Come to my state - Rajasthan, India. We have temperatures soaring to upto 52 degrees Celsius. I'll leave the Fahrenheit math and cool jug of water to you.
Air Force Retired that’s like saying “Zach Wild is a die hard Conservative therefore I don’t like his guitar playing.” You don’t have to be so polarizing. I’m a left winger and I like a lot of right wing entertainers. My politics don’t effect my consumption.
Just remember your not alone, I personally know what you mean and just know im here for ya. Try to find a reason to smile and this quarantine will soon be over before you know it. :)
And that's why it's ironic when Americans say to foreigners speak in English. For all they know, the foreigners are better English speakers than they are.
@The True World I believe that "proper" is relative to the region. I learned proper Spanish in school, but speak it nothing like most Spanish speaking people. They always tell me I speak "too proper". Whatever that means.
lmao you haven't heard too many foreigners who live around you speaking English in America, have you? in new york you grow up learning out to decipher the thicker accents of the older immigrants, even though with many of them you have to accept that there gunna be whole sentences you don't understand, then you just gotta wing it. i know of many many people who've been here decades and still don't really bother with english, because there's always elements of cultures that aren't going to assimilate to their host nation. just look at Europe.
@@TomYawns I'm from London, same thing growing up hearing a lot of accents. Amusingly, linguists are finally waking up and realizing the local accent has changed and replaced cockney. As a kid, cockney was how my Dad his family talked from east London. But most of us didn't talk like that. It's been named Multicultural London English. Which makes it sound a lot flashier than it is. If you look at cockney, it was the result of the same thing. Lots of immigrants. MLE is just a shift more towards Jamaican and Indian as they came in large numbers starting in the 60s. Three generations later and the accent has transformed faster than typical for the UK.
I know Comedians need to be extremely intelligent but Trevor Noah just covers everything. I've said it before but He can take the most serious topics and have you not only thinking "That's so true" but have you laughing out loud at the same time. So Funny. 🙏
The intelligent ones are always the best because they have to make sure their jokes have no logical flaws. Some go for the easy joke, not the best do. They make you think and realize you didn't know you didn't question it before.
So does one horned rhinoceros. Its *Gaidaa*. many more. Tbh even christianity in sanskrit is *Krishna niti* . Values of lord krishna. Jesus just flourished as a messenger. Now lets not go to the mecca parts. 😎😎
It's so fun to watch Trevor always. But I love most about Trevor that he always brings forward a social problem or racial problem or political problem in his comedy . Through these he actually creates a awareness among people. Keep doing it.
I don't mean in disrespectful way, just....cute kind of funny... Even when I bump on some tutorial on YT and indian guy is talking....all I can hear is: "and a convivial tuesday in April to you to Pool". 😁
Noor Abdul-Karim when I saw Trevor at his Sydney show last year we noticed whilst waiting to enter that on our ticket our row was KKK. I should’ve uploaded to his Social media 😂
@@user-cl9zf9wj9iAlso it's pronounced ZE-bra in all other English native speaking countries around the world like England, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand, etc. Americans and Canadians are the only ones who pronounce Zee-bra.
I think their system was designed for practical applications rather than theoretical. Metric is good on paper and calculation. But US system could be easier applied in practice. Great if you’re a caveman without a fucking calculator and some paper.
@@gsgzhzvs2632 ---- thought about maybe its been your ancestors that brought her ancestors to "this Country" in the first place. Against their will and in chains ....
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I love how different he is in Africa and in the US, you can feel it if you follow his shows close enough. I like him more in Africa but this also left me in stitches
He tears it up!!, Too Smart for so many. the interview a women gave about one of his Jokes about African Americans not being African. He shuts so many interviewers down. People that try to attack comedians jokes by reading the words is obscured comedy is an act the delivery and how its funny because of the context.
