How Could We Survive a Zombie Apocalypse?

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  • Опубликовано: 1 янв 2025

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @trumpalicious9023
    @trumpalicious9023 7 лет назад +2054

    Two survivors are talking
    - survivor 1" I had a friend's who died a while back"
    - survivor 2 " did the zombies get him?"
    - survivor 1 "no, he just got stung by a bee"

  • @coleballenger4595
    @coleballenger4595 3 года назад +157

    God, I am so proud of this channel and whoever the guy is that runs it. I've been here, subscribed, watching since the days he made this sort of content and to see him literally turn into an activist and start making content that really helps the world is so goddamn wonderful.

  • @jasperbio8915
    @jasperbio8915 6 лет назад +2048

    I honestly think that people would be a bigger problem than the zombies

    • @justinnance6938
      @justinnance6938 5 лет назад +212

      Basically what the walking dead is about.

    • @mythicalpotato9301
      @mythicalpotato9301 5 лет назад +65

      justin nance Yeah, but if it’s a Last of Us one you’ve got bigger problems.

    • @ultravioletxrays125
      @ultravioletxrays125 5 лет назад +51

      exactly, humans did more damage in world war z than the actual zombies.

    • @CylanthroTheNutcase
      @CylanthroTheNutcase 5 лет назад +14

      It would be a problem except if it were left 4 dead.

    • @elias.florian6284
      @elias.florian6284 5 лет назад +6

      Ever watched TWD??

  • @tracaine
    @tracaine 4 года назад +826

    Judging from the reaction to simply wearing masks, no. We could not survive. There would be people in the streets insisting that it's their right to be eaten.

    • @End336
      @End336 3 года назад +56

      agreed

    • @MasterHaloOne
      @MasterHaloOne 3 года назад +1

      If you are forced to wear a mask and a vaccine. Then you can be forced to do anything

    • @linkofvev
      @linkofvev 3 года назад +98

      @@MasterHaloOne Found the first person to be killed by patient 0.

    • @youtubestudiosucks978
      @youtubestudiosucks978 3 года назад +17

      @@MasterHaloOne you get pegged dont you?

    • @owl8185
      @owl8185 3 года назад +7

      @@youtubestudiosucks978 wow that was some quick projection

  • @BRUtahn
    @BRUtahn 5 лет назад +561

    "First, locate a mall. Then, don't go there." Hahaha

    • @devinhoyt3897
      @devinhoyt3897 5 лет назад +26

      What? I thought you go straight to the roof and play chess with the guy at the gun store roof? 😄

    • @100chaoticdumbassenergy8
      @100chaoticdumbassenergy8 5 лет назад +6

      @@devinhoyt3897 yeah I know right? 😂😂😂

    • @vaqifvliyev7877
      @vaqifvliyev7877 4 года назад +6

      The Fucking Dead season 10

    • @FaJar-fj1zq
      @FaJar-fj1zq 4 года назад +3

      FaJar 💋💋⚘⚘🍾🍾💘💘🍸🍸🍷🍷☕☕🏘🏘🏘🏘🏘🏘🏘🏘🏘SERMERUXII6

    • @envy77
      @envy77 3 года назад

      @@devinhoyt3897 😂😂😂

  • @odessaderoche9926
    @odessaderoche9926 5 лет назад +2783

    Just be the main character.

    • @synswrld2578
      @synswrld2578 5 лет назад +99

      Craig Virus This is actually funny if you think about it cause main characters rarely die😂😂

    • @daydream_.1188
      @daydream_.1188 5 лет назад +82

      Just be the black dude that died first

    • @josemontes9127
      @josemontes9127 5 лет назад +12

      But when they do fuuuuuuck😅

    • @dyotton
      @dyotton 5 лет назад +108

      Just as long as your name isnt Lee

    • @sandinmytoes7027
      @sandinmytoes7027 5 лет назад +44

      Craig Virus *Rick Grimes wants to know your location*

  • @coldcase8085
    @coldcase8085 5 лет назад +2650

    *The best way to survive zombie Apocalypse is*
    Being the camera man

    • @100chaoticdumbassenergy8
      @100chaoticdumbassenergy8 5 лет назад +26

      If you're in quarantine or Rec don't be the camera man in fact be someone outside

    • @quillmorningstar8713
      @quillmorningstar8713 5 лет назад +6

      Unless its one of those found footage movies where you are one of the characters. Avoid that at all costs.

    • @zachmorris3017
      @zachmorris3017 5 лет назад +1

      Be a ant/ fly/ Roach/ and last but not least a bird 👍

    • @zachmorris3017
      @zachmorris3017 5 лет назад

      @fung whyou I'll be a fly or a eagle or a parasite if that doesn't work you already know the saying...... If you can't beat them join them 😁😂🤣 .... thanks for the info

    • @picklerick6434
      @picklerick6434 5 лет назад

      How about living in space

  • @64wy4x8s
    @64wy4x8s 2 года назад +97

    Second Thought used to be such a different channel haha

    • @dannya1854
      @dannya1854 2 года назад +30

      He's trying to educate humanity on how to survive itself still tho.

    • @idontknoq4813
      @idontknoq4813 Год назад +4

      He sounds dead inside in these old videos.

  • @OwlsV
    @OwlsV 6 лет назад +704

    I like to think I could survive, but I would most likely be one of the first to die.

    • @FluufyPvPTM
      @FluufyPvPTM 6 лет назад +4

      I can't tell

    • @dominicrocks5841
      @dominicrocks5841 6 лет назад +4

      Same

    • @dominicrocks5841
      @dominicrocks5841 6 лет назад +24

      But if one of my family members died I would go savage.

    • @politecatbrother2664
      @politecatbrother2664 6 лет назад +1

      solution buys ak-47 for 800 $ cheap and deadly

    • @mabinty4944
      @mabinty4944 6 лет назад

      I mean, if your family member(s) are/is in the military, (I guess it depends on what they do there) you probably have a gun of some sort hidden in your house.

  • @shodanl3948
    @shodanl3948 7 лет назад +956

    Remember the rule of 3,
    you'll live 3 minutes without air,
    3 hours without shelter (in winter environment)
    3 days without water,
    3 weeks without food.

    • @brianshaggy
      @brianshaggy 7 лет назад +53

      Louis Smith 3 days without water..... well shit i'm immortal its been a year since i had any water

    • @Lonkedna
      @Lonkedna 7 лет назад +27

      3 seconds u-
      Wait, 3 sec-
      Forgot again, 3-
      ...

    • @tanraycz
      @tanraycz 7 лет назад +7

      False.

    • @tanraycz
      @tanraycz 7 лет назад +8

      10 Minutes without air is lethal.

    • @tanraycz
      @tanraycz 7 лет назад

      nono everything is false.

  • @zyber508
    @zyber508 5 лет назад +765

    yo fam just craft a diamond sword and some armor then build a house with torches. Can't get you in light bruv

    • @darkoboi4365
      @darkoboi4365 5 лет назад +18

      wooooow! Smartie,But where will u get diamonds

    • @rxz7239
      @rxz7239 5 лет назад +36

      @@darkoboi4365 creative

    • @aquamos118
      @aquamos118 5 лет назад +13

      Darko Boi mining nigga

    • @randomcat9314
      @randomcat9314 5 лет назад +5

      Aquamos 11 we cannot punch trees and my pickaxes is broken :(

    • @ericolsen5592
      @ericolsen5592 5 лет назад +9

      Zombies can get through torches, they just can't spawn in them.

  • @YuutoRobert
    @YuutoRobert 5 лет назад +292

    To be honest, i would rather die from a bee sting than get chomped by a group of zombies

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 3 года назад +12

      Bunch of flat toothed omnivores with poor canines trying to tear at your flesh while alive, yeah unpleasant.

  • @codekillerz5392
    @codekillerz5392 7 лет назад +995

    "Step one, locate a mall. Then, don't go there."
    Liked and subscribed

    • @SecondThought
      @SecondThought  7 лет назад +42

      +CodeKillerz Good choice! :)

    • @thanasispapazoglou8135
      @thanasispapazoglou8135 7 лет назад +10

      he started having second thoughts about his decisions XD

    • @codekillerz5392
      @codekillerz5392 7 лет назад +6

      I leave for two hours and get a reply from you. That's brilliant.

