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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @meme_market5949
    @meme_market5949 4 года назад +753

    Elmo ends racism by declaring that:
    NO LIVES MATER

    • @MikaelSH1991
      @MikaelSH1991 4 года назад +20

      Has Gordon found you yet

    • @moony2543
      @moony2543 4 года назад +14

      Well, has he? Give this man his answers.

    • @NobinTheAI
      @NobinTheAI 4 года назад +34

      No lives matter all brains splatter

    • @meme_market5949
      @meme_market5949 4 года назад +11

      @@moony2543 never

    • @meme_market5949
      @meme_market5949 4 года назад +11

      @@NobinTheAI I'm totaly gonna use that

  • @teodorogerald
    @teodorogerald 4 года назад +350

    Bruh, can anti-maskers just use face shields 0-o
    *confused Canadian noises while making pineapple pizza to throw at Karen's*

    • @whatdoiputhere7966
      @whatdoiputhere7966 4 года назад +6

      Yes

    • @__________________________89
      @__________________________89 4 года назад +7

      Yes

    • @svartrbrisingr6141
      @svartrbrisingr6141 4 года назад +18

      Hey! Dont waste pizza like that even if it has pineapple it doesnt deserve that punishment

    • @__________________________89
      @__________________________89 4 года назад +3

      @@svartrbrisingr6141 lmao

    • @Dvids21
      @Dvids21 4 года назад +8

      @@I-havent-picked-a-name-yet On their own, face shields can help protect the wearer from a cough or sneeze a short distance away - essentially, it stops droplets landing on your face or being inhaled through your nose or mouth. But studies have found smaller aerosols can travel up and underneath the shield.

  • @sin5657
    @sin5657 4 года назад +410

    People are so smart, ain’t that right.

    • @galacticbat5224
      @galacticbat5224 4 года назад +14

      YeS i DeFiNiTeLy HaVe FaItH iN hUmAnItY

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 4 года назад +2

      I have faith in humanity because i try not to be near the bad people but the good ones

    • @TheGrimbler
      @TheGrimbler 4 года назад

      As a Florida man i have no faith in humanity's intelligence, including myself

    • @breadconsumer9320
      @breadconsumer9320 4 года назад +2

      Fun fact utah the Mormon state in america is currently forcing their students to go to school. I am friends with a school principal and he pretty much told me that Utah is just playing a money game with childrens lives. People that think fnaf is messed up need to meet the ut board of education.

    • @adumbasswhoexists1217
      @adumbasswhoexists1217 4 года назад

      Maybe they do have to reopen schools

  • @primrose6794
    @primrose6794 4 года назад +722

    Oh David, you really shouldn't insult the intelligence of a sack of potatoes.

    • @SpindlyJohnny
      @SpindlyJohnny 4 года назад +30

      Yeah, I'm pretty sure most potatoes are smarter than the people in this video.

    • @riverwhitewoods9336
      @riverwhitewoods9336 4 года назад +14

      stop insulting potato sacks

    • @animusic9365
      @animusic9365 4 года назад +12

      Potato Sacks: 0 IQ
      These shit of a people: -100 IQ
      A sack of potatoes has 0 IQ while they have a negative IQ

    • @omozxz
      @omozxz 4 года назад +8

      Potato flung a potato in my face :(

    • @Saturnz_Rings
      @Saturnz_Rings 4 года назад +4

      @@animusic9365 Lol ikr but for real why wear a mask if your not going to wear it correctly and you use it as a chin portecter i wear masks right but i seen alot of people on my bus not wear it or use it as a CHIN PORTECTER

  • @moonyboye5194
    @moonyboye5194 4 года назад +77

    "American healtcare system is actually the best in the entire world"
    American healthcare: *is not even in the top ten*

    • @unbekannternutzer25
      @unbekannternutzer25 4 года назад +3

      This sentence has the potential to become running gag of the century

    • @moonyboye5194
      @moonyboye5194 4 года назад +1

      @@unbekannternutzer25 thanks i try

    • @antonyduhamel1166
      @antonyduhamel1166 2 года назад

      Their healthcare system should have the motto: "you're HEALTHy, why should I CARE?"