Funny guy 😂... Trevor watching you doing your stand-ups makes alot of people proud to be South African 🇿🇦 Stay blessed my brother. Proud clrd all the way from CPT
“There’s the measurement system, on my side of the world we use the metric system, and by my side i mean the rest of the world” FOR REAL WHERE ELSE HAVE I EVER SEEN
My man, you can’t just say a line like that w/o giving more meat to a hungry crowd. That lbs abbreviation has baffled people since 1st grade. Imagine a teacher trying to explain this system to a Canadian 10th grader whose family has recently moved to Vidor, TX or South Jordan, UT.
@Kenny Wallace This is also why the abbreviation for the monetary unit in the UK, the Pound Sterling (i.e. originally a pound of silver), is a stylized "L": £ .
Well, as a German I can say, in Germany it is Zebra. I learned in a German school in English:"The Zeebra in the Zoo is suffering from Flu". I continue to say Zeebra. Never used it. Not even in Africa.
Trevor Noah: You truly are an entertainer and a decent bloke, bless your heart, may success kiss your feet. You are inspired by millions, keep up all the good work and may GOD bless you.
@Hekat the Evil B-tch I've never seen that & I think my count is at 23 states visited. I didn't even know there was an attempt!! The UK still has mph. Of course. 🤷🏼♀️ This has opened up such a wormhole of thoughts - it's like when an American says to me: so Scotland's a country...? *And* England's a country...? But the UK is also a country...? And honestly, it just doesn't seem complicated until you realise you have to start with, "In 1603, the King of Scotland was the only heir to the English throne, so..." We're complicated!
This is really refreshing for a change to hear this kind of comedy. Trevor is quite clever and doesn't focus too much racial comedy which is somekind of rule almost for some comedians. This was funny af. 😆
While we're at it, emu is pronounced "eem-you", not "ee-moo". It's our bird, our word. If you come to Australia and ask to see an "ee-moo", either people won't have a clue what you mean or think you want an electronic cow.
😂😂I agree with you, absolutely! There's something truly captivating about watching this guy, he’s so amazing. I pray God gives you lots of beautiful days, I’m David Greg originally from Spain Granada, I live in Austin Texas and you ?
This is me!!! Like I know 6ft is tall but I always forget how tall it is irl. I thought I was like 5ft 8 because I'm pretty tall in Malawi...turns out I'm 4ft 9.
That's me when I watch American television or read their articles. When I used to watch WWE they'd announce weights and heights I'd not react because I didn't understand the measurements lol
My friend Gary Bennett who isn't into internet dating came across your profile through my account Last night and he's been all over me about getting intouch with you,he said you seem like a woman whom has found balance in all aspect of Life which is a hard thing to come by these days. He's 5'11' tall, 60years old, a good Listener, Good Looking and all rounded a complete Guy, I didnt tell him i was gonna contact you,but thought i take a chance,you never know until you try,it might be worth it in the end. He also lives in Il,so take a chance and e-mail him,he'll share a picture and more information with you, his direct e-mail is: garyhowardbennett11/at /Gmail dot com, (without spaces) Hope you can decode that lol as the site wouldn't let it go through directly. Give it a try, you never can tell. my subcrition will be cut off soon and i dont intend to pay back on Match as i already found someone here.
Came here from that interview you gave and where u handled it so well! From the way you spoke I knew your show must be good,so thank you for the laughter!
@@greenchilaquiles It wasn't funny and I think neither are comedians. This guy is picking low hanging fruit from a tree that wilted several decades ago. Here's my ranking below if you want to be introduced to decent comedy. If you think this dude's good then BOY do I have something to show you! 1. Louis CK 2. Colin Quinn 3. Dave Chappelle 4. Norm Macdonald 5. Richard Pryor 6. Patrice O'Neal 7. Bill Burr
I absolutely love your jokes Trevor. I particularly appreciate how well you do your research and in a non-threatening manner make people regardless of race or background "THINK". I enjoy learning new things. You bring a perspective that is refreshing. Keep doing what you do.
Man, I never knew that even school knowledge could be made into a comedy. You are too talented. And those huge laughs in the middle of the video? I always get afraid the comedy had ended.
