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  • If you also fantasize about butthole buffets and being a housewife, Ali Wong's stand-up specials are streaming on Netflix.
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  • @sadie513
    @sadie513 5 лет назад +16568

    Her appropriate pauses, changes in tone and volume, plus facial expressions, elevate her comedy even more. Loved her specials. Loved her movie. Well done, Ali Wong!

    • @fv2977
      @fv2977 5 лет назад +117

      It's the difference between a decent comedian and a great one.

    • @emilywang3328
      @emilywang3328 5 лет назад +12

      I haven’t tried doing comedy or anything yet but I’m also cool.

    • @TheShmoo123
      @TheShmoo123 5 лет назад +30

      Appropriate pregnant pauses 😆

    • @sadie513
      @sadie513 5 лет назад +2

      @Maxyo Like your comment?

    • @sadie513
      @sadie513 5 лет назад +3

      @Maxyo Don't quit your day job

  • @map2476
    @map2476 5 лет назад +10177

    "if we had hired a 25 year old man who was ... not ugly.." xDDDDD I love her

  • @caelanmcchesney2633
    @caelanmcchesney2633 4 года назад +937

    "The TV is taking care of the baby, okay?"
    I almost died on that, from it being funny, because that's true for most parents these days.

    • @DEV3N87
      @DEV3N87 3 года назад +6

      wow, uh ok.

    • @caelanmcchesney2633
      @caelanmcchesney2633 3 года назад +10

      @@DEV3N87
      ...what?
      If you really think about it, children are more focused on tablets, phones, tvs, and video game platforms-mostly Playstation and Xbox.

    • @DEV3N87
      @DEV3N87 3 года назад +5

      @@caelanmcchesney2633 i dont disagree. The punchline was weak, thats all.

    • @DEV3N87
      @DEV3N87 3 года назад +3

      @@caelanmcchesney2633 my reaction was to your reaction on the "i almost died" as in it wasnt that funny lol. I mean its based on reality, just not that funny to me.

    • @caelanmcchesney2633
      @caelanmcchesney2633 3 года назад

      @@DEV3N87
      ...looking back on it now...I think I was having a Pandemic Crisis moment.
      You know, highs and lows. Trying to look for something to laugh at, while the world keeps on giving you bad news.

  • @Tassie85
    @Tassie85 5 лет назад +5958

    "Let's make a mess" really is straight up romantic shit that i dream about. That man is platinum.

    • @RespectMyThickness
      @RespectMyThickness 4 года назад +74

      Right she should have married him 😂

    • @carolinaparedes2565
      @carolinaparedes2565 4 года назад +33

      Bro, that's the DREAM

    • @MegaSheen15
      @MegaSheen15 4 года назад +64

      @@RespectMyThickness she actually talks about it in her book. It turned out the guy had multiple personality disorder

    • @jasondownsnet
      @jasondownsnet 4 года назад +110

      Well Ali should have found out which personality said it and lock that shit down.

    • @midom9143
      @midom9143 4 года назад +6

      or he's vampire....

  • @Laurence2000
    @Laurence2000 5 лет назад +11903

    _“The TV is taking care of the baby!”_
    👏🤣👏🤣👏🤣👏

    • @scottyi88
      @scottyi88 5 лет назад +13

      quite litteraly that tv money

    • @shimag1992
      @shimag1992 5 лет назад +8

      The Simpsons said it first. All facts

    • @godsamazinggrace5331
      @godsamazinggrace5331 5 лет назад +6

      Nowadays it's the iPhone and iPad playing nanny!!

    • @magrittedeau
      @magrittedeau 5 лет назад +8

      @@godsamazinggrace5331 its a double entendre, coz she earns her money from TV industry

    • @xenopyxis
      @xenopyxis 4 года назад +6

      When I was a baby the TV was my favorite (only) nanny.

  • @n.c.6211
    @n.c.6211 3 года назад +324

    "I would never accept anything younger than 62 years old"
    As an Italian woman I can relate

  • @zerofox641
    @zerofox641 5 лет назад +18557

    “Having a white dude named Noah cut my mangos” damn that is next level financial stability

    • @Sonic-yt1jx
      @Sonic-yt1jx 5 лет назад +30

      ZeroFox75 what does that even mean

    • @SAMIRA0209
      @SAMIRA0209 5 лет назад +11

      *mangoes

    • @kaiyamya9882
      @kaiyamya9882 5 лет назад +238

      @@Sonic-yt1jx Remember that scene in Forrest Gump where Bubba's mom became so rich she was able to hire a white woman as a cook? Same type of flex.

    • @Sonic-yt1jx
      @Sonic-yt1jx 5 лет назад +4

      yes I do

    • @bnyob3463
      @bnyob3463 5 лет назад +8

      Racist.

  • @PsychoStueyHappyKittens
    @PsychoStueyHappyKittens 5 лет назад +7635

    "It made me feel beautiful. BEAUTIFUL!"

    • @Niphredyl
      @Niphredyl 4 года назад +129

      I' ve seen both of the specials, my pelvic floor had a hard time from laughing

    • @mrsellenj.A
      @mrsellenj.A 4 года назад +18

      😹😹

    • @NoneYaBp
      @NoneYaBp 4 года назад +34

      Fuck where do I watch the full show 🤣

    • @Niphredyl
      @Niphredyl 4 года назад +22

      @@NoneYaBp both on Netflix

    • @garrettizuno3739
      @garrettizuno3739 4 года назад +12

      They’re so great

  • @yourmajesty3569
    @yourmajesty3569 4 года назад +1242

    I love that she doesn't hold herself to any outdated standards that women can't say certain jokes. If it's funny, she's gonna f*cking say it.

