14:23 Katara can blood bend without a full moon. Because you see her blood bending the guy in the middle of a rainy day in the episode that Zuko helps her get revenge on the man that killed her mother. She ended up not killing him though.
It's fake. There's no way that little toy can set someone on fire a km away. All light bends and at that distance the laser would spread apart so much it would be more like a flashlight.
If the laser gun is real, then it's most likely only used to blind and confuse hostiles/rioters/etc (which is what china has done with some of their lasers; just a few months ago they were trying to blind US fighter pilots in the air). There are no "weapons grade" handheld lasers available anywhere in the world; it would take a lot of power to severely harm a human quickly because of how effective our skin is at diffusing light, which means you'd basically have to lug around a generator to use it, and even then it would have a very short effective range. This video is a good example of what a high powered laser can do right now: ruclips.net/video/W6FbUiiwutQ/видео.html While it's impressive, it's still got a short range, and it's only about 100W (you'd need it to be around 1kW to actually approach deadly levels). The worst that could happen if this hit you continuously, in the same spot, is perhaps a little bit of burned skin, like the steak in the video.
05:16 That one's a close second; it's going around the web for featuring both Jesus-related comments and an upvote count that's literally the opposite of 666.
Me: Autistic with ADHD Vaccines: we promise to help you with that! Doctor: *stabby stabby* Vaccines: now that we're in here, guess we'll die, it helps somehow. Also vaccines: *don't do a thing*
So I don’t have reddit or anything but like somebody needs to post this My friends and I were talking about a high school nerf gun battle, winner got $250 and apparently if you took off all your clothes you could be “immune” you could go anywhere to battle except school grounds and some kid broke into another kids house “immune” and shot them with a nerf gun, and we were talking about My friend: imagine if you were that kid, sleeping and this stripped dude comes into your house with a nerf gun” Me: Santa Claus gone wrong
7:54 (water droplets suicide pact) my friends when one of says we wanna die "YOU DIE I DIE", says all of us at once. Man I love my friends in the end we all go down together.
The Dorito part reminded me about this one time in my 9th grade health class I absolutely hated the teacher so in a health unit I brought a full unopened party sized bag of Doritos in and ate them through the class while maintaining eye contact with him. Funniest part he couldn't do anything because it wasn't against any rules or anything in the school if the class was a period before lunch we could eat, lucky me I had the class before lunch so yeah.
“Your username becomes a real being with a human mind and it spawns in your house, what is the outcome?” Well, currently for me it’s either my oc which my name was based on or Sal Fisher from Sally Face-
16:40 offisial cannon: the light bar is the mouth, the joysticks are the hands, the touch Pad is the... eyes? Wait... WHY DID THEY REMOVE THE LIGHT BAR?!?!
If I have the ash snort knowledge power, i'll snort my uncle's He ain't smart, but he has a TB amount of legal/illegal stuffs and it's encrypted, and I've recently found it hiding in one of his switchblade which was handed to me accordingly to his will It's mixed with weird japanese, latin, and korean I assume, but the one piece is there
3:00 "Hunting and cosuming them for their meat would be kind of gangster."
what
E.g. Deers
@@andyzhang3683 He was talking about vegans.
@@PXmUJzrxwB03EZCGpP9F also works for herbivores, hunting and eating non-meat eating animals
Why are you judging us
@Fonzyboi Doggo do you have a dream
14:23
Katara can blood bend without a full moon.
Because you see her blood bending the guy in the middle of a rainy day in the episode that Zuko helps her get revenge on the man that killed her mother.
She ended up not killing him though.
3:52 - Well... I noted your name buddy, you were on FBI Search list.
@Federal Bureau of Investigation you have to cook it to, eating it raw is bad for your health.
iv seen you ten times
@Federal Bureau of Investigation I mean unless you can unhinge your jaw like a fuckin shark
Yup
_aobut_
lmao, that kid was so high I wonder whether he didn't see the red line or if he could but it looked perfectly straight to him
2:22 So basically China has the most active military personnel in the world and they have lasguns. Are you praying to the Emperor of Mankind yet?
