William Maya: I have a half-size axe, a hammer, multiple pocket knives, a set of throwing knives in my room and my fibreglass bow is outside, but arrows are hard to make, and I only have one, but you’d think the pocket knives (and my adept at close combat and knife fighting) would make up for that, even tho close combat is extraordinarily dangerous.
@@greedy_monster9520 well it depends which goverment. In America it's going to be super obvious to turn to the government since we have the strongest military and the military has a full on plan to beat the zombie appoclypse. Which is better a fully trained military whose prepared or some RUclips video?
@@worthlesschild4052 there’s still cold places in africa, in north africa there’s mountains and stuff, go there, and also, if you’re in south america, there’s madigascar and a human inhabited island few hundred miles offcoast
Zombies carrying coffin Drak from mass effect: pop my flamethrower and get ready to let go and just see the zombies running away apparently I crashed through shipment of Brandy never even noticed that was on fire but they sure did
one of the more overlooked items for zombie apocalypse survival is a distillation column. If you can make high proof alcohol you have a means of disinfecting and sanitizing things, you have a way to help start fires, and you potentially also have a fuel source for a vehicle or generators. also, you can drink it for a good time at the end of the world.
I've always endorsed the idea of making the biggest library in your area a priority to hit when you bug out. First aid, wilderness survival, army tactics, basic carpentry, small engine repair, sewing, basic agricultural, animal husbandry...you get the idea. Both immediately, incalculably valuable but also TONS of value 10 years on, cache 'em for future use.
Library, great if you are secure in a defensible fortress. But as a book lover. They take up lots of Room! Good at stopping bullets though. Then they are heavy Very HEAVY. Gal water 8.4 lbs. Ammo vs books, food vs books, give and take. What ya gonna give up to take a book?
The only thing limiting us from being Strong as other animals is our excellence in thinking we are weak, in order to survive. We are limiting our strength in order not to feel pain and/or temporarily/permanently damage our muscles/bones. The simple sense of preservation of ours is much stronger than animal's.
@@redexbruh255 90% of people are just idiots , weak and pathetic Fat and somehow that idiots can walk They aren't muscular and strong like humans was before (congrats to exceptions) Animals are physically active , on example python or tiger are full of muscles because they don't sit and eat fast food Humans can stay in one position for 4 minutes , tiger can stay in that position for 12 hours Most of humans are pathetic and weak retards who can't survive without its TV or phone
@@misterunknown608 well noone can survive without some sort of fat, we need it as a backup resource and lubricant for our bones. If i could have a working phone out there I would take it.....quit trying to be a tough girl
@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ Thats one yoga position I think where your muscles actively work - stress position Anyone can sit and lie for hours but in that position your muscles start to feel like its burning I meant that not sitting all day in front of computer and do nothing like an idiot to his spine is curve and not normal , for reward everyone who do that will be overweigh if it eats too much or they will be skinny if they eat little , they can't have muscles that guaranteed
Diego Brando but wouldn’t global warming slow down as there would be little to no people operating factories unless a zombie apocalypse happens in the year 3000 or something
@El Risitas Fanboi You May have out smarted me but I out smarted your out smarting out smarting smarting 200iq outsmarting out smart play HEY I OUT SMARTED YOUR SMARTING OUT SMARTING PLAY! Edit: Someone may Outsmart my Outsmarting… :(
I love how one, these still really make sense despite most channels, and two, constantly ridicule you for not knowing the stuff they're about to teach you. Perfect.
