10 Tips to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse

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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
  • BRAIN TIME ► goo.gl/tTWgH2
    Well, we're sure today everyone is more or less familiar with the concept of zombie apocalypse. Yeah, you know: everyone goes nuts, your friends turn into monsters and want to eat human brains or, well, any kind of meat. It might sound a little crazy, but nowadays a scientific mistake can allow anything to happen. So, it doesn't really matter if you believe in a walking dead invasion, because we already prepared a surviving manual that will help you to stay alive. *** / @incredible-qq2zi

Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @osakushi
    @osakushi 5 лет назад +1708

    Normal people: "it's a zombie run!"
    Gamers: "I've been trained my whole life"

    • @magnuscarlsenbutdumb
      @magnuscarlsenbutdumb 5 лет назад +19

      No still a pusy would get a bot

    • @Lovely_Onyx
      @Lovely_Onyx 5 лет назад +4

      Yep

    • @gachaart5686
      @gachaart5686 5 лет назад +4

      Same

    • @ColoredDots
      @ColoredDots 5 лет назад +9

      Roblox Minecraft pocket edition survival Xbox support and PC friendly free 10 dollars

    • @luvu9629
      @luvu9629 5 лет назад +13

      just like in the simulations

  • @thatoneguy4463
    @thatoneguy4463 4 года назад +344

    How to survive a zombie apocolypse-"Surround yourself with bananas." Thumbnail 2020

    • @annexamv2776
      @annexamv2776 3 года назад +16

      2-mins later: Zombies start eating bananas.... 😆

    • @TakeoutKnightyearsago
      @TakeoutKnightyearsago 3 года назад

      ᒪᓍᒪ

    • @shamayeeta536
      @shamayeeta536 3 года назад +1

      2017* actually

    • @saberphoenix8275
      @saberphoenix8275 3 года назад

      What the heaven dude sorround ourself by bananas save us from getting bit by a blood thirsty zombies

    • @saberphoenix8275
      @saberphoenix8275 3 года назад

      @@annexamv2776 yeah dude you right they eat bananas thinking it is brains 😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣😆😆🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆🤣🤣

  • @kennycapinig2249
    @kennycapinig2249 6 лет назад +40

    Tips:
    -Cut your hair
    -choose lonh swords
    -don't go on a city
    -always go on the forest (there's less zombie in there)
    -don't trust anyone, especially when you're alone
    -keep moving, do not stop on one place
    Stay safe!

  • @Tompled-cu4ie
    @Tompled-cu4ie 3 года назад +159

    My brother and dad literally bought Machetes for a Zombie apocalypse

    • @Damian-mn2bn
      @Damian-mn2bn 3 года назад +14

      Me and my dad bought machete for a zombie apocalypse to 😂😂

    • @christelle5825
      @christelle5825 3 года назад +15

      at least y'all are prepared

    • @___Six___
      @___Six___ 3 года назад +13

      Me and my dad creating a portable shotgun

    • @pinkx8715
      @pinkx8715 3 года назад +7

      @@___Six___ nice

    • @___Six___
      @___Six___ 3 года назад +2

      @@BloxianLegend good but what's the weapon you handling btw...

  • @abrahamvanhelsing6723
    @abrahamvanhelsing6723 5 лет назад +247

    Stacking bananas together forming an impenetrable barrier is a perfect defence against the undead

  • @lz2339
    @lz2339 5 лет назад +400

    **piano falls on zombie**
    Me: **dies of laughter**

    • @jacobi5488
      @jacobi5488 5 лет назад

      its from zombieland

    • @huskydog8913
      @huskydog8913 5 лет назад

      You need to watch zombie land then it is hilarious and it’s where the scene comes from

    • @paleenderplayz9027
      @paleenderplayz9027 5 лет назад

      Ivan Hernandez at least he's/she final words were him seeing the zombie die in a embarrassing way and dieing cuz of laughter XD

    • @paleenderplayz9027
      @paleenderplayz9027 5 лет назад

      Huskydog 8 zombieland saga?

    • @shesacutedoll
      @shesacutedoll 5 лет назад

      Its from zombieland im pretty sure its on stan or netflix

  • @thatrandomt8729
    @thatrandomt8729 5 лет назад +213

    Tips to survive zombie apocalypse
    Thumbnail: *shows a guy sitting in his banana fortress*

  • @itachiivalo2479
    @itachiivalo2479 5 лет назад +86

    Walking Dead Fans - Rock en roll
    Gamers - I've been waiting for this.

    • @KWalters
      @KWalters 4 года назад +1

      I’ve had this plan since I was 5

    • @limeisallowed2119
      @limeisallowed2119 4 года назад

      Kyrese Walters same

    • @emlovesnegan15
      @emlovesnegan15 3 года назад

      Omg I love twd

    • @_charlie1722
      @_charlie1722 3 года назад +1

      Im a gamer and i always pick a katana or a sharp weapon for killing so imma just take sharp things and just make them useful by turning them into weapons,i never use guns because they attract more zombies than you can kill because they are loud as hell

  • @crazyginger2642
    @crazyginger2642 5 лет назад +1478

    Normal people- See a zombie then run away.
    Walking dead fans- I’ve been waiting for this my whole life!!
    Edit: wow, thx for all the likes!

