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  • Опубликовано: 8 окт 2024
  • The best posts from the top of r/CursedComments on Reddit
    Narrator: / @davidthebaker

Комментарии • 626

  • @rojax_thevoicetm2385
    @rojax_thevoicetm2385 4 года назад +1022

    That "oh hell no" was surprisingly beautiful

  • @eveer4876
    @eveer4876 4 года назад +282

    Narrator: Oh heeellll naaawww~
    Me: *eyes teary* beautiful

  • @rimorimo2005
    @rimorimo2005 4 года назад +239

    I love how all of ezpz's videos are all the same but with different narrators.

  • @TerraTuso
    @TerraTuso 4 года назад +179

    *chugging bleach and mayonnaise*
    *"EXISTANCE IS PAIN"*

  • @omarnasrahmed1403
    @omarnasrahmed1403 4 года назад +618

    No one gonna talk about how good was the noooo at 3:40

  • @brainless6532
    @brainless6532 4 года назад +412

    Nah these ain’t cursed, *to the **_-slightly-_** weird people at least*
    *_Let’s call these _**_-blursed-_**_ instead for them_*

  • @ovenwater4699
    @ovenwater4699 4 года назад +119

    Last time I was this early corona was still a beer

  • @wyntryx7977
    @wyntryx7977 4 года назад +37

    "1. Run into a fire to save a child from a burning building.
    2. Eat your extra crispy outer skin."
    i mean, you can also eat the chicken skin

    • @Vulcannyx
      @Vulcannyx 3 года назад +3

      From the child or yourself?

    • @Yreev
      @Yreev 3 года назад

      @@Vulcannyx both literal and psychologically or innards of the chicken skin which we call the human skin?

    • @nono-tn2dh
      @nono-tn2dh 3 года назад

      @@Vulcannyx lol whyyy

  • @envy.4l802
    @envy.4l802 4 года назад +60

    Why am I so jealous of this mans singing

  • @Lig456
    @Lig456 4 года назад +23

    3:40 wow damn I wasn't ready fur such a good voice 😳

  • @god5926
    @god5926 4 года назад +443

    Is NO ONE going to talk about how his voice sounds like an angel?

  • @eindridehavaas2407
    @eindridehavaas2407 4 года назад +546

    OKAY IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT HIS VOICE? HIS SINGING? I'M GAY

  • @elitefailure7597
    @elitefailure7597 4 года назад +70

    "I do not recognize the bodies in the lake" gotta love scp references

    • @mr.j8361
      @mr.j8361 4 года назад +1

      I still don't understand this one

    • @AliCatDarling
      @AliCatDarling 4 года назад +11

      @@mr.j8361 scp-2316 www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2316
      tl;dr it's a lake with a bunch of bodies. The bodies will look like people you know and compel you to go into the lake. Repeating the phrase "I do not recognize the bodies in the lake" is to combat it.

    • @mr.j8361
      @mr.j8361 4 года назад +1

      Thanks man

    • @sbug2242
      @sbug2242 4 года назад +1

      Ah, I see you are a person of culture as well.

    • @andresmohamed2023
      @andresmohamed2023 3 года назад

      @@AliCatDarling I don't want to sound like a smartass but I think that you can't avoid the effect, the phrase is just repeated to make sure you're not under the scp's effects

  • @uryakstalajwqm9219
    @uryakstalajwqm9219 4 года назад +10

    3:42 That was absolutely beautiful. beautiful as hell. I nearly saw God when I heard your voice.

    • @B58-Minecraft
      @B58-Minecraft 3 года назад +1

      You nearly died?!

    • @WorlWyrm
      @WorlWyrm 3 года назад

      @@B58-Minecraft He technically got a mini heart attack mate,give him some slack

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 4 года назад +48

    I don't even have any urinals in my forest

  • @splash1934
    @splash1934 3 года назад +3

    ,,what's the worst thing to say to the person next to you in a urinal?"
    *c a n I p e t i t ?*

  • @Kiss_My_Aspergers
    @Kiss_My_Aspergers 4 года назад +269

    "THERE'S A HUNDRED AND FOUR DAYS OF SELF-ISOLATION..."
    Nevermind, I love you now.

