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    Narrator: / @davidthebaker

Комментарии • 1,7 тыс.

  • @zenakulol519
    @zenakulol519 4 года назад +564

    That “oH hElL nOoOoOoOoO!” Was perfect.

  • @sylveonumbreon6090
    @sylveonumbreon6090 3 года назад +139

    11:16
    That's One of the most beautifull "Oh hell nooha" i've ever Heard
    I love it

  • @Berilia
    @Berilia 4 года назад +871

    Part 3 of saying *"H e h a s r e t u r n e d"* whenever David narrates

    • @DavidTheBaker
      @DavidTheBaker 4 года назад +18

      LOL much appreciated💜👍👍👍

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 4 года назад +7

      Has he returned

    • @Star_Scoot
      @Star_Scoot 4 года назад

      Your pfp 🥺

    • @Berilia
      @Berilia 4 года назад

      @@Star_Scoot Yeah! I like to call them frog droplets :)

    • @Star_Scoot
      @Star_Scoot 4 года назад

      @@Berilia so cute!

  • @dio9170
    @dio9170 4 года назад +1765

    Is no one going to comment on how perfect he said: "OH HELL NOOOOHOAAAAAH"

  • @hoot3196
    @hoot3196 4 года назад +543

    10:55 Is no one going to talk about how great his singing is?

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo 4 года назад +681

    I wanna know who will admit they know what Fake Taxi is in that whole freakin' school.

  • @jamesslick4790
    @jamesslick4790 4 года назад +1551

    "Baby Cannon" is a good name for a band.

    • @cheesymelon4752
      @cheesymelon4752 4 года назад +63

      *Infant Launcher*

    • @AerionMersaror
      @AerionMersaror 4 года назад +62

      @@cheesymelon4752 *newborn catapult*

    • @shlawg2
      @shlawg2 4 года назад +61

      @@cheesymelon4752 *Fetus Shooter*

    • @purplepotato69
      @purplepotato69 4 года назад +42

      @@cheesymelon4752 *child trebuchet*

    • @shakir2206
      @shakir2206 4 года назад +25

      *BABY SERPENTINE*

  • @McChimkin123
    @McChimkin123 4 года назад +43

    14:22
    It is an adult joke found in a couple of the pokemon games. So yes, it IS a real thing in the game. (I've encountered this a few times. most recently was yesterday while I was replaying some of them on my old "DS Lite" [Uses both DS cartridges AND Gameboy cartridges which is why I like it so much. If they ever make a 4ds, then this feature needs to be re-added] ).

  • @jerichosis
    @jerichosis 4 года назад +326

    Nobody:
    Danny Devito: I'm the trash man!

  • @angrycrusader1147
    @angrycrusader1147 3 года назад +100

    4:48 are we gonna ignore that these firefighters are t-posing on the cops while simultaneously lighting themselves on fire to fight police?

  • @KRKY-tk1jh
    @KRKY-tk1jh 4 года назад +214

    10:57 who here actually thinks he sounds good with the voice

  • @WXFFLE_Z
    @WXFFLE_Z 4 года назад +9

    1:18 i laugh and run away, as the child is paralyzed in fear therefore screaming with a panic like tone.

  • @balintvarga9553
    @balintvarga9553 4 года назад +101

    11:16 wow just wow how good of a tone

  • @emsgachauniverseo-o6293
    @emsgachauniverseo-o6293 4 года назад +8

    3:17. “I’m pleased to know that I’m seen as an inspirational father figure.”

  • @catching.rainbows
    @catching.rainbows 4 года назад +169

    “Firemen light themselves on fire and attack police”
    Fire aspect ll

  • @suffermore66
    @suffermore66 4 года назад +14

    If this guy said “That’s no good” I’d believe it was Sonic from a few decades ago

  • @hr_3m0_fk_rv5u2
    @hr_3m0_fk_rv5u2 4 года назад +31

    14:36 As much as I would like to tell you otherwise, that line in the game is very real. Pokemon actually sneaks a lot through or at least it used to.