    • @bass283
      @bass283 7 лет назад +5

      CodeKillerz
      Here's the thing, everyone who knows about malls will run away, this means that there will be no people in the mall. this means that all you need is a rifle with a suppressor attached and 30 bullets

    • @geraalcht
      @geraalcht 7 лет назад +5

      +Mike Kas Reverse psychology. I like it.

  • @Sasuri
    @Sasuri 7 лет назад +4246

    *Why not steal a sail boat? No need for fuel.*

    • @josharnold8263
      @josharnold8263 7 лет назад +843

      That would make too much sense.

    • @triroa
      @triroa 7 лет назад +713

      Then you're at the mercy of wind direction. Best bet would be to get a boat that can do both.

    • @someoneelse878
      @someoneelse878 7 лет назад +323

      Too small to be really effective. We're talking private yachts and ferries over here, fam

    • @smol_hornet613
      @smol_hornet613 7 лет назад +191

      Well, the downside to that is how sodding hard it is for someone with no prior experience to operate one. And let's face it now - sail-boat maneuvering isn't exactly a very central part of the average person's life. If a regular person would jump into a random sailboat and set off, chances are they would be completely inept at it for the first 30 minutes or so. If you'd avoid stranding yourself and/or being boarded for that basic learning period, though, then it'd probably be very nice. Apart from potential boat-bandits that'd easily overtake you, that is.

    • @jdfullerton5187
      @jdfullerton5187 7 лет назад +177

      >Then you're at the mercy of wind direction.
      Thats not how sailing works dumbass

  • @cmorc9994
    @cmorc9994 7 лет назад +1454

    In soviet russia, zombie apocalypse survives you

  • @drinkoo5198
    @drinkoo5198 4 года назад +32

    0:52 I live how u put lucille in there, only The Walking Dead Fans Can Know this

  • @Ayr1n_0
    @Ayr1n_0 6 лет назад +380

    2 options
    1: move to Canada
    2: move to space

  • @DariViol
    @DariViol 7 лет назад +1557

    We can survive a zombie apocalypse by not making one in the first place.

    • @wadewilson5712
      @wadewilson5712 7 лет назад +26

      libs = zombies

    • @stressedcatinabox
      @stressedcatinabox 7 лет назад +59

      Darin Keo Or by killing the FIRST ONE SO THAT IT DOES'NT HAPPEN IN THE. FUCKING FIRST PLACE!

    • @stressedcatinabox
      @stressedcatinabox 7 лет назад +21

      Rebelic Gamez just kill the first one If it does happen

    • @danieldebeer6292
      @danieldebeer6292 7 лет назад +7

      Preach

    • @vtxros7293
      @vtxros7293 7 лет назад +53

      Or tie everyone's shoe before we bury them then they can't run or walk

  • @floof_hair3857
    @floof_hair3857 7 лет назад +811

    Step 1) Wait a few days in a secure location until the zombies blow up due to the gases released during decomposition
    Step 2 ) ????
    Step 3) Profit

    • @skrillah6259
      @skrillah6259 7 лет назад +58

      step 1 fortify house with 50 cal machine gun
      step 2 ???
      step 3 Profit

    • @heronb.4965
      @heronb.4965 7 лет назад +82

      step 1) live in brazil, where every single house has a 2m wall around the house with one single iron gate
      step 2) ????
      step 4) profit

    • @eletricmano
      @eletricmano 7 лет назад +1

      e eu achava muro ruim/desnecessário quando vim pra cá aheuhaeuhaua

    • @uncaraae4814
      @uncaraae4814 7 лет назад +2

      Benito Mussolindo a gente tem coisas mais perigosas que zumbis aqui kkkkk

    • @eletricmano
      @eletricmano 7 лет назад +1

      @Un cara ae né hsuashuahu

  • @fuyumi8768
    @fuyumi8768 5 лет назад +140

    *2060:* Zombie Apocalypse
    *Gamers:* Here we go!

    • @tahliaroberts2296
      @tahliaroberts2296 4 года назад +16

      fuyumi I don't wanna be 50 when the apocylpes starts lol

    • @tahliaroberts2296
      @tahliaroberts2296 4 года назад +2

      Daniel Chapman no I'm a few years older than ten I'm just dumb with maths lol

    • @avinashnaredla6880
      @avinashnaredla6880 4 года назад +7

      Fuyumi : zombie apocalypse will came in 2060 .
      2020 : here I am . ( 40 years early )
      Lol that was joke

    • @tahliaroberts2296
      @tahliaroberts2296 4 года назад +1

      Avinash naredla lmao ur not wrong thp

    • @hotteok1611
      @hotteok1611 4 года назад

      2021*

  • @qipeko
    @qipeko 7 лет назад +661

    1. Get in a group of 4.
    2. Fight hordes of zombies, including the special infected.
    3. Fight a Tank.
    4. Get to the saferoom.
    5. Repeat.

  • @LaJohnYT
    @LaJohnYT 7 лет назад +236

    I don't have to out run the zombies.........
    *I just have to out run YOU*

    • @SideStrafed
      @SideStrafed 7 лет назад +4

      The_Swag_Turtle assuming you're not running alone

    • @LaJohnYT
      @LaJohnYT 7 лет назад +1

      Why would I?

    • @Reilly-Maresca
      @Reilly-Maresca 7 лет назад +23

      If you can outrun me you can probably outrun the zombies walking around at the speed of a one legged toddler

    • @Flopzalot
      @Flopzalot 7 лет назад +3

      Running is for pussies. Unless they're fast, in which case I'll just take the L and shoot myself.

    • @vex4531
      @vex4531 7 лет назад +1

      The_Swag_Turtle but you are a turtle

  • @jenyletteteoxon2795
    @jenyletteteoxon2795 6 лет назад +196

    use crazy Dave's plants on "plants vs zombies"

  • @sagisdoodleverse9696
    @sagisdoodleverse9696 5 лет назад +66

    Good thing that I'm not allergic to anything, no asthma or other physical impairment. Plus I'm decently fit physically.

    • @didicantcascio3391
      @didicantcascio3391 4 года назад +4

      @Gerard Rietdijk that's not being over confident that's just being a normal person

    • @juliakraus8609
      @juliakraus8609 4 года назад +6

      Yeah, but what about how girls have a . Each month? That would be much more dangerous than allergies, cuz the zombies might smell the blood, plus the lack of supplies.

    • @jakrizmo4483
      @jakrizmo4483 4 года назад +1

      You will have to be resistant to the viral strain/parasite that causes the "Zombies" or "Infected" scenario to skyrocket like this as well

    • @rujiyachakrathok3624
      @rujiyachakrathok3624 4 года назад +2

      อยากดูชอมบี้มากๆเลย

    • @yangkong7935
      @yangkong7935 4 года назад +5

      Gerard Rietdijk but if you have to restart civilization, and all the women are gone, you can’t restart civilization

  • @3nzo.568
    @3nzo.568 6 лет назад +488

    here's another few tips that could really help survive a zombie apocalypse:
    1 - gather enough money to open up new areas
    2 - always keep an eye out for where the mystery boxes are
    3 - if you manage to find an old looking time machine, try to get it to work
    4 - in addition to food and water, stock up on juggernogs, and quick revives (you'll have to deal with the taste)
    5 - if ur in a group, always revive your friends if they are downed
    6 - use every gumball machine you see

    • @aqualemon6009
      @aqualemon6009 6 лет назад +40

      Haha is that a reference to call of duty zombies?

    • @viperish6103
      @viperish6103 6 лет назад +28

      But then you need to get a great Wall weopon for easy ammo

    • @jasontan3798
      @jasontan3798 6 лет назад +12

      I like your thinking

    • @liquifiediceinabottle8062
      @liquifiediceinabottle8062 6 лет назад +20

      3nzo. Revive me, I have the ray gun!

    • @tester1498
      @tester1498 6 лет назад +12

      thats what most people will actually fucking do

  • @NoName-rm3db
    @NoName-rm3db 7 лет назад +2266

    nerdy upper middle class gamers aren't gonna be the survivors. It's gonna be people living in rural areas or very handy working class people who are already pretty self sufficient.