  • @djpizza2934
    @djpizza2934 5 лет назад +631

    Survive by becoming a farmer
    Who needs guns when you got peashooters

  • @wiggywiggy5054
    @wiggywiggy5054 5 лет назад +356

    How to survive a zombie apocalypse.
    Puts a whole bunch of bananas around him and sits in the middle:edit:thanks for all of the likes if you could subscribe thank you

  • @epicgamer7637
    @epicgamer7637 4 года назад +174

    Me: Ma let’s go get some guns
    Ma: Why??
    Me: I want to be a terminator. Just in case there are 🧟‍♂️ zombies
    Ma: Son you don’t need to you have no brains
    Me: -_-

  • @jezzkagami4744
    @jezzkagami4744 5 лет назад +252

    Zombies: Here we come!
    Gamers: Come in and have a sit.

  • @mitchellray7298
    @mitchellray7298 5 лет назад +235

    Past People:*RUNS*
    Present People:Take A Selfie!!

  • @jaketsu1630
    @jaketsu1630 6 лет назад +2016

    Well, if Zombies wants brains, i'm safe

    • @mrbluemoose4296
      @mrbluemoose4296 6 лет назад +14

      Children Of Bodomfanboii123 lol

    • @fadi013fh
      @fadi013fh 6 лет назад +10

      Children Of Bodomfanboii123 lol me 2 XD

    • @hinodetsuki5794
      @hinodetsuki5794 6 лет назад +5

      Children Of Bodomfanboii123 bring scientists

    • @mauro_yt8479
      @mauro_yt8479 6 лет назад +3

      Children Of Bodomfanboii123 hahahaha

    • @NotoriousConor
      @NotoriousConor 6 лет назад +21

      you dont have a brain 😂😂😂😂

  • @itsstrangenooneevercametoh9274
    @itsstrangenooneevercametoh9274 3 года назад +26

    Zombie apocalypse happens
    Literally entire US population: I've waiting for this my whole life

  • @arthurforget3146
    @arthurforget3146 6 лет назад +303

    "10 TIPS TO SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE"
    *Watch the tumbnail
    Well this guy is not gonna survive

    • @gamingwithabhorajwolf5216
      @gamingwithabhorajwolf5216 6 лет назад +2

      No he can

    • @calm-men6957
      @calm-men6957 6 лет назад

      Your English sucks

    • @gamingwithabhorajwolf5216
      @gamingwithabhorajwolf5216 6 лет назад

      I think you can't Arthur Forget

    • @hunterhutchings2784
      @hunterhutchings2784 6 лет назад +3

      *sees the thumbnail

    • @theshoe8515
      @theshoe8515 5 лет назад

      He forgot about: repairing ur weapon, clean knives to cut ur food, and he forgot some "evolutionized" zombies that can destroy ur car windows. Fight that >:) win the fight will prove you that ur some person who is better than those people who live in the wilderness fighting some wild boars.

  • @ilikecake1763
    @ilikecake1763 6 лет назад +165

    It is not the strongest who are most likely to survive; or the most intelligent. It is those who are most adaptable to change
    _-Charles Darwin_

  • @goldteamofficial1395
    @goldteamofficial1395 6 лет назад +690

    When the zombie apocalypse starts , everyone will run , hide , ...die...
    Expect us , gamers. We have been wating for years for this moment.

    • @danalynmccallum2141
      @danalynmccallum2141 6 лет назад +14

      Gold Team Official exactly

    • @peachmilk24
      @peachmilk24 6 лет назад +46

      we shall noscope the zombies right in the brain while doing a triple backflip and a 360 into a pool of zombie blood

    • @phoenix5467
      @phoenix5467 6 лет назад +7

      Gold Team Official. Thats true

    • @derpysir9132
      @derpysir9132 6 лет назад +11

      Gold Team Official I agree with you

    • @sunaj1477
      @sunaj1477 6 лет назад +15

      Gold Team Official we will be ready!! Everyone called us crazy but when it happens everyone will run to us!!!

  • @shinji4269
    @shinji4269 5 лет назад +38

    World : zombies!!!!
    Me : **builds wall of lemons around me**
    Also me:well when life gives you lemons

  • @bluehearten9002
    @bluehearten9002 5 лет назад +286

    Don't forget in the movie train to busan zombies started by just a deer. Knowing there's a zombie deer desease in US.

    • @MinecraftianRaihan
      @MinecraftianRaihan 5 лет назад +14

      I know it’s in the US and I don’t live in the US, yet I’m scared tho... It’s spreading like crazy...hope it doesn’t spread worldwide so that people can travel to other places to survive

    • @cynthiastyles7073
      @cynthiastyles7073 5 лет назад +5

      Blue Hearten hey, cwd is what this “zombie deer” thing is about . It’s been around since the 60s please don’t be afraid about this .

    • @otarthefoul2326
      @otarthefoul2326 5 лет назад +3

      @@cynthiastyles7073 I'm sorry I can't help bring afraid. I'm just a 15 year old.

    • @otarthefoul2326
      @otarthefoul2326 5 лет назад +3

      @@MinecraftianRaihan I'm in Massachusetts...near wooded areas like new Hampshire or maine. In other words, I have no chance.

    • @28eidkf8ei7
      @28eidkf8ei7 5 лет назад +1

      Oof guys, theres nothing to be scared of. It's called chronical brain disease. It's when the deer can't control itself and goes down on weigth, after few days or even hours the living thing that carreis the virus will die.