    • @danielchan1668
      @danielchan1668 2 года назад

      Mm

  • @frostnotm5282
    @frostnotm5282 3 года назад +13

    5:47
    Actually, if it's a freshly planted tree, despite light rain, you should severely water the soil to properly wash the roots into the soil and compress the soil so the tree doesn't just topple over

    • @xXMindSoulXx
      @xXMindSoulXx 3 года назад

      I genuinely didn’t know this, thanks for the knowledge :D

  • @recrewn
    @recrewn 4 года назад +1012

    EzPz and EmKay are the best!!!

    • @Zig2
      @Zig2 4 года назад +67

      Alos Fake Jake

    • @johnmattv5731
      @johnmattv5731 4 года назад +66

      @@Zig2 giofilms as well but he's gone :(

    • @TheBert.
      @TheBert. 4 года назад +4

      EmKay more like ehway

    • @recrewn
      @recrewn 4 года назад +19

      @@TheBert. still think that they are good :)

    • @Zig2
      @Zig2 4 года назад +12

      @@johnmattv5731 love gio films

  • @mrjohnjohn1219
    @mrjohnjohn1219 4 года назад +356

    *stairs*
    People who help society: "let's build a ramp for the disabled"
    Social justice warrior: "let's blast healthy people and make them ashamed to have legs"

    • @Another-Distortion
      @Another-Distortion 4 года назад +12

      This is more a Google/Bing meme

    • @KnekoKcat
      @KnekoKcat 4 года назад +6

      @@Another-Distortion Same format, different point.

    • @killpuddle9977
      @killpuddle9977 3 года назад

      Wasn't this a joke on a PewDiePie video

    • @spark3075
      @spark3075 3 года назад

      Karen "useing a ramp is illegal but if i do it's fine"

  • @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985
    @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985 4 года назад +64

    Yeah, those buildings are depressing because they look like the set of an apocalypse movie or a dystopian sci-fi flick. Just put a little color on them.

    • @gapetheapegod7976
      @gapetheapegod7976 4 года назад +9

      Yeah have like a public art contest or something

    • @ayanmukherjee1344
      @ayanmukherjee1344 4 года назад +2

      @@gapetheapegod7976 ngl that'll probably be damn cool

    • @midday-moonlight6867
      @midday-moonlight6867 4 года назад +4

      To be fair they're meant to be able to be built cheap and a lot of paint can get expensive quick.

    • @amanofmanyparts9120
      @amanofmanyparts9120 4 года назад +3

      Fun fact: Tower blocks much like that were first built on the French Riviera. They worked there due to the lack of crowding and virtually guaranteed daily sunshine.

  • @yourconfusionmaster
    @yourconfusionmaster 4 года назад +524

    People:
    “Black lives matter!”
    “No all lives matter!”
    Me, an intellectual:
    *no lives matter*

  • @Merel98
    @Merel98 4 года назад +52

    "military time" is just how we in many countries in Europe tell time.

    • @mbp-tech2818
      @mbp-tech2818 4 года назад +6

      I find it actually easier to use "military time" than the other one

    • @helenaamend4285
      @helenaamend4285 4 года назад +5

      @Thereal Blackwell it's just normal to us to count from 1 - 24. But we also use the numbers from 1 - 12 in the afternoon. It's more of a formal thing to say 16:00 instead of 4:00pm

    • @helenaamend4285
      @helenaamend4285 4 года назад +1

      @Thereal Blackwell I can see that, but it's just the way it's taught over here :D as I said, most of the time the extra digits are dumped here as well :')

    • @Merel98
      @Merel98 4 года назад +2

      @Thereal Blackwell Lol. It's always made me laugh that some people need pm or am to tell if the sun is out or not.

    • @Merel98
      @Merel98 4 года назад +2

      @Thereal Blackwell I'm not saying it's easier. whatever you're used to is usally easier for you. I've only ever known military time, so that is what I am used to

  • @embeboso8329
    @embeboso8329 3 года назад +11

    6:32
    can we take a moment to appreciate David's singing?

  • @colossaljoshy971
    @colossaljoshy971 4 года назад +44

    IT TOOK ME TOO LONG TO NOTICE THAT THE INTRO WAS A JOKE AAAAAAA

  • @aeronoctem103
    @aeronoctem103 4 года назад +28

    Nobody has died from wearing a mask, however, people have actually died from wearing seatbelts. Sometimes seatbelts get jammed and won't let people out, during car crashes. However, proportionally more people die from NOT wearing them than do, as some people still don't wear them. Lots of fun when you go out the window after your car crashes.