    • @DEV3N87
      @DEV3N87 3 года назад +47

      so edgy omg so brave yaas queen

    • @maddi8760
      @maddi8760 3 года назад +25

      @@DEV3N87 oh get over yourself. Replying to every comment bashing her🙄

    • @GeordieBoy1955
      @GeordieBoy1955 3 года назад +40

      She didn’t say anything that came close to being funny !!!

    • @rafaelguasp1141
      @rafaelguasp1141 3 года назад +31

      She hasnt even said a joke. She just says her unfunny opinions.

    • @fleiteae
      @fleiteae 3 года назад +20

      I watched the whole video and she didn’t say anything funny though.

  • @JD-dh7bk
    @JD-dh7bk 5 лет назад +3299

    "Let's make a mess Ali!!" LMAO

  • @TheImpiroGirl
    @TheImpiroGirl 5 лет назад +9177

    Okay but if someone said "let's make a mess" to me I'd marry them in an instant. That man is gold

    • @editthisthot4302
      @editthisthot4302 5 лет назад +278

      TheImpiroGirl I married that man.

    • @TheImpiroGirl
      @TheImpiroGirl 5 лет назад +59

      The Indian Princess nice!

    • @ironfae
      @ironfae 5 лет назад +308

      You’d be surprised how many guys would go for it. Most men don’t let a period stop them from getting sex. Trust me.

    • @questioneverything6270
      @questioneverything6270 5 лет назад +50

      I would never turn it down the clit can still be stimulated on the period

    • @ironfae
      @ironfae 5 лет назад +111

      Maria Jorreca
      If you’re REALLY looking, lower your standards. All the guys most women ignore will do ANYTHING to your body you want. Good looking, successful men can afford to be picky because they can get sex without trying. However, unattractive losers who are lonely will give you all 50 shades willingly.
      Think about it.

  • @Iamatomto
    @Iamatomto 4 года назад +24

    “That’s right because I DON’T WANNA WORK ANYMORE” 😂😂😂

  • @ppp0724
    @ppp0724 5 лет назад +3366

    "It made me feel beautiful! BEAUTIFUL!"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @harrisonburgeron
    @harrisonburgeron 4 года назад +6076

    John must be so happy there’s another proud Asian American woman in the comedy business.

  • @eman-kq8cw
    @eman-kq8cw 3 года назад +147

    I hope her kids one day find her comedy and realize how much work they were in the making😂😂

    • @DEV3N87
      @DEV3N87 3 года назад +8

      id be embarrassed my mom was such a shitty comic. and only really related to the woke crowd. yas queen omg slay LMFAO

    • @maddi8760
      @maddi8760 3 года назад +12

      @@DEV3N87 I wonder if you know what “woke” even means...

    • @johnnygeilo1427
      @johnnygeilo1427 3 года назад +5

      @@maddi8760 Judging from the clips of woke people on yt and tiktok, I'd say it's a terrible mental illness?

    • @maddi8760
      @maddi8760 3 года назад +3

      @@johnnygeilo1427 so you still don’t know what it is….ok

    • @johnnygeilo1427
      @johnnygeilo1427 3 года назад +1

      @@maddi8760 I mean, you could just tell us what it is. But I've googled it now and it sounds good. What a shame we mostly see clowns (to put it nicely) calling themselves woke, I wonder why most normal people don't like the word and the people who use it. Anyway, I'm just glad I don't live in the USA.

  • @da96103
    @da96103 5 лет назад +10439

    She is crazy. No matter how crazy rich asian you are, you PICK UP the quarter.

    • @xXOFrannieOXx
      @xXOFrannieOXx 5 лет назад +73

      omg hahahahahaha, killed me hahahaha

    • @lastcall8286
      @lastcall8286 5 лет назад +9

      Is she funny?

    • @luckdingwong2196
      @luckdingwong2196 5 лет назад +187

      Yep. It doesn't matter how rich you are. You step on it first to look around make sure no one else saw it with you

    • @da96103
      @da96103 5 лет назад +99

      @@luckdingwong2196 Hey guys, you go ahead, I have to tie my shoe laces.

    • @luckdingwong2196
      @luckdingwong2196 5 лет назад +41

      @@da96103 and you are wearing vans slip on

  • @jllum
    @jllum 5 лет назад +1591

    I want Noah mango, Rebecca kiwi, Danielle pineapple! 😂

  • @51Saffron
    @51Saffron 4 года назад +176

    I had a boyfriend who didn't mind making a mess either. He was the only guy I knew who didn't care, but this was way back in the 80's. He said he loved all of me.

    • @annnee6818
      @annnee6818 3 года назад

      It's got a lot better. Now you get a ratio of 2/3 don't care and 1/3 grossed out. So I guess women have become 66% less gross in 35 years. Yay😵

    • @cockoffgewgle4993
      @cockoffgewgle4993 2 года назад

      He was just horny.
      It's disgusting. But then no more disgusting that the shitty asshole our balls have to smash against during regular sex.