@@hanhong6691 Chris Brown is a famous singer more famous for allegedly hitting his wife the even more famous Rhianna. Battery is both a way to get power and when your attacked.
"My success and failure depends on how much noise you make" !!! LOL.... Trevor Noah you're the best in the world for sure..... Love and respect from Australia mate !!!!!
Trevor it's hard at times to find words befitting you because man you are such an exceptional exemplary kind so filled with awesomeness. In the meantime all I can do is accepting love you and your pure sensibility. Nuff love my brother created by the same hand of The Almighty . Respect and Prayers.
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Zebra!
I always love the ending "Why you want free things on free things". Gets me every time 😂 😂 😂
Love you Trevoooor!!!!
U never fail to make me laugh Trevor 😄💛💞❤😜😂🤣 I love you so much Trevor Noah 💖 Lots of love from Cambodia🇰🇭
Edit: I am very early today💞😍😜😊😻🤗☺
107 degrees Fahrenheit is 42 degrees Celsius (for anyone who’s confused af)😊🤗
Thank you.
And yuuuup, that's a pretty hot day... even for us Africans🤣
Its never been that hot in Africa
Survived 50
Come to my state - Rajasthan, India. We have temperatures soaring to upto 52 degrees Celsius. I'll leave the Fahrenheit math and cool jug of water to you.
Damn 🔥 even hot by Indian standard
The eloquence, the intelligence, the smooth transitions from one joke to another... Should I keep going?
Trevor is a king!
Worrrd!!!
Yeah, he should be on TV or something. Hope he gets famous and rich
He is a Flaming Liberal, therefore I don't like him.
Air Force Retired that’s like saying “Zach Wild is a die hard Conservative therefore I don’t like his guitar playing.” You don’t have to be so polarizing. I’m a left winger and I like a lot of right wing entertainers. My politics don’t effect my consumption.
@@jankjaws9815 I dont really care what you think. I cant stand Liberals. Guitar players aren't in this conversation
Feels good to watch Trevor while depressed and under quarantine.
Edit: Guys I'm good now thanks for the support
I hope you are well now
Try his daily show. That helped me out too. Hope it cheers you up 👍 Be safe
Just remember your not alone, I personally know what you mean and just know im here for ya. Try to find a reason to smile and this quarantine will soon be over before you know it. :)
Been binge watching him all month.
me too but plz be happy n keep on smiling... there's always golden sky at the end of the storm...
"It's too hot in Atlanta that even Africans are fainting".....as an African , this is the craziest thing to hear 🙌😂😂😂
As a White man I agree this time!😊
“Plus you cannot name them coz you don’t have them” 😂😂😂 The shade!😂😂 WOW Trevor 😂😂
He is right though 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bridget Modibedi 😹😹😹😹😹
I don't get it
No....No, *He Has a Point.*
Well he lived his life in shade. So he got shades to throw LOL
When I hear him say "labs" for lbs, I felt relieved. Thank God I am not the only one.
I always say lubs 😂
You are not alone
I always say “ulbs” in my head
I said lillables as a kid
I read as "lobes" no reason why, just think it sounds nicer
And that's why it's ironic when Americans say to foreigners speak in English. For all they know, the foreigners are better English speakers than they are.
Agreed. I have come to terms with the fact that I speak "American English". I suppose at this point I should just say I speak 'Merican.
Exactly. I feel a bit like a douche, when I correct my mom (she has an accent) even though she's literally speaking proper English.
@The True World I believe that "proper" is relative to the region. I learned proper Spanish in school, but speak it nothing like most Spanish speaking people. They always tell me I speak "too proper". Whatever that means.
lmao you haven't heard too many foreigners who live around you speaking English in America, have you? in new york you grow up learning out to decipher the thicker accents of the older immigrants, even though with many of them you have to accept that there gunna be whole sentences you don't understand, then you just gotta wing it. i know of many many people who've been here decades and still don't really bother with english, because there's always elements of cultures that aren't going to assimilate to their host nation. just look at Europe.
