"Sports In America" - Trevor Noah - (African American) LONGER RE-RELEASE

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  • @trevornoah
    @trevornoah  4 года назад +1528

    Thanks for watching! 🙌🏾Subscribe & turn on notifications to find out when I upload new videos! bit.ly/SubscribeTrevorNoah

    • @David.jaemin
      @David.jaemin 4 года назад +3

      @@dank7802 what do you mean by that?

    • @David.jaemin
      @David.jaemin 4 года назад +1

      @@dank7802 gtfoh with that bullshit

    • @YONCE8701
      @YONCE8701 4 года назад +6

      😂😂😂U just made my day!!

    • @susellar4511
      @susellar4511 4 года назад +1

      Dekroxx Kroxx exactly lmao😭😂 thas brutal

    • @YONCE8701
      @YONCE8701 4 года назад +8

      @@David.jaemin wow.......is everything ok? Need a hug??

  • @nc-pf3qm
    @nc-pf3qm 4 года назад +13540

    American sports: play among themselves and call it a world series

    • @nc-pf3qm
      @nc-pf3qm 4 года назад +285

      @@raw_projects5514 it must be pretty flat then

    • @komiyaaikocrizar.5383
      @komiyaaikocrizar.5383 4 года назад +344

      @@raw_projects5514 uhmm no not really you ignorant fool...maybe it was before now not anymore...other countries have already long surpassed USA...just because you guys were the pioneers doesnt mean u guys will be on top forever

    • @suesue5142
      @suesue5142 4 года назад +128

      @@komiyaaikocrizar.5383 you forgetting Rome, England, Egypt. All huge empires 100s of years before America was invaded by the British.

    • @singwithsangar5387
      @singwithsangar5387 4 года назад +96

      Because they impose all their s*** on the world especially Middle East countries

    • @corneliuswhite5139
      @corneliuswhite5139 4 года назад +64

      I never understood that either. LOL

  • @nasekiller
    @nasekiller 4 года назад +8000

    when you are a football fan, but you have to call it soccer, because your audience is american xD

    • @miloraddjurdjic1695
      @miloraddjurdjic1695 4 года назад +221

      @H S who else calls it soccer?

    • @chickennugget9254
      @chickennugget9254 4 года назад +37

      why should he conform just because of naming stupidity

    • @Mirsab
      @Mirsab 4 года назад +62

      @@miloraddjurdjic1695 I think typically countries who have another sport called football, like Australia with Australian Football and Ireland with Gaelic Football.

    • @Adam-wx6ht
      @Adam-wx6ht 4 года назад +68

      @@miloraddjurdjic1695 South Africa

    • @galfleming6770
      @galfleming6770 4 года назад +51

      @@Mirsab Ireland tends to call football, football, when referring to what America calls soccer. Depends what part of the country you come from & your background.

  • @BJDragon-zm4lq
    @BJDragon-zm4lq 4 года назад +3919

    America doesn't realize how different it is from the rest of the world

    • @packball7854
      @packball7854 4 года назад +339

      Cuz they think the world's revolve on them

    • @imanipatrice9492
      @imanipatrice9492 4 года назад +81

      BJ Dragon8589 oh we realize it, and we like it

    • @user-xo1oh9tl4l
      @user-xo1oh9tl4l 4 года назад +35

      BJ Dragon8589 we like to think we’re normal

    • @err91
      @err91 4 года назад +8

      Yup merica

    • @babyjordane8374
      @babyjordane8374 4 года назад +101

      @@phoenixgracee we are all different just that Americans think their difference is different

  • @shannonaranda2745
    @shannonaranda2745 4 года назад +1491

    omg the shoe thing is so real - I was in Mexico with my husband there were signs to tell Americans DO NOT TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES OFF!

    • @lennivyvolk7398
      @lennivyvolk7398 4 года назад +25

      is that fucking serious?

    • @ole340
      @ole340 4 года назад +46

      @@lennivyvolk7398 Yes it is, I have friends working in Roissy and they've seen such incidents too! 🤣

    • @Ana-bt8pr
      @Ana-bt8pr 3 года назад +66

      when I told my mom that I have plans to spend my january's vacation in California, USA she tried to convince me not to go by saying "they'll make you take your shoes off and walk like that in the airport" lol

    • @hikari3185
      @hikari3185 3 года назад +32

      Maybe if you used your eye rolling time to ask yourself why a shoe bomb has happened in the first place you'd realise who's fault it is. Nobody is acting as if it's America's fault pretty sure we're just aware of the facts as to why it's America's fault lmao.

    • @hikari3185
      @hikari3185 3 года назад +1

      For everyone action, there is an equal reaction.

