8:23 I will now tattoo 100% of my body so that when I die my unsuspecting family will receive the horror that would be my empty, flaccid, skin suit framed in a glass box, loosely draped over a mannequin. My ghost will laugh in hysterics as my wife screams and my children cry. All the while, my best friend is in the back scoffing at my typical behavior.
The “scales” on the snake at 9:21 is not really scales those are ticks I defiantly wouldn’t be holding that snake let alone hold a snake without them I would not mess with that. That puts snakes to a whole other level 😂
Sometimes i wonder if I could ever post something on reddit, to find it in a video like this Honestly, your videos uplift me and give me energy for the day
10:42 one time my teacher gave us a test to Install a power bank in a pc case and he didn't give me a screw driver, but me and my friend didn't give up and we used our hand to do it!
Vegan slim jims: *Exist* Me: THIS IS AN UNHOLY CREATION BROUGHT TO US FROM THE DEEPEST PITS OF HELL The media: THIS IS AN UNHOLY CREATION BROUGHT TO US FROM THE DEEPEST PITS OF HELL Vegans: *Insert mad Karen army noises*
0:38 *Caterpillar* (*ara ara edition*) *Literally everyone else : *summons stand** *ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora edition* *muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda edition*
0:39, hey get liquidified with her and she will suit your tastes perfectly Please end me. Edit:I am not sure if the experience is pleasant, but I will say you will have a loyal wife that is your type, with butterfly wings.
@@imsosleepy_ Well I will say that she may not look right but stick around with you and she will become a gal that will suit your tastes in all the right places plus she be loyal assuming you are not an ass hole
Ground Turkey Noodle Bake: Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Lightly grease an 8-inch square baking dish. Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Cook egg noodles in boiling water, stirring occasionally until cooked through but firm to the bite, about 5 minutes; drain. Heat a large skillet over medium-high heat and stir in turkey and onion. Cook and stir until turkey mixture is crumbly, evenly browned, and no longer pink, about 10 minutes; drain. Stir in tomato sauce and Italian seasoning; bring to a boil. Reduce heat to low, cover, and simmer for 10 minutes. Combine milk, cream cheese, parsley, and garlic in a small saucepan. Cook and stir over medium heat until cream cheese is melted, about 5 minutes. Toss noodles with cream cheese mixture; transfer to prepared baking dish. Top with turkey mixture and sprinkle with mozzarella cheese. Bake in preheated oven until cheese is melted, 15 to 30 minutes.
11:24 My cousin did this once. There was a Starbucks in a mall I went to and his mom wouldn't buy him anything so he asked if there was anything free. While the lady was getting his drink, he said "I wonder what whipped cream on water would taste like..." And he told the lady to put whipped cream on it she did and he enjoyed it. Worst part about it is that it looked like... You know... I found it a teensy bit harder to drink my Iced Butterscotch latte...
Another thing about that tattoo thing, sometimes, when yakuza members die, they would skin them for their tattoo for display as art. Not sure if they asked for consent or not.
I'm actually deadly allergic to the bromelain enzyme, basically when it start to "eat me" my body reacts and swell up, this enzyme is smart, it knows I can give him more food than others
I can confirm that breaking your thumb ligament is a good way to avoid boredom. I done it in the middle of class last year and I was thoroughly entertained.
“So, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back!”
“ *_ITS ALL THE LITTLE MOUTHS._* “
That moment when you so pitiful That you specially create account for a joke
Wow
*Delicious*
Cancer
Why would you say something so controversial but so brave
NOOOOO THAT “scaly snake” THOSE ARENT SCALES. THEY ARE TICKS POOR THINGGG
That’s a video where they take all of the ticks off, heal the snake and release it :4
Change pfp rn
p e b b l e s
@@thefrathouseofchaos2450 link?
Petition to change the background to black
Day like 6 I think
Yes
@The_WhiteTomato why
@The_WhiteTomato dark mode is superior
Y e s
What about a really really dark grey?
4:09 . I was actually cleaning my keyboard with a toothpick ironic.