    • @riesenbonobo7846
      @riesenbonobo7846 4 года назад +7

      For that design flaw of seatbelt is actually a solution. You can buy gadgets like a small piece of plastic which you can put on your seatbelt, atached to is is a small knife wich if you rip the plastic piece of cuts the seatbelt and frees you. Or just use a knife

    • @aeronoctem103
      @aeronoctem103 4 года назад +2

      @@riesenbonobo7846 true, however most people don't think of it, so they are not properly prepared.

    • @quantumbreach8164
      @quantumbreach8164 4 года назад +1

      Wait, so it's more dangerous to drive than wear a mask?

    • @kahm7212
      @kahm7212 3 года назад +2

      @@quantumbreach8164 obviously

    • @whiteglovewatches9908
      @whiteglovewatches9908 3 года назад +2

      @@quantumbreach8164 well on average 37,000 people die from auto accidents each year in the US alone while 0 people have ever died from wearing a surgical mask so... yes, yes it is much more dangerous to drive than wear a paper mask.

  • @omegastar2508
    @omegastar2508 4 года назад +81

    6:32 petition to make this the new American national anthem

  • @Pivacado
    @Pivacado 4 года назад +4

    Honestly never been more appreciative that I live in Australia. My life is almost entirely back to normal, restaurants and night clubs are open (with some small rules and restrictions like no dancing still) and uni may be online but we are free to go out into the public and hang with friends and enjoy life.

  • @jackib5369
    @jackib5369 4 года назад +39

    those native Americans are flipping off Mount Rushmore because when Mount Rushmore was built on one of their most sacred mountains.

    • @zemorph42
      @zemorph42 4 года назад +4

      At least erosion will get rid of the affront, hopefully before the sun swallows the earth.

    • @axiolot5857
      @axiolot5857 4 года назад +9

      @@marley5116 ah, yes, people with guns vs people with spears, or arrows, at best

    • @Rufusing
      @Rufusing 4 года назад +3

      Marley Wing but it was there land to begin with..

    • @Rufusing
      @Rufusing 4 года назад +2

      Thereal Blackwell idk man they killed thousands of them its just wrong. And if they didn’t invade we would be living in Europe instead of America. which ain’t so bad. And natives would still be in America. Also they were already evolved. They could speak normally.

    • @Rufusing
      @Rufusing 4 года назад +1

      Marley Wing I like how you put quotation marks over discovered. I completely agree with that. But im pretty sure it would be the same just less Spanish people. Irish China Africa Rusha and Cuba I think. Would all be the same. English people would just have accents. Because there all on the same continent .

  • @TheCrateOfLemons
    @TheCrateOfLemons 4 года назад +52

    That person is referencing HIPPA when they say "HIPPO LAWS," which has nothing to do with masks. It's about confidentiality of medical history.

    • @kaitlyn3168
      @kaitlyn3168 3 года назад

      Exactly what i was thinking. Lol

    • @Ferrari255GTO
      @Ferrari255GTO 3 года назад

      I expected this comment to be better valued

    • @emmetzinada
      @emmetzinada 3 года назад

      HIPAA!

  • @name-uh5ee
    @name-uh5ee 4 года назад +36

    8:39
    Well they're not wrong
    She could do a 360 and slap you as she turned

    • @nethascotx24
      @nethascotx24 3 года назад +3

      I know it’s supposed to be 180, but I just imagined the mom spinning like a top and beating every time she passed you.

    • @kyototomokui6676
      @kyototomokui6676 3 года назад +1

      @@nethascotx24 *R/CURSEDCOMMENTS INTENSIFIES*

    • @razorburn645
      @razorburn645 3 года назад

      Mom used spin slap!
      It's super effective!

    • @name-uh5ee
      @name-uh5ee 3 года назад +2

      @@razorburn645 now that's what I call a facepalm

  • @Xnx69420
    @Xnx69420 4 года назад +10

    6:31 is litteraly everyone gonna ignore this magical voice??

  • @RandomPersonOnTheInternet_O.o
    @RandomPersonOnTheInternet_O.o 3 года назад +6

    6:32 .... we gonna talk about how smooth that ending was

  • @alexaanimations1237
    @alexaanimations1237 4 года назад +12

    I like to jokingly believe 25% America is dumb, 50% of America is between dumb and smart, the other 25% is actually people who are good at roasting.

