The no warning “JIZZJIZZJIZZJIZZ” actually made me think I was having a stroke💀 I mean if there was any character to literally be a dick it would be Galvatron.
"Gaping Urethra" wasn't on my "things Thew would say" 2024 bingo card. Gotta love this for BW Megs, though. He went from camp to full blown, high concept drag. He's serving biomechanical fertility god. You love to see it.
BWII Galvatron isn't Megatron. He's a far-future Predacon Emperor of Destruction, as in, the actual leader of the entire faction, which Megatron never was. He's called Galvatron because that's a name they had.
@manjackson2772 hey, cool, but I don't really care what his story is when it's a mega obscure anime that would be impossible to track down and watch if I did give a shit to do that, which I don't. That guy is blatantly a version of BW Megatron, he is him in all but name, so I called him BW Megatron. 🙂
@@manjackson2772 I recognise your pfp, by the way. Did you sell your Beyblade collection in the end? I saw you left the UK Discord after no one on there backed you up when you had a pop at me for the vaping shit. Yes, that was me. 😋
@@CakeorDeath1989 BWII full series is on RUclips. So not at all impossible to track down. Call beast Galvatron what you want, but he is just as much separated from beast Megatron, as Optimus Primal is to Optimus Prime; shared designs, nothing more.
Just a quick note, Beast Wars II and Neo aired in between the JP dubs for BW S1 and S2-3, as they were basically made to fill the air time while they waited for more material on Beast Wars to dub over.
Fun fact. In the anime he absorbs a ton of random data from a post human world, and thus he gains all the forms. Unfortunately, this version of Galvatron is subsequently driven insane.
Honestly, Galvatron does fit in nicely as an in-between stage for BW Megatron's original and Transmetal 2 forms - original form colours and legs plus dragon form's mechanical stylings, head and arm. You could say this was Transmetal 1 Megatron and I think most people would accept it. It's even got the weird vehicular third mode!
Funny how this pops up the day after i watch through the old TFCog fandub of Beast Wars 2nd which ended with episode 5, where Galvatron debuted his reformatted self Also said fandub had some recognisable names in it, such as Frank Todaro (Prime Wars & Netflix Starscream) along with Chris Ho, aka Vangelus
The TFCog fandubs... now that's not something I've watched in a while. I remember them definitely being labours of love on the part of everyone involved, but they weren't the best.
Honestly, it’s one of the most badass and successful drill tanks I’ve ever seen. I can’t help but to play with the gimmick and roll him around all the time. Unfortunately I shattered one of the gold neck bits while trying to put it on. Had to glue pieces back together and hope it will last long.
Designer notes from 1998 read something like "more cowbell", but just as "more kaiju". On every page. Also "Appenda-jizz" is what I wholly expect to hear from Maneskin next week.
Nice to see some Narcoleptic Representation. As someone with sleep apnoea, I can relate to Galvatron always falling asleep. It also helps he's a phenomenally written character in the second half of Beast Wars II, really delivering the best interpretation of Peace Through Tyranny.
For what it's worth to who sees this, BWII wasn't a sequel to Beast Wars, it was more of a side story thing on a different* planet. BWII Galvatron has no relation to BW Megatron either, and the dragon mode is the actual "bonus" mode here, as in the show it was used as more of a secret berserker mode than anything else. To me at least the dragon being so hampered is helped a little by that.
Oh, that drawing game you were comparing the dragon mode to, Thew? It's called "Exquisite Corpse", formally. May yon research efforts be ever more fearless.
*"....But it's got a glans..."* Hahahha I wonder if anyone mentioned this at the design phase. Toy designer 1: *"But do you not realise it has a glans?"* Toy designer 2: *"So do all the toys in my house. I bought them all."* Toy designer 1: *"Great idea then!"*
Gotta admit, was not expecting to get to work, set up my computer, open the old RUclips and find a wang laden episode of my favorite toy review show. And regret absolutely nothing. Cock on...err...rock on, Thew.
Dude, this is thrillingly hair-raising! I just got this old hOrrOr out of long-term storage last week to give it some gOOd ol' maintenance cleaning before putting him on active display! You had me at 'bOO', mate! 😂
Still a design, character and toy that I cannot help but love. Seriously, I want a modern update or a reissue because the drillhalfs broke on mine, but even so, BWII Galvatron is definetly in my top 5 Transformers figures and a Holy Grail for me.