    • @teacat
      @teacat 4 года назад +3

      THERE'S A HUNDRED AND FOUR DAYS FOR MY INSANITY TO DESTROY MY MIND!

    • @carbondioxide6701
      @carbondioxide6701 4 года назад +11

      THERE'S A HUNDRED AND FOUR DAYS OF SELF ISOLATION AND THE CURE COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT
      AND THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT...
      LIKE MAYBE
      WASHING YOUR HANDS,
      STAYING 6 FEET APART SO WE'LL STAY HEALTHY AND OTHERS TOO,
      DISCOVERING NEW WAYS TO HOST AN EVENT,
      OR GET IDEAS OUT OF THE BLUE
      (I ran out of ideas for lyrics)

    • @Jo.D.Tyler.
      @Jo.D.Tyler. 3 года назад

      There's a hundred and four days of hentai to watch

    • @zaccyfn
      @zaccyfn 3 года назад

      @@Jo.D.Tyler. chill out buddy

    • @zaccyfn
      @zaccyfn 3 года назад

      @@carbondioxide6701 beautiful I hope your comment gets at least 5,000 likes

  • @eternalohmen5440
    @eternalohmen5440 4 года назад +68

    As soon as I heard his voice I immediately thought Zuko

  • @multishock5285
    @multishock5285 4 года назад +2

    10:09 two things that could make this worse
    1. Your home alone
    2. Only one parent is home

  • @exolitealt3502
    @exolitealt3502 4 года назад +3

    I want to listen to that “oh hell no” on repeat. That shit was fucking beautiful.

  • @simonmccroskey906
    @simonmccroskey906 4 года назад +10

    Although it seems like you said it as a joke, it is canon that doof and linda (phineas' mom) had some sort of relationship. I belive at either a drive in movie, or a concert. No other character in the show has a triangular head. Plus, it is canon that doof is financially struggling. As well as the fact that candace and vanessa look alike. Therefore, it is widely accepted among theorists that doof is, in fact, doof is phineas and candace's biological father. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

  • @NathanPa-xo3zj
    @NathanPa-xo3zj 4 года назад +9

    4:02 Frick Phineas, he had too much summer experiment with Corona virus

  • @Imcryingconstantly
    @Imcryingconstantly 4 года назад +22

    Me: “hears David’s voice”
    *happiness noises”

  • @cage_1012
    @cage_1012 4 года назад +10

    0:41 it's not even a cursed comment, it's just a SCP joke

  • @IcedTheLocalClown
    @IcedTheLocalClown 4 года назад +3

    David sounds very innocent af when reading those subreddits

  • @Ziamond007
    @Ziamond007 4 года назад +1

    "Punch me harder Kyle"🤣🤣
    Ok but why would you wanna be rammed by a skater boy with bangs named Kyle?

  • @bargainbrandmusician
    @bargainbrandmusician 4 года назад +1

    great video and all but...your voice during the “oh hell no” was on POINT

  • @Treyola
    @Treyola 3 года назад +2

    1:30 I'm a third.. my GRANDMA has probably moaned my name before

  • @Melanie12047
    @Melanie12047 4 года назад +4

    3:42 DAAAAMNNNNNN THAT SOUNDED AWESOME

  • @Zeytrixx
    @Zeytrixx 4 года назад +20

    All of Reddit is basically a *cursed moment!*

    • @jamesriemer6160
      @jamesriemer6160 4 года назад +1

      So is RUclips if you try

    • @PsychicVoice209
      @PsychicVoice209 4 года назад

      So true there is always that one person who can turn blessed to cursed

  • @lilliburrows1456
    @lilliburrows1456 4 года назад +3

    During “bang bang” I love that

  • @CryoflareTheWolf
    @CryoflareTheWolf 4 года назад +1

    Ezpz:*sounds like an angel
    Me:*sounds like a screaming cow

  • @in-mem0urnium
    @in-mem0urnium 4 года назад +5

    All the new narrators love to sing and it's beautiful

  • @alanysmia
    @alanysmia 4 года назад +2

    Narrator: I can’t wait for Coronavirus 2!
    Narrator when he finds out here’s another flu with pandemic potential: I shouldn’t have said that, I should NOT have said that.