  • @leik7728
    @leik7728 3 года назад +1

    8:37 from burning my eyes to not knowing who’s there in the dark

  • @Kai-hi2ii
    @Kai-hi2ii 4 года назад +281

    6:21 as a japanese person i am not triggered. i am intrigued and hope my mother won't be disappointed in me for making one of these lol
    also, dang david your singing is fabulous
    edit: it has been four weeks and i regret to announce that i haven't done anything with my life and have been procrastinating on creating this culinary disaster
    another edit: it has been three months. i have not done this yet.
    edit three: it has been nine months. i haven't done this yet.

    • @bluedragonfly5145
      @bluedragonfly5145 4 года назад +9

      It looks kinda good

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 4 года назад +8

      Let us know if you actually do make one.

    • @bluedragonfly5145
      @bluedragonfly5145 4 года назад +9

      Please do

    • @GZQ9
      @GZQ9 4 года назад +4

      The thing is it’s all the ingredients in sushi just a different shape so

    • @katsukibakugou9730
      @katsukibakugou9730 4 года назад +4

      yea you just roll it and its a sushi roll, untriggered lol

  • @_formalfootage_
    @_formalfootage_ 3 года назад +1

    I love going through reddit and watching this channel because, even if the jokes are seriously f-ed up, I find them hilarious

  • @firmestshrimp710
    @firmestshrimp710 4 года назад +37

    19:41
    There are infact Twix in that bowl. You can see part of the T and W underneath a three musketeers to the right of center.

  • @Joshs_Games
    @Joshs_Games Год назад +1

    "zuckerbot is overheasting. please check his system" got me dying lol 💀

  • @UwU-ye2hy
    @UwU-ye2hy 4 года назад +428

    But guillotine has %50 chance to miss!

    • @mithalsurya
      @mithalsurya 4 года назад +1

      I’m the first to comment so yay

    • @AerionMersaror
      @AerionMersaror 4 года назад +8

      You always got the good ol machete

    • @goosegaming5821
      @goosegaming5821 4 года назад +3

      @@AerionMersaror nah man just use a cleaver

    • @feathern6106
      @feathern6106 4 года назад +1

      Not if you use the gun guillotine it shoots who ever puts their head in the guillotine

    • @jvpro2076
      @jvpro2076 4 года назад +4

      he ain't using his head anyways

  • @GRIFFIN-TACTICAL7667
    @GRIFFIN-TACTICAL7667 3 года назад +1

    12:12 the squirrel didn't see it coming either

  • @firmestshrimp710
    @firmestshrimp710 4 года назад +24

    15:33
    "His hair looks like the top of the Grinch's tavern."
    I don't know what you meant to say, but TAVERN definitely isn't the word you were looking for.

  • @dedeee-sx1js
    @dedeee-sx1js 4 года назад +1

    That baby stare thing got me!!!
    Their eyes freak the hell out of me and make me cry when they haven't even blinked for seconds.

  • @DaBomb3rd
    @DaBomb3rd 4 года назад +10

    I always thought the “take my power” award was a creepy smiling face.

  • @g0damm1t
    @g0damm1t 3 года назад +8

    Why is his voice so perfect when he sang

  • @lennartstockl5826
    @lennartstockl5826 4 года назад +31

    14:31 That is a real thing.
    I played the game a lot. (My first Pokémon game. )

  • @Toobtied
    @Toobtied 4 года назад +3

    This man has the vocals of an angel. I salute you.

  • @agent_diamond8702
    @agent_diamond8702 4 года назад +86

    Nobody:
    The title: bravo six going dark

  • @4thwallbreakingrengoku813
    @4thwallbreakingrengoku813 4 года назад +2

    “This jumps on your son, what do you do”
    *Dad has left the game*
    *Mom has left the game*

  • @Xavier-vj1yn
    @Xavier-vj1yn 4 года назад +14

    EzPz’s Michael Jackson impression was actually pretty good

    • @dismalruins2629
      @dismalruins2629 3 года назад

      I agree I’m surprised not to many others adressed this it was really good

  • @jenniffersump106
    @jenniffersump106 4 года назад +6

    Petition to get this man a singing career

  • @whitehonda2874
    @whitehonda2874 4 года назад +62

    Trivia: Which president was great for the first few years, but lost his mind at the end of his presidency?
    J.F.K.

