Classic Kermode: Terminator Salvation

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  • @jackbradleywilson
    @jackbradleywilson 10 лет назад +237

    When he said "Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh, I'm being directed by McG", I couldn't stop laughing :D
    Great Review !!

    • @olipajak9620
      @olipajak9620 9 лет назад +2

      jack wilson He's so right though McG is a shit director he's as bad as Michael Bay

    • @Onmysheet
      @Onmysheet 9 лет назад +6

      As much as I don't like Michael Bay, i would watch any of his movies 365 days over a McG movie.

    • @olipajak9620
      @olipajak9620 9 лет назад +3

      +Onmysheet true there mate same

    • @GregFurey98
      @GregFurey98 Год назад +1

      Same. An insightful and hilarious take on that whole situation.

  • @jondellar
    @jondellar 6 лет назад +41

    This is one of Mark Kermode's funniest reviews and I come back to it from time to time whenever I need a laugh.

    • @hypnocilicdreams
      @hypnocilicdreams 2 года назад

      heehee. that's what I'm doing here now. we're dining out on this one for years

  • @someenglishguy
    @someenglishguy 7 лет назад +74

    "Life threateningly dull" is a phrase I need to use more often.

  • @mbeat28
    @mbeat28 9 лет назад +149

    I think Bale's meltdown was his attempt at trying to get himself fired.

    • @Onmysheet
      @Onmysheet 8 лет назад +20

      Maybe but judging by the rant, it seems like McG is clueless in handling the situation, he just sat back and pretended he didn't see it happen. What director even does that?

    • @seamusburke639
      @seamusburke639 5 лет назад +14

      @@Onmysheet Any director with any common sense would be firm, tell his lead actor he won't tolerate abusing the crew on the set, and demand he calm down and apologize before filming continues. McG just standing back and doing nothing shows how unprofessional he is.

    • @NEMZOOO
      @NEMZOOO 3 года назад +5

      @@seamusburke639 actually any good director wouldnt have crew members fucking with lights while the camera is rolling so that this kind of thing doesnt happen. Bale was over the top with it yes but he absolutely had a point. And McG is a carbuncle on the backside of humanity.

  • @tobynewman6405
    @tobynewman6405 8 лет назад +134

    'McGee is like Michael bays untalented cousin' I think that has to be the harshest insult iv heard in a loooooong time! 😂

    • @Jim-iz3oy
      @Jim-iz3oy Год назад +1

      Brutal

    • @Davon85J
      @Davon85J 9 месяцев назад

      That killed me 😂

  • @mUbase
    @mUbase 11 лет назад +179

    "Ive woken up! Im in a movie directed by McGeee!!"

    • @lw3646
      @lw3646 2 года назад +7

      "I'm in Charlie's Angels 3!"

  • @mmscott9
    @mmscott9 13 лет назад +32

    2:17 "I need some milk. It's been four days since I have had a decent source of calcium. Please, if you are out there, go to the fridge. Semi skimmed. This is John Connor"

  • @dewiowen3010
    @dewiowen3010 9 лет назад +79

    Kermode is so funny. A great critic.

  • @davidwoods8181
    @davidwoods8181 11 лет назад +42

    6:47 is the best sound ever!!!

  • @olipajak9620
    @olipajak9620 9 лет назад +102

    "McGeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

  • @aryankaushik93
    @aryankaushik93 3 года назад +4

    One of the greatest reviews

  • @alagorical8001
    @alagorical8001 4 года назад +8

    Kermodes' Husky Yorkshire accent* " HE TALKS LIIKE THAT."

  • @knifeofdunwall
    @knifeofdunwall 9 лет назад +10

    Agree with Mark entirely regarding the reason for Bale's outburst - he realised that he was making a terrible movie and took it out on somebody who he perceived to be getting in the way of him possibly salvaging it.