  • @gaygoddessnamedmadoka2252
    @gaygoddessnamedmadoka2252 5 лет назад +223

    how to survive zombie apocalypse
    step 1:create a banana sandbox

    • @Curvyblackbeauty
      @Curvyblackbeauty 5 лет назад

      Banana box*

    • @shaws120
      @shaws120 5 лет назад +2

      yeh, every tip of hiding seek, hide on the unexpected

    • @Lovely_Onyx
      @Lovely_Onyx 5 лет назад

      Uh why

    • @gachaart5686
      @gachaart5686 5 лет назад

      No dont it won't work PLS DONT THOSE ZOMBIES are nothing but shit
      *snoop DOOOG*
      xd but really has anyone drank beer at the age of 11 cuz I have well more like slushy wine
      It was 4 month ago soo yea zombies since y'all zombies r lol fuckers u ain't getting this shit

    • @maleonabernardino3162
      @maleonabernardino3162 5 лет назад

      Need the zombie apocalypes always ready

  • @richkidd6284
    @richkidd6284 6 лет назад +271

    8:41 He said Justice league but show a video of the Avengers😂😂

  • @cookieegenix5780
    @cookieegenix5780 4 года назад +44

    Normal people: *dying from zombies*
    Me: *vibing with my two brain cells*

    • @YoutubeGamerMan
      @YoutubeGamerMan 3 года назад

      What if you found out that zombies just need to bite you rather than eat your brain

  • @erishrresto8677
    @erishrresto8677 5 лет назад +219

    "Imagine you're some kind of Justice League"
    Shows Avengers clip

  • @precastspoon3994
    @precastspoon3994 5 лет назад +65

    A leather jacket saved my life . im naturrally bullied and i love leather and he pulled a pocket knife out and threatened me if i didnt give him my stuff that i have i said no ,he put the knife close to me and tryed to stab me in the stomach but i had a leather jacket and it went through but stopped the knife from stabing my liver,or deep tissue , but i got stabbed still but it still cut partial tissue . I was so relieved .

    • @maesandralacasa730
      @maesandralacasa730 5 лет назад +5

      Oh your tummy got stabbed sad😢

    • @KatieCat
      @KatieCat 5 лет назад +14

      Uuuh did the bully get arrested? He should know better... if you died it would be considered murder.

    • @losdor7385
      @losdor7385 5 лет назад +3

      Naturally? Report them

    • @t.lanfield1936
      @t.lanfield1936 5 лет назад +5

      The hell? You need to report that Stephen King bully!

    • @courtlists
      @courtlists 5 лет назад +4

      The Kid who stabbed you can piss off who ever raised this child did not do very good, His mother could be an alchoholic, Im not talking about mc gamer mc gamer im talking about the kid who stabbed you.

  • @juanrecinos9632
    @juanrecinos9632 5 лет назад +186

    Could you use an Ironman suit in a zombie apocalypse?

    • @candycottonchloe1881
      @candycottonchloe1881 5 лет назад +5

      Great idea 😂 lol

    • @redemperorph7682
      @redemperorph7682 5 лет назад +9

      I have captain america shiel

    • @nataschabennett965
      @nataschabennett965 5 лет назад +4

      Looooooool

    • @gachaart5686
      @gachaart5686 5 лет назад +3

      No just be prepared make a bag for this food after so it won't go bad but TWINKIES THEY actually never go bad! So a dozen of those for me and a dozen of water!

    • @callmethunderlight6879
      @callmethunderlight6879 5 лет назад +5

      ARE WE CLOSE TO PRODUCE IRON MAN SUITE

  • @miles_.x9042
    @miles_.x9042 4 года назад +16

    *zombie apocalypse happens*
    Any surviving group: We're safe here
    *Pumped up kicks starts playing*
    Any group: Something wrong we can feel it

  • @srsherman7390
    @srsherman7390 5 лет назад +68

    * *zombie outbreak happens* *
    Gun enthusiasts: hold my minigun

    • @shaws120
      @shaws120 5 лет назад +3

      More like: get my minigun

    • @gachaart5686
      @gachaart5686 5 лет назад +2

      I'm laughing but minigun won't have lots of ammo but STEEL BAT I have one so 😶🔪😂 I'm good plus super sharp knives

    • @shaws120
      @shaws120 5 лет назад

      @@gachaart5686 nahh ill just get the lucksman and fire arrows at the air

    • @martinb213
      @martinb213 4 года назад

      JM PLAYZ YT no it’s *zombie break out*
      Gun enthusiasts:bud get my golden ark we snipe-omg these dweebs
      *grabs golden ak and goes on rapid fire killing walking dead mode*

    • @pjorgox8392
      @pjorgox8392 4 года назад

      Minigun wouldn't be effective

  • @artplayz3425
    @artplayz3425 5 лет назад +48

    8:42 "justice league"
    Me: BUT ITS AVENGERS

  • @bushcraftsurvival8889
    @bushcraftsurvival8889 5 лет назад +243

    8:40 says imagine your are some kind of justice league
    Shows: The Avengers
    Hahahaha

    • @dysphoric5153
      @dysphoric5153 5 лет назад +5

      I was literally just about to comment that then saw your comment and cried because someone stole my idea.