    • @Ace-ql5ct
      @Ace-ql5ct 4 года назад

      @@alexaanimations1237 so grammar is just spelling now?

    • @alexaanimations1237
      @alexaanimations1237 4 года назад

      @@Ace-ql5ct first off. wow Gay Eric 1982 removed the reply, second off grammar is also about spelling. Its the structure of a language. Saying "Stap dis rn" is not proper grammar.

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer 3 года назад

      @@alexaanimations1237 you are very correct

  • @MadIIMike
    @MadIIMike 4 года назад +24

    To be honest... I tought the electric fence was kinda genius.

    • @whiteglovewatches9908
      @whiteglovewatches9908 3 года назад

      Yeah I could have definitely used a cattle prod about a year ago

    • @dawnbelleini8036
      @dawnbelleini8036 3 года назад

      Yeah

    • @jonzay9108
      @jonzay9108 3 года назад

      So bars are gonna look like Jurassic Park??? "And to the left we have the Drunken Dino and to the right we have the Pickup Parasaur." Tat would be a sight to see.

  • @mrlokilover
    @mrlokilover 4 года назад +9

    It doesn't matter if you're black, white, gay, straight, cis, trans, male, female
    you all taste the same with a side of ranch

    • @generalgreivous5950
      @generalgreivous5950 4 года назад +1

      And some fries

    • @calebbrooks8981
      @calebbrooks8981 4 года назад +2

      False some have some fat that gets in between their layers so some taste like McDonald’s so they’re better dang get your cannibalism right

    • @mrlokilover
      @mrlokilover 4 года назад

      @@calebbrooks8981 sorry 😞

    • @calebbrooks8981
      @calebbrooks8981 4 года назад

      @@mrlokilover you probly only have like 9 kids in your basement amateur

    • @mrlokilover
      @mrlokilover 4 года назад

      @@calebbrooks8981 I don’t even have enough room in the basement; I have an underground mansion

  • @finex2126
    @finex2126 3 года назад +5

    Honestly David has proven time and time again that he is pretty.fricking.good at singing

  • @davidgeorge1943
    @davidgeorge1943 4 года назад +4

    18:29 I think we're missing the real problem here: this is a bar, the go-to place to get drunk. Just one stumble, and the whole pub is gonna smell like fried patron.

  • @funnyfish59
    @funnyfish59 4 года назад +18

    Oh, well hello there. How are you? I bet everyone always asks *where* are you, instead of *how.* Hang in there, it’ll get better, trust me.

    • @bold-comedy9232
      @bold-comedy9232 4 года назад +4

      Your the best god damn pirate I have ever seen

    • @salhb737tm2
      @salhb737tm2 4 года назад +3

      FBI also asks me where am I

    • @funnyfish59
      @funnyfish59 4 года назад +3

      Vishant Patel I raise me rum to ye.

    • @bold-comedy9232
      @bold-comedy9232 4 года назад +2

      I am in my zoom class I raise my water bottle to you btw do you pirates have a ps4 and ps4 plus

    • @funnyfish59
      @funnyfish59 4 года назад +4

      We pirates *are* more of Xbox guys, methinks.

  • @hyperfox_0784
    @hyperfox_0784 4 года назад +2

    "Could you imagine the land of Walmart?"
    The entire city of Bentonville, Arkansas: "Am I a joke to you?"

  • @niemanddings9517
    @niemanddings9517 4 года назад +3

    23:02
    Fun fact: In Germany almost every school has a community of former and current parents and stundents with enougth money paying money out of solidarity helping those who can't afford schooltrips and stuff like that. It's honestly kind of sad to see that it seems that, even though Americans have a similar income to germans, they don't do stuff like that...

  • @revampedharpy09
    @revampedharpy09 4 года назад +1

    18:33 that doesnt work when people are sober, let alone when theyre drunk.
    for example, my uncle works in wholesale, they have a specific area designated between the counter and where customers are supposed to stand (aka they are supposed to stand on the OUTSIDE of that area), with signs telling them as much, yet him and other co-workers are constantly having to tell people to get behind the barrier, and occaisionally having to ask someone to leave because they refuse to do so.

