You can't argue logic with the conspiracy theorist version of a Jesus van. The thing that's funny is that the person who's so paranoid about computers is encouraging people to spread pictures of their truck on the internet.
Random stupid person: "I'm a vampire because i sweat" Me: A person who literally knows someone who is allergic to sunlight but doesn't claim he's a vampire
Eh. No... just take the L, my dude, if you didn’t mean nothing by that mistake, and yeah, love AC/DC and Freddy Mercury, gotta love their hit classic, “Pour some sugar on me”!
gamers arent holding anything back bruh like actually gamers are way more advanced then multiple world leaders and skids who watch youtube are more of a hold back (im aware youre probably trolling but if youre not then stfu)
@@themagicalonionfairy7455 you explain gamers as some sort of advanced race of the new generations.. gamers are just people who play digital games for entertainment. thats it. Digital entertainment isn't de-evolution.. its just digital entertainment..
13:45 ok, I get what this is saying but 69 went to jail for crimes he committed whilst in a violent gang, and Marin Luther king went for protesting about the treatment of black people in America. It’s not the same. But correct me if I’m wrong.
I think the facepalm was at people saying “why do people praise people who go to prison” for painting all people who go to prison with the same brush. 69 did some bad stuff, Martin Luther King Jr fought for equity, but they both went to prison. Circumstances matter. Maybe I’m playing devil’s advocate, or I’m missing something, and for this I apologize.
when the heart stops beating, you technically die. when the heart gets started back up again (AKA the person saving you manages to get your heart to start beating again) you technically become a zombie, since you have died and came back to life, thus you are undead.
Every time I hear the one about the foreign script math equation I always chuckle it just proves how far in the wrong direction society today has come we're definitely not progressing and if we are we are just backwards you're not getting smarter we're getting dumber and dumber and dumber and if we are getting smarter the other half is getting dumber
I bet that person who thought the shiny Latias was sick or something is suffering right now, grinding in many hours after finding out it was shiny. As a shiny hunter myself, i get very peeved when people intentionally reset or run away from shinies thinking "Why is it a different color?". Makes my heart sink.
I found a Karen saying she can’t breathe I told her my mom has six kids “the truth” and is a nurse that wears a mask for 8 hours “at night” and she said she’s a robot working for the 5g towers I laughed so hard and punched her in the face.
Fun fact! Scott Cawthon is, in fact, a Christian, and mostly worked on Christian children's animations and some small iPhone app games before he made FNaF, and only made FNaF 1 as a last-ditch effort to earn some more money. You learn something new every day! EDIT (7 months later): I forgot to mention that Scott is the guy who animated the Globgloglabgalab movie
The QEW is the Queen Elizabeth Way, a major 8-lane highway running through Ontario, it runs through my home town. And the 308 kmph is equal to 191 mph.
It's also one of the worst highways and usually a parking lot! Lol The stop and go on that highway is maddening! We were going down to Niagara Falls a few years ago, cruising along at a normal speed, when I suddenly realized that the traffic in front of us was at a dead stop! Came about a foot from hitting the car in front of us! And when we got past the slow up, there was absolutely no reason for it! We got off the QEW and took a side road! So the only way he was able to go that fast was because it was the middle of the pandemic...
QEW is the Queen Elizabeth Way. It is the (nick)name of one of the 400 series highways in Ontario. It connects Toronto to the U.S border directly south.
10:40 man I am a brazilian (so expect language errors) and this bs is almost normal. One day I see a australian news channel receiving a brazilian email and in the email the guy was saying that in brazil we say 'eu trabalhei pra caralho" like a way to say "I work hard today" AND THEN THE PEOPLE WAS REPEATING WHAT THE EMAIL SAID(btw what the guy was actually saying is "I worked a shet ton")and from nowhere one of people said "they speak french right?" ( uMmmM yAs BouJOir OUi oUi)and after 5 MINUTES one guy wondered what was he actully saying so yeah thats it
7:15 I bought a PC version of a video game I already owned on console so I could play the multiplayer version with a friend. It didn't work because I had the deluxe version and she had the ultra deluxe version. To be clear, multiplayer was available in both, we were just incompatible due to a slight difference in version that had no effect on multiplayer at all.