    • @zeabooo7257
      @zeabooo7257 7 лет назад +176

      No Name yes I know or just people with great survival skills and experience

    • @ReconPro
      @ReconPro 7 лет назад +104

      No Name Yes, too many people in ubran areas. Plus they aren't used to being self sufficent.

    • @matthewmckenna248
      @matthewmckenna248 7 лет назад +67

      No Name Yep people who live in urban areas wouldn't have a chance in the event of zombie apocalypse. People who live in rural areas would have a much better chance at survival.

    • @si2foo
      @si2foo 7 лет назад +44

      hmm depends really on how the virus/infection spreads which will tell you who would die and who would live but yes i need to be looking for promising bridges new by where i live

    • @thespongedoobie2848
      @thespongedoobie2848 7 лет назад +74

      And a gamer can't be self Sufficient? Lmao Get over yourself mate

  • @sweetmarshieboil2170
    @sweetmarshieboil2170 5 лет назад +792

    Another way to survive a zombie apocolypse is by staying in your LIVING room

    • @sunwillexplode2209
      @sunwillexplode2209 5 лет назад +18

      Resources STOOPID people raiding the house BRO WHY U SO STOOPID

    • @anarchypizza9035
      @anarchypizza9035 5 лет назад +63

      Erick Lucero you didn’t get the joke…… LIVING room.…… smh

    • @CV-TNAA
      @CV-TNAA 5 лет назад +29

      cause its the "living" room
      hahahahahha
      #Zombiejockes

    • @givemesubslol
      @givemesubslol 5 лет назад +15

      @@sunwillexplode2209 r/woosh

    • @sunwillexplode2209
      @sunwillexplode2209 5 лет назад +2

      @@givemesubslol lol I still don't get it

  • @demonhearted8419
    @demonhearted8419 5 лет назад +282

    You know what else is terrifying
    Having no WiFi

    • @Aria-zt2rc
      @Aria-zt2rc 5 лет назад +3

      NUUUUUUUUUUU
      *deceased*

    • @xixian5196
      @xixian5196 5 лет назад +3

      Demon hearted Ranked soldier
      I’ll only survive the apocalypse because I read this comment using 4G

    • @JeffreyHeffley-x1f
      @JeffreyHeffley-x1f 5 лет назад +1

      World: *everything dies*
      Me: bummer
      Also me: *sees no WiFi network*
      Still me: Is this the end?

    • @johnboeger7499
      @johnboeger7499 5 лет назад

      MY MOM!

    • @BCTIGUY3
      @BCTIGUY3 4 года назад

      Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

  • @XDefaultBoe
    @XDefaultBoe 6 лет назад +400

    2 words: *Plot. Armor.*

  • @ywxinn
    @ywxinn 6 лет назад +335

    Go with Clementine to Richmond to be safe

    • @Brekdon
      @Brekdon 6 лет назад +4

      Miami Trench yes

    • @richmond3090
      @richmond3090 6 лет назад +3

      *Seriously??😂*

    • @HopePhase2
      @HopePhase2 6 лет назад +16

      Miami Trench If Clem was real, she solos the entire apocalypse bruh.

    • @richmond3090
      @richmond3090 6 лет назад +12

      @@HopePhase2 How to defeat clementine:
      1st: kidnap Louis
      2nd: cut louis's tongue
      3rd: lure clem to louis's cell
      *Clem sees Louis's tongue cutted off
      4th: wait until clem dies by crying too much
      5th: *Profit*
      *(reminders: if clem only cries shortly, cut louis's arm instead)*

    • @bighobo5278
      @bighobo5278 5 лет назад +1

      Yup XD

  • @dunc_n_fr
    @dunc_n_fr 6 лет назад +453

    ''...and destroy the bridge on both sides.'' First: You would basically be trapped. Second: How the hell do you want to destroy a bridge?

    • @silano360
      @silano360 6 лет назад +79

      Third: If you destroy both sides of a bridge, mid part would surely broke apart as well.

    • @marianarovoredo2059
      @marianarovoredo2059 6 лет назад +13

      Going up and down in an elevator

    • @z-rex6068
      @z-rex6068 6 лет назад

      Basic Bitch Exactly

    • @sammym2511
      @sammym2511 6 лет назад +6

      Except vehicles and walls can be destroyed. As far as the middle part of a bridge collapsing, well, that depends on the bridge.

    • @laicitestudios859
      @laicitestudios859 6 лет назад +7

      @Pshanko poor normies, not having dinamite on hand (kidding)

  • @xer0_dr3amz
    @xer0_dr3amz 5 лет назад +51

    How to survive a zombie apocalypse:
    *Be Clementine*

    • @redunleasher2147
      @redunleasher2147 4 года назад

      .

    • @iinchicken212
      @iinchicken212 3 года назад +1

      How come the child survives but every single adult dies every single adult is somehow not as good as the eight year old she's just the best somehow

  • @eticut3952
    @eticut3952 6 лет назад +339

    What to do when a zombie bites you: bite it back

  • @NOVA-ei9kj
    @NOVA-ei9kj 6 лет назад +224

    *The type of stuff I watch at 1 am*

  • @derbabo8455
    @derbabo8455 7 лет назад +2906

    Ray Guns

    • @MrMiddlewayne
      @MrMiddlewayne 7 лет назад +36

      Der Babo are for pussies

    • @normalman6078
      @normalman6078 7 лет назад +96

      Der Babo reeach for juggernog tonight

    • @raynjohnson9354
      @raynjohnson9354 7 лет назад +2

      Love it

    • @Adcts
      @Adcts 7 лет назад +54

      Fuck all of that, give me Widows Wine and Stamin-Up.

    • @jarsonmarsonsr.9336
      @jarsonmarsonsr.9336 7 лет назад +26

      Der Babo do you not like my creation the wunderwaff dg2

  • @jeffhoward162
    @jeffhoward162 3 года назад +27

    Gee, things that are just humans without any of the attributes that make humans dangerous...how threatening. A zombie apocalypse would be lucky to last a week.

    • @Jean_Jacques148
      @Jean_Jacques148 3 года назад +1

      @fastrally yes, but even if there are a lot of zombies there barely gonna be able to kill if there easy to take out.

    • @antonyduhamel1166
      @antonyduhamel1166 3 года назад

      @@Jean_Jacques148 "Easy to take out" is relative. Trained soldiers with full magazines aren't going to have an issue. The fat slob on the mobility scooter with limited vision and hearing is going to fare a lot worse. So, hopefully a lot of the people doing the 'taking out' are more like the former than the latter, or you could be in real deep shit.
      However, most of the threat of the zombie horde would be gone in a few months to a year thanks to decomposition. Their bodies would decay to the point that they lose mobility and stop being anything more than a biting land mine. This will take longer in colder climates but it will happen faster in hotter ones. The best case scenario for zombies to decay gives them two years from turn to non-threat. And that's only for the ones in the proper climate, with the best ratio of muscle-to-fat, the strongest bones, etc.

  • @trover1922
    @trover1922 6 лет назад +143

    Just some coffee... stop calling your coworkers zombies

  • @anamariatuta3104
    @anamariatuta3104 6 лет назад +193

    I live in Croatia and Croatia has more than 2000 islands and only 50 has humans on it.Sooo im safe ☺

    • @thel4303
      @thel4303 6 лет назад +7

      Same i live in Greece

    • @mujothegk3464
      @mujothegk3464 6 лет назад +1

      I to sto kazes hahahahahhaha

    • @alloygamesofter5722
      @alloygamesofter5722 6 лет назад +3

      What if you get sick

    • @HeyitsNick2
      @HeyitsNick2 5 лет назад +1

      Um zombie travel really far and can be a way they see u and kill u

    • @jttekton
      @jttekton 5 лет назад +25

      I live in Heaven.

  • @troheinii5601
    @troheinii5601 6 лет назад +480

    1) find Negan
    2) join Negan
    3) serve Negan
    Guaranteed protection

  • @brandonsoto2406
    @brandonsoto2406 4 года назад +105

    Corona virus starts.....RUclips: let’s put this on the recommend page

  • @MasticinaAkicta
    @MasticinaAkicta 7 лет назад +274

    Do zombies still rot? If so gather all healthy humans behind a big wall and wait it out. Let all those zombies rot, in time they will be dealt with. Or as some say, cold win inhibit functionality for a zombie, and heat will make it rot even faster. Not a nice sight to behold but zombies are not immortal.