@@TomYawns I'm from London, same thing growing up hearing a lot of accents. Amusingly, linguists are finally waking up and realizing the local accent has changed and replaced cockney. As a kid, cockney was how my Dad his family talked from east London. But most of us didn't talk like that. It's been named Multicultural London English. Which makes it sound a lot flashier than it is. If you look at cockney, it was the result of the same thing. Lots of immigrants. MLE is just a shift more towards Jamaican and Indian as they came in large numbers starting in the 60s. Three generations later and the accent has transformed faster than typical for the UK.
I know Comedians need to be extremely intelligent but Trevor Noah just covers everything. I've said it before but He can take the most serious topics and have you not only thinking "That's so true" but have you laughing out loud at the same time. So Funny. 🙏
Covers everything? Like the issues that arose from the Left like failing economy and sleeping and pedo Joe?
The intelligent ones are always the best because they have to make sure their jokes have no logical flaws. Some go for the easy joke, not the best do. They make you think and realize you didn't know you didn't question it before.
😂 😂 😂 "it's so hot in Atlanta even Africans are fainting"
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Oh wow! You got noticed! Well done! :D
Africans *
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Btw this is old
Trevor dropping Knowledge with his jokes.
Always....
Yes he is
The way he absolutely barbecued the kkk was just magical.
Trevor's friend: "My ANT died"
Trevor: "So what? There's plenty of those."
Me: 😭😭😭😭
Aaliyah Nicole 😂😂
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Who is here watching old videos because miss Trevor?
Exactly
❤❤
Me too.
Me,me,me...!
"I won't judge you if you wanna be imaginary..." Lol
“You cannot name them because you do not have them”😂😂😂😂😂dead
Kundai Nicole Manyara what is a debra ?
@@rawand2345 hahaha 😂
😂😂😂💔
Zebra
So does one horned rhinoceros. Its *Gaidaa*. many more. Tbh even christianity in sanskrit is *Krishna niti* . Values of lord krishna. Jesus just flourished as a messenger. Now lets not go to the mecca parts. 😎😎
"A few black people dissapeared but that's not magic" OMG IM DEAD😂😂😂
that took me out😂😂😂
😂😂😂
KKC
so were they
@@radionoisee BRO NO 😭😭😭💀💀💀
Material so relevant, flawlessly delivered. This is what Standup should aim for. What a treasure.
“lbs stand for lots of bullshits” crying😂😂
Love the picture
The biggest
As an american, I can confirm lbs stands for lots of bullshit 😂
man. I've laughing for minutes.
lbs stand for libras in spanish or pounds.
It's so fun to watch Trevor always. But I love most about Trevor that he always brings forward a social problem or racial problem or political problem in his comedy . Through these he actually creates a awareness among people.
Keep doing it.
I really like his breakfast club interview and his book for that reason
Trevor is an “Everyman”. If he keeps social/ racial / political issues part of his routine, he will be forever THE BEST comedian of all time.
Comes from a country that’s in the toilet to tell Americans how to behave
He is a holder of Wisdom and i love how he blesses his surrounding with his presence
Ah sure he does. Like pretending the KKK still exists.
As an Indian in United States, I can relate to this. I used to think that my pronunciations were wrong but apparently not!
Do you learn American English or British English in India?
Sorry, but Indian talks english is really funny to me...sounds funny. You have that "hard T".... 😁
@@killjoy4862 Probably many variations and the more words that have a hard "ta" , "ta~a" , "th" , "tha"
@@maxdavis7722 Indian english..... Meaning if you understand it, it's more than enough
I don't mean in disrespectful way, just....cute kind of funny... Even when I bump on some tutorial on YT and indian guy is talking....all I can hear is: "and a convivial tuesday in April to you to Pool". 😁
You’re an intelligent man, Mr Noah! They are so few around.
Even period cramps feel better while watching your vids, you beat Ibuprofen!
