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  • Опубликовано: 8 окт 2024
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  • @randomfluffkingt.9364
    @randomfluffkingt.9364 4 года назад +531

    Me: Aww man I was gonna commit some crime at 5:30pm. I guess I’ll have to move it to 7pm Friday.

    • @fishyboopkins65
      @fishyboopkins65 4 года назад +20

      May I join

    • @shiny2575
      @shiny2575 4 года назад +23

      Hey my schedule says im free that time wanna commit some arson or are you more into robbing

    • @anyflippingthing
      @anyflippingthing 4 года назад +1

      Pretty sure that's fake. It's clearly a UK sign and almost certainly was originally No Parking.

    • @randomfluffkingt.9364
      @randomfluffkingt.9364 4 года назад +6

      Fishy Boopkins of course

    • @randomfluffkingt.9364
      @randomfluffkingt.9364 4 года назад +6

      dread riot Yeah some Arson sound good right about now ngl

  • @ryun.8072
    @ryun.8072 4 года назад +150

    6:57
    "wait… it's all texas?"
    "always has been…"

    • @Notatitanmain
      @Notatitanmain 3 года назад

      😂

    • @oceanlover1705
      @oceanlover1705 3 года назад

      Lmfao

    • @WaterVolt1917
      @WaterVolt1917 3 года назад +2

      As an American, I can say for certainty that it's the exact opposite. Texas is the US, but California is Canada, and all the rest of us are in the middle, lmao.

    • @litbladexd8040
      @litbladexd8040 3 года назад +2

      @@WaterVolt1917 You had me in the first half, not gonna lie. ( I nearly did r/woosh)

    • @WaterVolt1917
      @WaterVolt1917 3 года назад

      @@litbladexd8040 That was kind of my intention, lol!

  • @jaylo3435
    @jaylo3435 4 года назад +342

    4:41 as a Chinese Malaysian, I give you permission to have good noodles when quarantine ends

    • @Mark-hp9bh
      @Mark-hp9bh 4 года назад +3

      Can I also please have the noodle pass?

    • @jaylo3435
      @jaylo3435 4 года назад +18

      @@Mark-hp9bh Everyone can except racist, the entitled, protesters and the people who think they are very smorr

    • @Mark-hp9bh
      @Mark-hp9bh 4 года назад

      @@jaylo3435 YESSSSSSSSSSS

    • @Mark-hp9bh
      @Mark-hp9bh 4 года назад

      @@jaylo3435 thanks

    • @solarianv3
      @solarianv3 4 года назад

      noodles and orange chicken

  • @AriaCodfish
    @AriaCodfish 4 года назад +467

    “Do you know what cultural appropriation is?”
    _Yes, and I can say for certain that you don’t_

    • @andrewolson5471
      @andrewolson5471 4 года назад +14

      Most of the people that Reeee about cultural appropriation are mindless SJWs (not true progressives) that do not comprehend the issues of racism/discrimination and just put forth what they think is an effort that is actually counterproductive.

    • @AriaCodfish
      @AriaCodfish 4 года назад +15

      Andrew Olson
      But actually that’s not what it is. It’s sometimes dumbed down to “white people wearing cultural outfits is bad” but it’s more for a very specific kind of issue.
      Which is using culture to perpetuate stereotypes, or to use cultures to boost ego. (Like performative allyship) “I am using this culture! Look at how woke I am”. And using culture as a quick way to earn cash.
      The original meaning does get lost at times, so much so that I had to do a lot of research into what a lot of people thought it was. Here was the basis for it.
      And I will admit that sometimes people call out cultural appropriation at times where it wasn’t present, but the original arguments seem like valid complaints.

    • @andrewolson5471
      @andrewolson5471 4 года назад +13

      @@AriaCodfish today, in 2020, I would wager 90+% of claims of cultural appropriation are made by Twitter users that don't have a clue what they're talking about. I never meant to imply that it isn't real.

    • @caseyb1346
      @caseyb1346 4 года назад +5

      @@andrewolson5471 im 99% sure that guy was taking the piss..

    • @ILikeToLaughAtYou
      @ILikeToLaughAtYou 4 года назад +1

      I’ll say it. It’s not real.

  • @Saikoes
    @Saikoes 4 года назад +2869

    As a Chinese person, I welcome non-Chinese people coming to Chinese restaurants.