  • @TheBeastofBrianWilliams
    @TheBeastofBrianWilliams 4 года назад +1250

    She said “Harvard Nectar” LOL

  • @FreedomofSpeech865
    @FreedomofSpeech865 5 лет назад +2731

    Yep, my nanny was twice my age and twice my weight. It worked out great.

    • @b2kzangelalwayz
      @b2kzangelalwayz 5 лет назад +28

      Scorpio Moon you’re insecure

    • @melodyvanbergen4988
      @melodyvanbergen4988 5 лет назад +105

      you're smart, i'm a youngin now but if i have kids I'm doing the same thing

    • @junythepooh
      @junythepooh 5 лет назад +108

      @@b2kzangelalwayz and people can be insecure, oof, nothing wrong with that

    • @b2kzangelalwayz
      @b2kzangelalwayz 5 лет назад +16

      Juny ThePooh girl grow up. That will not stop someone from cheating.

    • @chocolatecream5593
      @chocolatecream5593 5 лет назад +10

      b2kzangelalwayz who tf said she was cheating on anyone? 😂😂

  • @maitri5265
    @maitri5265 4 года назад +112

    If the mangos are slided by Tiffanys, Jennifer, or Jessicas, you know that that is a whole new level of financial stability.

    • @NJGuy1973
      @NJGuy1973 3 года назад +10

      Tiffanys, Jennifers, and Jessicas don't slice the mangoes at Whole Foods. They're busy at the courtesy desk, dealing with the Karens.

  • @arunikapritimishra632
    @arunikapritimishra632 5 лет назад +2197

    I'm so confused right now. Can't stop laughing and admiring her godly awesomeness right now. This lady here is the reincarnation of every 21st century women's inner voice. Thankyou for existing.

  • @megan3663
    @megan3663 4 года назад +661

    She's not lying about that period joke though lol

    • @Sk8ordie7279
      @Sk8ordie7279 3 года назад +4

      Oh yea nothin but facts, I just lowkey wanna see how a female be on that lol

    • @Sk8ordie7279
      @Sk8ordie7279 3 года назад +2

      Can't wait till God let me find out😂

    • @pactanimated2580
      @pactanimated2580 3 года назад +9

      80% of the men in the world be like *brings flowers* "so I'm getting some right?"
      15% are the really romantic, setting the mood and treating to your every desire because they know you will return the favor
      5% "What no flowers?"
      "What flowers, Like some flora's gonna help your cramps and mood swings - get on your back and lemme take care of it"
      in all honestly, she do be right tho; that's the most romantic thing a guy could tell a woman XD

  • @shivaninaidoo2483
    @shivaninaidoo2483 3 года назад +14

    Her timing is everything 🤣👌🏾

  • @mattyy7912
    @mattyy7912 5 лет назад +4152

    I think the audience got a little bit worried in the last part where she did movements we don't normally see pregnant women do. 😂

    • @irockipod
      @irockipod 5 лет назад +225

      I legit panicked for a moment and was like no you preggo lady! Nein! But then i saw her lie down and strike a pose very similar to a pose I've seen preggo women do for yoga and i was like, alright, she's good

    • @mattyy7912
      @mattyy7912 5 лет назад +21

      @@irockipod yes she is good!!! Hahaha

    • @irockipod
      @irockipod 5 лет назад +26

      @@mattyy7912 i know right! She's so daring and accurate too..
      On a side note, and do take this as a compliment- you are very handsome. Hope this has made your day a little bit better 😊

    • @mattyy7912
      @mattyy7912 5 лет назад +15

      @@irockipod Thank you! I appreciate the compliment. You're beautiful ♥️

    • @irockipod
      @irockipod 5 лет назад +12

      @@mattyy7912 you are way way too kind- and that's a really old photo! But thank you! It has made my day that much better as well!

  • @swavnasahoo
    @swavnasahoo 5 лет назад +2886

    "Harvard nectar" 😂😂 asian women go for the smart ones 😂😂

    • @ClassyJohn
      @ClassyJohn 5 лет назад +60

      no....they go for the rich ones...

    • @allisonmacrae381
      @allisonmacrae381 5 лет назад +10

      Yo, that line made me injure my hand, I couldn't help but just slap the shit out of my wall!!

    • @ShiaKelfee
      @ShiaKelfee 5 лет назад +16

      true. when i heard that my friend's brother is gon be a Ph. D. i was like "will u be my sister in law?" cuz i love that shit lol

    • @xxForgottenx
      @xxForgottenx 5 лет назад +26

      @@ClassyJohn Most of the time, smart ones are rich ones.

    • @tellmesomething2412
      @tellmesomething2412 5 лет назад +22

      @tdot22 You're basically looking at women like whores with this comment btw. I'm a man.

  • @a.t2225
    @a.t2225 4 года назад +11

    “...that I learned in Atlanta “ 🤣🤣

  • @giaroos4339
    @giaroos4339 5 лет назад +6039

    My personal best period line I have ever heard was someone saying "what is the point of having a sword when there is no blood on it." 🤣🤣
    Wow, thanks guys for the likes and the awesome comments.

    • @Budu_bae
      @Budu_bae 5 лет назад +6

      😂😂

    • @kevinpham_
      @kevinpham_ 5 лет назад +116

      Not even game of thrones was ready or has this kind of power.

    • @johnmallqui4600
      @johnmallqui4600 5 лет назад +9

      Nasty ass

    • @selene5299
      @selene5299 5 лет назад +179

      I really enjoyed "a pirate isn't afraid of the red sea"..