    • @dysphoric5153
      @dysphoric5153 5 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @reinsama5436
      @reinsama5436 5 лет назад +1

      You tried to steal someone's else idea Mantis

    • @ryef711
      @ryef711 5 лет назад +1

      Hahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhhaahhahahahahahahahqhahahahahahahahahahahahah

    • @godhedsmanden
      @godhedsmanden 5 лет назад

      Avengers are some kind of justice league

  • @vermilion3658
    @vermilion3658 4 года назад +30

    Zombies:"here we come!"
    People who already watched so many "how to survive a zombie apocalypse" and trained themselves be like:
    Are you challenging me?

  • @louisperez7022
    @louisperez7022 5 лет назад +43

    When he said the walking dead was not the best one to watch, he lied. I have watched all 8 series twice already. I feel like I'm ready!.....

    • @gachaart5686
      @gachaart5686 5 лет назад +3

      My parents watched all the zombie seasons all of them episode's movies whatever so steel bat or regular bat so I have both so why not bring both plus I was in soccer good at running good at zombie games good at blocking the ball in the net so I'm good for the apocalypse

    • @djpemb
      @djpemb 4 года назад +1

      Gimme a revolver baseball bat or a assault rifle and I’m good

  • @harambe9943
    @harambe9943 6 лет назад +132

    Gun or Blade?
    1.Depends on how many zombies there are
    2.A blade has virtually unlimited ammo

    • @kailuslohrum1651
      @kailuslohrum1651 6 лет назад +7

      But a blade can break

    • @traderjoes7976
      @traderjoes7976 6 лет назад +9

      Kailus Lohrum takes alot

    • @Avis03
      @Avis03 6 лет назад +1

      Gun you know why minigun+rpg= destruction

    • @trippatgu_6288
      @trippatgu_6288 6 лет назад +1

      Anything Anywhere whatever
      Minigun is on an A10 warthog is good enough

    • @shabibfun1036
      @shabibfun1036 6 лет назад +3

      take both

  • @persephtwo
    @persephtwo 6 лет назад +344

    How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse
    *See’s Thumbnail*
    ???
    *Zombie Apocalypse Happens*
    *Builds Wall Of Bananas Around Me*
    *Realizes The Thumbnail Was Just A Joke*
    Me: I’m Screwed.
    Edit: and no I’m not dead. I threw poop at the zombies and they left pretty quick.

    • @joseaguilar1600
      @joseaguilar1600 6 лет назад +3

      ImperfectedGamer 834 lol same

    • @blangie_bby
      @blangie_bby 6 лет назад +1

      Bruh😂😂😂

    • @yes904
      @yes904 6 лет назад +12

      No wonder you died you were supposed to make it out of lemons and limes not bananas.

    • @hero9402
      @hero9402 6 лет назад +2

      I will like to kill some zombies in Roblox zombie attack. :/

    • @anadhdprepper6490
      @anadhdprepper6490 6 лет назад

      You'd keep out Ron Swanson

  • @NinjaPandaa
    @NinjaPandaa 4 года назад +35

    Thumbnail: Shows guy in a banana fort
    Me: Yeah, that seems fine.

    • @kuragar1
      @kuragar1 3 года назад

      Im gonna commit banana dude

  • @teriyakii1235
    @teriyakii1235 5 лет назад +21

    How to survive a Zombie Apocalypse:
    Stand in the middle of the road using bananas

  • @jeyuno132
    @jeyuno132 6 лет назад +110

    Trumps wall will FINALY come in handy

  • @ethanthai58
    @ethanthai58 6 лет назад +158

    I saw a different video with the same thumbnail and it said 10 worst places to hide during a zombie apocalypse. LOL
    Edit: Wow guys, thank you for the likes, but I just found out that it was 13 not 10 sorry 😂😂😂

  • @rey-vf8hu
    @rey-vf8hu 3 года назад +2

    Zombies: Let me introduce myself
    Gamers: Imma ruin this man's Carrier

  • @tornkey8771
    @tornkey8771 6 лет назад +132

    I have a butterfly knife karambit machete and a sledgehammer. Oh and don't forget the frying pan! XD

    • @_tygy_678
      @_tygy_678 5 лет назад +2

      How much for the pan??

    • @shajamesgorriceta5532
      @shajamesgorriceta5532 5 лет назад +1

      Think that u are playing pubg and the zombies is a call from someone only PUBGplayer can get it

    • @stardustlover8446
      @stardustlover8446 5 лет назад +1

      XDD looking for weapons only havee knives rn

    • @elwynn5125
      @elwynn5125 5 лет назад

      Oqurase ive Got a butterfly knife (Ima hitgirl fan So thats Why hehe), a frying pan, an agressive sister, a nice teddy bear (useful i know) and some cactus
      Lmao

    • @stardustlover8446
      @stardustlover8446 5 лет назад

      @@elwynn5125 👌

  • @angelitagruetzmacher6581
    @angelitagruetzmacher6581 3 года назад +4

    How to survive a zombie apocalypse :
    Step 1 : hide in a banana fort

  • @addisonninjastar7564
    @addisonninjastar7564 5 лет назад +53

    Right below this video I see "13 Worst places to hide during a zombie apocalypse." with the same thumbnail.

    • @Aaa-nx1ik
      @Aaa-nx1ik 5 лет назад +2

      Addison NinjaStar me too!