The Walking Dead is actually the best case scenario because the Zombies are slow af. Would be a whole different story if they are like in WWZ or in Days Gone game
@@comradedogo624 Michonne cut out their jaws and Arms so that they cant bite her, so so could chain them and walk like pets to not alert other Zombies
@@ryanlin7972 bigger worry is OF ALL people T. SWIFT with little or no survival skills, far as we know of, survived the zombie uprising... somehow, cuz plot or reasons apparently
I have a few more tips 1. A zombie apocalypse can really happen if the rabies virus mutates 2. The first few days of the zombie apocalypse will have extremely aggressive zombies that will run faster then you ( it does depend on how fast you are) and can some what talk 2A. Fully identify that your target is a human as stated the zombies will be able to talk the first few days. 3. You can notice if someone is hiding the fact that they are infected if there are becoming more aggressive and they might bite you before they fully turn. 4. So when it first starts just barricade your self in your basement then after a week or so you can finally come out 5. During a rabies zombie apocalypse guns and explosives are terrible because the zombies that were recently infected will run to gun shots and explosions. 6. You should use melee weapons such as a bat a sword anything that is not short such as a knife because if you miss the knife attack they can easily bite your arm 7. For a long ranged weapon use a bow or a pistol that has a suppressor with a decibel rate of around 30 and crossbows would be terrible because they have a very long reload time and for it to be quick you need to be very strong 8. If you want to live never be a hero you may see, selfish for this bit if you want to survive never be a hero. 9. If a rabies zombie virus did happen the military of whatever would instantly get rid of it and if they didn’t just get enough food and water for 1 year because at that point every bullet or arrow you shoot at a zombie will make there limbs fall right off as long as they are close to 1 year old
*(How To Survive In Zombie Apocalypse)* Step 1: *Chop A Tree* Step 2: *Make A Stick* Step 3: *Make A Wood Plank* Step 4: *Create A Sword* Step 5: *Wait Till The Night And Start Killing Zombies*
My favourite thing about watching the infographics show is when you’re really getting into a video and it being so informative and exciting and then it gets interrupted by an ad that has absolutely no relevance to my life 😃
*"Besides it's not like discarded plastic bottles are uncommon or something. There are millions of them in the ocean keeping sea turtles company"* That statement killed me. 😂
Infographics show: “sure surviving in those extreme latitude will be more difficult...” Me a Canadian: “pfft cold” (rolls eyes) “I laugh in the face of hypothermia”
Yeah I usually prefer a room temperature of like 18 degrees celsius if I just have a t-shirt, can't be that bad furtherr up if you have proper clothes (I'm from scandinavia for context)
@@theraimonsystemanimated well it varies depending on the amount of time it takes to Turn most planes would crash Due to zombies turning while on the plane
Idk how, but i may have some tips? 1. Prepare a survival kit In my survival kit 1.Antibiotics 2.Bandages and Plasters 3.Toiletries(Optional) 4.Mineral Water Bottles 5.Water Filtering pills 6.A lighter (You should know why) 7.Protein Bars and Canned food 8.A Millimeter-9 and Two or Three sets of Ammunition 9.A pocket knife 10.Two sets of maps Now, for the stuff that you can bring but optional A heavy firerate weapon
“Ah yes, there is one thing I forgot. The human race has not been eliminated. Travel north. Hope is such a splendid thing.” - Caleb Goldman, The House of the Dead 4
This is my list 1. Food and Water: Make sure you have enough of these essential resources to get you through at least a couple of weeks. 2. Shelter: Make sure you have a safe place to stay, such as an underground bunker or fortified building. 3. Weapons: You will need weapons to defend yourself against the zombies. 4. First Aid: Keep a comprehensive first aid kit with you to treat injuries. 5. Communication: Have a way to communicate with other survivors, such as a radio or cell phone. 6. Transportation: Have a vehicle and know how to drive it to make escaping the zombies easier. 7. Knowledge: Learn as much as you can about the zombies and their behavior to stay one step ahead of them. 8. Group: Find a group of other survivors who you can work with to increase your chances of survival.
Congratulations on your achievement. But can you make the shot Under Pressure? While being charged by something that literally wants to eat your face? Not doubting your skills at all. But I've seen cases of police officers missing at less than 20 feet. Under Pressure.
Police got hard time shooting at charging target, even though they are trained to shoot under pressure. You may be able to get the shot right, but your chances are sure low.
Commenting before the inevitable apocalypse to thank you for my now _slightly_ improved odds of survival! Typically I'm more keen on locking myself up in a cell and just starving to death, but hey, the more you know.
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What's in your "zombie apocalypse" first aid kit?
fortnite and coffee!
Bandages melee weapon and if i find/get one a trusty Bereta and of course, WATER AND FOOD!
Batarangs
Sunflowers, Peashooters and Walnuts for starters. Don't forget Crazy Dave though.
tigari si bere
1. Just plant some Peashooters and Sunflowers.
Nice
Don’t forget about the wallnuts for extra protection
Lol
I agree to all of that🌿🌷🌹🌻🧟♀️🧟♂️🧟♂️
Peter the Panda love that game
Zombie: Bites man*
Human: Bites back*
Zombie: *VISIBLE FRUSTRATION*
Puffy Puppy You will still get infected
@@thelizard7609 r/woosh
@@thelizard7609 r/wooosh
The Lizard r/wooosh
Hahaha love that every one says
The lizard r/wooosh
Infographics: "go to the gun store.."
Also Infographics: "SIKE! It was a test.."
no you're dead😂
Oh yeah just hop down to the gun shop IN AUSTRALIA.
M1ke 99 Your comment made me smile. People still say SIKE. Hahaha..... oh..... I'm old.
