9 Cool Ideas in the Case of a Zombie Apocalypse

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  • Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @ixcy8484
    @ixcy8484 5 лет назад +332

    Zombie : Turns off the switch for the treadmill
    Man desperately hanging on to his life : Am I a joke to you

    • @noname-mu6kn
      @noname-mu6kn 5 лет назад +4

      Have the switch upstairs

    • @dzp11177
      @dzp11177 5 лет назад +1

      Look at the original video on the treadmill
      It's on colinfurze

    • @Lightniicpotato
      @Lightniicpotato 5 лет назад

      normie shit

  • @Josh-bm3mw
    @Josh-bm3mw 3 года назад +1765

    *Is nobody gonna talk about how he trusted that armor so much he let his friend attack him with a knife-?*

    • @l.ucieno
      @l.ucieno 3 года назад +46

      THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING-

    • @spoof2803
      @spoof2803 3 года назад +94

      There was PASSION in those stabs, I would not feel safe around him-

    • @jessicapabon2105
      @jessicapabon2105 3 года назад +13

      Christmas gifts!!!!! Hahaha

    • @ifazeyou8591
      @ifazeyou8591 3 года назад +25

      One time with an armor like that, they tested it on a journalist I think and the dude hit him in the wrong spot, he got lucky it was just the tip of the knife who pierce thru it

    • @judyweaver6778
      @judyweaver6778 3 года назад +2

      #spongbobandpattrick

  • @anjalijaingoel2984
    @anjalijaingoel2984 5 лет назад +685

    Me: JUST GO TO YOUR FREAKING ROOFS AND LOCK THE DOOR
    Also me after watching World War Z: Oh, never mind

    • @tactic34wot52
      @tactic34wot52 5 лет назад +18

      Ya also add to the fact you can very easily get stuck up there as well as be exposed to the elements

    • @kassidyalianell7795
      @kassidyalianell7795 5 лет назад +7

      what if the zombie take's down the tent that means you are stuck in it

    • @jaqualiagurley7359
      @jaqualiagurley7359 5 лет назад

      What happens

    • @carrots-3884
      @carrots-3884 5 лет назад +1

      Jaqualia Gurley the zombies climb up walls and building by climbing up each other.

    • @jaqualiagurley7359
      @jaqualiagurley7359 5 лет назад +2

      @@carrots-3884 thought someone was going to say that but I didn't want to assume. And thanks 😊

  • @aznmozez2214
    @aznmozez2214 2 года назад +80

    4:08 I kinda fear that someone or a Zombie can accidentally close the thing crushing you inside

  • @rebbengplays6714
    @rebbengplays6714 5 лет назад +1984

    Well, most of this stuff isnt even accesible for a normal person sooooooo
    *guess ill just die*

    • @byjum.k7779
      @byjum.k7779 5 лет назад +2

      Lel

    • @tyroneajj4985
      @tyroneajj4985 5 лет назад +10

      @@crabcrab4323 that's a bit overdramatic all it was was a joke

    • @naoisedowney4479
      @naoisedowney4479 5 лет назад

      Puppy Pause some people do have these things tho

    • @GwendiWendi
      @GwendiWendi 5 лет назад +8

      Lord Doge this stuff is useful in any kind of apocalypse that doesn’t obliterate the planet, including scenarios that could actually happen in real life, such as an economic/governmental collapse, or a war that leaves a large part of the world a wasteland or simply Mother Nature saying fuck you to humanity

    • @davevasqaez1477
      @davevasqaez1477 5 лет назад +1

      Lul

  • @kleahhh1968
    @kleahhh1968 3 года назад +880

    Meanwhile 5 minutes craft: *put some gluestick*

    • @brandonplayz5096
      @brandonplayz5096 3 года назад +8

      Lol

    • @Wefwjenna
      @Wefwjenna 3 года назад +23

      = *free wifi!*

    • @rubberducky19
      @rubberducky19 3 года назад +18

      *make hammer out of hammer*

    • @Hi-c_ecks
      @Hi-c_ecks 3 года назад +11

      The funny thing is that this is so true I can’t stop laughing

    • @jianandreborcelo544
      @jianandreborcelo544 3 года назад +12

      And boom put some sticks and you made a 45 foot 300000 rounds turret on top of your house

  • @dianka3unicorn741
    @dianka3unicorn741 5 лет назад +703

    Kid: Mom , dad we need a treadmill
    Parents: Why ?!
    Kids: Nothing ,really😂🙄

    • @nildaliton1380
      @nildaliton1380 5 лет назад +4

      Hahaha😂lmao

    • @nightstepstation7189
      @nightstepstation7189 5 лет назад +6

      Dianka:3 Unicorn very official way to get tested for retardation

    • @144chosen
      @144chosen 5 лет назад +1

      Dianka:3 Unicorn I don’t get it somebody please explain

    • @akhirrabanzo9974
      @akhirrabanzo9974 5 лет назад +2

      @@144chosen lol he/she is imagining a zombie in real life

    • @Minecrafter6818
      @Minecrafter6818 5 лет назад +2

      Mom: wtf

  • @wvdb64
    @wvdb64 2 года назад +32

    Three years late, I know, but still felt like leaving a comment.
    I live in South Africa, and due to the high crime rate, just about every home has 3 walls around, 2 to the sides and 1 in the back surrounding the plot, then a palisade at the front. The are about 2 - 3 meters tall and the palisades normally have very deadly spikes on top. This is a very save environment especially towards Zombies and I doubt they would be able to penetrate the fence.
    In some cases, there are no palisades but only walls, with a covered gate which means the Zombies won't be able to see into the yard. After that, all homes are equipped with a security grille door in front of the main front door, therefore, adding to the safety.
    And lastly, there are hundreds of shopping malls and grocery stores within walking distance from every home, insuring a decent amount of food that might last a couple of years, plus, there are a few garden shops that sell seeds and other things like saplings which can be used to create a vegetable garden.

    • @lykos..
      @lykos.. Год назад

      In case of an apocalypse, I’m going to South Africa clearly. My friend is too and told me about it. They said as the power cuts out a lot some have generators.

