*Penguin Fun Fact:* After mating, the female emperor or king penguin will lay a single egg. All other species of penguins lay two eggs. The two parents will take turns holding the eggs between their legs for warmth in a nest. The one exception is the emperor penguin.
It’s not even about who to save first. The baby on board sign also helps us first responders to choose different vehicle extrication tools and techniques. If it’s an adult we can tell them to close their eyes and cover their face (for example when breaking glass or using a an angle grinder) you can’t really do that with a baby. So you might have to open up a door further away from the baby then climb in and get them.
Mr beast: hi guys today I just bought a hospital Me: oh no Mr beast: I have this big red button Me: oh no EzPz: oh yes presses the button The news: looks like a hospital at 123 lake road exploded
When it comes to Goofy and Pluto, it's about the difference between animals and "Funny Animals" Goofy being a Funny Animal which is essentially like a sentient anthropomorphic animal capable of complex thought (like a person) while Pluto is simply a normal dog that functions just like any dog would. Here's the wiki on Funny Animals en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funny_animal
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*Penguin Fun Fact:* After mating, the female emperor or king penguin will lay a single egg. All other species of penguins lay two eggs. The two parents will take turns holding the eggs between their legs for warmth in a nest. The one exception is the emperor penguin.
Oh hey.
Ok?
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Day 182 of asking EzPz to do r/Wellthatsucks
Day 67 of asking for narrator-sorted playlists (ex: playlist with just videos narrated by Cougar)
Yes please!
Notice @EzPz
Big brain
Yes I vote yes to both
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Damnnn day 182 dont give up my dude
“twinkel twinkel litte star we can do it in a car” just wait someone is gonna pull a ted bundy
Human I am very concerned now please stop
@@Nu.ll. bold of you to assume that i’m human
@@devriri ah I see then my apologies
Row row row your boat,
Come and sleep with me!
Merrily merrily merrily merrily
I’m about to cream!
Happy feet to a whole nother level
Scrambled feet
Omelette feet
Choppy feet
Boiled feet
Fried feet
Fun fact: your bottom molars are shaped like very uncomfortable couches
They are very comfortable wdym
@@Baddino45 yeah your bottom molars are soooo comfortable I’ve been here for 5 years now it’s so fun down here please don’t take me out :)
@@theuntypedeevee915 Y e s
@@Baddino45 please don’t take me out :)
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These comments are almost as cursed as r/TIHI
Yes they are
Teehee
@@mrantler2310 thought I was the only one who thought that lol
r/Makemesuffer : AMATEURS
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13:20 best corpse impression ever cant even hear it on 1 volume wow 10/10
You can’t hear most things on 1 volume
@@jgray1831 but i have earphones on
@@jdenopadoesstuff4639 understandable, have a great day 👍🏼
When your early and you dont know what to comment so you steal a comment form another video with comments form early peopl.
4:03 can confirm we don't have souls
0:01 imagine dropping a nokia phone on the ground lmao
That's how earthquakes begin
9:03 as a pansexual that’s not how we do it. (Hush my fellow pans we can’t let them know👀)
I agree
You made me laugh human, thank you
(yeees, we mustn't let them discover our plans >:) )
@@lesbianz4gerardway yesss >:)
What would happen if they find out
we would erase there minds duh
13:21 corps has entered the chat
7:45 ...this is so funny, because I literally made a meme about this yesterday!
10:06
pluto is a dog, goofy is a cow.
I figured out goofy was a cow yesterday.
15:00 This kid looks a lot like I did a few years back, even got my height right
Goofys on and off girlfriend is tachnically merryed to a horse.
I'm not joking, it's a real thing.
6:17 bruh this dude looks like a SFW version of SCP-096
0:53 where are you gripping me exactly?
Do more cursed comments I need oxygen cuz I laugh so hard
You didn't even finish the video yet
Yep
7:39 were bouta get a nuke
WW3 joke in case nobody knew
4:45 don't worry they haven't stopped dying.
Approved by a turtle
FINALLY, a comment that doesn’t say “first”
Thank you, turtle.
Noice
Approved by me
Thank you much Turtle!
I was on edge of the seat, sweating.
I wasn't sure if the video I was watching was approved by the only opinion that matters.
11:26 that’s Wally dude
8:22 i’m screaming out adrenaline aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!
Cats: meow
Dogs: woof
9-year-olds: *FIRST FIRST*
No
@@mrantler2310 yes
@@thejinxer2 no.
Only 8 year olds and under
@@ipplays8617 something tells me you're nine-
@@your-momm prolly lmao
0:00 Someone had too much to drink while designing this
11:24 WelL actuALly ThaT'S waLlY
DREAM AND TECHNO MADE IT ON EZPZ!?
MY BRAIN IS DYINGGGG
SCHLATT TOO!?
0:30 Shouldn’t it rain skin flakes?
14:50 2. The human half only has the head, arms, and torso.