Pregnancy: The one all, cure all, against menstrual cramps.
jk 😂😂 glad you're feeling better :)
bjoardar really?
So true
Too much details I think
Same dude, I feel your pain.
I actually learnt that lbs is pounds because of him.
Wow lol
Hope you are 5 yrs old
I used to think lbs meant illables
Whoa...but schools are bad so i can't blame you lol
Me too.
"The Ku Klux Clan, have you heard of them? Worst magic show EVER"
Noor Abdul-Karim when I saw Trevor at his Sydney show last year we noticed whilst waiting to enter that on our ticket our row was KKK. I should’ve uploaded to his Social media 😂
Klu* klan* but haha
Is it the KKK? No, it’s the KKC! lol.
@@redwingsfan3621 id actually prefer The KFC...
Animiki Pineshi Nagamowin wth?
Trevor Noah is a world treasure! Thank you so very much for appearing in my lifetime!!!!
4:32 "You cannot name them, because you do not have them" had me dying. It's hilarious because it's true
Pun intended
Right! So clever but in a common sense type of way
i didnt get that one, someone up to explain?
@@jo.k.4210 zebras are not native to North America, so the native peoples where zebras are native to “should” name them
@@user-cl9zf9wj9iAlso it's pronounced ZE-bra in all other English native speaking countries around the world like England, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand, etc. Americans and Canadians are the only ones who pronounce Zee-bra.
The American measurement system is horrible.
For you it is
@@Godzilladad It's indeed horrible for anyone outside the US.
@@embeddedtech4918 that's true. They make us learn both in school though
I think their system was designed for practical applications rather than theoretical.
Metric is good on paper and calculation.
But US system could be easier applied in practice. Great if you’re a caveman without a fucking calculator and some paper.
Theres a reason why they dont use the American measurement system, in science, in America... cause its shiet.
It’s a Zebra guys not Zeebra. Thanks Trevor😹❤️
Ba jwetse ngwaneso 😂
It's like schedule. It's sked-u-al, not sheez-u-al. Sheez-u-al? Where did you learn to pronounce words, in sheez-ool?
@@readtousauntiecharlene9748 I thought its skedul
@@readtousauntiecharlene9748 In America duh ? You people pronounce things the way you see fit over there and we will do the same here.
@@cincybest Woa, what do you mean by, 'you people'?
His comedy is educatted me more than my school 🤣🤣🤣
Hmm
What an efficient roast of the KKK as an organization and you never even left the topic of their name 😂😂😂👌🏾
You are beautifully smart.
😂😂😂😂😂
Gsg zhzvs Your ignorance is showing
@@gsgzhzvs2632 ---- thought about maybe its been your ancestors that brought her ancestors to "this Country" in the first place.
Against their will and in chains ....
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I love how different he is in Africa and in the US, you can feel it if you follow his shows close enough. I like him more in Africa but this also left me in stitches
Do you mean South africa|?
@@nqubekotany134 South Africa is in Africa so he is Africanq
@@mathw980 where do you think South Africa is?
@@angelntoni2404 South Africa
Same, but it's probably because he tailors his jokes to the audience and their experiences and culture.
He is the most adorable comedian I have ever seen! He made me giggle so loud I woke my son up!
Lol
True.
He tears it up!!, Too Smart for so many. the interview a women gave about one of his Jokes about African Americans not being African. He shuts so many interviewers down. People that try to attack comedians jokes by reading the words is obscured comedy is an act the delivery and how its funny because of the context.
Funny guy 😂... Trevor watching you doing your stand-ups makes alot of people proud to be South African 🇿🇦 Stay blessed my brother. Proud clrd all the way from CPT
You are so right. I am in JHB and for sure I am proud of TN
How is this guy doing the daily show and on a comedy tour.
this is 5 years old
B O P shut case johson! He hung up pictures of himself everywhere!
B O P it says there are ticket offers for MSG on November 8th. Granted it’s in NYC but I don’t imagine a tour has one date.
