Correction* Anything: Exists Rule 34 artists: m w a h a h a No I’m serious I was bored and searched up chair and found stuff and I had to bleach my eyes
7:10 this could go one of two ways: A: It's just an anime adaptation of the Harry Potter movies/books Or B: Dobby was given the wrong sock if ya know what I mean
7:10 A couple things wrong. First, it was his owner Lucious Malfoy that gave him a sock. Tricked into doing so by Harry Potter, but still technically from Lucious Malfoy. Second, they got Draco's mom and dads' hair backwards. It was Draco's mother that had platinum blonde hair, _not_ his father Lucious Malfoy.
True. Though we do need people, like you, to keep facts straight-, not all memesters are Intelligence 100. Let the lesser beings have their say, pshah. (Did I, did I say that right? _"Pshah."_ Might it be "Pishaww? Pashaw? P'Shaw?") You're right. You do need to keep posting the actual dialog so the rest of us don't get so profoundly confused...
0:50 *am I getting deja vu or is this part reused?* Pretty sure I remember that exact part when he talks about reading it wrong I get this feeling very often on the channel I think they either reuse some parts of the video or just reupload it
And he didn't say I'm on top of the world he actually said I'm king of the world lol used to be big into movies when I didn't have cable snatched up 5000 vhs tapes for 25cents to 2 bucks
0:04 Well... Lobsters and crabs have a pigment called astaxanthin in their shells. ... Crustacyanin is not heat-stable, so introducing it to a boiling pot of water or a grill causes it to relax its bonds with astaxanthin, unravel and let the pigment's true bold red color shine through.
Sir put down the severed testicals man: NO I MUST EAT THEM Sir I'm not gonna tell you again man: yum Sir did you just eat that Baby Groot? man: *visible burping*
As king of egg i order you to think these things 1. Putting a broken toothpick under your toenail and kicking a wall with that toe 2.putting jalapeno juice on a very bad cut Reply more actions that are worse than death
7:57 Well, they are technically crustaceans, so if anybody gets called a bug eater because they eat pill bugs (rolly-pollys, wood lice, I don't give a fuck), they aren't actually a bug eater. As they are actually eating something more like a crab, or lobster.
Leonardo decaprio said I’m at the top of the world becuase that ship was only boarded by the richest people (usually) which is why he said I’m on top of the world, because he was experiencing some of the things richest people do
Metal Jasper: *Puts bug in Jasper's Shirt* Hehehe. */1 hour later/* Jasper: *Trying to scratch bug bite under shirt* OK WHO THE F♡CK DID THAT!!! Metal Jasper and Demonic Autumn: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAAHAHA Jasper: *Trying to grab bug out of shirt* OK who put a bug in my shirt?! MJ: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA Demonic Autumn: Hehe hehe. Jasper: Ow wtf was that, and why the chest?! Demonic Autumn: HAHAHA Right in the Tata. Jasper: WHAT KIND OF BUGS ARE THESE?! Metal Jasper: Mosquitoes and ticks Jasper: SERIOUSLY!!?? Demonic Autumn: HAHAH Metal Jasper: hehe Jasper: That's why my body was itchy a f♤ck. Demonic Autumn: HAHAHAHA Metal Jasper: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE Jasper: You two are jerks. MJ and Demonic Autumn: We know
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The red when cooked thing is only true for lobsters, not crabs. There are plenty of live red crabs.
Oh, thank god hes good
Duh mister crabs is
not for long
poo poo face no please no
@@poopooface8628 DEAR GOD NO. MATT IS INNOCENT!
When u kill the mutated creatures in Disneyland in a few gunshots: EzPz
@@datguywithabanana3083 weebs are cool
Maxthekiller Zombie so you’re also a weeb
@@datguywithabanana3083 I mean I watch alot of anime and thats mostly my Netflix watch later or continue watching my favorite is blue exorcist
Not gonna lie cougar sounds like what a cougar would say if he were human/ animal hybrid
datguywithabanana Playz *BEGONE NORMIE*
7:47
Breaking news: Son killed his own father "He deleted my Minecraft world so I deleted his"
"He deleted my minecraft world, So I deleted his life. Stonks."
I posted Matt for a third time 0:00
www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/hi7iq1/i_heard_this_before/?
Madlad
Oh nice
If this ends up on r/madlads, censor my name using my profile picture or is it too late?
OMG TY!!!
Female character: exists
Rule 34 artists: Hehe boi
Community: hehe boi
Correction* Anything: Exists
Rule 34 artists: m w a h a h a
No I’m serious I was bored and searched up chair and found stuff and I had to bleach my eyes
@@whosjoshh_ *As I once said. Even a sand grain would be able to be lewded.*
Thanks you made me remember the one time I got curious about my side, people are freaks
@@sleepingflower. nice profile picture.
69th like
He sounds like a teenager version of Damien. .