  • @bosskweku
    @bosskweku 4 года назад +3730

    The last time a black man scored using his left hand jumping over a mixed-race Indian...😂😂😂

    • @rees_1876
      @rees_1876 4 года назад +18

      Godfred Arthur half-indian😹

    • @kryptonitefitness
      @kryptonitefitness 4 года назад +5

      Hhahahha

    • @planetunie6397
      @planetunie6397 4 года назад +4

      Rees _187 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bosskweku
      @bosskweku 4 года назад +2

      @Michael Freed lol

    • @RH-th2py
      @RH-th2py 4 года назад +51

      was on a friday in the month of may, it was raining very hard and it even hailed for exactly 37 seconds in the westmost square mile of buffalo, new york

  • @david_legodi
    @david_legodi 4 года назад +8002

    On a serious note though, *_you deserve to host the Oscars_*

    • @amandaphillips4344
      @amandaphillips4344 4 года назад +22

      💯👏👏

    • @Fisker94
      @Fisker94 4 года назад +43

      He better check his Twitter feed then.

    • @user-nj1zu2nf1x
      @user-nj1zu2nf1x 4 года назад +40

      Who gives a fuck about the Oscars?!

    • @RawBerserker
      @RawBerserker 4 года назад +117

      But the Oscars don't deserve him

    • @david_legodi
      @david_legodi 4 года назад +6

      @@RawBerserker why saying that??

  • @nicolesteyn9336
    @nicolesteyn9336 4 года назад +1461

    Any other South Africans reading through the comments to see what other countries think of us?
    Trevor makes me proud to be South African!🇿🇦

    • @Skylla54
      @Skylla54 3 года назад +19

      Not only Trevor. My college mate is from South Africa as well. So clever and so fun.
      "Engineering is no fun"
      "Sorry but that's not true. I am here because it is fun"
      German Professor 🤨... Right.
      Nailed it, that's how to argue! 😄

    • @siyabongainnocent7234
      @siyabongainnocent7234 3 года назад +3

      You're not Alone @Nicole

    • @ironfistentertainmentptylt3846
      @ironfistentertainmentptylt3846 3 года назад +3

      🇿🇦

    • @sehrkorall8248
      @sehrkorall8248 3 года назад +24

      Wanted to go to South Africa this year but corona made me stay home...I don’t know what it is but South Africa just excited me since I was very young :( Greetings from Germany!

    • @newbris
      @newbris 3 года назад +3

      Trivial, but watching Trevor speak I was thinking, South Africans don’t say “are” in their sentences. “We going there” rather than “We’re going there”.

  • @internetathi
    @internetathi 4 года назад +779

    His transitions in between accents is so golden. This has to be one of Trev's best shows.

    • @godsbeloved5169
      @godsbeloved5169 4 года назад +5

      You must watch his "Jokes about deaf people"

  • @basikally
    @basikally 4 года назад +2356

    'This is the machine, not your husband'. Lol 😹

    • @hongluzhang7771
      @hongluzhang7771 4 года назад +34

      the MACHINE....

    • @vk3139
      @vk3139 4 года назад +34

      @@hongluzhang7771 But how does the MACHINE work if there is no vodka to feed it?

    • @misainsider
      @misainsider 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

    • @SuomiFinlandPerkelee
      @SuomiFinlandPerkelee 4 года назад +2

      @@vk3139 "I am THE MACHINE" 😂 legendary.

    • @theluschmasterjournals
      @theluschmasterjournals 4 года назад +7

      I almost burst out laughing but then I remembered that it was midnight and people are sleeping 😂😭

  • @kandyappleview
    @kandyappleview 4 года назад +1940

    “I’m here for Holiday.”
    “Which one?”
    😆😆😆
    That’s totally America.

    • @EoCA777
      @EoCA777 4 года назад +42

      Is it common in other countries to call vacation holiday?

    • @kandyappleview
      @kandyappleview 4 года назад +90

      @@EoCA777 yes. I don't know if it's common in every other country but definitely in some.

    • @theluschmasterjournals
      @theluschmasterjournals 4 года назад +21

      my one 😂😂

    • @efisgpr
      @efisgpr 4 года назад +59

      But if you say "I'm on holiday", it becomes obvious.

    • @michellechee7890
      @michellechee7890 4 года назад +17

      What do they mean by which holiday? Like easter, new year etc?

  • @egnato1165
    @egnato1165 4 года назад +1594

    In Spain, soccer commentators are straight up bipolar.
    "And the match starts. Nice to see this team finally fresh and ready to go, we've seen them train before hand, amazing to watch the goalkeeper just moving around, feeling great, cheering his teammates up. On the other hand, the weath- OH MY GOD HE'S CLOSING IN THE DEFENDERS ARE GOING CRAZY ONE OF THEM IS ON THE FLOOR THE REFEREE SAYS NOTHING THE BALL KEEPS MOVING *HE'S GONNA KICK IT IS HE GONNA SCORE IS HE GO-* and the ball goes out. Hmm. Anyway, the weather looks nice today..."

