Perfectly Cut Screams #3
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 28 авг 2020
- AHHHHHnow that I have your attention, please enjoy the video and drop a like if you did
My COFFEE ☕: topofthemornincoffee.com/
Twitter ?: / jacksepticeye
Instagram ?: / jacksepticeye
Edited By: / @aliceandchill 
Развлечения
![Jason Aldean - Should've Been A Cowboy [Toby Keith Tribute] (Live from the 59th ACM Awards)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-B4nR-CgMVA/mqdefault.jpg)
AHHHHHHH! - Jacksepticeye 2020
First
Hey Jack
Hilo
Second
forehead
Dog dies in fake lava:
Sean: NOOOOOO
Child slaps baby on the face:
Sean: *dies laughing*
Seems legit.
Yes
Doctor BananaManYT we all hate children
@@teinei1958 you're not wrong
Personally, I think dogs are superior to kids.
"Why did he scream in lowercase" - some redditor 2020
the best quote i've hear in quite a while
"Do not put off until tomorrow what can be done today" - Sensei Wu, season one, episode one of Lego Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu.
"Even lessons learned the hard way are lessons learned." - Sensei Wu.
"As iron sharpens iron, brother sharpens brother." - Sensei Yang, and later Sensei Wu.
Time stamp?
@@gameman3981 you sir, are fantastic
@@itz_grass5890 Personally i do not agree with that (well at some very small points in time i do but more often than not i don't) but thank you for the compliment! and when it comes to those quotes, what can i say except for the fact that i find a lot (and i mean A LOT) which i think are quite good and some of which i think are very deep, for some examples just check my stand-alone comment on the Popularmmos's channel called "We're breaking up" and the albums about quotes on my Pinterest page (just so you know, those albums have the word "citat" in them, which is the Swedish word for both "quote" and "quotes").
Also search for "Ninjago Quotes" and "Pokémon Quotes" and i've probably seen all of them.
@@gameman3981 hamela
Seán: “I’m trying not to cuss cause I don’t wanna get demonetized”
Also Seán: “dear perfectly cut screams, that was sh*t”
9:18, 9:24,9:55 look for the rest i'm to lazy to do it
1:05
7:30
7:43
8:31
8:52
9:02
9:18
9:24
9:55
10:21
10:26
10:37
@@zetero1 thanks
666 likes
2:27 - The guy's glasses flying off and being frozen in mid-air makes this even funnier! 😂
Jack: I just realized ringing the bell is equivalent to shaking car keys in front of children, are you entertained... Me: yes
Yes
*Yes.*
Yesss
Yes.
Mhm.
8:50 kills me every time:
You’ve been hit by
You’ve been struck by
Truck
🚚
Truc
BRUH I WAS JUST WATCHING THAT
*T R U C C*
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth criminal'
“He can smack my ba-“
**realizes that he is a child**
“Nevermind”
Right when jack said “you can smack my ball-“ my video was interrupted my a Miami university ad and it was the most beautiful comedy ever
I’d never expected in my entire whole life that Jack would watch Dreamcatcher meme
I saw the thumbnail and I was like:
S U A A A A A A-
AND put it as the thumbnail. I feel blessed
What’s that?
Clips you don’t watch kpop band!! They have a horror concept
Yeah and its in the thumb!!!
i spent so long laughing at “why did he scream in lowercase” just because it’s _so accurate_
he really said "aaaa"
I laughed at the spoiled milk one for ten minutes cause i gagged and then unpaused the video, saw séan had the same reaction as me, and nearly died of laughter again.
I love the Dreamcatcher Sua's scream when she did the filter and got scared by the rainbow of it. Was too funny!
It cant be, She is really one of the band member?
@@anonymoustroll2432 yeah Sua is from Dreamcatcher and I'm pretty sure the one who told her to look at the camera was Jiu
@@SerenaRosetail Yup that was JiU!
When Sean imitated the sea lion i literally died 😭
Rip.
If you 'literally' died, you wouldn't have been able to type that comment. :3
@@KuraYou its an expression
@@KuraYou Your comment would've already been annoying without that cringey emote
Never thought I'd see the day that Jack reacts to Dreamcatcher not through their music, but through Sua's cut off screaming 😂
I know! 😂 I was so hyped when I saw it. It actually made me laugh.
Dreamcatcher is iconic-ally funny.
I thought the same thing!! 😂💕
We expect nothing less from loud unnie
IKR I was like OMG IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS
...when a big boat comin my way
Video: Girl screaming riding down slide
Captions: applause
*whY tHAnK YoU yoUtuBe*
It's at 9:53
Why does literally every other sound apart from English words come up as applause on subtitles
Jack's giggles, chuckles and laughs gives me so much serotonin :)
3:27 perfect freeze frame
Lol
5:39
Ah yes the internet: a Snapchat video posted on Tik Tok, then posted on Reddit then viewed on RUclips
Yes
Fr
Mr Worldwide
Mr Worldwide
Ahhh the internet where anything and everything ends up anywhere and every where
“I just realized, shaking the bell in front of the camera is the equivalent of shaking car keys in front of kids.”