Things to have in your bedroom:
1. A Sword
2. A Wooden Baseball Bat
3. A Bow or Crossbow
4. Arrows, lots of Arrows
William Maya: I have a half-size axe, a hammer, multiple pocket knives, a set of throwing knives in my room and my fibreglass bow is outside, but arrows are hard to make, and I only have one, but you’d think the pocket knives (and my adept at close combat and knife fighting) would make up for that, even tho close combat is extraordinarily dangerous.
Just dig 3 blocks down and place a dirt block above you
Oh and don’t forget to crouch so they won’t see your nametag
Crouch'
Minecraft players: we can respawn bish
Minecraft players: we can respawn bish
yes that will work
MINECRAFT! AAAAAAAAAAAAA
"Forget the Government. You're on your own." A badass tip.
This channel literally made a video of how the government responds to zombies
Who would go to the government unless they were scared or they needed weapons
8888
That's how we live in Kenya. It doesn't stop us from asking though... SMH
@@greedy_monster9520 well it depends which goverment. In America it's going to be super obvious to turn to the government since we have the strongest military and the military has a full on plan to beat the zombie appoclypse. Which is better a fully trained military whose prepared or some RUclips video?
"Boy builds something huge"
His mom:what are you making son?
Boy:making a zombie farm
Mom:why are you making that!!??
Boy: *for XP*
When the zombies break out of the farm FRIENDLY FIRE
ye this is big brain minecraft time
XD
@@nikifelton4537 😗😗😊😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bet you are playing minecraft...you are my dude
“You did pack a knife didn’t you?”
Southerners: No, I packed my whole collection.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lol
the relaxing end- i have backed my whole house knife
I have a pretty stable collection, but I have a couple swords and throwing/battle axes to
Will a kitchen knife be ok. I have like 6 long kitchen knifes and my dad owns a machete
"Move to cold areas to freeze zombies"
People who live in hot areas: Guess I'll die
all life forms need moisture tho, if you’re askin’ me they would mostly survive in rainy areas
When u live in Africa
@@worthlesschild4052 there’s still cold places in africa, in north africa there’s mountains and stuff, go there, and also, if you’re in south america, there’s madigascar and a human inhabited island few hundred miles offcoast
I'm guessing rotting bodies wouldn't do so well in the heat either.
Imagine giant zombies 🧟♂️😳
*People who said they would last a zombie apocalypse but they can’t even remain calm during corona.*
Ikr
Exactly
Really.
Bruh
You can shoot zombies, you cant shoot covid patients
When he said not to listen to the guy who says go to the government facility, I immediately thought of Eugene.
Sliiick he got hella ppl killed for no reason too so it was probably a reference. Nice catch! 😂
Exactly 😂😂😂
i honestly thought you were talking about Eugene from Johny test.
Well, Rick almost got his people blown up at the CDC. He at least has the excuse of just being a day or out of a 2 month coma (on the show)
It wasn't Ricks fault, the guy knew there was gonna be a lockdown and didn't warn them.
" How to survive zombie apocalypse? "
Florida man: *It's my time to shine!!!*
Lol
Lol
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD im ded like a zombie XD
just build roads that take them zombies 2 years to go from point A to point B
AYYYEEEE DONUT OPERATOR RECFERENCE
If the Apocalypse happened then This quote would be so accurate:
“Reality is often Disappointing” -Thanos
"But I have come too far to be denied"
-Vilgax
Did he say Thanos aswell?
@@Midget32 thank you for mentioning that
Honestly for me, If a zombie apocalypse life would be exciting not disappointing
@@razekane1544 my friend thinks the same
I love how they all smile through the whole thing
It's so they can hide the pain
Lol
Or how the guy in the brown keeps clipping of his hair
Lulabelle Ravenclaw how about how they shake like they on drugs
I just got bitten:)
"we're pathetic, weak creatures-"
i felt that
army
We are strong creatures
In a safe place
Aleast we have guns
@@Snakey_snek at least most of us don't know how to aim properly
Hmm, try to learn kung fu
Its awsome
Why is everyone smiling during the zombie apocalypse
Ccoz they are gamers
Because Yes
Because their gamers, you like fortnite so you wouldn’t understand
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY I CAN USE MY SKILLS NOW MAHAHAHAHHA
Karenatiln
Whole world: Zombies Run!
Russia: It's time for some new dash cam videos
Russia: finally, we have a reason to nuke america
Zombie: -Bites Putin-
@@lolkaslolpez4823 wowowowo
Crazy Russians!