  • @emelychoi958
    @emelychoi958 4 года назад +96

    As a norwegian, I want to say that "we ran out of butter" is "vi er tomme for smør" in norwegian, now you know!

    • @ashleyholland2683
      @ashleyholland2683 3 года назад +3

      Oh ok

    • @IAmGodHimself777
      @IAmGodHimself777 3 года назад

      Sounds weird

    • @whiterunguard3755
      @whiterunguard3755 3 года назад +3

      la oss kjøpe noe mer smør da for faen

    • @QuirrelSquad
      @QuirrelSquad 3 года назад +1

      Butter could be used as lube so saying we ran out of lubrication could still mean you ran out of butter

    • @thephantomknyte5759
      @thephantomknyte5759 3 года назад +1

      @@QuirrelSquad yea but butter can be used as lube. Lube can not be used as butter. Unless ur brave enough, the in-video sentence was still wrong

  • @ESPmrBrough
    @ESPmrBrough 4 года назад +718

    Norwegians whne no haves butter: *smør-panik*
    Norwegians whne haves butter: *kalm*

    • @shiny2575
      @shiny2575 4 года назад +26

      Did you just have a stroke

    • @snailuka
      @snailuka 4 года назад +9

      Honestly same

    • @TobeEvans
      @TobeEvans 4 года назад +25

      dread riot I have a feeling English is not this persons first language. That or they’re totally memeing.

    • @RaggenBlubbefisk
      @RaggenBlubbefisk 4 года назад +8

      I am norwegian

    • @cursedbluecheese
      @cursedbluecheese 4 года назад +5

      Tobe Evans or both

  • @norwegiangigachad
    @norwegiangigachad 3 года назад +15

    2:37 as a Norwegian 11 year old boy I am very disappointed in ourselves because we opened the fridge like: hvor i helvete er all smøret får faen!

  • @epsilon-eleven
    @epsilon-eleven 4 года назад +402

    So, what I want to know is how the person screaming about Chinese restaurants being for Chinese people only doesn't know that 1) that's pretty racist & presumptuous Itself, and 2) most food in Chinese restaurants is actually American in origin (to cater to Westerners) and not authentic Chinese cuisine.
    I will happily call someone out for actual cultural appropriation, but that person just seems like a Karen who latched onto the fringier parts of Tumblr.

    • @Yuruble
      @Yuruble 4 года назад +11

      @Jackie Tearie yep! My sister was in China for business for a few weeks and she said American Chinese food was so sugary.

    • @jaylo3435
      @jaylo3435 4 года назад +19

      As a Chinese Malaysian, I give everyone ( excluding racist, the entitled, protesters and people who think they are very smort)the permission to eat good noodles when quarantine ends

    • @nicandknacksandseans
      @nicandknacksandseans 4 года назад +3

      Waitwaitwaitwaitwait. You think it’s ok, just because you serve a certain kind of food, to turn away...anybody?!?! I hope I’m just brain farting, and that’s not what you’re saying. I mean, a blanket order “nobody is allowed to eat at restaurants” is ok, because it affects everyone equally, anything else is not ok, right? Do I not know the whole story behind this sign? What’s going on?

    • @nicandknacksandseans
      @nicandknacksandseans 4 года назад +2

      Like is it poorly translated? Does it mean “infected people” rather that “persons of African descent?” Like I’m trying to understand here!

    • @Yuruble
      @Yuruble 4 года назад +3

      @@nicandknacksandseans Where are you getting that?

  • @Niseandryt
    @Niseandryt 4 года назад +28

    8:49 I think the editor put a "just flip it?" they can't flip it, the door knob it's not in the middle of the door, if they flips it then they would have to reinstall the hollow where the latch rest, thus the door knob will be higher than it should be

    • @missingkittie7184
      @missingkittie7184 3 года назад +2

      Your pfp matches perfectly lol

    • @JupiterCrusher
      @JupiterCrusher 3 года назад

      you need to be featured in this video

    • @JoeZUGOOLA
      @JoeZUGOOLA 3 года назад

      Thank you

    • @--Dannyman--
      @--Dannyman-- 5 месяцев назад

      No, they didn't mean flip it sideways. They meant flip it Forward

    • @Niseandryt
      @Niseandryt 5 месяцев назад

      @@--Dannyman-- still, wouldn't the door knob end up higher than expected, it isn't exactly in the middle of the door, it is lower than that

  • @FloweredAngelFilms
    @FloweredAngelFilms 4 года назад +151

    12:23 Out of the three times I've seen this appear in various videos, you're the first reddit-reading youtuber that has noticed that the picture is not, in fact, a mango. (It's a mandarin orange) The fact that you actually paused and remarked that it wasn't a mango was oddly satisfying. You were the only one that I've seen stop and go "wait a minute, that's not right" -- Thank you!