  • @bwii._.
    @bwii._. 3 года назад +2275

    Me watching this before: Okay cool.
    Me watching this in 2021: *WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!*

  • @justsumrandacc3535
    @justsumrandacc3535 5 лет назад +617

    1990: zombie apocalypse
    2050: alien apocalypse

    • @plzsavethewolves3075
      @plzsavethewolves3075 5 лет назад

      Zhello Pedro Samosir good one

    • @donquaviousda7th
      @donquaviousda7th 5 лет назад +4

      Apparently the world will end in 2023 apparently aliens r suppose to attack Siri said that

    • @itstrevortrailer5766
      @itstrevortrailer5766 5 лет назад +2

      @@donquaviousda7th Bro.Aliens are in a different galaxy

    • @mrbloxyman3542
      @mrbloxyman3542 5 лет назад +2

      Why Alien attack you when youvsave them from area 51

    • @millichu6458
      @millichu6458 5 лет назад

      Le future

  • @oswaldcobblepot365
    @oswaldcobblepot365 5 лет назад +4800

    In a zombie apocalypse, I'm much more afraid of people than zombies

    • @willemotto324
      @willemotto324 5 лет назад +289

      Yeah cause people will kill other people for better resources.

    • @Inquired_Hope
      @Inquired_Hope 5 лет назад +128

      Honestly before I die I’d try to kill as many people as I can and say right before I die “you mom gay” just so see the look of confusion and anger. That or pull out an uno card “no u”

    • @justme7410
      @justme7410 5 лет назад +482

      “Do not trust a survivor until you find out what he did to survive” Read it somewhere in the internet

    • @preetirawat1155
      @preetirawat1155 5 лет назад +87

      @@justme7410 Good one

    • @ginacuellar8719
      @ginacuellar8719 4 года назад +51

      i hate zombies im doing all of the things he said

  • @mattle841
    @mattle841 3 года назад +47

    The boat feels like the best bet.
    1- You can travel anywhere
    2- Depending on the boat you could travel by using just the wind
    3- You will have food and water all around you

    • @saturnplayer
      @saturnplayer 2 года назад

      but you can also sink

    • @peanutbutter6670
      @peanutbutter6670 2 года назад +9

      Not really
      I mean you could fish
      But you cant drink water from the ocean without a heat source

    • @avakielmeyer4970
      @avakielmeyer4970 2 года назад +1

      remember fear the walking dead s3 i think. There are still zombies in the water (although doesnt seem realistic cauz of the super fast decomposition) and the other boats on the water stealing boats, food, gas, guns,and people. I'd say the mountains for national park secluded

    • @reisej2011
      @reisej2011 2 года назад +2

      I would agree but I would probably add something like a water purifier so that you have clean water to drink

    • @charithasamarathunga8209
      @charithasamarathunga8209 Год назад

      What about zombie fish 🙂

  • @247gamer5
    @247gamer5 5 лет назад +3170

    Normal people : run for your life it's an zombie apocalypse
    Gamer: dream comes true

  • @hirotruong1248
    @hirotruong1248 5 лет назад +1396

    Number 1 : staircase treadmill
    People with handicap: am i a joke to you?

    • @triggered_atheist619
      @triggered_atheist619 5 лет назад +10

      @fluffy cloud what

    • @ThyFacters
      @ThyFacters 5 лет назад +4

      you know on the sides of the treadmill you can walk on there so if you make it perfect for someone on a wheelchair to go up there you will have no problems

    • @benjaminfranklin.a7694
      @benjaminfranklin.a7694 5 лет назад +6

      They'd be the first to go, after fat guys of course

    • @aminefanari2574
      @aminefanari2574 5 лет назад +3

      I'm not handicap but I think I will just give up 😅

    • @maliciousdolphin1979
      @maliciousdolphin1979 5 лет назад +3

      Sit on it. Reverse it and slide up

  • @jackbeechey2636
    @jackbeechey2636 5 лет назад +2756

    There's a thing called oxygen you need it in the capsule

  • @papasmurf12
    @papasmurf12 2 года назад +38

    1:20 its not just to avoid zombies, its also helping you grow muscle.

  • @coriolis4761
    @coriolis4761 4 года назад +171

    5:34
    I don't think I completely let someone stab me repeatedly, even with body protection....

    • @zhanqinglin8137
      @zhanqinglin8137 4 года назад +3

      me too

    • @ozgurkarayel3443
      @ozgurkarayel3443 4 года назад +5

      Just in case, and a zombie won't understand what you're saying. It also covers the skin so there is less open area on you

  • @TheTommygfunk1022
    @TheTommygfunk1022 4 года назад +406

    Me: zombies don’t even exi-
    My brain: watch it or else...

    • @lukedaduke3324
      @lukedaduke3324 4 года назад +6

      was? (it means what in germen)

    • @serinasense7331
      @serinasense7331 4 года назад +5

      Yes true there more you need to see
      Secrh :Zombie outbreak 2020
      Secrh :zombie outbreak 2021

    • @princessjoydomini6740
      @princessjoydomini6740 4 года назад

      Hahahaha. Same

    • @Rayanne01
      @Rayanne01 4 года назад +1

      @@spir_ow_er thats true but its just on insects not human parasite

    • @mlilyofthevalley
      @mlilyofthevalley 3 года назад +1

      it exists but it doesn't happens

  • @Rake000
    @Rake000 5 лет назад +897

    Zombie apoc happening!
    Me* *Wait where was that tutorial video*

  • @original1825
    @original1825 2 года назад +23

    1968 - zombies
    2022 - zombies doing parkour and mma

    • @howtomakeacoilgunoffallout4096
      @howtomakeacoilgunoffallout4096 2 года назад +1

      of course.
      Hi! New: Apocalypse Coilgun, Fallout Coilgun
      ruclips.net/video/G9-jKWPyMFo/видео.html
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  • @gandalfthegreyonline
    @gandalfthegreyonline 5 лет назад +640

    5:58
    BIKES, you forgot about bikes ppl.
    Everyone in these movies always overlook bikes.

    • @reisuzuya8890
      @reisuzuya8890 5 лет назад +26

      But you are gonna get hungry and you probebly wont have food D:

    • @A_Hungry_hippo
      @A_Hungry_hippo 5 лет назад +22

      Can’t they easily eat you on a bike?