Remember Steve from Minecraft
He’s been killing Zombies for his entire life
He’s the real one
depending on the player, not a very long one
I get Steve from his chains
UR THE CHOSEN ONE
Terrarians tho...
Zombies : We eat brains!
My friend : Then I am safe 😉
Bimal Singh ahahahahaha
Your friend has no brain
Blondes are safe
Amazing Hate hey 😡😡
@@marco05171 lol
Zombie Apocalypse Started
Gamers: We are waiting for this.
News: THE VIRUS IS AIRBORNE!!!
Gamers: Wait that's illegal
Yup
*Tank music starts playing*
*Tank throws a Witch to me*
Fortnite players will say why can’t I build why can’t I build
actually we gamers are prepared for that too.
@@shoruplayzroblox4575 yes
Narrator: Go North where the polar bears live.
Me who lives in the Philippines: 🧟
Just go to an island that does not have any people and a lot of resources
@@nanetteestonina5480 bruh do you think this is like ark survival evolved 🤣🤣🤣🤣 (don’t get mad just a joke)
@@zodiax6782 😂😂
Swim
Than u would know me because most of my views are from philippines
Me:plays cod mobile zombie mode
Phone:battery dies
Me: *still hears zombie noises*
Me-* plays coffin dance in mind *
Zombies carrying coffin
Drak from mass effect: pop my flamethrower and get ready to let go and just see the zombies running away apparently I crashed through shipment of Brandy never even noticed that was on fire but they sure did
I wish cod mobile brang back zombies
same
Same
@@ColdSalt99 tru
Now these are the types of life hacks that I need
Me to
👍
Zombie apocalypse starts*
*China - Guess we have a new dish in our menu..
*Zombies - what the heck?!
XD
Underrated cmnt🤣😂
zombies: delcous non human brain?
It sound like the burger2 eps in the simpsons ..🤔
Lol 😂😂😂
one of the more overlooked items for zombie apocalypse survival is a distillation column. If you can make high proof alcohol you have a means of disinfecting and sanitizing things, you have a way to help start fires, and you potentially also have a fuel source for a vehicle or generators. also, you can drink it for a good time at the end of the world.
5:41
"Skeletons have a whole lotta nothing"
*Angry Skeleton noises*
Minecraft
*ANGRY CALCIUM NOISES*
Yea he cant say that in spooktober
*Arrow sound pass by*
@@incognito6958 true
Me: Shoots the zombie’s kneecap*
Zombie: crawls*
Me: You WEREN’T SUPPOSE TO DO THAT
Me:Blows out the Knees AND Wrists
Zombie:Some how shuffles strangely towards you
Me:AH WHAT THE DUCK IS THAT DOING WHAT THE DUCK AAAAAAAAAA
It's like call of duty
Bursts zombies head
still walks towards you
Me: All games ever lied.
just shoot it's hand off
Strilzer A-Z shoot with 10 gauge
The Infographic Show: its hard to make fire
Bear grylls: do you wanna challenge me?
bear grylls: are you challenging me?
I've always endorsed the idea of making the biggest library in your area a priority to hit when you bug out. First aid, wilderness survival, army tactics, basic carpentry, small engine repair, sewing, basic agricultural, animal husbandry...you get the idea.
Both immediately, incalculably valuable but also TONS of value 10 years on, cache 'em for future use.
The small engine repair is useless unless you learn how to convert an engine to alcohol as fuel, or learn how to make biodiesel. Prep ahead of time!
Also churches are great if you need fire
This is all information that could be gained beforehand. I say it’s better to learn basic skills early so you can refine them
Library, great if you are secure in a defensible fortress. But as a book lover. They take up lots of Room! Good at stopping bullets though.
Then they are heavy Very HEAVY. Gal water 8.4 lbs. Ammo vs books, food vs books, give and take. What ya gonna give up to take a book?
Non essential Books also great for fire 🔥
Why does almost all of the animated characters are having seizures
Okay so it ain't just me imagining things, that's nice to know XD
cuz they're cannibals
First scenes: a family
Later scenes: only two people
Right
Because they're infected bro.
try being outside day and night with just a shirt >:3 and more up north >:D
Leather suit
Humans can’t bite through leather, neither can a zombie
Bahaha i am getting diamond armor
*survival YES*
Actually we can if we don't care about our teeth, like a zombie. Chainmail is easy to make with proper wire.
Kevin bruce a zombies teeth would break/fall of if they tried, so it couldn’t bite and you could do what you wanted with it
Why not both chainmail and leather?