8:23
I will now tattoo 100% of my body so that when I die my unsuspecting family will receive the horror that would be my empty, flaccid, skin suit framed in a glass box, loosely draped over a mannequin. My ghost will laugh in hysterics as my wife screams and my children cry. All the while, my best friend is in the back scoffing at my typical behavior.
What
The
Fuck
Classic
*Me, with an unhealthy obsession with Fatal Frame 3:* Wh-.... What's wrong with that? >_> _>
R/cursedcomments
Corey Hart Disgustingly funny. Like it but I hate it.
"Let it a-goo! Let it a-goooooo! Its a-me ...a-marioooooo~!" Was actually pretty fire
The Kraft ranch was BLACK, like how the fuck does that even happen
"yeah breastfeeding is a completely normal thi- wait a minute"
xXKing_ChaosXx Rojas Shhh
NO NO NO NNOOOO
No please-
I think I lost my consciousness in a 5th dimension..
Hmmm
5:12 My tryphobia.. *IT'S TOO MUCH*
9:21 worst part is: those aren't scales.... THEY'RE TICKS
Yeah it’s so sad
Poor snek
Ew ew ew ew, shhhh, no!
Shut up! Oh gooooood!......
@@kristabautzmann5298 T I C C S
Eeeew
Me: Tells my friends that pineapples eat u back
Them: Walks away
Me: Was it something I said
No it wasn't
oh god... 'Scaley snake'... those arent scales they're TICKS o_o
Graytail That poor danger noodle... Somebody rip those things off him by their heads and burn them. BURN THEEEEEEMMM!!
Time to rip my eyes out and throw them in the washing machine
I feel bad for the snake
And of course that was in Australia
That snake looks like its begging for the sweet release of death.
8:41 If his hands are occupied, then that means that he knocked with....
Oh god no
Eeeve Is Bae oh god yes,
Chris Hasen Is concerned oh god no
Eeeve Is Bae must’ve hurt
MAKEANDEATGUMMYLEECHES!! *Dies* r/cursedcomments
11:06
The real cursedness comes from the fact that a Scout is holding a Destruction PDA
The “scales” on the snake at 9:21 is not really scales those are ticks I defiantly wouldn’t be holding that snake let alone hold a snake without them I would not mess with that. That puts snakes to a whole other level 😂
r/cursedcomments
The snake,if they did not take it would have died of blood loss.
They held it so they could remove the ticks
If they didn't hold it
The snake could've died
4:51
THE 20'S ONE KID GAVE ME FLASHBACKS I DID NOT WANT OR NEED
?
Isnt that one of the heroes from MHA?
@@PFSnypr yeah, it's Mirko I think....
@@PFSnypr Yep, Rumi Usagiyama, also known as Rabbit Hero: Mirko. She's 26 so I don't know what Star's Animations is freaking out over...
ohnoohnoohnoohnoOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOHONO NOT MIRKO NO
9:21 that poor snake, I hope they got those pests off of the poor thing );
Those aren’t pests, they’re mutated scales
Romeo Angeles oh now I see it sorry 😅
Romeo Angeles Wtf?
@@beeplebopple6203 this is cursed
5:30 the joke was he took his hat off...
Not that he got hugged too hard
5:12 My Trypopobia hit me hard.
Mine too
Same
You can kiss yourself in the mirror
*but only on the lips*
You underestimate my ability.
Why
Obviously
Your broken
Kono Joe da do you not know how reflections work?
“ariana ghandi”
Me: don't even think about it
4:52 My hero academia fans be like: 😌
im scARED-
@@TheIheartjayla Tbh the manga is a bit crazy rn I hope she will be okay..
:3
I did not like that one
My hero academia be like:
I unbreathed after seeing the HORNY caterpillar :(
9:23 those are ticks not big scales you can see there heads and one is moving
It's a still picture lol
*delete this :)*
512 of them to be precise
I have to say, I understand why snakes shed their skin, now.
Guess who’s going to die tonight
7:36 thats sounds good buying animal crossing for that
That's why you buy it
The part where the guy was saying he was into rabbits the last one was my hero academia
uh huh
imagine if justin y was here
I'm dead after the Mario as Elsa post.