It's fake. There's no way that little toy can set someone on fire a km away. All light bends and at that distance the laser would spread apart so much it would be more like a flashlight.
@@Uraganasviesulas Idk, maybe they measured its effective range in a vacuum chamber? Chinese space marines, anyone?
If the laser gun is real, then it's most likely only used to blind and confuse hostiles/rioters/etc (which is what china has done with some of their lasers; just a few months ago they were trying to blind US fighter pilots in the air).
There are no "weapons grade" handheld lasers available anywhere in the world; it would take a lot of power to severely harm a human quickly because of how effective our skin is at diffusing light, which means you'd basically have to lug around a generator to use it, and even then it would have a very short effective range.
This video is a good example of what a high powered laser can do right now: ruclips.net/video/W6FbUiiwutQ/видео.html
While it's impressive, it's still got a short range, and it's only about 100W (you'd need it to be around 1kW to actually approach deadly levels). The worst that could happen if this hit you continuously, in the same spot, is perhaps a little bit of burned skin, like the steak in the video.
This planet Must be Cleansed for the Greater good.
@@sovietsheep5051 We got a Tau sympathizer here boys, get ‘em.
6:05 When Legolas has had enough of the bullys
What episode is in 10.50
I heard the comment on the Gordon comment and was like so it's like a carnivore hunting down a herbivore sounds pretty normal
sane i can't lie that's just like finally humanity accepts nature for how it is.
mother nature working at its finest
@Matthew LEACH correct.
7:22 fun fact: planets make certain ambient sounds, meaning Uranus would let out an otherworldly moan when they breach the atmosphere
11:24
This dude: *Dies and goes straight to hell*
Lucifer himself: Just wanted to say that i am a huge fan.
... do atheists just fear that they did bad things and try to convince themselves that they will be alright?
7:22 fun fact: planets make certain ambient sounds, meaning Uranus would let out an otherworldly moan when they breach the atmosphere
Your content allways makes a school day better! Even if its cursed comments.
True
DawnSpartan117 but cursed comments best tho
@@bournes9845 I agree
Yup
Especially if cursedcomments
Waste of time for Gordon to prepare a vegan because theres no meat in it
he just makes a soup
@@thomasmoller885 yes
cannibal salad
its the closest thing we will have to grass fed in the case of all the other animals (cows, sheep, wolf, pig ECT) Dying so.
@@darkdrapio cursedcomments
youtube: this video has 4 views 9 comments and 19 likes
me: excuse me but ho- wait youtube is drunk again isn't it
It's because some VPN users don't count as view like Iranians
@@arshiyakouchak8694 really??
@@Yournewothermother yes youtube thinks vpn users are bots some iranian chanels lost half of subs becuz of it
MOM RUclips IS BEATING ME
I would like some of what RUclipss on please
4:09 legit, my husband kind of looks like a cute little frog when he smiles sometimes. He's adorable! 🥰
That image of the green & blue safes has been going around the internet since at least 1991.
Damn even before I was born
05:16 That one's a close second; it's going around the web for featuring both Jesus-related comments and an upvote count that's literally the opposite of 666.
7:22 fun fact: planets make certain ambient sounds, meaning Uranus would let out an otherworldly moan when they breach the atmosphere
@@kubotheinconsideratefool4208 😏
The time stamp is 12:49
EzPz And Emkay: Uploads at the same time
Me: *Oh shoot who do i watch-*
*All of the above*
Edit: typo
Very true
This comment is very crispy
It means its not funny
I was the 69th like
7:22 fun fact: planets make certain ambient sounds, meaning Uranus would let out an otherworldly moan when they breach the atmosphere
13:24 BRO this activated my Google Home Mini TWICE
10:02 so a wood elf with a rapier in my house tank goodness i actually took the time to learn elvish in real life is not I would be ded
7:22 fun fact: planets make certain ambient sounds, meaning Uranus would let out an otherworldly moan when they breach the atmosphere
@@kubotheinconsideratefool4208 Why. Just why.
3:43 ima send him a NOKIA 3301 when i get the opportunitty
1:44 that rabbit pretty much created Zootiopia irl.