  • @juniperberryyyy
    @juniperberryyyy 3 года назад

    Everytime David does the "oh hell nooooo" in one of these videos, I get two years added to my life span. Stop doing it David, I want to die young

  • @jomogaming2
    @jomogaming2 3 года назад +1

    Well, uhh... I remember this one episode of Phineas and Ferb where it revealed that Dr. Doof actually got the idea to conquer the Tri-state Area and not the whole world from Phineas's mom, soo...
    I suppose it's possible they had a one night fling.

  • @NyraCX
    @NyraCX 3 года назад

    I love watching these and David's singing just makes it 100 times better

  • @Futurestarra
    @Futurestarra 4 года назад +29

    "uploaded 4 seconds ago"
    I am the earliest to ever early

  • @kooly3785
    @kooly3785 4 года назад +5

    2:05, His son look's like a baby version of him.

  • @pixd7285
    @pixd7285 4 года назад +4

    hes oh hell naw is perfect

    • @ka5hii
      @ka5hii 4 года назад

      I was shook when I heard it

    • @waldolemmer
      @waldolemmer 4 года назад

      @@ka5hii same

  • @mobcrafter731
    @mobcrafter731 4 года назад +2

    1:26 actually tho, that makes sense. Explains why phineas is smart, too

  • @agzrtpodcast
    @agzrtpodcast 3 года назад

    We need 10 hour version of this "Hell nOoOoOoOoO". It's too beautiful

  • @unknownentity657
    @unknownentity657 4 года назад +2

    100000000000/10 "Oh hell no" dude!

  • @Moonlight_Drawing
    @Moonlight_Drawing 4 года назад +2

    0:40 I don’t think he understands the “I do not recognise the bodies in the lake” scp reference

  • @xavierorangearms635
    @xavierorangearms635 4 года назад +11

    Wait just let me get this straight i haven't watched this channel in a month
    So there's Zack, Lexi, David, and Cougar as the narrator (all of them are amazing)
    Is there anybody i missed?

  • @user-ef6ib1hg6o
    @user-ef6ib1hg6o 4 года назад +27

    David is pretty much the only male I like hearing singing (I'm a girl and don't generally like male voices in songs)

    • @TheUltima_Werewolf
      @TheUltima_Werewolf 4 года назад +5

      That's a weird preference

    • @user-ef6ib1hg6o
      @user-ef6ib1hg6o 4 года назад +1

      @@TheUltima_Werewolf you mean... For a girl to not really like male singing voices? Or what do you mean by that

    • @thekyleprojekt7996
      @thekyleprojekt7996 4 года назад

      What are you sexist?

    • @aussiebro2536
      @aussiebro2536 4 года назад

      I'm a guy and I dont generally like female voices in the military.
      This is satire.
      Edit: spelling correction.

  • @pleasedontwatch2134
    @pleasedontwatch2134 4 года назад +1

    yall talking about his "beautiful singing voice" no one talkin bout how smooth that british accent is

  • @arimay3829
    @arimay3829 3 года назад

    The “Oh hell no” evened out how cursed some of these comments are

  • @jazz-cat00
    @jazz-cat00 4 года назад +4

    Never though sonic the hedgehog would guest star on EZPZ

  • @megumugi8620
    @megumugi8620 3 года назад

    David: My soul needs cleansing
    me: Muhaha, My doesnt!

  • @fatcat1766
    @fatcat1766 3 года назад +2

    9:55
    Finally I have unlimited water supply

  • @kanyeeast8450
    @kanyeeast8450 4 года назад +3

    Not gonna lie this dude got one HELL of a voice.