    • @rafaguelfand6615
      @rafaguelfand6615 4 года назад +35

      Debe ser una cosa latina, en LATAM y en Italia es igual 😂

    • @arbabasukalsar4361
      @arbabasukalsar4361 4 года назад +44

      GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    • @domlorg96
      @domlorg96 4 года назад +2

      No se amigos

    • @roompa2271
      @roompa2271 4 года назад +37

      The capital letters :D - I read it so fast just like they do in commentary! LOL

    • @MrWolfy08
      @MrWolfy08 4 года назад +6

      hahahahahah...every place is similar

  • @sadmanmahi2584
    @sadmanmahi2584 3 года назад +222

    As a Muslim it totally got me
    " It is a machine , not your husband "😂😂😂

    • @thameemansari9159
      @thameemansari9159 2 года назад +5

      Of course as a Muslim you should be knowing that you don’t take your clothes off on public like an animal🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
      Only dogs and pigs roam around naked in public and not humans

    • @Lockheed_007
      @Lockheed_007 Год назад +9

      @@thameemansari9159 other animals wear tuxedo?

    • @olvustin6671
      @olvustin6671 9 месяцев назад

      Hand tailored

  • @sangchinyang
    @sangchinyang 4 года назад +1294

    As a international student who travel to US frequently, many aspects are very true, but Trevor make it so damn funny lol. Good job sir!

    • @ayandandzabandzaba9558
      @ayandandzabandzaba9558 4 года назад +41

      i always wear my university hoodie so i get less question at TSA

    • @hanhong6691
      @hanhong6691 4 года назад +26

      @@ayandandzabandzaba9558 I did that too, I change my jacket to the hoodi with my university name on it before I get off the plane, so the officer barely asks questions.

    • @joshtif7724
      @joshtif7724 3 года назад +2

      And still not get a heart

    • @jimtokee8450
      @jimtokee8450 3 года назад +1

      You need to learn some grammars in the US😊

    • @vashanthk2507
      @vashanthk2507 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/HRn6m5dfrMc/видео.html it is important..

  • @JoshuaOtusanya
    @JoshuaOtusanya 4 года назад +3611

    Trevor Noah is one of the greatest comedians of all time. Who else agrees?

    • @boogeh3630
      @boogeh3630 4 года назад +13

      he's as funny as the rest of the generic racist leftie comedians in the US

    • @xGeF0rc3x
      @xGeF0rc3x 4 года назад +91

      @@boogeh3630 if you call this man a racist then i don't know what to say lmao

    • @boogeh3630
      @boogeh3630 4 года назад +5

      @@xGeF0rc3x Then don't say anything lmao

    • @slowanddeliberate6893
      @slowanddeliberate6893 4 года назад +38

      For sure. One of the best.

    • @shaynemaker8905
      @shaynemaker8905 4 года назад +27

      @@boogeh3630 you must be high asf

  • @devonhutchins2176
    @devonhutchins2176 4 года назад +355

    Sports is the only time when Americans read and listen to statistics the rest of the day they deny,ignore and straight up make them up.😂😂

    • @saucyballs702
      @saucyballs702 4 года назад +20

      They learn from the best - their president.

    • @MrTouremark1996
      @MrTouremark1996 4 года назад +3

      devon hutchins 😂😂😂

    • @uhurus2
      @uhurus2 2 года назад +1

      True

  • @juliaormachea8024
    @juliaormachea8024 2 года назад +49

    This was hilarious!!! Being a foreigner I know that airport feeling ...... all my kids are American citizens so I get questioned even further. Thanks for the laughs .... this struck home!

  • @pitti-sing1203
    @pitti-sing1203 4 года назад +535

    My brother is a football coach. This reminds me of his "normal" conversations every single day. 😂

  • @MF-ep8ky
    @MF-ep8ky 4 года назад +181

    "This is machine not your husband "😂😂

  • @maishamanarat3902
    @maishamanarat3902 4 года назад +986

    "When you're a woman in middle east, you're already a sin" lmao

    • @Skihis75
      @Skihis75 4 года назад +7

      .....then DO something about it.

    • @bean_enthusiast
      @bean_enthusiast 4 года назад +38

      @@Skihis75 What exactly do you expect them to do?

    • @lindaawadah2115
      @lindaawadah2115 4 года назад +89

      You’re not a sin in the Middle East if you’re a woman. You can’t compare all countries the same. I was born in Canada but am also Lebanese. There’s a huge difference between Saudi Arabia and Lebanon and huge difference between Iraq and Dubai. We might have similar cultures but very different thinking. I like you Trevor and like watching your videos but disagree of what you’re saying about me as a Middle Eastern woman.

    • @eventusvantos2770
      @eventusvantos2770 4 года назад +11

      @@lindaawadah2115 exactly and even within the country itself it varies eg in Iraq Erbeel is very different than other cities

    • @sahaerkaaki5050
      @sahaerkaaki5050 4 года назад +31

      @@lindaawadah2115 I'm from Saudi Arabia and it's not like you people think. Maybe some people especially in villages still think that way. But Saudi is changing.