  • @johnulcer
    @johnulcer 5 лет назад +11

    I'm eagerly anticipating his Dark Fate review. Also, in defense of McG - Bill Murray has famously had physical smackdowns and verbal altercations with MANY people over the years. He punched Chevy Chase, dragged a producer across a table by the shirt collar when he was told he couldn't go home for a weekend (forget which movie that was but I think Jay Mohr told the story a while back), and had beef with Harold Ramis for years after Groundhog Day. So I wouldn't say it's a huge feat to piss off Bill Murray.

    • @orbison
      @orbison 2 года назад +1

      McG wasn't even the only person Bill Murray tangled with on the set of that movie....Lucy Liu, anyone?

  • @MALONEYCAMFIELD
    @MALONEYCAMFIELD 12 лет назад +43

    T1 was made for just over $6 million, T2 was nearly $100 million. I think people sometimes forget just how cheaply made the first Terminator was - and it only really shows during the scene in which Arnie is reparing his face, which was a bit rubbish. I often think people dismiss the film for that scene, but it's actually one of the last great sci-fi/action movies that was made completely without CGI and what they did on the budget was UNBELIEVABLE.

    • @Onmysheet
      @Onmysheet 7 лет назад +4

      I think Aliens was the last sci fi film to use no CGI. The practical effects still hold up very well today.

    • @andrewforbes1433
      @andrewforbes1433 Год назад

      The repair scene is extraordinary. Can we tell that an animatronic was used? Yes, but it was a very, _very_ good animatronic, and shot very smartly. I’m consistently baffled by suggestions that the scene is poorly done. It’s like saying that King Kong is rubbish because we can tell that it’s a model gorilla. The face is done extremely well for its time, not simply for its budget.

  • @BozQ
    @BozQ 4 года назад +6

    Greatest Kermode Review Ever.

  • @19RaxR91
    @19RaxR91 9 лет назад +14

    I just love Kermodes laugh at 9:17

  • @seano19
    @seano19 15 лет назад +5

    mcgeeee! mcgeeee!
    can you stop that now?
    no i cant!...because thats his name!
    LMAO
    the 'almost yorkshire bit' creased me up too

  • @Aroreiel08
    @Aroreiel08 12 лет назад +14

    I love T2. But the first Terminator is my favourite. I prefer the low budget, gritty realism to it, seems more terrifying. T3 is almost like a spoof. Salvation was a major letdown for me. The script wasn't good, the idea of Sam Worthington's character didn't work, the action was boring. It just didn't do the story arc justice at all. The only thing I liked in this was Anton Yelchin's perfomance as Kyle Reese, I think he channeled it pretty well.

  • @WAAAAAAAAAAAY
    @WAAAAAAAAAAAY 12 лет назад +6

    Definitley one of my favourite Kermode reviews
    :)

  • @JamesOhGoodie
    @JamesOhGoodie 14 лет назад +8

    "Oh my god, I'm in a film being directed by McGEEEEEEE!"
    ...Hmm, never thought of it that way before. Yea, I'd flip out at a DP too.

  • @vousdeux
    @vousdeux 15 лет назад +9

    "mcg is like michael bay's untalented cousin", wow.. that is just.. I can't even describe how awesome his trolling is

  • @nelsano3
    @nelsano3 15 лет назад +3

    Haha...Kermodes reviews are awesome! They are always brutally honest with no holds barred, ive stopped getting depressed and frustrated by the lack of good cinema because i know Marks reviews of trashy films will be entertaining. A national treasure!

  • @dopplereffeckt675
    @dopplereffeckt675 11 лет назад +28

    Christian Bale's rant is the same as my reaction after watching Terminator Salvation.....

  • @AgtX999
    @AgtX999 9 лет назад +16

    My favourite part was whenever the terminator got its hands on a human, rather than crushing the humans bones or tearing it to pieces it threw them away, hardly the actions of an efficient robot killer & despite having an inbuilt targeting system & super mechanical strength that would mean recoil would not affect its aim, the terminator shoots worse than storm troopers & they also take humans as prisoners instead of killing them :/

    • @KR-nj9dn
      @KR-nj9dn 7 лет назад +1

      +AgtX999 - I'm with you there. Remember the first film with that insanely awesome police station shootout - he hit's every copper he aims at. And he beats a guy to death with his hands, and punches his fist straight through the abdomen of another guy. I guess Skynet thought those models of Terminators were too violent even for machines.