    • @xMadmartigan
      @xMadmartigan 4 года назад +36

      This is gold and I am going to use it as soon as possible lol

  • @hollywoodshopaholic
    @hollywoodshopaholic 5 лет назад +2509

    I googled her Harvard husband after this and damn he is fine

    • @steviesosa5617
      @steviesosa5617 5 лет назад +73

      Is he fine to you because he graduated from Harvard? I just don't see what you see.... But I want to lol

    • @joshuaball2276
      @joshuaball2276 4 года назад +49

      i think you've mistaken Randall Park with her real life husband. Rendal Park is handsom and his her husband in her tv show but her actual husband is almost bald and average looking.

    • @JJ-dv1ve
      @JJ-dv1ve 4 года назад +63

      Joshua Ball Are you serious? Her husband is WAY more handsome than Randall Park. Just google him. His features are so elegant

    • @linateacup
      @linateacup 4 года назад +44

      Now I had to google! Justin Hakuta: half Filipino, half Japanese. My verdict- not bad.. lol Harvard or no Harvard

    • @joshuaball2276
      @joshuaball2276 4 года назад +9

      @@JJ-dv1ve your actualy right I had a second look and Rendall ain't nothing special and in comparison to this photo I found of her real husband (link below) I would have to agree with you that he is handsome and much more so then Rendall
      biographypedia.org/who-is-ali-wongs-husband-justin-hakutas-wiki-net-worth/

  • @ShurikenBobomb
    @ShurikenBobomb 3 года назад +19

    “Everyday would be an all day nanny butt hole buffet” 💀🤣🤣💛

  • @AislinnTaylor1
    @AislinnTaylor1 5 лет назад +944

    That last bit on the floor. Epic. Also... impressive. Because that's a lot of movement for a super preggo lady.

  • @antoniov3477
    @antoniov3477 5 лет назад +4120

    I love her aesthetic in comedy. Calm and funny haha. Those aggressive comedians are unbearable for me.

    • @ElleCullen17
      @ElleCullen17 5 лет назад +17

      I recommend you watch the british comedian Sarah Mcmillan then!

    • @charlesm5752
      @charlesm5752 5 лет назад +42

      Her “aesthetic” has nothing to do with her style. Quit using words when you don’t know what they mean.

    • @hereliesmyreputation2559
      @hereliesmyreputation2559 5 лет назад +67

      @@charlesm5752 it's a common used word, dude chill.

    • @antoniov3477
      @antoniov3477 5 лет назад +8

      Blake r - wow people must love inviting you to parties....

    • @antoniov3477
      @antoniov3477 5 лет назад +5

      K P - it’s a fucking pregnant comedian..... stfu crybaby lmaooo.

  • @tom2005
    @tom2005 3 года назад +19

    I love Ali, hillarious, great voice acting (and acting for that matter), just amazing

  • @kajj10
    @kajj10 5 лет назад +2163

    Just watched her movie and never knew she is a comedian. Now I will be following her. She is definitely funny.

  • @purple_engineer
    @purple_engineer 5 лет назад +1581

    Her bone structure though

    • @MOSP14
      @MOSP14 4 года назад

      Lyra M and here we have the psycho.

    • @galanoth17
      @galanoth17 4 года назад +3

      Bone structure? What about it?

    • @galanoth17
      @galanoth17 4 года назад

      @@j.j1916 i am not sure what you mean. Like her bone structure is good or bad? Or weird?

    • @ng23242
      @ng23242 4 года назад +26

      Beautiful ain’t it? Such great cheekbones

    • @rp-wn5or
      @rp-wn5or 4 года назад

      Lmaooo these comments xD hopefully they were talking about her high cheekbones and not about eugenics

  • @mercnem6855
    @mercnem6855 2 года назад +6

    The fact that there's a slither of positive reviews for a person who's as funny as a pitbull chasing a baby, only greatly emphasizes the fact that people will literally laugh at anything.

  • @jerseyltd
    @jerseyltd 5 лет назад +4425

    Mangos cut by white people😂😂😂😂 see a quarter and keep walking

    • @alwaysadilene
      @alwaysadilene 5 лет назад +8

      Jersey LTD aspirations!!!

    • @wastedvomit88
      @wastedvomit88 5 лет назад +18

      fuck yeah..noah mango

    • @Selkie7
      @Selkie7 5 лет назад +9

      @William Campbell you sound like an irate white man mmmhmm😘

    • @artoriasoftheabyss1575
      @artoriasoftheabyss1575 5 лет назад +3

      @William Campbell lmao triggered bitch cant take a joke

    • @pickledirick8338
      @pickledirick8338 5 лет назад +2

      Artorias Of The Abyss Are you black? Please don’t rob me!
      It’s just a joke! Sksksk Can you not take a joke? Sksksks

  • @AmethystEyes
    @AmethystEyes 5 лет назад +429

    “That was not ugly”
    God that is so true!

  • @dansitati9914
    @dansitati9914 Месяц назад

    Ali Wong is comedy genius. I can listen and laugh at her deliver humor in a melodic vocal range all day if I didn’t have to work 😅😅😅

  • @ilovelimpfries
    @ilovelimpfries 5 лет назад +8584

    Amy schumer wished she was half as funny as ali wong.