  • @citronvannalemon
    @citronvannalemon 3 года назад +1

    Someone needs to upload only Cooper's *"aw hell naw!"*

  • @wizthewheezard5152
    @wizthewheezard5152 4 года назад +1

    Nobody talking about how he sounds like Harrison from finding stuff out season 3?

  • @fin5687
    @fin5687 4 года назад +1

    9:55 me with an almost empty vodka next to me 👁👄👁

  • @brick4353
    @brick4353 4 года назад +2

    Your voice is so amazing, you have so much talent.

  • @holdenleeb2312
    @holdenleeb2312 3 года назад

    “104 days of self isolation”
    Multiply by like 6

  • @badtriceratops1867
    @badtriceratops1867 4 года назад +2

    1:48 actually, according to *science* human tastes similar to pork!

  • @soquedhozii
    @soquedhozii 4 года назад +1

    david is the narrator we deserve

  • @sbug2242
    @sbug2242 4 года назад +2

    2:26
    It took my a month to do this and when I remembered it existed I came back.
    The answer is a clock.

  • @ItsChevnotJeff
    @ItsChevnotJeff 4 года назад

    The crazy thing is that someone put up the poster with the "demanding" banana for Health Month in our class bulletin board

  • @koisoup
    @koisoup 4 года назад +5

    HIS VOICE IS SO PRETTY

  • @chocomilk3926
    @chocomilk3926 4 года назад

    Holy shit is nobody gonna talk about him singing “Oh hell no”?! Cuz that was AMAZING LIKE WTF HOW!?

  • @lmchhon
    @lmchhon 3 года назад

    It returns....
    *🎵🎶HelL nAhHhHhHhH🎵🎶*

  • @KaDs_extras
    @KaDs_extras 3 года назад

    4:03 "there's 104 days of self-isolation.", I wish.

  • @extrabingo10
    @extrabingo10 4 года назад

    YOUR PHINIAS IMPRESSION IS AMAZING

  • @wulfleyn6498
    @wulfleyn6498 4 года назад +1

    0:38 It's a reference to an scp. Just remember, you don't recognize the bodies in the lake.

  • @bigstanky2037
    @bigstanky2037 4 года назад

    he sounds like that overly happy voiceover for the kids toys commercials. like the ones from old commercials on nickelodeon... BENDAWHAT??? BENDAWHO??? BENDAROOS!!!!

  • @benjaminroos2996
    @benjaminroos2996 Год назад

    "She's the queen, she'll never die" almost 2 months after her dying of old age😂😂😭

    • @interlamer7480
      @interlamer7480 Год назад

      Have you checked the date the video was posted? In case you haven't: Jun 23, 2020.

  • @ranibermudo7308
    @ranibermudo7308 3 года назад

    Oh hell nooooOOoOooo...
    that literally made me speechless in my class...
    I love it 😍😂😂

  • @whatdoiputhere4529
    @whatdoiputhere4529 4 года назад

    "*i cant wait cor crona virus 2 to come out*”
    hantavirus: I have a better idea

  • @Eevee0103YT
    @Eevee0103YT 4 года назад

    These videos are what make me feel better after my many breakdowns lol....

  • @NotIncogneko
    @NotIncogneko 2 года назад

    0:39 an scp reference is not what I expected but very nice.