    • @nutella_wewerehere
      @nutella_wewerehere 4 года назад +3

      Lmao how did the others not notice?

    • @vloggerbonakid6178
      @vloggerbonakid6178 3 года назад

      I...I think some do,but they don't insert it in their videos...
      Either that,or they really mistook an orange for the joke of the whole thing,mango---Wait,how is that a facepalm, exactly?

  • @mxmschae
    @mxmschae 4 года назад +20

    3:12 when you said “Stupid Canadians” and showed a funny picture of a hockey player. Little did you know, you the play in this picture is Dustin Brown, a hockey player born in New York.

    • @starhockeyproductions6596
      @starhockeyproductions6596 3 года назад +2

      And the team he was playing for at the time was LA

    • @jacqslabz
      @jacqslabz 2 года назад

      r/Woosh

    • @Dextersauve11
      @Dextersauve11 Год назад

      ​​@@jacqslabzo2 is that woosh exactly (I get what woosh is but like how does it aplly in this situation)

  • @0krazy257
    @0krazy257 4 года назад +783

    This is what cannibals would say

    • @0krazy257
      @0krazy257 4 года назад +16

      Bruh who liked this it haven't been 5 Min since I posted this😂

    • @President_Starscream
      @President_Starscream 4 года назад +27

      Not ripe enough yet.

    • @0krazy257
      @0krazy257 4 года назад +1

      Why are is all the comments so cursed

    • @randomfluffkingt.9364
      @randomfluffkingt.9364 4 года назад +9

      Unvaccinated children just don’t have the dressing/ seasoning.

    • @creepyfurrguy4956
      @creepyfurrguy4956 4 года назад +2

      Yea too much oil

  • @heretical2903
    @heretical2903 4 года назад +2

    The funny part about the lemon juice bank robber. There have been a few psychological study's where they found that individuals "non special needs" that are on the lower end of the IQ scale think they are brilliant and are always right . At the same time they found that individuals with higher IQ's tend to think they are dumber than they are. Or as one of the authors of the study put it, if Wheeler "robber, I figure most every one would make the connection, but just in case" was too stupid to be a bank robber, perhaps he was also too stupid to know that he was too stupid to be a bank robber - that is, his stupidity protected him from an awareness of his own stupidity. Its called the Dunning-Kruger Effect. Also the bit at 14:30 made my brain hurt.

  • @dylanthegamer7233
    @dylanthegamer7233 4 года назад +592

    I like how he says stupid Canadians while he shows an American hockey team

  • @andrewolson5471
    @andrewolson5471 4 года назад +11

    The gluten free cookie: you aren't being charged for the gluten.

  • @bogfinken
    @bogfinken 4 года назад +46

    "Water is oxygen for dolphins"
    Wtf?!?

    • @keepdancingmaria
      @keepdancingmaria 4 года назад +5

      So Sad.
      It'd be slightly more accurate if the person had said "fish"... But still wrong of course. But "dolphins" is just completely wrong.

  • @x_dragondrawz_x5278
    @x_dragondrawz_x5278 3 года назад +2

    0:53
    My Heart: *Trauma*
    My Brain: *Torture*
    My Stomach: *TACOS*

  • @SaturnClouds
    @SaturnClouds 4 года назад +82

    He has a name?
    Me: Well I’d be sad if he didn’t.