    • @muinteoircharline2090
      @muinteoircharline2090 5 лет назад +382

      I don't get why she always has to be put in the same category with Schumer anyway. They're both female comics. That's it. Can't stand Schumer.

    • @jayvee001400
      @jayvee001400 5 лет назад +46

      shaaaade but true

    • @alfinkurnia7381
      @alfinkurnia7381 5 лет назад +252

      I'm gonna report you for making me read her name without warning

    • @sonjaastrakhan7553
      @sonjaastrakhan7553 5 лет назад +152

      If Amy Schumer thinks she’s as funny, she’s Ali Wrong

    • @Feelkkari
      @Feelkkari 5 лет назад +106

      And then Schumer did her own pregnancy special and Netflix acted like it was groundbreaking

  • @KneeSea
    @KneeSea 5 лет назад +345

    “When that man said he wanted to make a mess..................THAT WAS THE MOST ROMANTIC THING EVERRR”
    MOOD 😂😂😂

  • @lucid3556
    @lucid3556 2 года назад +2

    This is the beeeest of ali wong....!!!!...why didn't i laugh a single time.

  • @XtraNormalVideos888
    @XtraNormalVideos888 5 лет назад +1915

    Her comedic timing is impeccable

    • @haleycao5467
      @haleycao5467 5 лет назад +39

      SandiandBodiandI Bodi jesus. Who hurt you?

    • @hereliesmyreputation2559
      @hereliesmyreputation2559 5 лет назад +16

      @SandiandBodiandI Bodi You need to calm down

    • @Xxrocknrollgod
      @Xxrocknrollgod 3 года назад +4

      What is your iq

    • @myst93
      @myst93 2 года назад +4

      She doesn't have comedic timing. She's not a comedian. She's actually the opposite of funny to be completely honest.

    • @skinnie2838
      @skinnie2838 2 года назад +1

      You must be fkn high. None of this was funny. Literally none of it. If you found any of this funny you are borderline rtrded.

  • @darrylb.roberts7181
    @darrylb.roberts7181 5 лет назад +895

    "...like Jack Nicholson in "The Shining". I'm DEAD! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SniperZaku
    @SniperZaku 2 года назад +3

    "Yatta yatta, Poo poo, pee pee" ...and then everyone clapped 🦭

  • @youngcoconut1781
    @youngcoconut1781 5 лет назад +534

    HARVARD NECTAR LMAO

    • @hollywoodshopaholic
      @hollywoodshopaholic 5 лет назад +1

      Vishnu Preyei hahahaha best part

    • @StephanieTips
      @StephanieTips 5 лет назад +1

      I know. When I heard it for the first time I died at that line

  • @pandoranbias1622
    @pandoranbias1622 5 лет назад +416

    "Who is taking care of the baby?" The ipad.

  • @Kensington555
    @Kensington555 3 года назад +14

    I'm pregnant, and I'm getting my pelvic floor exercises from laughing. Thank you, Ali!

  • @kyivstuff
    @kyivstuff 5 лет назад +1270

    The tv is taking care of the baby!!!

  • @Leonlion0305
    @Leonlion0305 5 лет назад +241

    4:46 aww she missed the chance to say "_Here's Mommy_" lmao

  • @VinayakaHalemane
    @VinayakaHalemane 3 года назад +2

    "Harvard nectar" 😂😂😂

  • @bunty0058
    @bunty0058 5 лет назад +51

    "when they get that stupid ass face" hahahaha very true. I can see and remember his face. 😂😂😂😂

  • @curtisholsinger6023
    @curtisholsinger6023 4 года назад +279

    Best of Ali Wong:
    *watches entire special*

  • @lilbatz
    @lilbatz 3 года назад +1

    Ms Wong you have a new fan. 😆

  • @Anele1097
    @Anele1097 5 лет назад +3251

    I'VE FINALLY SEEN A PREGNANT ASIAN LADY I CAN DIE NOW

  • @prettybird8839
    @prettybird8839 5 лет назад +2161

    Some people are pressed in the comments. If she’s not your cup of tea then it’s okay. Move along but don’t call her ugly or unfunny. Her target market, me included, find her funny and beautiful. Peace be upon you all❤️

    • @allornothing432
      @allornothing432 5 лет назад +27

      Xolile Silombo Her “target market”??? Who would that be? Anyone with a nickle and a laugh is a comics market! She’s on the worlds stage and while I say she she is a typical female comic, crass, shock value, unintelligent jokes you’re on the other side of the room like, hey! She aint talking to you she’s just talking to me and my friends here. Well excuse you! 🤨

    • @glittermafia5759
      @glittermafia5759 5 лет назад +140

      @@allornothing432 oh fuck off with your self important attitude.

    • @170skeith
      @170skeith 5 лет назад +96

      Loki so the same type of humor most male comedians have? Chill out snowflake no need to get so butt hurt

    • @allornothing432
      @allornothing432 5 лет назад +2

      @@glittermafia5759 No.