That reminds me of a time in 8th grade in which I was sitting in English and we were doing grammar stuff. But Chicago was mentioned in one of the assignments and this girl literally asks if Chicago's a state. That's when I lost hope for certain people.
11:22 well he could’ve not known he was Egyptian. It doesn’t really justify why he said “why is a white guy playing an Egyptian” but he could’ve just not known
Apparently QEW stands for Queen Elizabeth Way, a road in (as you may have guessed from Toronto being mentioned) Canada. 308 kph is equivalent to a whopping 191.4 mph. The normal speed limit, according to Google, is 110 kph, or about 68.4. So that’s like doing almost 200 mph on a road where the speed limit is 70 mph. My head’s spinning....
for the "you will get cut" well i think there is a lot of people that think that if you know how to fight, you could be an anime protagonist and not be cut. But even if you know how to fight, you will probably get cut in some way.
Nope, turns out the sub's real. Apparently it started out as satire but then people started taking it way too seriously so now it's run by people who actually want to ban videogames.
![Eminem - Temporary (feat. Skylar Grey) [Official Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZaK9Wi5ho0o/mqdefault.jpg)
Broke: asking 8 year olds to stop
Woke: Suing them.
Toke: high as fuck
*ASCENDED:* bullying them back
CEO of watching the first 30 seconds b4 commenting
Gotta get money somehow.
JuanTheDude
Yes
6:20
A donut clip coming right after the Kakyoin clip
Oh yeah its all coming together
Oh god..
Yea 😭🍒
OH NO
I don't get it
I don't get it
3:17 ah yes, they put a 200 year old nano chip in your body, even though computers aren’t even close to a hundred years old yet.
And I doubt anyone in the world is over 200
If I remember searching RUclips correctly, a computer was a profession.
You can't argue logic with the conspiracy theorist version of a Jesus van. The thing that's funny is that the person who's so paranoid about computers is encouraging people to spread pictures of their truck on the internet.
6:20
"I see" -Kakyoin
6:23
"1minute, 2 Ingredient INSTANT DONUTS!"
H m m
Oh good grief
NO NO
NO
NO. NO
*HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*
**The hmm intensifies**
*hmm*
I don't understand
Good thing thing that r/banvideogames is mostly satire, although, unfortunately, some of it isn’t.
i saw smth where is said that a windmill from minecraft is a swastika, and it was at that moment i knew it was satire
*i dunno which one is or isnt*
Yea I got banned for being a gamer
I posted a full video of a group of friends (that were gaming youtubers) meeting at the side of a terminally ill buddy.
The rules say say that it's not satire and not a joke
Random stupid person: "I'm a vampire because i sweat"
Me: A person who literally knows someone who is allergic to sunlight but doesn't claim he's a vampire
@Uncle Toast7 i knew someone who was, its like getting a sunburn instinty
@@kearaoshaughnessy1224 so he's allergic to UV radiation
i know someone too...
its me i like the fact i cant go into the sun
your friend is a gigachad
me: **watching this at 1am half-asleep**
-jojo meme comes up-
me: **surprised pikachu face**
I see.
Where
@@everettlee4831 ah yes, my favorite kind of donut
@@enricopucci9007 saaame dude
@@mr.palmtree877 IT GOT HIS EYES!
Damien: ah yes I can’t forget Freddy Mercury, LEaD SiNGeR Of Ac/DC
Me: *trying not to spit out my drink from laughing*
its zach, damien has his own channel
@@Chunky637 they sound similar, sooo close enough?
Eh. No... just take the L, my dude, if you didn’t mean nothing by that mistake, and yeah, love AC/DC and Freddy Mercury, gotta love their hit classic, “Pour some sugar on me”!
This channel is single handedly helping to keep me sane during 2020
K
Emkay
K
Can agree
I feel obligated to apologize
The fact that r/banvideogames is on the video, and more than one time is a Facepalm by itself.
Gamers really are holding us back.