@@StoicContrarian ooops
@@StoicContrarian we all wish he would back to Africa though
".....on my side of the world.... And when I say on my side I mean the rest of the world...."
This is hilarious and very deep too....
Lol
Trevor is being sent to deliver a particular message. The message many are scared to deliver.
the first time i apreciate a commendiane .... only this one.... soo good looking commediane .. i really love this guy
“There’s the measurement system, on my side of the world we use the metric system, and by my side i mean the rest of the world” FOR REAL WHERE ELSE HAVE I EVER SEEN
@Chana Bayla I think its apparently easier on the scientist to be using it but other than that...
Imperial system is old, the rest of the world changed to metric years ago. US stayed the same as far as I know.
For real. We even barely use the imperial system; only when grocery shopping and interacting with lengths (in a non-school setting).
Tori ! Go talk to Jaboukie about people who do cap locks.
Not cool. Not polite, treating us as if we went blind and stupid!
Thailand and Liberia also use the imperial system, not just the US.
"LBS, a Load of Bull Shit, that's what it stands for", hahaha!! Genius!!
That was truly genius 😂
My man, you can’t just say a line like that w/o giving more meat to a hungry crowd. That lbs abbreviation has baffled people since 1st grade. Imagine a teacher trying to explain this system to a Canadian 10th grader whose family has recently moved to Vidor, TX or South Jordan, UT.
@Kenny Wallace Which also explains why we call "pounds" "libras" in spanish, and that the zodiac sign of Libra is a scale. Thanks for the info!
@Kenny Wallace still bullshit cause S is in neither of the words you listed...
@Kenny Wallace This is also why the abbreviation for the monetary unit in the UK, the Pound Sterling (i.e. originally a pound of silver), is a stylized "L": £ .
"It's sooo hot in Atlanta even Africans are fainting" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I lived in Atlanta for ten years and this is SO ACCURATE
My experience is that even Americans dont understand Americans sometimes.
Hell no. They are far too many accents in America.
I'm in agreement.
As an American, I can agree. It’s fun sometimes though-all of us can be such crackheads at times🤣.
As an american, I agree
@@PeRRXX i just Read that in one of Fluffy s voices.
People watching this like:
- in bed
- not in a full screen
- reading comments
Only first one's true for me
Yep
spot on except third one
No
who watches youtube in fullscreen
You cannot name them cos you don't have them. Zebra.
I'm dead 😂
RIP
It's probably because how they pronounce Z
Facts!! It's Zebra
@@Shadow-Shell and yet he went on saying ZEE in oz
Well, as a German I can say, in Germany it is Zebra. I learned in a German school in English:"The Zeebra in the Zoo is suffering from Flu". I continue to say Zeebra. Never used it. Not even in Africa.
This guy is awesome, and a whole different type of comedy. Love it.
Let's face it, Trevor is a genius 😂😂😂🤣🤣. His comedy is a doctor's prescription
Free cure ✔️
I agree that laughter is a great medicine and TN brings it forth the best way.
Trevor Noah: You truly are an entertainer and a decent bloke, bless your heart, may success kiss your feet. You are inspired by millions, keep up all the good work and may GOD bless you.
I love you Trevor!! I just want you to know that you make us Africans sooo proud!! We are proud!!
We really do
His voice is so soothing.
I'm in my 30s. Britain's been moving from imperial to metric my entire life. They coexist.
Apparently we don't do well with break ups.
Yeah, the whole world knows how bad you are with break ups, courtesy of brexit. 😅
@Hekat the Evil B-tch
I've never seen that & I think my count is at 23 states visited. I didn't even know there was an attempt!! The UK still has mph. Of course. 🤷🏼♀️
This has opened up such a wormhole of thoughts - it's like when an American says to me: so Scotland's a country...? *And* England's a country...? But the UK is also a country...?
And honestly, it just doesn't seem complicated until you realise you have to start with, "In 1603, the King of Scotland was the only heir to the English throne, so..."