  • @PasserMontanus
    @PasserMontanus 7 лет назад +13

    McGeeeeeees start at 04:05.

  • @Onmysheet
    @Onmysheet 11 лет назад +27

    Choosing McG to direct this movie show's you how lazy the producers were. That is enough proof that they weren't taking this sequel seriously.

    • @KSRugby
      @KSRugby 10 лет назад +4

      yeah, n getting christian bale onboard was just a huge promotional item for the film, and I think Bale realised that himself. no wonder he lost the plot.

    • @Onmysheet
      @Onmysheet 9 лет назад +3

      ASobsessive It looks like they've did it again with Terminator Genesis, by hiring Arnie.

    • @KR-nj9dn
      @KR-nj9dn 7 лет назад +3

      I bought Terminator Genesys and immediately regretted after I watched it. Absolute pants film.

    • @Onmysheet
      @Onmysheet 2 года назад

      @I'M BATMAN - IT'S A PLANDEMIC But It's absolutely boring. There's no tension, you don't have any drive to root for the protagonist. In T1 & T2 it shows you how difficult it is to take a terminator down, even T3 showed it too, in Salvation Connor takes down 2 terminators with an assault rifle in the first 15 mins of the movie. Great movie logic right there!

    • @Onmysheet
      @Onmysheet 2 года назад

      @I'M BATMAN - IT'S A PLANDEMIC But the point is, the action scenes are boring. The future war we got in Salvation was NOTHING what we saw in the first two Terminators, all we got was this Mad Max style desert wasteland. We all know McG had no interest in making a Terminator movie.

  • @soundslave
    @soundslave 12 лет назад +5

    So far, my favourite Bale film is Equilibrium. I loved the '1984' meets 'Matrix' theme.

  • @chrisofnottingham
    @chrisofnottingham 9 лет назад +3

    The sad thing about the Terminator franchise is that after T2, by far the best thing to follow was the Sarah Connor Chronicals, and that got cancelled just as it was getting stupendously good.

  • @borednow5838
    @borednow5838 8 лет назад +5

    Classic! Love his take on why Bale exploded.

  • @felyxmillicent6538
    @felyxmillicent6538 6 лет назад +11

    "Life threateningly dull."
    XD

  • @RyleyAtk
    @RyleyAtk 12 лет назад +4

    McG!
    Love the way he says that.

  • @merton8181
    @merton8181 14 лет назад +4

    I still remember when Christian Bale was part of the masterpiece that was Empire of the Sun! Anyone else?!

  • @MALONEYCAMFIELD
    @MALONEYCAMFIELD 12 лет назад +1

    I agree and can add more to that. T1 is the scariest, the most violent, the best soundtrack and the most seriously handled of all the Terminator films.

  • @Stockmuncher
    @Stockmuncher 13 лет назад +5

    Oh I know i'm probably a little bit mature for laughing so hard, but whenever Kermode did the McG thing, I couldn't stop laughing

    • @MrTardis11
      @MrTardis11 Год назад

      No it is very funny xD McGeeeeeee

  • @DoncoEntAgain
    @DoncoEntAgain 11 месяцев назад +1

    I find it kind of funny that Mark mentions that Michael Winner supported Christian Bale's outburst, considering that Winner has been accused by multiple people of being an abusive asshole on set.