    • @theepicmaxgod9648
      @theepicmaxgod9648 7 лет назад +26

      Masticina Akicta of course, but slowly, like a corpse, so you might have to wait several years, which might not seem like a lot, but a lot can happen. We blew threw several seasons of the walking dead within two years. (Two years in walking dead universe, not the time it took to make the episodes)

    • @MasticinaAkicta
      @MasticinaAkicta 7 лет назад +30

      Ah very true. Society will have changed after that, from our once big cities that we simply cant support anymore back to smaller societies, smaller groups and yes.. nondemocratic forms of government.
      I expect that different groups in different areas unable to contact each other will create different bubbles of power. Once the zombies are of the way it will be like mini countries.
      But yes first year will be HELL!

    • @chazgiustina8870
      @chazgiustina8870 7 лет назад +52

      Actually zombies would have been gone by one month because the brain would decompose and the motor skills would be gone. Sorry to ruin your zombie dreams.

    • @Lily-xd1tg
      @Lily-xd1tg 7 лет назад +3

      Masticina Akicta I think that's attack on titan

    • @kersey2734
      @kersey2734 7 лет назад +13

      In the book WWZ, the zombie apocalypse only lasted a few months because all the zombies decomposed.

  • @SecondThought
    @SecondThought  7 лет назад +717

    Hey everyone! This video was originally intended to be part of a collaboration, hence the Saturday upload, but my collab partner decided to drop off the face of the earth at the last minute. Shame, it would have been cool. At any rate, enjoy the video!

    • @cup_check_official
      @cup_check_official 7 лет назад +33

      Too bad. Pick your partners carefully you know like someone who wouldn't leave at the last minute. you know someone like me 😁

    • @cup_check_official
      @cup_check_official 7 лет назад +50

      Tsar Productions he dropped off the face of the earth. His earth was flat, unfortunately

    • @fasihjaved5756
      @fasihjaved5756 7 лет назад +3

      Tell Me This you clever duck

    • @si2foo
      @si2foo 7 лет назад +2

      who was your collab partner

    • @MeisterHaar
      @MeisterHaar 7 лет назад +10

      i don't think so Tsar, he just recently made a collaboration with Wendover and rll it would really not make much sense to make two collabs so close to another also real life lore uploaded yesterday so that would make no sense it he was going to have collaboration the next day and also both are really good friends even studied together is think.
      I think its probably a newer smaller educational youtuber and my guess would be he will not say the name because 1. so people don't hat that youtuber and 2. so he does not get extra attention even though he didn't make a video

  • @theilluminati7287
    @theilluminati7287 7 лет назад +144

    Duck tape. The Mythbusters proved that you could make a boat out of it

    • @firetarrasque4667
      @firetarrasque4667 7 лет назад +3

      I have pencils?

    • @thepicturenation5705
      @thepicturenation5705 7 лет назад +1

      Killerworm99 Gaming, I know I watched that episode

    • @the_throat_boys5139
      @the_throat_boys5139 7 лет назад +1

      Killerworm99 Gaming but not flex tape

    • @DYWTYLM
      @DYWTYLM 7 лет назад +1

      duct

    • @princecagape309
      @princecagape309 7 лет назад +1

      I will use tape, 2 knifes , flashlight, medkits , a stick and my idea is to use the stick the 2 knifes and tape and get the stick get the knifes and tape put it together and I'm ready for the dead :(:)

  • @Wolfy00000
    @Wolfy00000 5 лет назад +16

    Islands and boats actually have a good chance to encounter zombies. Bodies float and zombies are just dead people/creatures, so some of them could float to your water base (these zombies are usually nicknamed floaters). The oil rig would be the best bet since it takes an elevator or a ladder to get on. Oil rigs are also self abstaining, having a ton of food already on it, a water purifying system, plenty of shelter, gets power from the oil or from solar panels, and you are able to set up a farm. Plus, oil rigs tend to have a radio in the control room. If there is anything I missed, please tell me.

  • @tonv28
    @tonv28 7 лет назад +101

    How to survive a zombie apocalypse:
    1) Get to a remote area of England the city.

    • @Ryan-xj5et
      @Ryan-xj5et 7 лет назад +4

      Winston V. There is a city in the city of england that if an outbreak happens the only bridge into the city will be destroyed 😎

    • @bradysyeet9203
      @bradysyeet9203 7 лет назад +1

      Winston V. How to survive go buy green beans

  • @sylendraws1249
    @sylendraws1249 7 лет назад +919

    If it spreads by biting then humanity as a whole is probably fine

    • @trollism6531
      @trollism6531 7 лет назад +209

      Suarez will be the king of zombies

    • @jackconner6358
      @jackconner6358 7 лет назад +118

      SylenDraws Solution: I live in Britain so if it starts outside of Britain we can blow up the channel tunnel and stop plane and boats from coming from abroad. We survived WW2 with a lot less food so we could take rationing

    • @peenpapi4993
      @peenpapi4993 7 лет назад +124

      On The Walking Dead, even if you don't get bitten or scratched, you turn when you die.

    • @ascendedweeb328
      @ascendedweeb328 7 лет назад +14

      Ezekiel Elliott no its not possible you have to already be dead out in the open because it is not possible for you to get through 5 feet or more of dirt. And its not an air transmission virus it will be too hard for anyone to create that even with out technology. We'd be fine if we had proper warning, and most people would head to the rivers like the Mississippi river and some other ones.

    • @ascendedweeb328
      @ascendedweeb328 7 лет назад +3

      Mbizologial Taurenash the thing is america is the only country with a zombie apocalypse plan sooooo you'd need our help, and we have a super volcano since the majority of zombies will come from the east of america.we can make bunkers and tell you guys too and then somehow set our super volcano out, and yes america has a super volcano that will put the world in some sort of nuclear winter

  • @Aaron-ph5dk
    @Aaron-ph5dk 7 лет назад +453

    What about all the humans who want you stuff? since humans are still basically the main threat in a zombie outbreak

    • @Cameron-hu6hg
      @Cameron-hu6hg 7 лет назад +31

      The idea that people would want your stuff is a stupid idea at the least. Sure, there may be some looting in the beginning, but during time of crisis, humans come together. It's why the human race has existed for so long. Of course, a crisis against other humans won't be so magical, but a crisis against a common enemy, in this case zombies, people would end up coming together in groups and rationing resources among themselves. The only thing I could see people end up fighting over would be food, but if a lot of people end up dying from bites/getting killed because they're zombies, that's a whole lot of food for a whole lot less people, which means a whole lot more time to make more food.

    • @Aaron-ph5dk
      @Aaron-ph5dk 7 лет назад +3

      Cameron well stuff is a pretty broad word, and by stuff i ment food, medicine, gas, etc. if a zombie outbreak were to happen a majority in city/suburbs would get infected while everone eles would flock to the country. Since everyone went to the country they would start having encounters with other people, and those people who need stuff will take that stuff as necessary. Since as said in the video the smarter would not go and get supplies, but instead immediately evacuate would also have less stuff and more desperate for more of said "stuff"

    • @Reilly-Maresca
      @Reilly-Maresca 7 лет назад +9

      There will be looters coming. The outbreak will last a few days tops as the police and military mow the zombies down but in those few days they'll be pretty busy. Looters can and will take this opportunity

    • @Cameron-hu6hg
      @Cameron-hu6hg 7 лет назад +2

      +Aaron Valeros my argument is that so many people would die within the first week or so that all the 'stuff' people would be fighting for would be so plentiful, relative to the remaining population. It's kind of like how if there's a costco that serves 10,000 people daily, and they have enough food and supplies in stock to provide for 10,000 people daily for at least a week, if 50-75% of people end up dying in the outbreak area, that means the food and supplies would last 2-3 weeks instead of 1 week. Rationing products too would double the lifespan of the supplies as well. Why would people fight over something that isn't running low? Plus people have morals.