For context, r/banvideogames is satire.
gamers arent holding anything back bruh like actually gamers are way more advanced then multiple world leaders and skids who watch youtube are more of a hold back (im aware youre probably trolling but if youre not then stfu)
@@themagicalonionfairy7455 you explain gamers as some sort of advanced race of the new generations..
gamers are just people who play digital games for entertainment. thats it.
Digital entertainment isn't de-evolution.. its just digital entertainment..
@@saturdaysfortheboys1137 ahh... i love gaming but somehow im not affected by this.
I am inevitable.
7:23 “ How do I hear Bert?” “ Not with your eyes Ernie, not with your eyes.”
7:27 I Am The King Of All Doggo's!
Cute Doggo not with that overused profile picture
No. That doom Slayer in the video was my distant... Cousin...
6:20 my brain really just went:
✨✨✨ *serotonin* ✨✨✨
Me too, yare yare dawa..
MY BEAUTIFUL CHERRY KAKYOIN
I hate JoJo fans so much
6:20 I want to cry everytime I see Kakyoin (he died in the end of JoJo's bizarre Adventure season 2)
Do you mean stardust crusaders?
Part 3 Stardust Crusaders, get with the program
@@minekiddd7624 I know its part 3 but a surprisingly high about of people don't understand what I mean when I say part
@@judythompson479 Yes but I refer to the entire show because I have trouble spelling crusaders.
Y'all do realize that Season 2 is Part 3 right
''I worked at McDonald's for two and a half years and I put 11 nuggets in almost every 10-piece I made''
*not all heroes wear capes*
“there are no accidents” -master oogway
“It’s gonna be 1053 degrees in Phoenix.”
Literally everyone from Phoenix: *It’s kinda chilly out today.*
"to hear you must listen with your ears, and not your eyes."
and if you're deaf?
Listen with your backup ears then
Use the extra ears in the basement
6:22 okay so... you put a mom, then kakyoin, then a doughnut... i think you know what you’re doing
Weather is that you
@@judythompson479 It is :O
That means kakyoin “doughnutted” holly kujo, if you know what I mean *wink wink*
I wonder if they actually watch JoJo, I’ve seen multiple JoJo references on this channel and the guy in the video says nothing about it.
12:17 that’s actually a good question if it was worded right.
13:45 ok, I get what this is saying but 69 went to jail for crimes he committed whilst in a violent gang, and Marin Luther king went for protesting about the treatment of black people in America. It’s not the same. But correct me if I’m wrong.
thanks, finally someone who wrote it. i hope this gets likes
It's not the same at all, and the intellectual dishonesty of the post is teeth-grindingly frustrating.
I think the facepalm was at people saying “why do people praise people who go to prison” for painting all people who go to prison with the same brush. 69 did some bad stuff, Martin Luther King Jr fought for equity, but they both went to prison. Circumstances matter. Maybe I’m playing devil’s advocate, or I’m missing something, and for this I apologize.
“A kid born in 2010 is now 20. Let that sink in”
Well I guess I’m a DEMON because I’m not even close to being 20
1:52 the post is the facepalm, that subreddit is sarcastic
I honestly couldn't tell if they were for real or not
Apollo just go there it is really entertaining, they even have a bit to remind you to to censor the evil words: g*me, g*mer, g*mes and so on
6:20 KAKYOIN
SHINEI, KAKYOIN
N O O N E C A N D E F L E C T T H E E M E R A L D S P L A S H
12:45 well to be fair, that piece of furniture is built with children in mind. I’d think that’s why they had ‘boys’ in the item name?
Could you imagine, though? Freddy Mercury singing Shoot to Thrill?
.. Glorious
At 7:42 I laughed way too much at the Margin Of Error being cited as the source.
"I see." No, Kakyoin. You don't.😹👻
2:57 technically there have been people who have been clinically dead from an accident and revived
when the heart stops beating, you technically die. when the heart gets started back up again (AKA the person saving you manages to get your heart to start beating again) you technically become a zombie, since you have died and came back to life, thus you are undead.
His reaction at 10:40 is the same every brazilian would make.