    • @gandalfthegreyonline
      @gandalfthegreyonline 5 лет назад +13

      rei suzuya fair point but u would have that same issue with a horse

    • @gandalfthegreyonline
      @gandalfthegreyonline 5 лет назад +12

      Galaxyzebragirl 36 yes but this is just for evacuation. Also I think most bikes can out run ppl so probably zombies too

    • @deadmemes131
      @deadmemes131 5 лет назад +17

      Yeah but your legs would eventually get exhausted from peddling and you would eventually have to stop, and that gives the zombies an advantage because you would be too tired to run, or continue peddling. I would say get a car but gasoline expires within a few years. And I never really got why people put boards and barb wire on their car because it gives the zombies to hang onto.

  • @hellowassup4521
    @hellowassup4521 5 лет назад +815

    Zombies: *like brains*
    Most of my class: *survives*

  • @butterdog7055
    @butterdog7055 5 лет назад +1518

    Zombies cant climb
    WWZ zombies: Hold my beer

  • @timoconnell5804
    @timoconnell5804 3 года назад +16

    making a bunker could also be useful in everyday life. It could be a man cave, gaming room, whatever, as long as there's a room filled with supplies in the event of disaster

  • @RadicalRadiation
    @RadicalRadiation 5 лет назад +333

    Staircase treadmill
    Cause of death: couldn’t run up the staircase treadmill in time

    • @carboncopy8
      @carboncopy8 5 лет назад +20

      the treadmill and the car tent was really stupid

    • @illuminosis6823
      @illuminosis6823 5 лет назад +4

      IamNot Asian yea because if there was a large group of zombies can’t they push over the car?

    • @serosero
      @serosero 5 лет назад +2

      @@illuminosis6823 and it takes a really long time to build

    • @SkaterKing101
      @SkaterKing101 5 лет назад +1

      Thought same thing, that treadmill just gonna feed us straight into the zombie horde lol

    • @scyfrix
      @scyfrix 5 лет назад

      Cause of death: Ran out of power.

  • @rhojigt8148
    @rhojigt8148 4 года назад +779

    Everybody gangsta till the zombies underwater can now fully summon tridents.

  • @kianbustamante4773
    @kianbustamante4773 5 лет назад +451

    Gamers knows what to do in this situation dont worry

    • @BabyYodu-w6u
      @BabyYodu-w6u 5 лет назад +18

      I have played a lot of zombie games...so
      (Meanwhile in 2032)
      (NOMAL PERSON)AHHHH! ZOMBIES!
      ME: I KNEW IT! (couple of seconds later)
      DIE DIE DIE! (I'm using a slegesaw aka slegedehammer + cement saw)

    • @penguinsocks1070
      @penguinsocks1070 5 лет назад +5

      @@BabyYodu-w6u you know the dr ( dead rising ) series

    • @صدراکیهانی
      @صدراکیهانی 5 лет назад +3

      Gamer gang😎😎

    • @BabyYodu-w6u
      @BabyYodu-w6u 5 лет назад

      1st one was the best because it had adam

    • @emakay_ytgames206
      @emakay_ytgames206 5 лет назад

      Me yeah and my cousin and my fam

  • @taptop1467
    @taptop1467 2 года назад +28

    in my opinion, a pretty good place to be during a zombie apocalypse is a sport stadium is some kind. preferably one that’s either baseball or cricket.
    The field is round, so you can stay on the sides so you can’t be cornered by a couple of zombies easily, and there’s also multiple areas and rooms where you can find equipment. If you lucky there might be something like a spare bat or some extra body protection used for playing the sports.
    I don’t know much about baseball, but in cricket you have leg pads for protection, and there’s cricket stumps that you should be able to find along with a bat. The leg pads are great so you don’t have to focus on not getting bitten there as much, and if something happens that could get you legs injured it will be easier to run away. Also, there’s many stairs and chairs all over the place, all obstacles themselves and also perfect for making your own obstacles to fight off zombies. Also, cricket balls are perfect for slamming into zombies faces. The rooms all around the stadium will be great for keeping things from supplies, zombies, or even yourself in. And, if you ever want to check if you think there’s a zombie or a human down on the field or in the stands, there’s a bunch of cameras you can check that should be connected to the large screens at the stadium.
    In my opinion, it’s a great place to be if you are part of a team or going solo.

    • @taptop1467
      @taptop1467 2 года назад

      @himana vattikonda oo that’s a really good idea! i hadn’t thought of anything like that before (probs bc i live in a very hot country) and i haven’t heard something like that either! it’s very creative :))

    • @lykos..
      @lykos.. Год назад

      Cool idea but what about a power outage? They run on the national grid. And zombies there previously and hostile humans. I don’t mean to critiques but otherwise it’s a solid idea

    • @taptop1467
      @taptop1467 Год назад

      @@lykos.. the power outage would only really take away lights & cameras. There’s still lots of things you’d be able to utilise without them :)

    • @lykos..
      @lykos.. Год назад

      @@taptop1467 couldn’t use an oven or any device attached to the national grid. (Uk me). No way to cook anything unless you have a generator which is very rare where I live. Even football stadiums wouldn’t have a backup generator, only hospitals. No frozen food or anything and no dairy or milk. You’d starve or freeze. Again, don’t know if it’s different in the us (an assumption)

    • @taptop1467
      @taptop1467 Год назад

      @@lykos.. I’m not in the us, and idk if sport stadiums over here in Australia have backup generators but ima assume no. You could probably grow some food yourself!! Just one potato or strawberry and you’ll have a garden eventually. You’d have to learn how to make your own fire, plus hunting if you want meat, but hopefully it’d be easy!!

  • @synyster489
    @synyster489 5 лет назад +901

    LITERALLY NO ONE :
    BRAIN TIME : COOL IDEAS IN CASE OF A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
    just for fun

    • @thatoneguy444
      @thatoneguy444 5 лет назад +2

      *Incase*
      _Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggghhttt_

    • @katieteurn1850
      @katieteurn1850 5 лет назад +1

      Grenks why would you say those things?!!!??? ITS SO MEAN!!!!