  • @finex2126
    @finex2126 3 года назад +1

    9:54 i can do you one better “Julius Caesar gets penetrate by 57 guys at the same time”

  • @squiddiot5477
    @squiddiot5477 4 года назад +44

    “The wayfair conspiracy of human trafficking”
    The WHAT

  • @arroelongan4460
    @arroelongan4460 3 года назад +1

    17:50 a few years ago my mom got into a car accident and lost her thumb, the doctors offered to do that but she didn't want a second surgery and I'm so glad she said no cuz that gross af

  • @spoiled_jackfruit
    @spoiled_jackfruit 4 года назад +34

    This'll definitely be interesting, can't wait.

  • @trueexposure7487
    @trueexposure7487 3 года назад +4

    “Your last saved meme is your reaction”
    My meme: EVERYTHING IN THIS INFITE UNIVERSE IS EITHER A DUCK OR NOT A DUCK

  • @aceofclubs
    @aceofclubs 4 года назад +8

    16:26
    Everyone in this image is on a completely different wavelength

  • @echoeells4550
    @echoeells4550 3 года назад +1

    16:57 that's enough internet for today.

  • @aritrabiswas5526
    @aritrabiswas5526 4 года назад +8

    Dat " Oh hell no" at 11:16 tho...

    • @samuelramirez4985
      @samuelramirez4985 4 года назад

      Excuse me sir do you have a minute to talk about our lord and ascender gordus grondus the eater of skin?

    • @samuelramirez4985
      @samuelramirez4985 4 года назад +1

      @Andrew Davis here in the lunar cult we sacrifice the heretics of this world to gordus grondus the eater of skin if we obey the lords will we will ascend and not deal with the destruction of this world for gordus grondus will send skin crawlers to peel off the skin of the non believers and once they are gone we will be placed on the new world that hopefully will not be a failure like our current one

  • @helga__13
    @helga__13 4 года назад +5

    My grandad said "are you winning"
    He made himself a meme

  • @diophobe4958
    @diophobe4958 4 года назад +17

    If that thing jumps on my back,
    I'll
    Stop
    Drop
    And roll

  • @progerman9605
    @progerman9605 2 года назад +1

    0:54 yeah it’s a lot easier to kill them in ur basement. I usually get like 10 or 20 dead. It’s a lot better you should try it out

  • @akihiromarlon7090
    @akihiromarlon7090 4 года назад +4

    14:33
    Oh. It is, trust me XD
    That's one of the Unova games, but I can't remember if it BW or BW2, but I distinctly remember that quote-
    It's Route 18 I think lol

  • @XimpXapXop
    @XimpXapXop 3 года назад

    “Yabba dabba doo it”
    *Call a ambulance I’m dying of laughter-*

  • @a_good_us3rname535
    @a_good_us3rname535 4 года назад +6

    Hell yeah! Edgy jokes!

  • @funtimewolfy08
    @funtimewolfy08 3 года назад +1

    11:17 nice singing dude

  • @CT-7731
    @CT-7731 4 года назад +5

    I am somethingth
    No. You didn't had a stroke

  • @airacummins5076
    @airacummins5076 11 месяцев назад

    My "last saved meme" is a computer drawing thing of a stick figure holding a brain and saying "my dear child, you appear to have lost this"

  • @snailkat
    @snailkat 4 года назад +19

    5:55 “what are you doing step father”

    • @11037_dr
      @11037_dr 4 года назад +2

      “Hey step-daddy, moms outa town tonight ;)”
      Edit: I’m sorry

    • @__SunFlow__
      @__SunFlow__ 4 года назад +1

      @@11037_dr Hi, Sorry. I'm Dad!
      Wait...

    • @11037_dr
      @11037_dr 4 года назад

      @@__SunFlow__ dad....