  • @neutralball1099
    @neutralball1099 4 года назад +11

    13:05
    This woman is the type of person to say “1+1=11”

    • @Notatitanmain
      @Notatitanmain 3 года назад +1

      Yup, I died a little as he read that “math”

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 3 года назад +1

      I mean yes

  • @agentintrovert1814
    @agentintrovert1814 4 года назад +28

    The lost phone one scared me because my name is Kayden and I thought he was talking to me

  • @elainad6728
    @elainad6728 4 года назад +30

    Thumbnail: No crime 8am-6pm
    Robber: Understandable have a good day ✌

  • @frostythesnowdragon3170
    @frostythesnowdragon3170 4 года назад +19

    5:44 the're one flip flop away from being electrocuted

  • @pi4313
    @pi4313 4 года назад +2

    Oh they didnt have to do that, the police already put up a " no crime, 1am to 12:59 pm sign"

  • @itsray1878
    @itsray1878 4 года назад +167

    Boat is the most useful for being stranded.

    • @burrow073
      @burrow073 4 года назад

      Boat is most usefull to strand

    • @President_Starscream
      @President_Starscream 4 года назад +10

      I don't even need a boat.
      *transforms and flies away*

    • @amazingsupergirl7125
      @amazingsupergirl7125 4 года назад

      True though.

    • @Poetic_Raven
      @Poetic_Raven 4 года назад

      Also Georgie 's paper boat, let it float and oop down in the sewers in goes and gets stranded there

    • @shinsouhitoshi8744
      @shinsouhitoshi8744 4 года назад +2

      Not if your stranded in a desert

  • @CursedCaptainGaming
    @CursedCaptainGaming 4 года назад +4

    This Pyrocynical quote sums up everyone on the sub reddit, “Was your brain on airplane mode when you thought that was a good idea?”

  • @missingno2401
    @missingno2401 4 года назад +32

    7:08 no the gestapo app is for if you think someone is illegally hiding in an attic.

    • @12eeno29
      @12eeno29 4 года назад

      Anne im coming in zere don't move ja

    • @disguisedcrocodile
      @disguisedcrocodile 3 года назад +1

      @@12eeno29 i couldn't stop laughing because my man sounded so confused when he read it up. Bruhh

  • @FobyTox07
    @FobyTox07 4 года назад +1

    Every body gangster till the chicken evolves to have a human body and runs after you

  • @Micro13bk
    @Micro13bk 4 года назад +63

    "guest-apo app"
    *bruh*

    • @purebloodwhiteboy
      @purebloodwhiteboy 4 года назад +7

      i dont think hes allowed to say gestapo on youtube, same as your not allowed to say nazi

    • @purebloodwhiteboy
      @purebloodwhiteboy 4 года назад +1

      @Ann Rohde maybe he just thought and didnt want to? i mean its the same thing as FakeJake saying no-bend instead of knobend because he didnt want to

  • @enomiellanidrac9137
    @enomiellanidrac9137 3 года назад +1

    I actualy bypassed code locked door a couple of time by trying combination of the most worn out keys of the pad, it always takes my friend by surprise.

  • @SalahEddineH
    @SalahEddineH 4 года назад +27

    0:50 that's not Al Gore's house! That was the facepalm! That's Martin Lee Gore's house, who's unrelated to Al Gore! You may want to screenshot the title and caption of the Reddit posts when you save them for reading, so as not to lose context.
    Cheers! Love the video though!
    Edit: also at 3:33, I'm guessing the keys are worn down because that IS the passcode. The facepalm is what's the point of having a keypad if the code is just the building number and has become so obvious from the wear on the keys.
    Cheers!

    • @intensellylit4100
      @intensellylit4100 4 года назад +1

      3:33 is definitely the the timestamp you want.

  • @axyrianth.259
    @axyrianth.259 4 года назад +3

    everybody gangsta until the chicken starts eating humans

  • @elilackey7341
    @elilackey7341 4 года назад +14

    10:02 "there are no accidents"
    -master oogway

    • @tyeeut
      @tyeeut 3 года назад

      0:37

    • @punterr
      @punterr 3 года назад

      Congrats on first

  • @uniocronskidmark
    @uniocronskidmark 3 года назад +1

    6:57 apart of my spanish lessons in school is memorizing the geography and when everyone under stood where everything is he flippedd the map and said thats the test

  • @espurrhoodie1290
    @espurrhoodie1290 4 года назад +7

    13:02 I feel better about my math skills now.
    Also I deadass thought that was Scott the Woz instead of Tom Holland at 14:25

  • @junastro8091
    @junastro8091 3 года назад +5

    8:50 editors listen... he can’t “just flip it” because of the doorknob

    • @cruncyart
      @cruncyart 2 года назад

      Flip it as in vertically, not turn it around. You'd have to reattach the hinges probably but I don't think anyone would care, it seems like the doorknob is in the middle anyway.