    • @connr8691
      @connr8691 5 лет назад +3

      Yo same

    • @thatoneguy6838
      @thatoneguy6838 5 лет назад +3

      Addison NinjaStar I see a falcons vs patriots week 7 NFL game in 2017 lol.

  • @Cat-dw2bp
    @Cat-dw2bp 5 лет назад +100

    “And nobody has weapons at their house”
    this is america

    • @djpemb
      @djpemb 4 года назад +3

      I’m uk HELP

    • @memeguy6637
      @memeguy6637 4 года назад +1

      @@djpemb same

    • @blue_valley_hotrods
      @blue_valley_hotrods 4 года назад +4

      Life hack you are safe if you make a banana fort and duck tape and dank memes and games are your ugh bugaboo powers

    • @clodycoco5135
      @clodycoco5135 4 года назад +5

      I have really 2 guns 1 sword
      1 crossbow 2 knifes 1 Leather black jacket
      2 cats 1 husky
      1000000,000000 forks
      1 bike

    • @neetaprasad4595
      @neetaprasad4595 4 года назад +2

      @@clodycoco5135 Actually?! 😂

  • @badinfo7878
    @badinfo7878 5 лет назад +34

    There are something you forgot like insects that can/will carry the virus and how will you deal with them. One bite from a mosquito and you’re gone.

  • @demitripensktro4565
    @demitripensktro4565 6 лет назад +88

    STAY BACK YA DROOLING DUFIS I-I HAVE A S-S-SPOON

  • @lpcofficialchannel8910
    @lpcofficialchannel8910 6 лет назад +286

    So I can't wear my *Lightning McQueen crocs*

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 4 года назад +36

    "You don't have any guns"
    Florida, Detroit, Russia and Texas : *ok*

  • @Sonobv
    @Sonobv 6 лет назад +94

    “Imagine youre in some kind of Justice League” *shows avengers

  • @jmearse
    @jmearse 6 лет назад +116

    So if there is a zombie apocalypse just buy a bunch of bananas

  • @n.rv..n
    @n.rv..n 5 лет назад +32

    Best way to survive zombie apocalypse -
    Just kill the zombies.... again!

  • @jhonbanegadon_
    @jhonbanegadon_ 4 года назад +8

    Normal people : Zombies run
    Gamers : Let's rock in roll 😈

  • @calm-men6957
    @calm-men6957 6 лет назад +322

    I own a knife.Not a kitchen knife but a
    Butter knife

  • @ridhoaddurrunnafis4352
    @ridhoaddurrunnafis4352 5 лет назад +108

    Build a shelter using Nokia phone
    : v

  • @trankomen6790
    @trankomen6790 4 года назад +9

    In combat you forgot the most important rule...
    Rule #2: *DOUBLE TAP*

  • @darkness8149
    @darkness8149 4 года назад +14

    Me: watch thumbnail
    Also me:brilliant!!!

  • @qiwenlin8291
    @qiwenlin8291 6 лет назад +8

    How to to survive a zombie apocalypse:
    Tell your mom to groan at the zombies that they will run away.

    • @1h058
      @1h058 6 лет назад

      Minck Gaming lmfao

    • @yellowr2022
      @yellowr2022 6 лет назад

      What the hell dude xD

    • @waterleeleepad
      @waterleeleepad 6 лет назад

      Minck Gaming
      I WILL BUILD A GREAT WALL.....It all makes SENSE.....trump is preparing us for the apocalypse

  • @panaskaew703
    @panaskaew703 6 лет назад +175

    I know how to be safe cuz I'll be in my
    Living room
    Get it cuz "living"
    I'm probably gonna die
    EDIT:Thanks for the likes

    • @juliagleason1202
      @juliagleason1202 6 лет назад +3

      A Guy with a RUclips Channel I get it! LIVING!

    • @triplejgaming3291
      @triplejgaming3291 6 лет назад +2

      Were

    • @cabra9828
      @cabra9828 6 лет назад +3

      Bathroom* :D

    • @huggs614
      @huggs614 6 лет назад +2

      A Guy with a RUclips Channel. Then it would be the dead room

    • @yuh751
      @yuh751 6 лет назад +2

      Guess its not the living room anymore

  • @marinettedupaincheng7130
    @marinettedupaincheng7130 5 лет назад +64

    Me: *I am safe my uncle has 2 guns* (laugh's)
    My uncle: *I gave 2 guns but 0 bullets*
    Me: *hahaha huh ahhhhhhh* (starts crying)

  • @eschatical4052
    @eschatical4052 3 года назад +11

    Nobody:
    The family that lives on a farm:
    Its showtime

    • @Sddvhjkkll
      @Sddvhjkkll 3 года назад

      COUNTRY ROAADS

    • @trashmammal9203
      @trashmammal9203 3 года назад

      @@Sddvhjkkll TAAAAKE MEEE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

  • @enderisaac6199
    @enderisaac6199 5 лет назад +36

    Me:*looks at my Grandfathers collection of ww2 memorabilia*
    Also me:Y E S

    • @funkymonkey7065
      @funkymonkey7065 4 года назад

      Have a metal bat and a fire arm for you don’t depend on your gun because if you run out of ammo your dead and there’s gonna be no more ammo in the gun store because other survivors probably took them.