    • @Scrffy
      @Scrffy 5 лет назад

      Yeah never going to actually happen, *_rIgHt_*

    • @ilsajunka3536
      @ilsajunka3536 5 лет назад

      tkde pape 800liker

  • @McSanto26
    @McSanto26 5 лет назад +240

    Normal people: no... Zombie.... I'm going to die.....
    Gamer: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.

    • @ceciliafenix6854
      @ceciliafenix6854 5 лет назад +3

      LMAO YAAAAA

    • @Psych0Doct
      @Psych0Doct 5 лет назад +3

      There not real right

    • @gurpreetkaur4850
      @gurpreetkaur4850 5 лет назад +4

      @@Psych0Doct no but maybe the flower might evolve the flower that infects right now only insects and it will take millions of years for it to infect humans so for now we are safe

    • @g4l4ct1c3
      @g4l4ct1c3 5 лет назад +4

      ALL GAMERS! UNITE!

    • @ALee-if6ld
      @ALee-if6ld 5 лет назад +1

      Too bad gamers would be the first to die. A real zombie apocalypse would require strength, stamina, actual survival skills, and even personal hygiene. All of these, most gamers lack.

  • @scagus1981
    @scagus1981 3 года назад +857

    I like how he's just talking about these extremely expensive things that basically no one has.

    • @dickhoran1785
      @dickhoran1785 3 года назад +14

      Yeah very truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue

    • @ieatspiders7136
      @ieatspiders7136 2 года назад +5

      Except for the person who is showcasing it:

    • @alimohsin496
      @alimohsin496 2 года назад +6

      You came here for cheap solutions?

    • @danntrev
      @danntrev 2 года назад

      Thats how you know youre zombie food

    • @Dave-yp7vz
      @Dave-yp7vz 2 года назад

      Yes

  • @notyourbusiness2672
    @notyourbusiness2672 3 года назад +3

    Thank you for spending so much time explaing what zombies are, while acknowledging that every little kid knows it. Time well spent.

  • @Rehan_2025
    @Rehan_2025 4 года назад +713

    Imagine zombies didn't actually want brains...they wanted a hug before they die...

    • @LunaCorn11
      @LunaCorn11 4 года назад +35

      The red Shadow Rehan aw that makes me sad :(

    • @jashawn9348
      @jashawn9348 4 года назад +48

      Yea and some meat while they hug

    • @lovesfood6413
      @lovesfood6413 4 года назад +21

      They are dead tho 💀........

    • @LunaCorn11
      @LunaCorn11 4 года назад +10

      Loves Food like before they get shot

    • @bigmouth475
      @bigmouth475 4 года назад +4

      Then it wouldn't be a apocalypse

  • @drfrogjz8280
    @drfrogjz8280 5 лет назад +257

    Zombies can Not climb in such Heights ...
    ( Remembres World War Z Scene )

    • @uawalmartgod3828
      @uawalmartgod3828 5 лет назад +11

      Zombies can not climb in such heights
      (Sees the top comment that's the exact same but posted earlier)

    • @derprofidigga1755
      @derprofidigga1755 5 лет назад

      @@uawalmartgod3828 Yo WTF

    • @jakewiggins8288
      @jakewiggins8288 5 лет назад

      Oh yea smart👏

    • @PetraMou
      @PetraMou 5 лет назад +2

      The only reason they got up is because they stacked up.

    • @adarshshailendra6188
      @adarshshailendra6188 5 лет назад

      @@PetraMou Bruh they ran like apeshit

  • @arahelvargas6942
    @arahelvargas6942 5 лет назад +418

    He forgot the most important one of all
    Guns/weapons

    • @gezi5927
      @gezi5927 5 лет назад +9

      arahel Vargas guns are okay, but you need a headshot to easily kill one, ammunition will run out and guns are loud.

    • @ylakatrinamalipol7402
      @ylakatrinamalipol7402 5 лет назад +1

      @@gezi5927 just put a Silent muzzle (PUBG) lol

    • @gezi5927
      @gezi5927 5 лет назад +2

      Ninjarok katanas take a lot of management and perish easily.

    • @codysewap9098
      @codysewap9098 5 лет назад +4

      arahel Vargas
      But guns will literally attract big groups of zombies doe
      But weapons such as knives crowbars and other stuff will work 2

    • @naturewithkaitlyn9826
      @naturewithkaitlyn9826 5 лет назад

      Lol 100th like and yeah silent guns maybe and you need lots of ammunition knives and clubs would be better.

  • @epiccheese114
    @epiccheese114 2 года назад +17

    Damn the human race is already prepared for this 😂

  • @bamnihilation5345
    @bamnihilation5345 3 года назад +295

    Zombies on water:*Catching humans*
    Sharks: Guys. We have a company

  • @vegazyla1402
    @vegazyla1402 5 лет назад +299

    Literally Nobody:
    RUclips: Cool Ideas In Case of a Zombie Apocalypse
    You're gonna need them

    • @PhantomDharak2
      @PhantomDharak2 5 лет назад

      more like American things to me

    • @grrlstar100
      @grrlstar100 5 лет назад

      I NEED HELP!!!PETA IS AT MY DOOR!!!I WAS HAPPY ANOUT STEVE IRWIN'S BIRTHDAY!!!

    • @shameemnazrul4919
      @shameemnazrul4919 3 года назад

      True, they may happen..

  • @user-yd8lj6mz1w
    @user-yd8lj6mz1w 5 лет назад +512

    Me: why am i watching this video?
    The earth: starts a zombie apocalypse
    Me: oh great

    • @slyth4236
      @slyth4236 5 лет назад +1

      You Tube lol

    • @wolfy864
      @wolfy864 5 лет назад +1

      You Tube AHHHhHhHH WHy AM I WRITING THIS IM ABOUT TO DIE... BRAINS HELP ME

  • @clarkkent7653
    @clarkkent7653 3 года назад +7

    Imagine being trapped under your bed and you ran out of food and water and you have to use the bathroom and there's hundreds of zombies over you

  • @jaygurnani7311
    @jaygurnani7311 4 года назад +829

    Well if the zombies are after brains, I’m safe

  • @KiKi-uu6pk
    @KiKi-uu6pk 5 лет назад +280

    I think we can all agree that none of us have any of this stuff and never will

    • @layla2524
      @layla2524 5 лет назад

      •Blacknightmare• hehehehhehe

    • @zanemodzytofficial4357
      @zanemodzytofficial4357 5 лет назад

      I HOPE

    • @MarzBarz71222
      @MarzBarz71222 5 лет назад +6

      @@layla2524 true. But my uncle has a walking dead themed car, and it came with a survival kit I just thought that was funny. It wasn't even custom it was at the dealership like that

    • @Amur7igr0
      @Amur7igr0 5 лет назад

      True

    • @zanemodzytofficial4357
      @zanemodzytofficial4357 5 лет назад +1

      @@MarzBarz71222 proof?