Every time I hear the one about the foreign script math equation I always chuckle it just proves how far in the wrong direction society today has come we're definitely not progressing and if we are we are just backwards you're not getting smarter we're getting dumber and dumber and dumber and if we are getting smarter the other half is getting dumber
I bet that person who thought the shiny Latias was sick or something is suffering right now, grinding in many hours after finding out it was shiny. As a shiny hunter myself, i get very peeved when people intentionally reset or run away from shinies thinking "Why is it a different color?". Makes my heart sink.
I found a Karen saying she can’t breathe I told her my mom has six kids “the truth” and is a nurse that wears a mask for 8 hours “at night” and she said she’s a robot working for the 5g towers I laughed so hard and punched her in the face.
Good
2:59 fun fact my friend actually died for a minute they were able to bring them Back but they did die so yeah
Seeing a video about donuts right after seeing a picture of Kakyoin just made me wheeze lmao
6:03 it’s Karen again
3:20
“All diseases created with computer”
Might want to check your phone 😂😂😂
11:38 God please vaporize us from this planet
The Kakyoin post is irony. Since it is a joke putting it here is a woosh
Yeah
6:20 a jojo reference in the exact day i finished the third season of jojo.
Nice
Niiicceeeee!
‘Babies should name themselves’ everybodies name would be something like ‘babeabwaba’
5:27
The half of people searching google on google is probably my teachers lol
"add even MORE to your story!"
Me: 😨
Fun fact! Scott Cawthon is, in fact, a Christian, and mostly worked on Christian children's animations and some small iPhone app games before he made FNaF, and only made FNaF 1 as a last-ditch effort to earn some more money. You learn something new every day!
EDIT (7 months later): I forgot to mention that Scott is the guy who animated the Globgloglabgalab movie
The QEW is the Queen Elizabeth Way, a major 8-lane highway running through Ontario, it runs through my home town. And the 308 kmph is equal to 191 mph.
It's also one of the worst highways and usually a parking lot! Lol The stop and go on that highway is maddening! We were going down to Niagara Falls a few years ago, cruising along at a normal speed, when I suddenly realized that the traffic in front of us was at a dead stop! Came about a foot from hitting the car in front of us! And when we got past the slow up, there was absolutely no reason for it! We got off the QEW and took a side road! So the only way he was able to go that fast was because it was the middle of the pandemic...
QEW is the Queen Elizabeth Way. It is the (nick)name of one of the 400 series highways in Ontario. It connects Toronto to the U.S border directly south.
6:20 "i see".No you don't,Kakyoin.
It got his eyes!
@@TheUltima_Werewolf KAkYOin
10:40 man I am a brazilian (so expect language errors) and this bs is almost normal. One day I see a australian news channel receiving a brazilian email and in the email the guy was saying that in brazil we say 'eu trabalhei pra caralho" like a way to say "I work hard today" AND THEN THE PEOPLE WAS REPEATING WHAT THE EMAIL SAID(btw what the guy was actually saying is "I worked a shet ton")and from nowhere one of people said "they speak french right?" ( uMmmM yAs BouJOir OUi oUi)and after 5 MINUTES one guy wondered what was he actully saying so yeah thats it
5:41 try feeling like your skin is on fire after one minute of direct sunlight exposure. FML
"Ohhh..."
-Zack
7:15
I bought a PC version of a video game I already owned on console so I could play the multiplayer version with a friend. It didn't work because I had the deluxe version and she had the ultra deluxe version. To be clear, multiplayer was available in both, we were just incompatible due to a slight difference in version that had no effect on multiplayer at all.
3:44 didn't expect to see my country in a facepalm video
I think my brain cells are deteriorating because I have been watching these all day and now I have a delayed laugh
that Korean moshi one was a game called Midnight Drift Tokyo
on Roblox
6:19 Kakyoin, no you don't
Yep
He sees all, he sees the sins you have committed
1:46
The facepalm here is that this is an ironic subreddit
WAS THAT A JOJOS REFERENCE
Yes.
Yes! It was!