We're complicated!
For some reason, Imperial units are easier to judge by sight. They're just more intuitive to use.
Gopal Krishna oof 😓
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That _was_ my point.
Uh Trevor. You are amazing,
Africans watching 💃💃Kenya 254🇰🇪 representing
Sure thing... Nairobi loves trevor
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Love you dude
Churchill should get him here
This is really refreshing for a change to hear this kind of comedy.
Trevor is quite clever and doesn't focus too much racial comedy which is somekind of rule almost for some comedians.
This was funny af. 😆
I had to watch an ad before I could watch this. That's why I'm late
10000 subscribers without videos challenge Trevor liked your comment
Gotta splurge on that RUclips premium. I have not watched an ad in almost a year.
😂😂
While we're at it, emu is pronounced "eem-you", not "ee-moo". It's our bird, our word. If you come to Australia and ask to see an "ee-moo", either people won't have a clue what you mean or think you want an electronic cow.
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bruh electronic cow that was on point XDDDDDDDDDDDD
ELECTRIC COWWWW -my lungss🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😭😭😭😭electronic cow😭😭😭😭
Trevor has a wonderful sense of humor and delivery. I never get enough of listening to him and laughing!😘
So spot on on all counts!!!
😂😂I agree with you, absolutely! There's something truly captivating about watching this guy, he’s so amazing. I pray God gives you lots of beautiful days, I’m David Greg originally from Spain Granada, I live in Austin Texas and you ?
“Worst magic show EVER”. I’m dead 😂
ma best comedian...always make my day with your videos
This man is a comedic and literal genius!!!
Wow watched a daily show and now can't get enough of this man. FUNNY AND INTELLIGENT ! Love the culture-clash, feels like home!!!
"You can not name them because you don't have them"
Australians feel the same way about how Americans pronounce Emu
@@MistressMelody how is it pronounced?
@@sathyavathy8844 eem-you
Me: bro how tall are you
Bro: 6ft
Me: google what's 6ft in meters
This is me!!! Like I know 6ft is tall but I always forget how tall it is irl. I thought I was like 5ft 8 because I'm pretty tall in Malawi...turns out I'm 4ft 9.
1.83m or 183cm is 6ft.
That's me when I watch American television or read their articles. When I used to watch WWE they'd announce weights and heights I'd not react because I didn't understand the measurements lol
@@denully the strange part they use words of things that have varying sizes, like yards and feet come in different magnitudes.
@@HenryDube72 holly shit yeees it is fucking confusing!
This guy is teaching a lot of stuff, I don’t know if we really understand him. Thanks a lot
I love how Trevor has grown as a person from this ...forever evolving.
Trevor is so adorable I can’t even stand it.
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Then sit on it 😅
" Cause it's my job to satisfy you and just you have to sit there " .. that line just me hit me hard
His delivery is just perfect.
Came here from that interview you gave and where u handled it so well! From the way you spoke I knew your show must be good,so thank you for the laughter!
Its so hot in Atlanta, even Africans are fainting.... Lol
lame
107 F, of course people are fainting! Man, I'm African myself and I can't stand it when it's 70 F!
😂😂 “flip you back over and go back to the simple stuff” yes I am satisfied
Everytime I watch Trevor it's both educational and funny. I'm going to need him as my teacher.
Lol the way he imitates the american accent is just hilarious. So talented !
I saw this show plenty time, but every time makes me laugh, thanks Trevor you are amazing
"Making black people disappear, that's not magic that's reaganomics" is such a masterful, piercing, god-tier burn
A Reagan joke and he attacks the KKK, edgy stuff -_-
@@ericmanget4280 it's not edgy it's funny. Edgy is for people like you who probably think Steven Crowder is a comedian.
@@greenchilaquiles It wasn't funny and I think neither are comedians. This guy is picking low hanging fruit from a tree that wilted several decades ago. Here's my ranking below if you want to be introduced to decent comedy. If you think this dude's good then BOY do I have something to show you!