  • @patrickwaithaka4228
    @patrickwaithaka4228 4 года назад +31

    Anybody else going on a Trevor Noah marathon??!!ohhh snap!!!

  • @vijaysahni7666
    @vijaysahni7666 4 года назад +651

    I just love the way he mocks Americans 😂😂😂

    • @sheilameyers152
      @sheilameyers152 4 года назад +47

      He mocks America in such a hilarious way... you just have to laugh because most or all of it is true!!! Trevor KEEP America laughing at themselves!!!😁
      ..

    • @LoneStarr1979
      @LoneStarr1979 4 года назад +11

      but he also mocks south africans quite formidable...
      ruclips.net/video/Ms6W9zgjN9E/видео.html&start_radio=1 (Attention all Passengers)

    • @heydonpark
      @heydonpark 4 года назад +5

      Try that in Russia, China and most other countries. LOL

    • @quanghuyvo6112
      @quanghuyvo6112 4 года назад +2

      @@heydonpark you guy not the only one have humor

    • @lilianhaggland2031
      @lilianhaggland2031 4 года назад +4

      It's ok if he mocks South Africans he one and besides South Africans LOVE to laugh

  • @lethabomncwanga5558
    @lethabomncwanga5558 4 года назад +762

    We need a new Netflix special ASAP and Love from South Africa 😆😆

    • @Nacnacey
      @Nacnacey 4 года назад +2

      Lethabo Mncwanga I hate the South African people u guys are worst go the hell

    • @joshualee6903
      @joshualee6903 4 года назад +15

      @@Nacnacey voetjek u naai and btw if u didn't know, trev is from SA, so then why u watching this video.

    • @realkshitijraheja
      @realkshitijraheja 4 года назад +3

      Bro u guys have Netflix?

    • @lethabomncwanga5558
      @lethabomncwanga5558 4 года назад +3

      @@realkshitijraheja
      Yes, we have Netflix in South Africa

    • @lethabomncwanga5558
      @lethabomncwanga5558 4 года назад +8

      @@Nacnacey
      Then why are you watching this video that is created and staring a South African ?

  • @mcsifisok.luthuli4732
    @mcsifisok.luthuli4732 10 месяцев назад +3

    Trevor you are such a character man!!!

  • @beltuanihdearaujo7896
    @beltuanihdearaujo7896 4 года назад +6

    5:22 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 '' What Are You Doing '' ... Trevor knows every single accent in the world .

  • @lubanzi_official
    @lubanzi_official 4 года назад +579

    When your "born a crime" but still murder it since day 1, props to you Trevor, you're role model motivating born-frees like me, love from Durban, South Africa

    • @karmaleglass2168
      @karmaleglass2168 4 года назад +6

      @@user-yk9bz7fn7c there is only one race and that is the human race...please understand the difference.

    • @Kredige
      @Kredige 4 года назад +24

      @@karmaleglass2168 - "human" is not a race. It's a species. I see your point about equality, and very much agree with it, but you don't get to make up your own classifications.

    • @lubanzi_official
      @lubanzi_official 4 года назад +35

      @@user-yk9bz7fn7c lol....I'm not mixed race, After Apartheid was abolished in 1994 the term born-free was created to official say that
      "We have gone through great oppression and we've found liberation so those who come after us, will be born free from the system of oppression"
      Since Apartheid was a system used to oppress Native South Africans, so if your born after 1994 you're automatically a born-free in South Africa. Born Free from the system of oppression

    • @lubanzi_official
      @lubanzi_official 4 года назад +11

      @@user-yk9bz7fn7c don't stress about it, you learn something new everyday

    • @mariamkhan3833
      @mariamkhan3833 4 года назад +3

      YASSSS IM FROM DURBS TOO! Much love and admiration for Trevor 💯❤

  • @AimanRIP
    @AimanRIP 4 года назад +88

    “This is machine, not your husband” hahahaaaa I’m dead xD

  • @chaitaligajankush1461
    @chaitaligajankush1461 3 года назад +7

    The moment he said welcome home sir😍😍😍 I fell in love with this guy.

  • @otisiedwin1815
    @otisiedwin1815 Год назад +4

    Mr.Trevor Noah, your accents are impeccable, u are so good at it. U are the best of the best

  • @StrumVogel
    @StrumVogel 4 года назад +64

    “Stocks? They’re up and down!” 🤣

  • @usmancheema847
    @usmancheema847 4 года назад +575

    5 seconds after the video uploaded ... some ppl in comments... "OMG that was so Funny..."

    • @YONCE8701
      @YONCE8701 4 года назад +5

      😂

    • @raw_projects5514
      @raw_projects5514 4 года назад +5

      Fucking losers.