“Our bodies aren’t only weak and pathetic in comparison of other animals”
Infographics Show
The only thing limiting us from being Strong as other animals is our excellence in thinking we are weak, in order to survive. We are limiting our strength in order not to feel pain and/or temporarily/permanently damage our muscles/bones. The simple sense of preservation of ours is much stronger than animal's.
@@redexbruh255 90% of people are just idiots , weak and pathetic
Fat and somehow that idiots can walk
They aren't muscular and strong like humans was before (congrats to exceptions)
Animals are physically active , on example python or tiger are full of muscles because they don't sit and eat fast food
Humans can stay in one position for 4 minutes , tiger can stay in that position for 12 hours
Most of humans are pathetic and weak retards who can't survive without its TV or phone
@@misterunknown608 well noone can survive without some sort of fat, we need it as a backup resource and lubricant for our bones. If i could have a working phone out there I would take it.....quit trying to be a tough girl
@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ Thats one yoga position I think where your muscles actively work - stress position
Anyone can sit and lie for hours but in that position your muscles start to feel like its burning
I meant that not sitting all day in front of computer and do nothing like an idiot to his spine is curve and not normal , for reward everyone who do that will be overweigh if it eats too much or they will be skinny if they eat little , they can't have muscles that guaranteed
8:03 “it hurts so much” she says with a smile
Eh suffers in silence
Visible confusion
Laugh or Cru
lol 😂
Me : Going North
Global Warming : Nice Try
Diego Brando but wouldn’t global warming slow down as there would be little to no people operating factories unless a zombie apocalypse happens in the year 3000 or something
Neel PlaYz how does it feel to be the wisest person alive?
@@neelsharma2688 heard it going to happen next week or something...
Neel PlaYz Nuclear Reactors would all over load and cause a massive nuclear discharge.
Making the world into a massive nuclear winter wasteland.
Global warming won't exist. Slowing down of human operations for just a month has hinted at that..
PLOT TWIST: Everyone knows everyone's gonna go to the gun store so really no one goes... Making it a perfect place to hit up
Humans:
You underestimate my stupidity.
And, run into the well-armed owner!
How to "not" survive a zombie apocalypse, step one:
@El Risitas Fanboi You May have out smarted me but I out smarted your out smarting out smarting smarting 200iq outsmarting out smart play
HEY I OUT SMARTED YOUR SMARTING OUT SMARTING PLAY!
Edit: Someone may Outsmart my Outsmarting… :(
I work on a gun shop😂
Everyone's all hyped up until it turns out there running zombies...
oh shet
I guess I'll die
Just live in the forest with a fence and a farm. Pretty easy to live thru, and hunting and cooking would be pretty easy as well.
thats total cap bro. if they cant even walk right or fast they cant run
just wait tell round 5
I love how one, these still really make sense despite most channels, and two, constantly ridicule you for not knowing the stuff they're about to teach you. Perfect.
during zombie apocalypse:
- first, humans vs zombies
- and then, humans vs humans
like in the walking dead tv shows
And then talkers vs humans
@ John Doe. "Kaaaaaarrrl !" 😂😂
@@Salena905 cooooraalllll!
And then plants vs zombie
The Walking Dead is actually the best case scenario because the Zombies are slow af. Would be a whole different story if they are like in WWZ or in Days Gone game
Normal people's:surviving an apocalypse is very hard
Minecraft player: apocalypse what? Ihave zombies in my backyard
😂😂😂
lol
Just get a pumpkin and some iron
G A M E R M O M E N T
What about a creeper apocalypse?:)
to survive a zombie apocalypse: put treadmills around your house
Connect those a generator and you are set
This is genius until you realize you have about a week till all power goes out
@@Thekidyusuke solar panels
But the power is out
@@juicyjay2169 a lot of generators are gas powered
Zombie apocalypse:started
Me and the gamers:"it's show time"
The zombies are the same zombies from WWZ
me and most of the gamers: *oh no!"*
Thats where covid comes into play.
Me: hehehe
Time to unleash full gamer mode
He he he…. 🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️
Me: lives in Canada
Zombies: visible frustration
Forget the magnifying glass if you are going north I live just south of the middle of Canada and it doesn't work find something else
Me: who is a fungus
Zombie: *visable confusion*
@@dale2750 more like
Polite canadian zombie:hey can i bite you?
People:no
Polite canadian zombie:understandable have a great day
And there aren't that many mosquitoes here
When infog Gets Infected:
*_hOW TO fIND hUMANs 1o1_*
Yes
R/wooosh
@@Sharkee-us9kp thats not how it works
@@Sharkee-us9kp That's not even how it works
@@Sharkee-us9kp you know how it work right?