    • @lovedrreid1
      @lovedrreid1 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@cruncyartlol facepalm for you too. Just think about why that wouldn't work.

  • @konstantinshulga2271
    @konstantinshulga2271 4 года назад +42

    The Al gore one was not true, the person confused them with another person called gore soooo double face-palm.

  • @kennyryan3176
    @kennyryan3176 4 года назад +2

    Recently attended a funeral for a girl my cousin was good friends with. She came back to attend said funeral and after it ends and there getting ready to go, my cousin’s teacher goes up to her and first thing he does is ask her when she’s returning her text book for him.

  • @bee5648
    @bee5648 4 года назад +7

    My favourite is “careful it’s soup”

  • @evilartfox
    @evilartfox 3 года назад +3

    1:23 if someone ever says this to you to make it more funny make sure they think your the gender they are interested in to get a spicy, funny, cringy and sometime but ultra rare wholesome.

  • @r.7057
    @r.7057 4 года назад +3

    Crime: Is banned from 6 am to 8 am
    People during 8:00.0000000001 am to 5:59.999999999999 am: Confused screaming*

  • @fireboltofdeath
    @fireboltofdeath 3 года назад +1

    8:49
    "just flip it?"
    that's a bit of a facepalm by itself.......

  • @DrexYiii
    @DrexYiii 4 года назад +4

    I've watched these being like: yeah its dumb but I'm not actually going to facepalm. I FACEPALMED!

  • @grimrsp
    @grimrsp 3 года назад +3

    as a person who does not smile but goes to mcdonalds, i am offended

  • @darkesthourstudios
    @darkesthourstudios 4 года назад +39

    MOM, FOUND THE BLEACH!

  • @momobeagle8566
    @momobeagle8566 4 года назад +1

    Everybody gansta till the chicken starts to fly

  • @VaskoG384
    @VaskoG384 4 года назад +4

    I was filling an online form and there was this one question, "Point out one advantage of distant education". I typed in "online work" and the form didn't accept it and I got an error saying it had to be a number.

  • @foxy_101
    @foxy_101 3 года назад +2

    Why the hell did the first one make me almost burst out laughing

  • @pieofchart
    @pieofchart 4 года назад +73

    The "R Dollar" is called a real my dude, pronounced "reh-al", in plural, it's reais, pronounced "reh-ah-ees".
    Now ya know!

    • @chipp8696
      @chipp8696 4 года назад +11

      a REAL fact....... desculpa '-'

    • @Niseandryt
      @Niseandryt 4 года назад +1

      un real, usados en españa con el nombre de real español, ya no se usan porque ahora es el euro pero se usan en otros países también eso lo se

    • @Niseandryt
      @Niseandryt 4 года назад +3

      and yeah, used in brazil, people just don't know about currency changes

  • @NCubss
    @NCubss 4 года назад +1

    5:03 the same happens with ALOT of simulators and pranks. sometime i went to an app which was a projector simulator, the ratings were bad because it didnt work.

  • @messiahh420
    @messiahh420 4 года назад +5

    My country sued coronavirus and now it can only spread from 9 pm to 10 am.

  • @nitrisprime8963
    @nitrisprime8963 4 года назад +2

    As someone who plays a lot of DnD and similar RPG's, the nat 1 picture made me crack up

  • @jaspepper1721
    @jaspepper1721 3 года назад +11

    Today is the the day that marks me watching for 1 year and this was the first video I watched so I decided to come back and say this today. 😁

  • @srite2382
    @srite2382 4 года назад +1

    Everybody gangsta til the acid starts flying.

  • @Verydeadbarbie
    @Verydeadbarbie 4 года назад +44

    Thats not Ali Gore's house

    • @SalahEddineH
      @SalahEddineH 4 года назад +17

      Exactly! That was the facepalm! That's Martin Lee Gore's house, who's unrelated to Al Gore!

    • @theclockworkcadaver7025
      @theclockworkcadaver7025 4 года назад +5

      Salah Eddine H 3 sentences, 3 exclamation marks. Are you okay? You're scaring the children.