Donut boi shows up before actual donut
@@SuiSlyder808 damn
Yas
THE FACT THAT THE PANNEL WITH FUCKING KAKYOIN MADE IT THERE MAKES ME WANT TO SCREAM OH MY FUCKING GOD.
11:43
everyone else: "ha, vegan friendly sauce for ribs, what a joke in marketing."
me: "HA Texas barbeque sauce made in New Zealand"
My mom yelling at me for eating the chocolate that was provided in the outlet for the 3rd time:
1:31
*Well cultured*
Me: *a video*
Hot girl: *clicks 3 dots and clicks not interested*
3:01 my moms ex boyfriend did he’s alive tho he was dead for like 5 mins
Me after watching the video:
Hi
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 5 stars
Video very bruh
2:42 this is actually frustrating. I feel like this person didn’t think for more then a second before posting it.
That Latias one just infuriates me
0:57 What a steal!!!
6:20 this man... who recognized him instantly?
Me, and I recognize you too stand user that can't stand
That reminds me of a time in 8th grade in which I was sitting in English and we were doing grammar stuff. But Chicago was mentioned in one of the assignments and this girl literally asks if Chicago's a state. That's when I lost hope for certain people.
6:21 no, Kakyoin, you don’t.
If the shiny latios guy killed it or ran away i will die
6:20 to 6:28 Is it a coincidence the donut video after Kakyoin?? I THINK NOT
N O
I only found out about this channel today I'm already love it.
No one:
Not a single soul:
One girl be like:america is in a different planet
9:20 the battery percentage scares me
Seeing CLEETUS on this channel made me proud to be a flamingo fan.
13:00 If that isn't a "murica" moment, I don't know what is
6:22 Emma was referring to the time it takes to cook the donuts. I think the channel is called Emma's Goodies if you want to see.
9:19 the real facepalm is this man's battery level.
3:02 zombie man from opm: *clicks yes*
10:24 Is actually extremely accurate during the summer
11:22 well he could’ve not known he was Egyptian. It doesn’t really justify why he said “why is a white guy playing an Egyptian” but he could’ve just not known
Title: cletus
Flamingo fans: WHO SUMMONED ME?
The best thing about the r/banvideogames subreddit is they're censoring game
6:20 I'm glad Kakyoin got the chad-ish voice he deserves
12:59 Wait until they find about New England
I love you're videos (especially r/face-palm)
I'm laughing so hard every time I watch your videos
Apparently QEW stands for Queen Elizabeth Way, a road in (as you may have guessed from Toronto being mentioned) Canada.
308 kph is equivalent to a whopping 191.4 mph.
The normal speed limit, according to Google, is 110 kph, or about 68.4.
So that’s like doing almost 200 mph on a road where the speed limit is 70 mph. My head’s spinning....
10:24 No, Phoenix is simply bursting into flame before being reborn from the ashes.
as i pokemon fan i chocked on the "is this latias sick or something"
for the "you will get cut" well i think there is a lot of people that think that if you know how to fight, you could be an anime protagonist and not be cut.
But even if you know how to fight, you will probably get cut in some way.
My brain cant process this properly
2:57 "have you ever been in an accident that resulted in your death?"
Me: (smiles while moving mouse in poltergeist)
Holy crap, Scott Cawthon was an animator for Strawinsky and the Mysterious House? And IMDB gives him credit, why though?
6:20, that's the spirit Kakyoin.
the people who post stuff on r/banvideogames are satire,so if you post r/banvideogames comments on r/facepalm you are the true clown
Nope, turns out the sub's real. Apparently it started out as satire but then people started taking it way too seriously so now it's run by people who actually want to ban videogames.
@@taelim6599 since when
Ethan Madore no it isn’t there’s a post calling someone racist because they criticized the ps5 reveal
@@ruction5680 jesus people take a joke
Tragical Lobster the comment is literally not understanding a joke
I literally put "game very bruh" In my notes and have been confused for weeks on where it came from but then I heard it here
As a fnaf fan I can confirm that thing
4:31 Wait, Scott didn't work on that movie, he worked on a different movie that served as one of the inspirations for that movie
Every time I watch an r/facepalm I loose more faith in humanity