2:21 Danny Gonzalez appears from his video
stchesse omg wait- omg that’s the car hack ong
Yesssssss
yeah Its funny he popped up there
im not the only one yessss
Yep
Nobody:
My screen when my mom walks in: 2:40
9:20 looks like ticks to me. OMG...never in my life I thought snakes can have ticks.
Yep basically any animal with blood can get ticks
Lizards can too. Removed a few ticks from lizards i caught myself.
My friend didn't know that until I removed like six tics from it's scales
6:10
5:13
MY TRYPOPHOBIA IS *SCREAMING*
10:59 I can only imagine the turtle was secretly planning that
When you realise that the joke with the germs is a reference to naruto
he has itachis sharingan and everything lol
@@itz-shrubby4829 yea lol
4:48 yall know that mirko is in her late 20’s? like, she’s canonly 27 or something.
sky's safe place also helps she’s an actual human and not an actual animal
At least it's moving back to human-ish, Mirko is mostly human with rabbit ears and tail... wait, she looks like a playboy bunny...
yeah i know, i watch mha.
0:23 look VERY closely at the lines on his face, then his eyes, he IS Itachi, man even has the head armour.
Sometimes i wonder if I could ever post something on reddit, to find it in a video like this
Honestly, your videos uplift me and give me energy for the day
2:21 it's... From Danny Gonzalez's video... When he tried out troom troom's "viral" instagram life hacks.
"Scaley snake"
Those are ticks bud
5:46 today that man said something like “Medusa’s armpit hairs are just really tiny snakes”
10:42 one time my teacher gave us a test to Install a power bank in a pc case and he didn't give me a screw driver, but me and my friend didn't give up and we used our hand to do it!
5:49
incorrect, ketchup is jam.
That’s also terrible
@@MarvinSchmarvinOfficial SUFFER
Why
Zach: Peeps are already awful on their own. Me: *HEAVY BREATHING
4:48 I mean, Mirko is technically a human...
We came full circle
Ye it's just her quirk
So are the first two..
@@elena4875 That's true, I forgot about them
Vegan slim jims: *Exist*
Me: THIS IS AN UNHOLY CREATION BROUGHT TO US FROM THE DEEPEST PITS OF HELL
The media: THIS IS AN UNHOLY CREATION BROUGHT TO US FROM THE DEEPEST PITS OF HELL
Vegans: *Insert mad Karen army noises*
8:54 That's an elephant, Bro.
9:23 oh man, that is not a scaly snake, those are ticks
5:12 I feel bad for people with Tryophobia(fear of small holes) or just people who see this in general
"I hope you enjoyed what you saw"
Me: BUT ITS R/TIHI
Guys, that was an elephant body ngl
0:38 *Caterpillar* (*ara ara edition*)
*Literally everyone else : *summons stand**
*ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora edition*
*muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda edition*
I swear this is Damien laughing differently.
2:44
As an artist, I can confirm that this is mildly correct yet a horrifying way of depicting it.
6:29 he went to do kermits voice 😂
11:05 Scout wants to remove his mind and send it to medic and remove that memory.
Scout's face after that : . _ . I want to die.
At 6:29 when he arbys he sounded like kirmet the frog
2:00
Jesse: Pineapples are good for you, they have bromine
Walt: Bromelain, but close. Actually, not close at all.
3:44 a new member of Glitchtrap’s cult? I hope so. It’s getting a bit lonely with only me, Vanny, and Glitchtrap here...
PIR oof
Hey
There’s only room for *one* body snatching animatronic
7:41 Me when I find out onion juice helps grow your hair
0:39, hey get liquidified with her and she will suit your tastes perfectly
Please end me.
Edit:I am not sure if the experience is pleasant, but I will say you will have a loyal wife that is your type, with butterfly wings.
Um something must be wrong with me because I would give the caterpillar a chance (kill me now)
@@imsosleepy_ Well I will say that she may not look right but stick around with you and she will become a gal that will suit your tastes in all the right places
plus she be loyal assuming you are not an ass hole
I’ve been playing too much Undertale and me thinking “Gaster” when I saw the realistic ghast proves it
0:19
When sasuke read this he cried.