  • @PrinceAnims
    @PrinceAnims 5 лет назад +8464

    So basically u can survuve the zombie apocalypse if u are rich

  • @Aztenclxoud
    @Aztenclxoud 2 года назад +9

    "zombies cannot climb to such heights" wwz zombies : am I a joke to you?

    • @X_stikto
      @X_stikto 2 года назад +1

      Zombies climbing on zombies to reach a open window: and am i a joke to u?

    • @X_xWolfx_X
      @X_xWolfx_X 2 года назад

      @@X_stikto lol for a sky tent? They’ll just flip the car over 😂

  • @johnmichaelpurba6523
    @johnmichaelpurba6523 5 лет назад +339

    Zombie apocalypse: Happen
    Minecraft Steve : hide in a dirt hut

  • @RocketLauncherSkeleton
    @RocketLauncherSkeleton 5 лет назад +90

    Number 1
    - You'll run out of power sooner or later
    - Zombies will just end up piling up against the treadmill until it either breaks or has enough zombies on it that other zombies can climb to the top
    - Just demolish or destroy the staircase
    - Not actively available to the average civilian
    Number 2, Number 3
    - You're trapped inside
    - Not actively available to the average civilian
    Number 4
    - Good idea, but you need to travel really far away
    Number 5
    - Durable, but cover the elbows, back of legs. Too clunky
    - Using Kevlar limb guards is a suitable alternative
    Number 6
    - No.
    - Horse are actually better in the sense that they can travel where cars can't
    - Roads will be blocked
    - Running over / hitting a zombie with a modded car will more often injure it than kill it
    - Not actively available to the average civilian
    Number 7
    - Not actively available to the average civilian
    - Fuel
    Number 8
    - Impenetrable but there are issues with food, water, power
    - You're trapped inside if they ever do bust in
    - Generators are very noisy
    Number 9
    - Good, but the money spent on zombieproofing every window could go to either a tornado shelter or a stilted house which would provide better protection

    • @ilovemilia6968
      @ilovemilia6968 5 лет назад +2

      Possible!

    • @iakonasisler4808
      @iakonasisler4808 5 лет назад +6

      Literally the whole video I was like yea hold up gotta go get my wallet and take out the 100k I had sitting around

    • @djtrac3r935
      @djtrac3r935 5 лет назад +1

      A better alternative for fossil fuel generators is to install solar panels, then again, that’s expensive af, and even then you are still trapped underground, your only hope really is to hope the US military
      , First Responders, Counter Terrorist units, and NATO to stop the zombie threat

    • @alancabral2344
      @alancabral2344 5 лет назад +2

      Number ten protect all skin because musquitos can possibly transmit the disease

    • @doominator-rw2fu
      @doominator-rw2fu 5 лет назад

      If the Bunker owner was rich he could literally make his bunker a maze...and have over 100 Doors until the Zombies Get to him...and he would have high Security...so small Turrets...traps or something like that to kill or damage the Zombies...and well he would have Weapons near him/in the same rooms he is living in...and he should bring ALOT and i mean ALOT of Food (and Minimize the usage...) and the food that i recommend are:
      Rice:Its the first Option cause it wont expire...Quickly
      Powdered milk...gonna be honest...i was never a fan of Powdered milk but hey...u gotta do what u gotta do right ?
      Honey:I dont know if this is weird or not but i had a Bootle of Honey that i didnt touch for literally 9 Months and it didnt Expire...so this is nice.
      I heard that Canned Tuna stays good for years...so yea that is NICE.
      Olives:if u didnt open the bootle they will stay unexpired FOR AGES...so stack em up bois.
      Instant coffee...it wont spoil...
      Stack on all of this (Like 30 Bags/Box of each thing will do) and you'll survive....only if u are rich thought (or if someone u know did it and Invited u)

  • @hockeyfan7189
    @hockeyfan7189 5 лет назад +2417

    This was on my recommended...
    Is the government trying to tell me something..? 😂

  • @rodelnettemandap7594
    @rodelnettemandap7594 2 года назад +2

    Best way to survive zombie apocalypse: Let the Animals Fight back

  • @RandomGuy-or2xn
    @RandomGuy-or2xn 5 лет назад +3419

    news: there is a zombie apocalypse
    gamers: hold my controller

  • @kenkaneki7915
    @kenkaneki7915 5 лет назад +258

    0:54 How Dangerous is Pochinki
    -PUBG

  • @Axa_In_Space
    @Axa_In_Space 5 лет назад +1393

    Now I’m prepared for the zombie apocalypse lol 😂

    • @wayneninoarenas5699
      @wayneninoarenas5699 5 лет назад +6

      Hahaha

    • @coldasicegaming7824
      @coldasicegaming7824 5 лет назад +1

      @@wayneninoarenas5699 lol

    • @maving2449
      @maving2449 5 лет назад +2

      @@coldasicegaming7824 gusion vs kimmy who will win?