    • @BokhaBaby
      @BokhaBaby 4 года назад +21

      RUclips premium accounts watch video while it being uploading

    • @Resurge_
      @Resurge_ 4 года назад +21

      its a reupload some ppl saw most of it

    • @raw_projects5514
      @raw_projects5514 4 года назад +7

      @@BokhaBaby why you lying...i have premium too...

  • @karanbhatt9320
    @karanbhatt9320 4 года назад +405

    "What's happening in economics"
    "Nobody knows"
    Watching during Coronavirus

    • @ArchAngelJun
      @ArchAngelJun 4 года назад +3

      Me too I'm bringing today

    • @DDMs-jt8ol
      @DDMs-jt8ol 4 года назад +2

      Yes

    • @jean-claudefrancoisbaroudd730
      @jean-claudefrancoisbaroudd730 4 года назад +3

      Well.. The news reporters are clearly uneducated but we knew that before, the politicians don't really say anything, but that's normal. But anyone who understands economics at a fairly basic level understand: people have to stay in, so they can't buy as much stuff as they used to, demand for stuff goes down, so production has to slow down, workforce has to be reduced, some firms will go bankrupt, people lose their jobs, so they don't have any income, so they can buy even less stuff, and so on and so on.
      Therefore, stock prices go down, since the firms will make lower net income, shares are not worth as much, the logic for other financial instruments is essentially the same, so the prices of the instruments will move accordingly...
      When there is news that suggests people will be able to go back out and buy stuff, expected net-incomes go up and subsequently share prices, firms consider recruiting now to produce more in order to be able to satisfy the expected upcoming demand etc...
      When there's bad news it follows the opposite path...
      Of course if people are going to be allowed out in a longer time, it might mean they won't have any money at all, so even if they are allowed out, they won't be able to buy anything, so it's nowhere near a straightforward model as this, but you understand the concept and the directions thing take !

    • @mansibarshiliya5420
      @mansibarshiliya5420 4 года назад +1

      I hear Bhatt and it reminds me - 😂😂😂

  • @hirrafa
    @hirrafa 4 года назад +14

    "Yea, hooo, security.
    Safe and sexy"
    🤣

  • @taz12391
    @taz12391 4 года назад +141

    Not a fan of sports but Trevor makes it so interesting. Don't stop performing! Love from India. 🤩

  • @corneliuswhite5139
    @corneliuswhite5139 4 года назад +143

    Trevor's pantomime of "Holiday" is priceless!!😂😂😂😂

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 4 года назад +3

      You mean vacation 🤣

    • @tairneanaich
      @tairneanaich 4 года назад +3

      Romain Savioz nope, we mean holiday. We outnumber you?

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 4 года назад

      @@tairneanaich ???

    • @tairneanaich
      @tairneanaich 4 года назад

      Romain Savioz so sorry, I hadn’t watched the whole thing yet I thought you were just saying that 😂

    • @pragathesi6541
      @pragathesi6541 4 года назад +3

      I dont get the battery part at the end

  • @alimohk13
    @alimohk13 4 года назад +28

    8:15 punchline..... Never before i have felt so much pressure to look like my self.
    I was younger then 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @horsenuggets1018
    @horsenuggets1018 3 года назад +17

    when he started commentating football I got Martin Tyler and Alan Smith pop up in my head

  • @aishanidas1217
    @aishanidas1217 4 года назад +140

    "..you have to bow to the American as you answer..every question of his…"😂😂😂Trevor is the funniest ♥️

  • @briarrose4664
    @briarrose4664 4 года назад +1240

    i’m not first
    i’m not last
    but when Trevor uploads
    I CLICK FAST😤💨

    • @rudevortex9339
      @rudevortex9339 4 года назад +4

      Same here

    • @monoastro
      @monoastro 4 года назад +8

      wOw So oRiGiNaL

    • @sebin6419
      @sebin6419 4 года назад +1

      Damnnn!!

    • @amsananzhaunianthunder1966
      @amsananzhaunianthunder1966 4 года назад +2

      I'm not the purest
      I'm not the badest
      But when I read these poam
      i can feel the flow

    • @orangegiraffe2503
      @orangegiraffe2503 4 года назад +5

      Fun fact, this a completely original never seen before comment. Thank you for enlightening us to a new era.

  • @ruthwoodin550
    @ruthwoodin550 9 месяцев назад +2

    This is so f--king funny. He just described my feelings when I go through Customs from Canada to the US via plane.

  • @jubair5605
    @jubair5605 3 года назад +24

    Every time I watch this guy talking, I am assured of laughing (or at least smiling) and knowing something I didn’t know before

  • @DeogratiusJrMichael
    @DeogratiusJrMichael 4 года назад +185

    South Africa
    Let's live in peace..🇿🇦❤❤❤🇿🇦

    • @wendtointonde705
      @wendtointonde705 4 года назад +4

      DeogratiusJR vlogs killing strangers is not peace , the quietness of what going on in SA is what hurts the most.