    • @diego2fuego869
      @diego2fuego869 7 лет назад +2

      Aaron Valeros it's not s video game then people have morals

  • @Madel1302
    @Madel1302 5 лет назад +51

    Texans:
    You've just heed your last haw

  • @niceguy1052
    @niceguy1052 7 лет назад +165

    Pfffft, all you have to do is have a relative named Carl. CAAAAARRRRLLLLLL

  • @PootLoops
    @PootLoops 7 лет назад +96

    The main reason we will survive a Zombie Apocalypse is because we are already aware of what a "zombie" is (give or take a few mechanics based on the show or game you played). A lot of these shows start with the premise of people not knowing what a zombie even is.

    • @sethjenson8219
      @sethjenson8219 7 лет назад +9

      Poot Loops they could be totally different tho

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 7 лет назад +1

      Even if we don't know what zombies are, we can kill them very fast and with very minimal risk
      The Internet and other communication methods would relay the fact that zombies can only be killed by destroying the brain
      We have ground, sea and air vehicles (zombies do not)
      If it's the slow zombies then we have nothing to worry about
      If it's the fast zombies, bring out the guns and medieval armor!

    • @slamblamboozled1245
      @slamblamboozled1245 7 лет назад +1

      They definitely wouldn't be like they are in fiction. The whole idea that the only way to kill them is by destroying the brain is impossible. In order to move around and for the brain to function at all they'd need a working heart too.

    • @sayanorasonic
      @sayanorasonic 7 лет назад

      Sam Lemke obviously shooting the brain is much easier than shooting the heart. I dont get what you are trying say here

    • @slamblamboozled1245
      @slamblamboozled1245 7 лет назад +1

      Clarence John Alfonso In most zombie films or tv shows the only way to kill a zombie is destroying the brain, shooting or stabbing them anywhere else won't do anything. I'm saying that it's impossible for a zombie to exist if the brain was the only active organ.

  • @SilvaRay
    @SilvaRay 5 лет назад +171

    Eventually zombies would turn into skelotons because when u die ur body rots away and if the zombies rot away yay we survive
    Facts

    • @voidofspace
      @voidofspace 5 лет назад

      don't

    • @hollyshay2112
      @hollyshay2112 5 лет назад +19

      Yea.. I get what you are saying... If you want to get technical then when it rains then the rain would basically melt away the zombies and their rotting flesh would just slithering down their bodies and onto the ground right? I could definitely see that happening. However, they still don't and won't die unless you strike them in their temple.. You know what I mean? Plus, let's say that the rain could melt them away.. There is way too many of them and it doesn't rain throughout the entire world at one time. Plus I am pretty sure that once they eat brains and what not that it helps the zombies to keep themselves together. Even if it didn't. There is way too many people in this world to eliminate all zombies just like that.. That wouldn't happen.. You know

    • @gaugesilva6169
      @gaugesilva6169 5 лет назад +6

      The parasite would be keeping the body and host alive making the body rot at a slower rate but yes eventually they will become skeletons

    • @richardkruger6376
      @richardkruger6376 5 лет назад

      Best zombie survival advice: ruclips.net/video/JhAqMMJQnDI/видео.html

    • @masonrothfus3546
      @masonrothfus3546 5 лет назад

      Yes. I get this!

  • @nagapandian
    @nagapandian 5 лет назад +74

    If it happened when I was in a school, this is the scenario:
    Teacher: everyone get behind cover!
    Me: ORA ORA ORA ORA
    Everyone: the heck are you doing?,
    Me: I GOT ThIS YALL
    Also me: *dies*

    • @nevify
      @nevify 4 года назад +1

      Is that a jojo reference?!

    • @erikcisneros3913
      @erikcisneros3913 4 года назад +1

      Or why not shout out ZA WARUDO

  • @kayagorzan
    @kayagorzan 6 лет назад +489

    Only if the zombies are from Minecraft

    • @prime_3924
      @prime_3924 6 лет назад +5

      Yeeeeee

    • @slyhighcody21ontwitch57
      @slyhighcody21ontwitch57 6 лет назад

      😂

    • @valk6138
      @valk6138 6 лет назад +4

      No call of duty don’t pray for Mob Of The Dead zombies pray for Der Eisendrache zombies

    • @silentbutterfly5036
      @silentbutterfly5036 5 лет назад

      even in some zombies, there special ones, so are you sure that you want creeper to be at your front door to blow up??? XD

    • @DlcEnergy
      @DlcEnergy 5 лет назад +4

      those are the worst. they can break down your door. they know you're in there. they ride with skeletons and and giant spiders. you just unleashed hell on earth.

  • @JoelJames2
    @JoelJames2 6 лет назад +13

    The only problem with your boat idea is that gasoline has an extremely limited shelf life. Even under ideal storage conditions (which is probably going to be hard to come by), gasoline can only last for three months before it is no longer dependable, if not useless. So if you're going to pile into a boat, you better have a plan in mind cause the boat is only a short term fix.
    Granted, if you manage to link up with one of those oil drilling platforms that is for some reason still operating, AND manage to find a refinery, you'll be fine. But that probably is not going to happen.

  • @Cyra_Kyara
    @Cyra_Kyara 6 лет назад +112

    Who will win?
    a Military soldier who is trained to defend the world?
    or
    a gamer who knows what they're going to do in this moment?

    • @benedictator4763
      @benedictator4763 6 лет назад +10

      C
      all of the above

    • @snowyy8416
      @snowyy8416 6 лет назад +4

      Gamer

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 6 лет назад +7

      Jake Demonake both, the gamer will teach the soldier how to kill the zombies

    • @Vyrkhan
      @Vyrkhan 6 лет назад +5

      what if the soldier is also a gamer? what if the gamer is just a noob like you? what if the soldier fks more than you?

    • @robirvine6970
      @robirvine6970 6 лет назад +3

      A fat dorky loser or a trained soldier? hmmm let me think.

  • @hmartin1761
    @hmartin1761 4 года назад +7

    The thing is, zombies can be killed pretty easy (theoretically). The thing to be worried about is other people. They will do anything for land, food. And, most importantly, survival. It's human nature to survive.

  • @wsphh2692
    @wsphh2692 5 лет назад +68

    popped up in my recommended when i started watching zombie deer videos

    • @6luelights2
      @6luelights2 5 лет назад

      Same lol

    • @encryptex2054
      @encryptex2054 5 лет назад

      same

    • @CV-TNAA
      @CV-TNAA 5 лет назад

      if the Zombie deer disease evolved to infect humans...
      A zombie apocalypse will be under way.

    • @jovitasamoy1935
      @jovitasamoy1935 4 года назад

      dats Real inid tu sorvive tu

  • @lassimattila6013
    @lassimattila6013 7 лет назад +53

    What about using a nuclear powered aircraft carrier? You have enough fuel for decades and you could use the large surface area to grow food. You would also have missiles and ciws against boats.

    • @spartan8705
      @spartan8705 7 лет назад +4

      You'll want that large surface area for aircraft to clear dry docks and ports to resupply (Could use Apaches and Chinooks for less space)

    • @SideStrafed
      @SideStrafed 7 лет назад +23

      Lassi Mattila and how the fuck would you get your hands on one?

    • @lassimattila6013
      @lassimattila6013 7 лет назад +5

      Zee Naught Team up with some navy people who knows how to operate it and then hijack it.

    • @milkboy2228
      @milkboy2228 7 лет назад +3

      Zee Naught
      Hah. The advantages of living in America. If a zombie apocalypse happens all we have to so is head to Wal-Mart and we're set.

    • @dogpicture_
      @dogpicture_ 7 лет назад +4

      Lassi Mattila it takes 3 to 5 thousand people to operate one.

  • @velix2242
    @velix2242 7 лет назад +920

    "Could we survive?"
    Me:it depends on what kinda zombie is that?...
    if the type is Walkingdead..
    Probably..
    If the type is WWZ
    Nope..Nope..Nopee

    • @rafanaufal9702
      @rafanaufal9702 7 лет назад +52

      Yep xD its terrifying

    • @brandon9172
      @brandon9172 7 лет назад +98

      Well. I think in any case we'd be good. The vast majority of zombies would likely dehydrate fairly quickly. There's also starvation and the likelyhood that zombies would get attacked by wild animals such as bears, boars, feral dogs, cougars, wolves, coyotes, etc. They'd also likely be susceptible to temperature like we are. So most zombies would be killed off by freezing temperatures in the North.
      We're only fucked if the zombies somehow retain their ability to think.