  • @SmartBoy-ht7jy
    @SmartBoy-ht7jy 6 лет назад +9

    Gamers:i have waited for this day.
    Normal people:oh my god.somebody save me

  • @theonlyshinyumbreon
    @theonlyshinyumbreon 6 лет назад +4

    Top ten tips to survive a zombie Apocalypse...
    1. remember that zombies don't exist and that it's just your neighbors before they had their cup of coffee...

  • @justinroveglia7432
    @justinroveglia7432 3 года назад +19

    the fact that i got recommended this in 2020 scares me.

  • @amirmoradi8147
    @amirmoradi8147 6 лет назад +7

    On the thumbnail I would choose a machete because it’s silent and deadly and it wouldn’t attrack any zombies and you don’t need to practice how to fight with it, and if you chose the gun you would need accuracy and practice

    • @donovanmaddix8240
      @donovanmaddix8240 6 лет назад

      Just saying, you would need practice. You wouldn’t be able to pull the machete out of their heads

  • @darind8289
    @darind8289 5 лет назад +8

    Boy:dies
    me:Meh
    Girl: dies
    me: D: WAHHHHH
    Old people: dies
    me:ADJDHUIAGFgf SO SADDD
    Family member :dies
    Me; *dies of sadness*

  • @azre_rero
    @azre_rero 6 лет назад +86

    The tips to survive the zombie apocalypes
    Eat zombies

    • @azre_rero
      @azre_rero 6 лет назад +8

      Joke xD

    • @sabertooth2654
      @sabertooth2654 5 лет назад +8

      Flipping genius

    • @nibwhipdragon
      @nibwhipdragon 5 лет назад +8

      Yea, get infected without getting bitten.

    • @paddlesaddlelad1881
      @paddlesaddlelad1881 5 лет назад +7

      @@nibwhipdragon if you bite zombies they will be cured, easy peasy lemon squeezy ; your teeth will become dull anyway.

    • @mallow6686
      @mallow6686 5 лет назад +1

      Tasty bois

  • @ken_lewis
    @ken_lewis 4 года назад +18

    8:40
    Narrator:*tells us to be justice league*
    Background:shows avengers

    • @mkvagyok2260
      @mkvagyok2260 3 года назад +1

      I literraly wrote it down but now i see you did it before me

    • @ken_lewis
      @ken_lewis 3 года назад

      @@mkvagyok2260 lol

  • @CasualNotice
    @CasualNotice 6 лет назад +15

    "Shotguns...if you use one the blowback [sic] will probably knock you into the mouth of a waiting zombie." How powerful do you think shotguns are? A 12-gauge firing buckshot or a slug doesn't have a whole lot more recoil than a good hunting rifle (like a 30-06). More to the point, a shotgun loaded with 01 or 06 shot really reduces the need for precision aiming.

  • @indiangrunt
    @indiangrunt 6 лет назад +1598

    We all know that zombie apolocypse will never happen but still it makes me hyped when i just think about it

    • @Life-sy5ly
      @Life-sy5ly 6 лет назад +116

      Nuke Well if the Rabies virus mutate in the right ways, then the zombie apocalypse might be possible.

    • @kaiver4742
      @kaiver4742 6 лет назад +57

      Well there is this drug called flakka (?? Not sure) where u act like one

    • @michalelin7800
      @michalelin7800 6 лет назад +21

      KaverDraws no that was fake

    • @ddcans2983
      @ddcans2983 6 лет назад +33

      Have you seen people on flakka or krokidil? Those people are pretty much zombies

    • @deuceparker6921
      @deuceparker6921 6 лет назад +6

      Me too

  • @joshuadunford3171
    @joshuadunford3171 6 лет назад +718

    1. DONT GO TO THE SAFTEY ZONES! That will be crowded so it will be where the zombies want to go next
    2. If you are near a lab or are a scientist and you, find a zombie child than catch it DONT KILL IT you can use it as a test subject to find a cure, since the zombie is a kid than if it escapes it will be easer to recapture ( some might say that the zombie kids are not kids so have no moral compass, but your moral compass is what separates you from them, if you flow my advice than you are a good person, I hope there are more people like you still alive)
    3. Bring poison if all is lost than killing your self is better than the zombie getting to you
    4. Never use a gun, it uses bullets that can't be reused and it is loud and will give you away
    5. It may look cool to have a bat with nails in it but bats are blunt weapons and the nail will make it less effective, worse yet if you miss and swing to hard the nail might hit you on the head killing you
    6. Never tell people advice and let your guard downhsdhdjdnddndjjddhhddhjjkxjxfjgdvgfhfgkbhfgkbjgvkfjfg
    4. Bbbrrrraaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnsssss
    8. Disregard all that advice
    7. Don't wear helmets let your brain exposed
    3. Don't use Weaphones
    08765. Let me eat your brains

    • @RevenantCollision
      @RevenantCollision 6 лет назад +79

      Shiiiiit he’s infected

    • @Lucas-id2vf
      @Lucas-id2vf 6 лет назад +17

      Pedro Is Playing yea he is

    • @yellowr2022
      @yellowr2022 6 лет назад +33

      +Joshua Dunford, you can use gun but you must have a silencer

    • @yellowr2022
      @yellowr2022 6 лет назад +30

      but I'm pretty sure your a fudging zombie

    • @TDM2002
      @TDM2002 6 лет назад +12

      Everything okay?? Lol

  • @jevonmylescoloma4208
    @jevonmylescoloma4208 4 года назад +42

    Normal People when dying in an outbreak: Goodbye, ill see you later
    Gamers when dying in an outbreak:
    *I'll respawn*