*he’s on to us*
Yes
Uh oh he's onto us
Someone coped you
AHHHHHHH BELL
UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS!
Being one of the biggest spongebob enthusiasts, it just makes my heart happy that Jack knows that line;
"Every plan from A to Y!"
"Things that go on for a while stop getting funny" tell that to the 15 years worth of SPN bloopers.
Petition for Jack to watch "Tom and Jerry" for that juicy nostalgia.
Yeah
Y E S
Signed
Yes
*signs 50 times*
9:32 she thought the slide leads to hell
BAD CLIP!!!
idk why but seeing a grown man giggling at tom and jerry makes me happy in a way that i cant describe
I’m not surprised that Dreamcatcher’s memes consist of a lot of screaming, but to think that it slid its way into one of jack’s videos
I SAW THE THUMBNAIL AND SCREAMED I WAS SO SHOCKED OMG
Are you ready?!
There's a place inside my mind, a place I like to hide
You don't know the chances. What if I should die?!
A place inside my brain, another kind of pain
You don't know the chances. I'm so blind!
Same
You’ve been hit by
You’ve been struck by
Trucc
AA-
BAAAAAHHHHHH
Aaoooowwww!
@@Xeroph-5 truck
truck
POWW
The joy in his eyes when he said “Truck”
..awww-
Dude, Jack is literally one of the funniest RUclipsrs I've ever watched. I got out of a *bad* relationship recently, and ever since, I've been binge watching Jack, and holy shit, he's made me laugh so much.
Like, I've watched his videos for YEARS, and he's always been one of, if not the first channel I go to when I need cheering up
"Why did he scream in lowercase" rofl that describes what happened so perfectly in fact that's what critics should say to bad actors in horror movies "your acting was terrible, you were clearly only screaming in lowercase"
Jack: *screams in total panic while spinning violently*
Subtitles: [Music]
What did this happen
If so please give a time stamp
Oh wait it was the start lol
it is music
Music to my tiddies
Been watching these to pass the time filling out a job application. God, what a way to live life
11:53 this mans scream was filled to the brim with fear
Jack: which 7up is stickier, put me on a wall and see how long I last
*-unus annus-** wants to know your location*
Unus Annus should do that
Wait 282 likes and its nit near the top wtg
Unus Annus is dead.
@@LiamPlaysGamez lmao what's unus annus?
@@SteamPunkPrince honestly idk. All I know of is DUOS ANNUSES
Jack: SCREAMS
Neighbors: He’s playing happy wheels again lock your doors
Omfg yesssss
lmfao
Those doors are going to locked all the time
SCREW YOU BILLY
@@bigsmoke1811 you mean
Dog that's funny as fuck
9:18 Jack should listen to the "Smooth Criminal BUT every other beat is removed" memes. There is way too many versions of it and they're all Luigi
11:42 Criken and Buck are goated. Their SCP RP made me cry from laughter
Never thought I would see Dreamcatcher and Jacksepticeye in the same frame
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEEK
You’ve been struck by,
@@NINJA-FOX.Productions Truck
WOOOOOOOOW
*epik guitar solo
Jack: diet vs regular, which is stickier.
Matpat at food theory: I ask the food questions and I awnser them!!
8:34 UNACCEPTble! Best clip in the video and made me laugh my ass with the timing
OF COURSE THERE WOULD BE SUA SHE MADE A 15 SECOND VLOG OF HERSELF SCREAMING
TRUEEEE
He should react
He really should watch that It would be perfect
Somnias detected
waitaishumgan 你的妇产科艾薇儿四门你们俩都是他地大结局大家扥登记叠加我系今晚没写
@@benjaminharrison3199 cool story bro
You've been hit by-
You've been struck by-
*A MOOSE GENITAL*
;-;
😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣 im crying
Ew
@Ethan Perry Finally, a cultured individual.
@Ethan Perry @Lenny Face Mmm yes the cultured ones.
6:15 alright, that was the funniest things I've ever watch this week😭
5:11 is so funny to me for no reason
Do you know what the original vid is called?
Jack: says bread boys isn’t funny
**holy music stops**
Do I sense heresy!?