    • @elggulol
      @elggulol 7 лет назад +5

      Gaming Universe Wwz yes, if you have like cancer or something

    • @rafanaufal9702
      @rafanaufal9702 7 лет назад +19

      Andreas Kucsek its World war Z.. A movie and a book if im not wrong.. The Zombies on that movie is Fast.. Like Human if its infected by rabies But stronger And have quick infection rate.. If you get bite.. Its only take 10 second And then you turn into zombies.. Its like a Evolution of Rabies that why Wwz Zombies Could posibly happen :(

    • @theomendez5789
      @theomendez5789 7 лет назад +24

      Gaming Universe Left 4 dead zombies will where fucked

  • @lazytime3126
    @lazytime3126 3 года назад +15

    Fun fact: zombies can decompose, they are basically undead in a corpse or infected but dead body, so a zombie apocalypse might last for only a few months unless you survive long enough.

    • @Noms_Chompsky
      @Noms_Chompsky 2 года назад +2

      So long as we have maggot farms for that good ice fishin' I fear no zombie apocalypse

  • @DJHJB5682
    @DJHJB5682 7 лет назад +226

    Zombies cant eat me if i eat them

  • @ProTupper
    @ProTupper 7 лет назад +137

    What if no one goes to the mall xd

    • @AdobeTracer
      @AdobeTracer 7 лет назад

      Pro Tupper oh yeah lol xdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdx

    • @antikiller8472
      @antikiller8472 7 лет назад +2

      Pro Tupper there are gonna be alot of idiots who will go to the mall as it's stocked with food and they will feel that the army can easily barricade it.

    • @makepforlife1422
      @makepforlife1422 7 лет назад +5

      ßeez łeez ya it would be the perfect time to go shopping

    • @expertquickscopes9012
      @expertquickscopes9012 7 лет назад +4

      Arjun Mitra
      the

    • @Meteo_sauce
      @Meteo_sauce 7 лет назад

      Nova Shore black friday

  • @xPantsMcGeex
    @xPantsMcGeex 7 лет назад +69

    1. Don't dead.
    2. Open Inside.
    3. ???
    4. Profit

    • @OGStatic
      @OGStatic 7 лет назад +8

      Evan Riddell I like how little and how much sense this makes at the same time.

    • @aRaskyl
      @aRaskyl 7 лет назад +1

      3. Sell as waterfront property

    • @drazenovic9120
      @drazenovic9120 7 лет назад

      Vay Hek Prime Y play warframe?

  • @whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544
    @whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544 3 года назад +17

    Zombie movies and games usually portray the takeover as something that happened almost instantly, but in reality in most places everyone would be inside pretty quickly, and it would take zombies a long time to break into buildings full of people with some weaponary. Honestly I can’t realistically imagine the humans loosing, because they start out with far greater numbers, better weaponary and exponentially higher intelligence.

    • @theluminousone5883
      @theluminousone5883 Год назад +1

      Hell, for all we know there could already be zombies and we might not know it.
      I mean it's hard enough for a Living human to break through a coffin. Imagine an extremely retarded, heavily gimped creature that probably too weak to open a can of soda and literally falls apart when it walks.

  • @neto812
    @neto812 7 лет назад +643

    With my minecraft skills, I can survive anything.

    • @michealyoutube4911
      @michealyoutube4911 7 лет назад +48

      Robin Henrik I love your picture. It suits your comment so well.

    • @connork.3855
      @connork.3855 7 лет назад +11

      Well I can't argue with that

    • @juniorsoto7703
      @juniorsoto7703 7 лет назад +13

      Robin Henrik dam seems legit

    • @josh-wr8gy
      @josh-wr8gy 7 лет назад +12

      Robin Henrik Bet mine are better I play Roblox

    • @neto812
      @neto812 7 лет назад +16

      Joshua Aguilera lol oinly kidsd plahy robolox

  • @blackhagalaz
    @blackhagalaz 7 лет назад +68

    The most who think about a zombie apocalypse are thinking about getting guns to defend themselves... well that would be a good idea if you live in america. Here in europe for example guns are not so easy to take hands on, for there are not mutch stores where you could grab some. The european zombie outbreak would be a lot more "Kingdom"-style I guess, with tons of self-crafted weapons. And the reenactors who consider themselves lucky and have a longswort nearby XD

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 7 лет назад +8

      Improvised weapons are easy to make
      The Riot Police with their shields and guns would kill countless zombies
      Honestly, vampires and werewolves are more troublesome

    • @blackhagalaz
      @blackhagalaz 7 лет назад +3

      Well improvised weapons of knife/swort-type... sure. But I dont think many people know how to craft a gun-type-weapon or a crossbow. There are of course some guns and rifles out there, but not that many like in the us. Thats what I meant with "kingdom-style" more spears and pitchforks XD

    • @charliecaspar228
      @charliecaspar228 7 лет назад +2

      blackhagalaz you do realize we don’t just have gun stores as every corner it’s not like everyone in America has a gun just there in there house

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 7 лет назад +5

      A single Molotov cocktail would burn away an entire zombie horde
      Zombies and their brains are not fireproof

    • @F22raptorC
      @F22raptorC 7 лет назад +1

      I have the knowledge to use some farmer tools and craft a firelauncer
      I'm good to go
      I live in the country side

  • @velix2242
    @velix2242 7 лет назад +593

    "Locate the mall, then don't go there..."
    Why the fuck do u need to locate the mall then??

    • @pingatinga9871
      @pingatinga9871 7 лет назад +124

      Gaming Universe so you know where to stay away from?

    • @ryandugan3295
      @ryandugan3295 7 лет назад +14

      it was a joke dumbass.. b8 ?

    • @velix2242
      @velix2242 7 лет назад +7

      John Stevenson would it be better? to find a place to stay ,instead of the place to stay away..

    • @pingatinga9871
      @pingatinga9871 7 лет назад +17

      Gaming Universe I don't think so, you should know where the zombie hotspots are so you can find a spot thats a good distance away from them.

    • @kungpow8062
      @kungpow8062 7 лет назад +13

      It was a joke, referring to many "zombie survival guides" that state you should go to a mall.

  • @typicalperson6389
    @typicalperson6389 3 года назад +12

    We need perks too, of course.
    We don’t want our hands to be slow, or be big and sluggish-

  • @Gabriel-jg5wh
    @Gabriel-jg5wh 5 лет назад +355

    Gamers be like: *My time has come*

    • @totallytoaster0426
      @totallytoaster0426 5 лет назад +3

      @@cheesestabber5785 Trained in Taekwondo for 2 yrs (brown belt)
      Dunno about the running thing tho

    • @totallytoaster0426
      @totallytoaster0426 5 лет назад +3

      @@cheesestabber5785 I've learned that people only Bully other cause either they are bullied themselves or they are trying to look tough so that they won't be bullied

    • @BlazingThunderbolt
      @BlazingThunderbolt 5 лет назад +2

      You are heck right man

    • @Ryan-xl6ko
      @Ryan-xl6ko 5 лет назад +2

      Doctor: do you want postmortem?

    • @spicyshizz2850
      @spicyshizz2850 5 лет назад +1

      @@totallytoaster0426 aight

  • @generalgrievous4341
    @generalgrievous4341 7 лет назад +6

    Literally just wait it out. It wouldn’t take long for them to decompose in the warmer areas, and they’re going to freeze to re-death in the colder areas.

  • @jp__878
    @jp__878 7 лет назад +26

    Be that one guy who dies to a CAT 5 hurricane during a zombie apocalypse.

  • @emmanuelwilliamquinton9152
    @emmanuelwilliamquinton9152 Год назад +5

    Things have changed on this channel and for the better

  • @mdty5190
    @mdty5190 7 лет назад +81

    When you're allergic to fishes and seafood...screw the water ima fly.

  • @Pokemon_Doge
    @Pokemon_Doge 7 лет назад +87

    I can only imagine all the 11 year old dorks that thought they would killed all of them try and find an AK 47 but instead finds a walker and thinks this is his chance so he grabs like a pipe or something charges at it and died a loser

    • @hadweethegr8733
      @hadweethegr8733 7 лет назад +7

      Pokemon Doge lucky I'm 12.

