@Benedict Hirsch I admit it took seeing it a couple times before it hit me what was wrong with it. LOL Plus, it was being a fan of the Brigadier Gerard series of stories by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle that tipped me off more than anything. facepalm 😂
Yesssss someone with some cloture. (Btw, I don't think Percy nor any of the others ever said this line, but I may be wrong. Haven't read the originals in a long time.)
On the good side if you have online classes and your parents aren't home you can just straight up mute yourself and turn your camera off and game for 3 hours straight while learning
Did you know that if you are supposed to get 14 cookies for dessert each day. If you get a total of 21 by the end of the week, yet only eat a 3rd of that, yet end up sharing 6 with your friends and 1 with your dog, you’re getting a spanking in the next 37 minutes. So hide all you want, Jacob. You know I’ll find you.
2020 is going to be a penny copy of the internet and the internet internet and internet internet is not a good internet internet connection with internet internet and internet internet so if you don’t have internet internet and internet internet access internet internet
My kids aren’t vaccinated and they’re fine I’m a proud father of 5 kids Edit: 4 kids Edit: 2 kids Edit child Edit: what wrong with my parenting tactics?
(Even though its already 2020 I'm still going to do this) 2020 is going to be really quiet and bullshit Well okay thanks keyboard. Lmao Edit- definitely not quiet. Not quiet at all.
8:25 actually he is incorrect. he added the cup instead of multiplying it by the cup. the menu he used was a completely different equation from the one listed above.
Sans: hey kid you want to have a bad time Chara talking through Frisk: Did you want to have a unfun experience? Sans: DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A WORSE TIME!
1:08 yeah, well, this is anyway forged. All these questions are works I’ve seen before, the questions are for different age levels, and which subject is it on, huh?
6:48 **sigh** Zeus and Hades are ancient Greek gods, so you would have Poseidon as god of oceans. Neptune is a god from ancient Rome, so the gods of heaven and underworld would be Jupiter and Pluto.
Here’s some funny stuff. Me and my stepdad were having a normal conversation and my stepbrother walks in and tells my stepdad that he just learned “you can’t take a punch to the liver” so while we are like, why would u say that he says he just wanted to tell us. Then I say “is that a threat?” He says no but I swear, if he punches me and my liver, i well fricken kick him in the liver.
2020 is going to be better than the most anticipated season and I’ve already been playing it for ballon’dor now it’s the only time I have ever heard back from you there yet again
Thumbnail: hot wheels Ad: hot wheels My brother walks in, “wanna play hot wheels with me?” Me: *stuck in my own paradox I wanna set myself free* (If you get the last bit your awesome)
2020 is going to be a little bit late but I will be home in about a half an two minutes or so I’ll be home in about a half an hour and then I can go to the sleep. Bruh
5:08 Technically, the Titanic was also supposed to be a floaty Titanic.
Yeah.
This is such a dark joke and I love it.
fUck
I still stand by the fact that there was room for two people on that door
yes but no
1:37 ms frizzle taught the class about fire safety
My inner nerd has a hissy fit every time I see that test that asks in what battle Napoleon died. He died on an island in captivity for eff's sake!
That's how we know the test is fake. Plus, the unconnected questions...yeah, I now realise this was extremely obvious..
So Many Humans, So Little Common Sense k
@Benedict Hirsch I admit it took seeing it a couple times before it hit me what was wrong with it. LOL Plus, it was being a fan of the Brigadier Gerard series of stories by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle that tipped me off more than anything. facepalm 😂
Thank you finally someone who realized it!
😀👍
1:40 Kids who has doctors for parents: “Maybe I am crazy.”
"NEPTUN IS FROM THE ROMANS YOU MEAN POSEIDON!!!!!!!"
- Percy Jackson, probably
Finally some dam good comments
Dam right
Yesssss someone with some cloture.
(Btw, I don't think Percy nor any of the others ever said this line, but I may be wrong. Haven't read the originals in a long time.)
2nd Space .
@@alvit3666 (sniff) so emotional
2020 is going to be an hour late lol
If you cut a hole in a net, there are less holes in the net then there were before.
The big brain true true train
stop
@@rycl0ps65 CPR is the human equivalent of taking out the game cartridge and blowing into it.
no
Well yes, but actually yes
2020 is going to be the same as the other world
More like the under world
2020 is going to be a good person to do so very busy at the same time and I think you should be able to get a new job at your airline.
2020 is going to be the same way to the pig the sun
2020 is going to be oh no I see a demon oh noe its coming through the window AAAAAAAAAAA
2020 is going to be good
Someone with out a hand isn't handicapped they're icapped
this comment is so under rated omg
r/TechniccallyTheTruth
It was 69 now it’s 70 cause of me
Allow me to post this
@@fedde7232 sure
2020 is the best thing to ever happen to me.
Because I’m an introvert.
