Not Giorno it’s more that before bread was sliced with knives, you simply had to tear off pieces. Bread also tended to be like fat baguettes instead of nice square loaves.
i think i MIGHT have a case of central heterochromia (different color around pupil, and pupil only), My eyes are a very bright greenish blue, in the center it looks as if the green has been removed and the blue got deeper, can someone tell me if this is heterochromia or not, i dont know-
Right? Those little jerks are so freaking annoying and I want to get something back other than xp when I kill them. Don't take that out of context I'm talking about minecraft bats
@@MossyBag Yes I would definitely slaughter and skin a bunch of bats sew their rotting flesh into a batman costume (and wear it) while eating my toasted bat burger
Person in reddit: Why would you make me read tha- Add: *AIR-WICK* Edit: Holy heck 100+ likes I’ve never gotten that much thanks guys for liking my bad humor XD
12:45 in the French original of "Little Red Riding Hood" the wolf murderd the grandma and did the forced naughtys with the child. The child escaped by telling the wolf that it had to poop and the wolf got shot by the hunter. The moral of that story is for adults: "Don't force yourself on children or you are going to get shot." Or my preferred version "If you force yourself on to a child commit to it, eat the poop!" Both would have prevented the wolf from getting shot if he listened to it.
From what I received, you were having sex with your kidnapper and the kidnapper's wife/husband came in suddenly so you his in the closet for 5 years and when the kidnapper's wife/husband finally left the room after 5 years you came out? Hell of a story dude!
TWO MONTHS IN AND ONLY 2 PEOPLE GET MY YU-GI-OH REFERENCE?! YOU'D ALL LAUGH YOUR ASSES OFF IF I SAID IT WAS SLIFER THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER LIKE SOME COMEDIC THIEF!
9:41 I tried to think of one but I came up with "The Hound of Music" so I think I made it better instead. I also like "The Music Fan" and "The Music Pan." Oh no, I just thought of a really awful one for Fiddler On the Roof...
Oh my god I was not expecting cougar to be here! Im a huge fan of his Godzilla dub Comics, so when i heard him say “Haha cursed, just like you ya two colored eye freak” in godzillas voice, i had a mini heartattack of excitement
I'm here from EmKay... Hooked, Lined and Reeled in. Hi, welcome to EmKay I'm _____ from Ez Pz Best cross over narration I've heard and here I am. Thank you
My eyes actually heavily change color off of lighting. Their default is Hazel, but they've been called blue, green, brown, black, even red once. Sometimes by people standing right next to each other, and sometimes in direct sunlight. It's something I've had looked into a lot in my life
heyy I was born at Chernobyl too....I miss my human skin tho why must I have kitten fur!!!! sobs uncontrolably while green radiation goop drips down my skirt.
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He always mentions him being a freak with his heterochromia, when I'm here thinking it's absolutely beautiful and fascinating
Same
You know, the phrase “best thing since sliced bread” suggests that there was a time when you had to eat the whole loaf in one go
Not Giorno it’s more that before bread was sliced with knives, you simply had to tear off pieces. Bread also tended to be like fat baguettes instead of nice square loaves.
woosh.
Jaroslava Safrova chill out mate, he's just clearing it up.
true
@@Tonatsi Why are you talking in past tense tho? It's not like this kind of bread is extinct or something
It hurt to hear him calling himself a freak because of his heterochromia...
I know! It’s such a rare sight to see but it’s so beautiful
I think it’s super cool.
i think i MIGHT have a case of central heterochromia (different color around pupil, and pupil only), My eyes are a very bright greenish blue, in the center it looks as if the green has been removed and the blue got deeper, can someone tell me if this is heterochromia or not, i dont know-
@@xxsleepy_lemn_xx9763 my best friend has a green eye and a brown eye, super cool.
@@treesimp6686 pretty sure, yeah
Really bat meat is a good idea, at least then they could do something!!
Right? Those little jerks are so freaking annoying and I want to get something back other than xp when I kill them. Don't take that out of context I'm talking about minecraft bats
You spend forever trying to kill it and you get basically nothing, and they are so goddamn loud and annoying
You can craft batman amor out of the meat
@@MossyBag Yes I would definitely slaughter and skin a bunch of bats sew their rotting flesh into a batman costume (and wear it) while eating my toasted bat burger
A bat's meat ...... Hmm sounds very small tho ngl
Being a chimera doesn't make u a freak, it makes u a hybrid. And that is freaking awesome!!
Ok Cougar keeps saying him having 2 different coloured eyes is cursed but I think heterochromia is really cool! I wish I had it lol
I have it actually, when i was a baby i had a brown and a light blue eye, but the blue one faded into hazel so theyre still just a tiny bit different
My friend has it! It looks amazing.
Cool
@@larcberger1559 does it affect your vision or anything?
Is it still heterochromia if one of your eyes is only have a different color?
4:34
Whenever they snap a Kit Kat in an ad,it sounds amazing
Whenever they snap in infinity war, nothing is heard.
Did he say fnaf as “nff”...