    • @mewt5303
      @mewt5303 5 лет назад

      @@maving2449 gussion. Dumb

    • @Lobofindings
      @Lobofindings 5 лет назад +1

      Princess unikitty 101 😂😂 I’m Just going to the woods or on a island

  • @kevinyakiwchum6174
    @kevinyakiwchum6174 3 года назад +1

    I watch this like 6 years ago and I'm watching it now again

  • @everythingstrangerthings4488
    @everythingstrangerthings4488 4 года назад +626

    Get Ready For The
    “I’m here because of the corona virus” comments

  • @admirali.a.6175
    @admirali.a.6175 3 года назад +439

    There’s another way to stop them from coming near.
    *Starts coughing VERY loudly*

    • @kellenfox1463
      @kellenfox1463 3 года назад +3

      XDDDDDDDDDX

    • @Aeni.
      @Aeni. 3 года назад +17

      Once my little brother was on a couch and he coughed so hard he fell of 😂

    • @kellenfox1463
      @kellenfox1463 3 года назад +11

      @@Aeni. Holy crap I hope his spine is ok

    • @Aeni.
      @Aeni. 3 года назад +4

      Yes he was fine me and my cousin watched🤣

    • @05-12-k1w
      @05-12-k1w 3 года назад +4

      You my friend are on another level of genius

  • @brandonleung2470
    @brandonleung2470 5 лет назад +372

    * zombie apocalypse *
    Gamer: check out this squad wipe
    Other gamer: nah bruh imma get this nuke right quick

    • @kenkaneki7915
      @kenkaneki7915 5 лет назад +2

      But The Other gamer died Because he will launch a Nuke,What if it's explode

    • @FiddyAutomotive
      @FiddyAutomotive 5 лет назад +1

      Brandon Leung 2 different games🤣Fortnite squad wipe - and Bo2 nuke🤣🤣

    • @chueandjulia
      @chueandjulia 5 лет назад +2

      Other Gamer: you guys have enough points to repair the barriers? *casually shoots zombies from window*

    • @brandonleung2470
      @brandonleung2470 5 лет назад

      Chue Lor other gamer: nah bruh, u must be a rookie...repairing the barriers give u points

    • @chueandjulia
      @chueandjulia 5 лет назад

      Brandon Leung oh ok (XD) I haven’t played zombie mode in a while.

  • @NoHandel141
    @NoHandel141 Год назад +1

    4 year old me:I can walk and talk
    My big brother:hey you know about zombies

  • @HiHi-sm3zp
    @HiHi-sm3zp 5 лет назад +212

    3:33 OH NO THERE IS A HORDE OF ZOMBIES LETS GO TO MY BED SHELTER ONE THING. IT TAKES 100 YEARS TO RAISE!!🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @sklurzy
      @sklurzy 5 лет назад +1

      faxxxz

    • @litlecoffeebean6824
      @litlecoffeebean6824 5 лет назад +1

      XD

    • @notcyn
      @notcyn 5 лет назад +1

      *oof*

    • @chinoloco13
      @chinoloco13 5 лет назад +3

      If theres more the 100 zombies how and when would u be able to leave it and find cover u cant live in ur bed forever 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @thereisasnakeinmyboot9119
      @thereisasnakeinmyboot9119 5 лет назад +2

      How the fuck would you use the bathroom in there?!
      LEMME JUST PEE IN MY WATER BOTTLE!

  • @thegreatspudster5502
    @thegreatspudster5502 5 лет назад +1506

    The zombies can’t drown in the water. It just.turns into a drowned

  • @datperson7827
    @datperson7827 5 лет назад +210

    Pffft
    Imagine a zombie is following you and you're just on the treadmill
    Not moving forward because you're slow

  • @aeiou6410
    @aeiou6410 2 года назад +5

    The problem with these idea is that the sky tent thingy is the only thing out of these 9 stuff that people can actually afford. Everything else will cost a fortune.

  • @killerkirks0528
    @killerkirks0528 5 лет назад +349

    Can not climb to such heights
    Immediately shows World War Z clip

  • @yo3lis
    @yo3lis 5 лет назад +437

    Man: zombies are coming
    THOR: HOLD MY beer
    Edit: thx for the likes i didnt expect it to have so many.😊

  • @harlemchavez1799
    @harlemchavez1799 5 лет назад +166

    People's brains be like "Just in case."

  • @dmunoz1466
    @dmunoz1466 3 года назад +18

    You could just move to a far away island with high defences like walls with saws, an escape route, and a lot of defence towers.
    Within the island, there is a HUGE PERSONAL BUNKER, a lab for the antidote, an internet tower, a power source, a bunch of armor for explorations, a hospital, a farm, and a survival practice field

    • @ttagagagags586
      @ttagagagags586 2 года назад +1

      Yeah mate how big is this island and where is it

    • @dmunoz1466
      @dmunoz1466 2 года назад

      @@ttagagagags586 It's located somewhere away from America in general.

    • @lykos..
      @lykos.. Год назад

      Yeah but these islands may be occupied by unfriendly people. Or other zombies. The canary island are islands but will have people and aren’t very good for rebuilding society. The UK’s a set of islands, but has people. New Zealand’s an island but still has people. Sicily is an island but still has people. And the uninhabited ones are uninhabited for a reason. Also, we’re are you getting the materials form? And also, America is not the only country in the world. Everyone else will probably be infected, like what happened in covid. This stuff spreads.

  • @sky_master7235
    @sky_master7235 5 лет назад +4450

    I know a way to survive a zombie apocalypse
    Be the camera man

  • @christian90
    @christian90 5 лет назад +311

    Me: Gonna go to sleep early tonight
    Me at 3am:

  • @vincentcong4435
    @vincentcong4435 4 года назад +173

    It’s a zombie apocalypse, tells what u need to survive
    Me: hides under bed

  • @thefancydoge8668
    @thefancydoge8668 Год назад +3

    Basically, if you don't own an island completely isolated from the world you're doomed.

  • @isabellawhite7241
    @isabellawhite7241 5 лет назад +392

    Ain’t gonna catch me sleeping In a tent during an apocalypse

    • @nagisa3523
      @nagisa3523 4 года назад +1

      Isabella White yeah number 4 flawed af

    • @TheWarmachine375
      @TheWarmachine375 4 года назад +3

      Press X for Doubt

    • @Nephilims_Burrow
      @Nephilims_Burrow 4 года назад +4

      Nope your gonna catch me sleeping in a spaceship going for the moon in an apocalypse

    • @hellokittiesleftovary
      @hellokittiesleftovary 4 года назад +1

      Ain’t gonna catch me sleeping period

  • @ysabella8719
    @ysabella8719 5 лет назад +422

    zombies: *aauuaerghh*
    me:
    *bring out the P E A S H O O T E R S*

  • @agenthydro7773
    @agenthydro7773 5 лет назад +313

    Basically he is saying poor people dont stand a chance
    Edit: I haven't got this many likes before 😮