Hell yeah bouta starta race war!
I’m autistic and love the vaccine jokes.
ayo me too
Is good, ou know? es good.
Can relate to both
Me: Autistic with ADHD
Vaccines: we promise to help you with that!
Doctor: *stabby stabby*
Vaccines: now that we're in here, guess we'll die, it helps somehow.
Also vaccines: *don't do a thing*
@@axtchaos8719 it injects dead cells in ur blood system so the body can defend against it so when u get the disease the body can kill it
5:13 we just gonna ignore that that dude has a Denki Kaminari Profile pic and his name is "Kami" I wish my friends would do that for me.
Yes same
3:45 Bring him a Nokia, easy 400.
So I don’t have reddit or anything but like somebody needs to post this
My friends and I were talking about a high school nerf gun battle, winner got $250 and apparently if you took off all your clothes you could be “immune” you could go anywhere to battle except school grounds and some kid broke into another kids house “immune” and shot them with a nerf gun, and we were talking about
My friend: imagine if you were that kid, sleeping and this stripped dude comes into your house with a nerf gun”
Me: Santa Claus gone wrong
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
7:54 (water droplets suicide pact) my friends when one of says we wanna die "YOU DIE I DIE", says all of us at once. Man I love my friends in the end we all go down together.
The Dorito part reminded me about this one time in my 9th grade health class I absolutely hated the teacher so in a health unit I brought a full unopened party sized bag of Doritos in and ate them through the class while maintaining eye contact with him. Funniest part he couldn't do anything because it wasn't against any rules or anything in the school if the class was a period before lunch we could eat, lucky me I had the class before lunch so yeah.
devious.
7:26
Cougar...I SWEAR TO GOD. YOU NEED TO STOP!
12:40 If you didn't know, that image is from the video "what can I say except the n word"
Nah, A Russian wedding should be called “Soviet Reunion”
😅
WHA-
7:58 Hey Brother, long time no see you
16:21 that's pumped up kicks for ya
It really shouldn't be a surprise
"Yes because our souls are just captured farts that need to be released"
Me: Guess I've been losing my soul all this time
10:50 and garchomp is just reevaluating his life choices
Nobody:
Palpatine training Darth Maul: 14:01
0:13 My name is David Baker, well it's David Dewar but my mother's maiden name is Baker.
9:49 I raise you the man who shoots franz Ferdinand to start the great war
5:18 Jesus:"HA! Nailed it!"
just like his hands
R/cursedcomments
@@colk5373 "More nails, I'm slipping!"
11:20 the question said "you may not kill or be killed"
The best part about this vid is trying not to laugh so you don't wake the people upstairs
3:03 sounds like some Danganronpa execution crap
7:10 uncle Ben?
(He took himself out of the picture)
9:55 the worst thing is that colgate means 'hang yourself' in spanish
0:31 that hurt for some reason... I mean cmon CREAM PIED? ...
6:25 He was thinking that cheating on his wife and then not caring and immediately remarrying after she died was a perfectly acceptable thing to do.
9:41 I work at Krispy Kreme making doughnuts and yeah, it's pretty sweet to fire rounds into the dough to make the rings.
8:59 what a horrible nose bleed
0:52 that's human goomba
Huumba
Huumba
Tastes the same though
5:04 kami means god in japan. Im a indonesian weeb btw. In indonesia, kami means we
Kami have same girlfriend
Communists are gods
5:39 as soon as I heard "kkk, wait, no" i started rolling on the floor
Me with a piglet
"Awwww, you're so cute (scratches pig's ears). You'll taste so good when you're older."
#cursedcomments
Hahaha dark humor
Probe into Uranus, oh boy, that is not as cursed as what I could imagine
I am amazed at how the link counter in the thumbnail didn't just show 1k
5:59
That's explosive! LITERALLY!
Eating a vegan?? Then you'd have to eat a separate protein filled food, you'd find nothing in a vegan.
Good point
Not if you eat the bones...
4:14: Kids and grownups love it so, the wonderful world of Haribo!