8:04
"It hurts so much"
" smiles "
8:07 “It hurts so much” *continues smiling profusely*
you can use rope to make leashes for pet zombies
-infographics 2019
What about michonne
She had zombies
yeah, how do i tame them bones meat salad
It’s Messed Up Cuz it’s not going anywhere further but it can get to you
@@comradedogo624 Michonne cut out their jaws and Arms so that they cant bite her, so so could chain them and walk like pets to not alert other Zombies
He dissed Taylor Swift and then just kinda made her a character shivering in a cabin with one of her 425 ex-boyfriends
Sure she'll sing about him at some point
What time stamp?
The_Idiot_Mang0_99 Adam 5:54
@@ryanlin7972 bigger worry is OF ALL people T. SWIFT with little or no survival skills, far as we know of, survived the zombie uprising... somehow, cuz plot or reasons apparently
I wonder if us bigfoots could survive a zombie apocalypse by just staying deep in the woods.
Feature my comment
This is a joke
Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access legit see you in every informational channel
Maybe
Espakuz • he tryin to learn about us humans
The plural of Bigfoot is bigfeet
I have a few more tips
1. A zombie apocalypse can really happen if the rabies virus mutates
2. The first few days of the zombie apocalypse will have extremely aggressive zombies that will run faster then you ( it does depend on how fast you are) and can some what talk
2A. Fully identify that your target is a human as stated the zombies will be able to talk the first few days.
3. You can notice if someone is hiding the fact that they are infected if there are becoming more aggressive and they might bite you before they fully turn.
4. So when it first starts just barricade your self in your basement then after a week or so you can finally come out
5. During a rabies zombie apocalypse guns and explosives are terrible because the zombies that were recently infected will run to gun shots and explosions.
6. You should use melee weapons such as a bat a sword anything that is not short such as a knife because if you miss the knife attack they can easily bite your arm
7. For a long ranged weapon use a bow or a pistol that has a suppressor with a decibel rate of around 30 and crossbows would be terrible because they have a very long reload time and for it to be quick you need to be very strong
8. If you want to live never be a hero you may see, selfish for this bit if you want to survive never be a hero.
9. If a rabies zombie virus did happen the military of whatever would instantly get rid of it and if they didn’t just get enough food and water for 1 year because at that point every bullet or arrow you shoot at a zombie will make there limbs fall right off as long as they are close to 1 year old
Liked this comment better than the video.
Good observations/thinking, and a serious view on the topic 👍
That you learned from the recent zombie apocalypse 15 years ago?
*(How To Survive In Zombie Apocalypse)*
Step 1: *Chop A Tree*
Step 2: *Make A Stick*
Step 3: *Make A Wood Plank*
Step 4: *Create A Sword*
Step 5: *Wait Till The Night And Start Killing Zombies*
*Then mine some stone to make stone tools, then mine iron for iron tools.*
@Yollerzz Gaming Cause baby tonight, the Creepers gonna steal our stuff again.
Winchester Chua The zombies are not creepers
@@winchesterchua3311 hahahahhahahah!!!!!!
@Yollerzz Gaming creeper aw man
My favourite thing about watching the infographics show is when you’re really getting into a video and it being so informative and exciting and then it gets interrupted by an ad that has absolutely no relevance to my life 😃
2019 : No need to learn, these things wont happen
2069 : Welp
Why only year 2069
2069 Nice
Dude it will happen anytime
u mean 3332
Well coronavirus is here now
Everyone’s gangsta till they hear “fetch me their souls”
Grab the Winter's Howl.
COD reference?
@@brendontyler8822 Nah it's obviously a Terraria reference, totally
@@brendontyler8822 nah it from fortnite g
its 3am, i feel like a zombie...but in all honestly I would head to Washington D.C as the brains there are limited. Zombies would die of starvation
Lol
XD
XDDD
Oof size large
You’re not wrong
"This hurts so much" as she smiles
trash panda 88 smiling helps with pain -_-
@@nekoweeb93 r/woooosh
sounds so wrong! lol
The guy: "sorry, this is going to hurt" :D
2020 in a shellnut
“Destroying that support will drop them faster than Taylor Swift dropping number one hits about ex boyfriends”
Haha This has me laughing so hard!
"Forget the government
You're on your own.'' Now that's a good message
*"Besides it's not like discarded plastic bottles are uncommon or something. There are millions of them in the ocean keeping sea turtles company"*
That statement killed me. 😂
Infographics show: “sure surviving in those extreme latitude will be more difficult...”