    • @ladyd3217
      @ladyd3217 4 года назад +4

      If wishes were horses, beggers will ride. SA is disgusting!

    • @sabelomiguel4199
      @sabelomiguel4199 4 года назад +1

      @@ladyd3217 just like your comment

    • @domrun3547
      @domrun3547 4 года назад

      69th like

    • @lilianhaggland2031
      @lilianhaggland2031 4 года назад +2

      Lady D get a grip gal we amazing How I love this country South Africa

  • @xGeF0rc3x
    @xGeF0rc3x 4 года назад +375

    Hey Trevor! Please come to Germany we love your stand up shows!!

    • @yoyototo2054
      @yoyototo2054 4 года назад +4

      Will that really happen I had Togo to Amsterdam to see him can Germans take jokes like that?

    • @yoyototo2054
      @yoyototo2054 4 года назад +4

      Will germans take his jokes I had to travel from Germany to Amsterdam to see him.

    • @eriposs3638
      @eriposs3638 4 года назад +5

      @@yoyototo2054 Why wouldn't we? It might shock some people but we are quite similar to other human beings... ;)
      Saw him in Amsterdam as well, great show.

    • @yoyototo2054
      @yoyototo2054 4 года назад +5

      @@eriposs3638 well you maybe right but so far I have never seen a German knowing him I can run around Nuremberg and ask if they know it will be a no and we'll it's my impression I know that a minority of germans know him and will enjoy his show but I bet you won't make a areana full when he performs here in Germany but depending were.

    • @eriposs3638
      @eriposs3638 4 года назад +4

      @@yoyototo2054 You have a point there but that's not related to their humour but to the fact that they can't see him in German TV. A pity.

  • @lelouchvibritannia4235
    @lelouchvibritannia4235 Год назад +8

    This was great! I love how you don’t rely on dirty jokes and curse words to be funny. Great stuff. Loved the “welcome home sir” bit. The airport is so scary hahaha

  • @jkalmeta
    @jkalmeta 4 года назад +54

    Damnit Trevor. Lady in the Dubai airport joke made me pee my pants laughing. I was not prepared.

    • @ussurp0015
      @ussurp0015 3 года назад

      😂😂that got me too

  • @Xentrippy
    @Xentrippy 4 года назад +243

    YOU'RE THE BEST COMEDIAN IN THE WORLD THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME PROUD OF MY COUNTRY ❤️🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

    • @samutykuntathebantu8402
      @samutykuntathebantu8402 4 года назад +1

      brent rorke say no to xenophobic now your proud of shithole

    • @maiteseale4851
      @maiteseale4851 4 года назад +7

      @@samutykuntathebantu8402 I think you should understand what South Africans are fighting for before calling us shitholes. Every country has its wars

    • @uncletentertainment1029
      @uncletentertainment1029 4 года назад

      Maite Seale fighting with people who didn’t fought you???

    • @samutykuntathebantu8402
      @samutykuntathebantu8402 4 года назад

      Maite Seale fight with who? al-Qaida alshabab or Taliban? i do not understand your shitty response

    • @johanng2076
      @johanng2076 4 года назад +8

      Why all the hate just cause a guy is proud of where he's from. Yall need to chill

  • @_Sadia-A
    @_Sadia-A 4 года назад +30

    I can’t get enough of his stand-ups. 😄
    Keep them coming, Treva.

  • @MyTouchOfMagic
    @MyTouchOfMagic 4 года назад +57

    I laughed SO hard. Being a South African who travels to US on holiday I feel this pain on every level. I’m usually so scared of going through customs in case they send me back for answering questions wrong! 😂🤣

  • @kamauagape4993
    @kamauagape4993 4 года назад +94

    Trrevaaaaaaaa!
    This is needed!...considering what's happening in south Africa

    • @sainjawoof3506
      @sainjawoof3506 4 года назад +3

      What's happening in the world!!! Stay safe💗

  • @majlixhelilaj9551
    @majlixhelilaj9551 4 года назад +548

    airport police: *checks at Trevor's passport*
    airport police: Is this you?
    Trevor: *feeling under pressure*
    also Trevor: I was younger then😂😂

  • @niaXara23
    @niaXara23 2 года назад +8

    This brings back memories when I was an international student. Best years of my life.

  • @buffysummers5080
    @buffysummers5080 4 года назад +178

    As an American I am so in agreement with him. I was dying laughing from the start about the pre and also post game stat announcers. Most of them are ex players by way

    • @heatherlowe7330
      @heatherlowe7330 2 года назад +4

      I watch football with my day, and that starts three hours before the game when ALL the little sports shows make predictions in who will win and tell you the same 13 sports related news over and over again 😰

  • @SmileyB0mb
    @SmileyB0mb 4 года назад +20

    Smooth delivery and great nuances blended into humor. I feel like I get more truth from Trevor's skits than news agencies.