    • @xatanias
      @xatanias 7 лет назад +13

      Your reaction is still going to be pretty much the same

    • @-DarkAvenger-
      @-DarkAvenger- 6 лет назад

      Hahahhahahaha lmfao

    • @soul-candii3184
      @soul-candii3184 6 лет назад +14

      let them die then. natural selection. we'd have more resources for the more capable anyways

    • @kwamp684
      @kwamp684 6 лет назад

      Pokemon Doge so true lmfao

  • @MrDoob-xo3sm
    @MrDoob-xo3sm 7 лет назад +622

    im too slow to be first :(
    but fast enough to
    have a second thought about that statement

  • @ahmaddzaky94
    @ahmaddzaky94 4 года назад +24

    Me in Shaun of the Dead Zombie, chance to live 80%
    Me in The Walking Dead Zombie, chance to live 50%
    Me in 28 Weeks Later Zombie, Chance to live 30%
    Me live with my Wife, chance to live 0% because I'm already dead inside..

    • @teasis8327
      @teasis8327 4 года назад +6

      Then divorce

    • @karkarplays3798
      @karkarplays3798 3 года назад +5

      Ah the classic "I hate my wife" bit. Should die with the boomers I say

    • @matty1754
      @matty1754 3 года назад +2

      I think walking dead would be easy in real life, how can the military be defeated by slow movie zombies, they did not consider using tanks, bombs, nuke etc

  • @kennethscalendar3651
    @kennethscalendar3651 6 лет назад +63

    or you try to kill patient zero before it spreads

    • @gari7450
      @gari7450 5 лет назад +11

      the virus is airborne =)

    • @jasmineharris4434
      @jasmineharris4434 5 лет назад

      Don't do that because that virus will already be there because they'll come back to life once you do that become a zombie so if you do that to your parents and their dead will come back and be a zombie and then they'll kill you even if you have the strongest weapon don't you

    • @vd6070
      @vd6070 5 лет назад +2

      Killing Patient Zero of the infection is actually the best thing to do, especially if they've turned in front of your eyes. Don't hesitate to maul and maim Patient Zero no matter who or what they are. Unless it's Trump.... wait, no, ESPECIALLY if it's Trump!

  • @crazybrothersstudio9863
    @crazybrothersstudio9863 7 лет назад +168

    *VIDEO:* First Things That Come to Mind Are Guns, Bats, and Huge Truck Things With a Huge Armored Bumper
    *ME:* Y'all are Crazy. First Thing That Came to Mind Was Boats. Other Items Include Food and Water...
    Ugh.

    • @zainasif1673
      @zainasif1673 7 лет назад

      Crazy Brothers Studio So you rather not have weapons?

    • @daffyduck5661
      @daffyduck5661 7 лет назад +10

      Dude if he had a boat he would escape faster, I'm pretty sure a boat is better then a weapon

    • @tydina1247
      @tydina1247 7 лет назад +2

      Steal somebody tesla

    • @vsgilly3035
      @vsgilly3035 7 лет назад +1

      Crazy Brothers Studio me too I mean zombies can't swim

    • @Sniblet
      @Sniblet 7 лет назад

      a boat would help. for a while. for a relative few of those relatively few who can get on one without the infection boarding with them.
      this excludes nearly everyone who cant make it to the coast before an outbreak reaches them, which, depending the particular zombie lore, can be a lot of people (we're-all-infected scenarios are an automatic out)
      and everyone who does make it to the coast but doesnt have access to a safe/personal boat
      and then those who do make it to sea on a vessel that isnt zombie-covered arent going to live particularly sustainable lifestyles
      theyre unable to drink the water, and not all will have thought ahead and prepared themselves to purify saltwater and catch+prepare fish for possibly years
      depending again on your zombie lore, fishermen might have to worry about catching the infection from whatever they drag up
      storms and wintertime will be rough, killing off everyone who tries rafting
      overpopulated ships will always suffer mass starvation and depending on the nature of your infection then that could mean everyone onboard is done as soon as people start dying
      do note that you cant scavenge for or create ammunition or particularly useful weaponry at sea, youve got what you brought with you, and youd better take really good care of it, because the salty air will corrode it, and youre not getting it fixed if it breaks
      if the goal is to make it to another, presumably safe landmass, you might have a chance, just hope that you can actually make that journey, and that the landmass is indeed safe, which it wouldnt be if we were actually talking about an _apocalypse_
      added to all of this is the fact that if the folks on land find a solution to their problems youre probably not going to hear about it, and if the infection makes its way to you, you might just kickstart a second apocalypse when you get back

  • @polinanicholovna6375
    @polinanicholovna6375 5 лет назад +61

    If anything like this happens, why not have militaries such as Russia, Ukraine, Serbia, France, Britian ect. Could all work together?

    • @shannankn
      @shannankn 5 лет назад +4

      @Magestic Alex speak english

    • @hollyshay2112
      @hollyshay2112 5 лет назад +8

      They definitely wouldn't work together nor have time to work together because they aren't trained together for something like that. Also we all know that the only way that this really could happen is it the secret government injected this shit into one or a couple people and then chaos and all hell breaks loose.. No one will ever see this coming, not even the military. The CDC will be involved or won't have a fucking clue what to do. This shit would be hidden from everyone except forn the select few government assholes who spread this shit for depopulation or because they need to end the world in order to start shit right again in Erich they WILL DO. We just don't know when or how

    • @shannankn
      @shannankn 5 лет назад +4

      @@hollyshay2112 well they should, if the time came. i would say that they would put energy into saving thr world, and work together as it's a world problem that probably won't stop.

    • @coldcase8085
      @coldcase8085 5 лет назад +2

      Russia and Ukraine won’t work I know for a fact

    • @100chaoticdumbassenergy8
      @100chaoticdumbassenergy8 5 лет назад +3

      We're humans and will most likely screw eachother over somehow

  • @juampyvarela
    @juampyvarela 2 года назад +7

    This channel has changed a lot in a couple of years.

  • @Pokemon_Doge
    @Pokemon_Doge 7 лет назад +64

    I see it now all the little kids trying to find a bazooka and eventually finds a pistol has no idea how to ACTUALLY use it and dies

    • @_spicewell3976
      @_spicewell3976 7 лет назад +7

      Pokemon Doge they're too confident. So I called them zombie fanboys.

    • @-DarkAvenger-
      @-DarkAvenger- 6 лет назад

      Lmfao true true

    • @kanged5857
      @kanged5857 6 лет назад +4

      Pokemon Doge killing a zombie can be as difficult as killing a human. Bazooka cant be found in places where people live unless you in Afganistan. A pistol is alot more useful. Only problem is that its way to loud.

    • @viperish6103
      @viperish6103 6 лет назад

      I know how to shoot weapons because I'm not stupid

    • @roadsigncheems1566
      @roadsigncheems1566 6 лет назад

      Lucky for me my father who was in The Army decided it’s okay to teach his son (me) to fire a weapon safely and professionally I know everything I need to know what ammo it takes what pistol or other weapon it is and how to use it but still if I ran into like 5 I’d just shoot like 1 and run away

  • @Xrayhighs
    @Xrayhighs 7 лет назад +65

    how to survive?
    communicate!
    if there happens to be enough survivors to keep humanity alive, you need to get them all on board to work together. Nothing is more important than trust and community when society falls apart. Zombies are for sure one initial danger, but the new environment they create on a social level is what makes them(and other catastrophe) so dangerous.
    The points about medicine and water/food are right, yet, they only focus on the body. Mental health is just as important, too. Losing close loved ones or dramatic events can cause PTSD and other issues. But especially in a dangerous environment its most important to act and work without a doubt.
    We are social animals, and this is keeping us alive all along.
    Together we can figure things out.
    #micdrop

    • @alexwang982
      @alexwang982 7 лет назад +5

      John Manedrake I'm not social
      I'm a cat

    • @AdobeTracer
      @AdobeTracer 7 лет назад +1

      John Manedrake I agree, no humans should be killing each other. A post apocalyptic time is when every human stays together for the greater good to stay strong.