Me a Canadian: “pfft cold” (rolls eyes) “I laugh in the face of hypothermia”
@Jordan Holder hah Coloradans are laughing at Canadians and you Greenland people
Hello sister of fellow northern blood.
Yeah I usually prefer a room temperature of like 18 degrees celsius if I just have a t-shirt, can't be that bad furtherr up if you have proper clothes (I'm from scandinavia for context)
Video: *Trying to teach us how to survive the apocalypse*
Me: Why are all of the characters twitching?!
I saib same thing. Maybe they have Parkinson's
Cuz they're starving and terrified lol
Brian Crowley Cuz they got Parkinson’s disease, terrified, and hungry
OWL70 LeadingFlame241 That’s not funny. My aunt has that and she’s suffering.
Madalynn McConnell that’s not funny. My aunt has that disease and she’s suffering.
I like how when he’s telling you to get a magnifying glass to make a fire there are candles in the backround
And how do you light a candle?
Normal people: RUNN!!
Gamers: I have been waiting for this my whole life!!
R u redy for this to happen
Me:Yeah!!! Boi!!!
*immediately gets killed*
*Tank (L4D) and Demolishers (Dying light) laughing nearby
Why do seeing videos like these gives me the feeling that we just might have an apocalypse one day?...
We will it might not be a zombie apocalypse but there will be an apocalypse probably a nuclear or extreme heat apocalypse
Because of Joe.
@Mr. Dank I see you are a man of culture aswell eh?
Because it's written in the stars and our future feelings is tryna warn us.
Mary joy Gelizon oh :(
Who else is watching this during a zombie apocalypse
Here
Yup
XD theyve almost got me
Yup im
@@lucashibbs6895 dood are you alive?
Infographics: go north
Me who lives in an island in the equator: -_-
@Jordan Holder Zombies inside the planes: EXISTS
Small privat planes: EXIST
@@Hyperway_ poor people: EXIST
lol same, life is very sad but hey chop down some trees and make a raft
@@theraimonsystemanimated well it varies depending on the amount of time it takes to Turn most planes would crash Due to zombies turning while on the plane
The British roadmen watch this:
Him:you need a knife
The roadmen: *how many*
I’m not from uk and I find this funny asf 😂😂😂
@Adam Johnson im guessing ur thoughts with the girl were: if i can make her laugh and giggle i can make her cheeks clap and jiggle
Me: I have no peashooters do defend myself!
Airpods Pro: I got your back
sound wave lol
Idk how, but i may have some tips?
1. Prepare a survival kit
In my survival kit
1.Antibiotics
2.Bandages and Plasters
3.Toiletries(Optional)
4.Mineral Water Bottles
5.Water Filtering pills
6.A lighter (You should know why)
7.Protein Bars and Canned food
8.A Millimeter-9 and
Two or Three sets of Ammunition
9.A pocket knife
10.Two sets of maps
Now, for the stuff that you can bring but optional
A heavy firerate weapon
6:39
Random person: I'mma gonna go for a walk in the desert
Random bear: I'mma follow him
Johnson Johnson wait, is that not normal?
😂
Why did I just see that?
Zombie: *bites*
Human: *bites back*
Zombie: *CONFUSED SCREAMING*
ItsTheFox x: Copies
Ctrl + C, Ctrl + V
Correction the zombie bite at your neck and than we scream and die lol
Copycat
Steak vs porkchop
Rocksand
Rocksand
All she wanna do is filter water.
What?
LOL XDDDDDD
@@MinkingR its a reference to a song called "Roxanne"
interesting 🤔
Mr fbi dude why are u on every vid I watch ?
Number 1: Wait for sun coins
Number 2: plant a sunflower and wait for sun coins
Number 3: place a peashoter
Number 4: repeat process
Nobody:
Gamers: *MY TIME HAS COME*
No
@@its-amebrawler5046 wut do you mean no
You mean our?
.
*soviet anthem plays*
What game do we example
No
When shooting a person, or in this case a zombie, u want to shot the pelvic area. It WILL render them no ability walk.
Except they now can crawl
@@Commonusername1122 shoot them in the face after the pelvis. Itll be alot easier.
@@robertagu5533 or yeah know just pull a Michonne and dont waste the bullets and just slice the arms and cut off the lower jaw as well.
Some people are like cut the tendon and I'm like dude it's dead it has no blood
@@redbarrelentertainment Lol "Go for a main artery"
What do vegetarians zombies crave?
*GRAAAAINS*
Dad?
Weight lifter zombie crave?
*GAINSSSSSSS*
😄
What do emo zombies crave?
PAAAAAAIN
Plantaaaaaains......