Shark Cats "Portraits of Terror"
2020: "Write that down, write that down!"
11:57 OMG someone send a picture of this to Bobby duke
Ground Turkey Noodle Bake:
Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Lightly grease an 8-inch square baking dish. Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Cook egg noodles in boiling water, stirring occasionally until cooked through but firm to the bite, about 5 minutes; drain. Heat a large skillet over medium-high heat and stir in turkey and onion. Cook and stir until turkey mixture is crumbly, evenly browned, and no longer pink, about 10 minutes; drain. Stir in tomato sauce and Italian seasoning; bring to a boil. Reduce heat to low, cover, and simmer for 10 minutes. Combine milk, cream cheese, parsley, and garlic in a small saucepan. Cook and stir over medium heat until cream cheese is melted, about 5 minutes. Toss noodles with cream cheese mixture; transfer to prepared baking dish. Top with turkey mixture and sprinkle with mozzarella cheese. Bake in preheated oven until cheese is melted, 15 to 30 minutes.
8:08
Imagine if they backhand you.
The ultimate rock paper scissors image is what one of my teachers used when we did rock paper scissors to see witch partner went first.
"The very horny caterpillar"
The truest form of perfection
10:30 I did this but what's a ligament all that hurts is the bone
It does not hurt that much
4:52 that picture of Miruku just be hittin different, I love BNHA, its my current fandom rn, I was just taking a break from reading fanfic
5:46
Why did I subscribe to you Willanator ·~·
5:34 the voice is an understatement. And also
*WHEEZE * 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
10:30
it doesn't work but it hurts like hell
I literally did it when I saw the steps, and nearly broke my ligament :P
8:07 My new theory of how Pin Head was created was that he got head pats from this guy.
*Petition for EzPz to make a channel named LemonSqezy*
f
11:24 My cousin did this once.
There was a Starbucks in a mall I went to and his mom wouldn't buy him anything so he asked if there was anything free.
While the lady was getting his drink, he said "I wonder what whipped cream on water would taste like..." And he told the lady to put whipped cream on it she did and he enjoyed it.
Worst part about it is that it looked like... You know... I found it a teensy bit harder to drink my Iced Butterscotch latte...
2:21
Where are my Danny Gonzales fans at?
No joke williaianator is a dude who makes me rethink EVERYTHING
Me "4:30 lol, when you get the joke.. You can laugh..." Damian :"ah no, it seems fine to me"
Severed foot: *cries in separation.
Me: 😑
Another thing about that tattoo thing, sometimes, when yakuza members die, they would skin them for their tattoo for display as art. Not sure if they asked for consent or not.
Spiders actually don’t ride wind currents when they are ballooning. They move via electrostatic repulsion and it’s super cool.
I'm actually deadly allergic to the bromelain enzyme, basically when it start to "eat me" my body reacts and swell up, this enzyme is smart, it knows I can give him more food than others
The horses would make a tap tap tap tap sound when they run
9:58 *YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE HIM HOLDING ONTO THE VINE WITH HIS TOES*
*_STAAAHHHP_*
Dying Bugs Bunny is something I could've lived without
5:12 trypophobia *activated*
I have tryptophobia and seeing dieing inside man just made it flare up like it was lost in the forest
I can confirm that breaking your thumb ligament is a good way to avoid boredom. I done it in the middle of class last year and I was thoroughly entertained.
JarJar’s Bizarre Adventure
I still can’t get over how good his shaggy impression is
A vegan slim jim, you mean a blade of thicc grass
I have trypophobia. The hide the pain Harold freaked me out and I am now crying.
the pineapples are getting self aware,they know how to eat you back,they have gained a new power we cannot dodge
7:09 I can explain every winter fanominom
4:48 we went full circle
I acctually broke my thumb ligament
3:32 yes especially act 4 is scary
8:27 Nice one “National skin art preservation!”
*I was hungry too*
6:27
The best way to not die from getting stoned
🥁🥁👏
12:06 there is a buzz painting in the back lmaooooooo🤣
Huston we have a problem. The astronaut says Ashe sees a flying spider