  • @johnangelomendoza2003
    @johnangelomendoza2003 5 лет назад +602

    who's here after seing zombie deer

    • @kevykid1
      @kevykid1 5 лет назад +8

      Me

    • @zyke.361
      @zyke.361 5 лет назад +10

      Me too I'm so scared

    • @reverseflash712
      @reverseflash712 5 лет назад +1

      @@zyke.361 Its not that big of a deal

    • @markiachannel3683
      @markiachannel3683 5 лет назад +4

      I thought I was the only one🤣😭

    • @zyke.361
      @zyke.361 5 лет назад

      @@reverseflash712 lol true ahahha

  • @valoz3707
    @valoz3707 6 лет назад +36

    How ironic. Last night I had a dream about a zombie post apocalyptic world..

  • @alf3488
    @alf3488 6 лет назад +31

    1. Find shelter. Mainly somewhere that is surrounded by water. Steep hills or maintain. You want any terrain that makes it hard for them to get you.
    2. You want weapons like swords that will need main power. But won’t need bullets like guns. You should only use guns for emergencies. The sound from the guns will draw in more.
    3. You want to be in a area that is good for farming. Start planting seeds and other crops on this area. But you will need to scavenge for markets and stores to find food you can eat while the plants start to sprouts.

    • @thesurvivlist5440
      @thesurvivlist5440 6 лет назад

      Al F also i bet most people dont even know how to use guns

    • @user-yy4rz2ox9p
      @user-yy4rz2ox9p 6 лет назад

      Al F You go to an island that is good for farming and live there knowing that zombies cant swim

    • @user-yy4rz2ox9p
      @user-yy4rz2ox9p 6 лет назад

      Unknown 2 They will have to learn how

    • @hansonong88
      @hansonong88 6 лет назад

      -Unknown 2 just get a toy gun or water gun lol-

    • @thesurvivlist5440
      @thesurvivlist5440 6 лет назад

      Κωνσταντίνος Καραμανος thats going to take a long time and a lot of ammo

  • @katyusha9050
    @katyusha9050 4 года назад +4

    “Just find a bar and get some cocktails and combine them with fire”
    *oh yeah its big brain time*

  • @lpcofficialchannel8910
    @lpcofficialchannel8910 6 лет назад +27

    Anyone notice he showed avengers as he said "justice league" *TRIGGERED*

  • @crystalpalacios62
    @crystalpalacios62 6 лет назад +34

    I know the zombie apocalypse isn't gonna happen but yet here I am

    • @tzster4013
      @tzster4013 6 лет назад

      Crystal Palacios finally someone argree with me

    • @zombamin6362
      @zombamin6362 6 лет назад

      I would rather have that then no net neutrality

    • @xyza692
      @xyza692 6 лет назад

      you are right

    • @rojroj4066
      @rojroj4066 6 лет назад

      Lol me too

  • @kellans5x
    @kellans5x 6 лет назад +16

    This helps when your teacher is looking for your homework

  • @elieshane6519
    @elieshane6519 3 года назад +2

    my friends:
    why do zombies eat our brains?
    me:
    because they do not have their brains

  • @mmareels714
    @mmareels714 6 лет назад +573

    "Imagine your some kind of Justice League"-
    *Shows Clip Of The Avengers*

  • @vincentmoses4123
    @vincentmoses4123 6 лет назад +69

    SPREAD THE WORD. KEEP THE INTERNET THE SAME.

    • @vivania543
      @vivania543 6 лет назад

      #savenetneutrality

    • @stearnsy4005
      @stearnsy4005 6 лет назад

      This is a fucking zombie video, go spread your net neutrality shit elsewhere, it’s only America that’s affected anyway.

    • @keeganbyrd5279
      @keeganbyrd5279 6 лет назад

      Anonymous User shut the hell up

    • @filippavlovic8898
      @filippavlovic8898 6 лет назад

      Don’t you mean the United States?

    • @randomt8977
      @randomt8977 6 лет назад

      +Anonymous User Yeah but a whole lot of us live in the U.S. even if you don't though I agree it's slightly irrevlant

  • @rhaydonnelyee
    @rhaydonnelyee 5 лет назад +7

    normal people : THERE IS A ZOMBIE RUNN!!!
    gamers : GAMERS! ATTENTION GET UR GUNS!!

  • @logansymone5665
    @logansymone5665 4 года назад +14

    I’ve been watching The Walking Dead too much 😂

  • @leyahbdancing3544
    @leyahbdancing3544 6 лет назад +361

    I would choose machete because u need ammo for gun.(Look at my replys for more reasons to use a machete instead of a gun)
    Edit:OMG 100 LIKES TY
    Edit2:OMG I DIDN'T THINK I WOULD GET 200 LIKES

    • @youtubeerror7413
      @youtubeerror7413 6 лет назад +6

      Plus the machete is more efficient as u don’t need to worry about noise running out of ammo

    • @leyahbdancing3544
      @leyahbdancing3544 6 лет назад +6

      Butttt guns will make noise that will attract the zombies and the machete is more accurate because u can miss shooting bullets from a gun while trying to shoot a zombie and with a machete u can swing MULTIPLE TIMES

    • @leyahbdancing3544
      @leyahbdancing3544 6 лет назад +4

      Also a machete takes like loads of swings for it to break because it's made out of metal

    • @leyahbdancing3544
      @leyahbdancing3544 6 лет назад +3

      If u can swing a bat you can swing a machete!