I do not think i would even survive without this channel
"FORGET THE GOVERNMENT,WE ARE ON OUR OWN!" I highly agree. Government won't help at all
Yup, they will probably be selfish and flee,leaving us all to die
AND THEN WE ATTACK LEAD ZOMBIE WHERE THEY ESCAPE
Even worse just shoot us down even if we're not bit
Stop watching too many movies
They might try at first and send the military to help all of us but if there is still alot of zombies around we'd probably be left to die
"Go north"
Finland: Done
Perkele
Me: *finally gets guns and ammos*
Zombies: *starts running*
Me: Wait that's frickng illegal!
Door: *cost 750*
@@redbarrelentertainment "Shoot em in the head.. That seems to work"
-Dempsey 2015 BO3
@@tinyobito6565 Nope he said it in BO2 First
@@redbarrelentertainment oops I forgot
Step 1: Hope it starts in Texas
Step 2: Wait for the Texans to deal with it.
Step 3: Profit
how much shaking do you want
Infographics show: yes
Underrated comment 🤣
*parkinson's 100*
Strobe lights go on
"Forget the government, you're on your own!"
Me who plans to go in Navy: *confused screaming* 👀🤯😵🥴
well alway stick with the army or a person with a weapon or if u have a weapon stick with lots of family members and freinds
Umm Join the navy
I hope to join the army someday
Zombie:ahhh!
Minecraft steve :i will end this man whole carrier
Accha bacha Gaming *career
Sometimes i just want to be in minecraft.
ill be in creative mode :)
Bruh I was laughing the amount of times he said humans were pathetic 🤣
Go search up a video called *My female villain, Penakoliada - part 4*
@@taykeyjonezes3503 that's your video stop self promoting
@@schrank4105 My bad.
zombie apocalypse "this is the end of the world"
gamer: i've been training so long for this situation
Zombie Survival Hack: Bite the zombie before it bites you.
That way, they become human!
thats what my grandpa said with a cat
LOL
I have a feeling that if I do survive and move out. Somewhere, there is an Infographics Show fan at least 10 km every time you walk
You walk 2km your pass away
Thank you infographics for helping me in the zombie apocalypse in the future...
Zombie starts eating other zombies.
ME: Well zombies have brains.
😂
9.28
The boy: there's no fire
The candles: am I a joke to you?
9:28 ?
@@blankofwhite4379 no need for a question mark
People in 2019: *Listening to zombie apocalypse*
People in 2020: Yeaaaa but there is a virus called coronavirus which would wipe out the zombies
LOL
lol
lol
LAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yea lol
5:54 HAD ME RIGHT THERE 🤣
"u dont need no home- you'll make ur own" -infographic show 2019
8:09
Lady: “It hurts so much”
Also lady: :)
She’s vibing
Nuka Lore sorry man, yours is tempting too
“Ah yes, there is one thing I forgot. The human race has not been eliminated. Travel north. Hope is such a splendid thing.”
- Caleb Goldman, The House of the Dead 4
This is my list
1. Food and Water: Make sure you have enough of these essential resources to get you through at least a couple of weeks.
2. Shelter: Make sure you have a safe place to stay, such as an underground bunker or fortified building.
3. Weapons: You will need weapons to defend yourself against the zombies.
4. First Aid: Keep a comprehensive first aid kit with you to treat injuries.
5. Communication: Have a way to communicate with other survivors, such as a radio or cell phone.
6. Transportation: Have a vehicle and know how to drive it to make escaping the zombies easier.
7. Knowledge: Learn as much as you can about the zombies and their behavior to stay one step ahead of them.
8. Group: Find a group of other survivors who you can work with to increase your chances of survival.
Minecraft ah a zombie
Real life:this is nothing like minecraft
Why wont they die when i slap them?
Thierry Lavirotte, hold up. Gotta get some diamond armor.
*just like the simulations*
Better start enchanting
“Destroying that support will drop them faster than taylor swift drops a new hit about her Ex Boyfriend” 😂😂😂😂
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Me, who has 20+ marksman awards
Headshots... yes...
Congratulations on your achievement. But can you make the shot Under Pressure? While being charged by something that literally wants to eat your face? Not doubting your skills at all. But I've seen cases of police officers missing at less than 20 feet. Under Pressure.
Police got hard time shooting at charging target, even though they are trained to shoot under pressure. You may be able to get the shot right, but your chances are sure low.
20+? 200-300
Commenting before the inevitable apocalypse to thank you for my now _slightly_ improved odds of survival!
Typically I'm more keen on locking myself up in a cell and just starving to death, but hey, the more you know.