Ye I was thinking the same
I was just about to say that
Ngl I was gonna type that too...great minds think alike sigh I miss Damien 😔
Who say’s he isn’t?
@@rexlu9145 he had his own channel it's Damien Lee
7:10 this could go one of two ways:
A: It's just an anime adaptation of the Harry Potter movies/books
Or B: Dobby was given the wrong sock if ya know what I mean
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There are green stuff on my socks help
Bye Matt, you will be missed ;-;
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7:10
A couple things wrong.
First, it was his owner Lucious Malfoy that gave him a sock.
Tricked into doing so by Harry Potter, but still technically from Lucious Malfoy.
Second, they got Draco's mom and dads' hair backwards.
It was Draco's mother that had platinum blonde hair, _not_ his father Lucious Malfoy.
2:07, he said “I’m the king of the world” not “I’m on top of the world”.
True. Though we do need people, like you, to keep facts straight-, not all memesters are Intelligence 100. Let the lesser beings have their say, pshah. (Did I, did I say that right? _"Pshah."_ Might it be "Pishaww? Pashaw? P'Shaw?") You're right. You do need to keep posting the actual dialog so the rest of us don't get so profoundly confused...
they melted? nah bro, just stick them between 2 big buns and add a tad bit of sauce and ta-dah! ham-sandwitch 😋😂😈xxx
When this makes it to cursed comments, I want Naruto Uzamaki next to my reply
How did he make it more cursed?
Ham sandwich you say, where can I buy one? Quality meat. The only meat I want to have in my stomach. *crunch* Mmmm bones
*You do not melt the Dark Diva's Of Destruction or Gundham will rise from the heavens above and curse us all!!*
Noooooooo 😖
Likes on this video: *420*
Me: *smacks lips* noice
NOICE
𝑵 𝒐 𝒊 𝒄 𝒆
_n o i c e_
It’s great hamsters have such a low melting point, because they just melt in your mouth with such a prestigious flavor.
Cursed comments? I got one.
Every one: drinking bleach can kill you.
Me: what don't kill you makes you stronger.
It's sad that all the good cn shows are ending
“What’s you call these growing up”
Guy: snacks
wHaT? I tHoUgHt eVeRyOnE cAlLeD tHeM *pOtATo bUgS*
7:56 in the UK we call them wood lice/louse
i keep thinking this is Emkay. Lmao y’all are SO SIMILAR
SAME
One of the people is from em kay
1:51 that was the funniest thing ever DETROIT A GOOD PLACE HAHAHA
0:50 *am I getting deja vu or is this part reused?*
Pretty sure I remember that exact part when he talks about reading it wrong
I get this feeling very often on the channel I think they either reuse some parts of the video or just reupload it
I think they've looked at the same post, but not the same comment...?
Golden Galaxy Ghost you mean the part he reads wrong? Cuz I’ve seen that before the exact mistake and him mentioning it
"Mayan calendar."
"2012."
"... Mayan dyslexia."
"What? Why would- *oh my god*
And he didn't say I'm on top of the world he actually said I'm king of the world lol used to be big into movies when I didn't have cable snatched up 5000 vhs tapes for 25cents to 2 bucks
Goodbye, Matt. We'll all miss you. 😢
My favourite bit is when you look through cursed comments
0:04
Well...
Lobsters and crabs have a pigment called astaxanthin in their shells. ... Crustacyanin is not heat-stable, so introducing it to a boiling pot of water or a grill causes it to relax its bonds with astaxanthin, unravel and let the pigment's true bold red color shine through.
Crippling Depression is even more dangerous when piloting a battle tank.
5:56
When in Rome we do as the Romans do. Since you have no money you can pay with your body
Good bye to matt
I know that park with the closed slide it is next to the Marshall community center in Vancouver Wa. Very fun park!
7:57 My sister and I used to call them rolly pollies and now we still do call them rolly pollies.
Yes
Metal melting point: 20©+
hamster melting point: *1F*
1:46 I heard someone commited pumped up kicks
Eh
Cougar: bow chicka bow wow
Me: THAT'S WHAT MY BABY SAID
Blep bloop
3:06 *No rent? Go bend.*
10:34 koichi you truly are a reliable guy
Sir put down the severed testicals
man: NO I MUST EAT THEM
Sir I'm not gonna tell you again
man: yum
Sir did you just eat that Baby Groot?
man: *visible burping*
My cat that's not real:meow
Me:I don't have a cat
Cat:u do now
0:30 there's also "fiend" in friend.
As king of egg i order you to think these things
1. Putting a broken toothpick under your toenail and kicking a wall with that toe
2.putting jalapeno juice on a very bad cut
Reply more actions that are worse than death
every time i hear about a mask with a straw hole "Emergency. Induction. Port."
Too few people will get this
7:57
Well, they are technically crustaceans, so if anybody gets called a bug eater because they eat pill bugs (rolly-pollys, wood lice, I don't give a fuck), they aren't actually a bug eater. As they are actually eating something more like a crab, or lobster.