Nights Five Freddys confirmed?
Confirmed
I call it fnaf
Night with Five Freddies.
Night Five Freddy's is my favriot game
knife fights at freddys
I like voice
I don’t
I like turtles
Gayhyyyyyy
"Wouldn't you like to know, WETHERBOI!" ahhahha
"Where are your parents?"
@@shyhunterg yeah
Me being stressed: hey let’s watch this
Me after: why did I do this.
Ohh you're talking about two girls on cup right?
I always tought that the professor in powerpuffs girls was the samurai guy
Person in reddit: Why would you make me read tha-
Add: *AIR-WICK*
Edit: Holy heck 100+ likes I’ve never gotten that much thanks guys for liking my bad humor XD
As soon as i read this i got the same ad lol
Dude i was haunted by that i was just playing terraria and i sudden heard air wick is was so fucking scared btw i was not watching a video
DiegoF304
LMAO
Me too, man
K V
Uhm- Jeez Sorry I was tryna thank them cause I was surprised???
0:34 This actually doesn't sound that bad. Singing in a choir is kinda fun, and it sounds like you get eternal youth too.
"Where's the towercraft?" I'm reading some dark dark jokes
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4:42 did......did he just say nff
Ye
Technically though the wolf in red riding hood was a reverse furry
it’s evolving, but backwards
A Skinny Or Fur-less
I want to hear the rest of your TED talk.
Continue.
Y god y
EzPz: Magneto's puppet,
me, a man of culture: Ma'Gnet
12:45 in the French original of "Little Red Riding Hood" the wolf murderd the grandma and did the forced naughtys with the child. The child escaped by telling the wolf that it had to poop and the wolf got shot by the hunter.
The moral of that story is for adults:
"Don't force yourself on children or you are going to get shot."
Or my preferred version
"If you force yourself on to a child commit to it, eat the poop!"
Both would have prevented the wolf from getting shot if he listened to it.
A-are people afraid of me..,
👁〰️👁its probably better that way
UwU hi again
No ther not UwU
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UwU henlo
I've got two different eyes as well, and I'm glad to know someone else has them too
9:02 I spent an hour laughing at this post
The best trigger is the one that puts you to sleep forever.
8:35 unscrew them, cover the holes so light doesnt go through, and listen to them scream and swear their apartment is haunted.
1:57 my head forgets what a bullet feels like
My whole town forgot how life feels like
The whole world forget what healthy feels like.
I forgot what feeling is
Yes I know it's edgy, but it's true
I want to see the guy with the face full of metal go through an MRI.
I want to see the guy with the face full of metal go through a blast furnace
@@saikishanrepalle3793 and I want to see him in alive in his funeral
Let me one up "The Lion Kink" with "Diddler On The Roof"
I am so glad that Dobby and Dabi are spelt differently, still I am traumatised
9:58 I was eating/drinking too when that "came" up!!!
That thing about setting homeless man on Fire is in paladins too as Zhin’s “joke”
sorry uh I h o p e this gets buried in the comments but cougar sounds hot,, I love him
Congrats i used the newest comments first haha
Faux Fur hi
Let's get this comment to the top 😂
spam to boost this comment. ill start:
It's also a p*rn genre
Fun Fact: We know nobody has watched half the video yet, stop commenting that and create some comment of value.
Yes. Thank you Matt From Wii Sports In Your Recommended
I do
@@Berilia he is better at me even at writing youtube comments and making sense!!!!
.
@@Berilia I thought your profile picture was cucumbers/watermelons, then I thought it was a chameleon's eyes.
I now realize it is two frogs.
Thumbnail. Me: (loads all those piercings into a shotgun shell)
Guy: no don’t do it
5:23 i was just on that post yesterday and saw that exact comment!🤯
8:05 Imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you've ever had sex with
Me: *Welcome to the zoo.*
This vid is busy helping me get through a all nighter, it is 1 am
Lightweight
All nighters are easy cause I have a fucked up sleep scheldule, I'm assuming its 2am now?
It was then my mom forced me to sleep
same, except it’s 4:40 am
A strong neodymium magnet will pull his head off
2:07 an ad cut in perfect timing
Bruh got the whole KitKat jingle wrong. It's actually: "Break me off a piece of that KitKat Bar!"
Today is the day I come out of the closet..
FINNALY AFTER 5 YEARS I FINNALY GOT OUT OF MY KIDNAPPER'S CLOSET!!!
LOLL
Make sure to lock it behind you.
@@c0nfusedc0rvid o dont worry I will! Oh kidnapper... your turn in the closet......
From what I received, you were having sex with your kidnapper and the kidnapper's wife/husband came in suddenly so you his in the closet for 5 years and when the kidnapper's wife/husband finally left the room after 5 years you came out? Hell of a story dude!
You sir either never bring up your fantasy again or jump of the ps2 bulding
grandma approved
thank you grandma
"Get back in your hole, Gramma!"
@@thelunchlady8276 oh shit
My grade 3 teacher was named Ms. Richards... should I be worried?