  • @camillakanani898
    @camillakanani898 4 года назад +19

    This is the kind of comedy that heals all fatigue after work

  • @pasalgado980
    @pasalgado980 2 года назад +5

    -Trevor: “Soccer narrations are very chill”.
    -Me: *laughs in Latin American*

  • @batman1796
    @batman1796 4 года назад +26

    This was so true, and made me laugh😂😂 especially u.s. customs for foreigners, 7:56 "almost as if you have to bow to the american".....jajajajjajaja😂

    • @jyashin
      @jyashin 4 года назад +1

      To be fair, a tall person can always bow down to a microphone, but a short person cannot possibly jump up to the microphone. So I do get why they had to make the microphone very low. Remember it isn't uncommon for women to be 4.5 feet tall.

  • @mirzorahimolimzoda7743
    @mirzorahimolimzoda7743 4 года назад +80

    Love your performance and your personality mate. From Tajikistan

    • @dagemshawel2456
      @dagemshawel2456 4 года назад +1

      Da phuc is tajitiskan?

    • @just_av2225
      @just_av2225 4 года назад

      @@dagemshawel2456 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @just_av2225
      @just_av2225 4 года назад +1

      @@dagemshawel2456 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Altinay89
      @Altinay89 4 года назад

      @@dagemshawel2456 educate yourself, dude

    • @mirzorahimolimzoda7743
      @mirzorahimolimzoda7743 4 года назад

      @@Altinay89 is right.

  • @edoshehb5504
    @edoshehb5504 4 года назад +53

    Still funny no matter how many times I watch ^^

  • @elmienliebenberg9145
    @elmienliebenberg9145 Год назад +7

    You make us proud everyday Trevor! 🇿🇦

  • @srinjoy2003
    @srinjoy2003 3 года назад +34

    Trevor: I've never seen more focus put on sports anywhere in the world.
    Indians: 🤐

    • @stardust628
      @stardust628 3 года назад

      Haha yeah we'll get to their level soon😂

    • @dude9318
      @dude9318 2 года назад

      Yeah india and cricket

  • @gkopij
    @gkopij 4 года назад +7

    Love you Trevor. You are a gift from heaven to all of us and I am not American. Your sensibility and the international point of view on Americans and the rest of the world is refreshing, educational , intelligent , encompassing and fun at the same time. My kudos go to you. Full admiration.

  • @thesourcewithanna4460
    @thesourcewithanna4460 4 года назад +6

    Am literally addicted to your videos.. Love ❤️ from Uganda 🇺🇬

  • @marjoryrekna3779
    @marjoryrekna3779 4 года назад +149

    "I feel like a child in a catholic church" 😄😄😄

  • @arthursadiki5530
    @arthursadiki5530 4 года назад +2

    Simply the best

  • @lawrencedelrosario9189
    @lawrencedelrosario9189 4 года назад +28

    The football commentary is so accurate lol

  • @KathrynFritze
    @KathrynFritze 3 года назад +14

    This man is genius! Spot on with US airport security. I’m a citizen and have regularly been harassed.

  • @Mad9977
    @Mad9977 4 года назад +18

    "this is a machine, not your husband" 😂

  • @nicolem2877
    @nicolem2877 3 года назад +2

    Why is Trevor soooooo funny! Lol

    • @Boinky202
      @Boinky202 3 года назад

      😂.. Can't help but want to meet you in person... Just made my day 😂

  • @raffaellaparlangeli899
    @raffaellaparlangeli899 4 года назад +17

    thank you Trevor!! You made my day/week/month/year....life!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can’t stop watching your clips!! ..🤣🤣🤣

    • @mawawabanele770
      @mawawabanele770 4 года назад

      Raffaella Parlangeli lol 😂 really year?

  • @johnyepthomi892
    @johnyepthomi892 4 года назад +15

    Mr. Trevor Noah, you're a bad ass and you're working really hard for good. Thank you for your service. I'm astonished as to how you find the time to perfect your standups alongside other projects. Keep going and stay true to yourself.

  • @phantazm2012
    @phantazm2012 4 года назад +3

    I watch Trevor during my lunch break time in order to lighten up my mood from the stress I got from morning and recharge myself. Thank you my Battery ❤️. I am a 🌻 and Trevor is my ☀️.

  • @samuelkyama5935
    @samuelkyama5935 4 года назад +6

    My name is Martin Tyler and with me as always is Allan Smith ... 😆(Champions League song in the background)

  • @annakoch9972
    @annakoch9972 4 года назад +12

    I've allredy seen this but I can't stop watch, even if there are some big news on the headline. I must see Trevor Noah to the end. ❤

  • @ashleypillay11
    @ashleypillay11 4 года назад +142

    You ever notice how Americans call a sport they play with their hands, FOOTball lmao

    • @abhineetsingh12
      @abhineetsingh12 4 года назад +11

      i know right , it bothers me to no end and then they make everyone call football as soccer

    • @nicolasviaje7159
      @nicolasviaje7159 4 года назад +1

      ​@@abhineetsingh12 Nah that was the Brits.