    • @SalahEddineH
      @SalahEddineH 4 года назад +3

      @@theclockworkcadaver7025 I guess I had one too many energy drink today

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 4 года назад +1

      Ah. I know something wasn't right there.

    • @supposedly1-2
      @supposedly1-2 4 года назад +2

      I saw he missed the facepalm on that one making Zach the facepalm in this video !

  • @luigi5299
    @luigi5299 4 года назад +1

    everybody gangsta until the alligator starts walking

  • @Piperinsanity
    @Piperinsanity 4 года назад +9

    Actually that guy was right, because consumable alcohol is Ethanol

  • @SteadfastWL
    @SteadfastWL 3 года назад

    "Hey I'm driving, who's this?"
    "Your former workplace."

  • @2tulipp
    @2tulipp 3 года назад +3

    "We've run out of lubrication" who tf said smør was lubrication?

  • @sophieli6915
    @sophieli6915 4 года назад +2

    I feel like my IQ just dropped a lot

  • @aaronzaharias9110
    @aaronzaharias9110 4 года назад +3

    1:35 (*pulls out revolver*) Are you sure about that?

  • @bureiku9234
    @bureiku9234 4 года назад +2

    The world : use toilet paper to wipe butt
    Phillipine : water

  • @lilkiwi_7977
    @lilkiwi_7977 4 года назад +10

    2:20 this person makes me wish I didn’t like kpop

    • @laurenp2149
      @laurenp2149 4 года назад +7

      Same (but tbh I've probably read BTS thinking they ment bangtan but its actually behind the scenes)

    • @hisisterjosalynhere950
      @hisisterjosalynhere950 4 года назад +1

      Lauren :P the amount of times i’ve done that 🤦🏼‍♀️💀

    • @kimyn640
      @kimyn640 4 года назад

      Sooo you like K-Pop..?

    • @lilkiwi_7977
      @lilkiwi_7977 4 года назад

      Angelyn Buenaventura yep

  • @bestproductaroundtheworld2580
    @bestproductaroundtheworld2580 3 года назад +2

    WE DROVE OUT OF THE LUBRICATION 2:49

  • @FredTheFreak
    @FredTheFreak 4 года назад +3

    From the car engine being in the back
    Me a car guy: have u heard of TRANSMISSION!
    The other person : that is not real
    Me :then how do u go forward and reverse

    • @Shyzes
      @Shyzes 4 года назад

      I'm also a car guy and that hurt me like a mustang hitting me at 20 mph

  • @bpr_official6598
    @bpr_official6598 3 года назад +1

    i was going NNNOOOOOOOOOO and my frickin google assistant said: how may i help and it almost gave me a heart attack

  • @sjoerd2228
    @sjoerd2228 4 года назад +3

    15:58 thats the fish shape shifter

  • @tonyli8368
    @tonyli8368 4 года назад +2

    4:20 Damn, I guess I should stop getting takeout from my local McDonald's then...

  • @jocelynecupcake
    @jocelynecupcake 4 года назад +13

    It doesn't matter what your race or nationality is, in America, everyone should be allowed to eat at a Chinese restaurant. Who agrees?

    • @gamtheobbiest7945
      @gamtheobbiest7945 4 года назад +1

      Me (got kinda triggered at it because I’m mixed)

    • @ulrichenevoldsen8371
      @ulrichenevoldsen8371 4 года назад +1

      Everyone is allowed to eat at a Chinese restaurant. End off

    • @jborrego2406
      @jborrego2406 4 года назад +1

      They act like the virus came from black ppl but it came from there ass

    • @jocelynecupcake
      @jocelynecupcake 4 года назад

      @@jborrego2406 IKR I heard a lot of them are racist over there. Not everyone over there is like that, but I hear it's the culture that makes them that way. They associate darker skin with the lower class like farmers and stuff and that's why you see Chinese make up videos with the ladies putting the lightest shade of foundation on their natural tan skin. I had an art teacher who was African American and visited China, and oh boy did she deal with racial discrimination... there was an old lady beating her in the street and everything

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 4 года назад +1

      This shouldn't even need explaining

  • @11epicnoob
    @11epicnoob 4 года назад +1

    The card with the motivation of "You're a natural" is hilarious as in DnD (Dungeons and Dragons), rolling a 1 means you critically failed, whereas a 20 means you got a critical success (especially before stat modifiers)

  • @President_Starscream
    @President_Starscream 4 года назад +8

    David Attenborough isn't his name, it's his title.