I think it’s really cool when people have to different colored eyes so they are not cursed
They're twins
Mr. Metal Face looks like he has Slifer the Sky Dragon in his deck.
TWO MONTHS IN AND ONLY 2 PEOPLE GET MY YU-GI-OH REFERENCE?! YOU'D ALL LAUGH YOUR ASSES OFF IF I SAID IT WAS SLIFER THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER LIKE SOME COMEDIC THIEF!
This is the guy who dubs those godzilla comics-
*O h*
> “want to see me skin a furby?”
> “I thought you said furry. I got exited for a second”
Me: 😳......*flattens ears*, *scared whine*
1:58 I forgot what having a dad feels like
I have a dad just a joke btw
He isn't saying freak he is saying frick
4:30 Where's the ghostcraft?
Ps:I'm talking about Malaysia flight 370
9:41 I tried to think of one but I came up with "The Hound of Music" so I think I made it better instead.
I also like "The Music Fan" and "The Music Pan."
Oh no, I just thought of a really awful one for Fiddler On the Roof...
I just finished angels of death and I’m sad
Oh sure. When my little brother shoots me in Call of Duty, it's a game. But when I do it back, it's first degree murder?
not first
but not last
i hope you all have a great day :D
Honest. I like it.
6:40 *so is a cucumber*
Mnahmgert
@Sad cat ball r/ihadastroke
A fine addition to my collection
Oh my god I was not expecting cougar to be here! Im a huge fan of his Godzilla dub Comics, so when i heard him say “Haha cursed, just like you ya two colored eye freak” in godzillas voice, i had a mini heartattack of excitement
I also heard Ni and Ichis voice a few times as well
I choked twice back to back after choking on my food
I can now dispense food and water from my nose
8:20 was not expecting the lord of the flashlight to be on this yt vid
0:52 they just bind the puppies with a few bungie chords and hammer toss that shit like it's the Olympics
I'm here from EmKay...
Hooked, Lined and Reeled in.
Hi, welcome to EmKay I'm _____ from Ez Pz
Best cross over narration I've heard and here I am.
Thank you
the last thing-
the last thing he said before the outro-
W H A T
Me:Wait I’ve been dead? Other person :always have been Me:haha you can’t shot me I’m dead
How do you greet him
Me:
WITH A TESLA COIL
When you greet the dude of the thumbnail just say “sup metal face”
6:03 I need that ketchup.
Same
How to fall down the stairs
Step 1:
Step 2:
Step 4:
Step 7:
Step 13:
4:39 I'm so proud of you best friend!
(This is genuinely my friend)
My eyes actually heavily change color off of lighting. Their default is Hazel, but they've been called blue, green, brown, black, even red once. Sometimes by people standing right next to each other, and sometimes in direct sunlight. It's something I've had looked into a lot in my life
4:53
Me: sitting with my back against the wall
Me after hearing that: yo dude you alright-?
I'm not the only one afraid of moths?! Then why do I always get teased like it's so unnatural?
Do I HAVE to be a good person? I'd rather just sleep and then continue to plot my world domination
You know it’s kinda funny when I watch these because I always think about some of these for weeks
"Magneto's puppet"
me: *X-men flashbacks*
Also 0:48 I WAS THINKING THAT THO-
You knew that 'be good people' wasn't going to work out
Bruh, face piercing dude is like how Nagato controls “pain” from Naruto
The last post he commented got me ot laughing so hard. That I can't breathe.
I was drinking water and spat it out when the lion kink showed up
Honestly that had to be the iceberg that hit the titanic
“I’m flying jack”
(Starts choking)
My ass forgot what a water pump feels like
heyy I was born at Chernobyl too....I miss my human skin tho why must I have kitten fur!!!! sobs uncontrolably while green radiation goop drips down my skirt.
Looks like Mrs.Richards wasn’t getting payed enough
8:22 holy shit I thought I would never see the day were two of my favorite things combine cursed comments and noob3
0:57 of course it's filthy Frank!
9:43 The Lion Kink Hahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhhahahahahahahhahhahahahhahahahhahhh
6:00 you greet him with a electricity
5:56 wow he looks ATTRACTIVE
What happens when dora the explorer dies?
Boots eats her meat and she is added to the sponges bob intro
6:00 pitch fork and "begone ye satan!"
13:18 laughs in animal crossing
But if the wolf in Red Riding Hood dressed as a human...
*Wouldn’t it be a reverse furry?
I think I will greet him with a stage 5 magnet, the strongest magnet level.
I think that having 2 different colored eyes are adorable, cute, and rlly rlly cool. I want 2 different eyes. ^^
Jesus! That guy in the thumbnail can open a storm with that many piercings!
2:58
Cannibalism is legal so he can't be arrested for that but he can be arrested for killing his ex.
Put that man on the refrigerator
4:50 freaked me out and I kept looking behind me and I'm in my room alone
At 5:59 i would greet him like this:
"Who the fuck are you?
No,no what are you?"
I greet him with a magnet