The gta in vr aka Minneapolis is honestly accurate.
10:16 I burst out laughing. There's something wrong with me.
9:20 see I was trying to be nice
10:44 it's not a family tree, it's a family circle.
“Your username becomes a real being with a human mind and it spawns in your house, what is the outcome?”
Well, currently for me it’s either my oc which my name was based on or Sal Fisher from Sally Face-
I get a caveman
16:40 offisial cannon: the light bar is the mouth, the joysticks are the hands, the touch Pad is the... eyes? Wait... WHY DID THEY REMOVE THE LIGHT BAR?!?!
2:48 I am dead 😭😭
The last thing that dog heard before it was sent to space was “please forgive us”
1:28 element: poison damage
Maybe just put poison
9:46 * Angry John Wick reloading intensifies *
he is like the 3rd person who pronounced "Iran" right
btw I live there AMA
Irannari
No I won't
I clapped for this without my hands... my confusing mind clapped with my feet.
Better than clapping with the pokeball.
Is it?
David has blessed us with their presence!
11:53 I guess he feels it in his *BONES*
8:40 he was using Franklin...
3:40
Madlad: I can chop anything
Nokia phones: Finally a worthy opponent, our battles will be legendary
1:10 Yes I would
SAME
Vader can still but his “Lightsaber” up Padme… he just has to remember to bring a shovel
Good I love this dark humour and I can't get enough of it as it the only last thing that makes me laugh
And that’s why nobody has good dreams knowing they will never have a good cursed comment
Rose's are red
Hey Ezpz
Do you think
That Lemons are squeazy?
That first one almost literally kills me of how funny it was
17:38
is it bad that i know exactly what PH video he is talking about
Yes.
@@OrangeZ1987 Yes
No. Give link pls.
(I really hope that wasn't one of the purged videos)
Yes. 😞
Same
I laughed at that KWISPY joke for minutes
18:29 that won’t stop him
Why ? Just why ?
0:54 dude looks like the human form of the M&M creatures from the commercials
About the vegan part: don't lion's do that all the time and most of the meat eating animal's
Don’t you just love it when a piece of your childhood is destroyed
If I have the ash snort knowledge power, i'll snort my uncle's
He ain't smart, but he has a TB amount of legal/illegal stuffs and it's encrypted, and I've recently found it hiding in one of his switchblade which was handed to me accordingly to his will
It's mixed with weird japanese, latin, and korean I assume, but the one piece is there
Gordon ramsay having a vegan cook for him : ...
Also ramsay realizing the meat can't be raw : *large gasp*
13:26 but scoobys forty nine in dog years... ;)
My brain cells
We will now have a moment of silence for the deceased...
That one guy : *CRUNCH* *muffled chewing*
hey David here's a random thing for u to do go up to cougar or the other one and just say E
( edit) : plz inform me on how that went lol
Ah yes, august 6th and 9th. My and my mothers birthdays.
Us:"woo, older!"
Japan:"woo, we know of three suns!"
12:49 nobody else noticed the colors….or is it’s just me….
14:07 "Time to learn some foreign languages!" (Gets out the flame-thrower, starts looking for professors of languages at my local college.)
14:41 I’m currently animating a kiss,,,, repeatedly drawing lips is getting annoying
😬 oof
Results?
I’ve watched 50 of these videos at this point…this is the first with this voice and I was more startled than I would’ve imagined
1:05 I think he is trans, in the movie a bull asked about his sister and he responded that it was him
5:21 best karen ever.
1:00 why i hear boss music?
Fun fact:
I wrote this with a cheese stick
I wrote this with my nose!
I think we can all see where this is going
I’m writing this with mr ding dong
@@jamisoncrawford2265 your pfp matches your comment perfectly,this is amazing
@@jamisoncrawford2265 You are the most blessed being ever
7:20, I laughed so hard I spat out my water💀💀
10:06 of course it's 2020
After the lasergun thing I got an toothpaste ad. Fits for the picture, tho.
1:56 What happens if you downvote?
Then you become one
4:09 cute frogs
I got the bleach bois