  • @thetruegunginginga29yearsa66
    @thetruegunginginga29yearsa66 3 года назад +1

    "No crime"
    *_Crime rates drop to 0%_*

  • @sleeponyourbednotjinsvocal2206
    @sleeponyourbednotjinsvocal2206 4 года назад +8

    I literally lost it when he said BTS because I'm an ARMY and always get excited when people talk about them

    • @SappieLive
      @SappieLive 4 года назад +3

      Why do people like those clone looking ass bitches

    • @unicorngallerexy9288
      @unicorngallerexy9288 4 года назад +3

      @@SappieLive same reason as anyone likes rappers, pop singers, or bands of any kind: Music taste is subjective and people enjoy what they make. They feel connected to it and/or like the way it sounds. Plain and simple.
      (Also, please don't be that guy with the "they all look the same" comments)

    • @SappieLive
      @SappieLive 4 года назад

      Unicorn Gallerexy lol it was a joke

    • @Micro13bk
      @Micro13bk 4 года назад +1

      @@SappieLive I believe it is tied to girls fantasizing about "the perfect guy(s)"
      Kinda like they would've with bieber and one direction...

    • @minyoonji2229
      @minyoonji2229 4 года назад +3

      I lost it too. I'm an Army, but I laugh whenever Armys forget that BTS also means "behind the scenes" lol

  • @untotenattentaeter368
    @untotenattentaeter368 4 года назад +1

    “I hate America, I’m moving to Alaska”

  • @easybakeoven15
    @easybakeoven15 4 года назад +3

    Is no one gonna mention the 756 missed messages or are we all just gonna suffer in silence

  • @B58-Minecraft
    @B58-Minecraft 3 года назад +1

    Ah yes, "Prof. Yinka"
    A professor that thinks people born in 2010 is 18 years old in 2018.

  • @pietros.-.bullets8749
    @pietros.-.bullets8749 4 года назад +5

    You sound like Markiplier sometimes and it’s lowkey pretty cool.

  • @dundrabatertuna1173
    @dundrabatertuna1173 4 года назад +1

    Everybody gangsta until people act stupid (to the the point where you facepalm)

  • @thatgraysuburban
    @thatgraysuburban 4 года назад +4

    I am low key offended when you said “those stupid Canadians” I get it’s a joke.

    • @randomhnn1314
      @randomhnn1314 4 года назад +1

      I liked your comment

    • @MentosCubing
      @MentosCubing 4 года назад +1

      Those stupid Canadians

    • @painfulguess9429
      @painfulguess9429 4 года назад +1

      @@randomhnn1314 hop in kids, we're gonna find who asked you

  • @averagesnatcherenjoyer7272
    @averagesnatcherenjoyer7272 3 года назад +1

    Person: why did put R$ thats for robux on roblox
    Every brazilian: *OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU*

  • @bananacrayon87
    @bananacrayon87 4 года назад +38

    hello i am a sad cat :(

    • @redbucket0217
      @redbucket0217 4 года назад +4

      hello sad cat. You shouldn’t be sad. I will subscribe to you

    • @slingsword
      @slingsword 4 года назад

      Hi sad cat.

    • @jon2167
      @jon2167 4 года назад

      Hu

    • @neliasoares6217
      @neliasoares6217 4 года назад

      Be happy ☺️👍

    • @spaceoddizzy
      @spaceoddizzy 4 года назад

      hello, sad cat. you should not be sad. we love you, sad cat. 💕

  • @AndroCubed
    @AndroCubed 3 года назад +1

    As a Chinese person, I go to European restaurants and don't get bombarded with mad people, I don't what this man is talking about.

  • @YayapLives
    @YayapLives 4 года назад +3

    Yeah i'm sure the lady in front of the green screen really goofed it when the graphics artists projected an incorrectly labeled map behind her. She was so dumb standing there not realizing the mistake she couldn't see happened?
    was that a meta joke? because it didn't come off as one.
    (slightly more pedantic but very rarely are doors vertically symmetrical so the offhand flipping it suggestion would almost certainly not work.)
    Edit: also as other have pointed out that isn't Al Gores house, and the keypad wear probably implies that its actually their password rather than thousands of attempted burglaries
    really imbuing the video with the theme aren't we?