    • @leyahbdancing3544
      @leyahbdancing3544 6 лет назад +2

      Machetes are also useful for opening guts of the zombies to get blood all over you to get past a horde

  • @XxStaYlzxX
    @XxStaYlzxX 6 лет назад +35

    says justice league and shows avengers lmao

  • @meadowlol8807
    @meadowlol8807 5 лет назад +22

    8:41
    Shows Avengers
    Calls them the Justice League

  • @themysticnightfury3343
    @themysticnightfury3343 4 года назад +2

    Extroverts in the Apocalypse: “No! Who am I gonna talk to so I don’t go insane?!”
    Introverts: “This is like me avoiding people everyday except they wanna eat me instead of talking to me.”

    • @get_lost6227
      @get_lost6227 4 года назад

      Isn't it the same thing? Eating you and talking to you?

    • @themysticnightfury3343
      @themysticnightfury3343 4 года назад

      Get_ Lost not really, unless you count dying and talking to death.

  • @carlos-ig5iy
    @carlos-ig5iy 6 лет назад +98

    I have a confetti hand gun, pretty sure I'm ready

    • @killzinshadows3767
      @killzinshadows3767 6 лет назад +10

      BeeKing
      That may be Overkill, maybe try and find a gun that has a flag that says bang when u pull the trigger it'll be more practical and have less chance of collateral damage

    • @carlos-ig5iy
      @carlos-ig5iy 6 лет назад +6

      chillin shadows true, wouldn't want to kill the survivors as well

    • @jasonalen7459
      @jasonalen7459 6 лет назад +2

      I have a lupara that shoots cereal, maybe that will get the zombies

    • @Pokemon_Doge
      @Pokemon_Doge 6 лет назад +3

      Jason Alen CALM YOUR ASS DOWN BRO

    • @qazimhalimi4399
      @qazimhalimi4399 6 лет назад

      Don't worry I have a sniper to no scope them

  • @earthycart3535
    @earthycart3535 6 лет назад +33

    😂😂🤣 zombies are actually living things that are controlled by other living things

    • @simplygam3r770
      @simplygam3r770 5 лет назад

      MeGaChIkEn or dead things controlled by living things, if the being is dead the living virus can take over the systems and use the body

  • @thereprehensible435
    @thereprehensible435 6 лет назад +8

    "Leather will protect you from bites"... Even if a zombo can't pierce the leather with its smashed in teeth, the lack of pain and physical limiters grants them surprising strength. They'd simply break bones if you let them get a hold of you, leather be damned.

  • @kellygreen2196
    @kellygreen2196 4 года назад +4

    Me: hears zombie apocalypse is here “MOM DAD LETS GET MY BASEBALL BAT AND NERF GUNS!!!!!”

  • @michealbarry7299
    @michealbarry7299 5 лет назад +34

    With all the rubbish happening now we may need this video at the feature

  • @pulse9218
    @pulse9218 6 лет назад +26

    "The first rule of zombie fight club,
    is never talk about zombie fight club"

  • @nightcap43
    @nightcap43 5 лет назад +64

    I'm a kid I can't drive but I have an axe

  • @jchinel
    @jchinel 4 года назад +2

    1: Get Out Of Home And Get Your Car To Go To Get The Any Train
    2 Pick A Train Like Speed Trains But Get Food From Any Supermarket
    3: If There No Train Get A Car And Drive To The Highway

    • @Raj-wf6ln
      @Raj-wf6ln 4 года назад

      Joshua what about other people

    • @Raj-wf6ln
      @Raj-wf6ln 4 года назад

      Other people will try and kill you for loot

  • @noahkramer3637
    @noahkramer3637 5 лет назад +23

    I watched cuz of the thumbnail

  • @gillybuckley4274
    @gillybuckley4274 5 лет назад +30

    Everyone else: AHH!!! ZOMBIES!!!
    Me: I'm gonna kill me some zombies.(grabbing an air rifle)YAH!!!
    Next day...
    Me: Zombies? What zombies? (Standing on one) Oh. You mean these things. No more zombie Apocalypse with me around.

    • @gachaart5686
      @gachaart5686 5 лет назад +1

      But steel bat 😢 welp theres more so good luck 😂

    • @paleenderplayz9027
      @paleenderplayz9027 5 лет назад

      literally standing on 1million zombies XD lol can you imagine that?

    • @djpemb
      @djpemb 4 года назад

      How much ammo did you have!!!!!!

    • @stuffyx3478
      @stuffyx3478 4 года назад

      Why do people with an air rifle always think they’re so badass, you’re shitty little pellet gun isn’t gonna do shit

  • @manjeetkaur8527
    @manjeetkaur8527 5 лет назад +6

    Zombie Appocalipse:We are gone eat everyone
    Mind Warehou:I am gonna end this zombies whole career

  • @frankykunaimexd
    @frankykunaimexd 4 года назад +4

    Who thinks zombie apocalypse is coming like below. Comment me down what are your possibilities of survival.