    • @fortyye
      @fortyye 4 года назад +1

      oh god

    • @snailkat
      @snailkat 4 года назад

      @Andrew Davis yay UwU

  • @reeeeeee3966
    @reeeeeee3966 4 года назад +1

    That,”oh hell nOoOoOooOOooo” was so damn good

  • @petargalevski5809
    @petargalevski5809 3 года назад +6

    So i was watching the video I was on the part with "Lincoln goes to the theater and takes it from behind" and my dad walked in he heard everything. So we just stared at each other for good 10 seconds and he went out of the room.

  • @ashiebear8796
    @ashiebear8796 4 года назад +2

    0:55 this guy really said “sangwoo”💀

  • @ilikefish370
    @ilikefish370 4 года назад +13

    Video: how long does a stick of deodorant last you?
    Also video: Usually only 3 or 4 bites.
    Me: Remus is that you?

  • @officialbass6518
    @officialbass6518 3 года назад +1

    11:49 "it's not about money. It's about sending a message."

  • @brochill5468
    @brochill5468 4 года назад +7

    3:42 ok ok I’m not really paying attention to the post, but is that Monica from ddlc t-posing on sans?

  • @aunniasun1646
    @aunniasun1646 4 года назад +1

    1:19
    Yea um...He's the bug's child now

  • @af9162
    @af9162 4 года назад +3

    11:18 that run was amazing 🥺💯

  • @chrommakeystone7973
    @chrommakeystone7973 4 года назад +1

    There was this series of horror books that each one happened in each state, and the one in Minnesota is called, "Minnesota mannequins", and it is where there are mannequins who try to turn the main character into a mannequin, I think. I haven't read it in a while.

  • @thimque
    @thimque 4 года назад +7

    How was that “Hell noooo” perfect?? XD

  • @r3myc0
    @r3myc0 3 года назад

    3:16 ha the meme last saved was a cat wrapped up in yarn with the words, “I made a huge mistake” 😂

  • @edwarddeadward2825
    @edwarddeadward2825 4 года назад +4

    20:19 yeah something like that happened in the legend of korra

  • @owenshaw979
    @owenshaw979 3 года назад

    16:14 the soul taste is that of everything you've eaten and every emotion you've ever had perfectly mixed into something so delicious that its beyond words

  • @spooky_lxix9042
    @spooky_lxix9042 4 года назад +18

    Did anyone realize that his profile picture was Rick astley foot
    1:49

  • @babymetalenjoyer
    @babymetalenjoyer 3 года назад

    17:23 a friend of mine had a sports shirt saying "I'm the fake taxi driver"
    lmfao

  • @idontrealllycare7541
    @idontrealllycare7541 4 года назад +4

    I can't be the only one who hears Zuko in his voice. Just me? Ok.

  • @Mouseler
    @Mouseler 3 года назад +1

    Technically baby Yoda is like 50 years old

  • @NicheNobody
    @NicheNobody 4 года назад +10

    15:49
    Then you put an actual grenade in the pillow

  • @crystalpyr0997
    @crystalpyr0997 3 года назад +1

    The craziest thing is, that actually happens, Zaheer does this to the queen of Ba Sing Se, and attempts to do this to korra while she was in the avatar state, and weakened by the poison.(sorry for spoilers if you are planning to watch chapter 3 on netflix or any other way of watching the legend of korra)

  • @marlonlernmark
    @marlonlernmark 4 года назад +7

    6:20 yeah just don’t put it in the oven

  • @sc0pe725
    @sc0pe725 3 года назад +2

    I had a Scottish wood wasp land on my back at a scout meeting. I continued eating my sandwich, while everyone was freaking out and telling me to not move 😂

  • @asankanu4578
    @asankanu4578 4 года назад +8

    20:19 they did that in legend of korra season 3

  • @catwithfries437
    @catwithfries437 4 года назад

    It’s 4 am and your intro went clip clip clop and it scared the living hell out of me cause there is no one else in the house

  • @funnyman5265
    @funnyman5265 4 года назад +5

    Fact: even if you have RUclips on 2X speed you still haven't watched the whole video in its entirety