*SABATON - THE LAST STAND STARTS*
The holy land disapproves
Let's start a petition to make Jack watch Bread Boys so he can actually see why its funny
Shotgun music starts
jack: “things should just stop! cuz they stop being funny after a while”
ad: *IF YOUR CHANNEL IS DYING-*
😂you said that as it happened what the hell
Why the hell is Ben Drowned watching Jacksepticeye's videos? 😂
You've got good youtuber tastes-
I got an ad about yt premium
I just got some spanish *Dove* Ad
I like how laugh was written on the whiteboard in the background when he laughs at 8:58
All the other screams: AAHH-
The last one: ahh-
“It’s the equivalent of shaking car keys in front of a child”
Me: ooh shiny bell!! 🔔
Me too aurora
Toddler me: that is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
Boring😒
We're all crows we have the shiny good mentality
Jack : * shakes bell *
Me : oooooo ☄ bell :3
“You guys like the bell, right? You’re entertained?”
Me, sitting with eyes wide and baby drool: *Garbled baby noises*
U wanna tell us something bro?
ShaneRekts Just that he’s on to us...
Its too late now, we're all adicted, trapped in an endless cycle of needing the bell again and again and again and aga-
8:06 had me laughing hard.
You could never stop being funny Jack
*JackSepticEye: "some things that go on for awhile should stop because they stop being funny"
Tom & Jerry: am i a joke to you*
yes, that's why they are funny
Tom & Jerry did stop being funny though.
J D no never noooooooooooooooooooo
@@benytgaming7302 The old ones are still funny but the newer Tom and Jerry is kind of lame.
Tom & jerry is the best
Jack: Spoiled milk is digusting
Meanwhile jack Drinks Water Jesus...
Me: sEeMs AlRiGhT
bUT hE dIDnt ActUAlLY dRInK iT
spoiled for fun
"A perfectly cut scream gets cut RIGHT as it climaxes."
... but it did... that was the peak of the scream...
6:58 I was actually zoned out and this snapped me back 🤣
Same, I started to think “I wonder if that store sells stakes” like the meat, not the wood
6:36 INSOMNIAS WHERE U AT MY GIRLS R HERE. Seriously every dreamcatcher song slaps
Insomnias have been trying to get Dreamcatcher their first win. If you haven’t already please download Starplay and vote for dreamcatcher. There’s tutorials on how to get more vote tickets online. Anyways have a good day 😂
I was so happy to see them in the video AND the thumbnail! Yaaay
I can't believe, Jack included SuA in the Thumbnail AAAAAAAA!
I thought it was a random reaction vid for DC's dorkiness but the time I noticed Jack in the thumbnail, I was like "REALLY?! OMG SUA IS IN JACKS VID!!"
I KNEW I RECOGNISED THEM ITS FUCKING DREAMCATCHER OFC
Omg yesssss
You’ve been hit bye
You’ve been struck by
TRUCK
Seán: AAAAH-
Death: Truck
ew u do fnaf ships
@@nacidi5353 Tf?
hotel:travago
AAÀAAA
Bye
Jack has remained consistently funny and entertaining all throughout the years, I'm so glad we have him
5:28 Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Jack: 'It kinda got cringy in the end'
Rick Ashley: *SAY* *GOODBYE*
Astley.
theunlikeyou well I mean if you’ve only heard about him through that vid (which like c’mon) you would thinks it’s spelled like Ashley not astley
Wow.
Why do people have that profile picture
@@hjoehj0996 search: rifty fish army
LMFAO for 5 mins now. that lowercase one got me. also love your videos Sean!
9:13
XD i am replaying this part idk why but the cutoff is fecking hilarious-
Jack reacting to a Dreamcatcher clip, the crossover I never consciously wanted but WANTED
The best scream you'll ever hear: Dreamcatcher - Scream
We stan
I swear I'm tryna get into the fandom-
@@natsueyama do it👹
never thought id see my ult girl group in a jacksepticeye video
@@natsueyama do it!! most somnies are really kind and the girls from deukae are insanely talented!!
Sean: “that’s a low effort one”
Also Sean: *puts it in the thumbnail*
One hole video of the bell
Jack: HEY LOOK BELL
Everyone: Praise for the almighty bell of happiness is here.
OH GREAT AND MIGHTY BELL, WHAT MEMES DOTH THOU BRIGHT THIS EVE
Bell
6:37 not at Dreamcatcher getting into perfectlycutscreams with one of their LEAST loud and chaotic videos lol
6:16 I have watched it at least 50 times and I STILL laugh.
7:46
the deathchat scream was perfectly cut
“Shaking this bell is the equivalent of shaking car keys in front of kids and asking if they’re entertained”
But Sean we are entertained by the bell
I'm just sitting and staring at the Bell when he's ringing it like 😶😮
GIVE ME HATE COMMENTS ON MY VIDEO
*OR I WILL MAKE YOU HATE ME!!!*
@@user-uj7zb7hw3x or I can just hate you here and not give you clout
@@user-uj7zb7hw3x o away u begger
-_- copyd comment rlly well nothings really original in comments now :/ everything has been seid.