    • @kianlimbos689
      @kianlimbos689 5 лет назад +15

      Poor people can live in tree houses

    • @agenthydro7773
      @agenthydro7773 5 лет назад +3

      @@kianlimbos689 if they make it them selves

    • @kianlimbos689
      @kianlimbos689 5 лет назад

      @@agenthydro7773 yeah

    • @agenthydro7773
      @agenthydro7773 5 лет назад

      @@kianlimbos689 plus where they getting the tools and stuff for it

    • @kianlimbos689
      @kianlimbos689 5 лет назад

      @@agenthydro7773 don't know

  • @pie107
    @pie107 Год назад +1

    I love the fact that a zombie was showing off his shoes lol

  • @thamas_420
    @thamas_420 5 лет назад +337

    The background should have been 100% shaun of the dead clips

  • @plushstudios4325
    @plushstudios4325 3 года назад +279

    “They are all deadly” Me looking at PvZ zombies: Press X to doubt.

  • @star-strawberry4431
    @star-strawberry4431 4 года назад +601

    “Welcome to other episode of things you can’t buy because your broke af.”

    • @SP-nn2zi
      @SP-nn2zi 3 года назад +12

      *you're*

    • @vaultboy1469
      @vaultboy1469 3 года назад +13

      @@SP-nn2zi you you you grammar nazi begone you demon

    • @cajs100
      @cajs100 3 года назад +6

      Everything is free when it's a Zombie Apocalypse

    • @OsnoloVrach
      @OsnoloVrach 3 года назад +3

      @@vaultboy1469 why do you sound like a raging child that just learnt the english language

    • @comeherebroi9609
      @comeherebroi9609 3 года назад +2

      Si basically if there are zombies everywhere you will wait to pay the stuff that has his brain eaten ??? Oookaaay

  • @lilzav1e
    @lilzav1e 3 года назад +1

    Shaun of the Dead was one of my favorite movies! I enjoyed every minute of it! 😅

  • @zorbata8056
    @zorbata8056 5 лет назад +228

    Someone explain how the sky tent thing could possibly work

    • @sbgreatness
      @sbgreatness 5 лет назад +6

      @Drive with Dalya exactly what I was thinking

    • @tactic34wot52
      @tactic34wot52 5 лет назад +3

      @Rose and commanderwolf Animate you have a fully functioning brain as well as full motor reflexes and a non decaying body to where a zombie(Based on the infection)Has decayed ligaments a partially functioning Brian and poor motor reflexes

    • @tactic34wot52
      @tactic34wot52 5 лет назад +1

      @Rose and commanderwolf Animate I said based on the infection I know there are some zombie infections that would enable a zombie to get up to it

    • @tactic34wot52
      @tactic34wot52 5 лет назад +1

      @Rose and commanderwolf Animate next time read more thoroughly

    • @bigchivo4199
      @bigchivo4199 5 лет назад

      Everything dumb af

  • @frexxadz2036
    @frexxadz2036 5 лет назад +158

    * Zombie apocalypse come *
    Minecraft: Just stay They burn In Day

  • @Raikkonen73106
    @Raikkonen73106 5 лет назад +763

    Zombies: BRAINS!
    Me: AHHHHH!
    (Zombie avoids me)
    Me: Oh Right I dont have a brain.

  • @mugzee3783
    @mugzee3783 3 года назад +3

    Brain time: we hope the zombie apocalypse never happens
    Zombie fans: we sure hope it happens

  • @robby5805
    @robby5805 4 года назад +162

    Zombies: *exist*
    Smart people: *puts on a strong hazmat suit*
    Zombies: wait, that's illegal

    • @TheCrowncard
      @TheCrowncard 4 года назад +7

      you know there's a type of zombies stuck in hazmat suit...

    • @dilli2655
      @dilli2655 3 года назад +2

      Z O M B I E S. D O N T. E X I S T.

    • @sunflowerdaisy5345
      @sunflowerdaisy5345 3 года назад +4

      @@dilli2655 They........... They were joking.

    • @goldenbiesreh3403
      @goldenbiesreh3403 3 года назад +3

      L4d2 zombies in hazmat suit:pathetic

    • @goldenbiesreh3403
      @goldenbiesreh3403 3 года назад +1

      @@dilli2655 its a joke
      Or should i say r/woosh

  • @eramsorgr
    @eramsorgr 5 лет назад +199

    1:10 "feed your brain", zombie next to me:
    BRAINZ?

    • @doubleunicorn7937
      @doubleunicorn7937 5 лет назад

      Will that true but they can eat brains all they do is eat your flesh then your brain but they have to go through the skull they have strong teeth any way

    • @icie5909
      @icie5909 5 лет назад

      @basically a Jacob dagnit yeah

  • @WyattRodebaugh
    @WyattRodebaugh 5 лет назад +104

    People in a zombie apocalypse: These zombies cant swim!
    Drowned: Am I a joke to you?

  • @giuli..
    @giuli.. 2 года назад +1

    Y’all if we did have a zombie apocalypse, it just seems really easy to survive the apocalypse

    • @howtomakeacoilgunoffallout4096
      @howtomakeacoilgunoffallout4096 2 года назад +1

      Yes of course.
      Hi! New: Apocalypse Coilgun, Fallout Coilgun
      ruclips.net/video/G9-jKWPyMFo/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/rclLsQ9nyeg/видео.html

  • @pimpchimpin6785
    @pimpchimpin6785 5 лет назад +102

    Don’t worry about it. Your crazy neighbor will help you fend off by showing you a few planting skills. I’d recommend getting a magnet for those pesky bucket heads.

  • @Username-vn1wx
    @Username-vn1wx 4 года назад +115

    Zombies can't climb
    WWZ zombies: hold my monster

  • @officialpierre9258
    @officialpierre9258 5 лет назад +7841

    Comment Deleted.