    • @Selkie7
      @Selkie7 5 лет назад +60

      Seriously! Sad to see how many miserable people just want to tear down actual TALENT when they're triggered....get over yourselves! This woman is gold😎🎊

  • @danvirago
    @danvirago 4 года назад +3

    “It made me feel beautiful!” That’s hilarious I identify....Love her

  • @tiffanifarrington4039
    @tiffanifarrington4039 5 лет назад +1215

    I love that she calls ovulation Easter time 😂😂😂

    • @DRmaryamA
      @DRmaryamA 5 лет назад +11

      And nobdy laughed😅

    • @marleydaugherty6255
      @marleydaugherty6255 5 лет назад +3

      AM MA you must be deaf because there were laughs 😂

    • @Selkie7
      @Selkie7 5 лет назад +4

      Release the Kraken!!!!! Lol this woman is gold 😄

    • @meowmeow5087
      @meowmeow5087 5 лет назад +1

      I'm gonna have to borrow that one for me and my hubby 😂

    • @iswish_41
      @iswish_41 2 года назад

      you have zero sense of what good comedy is.

  • @alyssapacheco9287
    @alyssapacheco9287 5 лет назад +456

    I lost it at Jack Nicholson and The Shining 😂😂😂😂

  • @iambored678
    @iambored678 4 года назад +8

    I love Ali Wong 😁 first watched her when she released Baby Cobra. I show her specials to all my friends. She's hilarious!

  • @frankperla86
    @frankperla86 4 года назад +835

    When girls tell me they are in their period, I tell them “sometimes a French fry needs ketchup”

    • @ryanpulliam8987
      @ryanpulliam8987 4 года назад +31

      Omg I love that

    • @mitsyrage2233
      @mitsyrage2233 4 года назад +7

      Damn

    • @marlom7882
      @marlom7882 4 года назад +35

      Frank Perla “I’m a crip a little blood ain’t never scare me”

    • @mistertee5000
      @mistertee5000 4 года назад +17

      When girls ask me why I like to eat butt, I say "because the boy needs his chocolate milk to grow big and strong"

    •  4 года назад +6

      🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

  • @YinaChow
    @YinaChow 5 лет назад +89

    Never gets old. Hands down my favourite.

  • @loserlamo9234
    @loserlamo9234 2 года назад +6

    Her facial expressions are wonderful

  • @anchyi1202
    @anchyi1202 5 лет назад +2023

    A guy who doesn't mind her period? Is he your current husband?

    • @icete93
      @icete93 5 лет назад +17

      lol, it's so special?

    • @rebbellobois
      @rebbellobois 5 лет назад +212

      @@icete93 yes. yes it is

    • @DanielRodriguez-eh1qd
      @DanielRodriguez-eh1qd 5 лет назад +280

      Lol my wife gets grossed out that her period doesn’t gross me out. It’s just blood for the most part, like that will stop me. I can shower afterwards so no problem here.

    • @jennylovesjoe1224
      @jennylovesjoe1224 5 лет назад +190

      @@DanielRodriguez-eh1qd You're a rare breed...a rare breed indeed. Your wife's a lucky woman! (I am too-hubby is the same way. Could care less but he's the only other guy I've known like that.) Keep on keeping on, my friend! 👍

    • @nishisaxena4831
      @nishisaxena4831 5 лет назад +39

      Jennyanydots I don’t know why it’s a big deal because my 6 ex-boyfriends and my current boyfriend all of them don’t get grossed out by period !! I thought it’s pretty common among men to not get grossed out by it

  • @ilecrit3146
    @ilecrit3146 5 лет назад +25

    Ali Wong is the best!! I love her so much! She's honestly my favorite comedian

  • @odie720706
    @odie720706 4 месяца назад

    😂😂😂😂gosh, she's brutal 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @danielle2287
    @danielle2287 5 лет назад +522

    ”Danielle pineapple”
    Me being a Danielle who is allergic to pineapple: HAHA....oh wait

    • @SjofnBM1989
      @SjofnBM1989 4 года назад +2

      Hey. I'm allergic to pineapple too....names not Danielle though

    • @Joanna-eb1zn
      @Joanna-eb1zn 4 года назад +6

      You: *i guide others to a treasure i cannot possess*

    • @GodsFaveSim
      @GodsFaveSim 4 года назад +3

      Don’t worry fam. I’m allergic to grapes so that means theirs a lot of things with grapes that I can’t have lol.

    • @danielle2287
      @danielle2287 3 года назад

      @@DEV3N87 I know right I’m such a comedian 😂😂.

    • @chima6291
      @chima6291 3 года назад

      That is exactly the reason she wants you to slice her mangos, Danielle. She would pay double the price

  • @babiijean11
    @babiijean11 4 года назад +48

    U can tell she's in a lot of pain, the way she keeps hunchin over and her belly keeps hoppin lol. I dont miss those days at all!!

  • @Justhannahfashion
    @Justhannahfashion 3 года назад +8

    I love how her tone goes low just before she’s about to let rip and the tone goes higher 🤣🤣🤣

  • @khayganda08
    @khayganda08 4 года назад +515

    There's not much pregnant stand-up comedians because it's literally difficult to stand up for so long.
    Like, it's cool that Ali could do it but I'll have cramps if I were her

    • @lisadee0276
      @lisadee0276 3 года назад +5

      Literally though? Like, really?

    • @khayganda08
      @khayganda08 3 года назад +16

      @@lisadee0276 Yes, literally. Ever had cramps, varicose veins, edema?

    • @pristineprincess4218
      @pristineprincess4218 3 года назад +8

      @@lisadee0276 yes really. I could barely stand while I was pregnant. It hurt too much and used too much energy that I didn't have

    • @BluntBrazenCurt_Evolved
      @BluntBrazenCurt_Evolved 2 года назад

      hense why shes famous. Women can do what men can we're just seeing someone work for it

    • @cockoffgewgle4993
      @cockoffgewgle4993 2 года назад

      She'd be the only one in the room with cramps.