    • @viscount1635
      @viscount1635 7 лет назад +1

      John Manedrake Eh, I'll stay alone then kill other people for fun.

    • @igloo614
      @igloo614 7 лет назад

      Carlo Ducos With your pfp you won't get very far

    • @braydenanderson8132
      @braydenanderson8132 7 лет назад +1

      John Manedrake humans could potentially be more dangerous than the zombies

  • @thezedena3378
    @thezedena3378 6 лет назад +277

    *gamers rise up*

    • @shashaking383
      @shashaking383 5 лет назад +1

      Time to load a gun

    • @CV-TNAA
      @CV-TNAA 5 лет назад +5

      ooohhh
      Gamer survival group
      where Gamer(s) group together to survive the apocalypse.

    • @givemesubslol
      @givemesubslol 5 лет назад

      I will have a porter x2 ray gun atleast :D

    • @idkanymore1427
      @idkanymore1427 5 лет назад +4

      Cringe

    • @joandaniels9241
      @joandaniels9241 5 лет назад

      *Minecraft theme plays*

  • @carriegoodman5450
    @carriegoodman5450 5 лет назад +82

    0:51
    LUCILLE ( only people who watch twd will know)

  • @childeater7327
    @childeater7327 7 лет назад +16

    Can’t die in the zombie apocalypse if you are the zombie apocalypse

  • @mashiro3210
    @mashiro3210 5 лет назад +45

    zombie apocalypse: possible to happen
    gamers: it’s free real estate

  • @PhoneGamesPIXEL
    @PhoneGamesPIXEL 7 лет назад +293

    Joke for Europe?
    ...gallon

    • @turun_ambartanen
      @turun_ambartanen 7 лет назад +8

      PhoneGames PIXEL8221
      About 3.5 liters I think. Single units are ok. As long as they are the we'll known ones.

    • @hibye-ht1fr
      @hibye-ht1fr 7 лет назад +2

      PhoneGames PIXEL8221 Europe is not the only continent who use metric

    • @turun_ambartanen
      @turun_ambartanen 7 лет назад +3

      +hi bye
      yeah, oficially only three countries use the Imperial system.

    • @littlebigplatinum7013
      @littlebigplatinum7013 7 лет назад +4

      Yeah I hate the imperials like blowing up planets and all. Damn I like to be the republic.

    • @speedy01247
      @speedy01247 7 лет назад +10

      A gallon is 3.96 liters, so the real joke is on those paying the same price for what is essentially a forth the amount of fuel.

  • @williamchamberlain2263
    @williamchamberlain2263 4 года назад +1

    Zombie trap: windchime hung outside an open third-story window. Zombies hear chimes, zombies climb stairs, zombies fall out and break bones, and repeat until immobile.

  • @anthroporraistes_
    @anthroporraistes_ 7 лет назад +33

    The deep sea oil rig is definatly equipped with communication devices. Nice Video tough.

  • @zachlowe413
    @zachlowe413 5 лет назад +12

    "You Cannot Rest There Are Monsters Near By."

  • @zachinapocrising9193
    @zachinapocrising9193 5 лет назад +16

    zombie apocalypse will never wipe us out, because predators such as maggots or even crows.

  • @cocolitaas
    @cocolitaas 5 лет назад +13

    Baseball bats? *Lucille and Negan have entered the chat*

  • @serg331
    @serg331 7 лет назад +264

    Lol what if the birds become infected.

    • @acezgaming402
      @acezgaming402 7 лет назад +8

      Serg they will be bird flu

    • @el_rusotv3749
      @el_rusotv3749 7 лет назад +31

      The decaying meat and organs will make it impossible for birds to fly

    • @bigzcutler1594
      @bigzcutler1594 7 лет назад +12

      What about mosquitoes?

    • @codegeass1100
      @codegeass1100 7 лет назад +4

      what if air is infected by zombies?

    • @hattrickgames7395
      @hattrickgames7395 7 лет назад +6

      birds are immune to most things that humans can get so if they go infected then that would be bad

  • @Eddy-ld7uh
    @Eddy-ld7uh 6 лет назад +260

    "YOU PROBABLY WONT LAST LONG"
    bruh I'm prepared!!
    Only gamers are

    • @twbtsfan557
      @twbtsfan557 5 лет назад +25

      Nah realistically, a weak nerd is weak compared to your typical "jock" dont forget, fighting an actual zombie is different than pressing buttons or watching a tv show/ movie

    • @YourFather42494
      @YourFather42494 5 лет назад +16

      Hahahahahahahahahaha
      Hahahahahahahahahaha
      Hahahahahahahahahaha
      Please! You problably couldnt run for 10 seconds let alone mounting a *real* gun in your hand. Youre so cringy as fuck!

    • @orokachan8957
      @orokachan8957 5 лет назад +4

      I got my squad

    • @the-mighty-bruh6925
      @the-mighty-bruh6925 5 лет назад +1

      FACTS DUDE

    • @ultravioletxrays125
      @ultravioletxrays125 5 лет назад +1

      @@YourFather42494 Ive been playing FPS but also some airsoft for 3 years, how do I live.

  • @diamondd3vil171
    @diamondd3vil171 7 лет назад +29

    Or you could consider the fact that due to their brains being rotted, they wouldn't even know how to get throw the dirt in the floor, let alone walk. They would be large worms that are easy to kill because they can't even move

    • @B117bx
      @B117bx 7 лет назад +1

      DiamondD3vil but lets say mad cow disease evolved, they are still as strong, fast, and nearly as intelligent, then we would be screwed

    • @teddie6894
      @teddie6894 7 лет назад

      through* not throw -_- dumbass,

    • @diamondd3vil171
      @diamondd3vil171 7 лет назад

      AdventuresOf FunLemons it's been a month, I've noticed by now.

    • @erykpalacz2691
      @erykpalacz2691 7 лет назад

      Someone could come up with a virus like in resident evil so yeah i dont think it would be that easy but 99% people know aim for the head so it wouldnt take long to sustain and eradicate

    • @markhenley3097
      @markhenley3097 7 лет назад +1

      DiamondD3vil They aren't rotting it's parasites taking over the brain. The zombie will die in a few days due to the body being consumed. Also, it's muscles will be weak as hell.

  • @PolarisStudios1
    @PolarisStudios1 4 года назад +47

    2017: survive zombies video
    2020: survive covid-19

    • @marinmarkus3111
      @marinmarkus3111 4 года назад +1

      covid-19 = zombie apocalypse hahaha

    • @fallenguardian5240
      @fallenguardian5240 4 года назад

      Dino John fr tho

    • @rabbitmilk1886
      @rabbitmilk1886 4 года назад

      @@marinmarkus3111 no

    • @fearbuxziiz1158
      @fearbuxziiz1158 4 года назад

      It could mutate to zombie-like state. Its hard to explain but my mom got corona virus and she just staring at the wall and starts to twitch out when i call her name.

    • @PolarisStudios1
      @PolarisStudios1 4 года назад

      Fear Buxziiz fair enough although that could be a symptom of something else I’m not saying your wrong but I would imagine it’s more likely to be dementia

  • @rajeevanvk7819
    @rajeevanvk7819 7 лет назад +481

    457 zombies disliked this vedio

  • @rvanhees89
    @rvanhees89 7 лет назад +25

    If you have the actual knowhow and knowledge and access to nature areas (as in non-urban areas) you can opt for a hunter-gatherer lifestyle.
    It costs less energy to forage than it takes for sedentary lifestyle.

    • @LordofFullmetal
      @LordofFullmetal 6 лет назад +3

      No, it doesn't take less energy to forage than it does to sit around doing nothing. I don't think you know what a sedentary lifestyle is. It by definition means you DON'T expend a lot of energy. Think couch potatoes. Conversely, gathering food requires a LOT of time and energy - so much that some animals don't have time to do anything else.

  • @7Sinxs
    @7Sinxs 6 лет назад +8

    This word can destroy all zombies.
    "You're not you when you're hungry.
    Here a snicker."

  • @SuperbananaGaming
    @SuperbananaGaming 5 лет назад +4

    If a zombie apocalypse happens at all somehow I hope everyone is smart enough to take the apocalypse down quick