  • @jcjc1842
    @jcjc1842 5 лет назад +5

    The only thing I learned from this video is Mc GEEEEEEEEEE

  • @mattyrutter9104
    @mattyrutter9104 3 года назад +1

    the whole of history of shit cinema was building to this epic 10 minutes of a review so glad it still lives

  • @BigNoseDog
    @BigNoseDog 5 лет назад +1

    Someone doesn’t lose his temper like Bale did over just a lighting issue. This is the kind of meltdown that only happens if your anger has been building for some time and probably due to several reasons. I’m sure Bale was unhappy with how the movie was turning out, regretted that he’d signed on, and didn’t like the people he was working with like McGeeeeeeee and the cinematographer. That’s not an excuse for his behavior, just an explanation. Bale’s career recovered. I can’t think of anything McGeeeeeeee and the cinematographer have done since this movie that’s noteworthy.

  • @andrewrcoggins
    @andrewrcoggins 13 лет назад +1

    Yes, A Truly CLASSIC Kermodian Rantaphasitc Slaggathon

  • @randomdave30
    @randomdave30 14 лет назад +3

    This is a wild and funny review

  • @twentyfirstidentity
    @twentyfirstidentity 4 года назад +3

    Terminator 4...the film is a machine

  • @jamesblames2
    @jamesblames2 9 лет назад +11

    what annoyed me most was that in this apocalyptic wasteland all of the female characters have perfect makeup

  • @pandaeyes42
    @pandaeyes42 3 года назад +3

    Mc GEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

  • @alexhurst6012
    @alexhurst6012 Год назад

    I watched this now and again it’s absolutely joyful. Hilarious.

  • @jtaylor9562
    @jtaylor9562 6 лет назад +2

    Mcgggggeeeee!! Play the drinking game! It's great with this video!

  • @textthing
    @textthing 10 лет назад +17

    Micheal Winner defends Christian Bale... that's a credential right there.

    • @TulseLuper
      @TulseLuper  10 лет назад +7

      Yeah I don't think Christian Bale would want that on his resume haha.

    • @CyborgCollective
      @CyborgCollective 8 лет назад +5

      Ironic seeing as how he spent years telling people to "calm down dear" in those awful car insurance adverts.

    • @PatTheBatmanFan
      @PatTheBatmanFan 5 лет назад

      I’m glad someone else picked up on that. When your main defender is an abusive perv 😬

  • @Onmysheet
    @Onmysheet 11 лет назад +1

    Cameron used dedication to make what T1 turned out to be.

  • @j0nnyism
    @j0nnyism 3 года назад +1

    Doesn’t change the fact that guy who plays let’s pretend for a living had a hissy fit

  • @davebooshty299
    @davebooshty299 Год назад

    It was essentially a Sci Gi remake of The Great Escape Complete with a Motorcycle jumping an X shaped Barb wired fence , prisoners in train cars too etc on and on. Plus unfortunately it made humans looking dumb by falling prey to such loud crazy stomping machines and robots.

  • @TulseLuper
    @TulseLuper  15 лет назад +2

    @ryanstiles I think Bale overreacted but he was absolutely right to get angry with the DP, especially after he had been told not to move the lights around beforehand. Still, you have to wonder why someone as talented and quite often daring as Bale would sign onto a movie this soulless.

  • @benjamin308
    @benjamin308 12 лет назад +1

    I'm irritated that Kermode has essentially absolved Bale of any blame for his ludicrously childish outburst.

  • @Oh4Chrissake
    @Oh4Chrissake 11 лет назад +1

    Sadly, I don't think it is.

  • @dvg87
    @dvg87 9 лет назад +6

    Kermode is so funny!!

  • @octaviancaesarhibernicus4447
    @octaviancaesarhibernicus4447 8 лет назад +3

    "McGeeeee" is up there with "Zack Snyder".

  • @blokey8
    @blokey8 12 лет назад +1

    Bale is probably quite aware of how bad the performance was- we're talking about a guy who lived on nothing but fruit for months on end for one performance. He'll be far more annoyed with himself than he would be with any reviewers for pointing it out.

  • @Lasurius
    @Lasurius 8 лет назад +9

    McGiiiiiii. :D

  • @joemanning8851
    @joemanning8851 12 лет назад +9

    The original Terminator is one of the best films ever. This is poopey do

  • @batmanofni
    @batmanofni 14 лет назад

    Isn't McG the producer on Supernatural.