    • @Gangsterboy2854
      @Gangsterboy2854 4 года назад

      Fact: people after seeing this try to finish the video in its entirety

    • @funnyman5265
      @funnyman5265 4 года назад

      @@Gangsterboy2854 you may have outsmarted me but I outsmarted your outsmarti

  • @xxaidanpheonix5465
    @xxaidanpheonix5465 3 года назад +1

    The intro gave me a heart attack. I watched it over and over to make sure the knocking wasn't real

  • @AerionMersaror
    @AerionMersaror 4 года назад +6

    Free tickets for a nice trip to the man that donates to african charity. The only unoccupied place is his basement.
    *Get in.*

  • @WreckRats
    @WreckRats 2 года назад +1

    cumca-cola? more like cream soda

  • @grzegorzdobrosielski6201
    @grzegorzdobrosielski6201 4 года назад +4

    2:04 they are not vr controlers. They are Ps3 motion controlers for SPORTS Games and stuf

    • @nikarthur9996
      @nikarthur9996 4 года назад

      i’ve seen VR controllers that look exactly like that. They work the same way so no reason to change the design a lot.

  • @ayden6367
    @ayden6367 4 года назад +1

    1:19 “Nice cut g”

  • @pickledoats6031
    @pickledoats6031 4 года назад +4

    Ok

  • @keelo126
    @keelo126 3 года назад

    If that thing was on my back, I'll commit die on the spot.

  • @thayenryan7448
    @thayenryan7448 4 года назад +2

    Not gonna lie, that was some nice notes there when he said “oh heck no”

  • @ttaintedsorrow
    @ttaintedsorrow 3 года назад

    the 'oh hell nah' was perfect

  • @finex2126
    @finex2126 3 года назад

    6:27 as an Italian I can actually say that might somehow unite some people

  • @NordicTrackTSeriesTreadmill
    @NordicTrackTSeriesTreadmill 3 года назад

    When he said "Ooo what a pleasant surprise" at 12:35 there was a Cliff bar add so it was just "Ooo what a *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*

  • @nadeviks3408
    @nadeviks3408 3 года назад +1

    Even my dog laughed at this video

  • @insaniac2021
    @insaniac2021 3 года назад

    THAT VOCAL RUN
    THAT WAS PERFECT

  • @FuzyFries
    @FuzyFries 3 года назад +1

    Kermit is going to kermit vehicular manslaughter

  • @Angela-xe3cw
    @Angela-xe3cw 4 года назад +1

    Its funny how he says frick when it is written as f**k and it censors when it is written as frick 🤣

  • @combineshotgunsoldier7761
    @combineshotgunsoldier7761 4 года назад +1

    4:54 Imagine fighting firefighters who fight you with fire when their job is about fighting said fire. What are you going to do?

  • @mega36darkness92
    @mega36darkness92 3 года назад

    The dark humor here is more darker than
    "the guy who out pizzas the hot" secrets

  • @stephanieallen6485
    @stephanieallen6485 4 года назад

    19:44
    "How can you not have Twix???"
    Me:*stares at the Twix wrapper* I recognize them everywhere.

  • @checkerz314
    @checkerz314 3 года назад

    11:16 was just a chefs kiss like gosh dang how he hit the note so perfectly

  • @Dont_Slander_Xander
    @Dont_Slander_Xander 3 года назад

    12:18
    “I didn’t see it coming” ... lucky for that guy, the cops didn’t either

  • @peasmehasselberg975
    @peasmehasselberg975 4 года назад

    1:19 "You were good, son. Real good. Maybe even the best."

  • @TWO-BIT_BLACKOUT
    @TWO-BIT_BLACKOUT 4 года назад

    I love how he says his own cursed comment after the cursed comment

  • @sarahthomason6196
    @sarahthomason6196 4 года назад

    3:17 lmao the last meme I saved was of a sonic plushie with the caption “DON’T YOU SAY THAT EVER AGAIN, NOW GIVE ME SPAGHETTI”