  • @buffalo5357
    @buffalo5357 4 года назад +22

    Nobody
    Karen’s on Twitter: MASK ARE KILLING ME OMG I CANT BREATHE
    Doctors that where mask all day: bRuH

  • @amberhermann6437
    @amberhermann6437 3 года назад +2

    "Look it up cant find the storys? That's how good they are at hiding it"
    This gives of the same vibes as " purple tanks are the best at camouflage. I mean think about it have you ever seen a purple tank?"

  • @falsegoddemiurge1770
    @falsegoddemiurge1770 4 года назад +3

    "BRING BACK DAMIEN!" Imagine if protesters in the U.S. said that while walking down the streets of NY.

  • @brickabang
    @brickabang 3 года назад +1

    2:20 surgeons that have worked for 5 years: Maybe I am immortal?

  • @duck508
    @duck508 4 года назад +8

    Ah yes,
    *Coco-19*

  • @ecm84ee
    @ecm84ee 4 года назад +1

    Wrll I was told watering in the rain especially in summer is actually the best time. The ground opens up more and penitentiaries the ground better

    • @Xerlash
      @Xerlash 3 года назад

      That. Also this specific picture takes place minutes after the tree was planted, so it needs additional water.
      (if you'd like more in depth information about this scene, look up "Lukashenka and Berdimuhamedov water tree")

  • @idkwhatthisisforplzhelp3678
    @idkwhatthisisforplzhelp3678 4 года назад +6

    2:35 wth as far as i know carbohydrates are types of sugar and i dont think sugar deprives you of oxygen, instead its what our body needs oxygen for in the first place

    • @tenyaiida4694
      @tenyaiida4694 4 года назад +2

      I thought carbohydrates were things like pasta and potatoes

    • @HorseCritter
      @HorseCritter 4 года назад

      Yes, everybody who eats sugar dies

    • @tenyaiida4694
      @tenyaiida4694 4 года назад +1

      @@HorseCritter and the people who don't

    • @ShesaMagpie
      @ShesaMagpie 3 года назад

      @@tenyaiida4694 well yes but no

  • @yodelaeehoo9686
    @yodelaeehoo9686 4 года назад +1

    Im sorry, im new to this channel but like i was legitimately shook when he started riffing at 6:36. Like bruv that was some top quality shiz!!
    And no one is talking about it.

  • @leawylie9427
    @leawylie9427 4 года назад +3

    That singing was amazing 🤩

  • @wta1518
    @wta1518 4 года назад +3

    6:42 That's why if I need to relocate a large amount of files I always put them into a folder, then move the folder.

  • @HelamanGile
    @HelamanGile 4 года назад +3

    I love the part where you just plants right over the 360 degrees and don't notice the error

  • @sylve0ns
    @sylve0ns 4 года назад +2

    the title: *r/facepalm*
    the intro: *r/TIHI*
    me: *confused screaming*

  • @jellyfish4239
    @jellyfish4239 4 года назад +5

    I love to breath in my carbohydrates.

  • @HollowM0th
    @HollowM0th 3 года назад

    “Oh wait, they can’t, because its-“
    Random ad: OOOO A OO

  • @shyrastacy3127
    @shyrastacy3127 4 года назад +21

    I'm 100% certain pregnancy is contagious.
    Haven't u ever seen 1 get knocked up and all her friends do it too.

    • @AngelEmfrbl
      @AngelEmfrbl 4 года назад +2

      Its to do with female hormones syncing up.

    • @mercymainbtw8132
      @mercymainbtw8132 4 года назад +1

      Thats what our periods do😔my friend got pregnant so im quarantined as to not give it to anyone else.

    • @shyrastacy3127
      @shyrastacy3127 4 года назад +1

      @@mercymainbtw8132 oh thank god. Don't pass that shit on to others in this mess. Pandemic or not, this world is nuts

  • @aidenhenderson5977
    @aidenhenderson5977 4 года назад

    Me:*where's gas mask in store*
    The ww1 veteran:IT'S TIME

  • @gamingwithsam748
    @gamingwithsam748 4 года назад +7

    your immune system builds up t and b memory cells which get stronger and more efficient at producing antibodies during periods of infection.

    • @Another-Distortion
      @Another-Distortion 4 года назад +5

      Yeah, that's the good point of inmune system but if your inmune system gets badly damaged, you're kinda fricked up, because any infection can kill you… but hey if you survive and get your inmune system back up to the 100%, you got a big defense boost

  • @Nothingnew917
    @Nothingnew917 4 года назад +1

    I'm pretty sure the chief of police was like yo want to get baked

  • @MegaSceptile99
    @MegaSceptile99 4 года назад +7

    10:29 why yes, when people turn 18, they become amphibians

  • @nevergonnagiveyouup1180
    @nevergonnagiveyouup1180 3 года назад +2

    1:58
    As a kid with an uncle who is an amazing cop. It’s disheartening and irritating to see people shit on all cops.