  • @happymilo4781
    @happymilo4781 5 лет назад +190

    That was straight up #Imwithher 😂😂😂

  • @hudeibworld9344
    @hudeibworld9344 2 года назад +3

    The most funny thing about that is that there are really people who thinks its funny!

  • @thegirlfromthehimalayas8066
    @thegirlfromthehimalayas8066 5 лет назад +41

    That’s right *cuz I don’t wana work anymore* you nailed it. Lmao on office desk. Damn!!!
    *i don’t wana work anymore too*!!

  • @patrickcannady2066
    @patrickcannady2066 4 года назад +805

    She is so raunchy and so funny. She's only going to get funnier as she gets older.

    • @alejandroyegros9546
      @alejandroyegros9546 3 года назад +17

      good point. her comedy style is going to age very well.

    • @lisadee0276
      @lisadee0276 3 года назад +8

      If you say so.

    • @rafaelguasp1141
      @rafaelguasp1141 3 года назад +9

      That just tells me that u are not funny

    • @liveinthetruth
      @liveinthetruth 3 года назад +16

      A lady says a raunchy dirty word with no actual context. People be like hahaha she so funny because she said a bad word! Yikes, she is not funny friends.

    • @rodrigocisneros3166
      @rodrigocisneros3166 3 года назад +3

      She aint funny and you people have problems

  • @kellymitchell5664
    @kellymitchell5664 3 года назад +3

    Now I REALLY understand the “it made me feel beautiful. BEAUTIFUL!” Comments 😂😂😂

  • @xXOFrannieOXx
    @xXOFrannieOXx 5 лет назад +601

    Best female comedian ever...........wait, one of the best comedians ever. Thats better.

    • @sage2quiet827
      @sage2quiet827 5 лет назад +1

      Jo Lyn 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @greatgownsbeautifulgowns7160
    @greatgownsbeautifulgowns7160 5 лет назад +162

    I really enjoyed the movie Always be my maybe.

    • @Selkie7
      @Selkie7 5 лет назад +4

      Best thing i've seen on netflix in months !

  • @Lara12379
    @Lara12379 2 года назад +30

    The fact that her husband is actually a millionaire is even more hilarious

    • @section8usmc53
      @section8usmc53 2 года назад +1

      That poor guy. 😖

    • @thecurrentmoment
      @thecurrentmoment 2 года назад

      Evidently it's still not enough to buy mango sliced by white people...

  • @gnomskank
    @gnomskank 5 лет назад +97

    The crowd sounded like hyenas in the end 😂

  • @Angel-lt1hw
    @Angel-lt1hw 5 лет назад +441

    The let's make a mess part is, I didnt know until know, my dream. Will marry you asap.

    • @vtr0104
      @vtr0104 4 года назад +6

      Why is that even important? I think a lot of us don't actually care about the whole thing. It's just a bit salty.
      If anything, I had to convince my first GF to let me go down on her during her period. In 4 licks it's back to normal anyway, and it's not like you can't use a little extra iron in your diet.
      With another girl, I was fooling around and she thought her period was over, but it resumed as I was down there. After a bit I just looked up, grinned and told her I was a vampire (that joke made more sense on the spot, I'm Romanian...). She shrieked at first, but we both eventually laughed it out and went back to business.
      People who think it's "gross" need to calm down, you don't have second thoughts when you get cut or scraped and suck the blood away, and you shouldn't have any when it comes to this either.

    • @vtr0104
      @vtr0104 4 года назад

      @Mou khles. It's blood clots and nothing else, there's no special source of blood that gets used up for periods. It's just that there's a significant amount compared to normal wounds.
      If you or I have an accident and fall or cut yourself, there's a measure of instinct to recoil from the source of danger, but the uterus is not only immobile, it's also outright inaccessible (best you can hope for is pain pills or a source of warmth such as a bottle of warm water), so girls can't do anything about it other than wait it out.
      It's why the first couple of days of a period are the most painful for them, until the uterine membrane heals up in preparation for the next ovum.
      As for self-respect, it has nothing to do with it, I don't see how it becomes demeaning just by adding some blood to the equation. What also comes along with the period is an increase in hormones, and increased sensitivity in that area.
      I think offering pleasure to your partner when they can not only make the most of it, but also use that pleasure to relieve some of the pain they're feeling, is one of the most satisfying things you can do as a man (especially considering there's no real way for girls to reciprocate it, we've got 0 comparable issues to the kind of process the period entails). Succor is hard to come by in this world, especially in these times when everyone's just looking out for themselves...

    • @vtr0104
      @vtr0104 4 года назад

      @Mou khles. While I am partial to the blood thing, I'm afraid I'll have to stop you at the butt-play as I'm not into that, orally or otherwise.
      As far as explaining it, I don't really know what goes on in the mind of the girl, all I know is I've been told that they felt like doing that but that they feel off-put because of a sense of shame for the bleeding (and yes, I'm aware the clots contain tissue as well, but due to the pungent taste of blood, it only comes across as very salty and leaves the same after-taste as licking an old coin).
      And following the deed, I was told how it felt very good compared to doing so regularly.
      Perhaps there is no actual sensitivity as far as the physical aspect, and it's more of a psychological effect. How would I really measure it even? I'm not going to pause 5 minutes in and ask "compared to the usual 5-minute mark, would you rate your current experience worse, about equal to or improved, and if improved, please grade it on a 20-point scale".
      I'll stick to just doing my thing and considering it a good day if pleasure was to be had.
      And I wasn't trying to imply that it may be inconsiderate of people to not do this, only that, having done so, I found no health risk to myself or to my partners, and they did seem to enjoy it more, so that maybe it wouldn't hurt for others to give it a go as well.
      Until then, I shall stay in my freak fort.
      I didn't mean to cause any civil unrest with my remarks and do apologize for the trouble and for taking some of your time in reading a random Internet person's weird comments.