    • @potato5805
      @potato5805 5 лет назад +28

      Hihihihi

    • @potato5805
      @potato5805 5 лет назад +19

      @@freemcnugget8691 its a joke

    • @Kiddovideo1
      @Kiddovideo1 5 лет назад +16

      @@potato5805 it's not 2020 yet

    • @potato5805
      @potato5805 5 лет назад +15

      @@Kiddovideo1 I said I was joking

    • @Kiddovideo1
      @Kiddovideo1 5 лет назад +9

      @@potato5805 ok sorry

  • @ReturnsGaming123
    @ReturnsGaming123 2 года назад +1

    How to survive zombie apocalypse:
    Step 1: be the Cameraman

  • @user-cm6vk9sv3k
    @user-cm6vk9sv3k 5 лет назад +342

    Zombie apocalypse:
    "MOM WHERE'S MY PHONE CHARGER"

    • @mohammadalshaher2113
      @mohammadalshaher2113 5 лет назад +8

      When Zombie is near:
      I must escape now
      but I need dat chicken dinner
      PuBg

    • @shaggy8580
      @shaggy8580 5 лет назад +1

      I made multiple accaunts and liked dis comment

    • @ryef711
      @ryef711 5 лет назад

      I get it because she really needs to watch this vid but it’s too late HAHAHAHAHA

    • @markroden24
      @markroden24 5 лет назад +1

      @@AwesomeacoolestThe it will run out of charge

    • @PastelScorpion
      @PastelScorpion 5 лет назад

      @@markroden24 bring the chargers. Steal a generator. Or steal one of those nifty solar powered chargers.

  • @mehdijel180
    @mehdijel180 5 лет назад +268

    News: zombies
    are coming
    GAMERS: hold my beer

  • @Jay_Feather-m4l
    @Jay_Feather-m4l 3 года назад +66

    Hey, Just a tip for a zombie apocalypse. If you meet a guy with a bat with nails on it that's name is Negan, stay away.

    • @ttv_midnight4514
      @ttv_midnight4514 3 года назад +2

      Yeah he fucked those guys up

    • @Jay_Feather-m4l
      @Jay_Feather-m4l 3 года назад +1

      @@ttv_midnight4514 Yep

    • @wendigo16vibes
      @wendigo16vibes 3 года назад +4

      I'm watching the beginning of season 5 and I havent gotten to him yet....I've heard he is horrible.

    • @Jay_Feather-m4l
      @Jay_Feather-m4l 3 года назад

      @@wendigo16vibes Oh just you wait...

    • @wendigo16vibes
      @wendigo16vibes 3 года назад

      @@Jay_Feather-m4l I'm bracing myself

  • @zipical
    @zipical 3 года назад +2

    1:21 keep note that this zombie is fresh so they still have a bit of memory and control

  • @21k-w6s
    @21k-w6s 5 лет назад +432

    Zombie's: *exist*
    Pubg dn and svtd player: *hold my m416*

    • @soocl417
      @soocl417 5 лет назад +1

      Zombies do not exsist. Bill has proven it

    • @loriefejayne
      @loriefejayne 5 лет назад

      SOO cheng len what if?

    • @iqramaryam6190
      @iqramaryam6190 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @kenkaneki7915
      @kenkaneki7915 5 лет назад +1

      Shroud:GUYS,Why are we out of the zone?

    • @Mythical4227
      @Mythical4227 5 лет назад

      Hold? What will they shoot with?.. maybe say, get my m416 X3?

  • @jacobkhounsourath6166
    @jacobkhounsourath6166 5 лет назад +213

    "Not everyone has a boat."
    but we all have survival capsules :)

  • @izzybluebell8399
    @izzybluebell8399 4 года назад +355

    RUclips recommended this to me.
    ...
    *Do they know something about COVID-19 that we don't?*

  • @jakeplayzrandomstuff4738
    @jakeplayzrandomstuff4738 2 года назад

    My recommendation:
    -Close, lock, and bar the windows with thick boards and lots of nails.
    -Have that reinforced door cover in front of every other entrance, then lock all the doors.
    -Have a treadmill on the stairs.
    -Upstairs, in a secure room, have a bed-bunker. Inside there, you can put carpet, a nice bed, rations, a TV, some gaming equipment, maybe a friend with a sleeping bag, and, of course, a rifle or some pistols.

  • @Metado42069
    @Metado42069 4 года назад +554

    "my brain knowing that a zombie apocalypse is never going to happen"
    me: just in case

    • @voldemortjudges7142
      @voldemortjudges7142 3 года назад +14

      i hope it does

    • @Metado42069
      @Metado42069 3 года назад +47

      @@voldemortjudges7142 why? so many people would die and it would just suck and there wouldn't be any internet and stuff you know that right?

    • @voldemortjudges7142
      @voldemortjudges7142 3 года назад +20

      @@Metado42069 it would be fun and i dont care i would like it that way

    • @That_one_dumb_dude
      @That_one_dumb_dude 3 года назад +14

      It really wouldn't what are you going to do be a badass and save everyone finding a cure or some shit

    • @That_one_dumb_dude
      @That_one_dumb_dude 3 года назад +2

      There goescmy grammar

  • @ceciliafenix6854
    @ceciliafenix6854 5 лет назад +879

    I HAVE A WAY TO SURVIVE!,!!!!,
    Be the main character :3

  • @janekun7101
    @janekun7101 5 лет назад +265

    Gamers be like: *I've BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG!!*

    • @litlecoffeebean6824
      @litlecoffeebean6824 5 лет назад +3

      truuu XD

    • @j.sanchezz8
      @j.sanchezz8 5 лет назад +2

      Bruh fr I want it to happen 😂

    • @vampireblood1495
      @vampireblood1495 5 лет назад +2

      Janessa Mae yeah...

    • @HaHa-gg9dl
      @HaHa-gg9dl 5 лет назад +1

      Jonn28721 No, no you don't.

    • @afriend5107
      @afriend5107 5 лет назад +2

      I wont survive for too long. You don't know what the zombies are capable of so... I better buy a gun

  • @adrienperie6119
    @adrienperie6119 2 года назад +1

    As a kid I would have killed to have a secret base under my bed with most likely junk food and electricity for video games. It’s basically paradise at the push of a button.
    All I got was to make a tent with the tripod from my telescope and my blanket and I would put a lamp in there and read comics and play with my gameboy color. It was quickly hot in there and after a few hours you’d need to come out hoping working batteries were somewhere in the house. I was traumatised no wonder I turned out like this. 😹