  • @rexjolles
    @rexjolles 4 года назад +3

    It's like some dumb tradition with the plants in the rain thing. They have to do it no matter what I think. They probably think it's dumb too

  • @ebonyofthestars
    @ebonyofthestars 4 года назад +1

    6:00 yes, my grandfather had. He died in a car crash, because he refused to wear a seatbelt.
    Please everyone, wear a seatbelt, wear a mask (in the correct way, over mouth and nose) and please stay safe

  • @Vga_1
    @Vga_1 4 года назад +6

    OK the r/TIHI in the intro is a hilarious joke

  • @s_arpino
    @s_arpino 4 года назад

    I’m sorry but your voice when you laugh makes me want to die of cuteness 😤✋

  • @confusedtea7
    @confusedtea7 4 года назад +3

    16:45 "you can order your girls now!" I don't think we're allowed to buy people anymore tho

  • @ThePrinceofkindfulness
    @ThePrinceofkindfulness 4 года назад +1

    2:06 that is mainly an American problem, not saying it doesn’t happen elsewhere but all the police, certainly in Australia, are all held up to the same standards and rules. The only difference between states here is a few minor law differences

  • @xlittlealienx5221
    @xlittlealienx5221 4 года назад +3

    Dame! He's good at singing!

  • @JJ-ml7pq
    @JJ-ml7pq 4 года назад

    The thing with the deaf baby is a but more complicated. See, if the kid wanted to hear or was suffering a loss of quality of life due to lack of hearing, that’d be one thing. However, the parents making this decision sends the signal that they think that being deaf/hard of hearing is intrinsically bad or at least worse than being born “normal,” this indirectly (and probably unintentionally) telling deaf people they’re deficient/undesirable.
    So on the one hand it’s nice that the baby can hear and I’m sure all the parents were thinking about was what they thought was best for their child- but I also understand the people who think it’s anti-deaf as apparently the parents’ image of a fulfilling life for their child necessarily includes avoiding deafness by any means necessary.

  • @SebasTian58323
    @SebasTian58323 4 года назад +14

    I mean technically, a lot of native Americans also came here from somewhere else chasing their migrating food

    • @seapop311
      @seapop311 4 года назад +2

      that was thousands of years ago tho.

    • @SebasTian58323
      @SebasTian58323 4 года назад +1

      @@seapop311 just like how Columbus going to the Americas was hundreds of years ago

    • @SebasTian58323
      @SebasTian58323 4 года назад +2

      @@I-havent-picked-a-name-yet sure, he did some terrible stuff, but a lot of the stuff we know about him comes from a biased point of view, meaning we can't actually blindly trust it. We still have civil relationships with other countries despite the fact that every single one of them has done terrible things in the past. I never celebrated columbus day anyway. Sure, I took a day off from school but that was just cause they didn't schedule school on Columbus day.

    • @dmitrirudder4878
      @dmitrirudder4878 3 года назад

      If I'm not mistaken, the Beringia bridge was opened somewhere towards the tail end of the last great glaciation. Before then, humankind hadn't set foot in the Western hemisphere.
      Still, that would mean reporting them to either Mongolia or Russia, which I think constitutes as cruel and unusual punishment.

  • @furbymations1159
    @furbymations1159 3 года назад +1

    19:46 That reminds me of a comic I saw.
    Kid: Dad you close my closet door so that the monsters won't get me?
    Dad: What makes you think they can't open doors?
    (cuts to the kid laying in bed with his father and his disappointed mother)
    I also heard that it was based on a true story.

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 4 года назад +4

    20:55 Eh, in this case, Canada still has a lot of cases (around 180,000). Plus, in terms of handling COVID, the province of Quebec performed pretty poorly (not as bad as the US, but maybe more like Brazil).