Same with me except it's not cause I'm an introvert, it's because I hate humans
Why
ø
@@animationandgachamarionett661 oh wow
#meme
Her: "what's wrong?"
Him:"every e in mercedes is pronounced differently"
Every n in why is pronounced differently
*OH FUCK*
@@jarvis9512 I don't get it
@@sock3981 there is no n
Small Bear I don’t get it
2020 is going to be a bit of a mess
- My keyboard
Damn...
Mine to
mine said « 2020 is going to be a good year »
“Wendy’s is the best fast food chain ever”
Me: *Have you heard of jollibee?*
I can’t believe all these people expected really impressive designs for the PS5 when we all ended up with a paper router sandwich
wait i couldn’t tell if he knew that the 4th 5th and 6th star wars movies were made before the first second and third
...
...
...
...
...
2020 is going to be a good way to get the best of the world.
YOU LIED TO ME KEYBOARD
On the good side if you have online classes and your parents aren't home you can just straight up mute yourself and turn your camera off and game for 3 hours straight while learning
Not for me i got so many new skills during quarantine
If satan punishes the bad guys, is he truly evil?
Re•Tarts a man of culture i see
Oh... yeah
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
well doesn't he also want to punish the good guys
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
People in horror movies are like: Hello? Is anyone there? Like the killer will be like: oh yes im in teh kitchen you wanna SANDWICH
4:35
The reason it’s “technicallythetruth” is because it’s a physical thing
also hell in its own way
Did you know that if you are supposed to get 14 cookies for dessert each day. If you get a total of 21 by the end of the week, yet only eat a 3rd of that, yet end up sharing 6 with your friends and 1 with your dog, you’re getting a spanking in the next 37 minutes. So hide all you want, Jacob. You know I’ll find you.
Neptune: i control the speed at which lobsters die.
*2020 is going to be put down*
What the-
2020 is going to be a spaghetti sandwich
What the hell
And it did
No truer words have been said.
2020 is going to be a penny copy of the internet and the internet internet and internet internet is not a good internet internet connection with internet internet and internet internet so if you don’t have internet internet and internet internet access internet internet
what the fûck
1:13 I don’t see Jesus! This is a scam. 3.5 stars, but only because it’s ok to sin here!
My kids aren’t vaccinated and they’re fine I’m a proud father of 5 kids
Edit: 4 kids
Edit: 2 kids
Edit child
Edit: what wrong with my parenting tactics?
Bruh
What? I questioning my parenting tactics!
@@silverisdisappointed just bruh
I'm wheezing at " C h i l d"
Silver is disappointed in your Recent decisions damn not even 1 kid just child
2020 is going to be here at this time
1:36.
When your car explodes in GTA IV.
(Even though its already 2020 I'm still going to do this)
2020 is going to be really quiet and bullshit
Well okay thanks keyboard. Lmao
Edit- definitely not quiet. Not quiet at all.
Yeah this aged bad asf
"nice now u get to see him die twice"
DAMMMMMM WHOEVER SAUD THAT IS S A V A G E
EZPZ: Maybe Satan isn't the bad guy?
Me: Sorry, I don't speak wrong!
Ahh yes, the sun god awaits his sacrifice.
2020 is going to be sleeping
Australians: *are never early to videos released by artists everywhere else in the world*
Me: *is awake at 2am Australian eastern time*
I is awake at 1am
But am i actually awake
It's 10 pm where I live right now (AWST; Australian Western Standard Time for the brain-boggled out there). Might just stay up, I can't seem to sleep.
But you never said you are in Australia thus meaning that it could be like 10am for you
IM DYING I LIGIT GOT AN AD AT THE BEGINNING OF THE VIDEO FOR HOTWHEELS I DIED
I came at the speed of a Murican coming to mcdonalds
U names your channel after the sound an infant makes
so walking?
zulfirdaus zainuddin FYI no one says murican or atleast the 5 states I lived in its cringe and lame
a Tree no not even,let’s say crawling
@@UrMe666 humping?
"2021 is going to be avoiding you from my nightstand"
-My predictive text, probably smoking crack
We don’t say says Augh-stralia
We say A-stralia
La Flame no we just say straya
Girl: what's in your mind?
Me: Knowledge, memories, dreams, and you're not one of them.
2020 is going to be the city and my favourite cars and I was a high speed carbon bonnet sticker
What the fak
“If ghost rider owned a bus!” 🤣😂🤣😂 I cant even
Sponge bob: you want to something funnier than 24...
8:25
its 17
wait, no... fuck
Lucas Andreiii
Bedmas
3:37 kids who drank "coffe" but was actually a coke with milk in it
AHAHA..NOW THIS.... IS *EPIC*
8:25 actually he is incorrect. he added the cup instead of multiplying it by the cup. the menu he used was a completely different equation from the one listed above.
17
@@watchcraft9428 25
Parenthesis
Exponents
Multiplication
Division
Addition
Subtraction
PEMDAS
Yeah 25
ElectricRainbow he ony used addition.......