Saw Dreamcatcher's Sua on the thumbnail- idk if am suprised or-
I was gonna say is that sua...then I went "wait what group is she in,ah right dreamcatcher"
This brings me so much Joy
The thumbnail is my main bias wrecker from a group called Dreamcatcher - if anyone isn't familiar do everyone a favour and look them up you'll fall right in love
Jack: the bell is like shaking car keys in front of kids
Me: pft is not
Jack *rings bell*
Me: oooo yay fun bell!
It's so funny because I never really cared about car keys as a kid (aside from stealing people's keys and making them pay to get them back LOL), but we had bells I LOVED playing with haha I wonder where they went
@@jaderatliff179 jack stole them
@@eggmanendme9792 He JACKED them.
@@eggmanendme9792 Give them back ):
@@mr.midgardville LOL
*I JUST WANNA MAKE YOU SCREAM*
Stan Dreamcatcher everyone
Stream Boca
my underrated queens 😔✊
They deserve more
Pretty sure Jack would like em, specially Endless Night
Sua unnie is there tho-
@@takeonme1000 You should really take a look at Dreamcatcher they are beyond talented
10:37
I got an add right after he said this. :)
every time EVERY TIME I watch a video like this perfectly cut screams AN AD COMES ON RIGHT AS THE SCREAM HITS SO IM SCREAMING BUT I CANT CAUSE IM WATCHING THIS AT 3 AM
Anyway have a good day/afernoon/night :)
*Jack rings bell*
Jack: "ArE yOu eNtErTaInEd"
Me: *Stares intently at bell* Yes very
That was one of the funniest parts of the video for me🤣
We are amused
Guy:I'm gonna start a fire!
Stove: *is on fire*
The guys head: *Mission passed tragically*
IDK what any of that means but I just wanted to get u to 111 likes
omfg Jack I thought a fly was on my ear, then I thought it was a jumpscare from a discord video but it was paused and I got so fraked out until I heard your voice
you almost killed me lol
I love how the whiteboard in the background says *LAUGH*
THE STINKING START! AAGHHH
THAT SCARED ME SO BAD!
Loved the video tho
i love that kermit video and i had no idea you had reacted to it before, 10/10
jack: uh bell-
me: oooh bell
jack: I just realised me ringing my bell is the equivalent of me shaking car keys infront of children
me: well-
jack: rings bell again
me: ooooh
Pfft hahahahahahaha
relatable
Yep
True
Bell rings me go oooohhhhhhh
alternative title: jack finally discovers "you've been hit, by. you've been struck, by. TRUCK"
Smiley AHHHH-
Thelaretus AHHHH-
AHHH-
*Dead*
Jacksepticeye's take on the original disgusting meme 2:45
Sean needs to have a whole collection of bells at the ready.
4:45 “he was like a father to me” - Felix
"I loved him like my son"
6:36
I didn't expect to see SuA from Dreamcatcher in Jack's video
Same lol. Speaking of dreamcatcher there’s been many Insomnias trying to vote on Starplay to get Dreamcatcher their first win. If you want, download Starplay and vote for them. There’s many tutorials online to show how to get more votes. Anyways have a good day and enjoy Jacksepticeyes videos haha
@@aifos3329 already voted, haha
I had to watch the full video of the sea lion screaming one I looked up sea lions screaming it was the very first result it was the most amazing video I’ve watched all year
Here’s how this is gonna go down: you’ll leave your game and I’m gonna… *FLIES*
6:36 never thought I'd see DreamCatcher in a Jacksepticeye video 😂😂
exactly what i thought
Literally screamed when I saw SuA in the thumbnail
i thought i recognized sua in the thumbnail yet i almost screamed when i saw that !!!
6:40 I knew I wasn't crazy when I saw Sua as the thumbnail XD
hahahaha
My eyes went was big as hers
I feel really bad for mistaking her for Wengie 😔
Who tf is sua
@@Xansmist sua is a singer from a kpop rock group
Can I just say how much I love that he plays the video twice at least if it's good so I don't have to rewind to laugh twice
*sits in the corner quietly liking the later seasons of Modern Family*
4:29 Sean doing an impression of the screaming seal is just- so perfect I can’t
8:50 you've been hit trucc-
*HONK*
4:29: OOOOHHHHHHHHHH
YONK YONK
4:30 Ohh-
12:55 does anyone know if the clips of this is on RUclips?
75% of comments: Dreamcatcher related
The other 25%: Funny hahas from video
Are you ready?!
There's a place inside my mind, a place I like to hide
You don't know the chances. What if I should die?!
A place inside my brain, another kind of pain
You don't know the chances. I'm so blind!
They're a really underrated group can't blame them 😅💔
8:13 that sudden face drop and noise is the best
6:36 in case you guys looking for Dreamcatcher
Makasih bang
@@jujiewn sama2 😆