  • @Deckysaurus
    @Deckysaurus 4 года назад

    I love your “🎶America , we all are dumb🎶” song

  • @rwoodw
    @rwoodw 4 года назад +3

    This dude can really sing tho 😳

  • @pumpkinnat0rrr96
    @pumpkinnat0rrr96 3 года назад +1

    Every time I see an post from this subreddit, I feel like my heart combusts

  • @miketowers8700
    @miketowers8700 4 года назад +4

    Imagine giving a ticket to the bus

  • @2wodrqwoa
    @2wodrqwoa 4 года назад

    "Do people even have a problem with seatbelts?"
    When they first got out into cars people refused to wear them because they thought they would strangle you and stuff like that, so people were always stupid.

  • @lamechannelboring4008
    @lamechannelboring4008 4 года назад +4

    This sub reddit make me feel smart but dumb at the same time because there some moment were I'm like oh that smart then I look at the subreddit than I feel stupid.

  • @tjcummings5249
    @tjcummings5249 4 года назад +1

    They meant HIPAA law that is (health insurance portability and accountability act of 1996) it’s the federal law that required the creation of national standards to protect sensitive patient health information from being disclosed without the consent or knowledge of the patient.

  • @cthulhuyou837
    @cthulhuyou837 4 года назад +4

    My grandfather has a truck that has the seatbeats cut off he said way back people hated seatbeats until a law forced people to wear them

  • @RoseTerra5141
    @RoseTerra5141 4 года назад +1

    6:02 actually, my stepsister was in a really bad accident where she was thrown through the windshield of her car as it got crushed. She was seriously injured, but if she had been wearing her seatbelt, she would have died. (Not saying anything against seatbelts)

  • @AstralFrenzyVA
    @AstralFrenzyVA 4 года назад +23

    First
    Edit: to say “first”

  • @cactusssalad
    @cactusssalad 4 года назад

    I literally have Covid right now, like come on people. People on Twitter, love you EzPZ

  • @penguinoats4613
    @penguinoats4613 4 года назад +6

    Am I the only one that thinks that David and Cougar sound similar?

  • @ari_shoot
    @ari_shoot 3 года назад

    “I come from the nation of North Carolina” I threw my hands in the air. Heck yes. NC buddies!!

  • @jarekvanderbruggen3362
    @jarekvanderbruggen3362 4 года назад +3

    I just came back from my grandmother...

  • @duck508
    @duck508 4 года назад

    *how to Yeet myself from a building*
    _How to basic video pops up_
    *the best way to Yeet yourself*
    *_gold_*

  • @Re0Search
    @Re0Search 4 года назад +16

    2:45 Man I am dying becuase of breathing a thing that i eat. Well of course breathing carbohydrates is bad for you but technology is getting better so just wear a got damn mask Karen. Im already dying.

    • @pokemonfan8569
      @pokemonfan8569 4 года назад +1

      I'm pretty sure she meant carbon dioxide, but that's kind of the point of that person not giving a damn about science. Like how she also thought the Hippocratic Oath is a law.

  • @rodrigolyra7312
    @rodrigolyra7312 3 года назад +2

    “Military time” is literally the norm in many countries

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer 3 года назад +1

      It's actually called 24 hour time I'm sure you know that but I wanna put that out there

    • @rodrigolyra7312
      @rodrigolyra7312 3 года назад

      @@Dovah_Slayer yeah, but I said military time because that’s what Americans call it

  • @Krysanya
    @Krysanya 4 года назад +3

    Haha "you're a grown woman lady" pretty sure that's a guy lmao

  • @idot545
    @idot545 4 года назад

    Your laugh is the best and so contagious I love you

  • @alexsanderpalencia2540
    @alexsanderpalencia2540 4 года назад +8

    when you have more likes than veiws

  • @Addieg2008
    @Addieg2008 4 года назад +2

    Okay Dave we see you with the amazing riffs🎵

  • @danngspeed1732
    @danngspeed1732 4 года назад +8

    You know it literally sucks that every funny Channel that I used to watch like this has gotten so political that it sucks now what happened to just plain funny stuff to numb my brain to distract me from crap going on in the world....

  • @davidbravo8073
    @davidbravo8073 4 года назад

    (2:45) i believe she is referring to HIPPA, which is an acronym for something but IDK what.
    basically it ensures that information about patients is kept private.