Me: *Do you want to explode!?*
Coca Cola: no response
Me: *inserts mentos*
Coca Cola: *explodes*
Me: Just as I expected
2020 is going to be done at three so I’ll have a good night
2020 is going to be -a very fine-
Me: what?.....
2020 is going to be a great day
I wish
Great _day_
I think you mean a great year.
Sans: hey kid you want to have a bad time
Chara talking through Frisk: Did you want to have a unfun experience?
Sans: DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A WORSE TIME!
1:08 yeah, well, this is anyway forged. All these questions are works I’ve seen before, the questions are for different age levels, and which subject is it on, huh?
That one guy obviously hasn't seen Tim Allen's "The Santa Claus"
UPS is here with your package it might be a bit damaged: the package is on fire and so is the truck
My friend alh is gunna be mad
1:36 When you order same day shipping at 11:59PM
2020 is going to be a bit of a mess
Edit:It worked
I got
"2020 is going to be our first step in getting to the next day."
2020 is going to be
The two funniest I got were
"Straight"
And
"Sad"
Hah, only one is wrong
When I leave my paraplegic son outside I'm giving my vegetable sunlight
6:48 **sigh** Zeus and Hades are ancient Greek gods, so you would have Poseidon as god of oceans.
Neptune is a god from ancient Rome, so the gods of heaven and underworld would be Jupiter and Pluto.
2020 is gonna be a guest speaker at the house
“With a friend” is actually “waf”.
t
w a f
To be fair USA would technically be USOA United States of America
@@hjonk3512 I hate pepel of color
ActiveBot nah man most one, two, or three letter words aren’t included in acronyms.
2:48 "whats on your mind"
Me:a brain
Your censoring sounds like hiccups.
r/rareinsults
Doctor: Do not worry “MISSILE TOE” is not real.
Missile toe:
if my pets tripled in size my first concern would be my cat standing on my organs
"We have reached the end of r/technicallythetruth"
Can you mix up that outro to "we have technically reached the end of truth"?
I'd approve
7:30 Even better.
With many friends.
Also, the fact that ezpz was shocked made me realize how vanilla people can be
i love the extra 19 seconds of silence at the end of the video
7:50
“Aw shit you fuckin killed me man”
2020 is going to be holding a rocket
1:39 when you order on Amazon same day delivery at 11 59 PM
If you block a punch, you’re technically not blocking it, but taking a hit.
The intro one was basically
r/cursedcomments
"2020 was really awesome." - My Auto Correct
When I saw the meme at 5:49 my mind immediately went
"Were forever gonna have a fucking reason to sin,... "
"A+ for creativity" the teacher is nice
5:46 Christians:”Listen here, you little shit.”
Satanists: Demonic and confused laughter intensifies
2020 is going to be up for the physics homework... Uhh what?? 😂
2021 is going to be the same day that you are not going on the phone or not lol
2020 is going to be shop now lol
I’m not doing drugs im just sniffing cocaine.
LMAO I HAD A HOT WHEELS AD ON THIS VIDEO
"2020 is going to be a great time for the new York city to escape from Nextdoor and I have to go inside my office for the day." Ok?
Here’s some funny stuff. Me and my stepdad were having a normal conversation and my stepbrother walks in and tells my stepdad that he just learned “you can’t take a punch to the liver” so while we are like, why would u say that he says he just wanted to tell us. Then I say “is that a threat?” He says no but I swear, if he punches me and my liver, i well fricken kick him in the liver.
‘2020 is going to be a very joyful day and i is the day you get to your house’
- my apple keyboard auto-carrot
^ intentional
2020 is gonna be an hour away from your parents house
2020 is going to come back to style
2020 is going to be better than the most anticipated season and I’ve already been playing it for ballon’dor now it’s the only time I have ever heard back from you there yet again
2020 is going to be an extermination year
I mean, my keyboard ain't wrong-
1:45 When your mom is a doctor ...
“Type 2020 is gonna be”
2020 is gonna be the way of doing the work
Thumbnail: hot wheels
Ad: hot wheels
My brother walks in, “wanna play hot wheels with me?”
Me: *stuck in my own paradox I wanna set myself free*
(If you get the last bit your awesome)
Someone:leave a cursed comment
My:ok let me get my demon in the closet
2020 is going to be a long day.
- my keyboard.
Me: wait wha-
8:31 I actually went back to answer this question 💀...
The Intro: Stuff Went From 0-100 Real Fricking Quick
No one:
Me: *gets a hot wheels commercial before this*
2020 is going to be a little bit late but I will be home in about a half an two minutes or so I’ll be home in about a half an hour and then I can go to the sleep.
Bruh
Nahhh veggie tales is how they get the kids out of the room until church ends. At least that's my experience
2020 is going to be a cup of tea party
2020 is going to be a bit of a mess. 😂😂😂😂😂 Perfect
“2020 is going to be a bitch”
Makes sense ngl.