    • @chaosXP3RT
      @chaosXP3RT 4 года назад

      You know why that is, right?

    • @catkin567
      @catkin567 3 года назад +5

      @nicholassviaje eh? In Britain it's called football same as most other countries in the world.

    • @catkin567
      @catkin567 3 года назад

      @@tekeyia9279 Football was called soccer only as a nickname as in association football. It never really caught on and in fact was widely known as football and that was what stuck. But I don't know where we discussed the imperial system in this conversation or where it comes in to the discussion!!

  • @colinkensley
    @colinkensley 4 года назад +3

    Trevor you are the best comedian in the world hands down

  • @zwothemadeit8167
    @zwothemadeit8167 4 года назад +33

    ''Woohuuu security! Safe and sexy"
    Dead

  • @VirginsHigh2
    @VirginsHigh2 4 года назад +263

    Treevor notice me maan ! mucch LOVE, huge fan ;D

    • @sofiafernandes9
      @sofiafernandes9 4 года назад +5

      Hey, it's not Trevor, it's "SEEEENPAAAAAAI!".

    • @akhilraj9924
      @akhilraj9924 4 года назад +1

      @@sofiafernandes9 aren't you just a peach, you little potterhead!

  • @Mad9977
    @Mad9977 4 года назад +15

    "I'm taking my clothes off" - "no no no no!" 😂

  • @karenlerato357
    @karenlerato357 3 года назад +1

    You SO brilliant Trev! We miss you here! LOVE from South Africa!

  • @nothandowadi8640
    @nothandowadi8640 4 года назад +7

    Man.., how he learnt all those accents?🤣🤣 " what are you doing" my favorite

  • @her.in.london8285
    @her.in.london8285 4 года назад +10

    You make me laugh no matter what! Genius

  • @fabiendominique4
    @fabiendominique4 4 года назад +14

    Always makes me laugh. Great performer

  • @Stacy-
    @Stacy- 2 года назад +7

    I haven't laughed that hard in a while. You have an amazing gift.

  • @rahulbohra8338
    @rahulbohra8338 3 года назад +7

    Comparison from Sports to Economy was spot on.....hilarious....it is actually true for every country.......

  • @riannelelia
    @riannelelia 4 года назад +11

    This guy keeps me sane😂😂😂👏❤

  • @airliebeachswimcentre7241
    @airliebeachswimcentre7241 4 года назад +16

    What a sexy man with brain humour, your jokes makes me laugh from the heart. Feels good to laugh again. Thank you being on this world, feels like you bringing the nations together and everyone can laugh about it.

  • @hyesung_dailydose
    @hyesung_dailydose 3 года назад +2

    Trevor you're an accent machine! How precise you are!

  • @ultrainstinctshaggy669
    @ultrainstinctshaggy669 4 года назад +3

    You gotta love how, with each re-upload, Trevor lengthens the videos.

  • @B69ne
    @B69ne 4 года назад +5

    This special is what made me a fan of Trevor Noah. This set is 10/10 for me.

  • @emmanuelbuthelezi5877
    @emmanuelbuthelezi5877 4 года назад +11

    I envy you Trevor.... you really inspire me.... watching your stand up jokes is very educational and so funny at the same time...

  • @snigd
    @snigd 3 года назад +15

    “Never before have I felt so much pressure to look like myself!” 😂😂😂

  • @annikaushik636
    @annikaushik636 3 года назад +4

    Just nailed it....sooo freaking relatable❤️

  • @petrovskyfincher9798
    @petrovskyfincher9798 4 года назад +4

    The holiday part was amazingly funny. Lovely

  • @mihaela1547
    @mihaela1547 4 года назад +9

    I haven't laughed so much in so long. Thanks for that Trevor!

  • @suzegiljer3206
    @suzegiljer3206 3 года назад +7

    Trevor you are a genius.Your topics and observations are so original.Thank you very much for making us laugh.

  • @thangasponnu
    @thangasponnu 3 года назад +13

    "I have never seen more focus put on sports anywhere else in the world "
    Clearly Trevor hasn't visited India

  • @xy6845
    @xy6845 4 года назад +6

    Trevah you crackin' me up like some nuts on a field day 😹 🤣

  • @AkhileMtwebana
    @AkhileMtwebana 4 года назад +38

    Dear Trevor Noah, I love you 😀😂👏🏾🙌🏾❤️

  • @alucardmax4891
    @alucardmax4891 2 года назад

    Trevor, you are a legend. Your stand up and daily news always makes my day. Sincerly, THANK YOU!!!

  • @Selma784
    @Selma784 2 года назад +1

    OMG!😂😂😂😂The air port story is so hilarious 🤣 🤣🤣 thank you.