  • @razawestbrook2091
    @razawestbrook2091 4 года назад +4

    Yk the ppl that always says stupid things. I already know that they dropped our of high school in like 10th grade

  • @zevo9788
    @zevo9788 4 года назад +2

    i think a company needs to make a punching bag with a face of a Karen on it, that thing would be sold out in minutes

    • @moony2543
      @moony2543 4 года назад +1

      Miliseconds you mean

  • @_woble_6441
    @_woble_6441 4 года назад +8

    Sorry for being a smarty pants but being colorblind means that people can’t see certain colors because one of their primary colors is missing therefore they can not see a certain two or three (sometimes) colors.

    • @SpindlyJohnny
      @SpindlyJohnny 4 года назад +2

      Well at least you have some level of intelligence unlike the majority of americans who seem to hate common sense.

    • @SquidsINCIsABadYouTuber
      @SquidsINCIsABadYouTuber 4 года назад

      For some reason so many people think that being color blind means you cant see any color.

    • @LilThreat88
      @LilThreat88 4 года назад

      Yes, you're right about what "color blind" means.
      However in the video, kids were trying to explain what colors looked like, to COMPLETELY blind people.

  • @breakingthephysics
    @breakingthephysics 4 года назад +2

    13:03 don't forget about 70 year old man who survived covid-19 and received $1.1M dollar hospital bill

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 4 года назад +4

    Day 51 of asking EzPz to do r/Wellthatsucks... again, due to double uploads.

  • @23Fists
    @23Fists 4 года назад

    1:55 the cops in my town have had to take 3 reports about the same stolen vehicle because they didn't put it into the system, to include an eye witness testimony. They don't have dash or body cams here, they're very reluctant to let the public film them, even though it is completely legal, and I have personally seen them mishandle evidence time and time again. I hate this town, and no one in power wants to change things at all. Everyone else in this town hardly speaks English, so hardly any of them vote to make a difference, too.

  • @Gray567
    @Gray567 3 года назад +1

    2:52 hippo laws are where in a hospital you can’t give out your information. (I was in a mental hospital for a bit because of my depression and anxiety and the talked about it to us well kinda they told us if we gave out our phone numbers we would be violating hippo laws or was it hippa? I don’t remember)
    And it is hipaa laws not hippo. It is pronounced hippo but it is spelled hipaa ;-; (went to a mental hospital for a while was not in a good place but learned some cool things)

  • @luchalegend2185
    @luchalegend2185 2 года назад

    Its been raining cats and dogs the last few days where i live. It stopped raining a few hours ago but as i walked by a neighbors house about half an hour ago, he was watering his bushes

  • @enclavesoldier9288
    @enclavesoldier9288 3 года назад +1

    This is why shampoo bottles have instructions

  • @benjaminh.morgan3193
    @benjaminh.morgan3193 4 года назад

    You know, as someone who is mildly skeptical of the necessity of masks but wears one when required to without complaining, I appreciated that outro comment. It's easy to take jokes against "anti-maskers" too personally, and that was a nice reminder to be able to laugh at myself.

  • @HelamanGile
    @HelamanGile 4 года назад +1

    Well I'm not going to search it up but from my school I seem to remember that HIPAA laws was disclosing information to public or keeping your information safe something like that anyway

  • @ghostiigoesboo
    @ghostiigoesboo 4 года назад

    That one about the school field trips is so true though! My 5th grade class (Last year) was going to go to mackinaw island for a day and we saved at least 500 dollars, but stupid covid ruined everything and now our school is stuck trying to figure out what to do with all the money we made up over the year.

  • @shfsherfoop399
    @shfsherfoop399 4 года назад +2

    The girl that wondered why grown people use umbrellas is probably a Washingtonian if you’re an adult in Washington you probably don’t use umbrellas

  • @QuikVidGuy
    @QuikVidGuy 2 года назад

    that middle school one isn't even a QYBS, she's just proving the point that it's fucked up to give rich kids expensive opportunities that the kids they sit next to will miss out on, because she doesn't realize that she's working 40/wk at 18 and still needs extra support from cashapp
    She's convinced herself that suffering and struggling is somehow more moral than being comfortable by default and missing that poor kids don't deserve to be humiliated for things beyond their control

  • @stuffrockswithrox1214
    @stuffrockswithrox1214 4 года назад +1

    6:31 yooooo
    Dude. That's actually some great singing.

  • @bradenmancini1722
    @bradenmancini1722 3 года назад +1

    lol the guy talking about the AR was right it doesn’t stand for assault rifle it stands for armalight rifle the first company that made a AR-15