    • @vtr0104
      @vtr0104 4 года назад

      @Mou khles. The only thing I'm influencing is the Government's tax revenue, I doubt there's any risk of anything else.
      It's not like this kind of topic comes up often, on the Internet, let alone an actual conversation.
      But I do understand your point, yes.

  • @draum8103
    @draum8103 Год назад

    Lmao when she started twerking and rolling on the stage was hilarious!!!

  • @ShenanigansandInfo
    @ShenanigansandInfo 5 лет назад +49

    She is insane! 😂😂😂

  • @petitcactusamer
    @petitcactusamer 5 лет назад +192

    Now I'ma lose my nanny jobs cause of this damn 😭😄

    • @DodirAnelaIntuitivnoOtvaranje
      @DodirAnelaIntuitivnoOtvaranje 5 лет назад +5

      I did not like that comment its so insecure of her to say that, and selfish, it's better for kids to have young ppl as nannies..just find some freaking normal one that's not gonna want to fuck someones husband that has newborn..

    • @tarilaebi8120
      @tarilaebi8120 5 лет назад +12

      @@DodirAnelaIntuitivnoOtvaranje she is right though..its a 70% chance.

    • @jonathanxavier2026
      @jonathanxavier2026 4 года назад

      Definitely controlling behaviour. If my partner can't trust me they're getting dumped, baby or not.

    • @jonathanxavier2026
      @jonathanxavier2026 4 года назад

      @@tarilaebi8120 No, she isn't. Just because she will cheat doesn't mean men will. It's just a way for her to control her man. No thanks, dump her and find someone else.

    • @nylaanderson4372
      @nylaanderson4372 4 года назад +2

      Dodir Anđela - Intuitivno Otvaranje it’s... a joke

  • @VK_Magic72
    @VK_Magic72 2 года назад +4

    watching paint getting dry is much more funnier than this

  • @ThePeaceandsmiles
    @ThePeaceandsmiles 5 лет назад +50

    "What I learn in Atlanta " 😂😂

  • @diegoreds
    @diegoreds 5 лет назад +236

    “Harvard Nector!” LOL. “Because I Don’t want work anymore.”
    Ali please make Music Video or Netflix movie called “Because I don’t want to Work Anymore.” Hell make a Series..... Asian, Indian & Native American Girlfriends...

    • @branon6565
      @branon6565 4 года назад +2

      diegoreds ....you're racist as hell.....

  • @oliver_reddy
    @oliver_reddy 4 года назад +2

    That joke about the face guys make got me so good 😂😂😂

  • @jibraniqbal7830
    @jibraniqbal7830 5 лет назад +130

    I was worried the whole time that she might trip on that microphone wire.

    • @Kashif314
      @Kashif314 2 года назад

      You have a kind heart bro.

  • @nutellachickeee1251
    @nutellachickeee1251 4 года назад +7

    her facial expressions are everything HAHAHAHA

  • @timetraveller2300
    @timetraveller2300 2 года назад +5

    when I heard she got divorced, my mind was like "yeah, that's about right"...

  • @ariali3540
    @ariali3540 5 лет назад +155

    FuCKING DEAD this is so hilarious. Oh my god the nanny part I was bending over laughing.

  • @posumagic
    @posumagic 5 лет назад +147

    I don't want to Werrk anymore lolol 😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @alexxxx9221
    @alexxxx9221 3 года назад +1

    Wait a second.. she’s beautiful and funny😘😘

  • @janelynoriega1118
    @janelynoriega1118 4 года назад +4

    "Oh well then let's make a fckn mess, Ali" 🤣😂🤣 LMAO.

  • @cherubimiceangel1883
    @cherubimiceangel1883 5 лет назад +86

    I agree to Ali wong hiring 60yrs. Old nanny.

  • @gaston4269
    @gaston4269 2 года назад +1

    remember, this is her BEST

  • @clydebalcom8252
    @clydebalcom8252 5 лет назад +32

    Congratulations on your bundle of joy. You are one of the funniest people. Thanks for making me laugh so hard I have to pee.

  • @jadedpulseofficial
    @jadedpulseofficial 4 года назад +127

    I call it stand up pregnancy

  • @lnk2hz
    @lnk2hz 2 года назад

    «To make sure all of that harvard nectar would just drain inside of me»...CAUSE I DONNA WORK ANYMORE!🤣

  • @EterPuralis
    @EterPuralis 5 лет назад +192

    Yeah alright, this and the movie convinced me, I'mma watch that special one day.

    • @MoonaGhost_kitty
      @MoonaGhost_kitty 5 лет назад +6

      Eter Puralis baby cobra made me laugh so hard I almost pissed myself no shame

    • @melliek8787
      @melliek8787 5 лет назад

      The goods new is there’s two. She just did both of them while pregnant with her two kids.