  • @mema0005
    @mema0005 5 лет назад +3

    I still like the A10 Warthog scene even though the pilots were fools

  • @samsquanch1996
    @samsquanch1996 5 месяцев назад

    I'm pretty sure Bale's outburst was an attempt to get fired, he didn't even want to be in this movie in the first place.

  • @samsquanch1996
    @samsquanch1996 3 года назад +2

    mcGEEEE!

  • @katherinebare8212
    @katherinebare8212 10 лет назад

    3:17 nice impression, lol

  • @arrow5599
    @arrow5599 3 года назад

    john conners irish is he ?

  • @ernestocaro9802
    @ernestocaro9802 3 года назад +1

    "McGee !!!!" hahahahahahaha

  • @TulseLuper
    @TulseLuper  15 лет назад

    I know. I'm pretty sure I first listened to this live and I was dying of laughter, especially because I had seen the film before the review. I was so excited to see the video but it never came. Maybe the cameras were broken...

  • @ixat00
    @ixat00 14 лет назад +1

    Kermode rants are really something else.
    He's right, the movie fell flat.

  • @RockBottomRiser21
    @RockBottomRiser21 15 лет назад +3

    mc geeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @cl759
      @cl759 3 года назад

      👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @lrlarue
    @lrlarue 12 лет назад

    re bales vocal performance: but when in the movie does he ever order milk ? so the tension and anxiety in the voice is legitamate

  • @timnothome3543
    @timnothome3543 6 лет назад

    waiting for the kermode rant with bale

  • @TulseLuper
    @TulseLuper  14 лет назад

    @DeckyStrikesBack Yeah, and a CGI Arnie doesn't cut it either.

  • @andrewrcoggins
    @andrewrcoggins 13 лет назад

    Yes, A Truly CLASSIC Kermodian Rantaphasitc Cacophanacious Slaggathon

  • @KSRugby
    @KSRugby 10 лет назад +15

    McG is a knob! He describes Christian Bale's outburst as a moment where he just went overboard in a passionate atmosphere. Not quoting, but that's along the lines of what he said.
    Whilst Christian Bale is an intense and very focused actor i don't see him being someone who'd lose the plot like that unless it was for a very good reason.
    McG hasn't a clue how to direct on a movie set, nor has he the ability to coax good performances out of actors.
    This Means War is another example of how he can make great actors look vioristic and dire.

    • @Onmysheet
      @Onmysheet 5 лет назад

      (Vioristic)
      Did you spell that right? Don't get me wrong or anything but I just couldn't find the definition on Google.

  • @andreasotto2847
    @andreasotto2847 12 лет назад

    What does 'goner' mean?

  • @blokey8
    @blokey8 13 лет назад +1

    @sanitybug his review of Star Trek's positive and oddly warm. It's kind of weird hearing the good doctor in praise mode.

  • @Onmysheet
    @Onmysheet 12 лет назад

    Terminator 3 is a good film in it's own way, it just lacked the emotion of Terminator 2. It's 10 years old and the effects are still great to this day.

  • @j.s.b.6299
    @j.s.b.6299 8 лет назад

    But did you like it?

  • @dowling1981
    @dowling1981 14 лет назад

    @sanitybug Hath portention occurred?

  • @andreasotto2847
    @andreasotto2847 12 лет назад

    I see.
    Why didn't you just write 'going to' then?

  • @Oh4Chrissake
    @Oh4Chrissake 11 лет назад

    In what way?

  • @RosieBest
    @RosieBest 13 лет назад

    @sanitybug Also check out the review of Mamma Mia (if you haven't found it yet). It's my favourite one. Kermode's delivery is just great all the time, but it's best when he either hates or adores something.

  • @alifelesscritic
    @alifelesscritic 12 лет назад

    Kermode to Mc Geee : "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!!" : )

  • @Oh4Chrissake
    @Oh4Chrissake 11 лет назад

    Why is that?