1. Louis CK
2. Colin Quinn
3. Dave Chappelle
4. Norm Macdonald
5. Richard Pryor
6. Patrice O'Neal
7. Bill Burr
@@ericmanget4280 Uh... how did you list 7 comedians without one of them being George Carlin?
@@Tcrror Because Carlin wasn't laugh out loud funny throughout his specials. He was more of a social commentator.
Create new KKC and fight for
Kilograms, Kilometers and Celsius!
😂
YAS
Thank you for some seriously intelligent and original humor. I enjoyed it a lot! Cheers!
“Sponsored by chris brown” 😂
Pls explain? I dont understand
@@mylinhdbsk Chris Brown beat Rihanna en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Brown#Domestic_violence_case
😂😂😂😂😂
@@Hazza12 Rihanna's face was 'battered'.
@@Hazza12 Well.. Chris says that Rihanna got mad at him when his ex came to a party they were attending.
Omfg battery and Chris brown joke is on point.
Battery in Law means when you hit someone.
Wow yeah!
We should probably remove the "e" from the word then.
Assault and battery
Nice
@@yvetteamoabeng4630 exactly
I absolutely love your jokes Trevor. I particularly appreciate how well you do your research and in a non-threatening manner make people regardless of race or background "THINK". I enjoy learning new things. You bring a perspective that is refreshing. Keep doing what you do.
Trevor as expected, speaking truth in a very funny fashion!
Didnt want these 8 minutes to end! Amazing Trevor💎
Trevor is now apart of my depression contoller tablets ❤❤❤❤❤
All the best.
This is some intellectual comedy. Great stuff
Who's here after finding he's leaving the Daily Show?? You will be missed, but hopefully, we can see you touring soon in UK. Happy New Year Bro
Man, I never knew that even school knowledge could be made into a comedy. You are too talented.
And those huge laughs in the middle of the video? I always get afraid the comedy had ended.
This was the first clip I got introduced to Trevor... Loved that we shared the same confusion.
South Africa is very different than Atlanta. I use to watch Trevor on comedy Central his name is blowed up now. Smart guy
You are the king . So hilarious😂😂😂. Sharing knowledge better than some schools… transition from one joke to another😮😮Thank you
“Sponsored by Chris Brown” !!! Holy crap 😂
I don't get this joke here because I don't know the background, could you explain a little bit ? Thanks.
@@hanhong6691 Chris Brown beat Rihanna back then
@@romyrkennethtambagan5099 😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁😁
@@hanhong6691 Chris Brown is a famous singer more famous for allegedly hitting his wife the even more famous Rhianna.
Battery is both a way to get power and when your attacked.
this hit me tooo hahahahahaahaha
Trevor Noah, my favourate , comedic genius😍🤩👑👑👑
Funny as ever. He can even make the most controversial things hilarious.
😂 the women's faces after he said, "all you have to do is lay there"
Lol
Every time he smiles i find myself smiling to.
Rest of the world: "
convert meter to kilo meter? Use 1000"
America:
" Convert feet to miles? Use tomatoes"
Most accurate representation of America tbh
:D :D :D
hahahaha wonderful, but i doubt if even the tomatoes would agree with their system
Correction: football fields
Correction: Washing Machines
"My success and failure depends on how much noise you make" !!! LOL.... Trevor Noah you're the best in the world for sure..... Love and respect from Australia mate !!!!!
This man is a blessing ❤
Trevor it's hard at times to find words befitting you because man you are such an exceptional exemplary kind so filled with awesomeness. In the meantime all I can do is accepting love you and your pure sensibility. Nuff love my brother created by the same hand of The Almighty . Respect and Prayers.
Trevor is gonna change the world, if he haven't already loll.. love you brother shout out from the he Bahamas!!
Am from Ethiopia ur an inspiration for the whole black people.so much Respect brother. Am really addicted to ur show. Wish you all the best.
The funniest part is the way he says “Grand Wizard!” while impersonating a Southern accent!