Twinkle twinkle little star, don't you move i'll get the Scar...
The cow jumped over the moon and dont move I'll get the nuke
@@Toxic_trap11 *yes*
It's all fun and games until the glass door starts creaking.
13:20 I like this is is where he chooses to show the world his best corpse impression
Goofy was originally going to be named Dippin Dog, which means he is a dog
5:40 hey, so uh.. if anyone's curious, I did the math, that would mean each of these bars is worth ~ 300k
7:50 pog
"Excelsior! In heaven... Or hell, depending on what you believed in"
BRO guess I'm going to hell for being jewish smh
I'm effing dying 🤣🤣🤣 8:18
0:10 imagine slipping...
It’s not even about who to save first. The baby on board sign also helps us first responders to choose different vehicle extrication tools and techniques. If it’s an adult we can tell them to close their eyes and cover their face (for example when breaking glass or using a an angle grinder) you can’t really do that with a baby. So you might have to open up a door further away from the baby then climb in and get them.
0:30 Time to go to this dimension and scare everyone
13:44 Interspecies Reviewers, if you don't know what that is and is under the age of 12, don't look it up, you'll be scared
Cougar kinda sound like a younger version of Carl from Aqua teen hunger force
Damn I'm officially 1% nacho
Im officially 1% human
2:03
One tooth gone ah ah ah
Two teeth gone ah ah ah
Three teeth gone ah ah ah
He lost three teeth from my punch!
Thanks for counting with the count!
Happy feet three: Doomsday
You use socks for the poop?
Oh no, so that's why women don't lend me their mouths. I thought they would've loved the extra nutrition.
Jasper: Dark Jasper whyd you screw my pillow?
Dark Jasper: Because you screwed your sister's
11:26 Hate to break it to you man but that’s Wally
4:30 - Nah, just to know that there is a baby in the first place. So they look for it.
14:19 same😭
14:55
according to AVPS, if it had to be in just one place, it'd be in 1
12:20 he's been to some places the guy who posted that
Nah. Those penguin eggs lack the ancient forbidden white powder that makes egg whites white.
13:21 that is sick!
True pain is actually watching several of the content creators whos tweets end up here.
Did people start saying "sauce?" After someone misspelled "source?"
8:00
This is… very in character for Technoblade. At least the Dream SMP Technoblade.
I'm so early I don't have anything in mind to say, so....
Me: *looks at thumb nail*
Also me: "roasted"
Man really called Yao Ming "Yo Ming"
the last one made me loose my shit
lmao
Mr beast: hi guys today I just bought a hospital
Me: oh no
Mr beast: I have this big red button
Me: oh no
EzPz: oh yes presses the button
The news: looks like a hospital at 123 lake road exploded
Btw I did half of this 3 hrs ago
WELCOME BACK COUGAR
Cougar is my favorite narrator
When it comes to Goofy and Pluto, it's about the difference between animals and "Funny Animals" Goofy being a Funny Animal which is essentially like a sentient anthropomorphic animal capable of complex thought (like a person) while Pluto is simply a normal dog that functions just like any dog would. Here's the wiki on Funny Animals en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funny_animal
And yes, Goofy is a dog, not a cow
Bro is it just me or is Cougar working overtime?
5:20
To fix, just remove the second s!
ngl you could probably make a hole Reality show with all the voices from Emkay and EZPZ
truuuuue
Dragons are just giant donkeys with wings and fire breathe
Why is this funny
Love this channel
0:51 he sounds like a temmie
they called it the Great War and once there was a second, then it became WW1.
2:38 They're not wrong
Third times the charm...
Germany lost twice...
Are ya ready kids?
10:31 pikachu headcrab
5:33
There is no way in hell that's only 1.6 billion.
This guy's got an agenda, damn
Santa: "Ho ho ohhooohoh"
oh no ITS CURSED COMMENTS.
Even worse: make the toilet clear
2:40 We're much more likely to get Civil War II than WWIII Right now
9:05 WHAT WHO TOLD
30 seconds in and this is already great
2:27 if you want to know the real answer, they called it The Great War back then.
commentary on privilege is my favorite porn category
Anyone else wondering what penguin eggs would taste like?
2:28 it was actually called the great war
Hey man remember the emkay video?
*Potato*
Watermelon
Apple
Apple
Did you know that flesh tasted like pork anyways I’m hungry
Dang. Normally I'm not grossed out, but somehow, those poop sounds and stuff made me feel sick.
7:31 It's called Putin, not communism.
6:01 You just lost your boyfriend
Goofy the cow is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard
Fun fact: goofy's original name was dippy dog then they decided to goofy
4:47 well i was gonna say i miss the plague....
Barney is my life
GOOFY IS NOT A COW!!! His original name was Dippy Dawg which literally tells you right there he's a dog!
Guess I need to look at minecraft RUclipsr tweets more often lol
Love the vids