  • @90mv
    @90mv 15 лет назад +1

    AHHHH ! im being directed by Mc Gee!

  • @martinhesketh4916
    @martinhesketh4916 8 лет назад

    The idea behind it was a step in the right direction, (I don't think I could've tolerated seeing Arnie traveling back in time yet again), it was just poorly executed. I couldn't stand Bale in it, why didn't they just use Worthington in the role?

  • @DerekTJ
    @DerekTJ 12 лет назад

    It actually isn't that bad - gets better on repeat viewings. Has many flaws, but it doesn't claim to be Kaufman or Nolan

  • @eddiemcgrath8536
    @eddiemcgrath8536 5 лет назад +6

    somewhere in amongst the mess of Salvation was a great movie trying to get out..

    • @Paul-qe1jn
      @Paul-qe1jn 5 лет назад +1

      Really! They should've hired a better director and scriptwriter.

  • @ghostmanlostsoul
    @ghostmanlostsoul 14 лет назад

    I agree it was terrible.
    They needed to have a arch that fit with what was done before. This was just a stupid rehash of what had been done before.

  • @film4thefuture
    @film4thefuture 12 лет назад +1

    I'd like to see a Batman film where Batman has a yorkshire accent.

  • @TrixiLovesYou
    @TrixiLovesYou 10 лет назад

    I believe sometimes actors have to accept certain crap roles from production compaies in order to be awarded roles they really want. I understand this is Bale we are talking about, but to be honest I would not be in the least surprised if even A list actors and the top movie stars still have to go through this by the way the world is turning.

  • @RossKempOnYourMum01
    @RossKempOnYourMum01 11 лет назад

    Why is Bale lisping?

    • @SIGNIFYING_NOTHING
      @SIGNIFYING_NOTHING 11 лет назад +8

      Because he figured out that he didn't need to put the effort into enunciating words for this dungheap of a movie.

    • @RossKempOnYourMum01
      @RossKempOnYourMum01 11 лет назад +2

      Well played Sir, well played.

    • @mbeat28
      @mbeat28 9 лет назад

      he actually has a lisp. he does it in batman too.

    • @peterd440
      @peterd440 7 лет назад

      He has always had an obvious lisp. Even in Empire of The Sun he had it.

  • @GhastlyCretin
    @GhastlyCretin 11 лет назад

    Absolutely agree.

  • @henrymelrose6159
    @henrymelrose6159 7 лет назад +2

    McGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @adriananewsum760
    @adriananewsum760 9 лет назад

    I enjoy watching T4, Salivation, cos it is like Arnie will be old in a nursing home and his drivel will shortcircuit him. Promethues, A.K.A Cameron will do something interesting (T2 aside), and he'll use any realistic effects whatsoevah, like a snake with a lisp, promethus, promethus, promethus.

  • @Tymbus
    @Tymbus 5 лет назад

    Why did Christian Bale do it? He has no judgement?

  • @MALONEYCAMFIELD
    @MALONEYCAMFIELD 12 лет назад

    Oddly enough, I thought Kermode once said he thought T1 was better than T2.

  • @potrkca
    @potrkca 11 лет назад +2

    no sorry, i was with you all the way until you mentioned loach - the man who makes films for people who already 100% agree with him but who enjoy feeling guilty about not being destitute.

  • @acledfloyd
    @acledfloyd 12 лет назад

    I liked T4, not as good as T2 (obviously), but I liked it.

  • @sulijoo
    @sulijoo 14 лет назад

    I knew it would all end badly as soon as they insisted on making so many sequels for the Terminator. I mean fuck it, why not just complete the set and make a 'U' certificate film? Terminator was NEVER meant to be a family friendly action series. The original was a dark, violent dystopian tale with a hint of hope.
    PS: I like Christian Bale. Yes he's an intense, complicated character, but he often puts that into his performances, which is why I wasn't surprised by his outburst on set.

  • @johnhealy6490
    @johnhealy6490 5 лет назад

    the terminator 3 is my favorite terminator movie.