  • @dino3.
    @dino3. 4 года назад +2

    "Watermelon, Uh i don't think so" XD

  • @Sage-bc7iw
    @Sage-bc7iw 4 года назад +3

    A lot of face palm posts are people who don't get the joke and post it on face palm

  • @izzyz3400
    @izzyz3400 4 года назад +1

    As a kid who grew up having to helping out in the Chinese Restaurant industry, you are more than welcomed to come into our restaurant. Most of these restaurants are family owned and it’s actually a pretty hard life working there. Please come in and order some food, be it a huge order or a egg roll, you’re always welcomed :)

  • @rosefulmadness
    @rosefulmadness 4 года назад +5

    The BTS one, there's no one in the fandom who has "BTS ARMY" as a name, it's more like "Namtiddies", "Jeon Cena", "Jimin's lost Jams", "Lachimolala", or shit like that. LIKE, COME ON, EVEN "BANG PD-NIM OPPAR" OR "MY BIAS IS MANAGER SEJIN"
    True Kpop stans are all crackheads🤣😊✌

    • @sophie_lily_08
      @sophie_lily_08 4 года назад

      Very true😁😁😂😂

    • @Michael-es4dt
      @Michael-es4dt 4 года назад +3

      I've heard about this often, who is Jimin and who stole this man's jams? I will work night and day for Jimin to see his jams just one more time. #getjiminhisgoddamnjamsbackfortheloveoffuck

    • @MixieMooz
      @MixieMooz 4 года назад +1

      We never know. Just one day, he had no jams. And till this day, he still has no jams. His toast be going cold by now. 🤷

    • @Michael-es4dt
      @Michael-es4dt 4 года назад +2

      @@MixieMooz I think I'm going to cry

    • @proffesionalweredog7426
      @proffesionalweredog7426 3 года назад

      OmFg ThEy HaVe SuCh CrAcKhEaD eNeRgY

  • @thomashindle6315
    @thomashindle6315 3 года назад

    Then once it hits 6pm, you hear a siren blaring followed by "this marks the commencement of the daily purge" hahaha 😂😂😂

  • @Antonio-nf1tt
    @Antonio-nf1tt 4 года назад +4

    13:41
    It is reais
    R$ 5,41 = 1 U$S

  • @CT-eo5lp
    @CT-eo5lp 4 года назад +3

    Most of the time food in Chinese restaurants arent even Chinese

  • @CharlieTheSupersaurus
    @CharlieTheSupersaurus 4 года назад +1

    That five (3) thing sounds a lot like a Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference.

  • @sso_kartoffel6268
    @sso_kartoffel6268 4 года назад +1

    here we have a store that just allows 65 people to be in it during covid-19. the problem is that 65 people don't even fit in there....

  • @focalpoint._
    @focalpoint._ 4 года назад +2

    8:50
    Facepalm in a facepalm.
    Editor apperantly doesn’t know how hinges work.

  • @awesomeoliver8193
    @awesomeoliver8193 3 года назад +1

    I bet that person who said it’s... racist(??) to go to a Chinese restaurant, I would have said “well you’ve been to a Mexican restaurant haven’t you? That’s offensive”

  • @s.o6054
    @s.o6054 4 года назад +2

    Ngl when I saw the thumbnail, I saw no cringe allowed and I was laughing lol

  • @Anbun
    @Anbun 3 года назад

    The gluten-free cookie isn't lying. The cookie comes with free gluten!

  • @socialanxiety9153
    @socialanxiety9153 4 года назад +2

    We did it, boys, crime is no more.

  • @michaelholtz599
    @michaelholtz599 4 года назад +1

    6:15 Well somebody's recently watched Monty python and the quest for the holy grail!

  • @pyro111100
    @pyro111100 3 года назад

    The quote "The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent" comes to mind watching this...

  • @ChrisPFries-kz5vf
    @ChrisPFries-kz5vf 3 года назад

    "Why would the engine be on the back"
    That first line i knew...... It would be *disaster*