  • @JasperTheDoe
    @JasperTheDoe 4 года назад

    Everyone other narrator’s : title noooooo cursed comments its horrible
    new narrator: lol

  • @kivii365
    @kivii365 3 года назад +2

    Turns out, David hinted at his race a year before he revealed it on EZPZ. How were we so blind??
    7:15

  • @jakemiller3026
    @jakemiller3026 4 года назад

    3:38 I would’ve never expected he could sing, that was really impressive

  • @arch455
    @arch455 4 года назад +6

    Not as cursed as the cursed ships we do at my discord server

  • @Local_Duck_
    @Local_Duck_ 3 года назад

    "I can't hear you!"
    "Ayéy captain!"
    7:10

  • @noodlethedoodle6174
    @noodlethedoodle6174 4 года назад +1

    8:37 THAT PERSON HAS THE SAME PROFILE PIC AS MEEEEE

  • @Sylvie_124
    @Sylvie_124 4 года назад

    The funny part is Minecraft Education actually has mods pre installed and one's a gun mod

  • @yiggles4136
    @yiggles4136 4 года назад +2

    0:40 it's an... SCP... Joke...

  • @Enderlord701
    @Enderlord701 4 года назад

    Me: *sees thumbnail*
    Also me: starwars the diabetes strike back

  • @MegumiChanYT
    @MegumiChanYT 4 года назад +1

    4:58 Mirio. That's it. That's the comment.

  • @pietros.-.bullets8749
    @pietros.-.bullets8749 4 года назад +1

    3:41 HOLY SHIT YOUR VOICE IS AMAZING 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @kycadajones708
    @kycadajones708 4 года назад

    Referring to the cursed comment on grass, I recently texted a large majority of my already limited friends a text that read, "I just finished committing mass genocide by murdering millions of multi-cellular organisms in cold blood with quick succession. They didn't even have time to scream". The action that I did to warrant such a psychopathic text was me simply mowing my lawn. But here's the creepy part, and I will never look at mowing my lawn the same way again. A friend of mine named Max responded, "You know that amazing smell of freshly cut grass that you love so much because it means you accomplished something besides sitting in your room all day watching RUclips". "Yes", I said. "That is the grass screaming in pain. We humans are just too murderous to hear it". I am unsure if I will be able to ever mow my lawn again...

  • @tatogod3573
    @tatogod3573 4 года назад +2

    No one:
    Jotaro: 7:36

  • @DarkwolfRedsoul
    @DarkwolfRedsoul 4 года назад +7

    "Kind of like c.m!"
    Is there something you want to tell us;)

  • @siregrungelord
    @siregrungelord 4 года назад

    8:41 You may be gym-fit, but I have a GUN!

  • @cripplednation
    @cripplednation 4 года назад +1

    I’m not here to watch but the thumbnail made me laugh ngl

  • @pleasedontwatch2134
    @pleasedontwatch2134 4 года назад +1

    lmao his british accent is better than mine and i've lived in britain for almost my whole life (lived in china for a few months)

  • @joegun4259
    @joegun4259 4 года назад

    King bach: *cries in kfc*

  • @richardseaton1570
    @richardseaton1570 4 года назад

    7.10
    CRIKEY, THEY'VE FOUND US AGAIN!
    THE BLOODY CROTALIDS!

  • @FBSpark
    @FBSpark 3 года назад

    "I do not recognize the bodies in the lake"
    Either he doesn't get it, or he does, but it's the queen so, yknow

  • @sneak8218
    @sneak8218 3 года назад

    Luigi also said
    CHUG
    THE
    BOTTLE
    AND
    GO
    FULL
    THROTTLE

  • @pertacosmina9148
    @pertacosmina9148 3 года назад

    Ok but can we talk about the "o hell noooouuuooou"

  • @sbug2242
    @sbug2242 4 года назад

    Why does his voice sound like an angel? When I tried I sounded like a cat who had a smoking addiction-

  • @name5cereals
    @name5cereals 4 года назад

    3:41 okay but that PERFORMANCE tho

  • @justsomeguywithoutalife230
    @justsomeguywithoutalife230 3 года назад

    “Oh hel noooOoOoO~”
    Woah

  • @theumashablepotato5349
    @theumashablepotato5349 3 года назад

    10:22 **little shop of horrors theme song starts playing**

  • @tuxdraws8004
    @tuxdraws8004 4 года назад

    1:35 my father has a nickname for some reason but his legal name is something else, my brother is a junior but my dad has a nickname we all use soooo we definitely avoided that