat: “SHUT UP LET ME SLEEP”
Owner: “Oh sorry good night”
Lol. Im super close to 100 subs anyone mind helping?
Nate The Random Gamer mo
1320 subs before Tomorrow fuck off you keep spamming on comments