100% of babies are unemployed...
stock photo babies: bbbbphbbb?
R.I.P Matt, he will be missed.
4:23 at least he's honest
All cooked crabs are red but not all red crabs are cooked.
2:03
Person: Jeffrey Dahmer
dont do it Dont do it DONT DO IT
Me:JEFFREY DAHMER
Logan in the back: *STOP*
remus: JEFFREY DAHMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:04 ah yes- jeffery Dahmer- my h e ro
*JEFFREY DAHMER*
drawings and stuff *J E F fERY DaHM E R R*
4:53
HAWKS HAWKS HAWKS HAWKS HAWKS HAWKS
7:26
MIDORIYA MIDORIYA MIDORIYA MIDORIYA MIDORIYA
1:44
as a michigander, i can say ;
ACCURATE AS HELL
1:58 My entire family is 8 people, and we have an air fryer that works for us so yes?
Currently have a kidney stone. Can relate
Everyone blames porygon but they never blame pikachu. Just like in WWII.
Leonardo decaprio said I’m at the top of the world becuase that ship was only boarded by the richest people (usually) which is why he said I’m on top of the world, because he was experiencing some of the things richest people do
I love Matt the crab
Goodbye Matt and goodnight, sweet prince.
5:40 i dont really play dead but i usually stay underwater and feel nothing... Soo is this what being dead feels like??
*NO!! THE DARK DIVA'S OF DESTRUCTION MELTED!! GUNDHAM WILL BE FURIOUS!!*
Well howdy cougar I love your name!
1:45 Damn it, Arnold! I told you not to yell the N-word in that neighborhood!
Goodbye Matt :'(
Matt is the man!!
RIP Matt, he will be missed, gone but not forgotten
Bye Matt We All Miss You..
Leave A Rose For His Memorial
🥀
🌹
It’s bow chicka bow wow and also HOLY SHIT A RED VS BLUE REFERENCE
my parents are ready to make their mouth matt's death bed
RIP Matt 2020-2020
they cooked my child!? they will pay...
When it said "when the g falls off the graveyard sign" Me: Has rave in the grave flash backs (ps its a song)
My name’s Matt, and I think I just went through traumatization.
2:48 stuffed crust
Sign that says "We Love Grapes" loses the G and the S.
Why the S?
5:03 is an insult to the my hero community Edit:in my opinion
I'd say it's a compliment. Someone has to have a sense of humor.
the thumbnail looks blessed
1:18 is he typing with his legs though
Duhhh
6:30 I can’t tell wether that’s his hair or a ceiling fan
🦀matt is gone🦀
Metal Jasper: *Puts bug in Jasper's Shirt* Hehehe.
*/1 hour later/*
Jasper: *Trying to scratch bug bite under shirt* OK WHO THE F♡CK DID THAT!!!
Metal Jasper and Demonic Autumn: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAAHAHA
Jasper: *Trying to grab bug out of shirt* OK who put a bug in my shirt?!
MJ: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Demonic Autumn: Hehe hehe.
Jasper: Ow wtf was that, and why the chest?!
Demonic Autumn: HAHAHA Right in the Tata.
Jasper: WHAT KIND OF BUGS ARE THESE?!
Metal Jasper: Mosquitoes and ticks
Jasper: SERIOUSLY!!??
Demonic Autumn: HAHAH
Metal Jasper: hehe
Jasper: That's why my body was itchy a f♤ck.
Demonic Autumn: HAHAHAHA
Metal Jasper: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Jasper: You two are jerks.
MJ and Demonic Autumn: We know
Crippling depression be like when I hit some one they be like weeeee al the way to space into the sun
7:57 no matter what others say, that is a roley poley.
GUNDHAM TANAKA DOES NOT APPROVE OF THIS THUMBNAIL. I restt my case.
Rip Matt
1:44 - 1:52 well we can make sure they're dead by giving me my SAS - 12 and HMG
FUN in FUNERAL.
The hamster looks like a snack ‘ ‘< 🐹
They are!
U never eat one?
Its normal eating them right!? *RIGHT!?*
THAT THUMBNAIL THO
6:50 but that's a british tank .-.
When I was 6 I confused Skrillex and Hitler.
Press F to pay respects
Matt the crab was my family. Matt was my friend. He will be missed.
Crab is delicious
10/10 I do love some melting hamsters
Matt no i will avenge you
End in friend reminded me of this one mlp episode
We will miss Matt, especially the butter covered meat ;)
No wonder you sound familiar your the same guy who does the Godzilla comic dubs awseome!
0:30
*Since I last have seen my son lost to this monster*
*To the man behind the slaughter*
Heh
0:00, there are rare red crabs so Matt could be one of them.
*R.I.P Matt The Crab......He was the bestest boi....*
Noooooooooooooooooooo Matt😭
Goodbye matt