Ironically the second review of this guy I've seen this week and somehow Thew made this figure more unsettling than Treebot's review. Still a hilariously unique TF. Takara must've been binging some off brand anime when the designed this one. Actually that would also mostly explain Kiss players.
I've got the toy. When putting it back in the box in 2019 one of the gold bits did in fact break but I seemed to have glued it back well enough. Oh well perhaps nobody one day will make new ones.
Oh Thew picked perfect TF toy to showcase for Halloween 🤣 If there ever be modern update on BW2 Galvatron, I feel dild like features will get ironed out.
God I would love this in my collection just to keep it in its box and on my shelf next too my Beast Wars Second Lio Convoy in its box. Also I would love to see then do this guy alongside a Big convoy in Age of the Primes, plus Hasbro can dust off Titians return Tryptacon for a Generations Selects Beast Wars Second : Gigastorm.
The no warning “JIZZJIZZJIZZJIZZ” actually made me think I was having a stroke💀 I mean if there was any character to literally be a dick it would be Galvatron.
"Gaping Urethra" wasn't on my "things Thew would say" 2024 bingo card.
Gotta love this for BW Megs, though. He went from camp to full blown, high concept drag. He's serving biomechanical fertility god. You love to see it.
BWII Galvatron isn't Megatron. He's a far-future Predacon Emperor of Destruction, as in, the actual leader of the entire faction, which Megatron never was. He's called Galvatron because that's a name they had.
@manjackson2772 hey, cool, but I don't really care what his story is when it's a mega obscure anime that would be impossible to track down and watch if I did give a shit to do that, which I don't. That guy is blatantly a version of BW Megatron, he is him in all but name, so I called him BW Megatron. 🙂
@manjackson2772 y'know, like, Thew even put him next to all the other versions of BW Megatron in the video. So it's not just me who thinks it.
@@manjackson2772 I recognise your pfp, by the way.
Did you sell your Beyblade collection in the end? I saw you left the UK Discord after no one on there backed you up when you had a pop at me for the vaping shit. Yes, that was me. 😋
@@CakeorDeath1989 BWII full series is on RUclips. So not at all impossible to track down.
Call beast Galvatron what you want, but he is just as much separated from beast Megatron, as Optimus Primal is to Optimus Prime; shared designs, nothing more.
9:52 D-16 inches. He's almost there to rivaling Venom lol
Which Venom are you referring to?
@@PhelesDragon19 inches of Venom. Search it up (possibly with incognito on)
probably what happens when H.R.Giger was asked to design a Transformers robot.
Actually, that might make an interesting concept
No, no, that's Transmutate.
@@AlexReynardI dunno. Transmutate feels more like Stan Winston to me.
@@lordchapelseed791 Honestly, I can imagine the alt-mode as that one train from Species. With a head inspired by Li I.
"Turtle smirk of the purple jerk" is good to hear, read and say
Not Thew mentioning Bad Dragon 😆
Chance XXL... Flared.
@@fen4554 Double-ended. You have to pay extra for that.
"Dangle-moia" energy might be the greatest pun you've ever crafted
*Dangle-More Energy
Can't believe we went through a whole Halloween episode with this many dong jokes without hearing Count Dickula.
And that was the last time Thew was invited to do anything with Hasbro
*Takara.
@symbiote1982pk he's never been invited to work with Takara??
"Robocentric Vocabugasm" really hit different this time
Galvatron went on a drunken rampage in an episode of the anime
That's one scary looking Dragon dild...
NO!
Putitinyourass lol
Ain't he such a Bad Dra-
Wow such an original joke! Almost felt like I was in a fantano comment section, and that’s REALLY scary!
@@Cdr2002 hehe
Galvatron: Lio Convoy you understand nothing of Justice! Also time to shotgun a canister of spiked oil because I can stop whenever I want!
Just a quick note, Beast Wars II and Neo aired in between the JP dubs for BW S1 and S2-3, as they were basically made to fill the air time while they waited for more material on Beast Wars to dub over.
Not enough nob jokes unfortunately.
Celebrating Halloween with a Monthly Megatron? Hell yeah!
Fun fact. In the anime he absorbs a ton of random data from a post human world, and thus he gains all the forms. Unfortunately, this version of Galvatron is subsequently driven insane.
that's one bad dragon.
also missed opportunity to see if the "gaping urethra" is blast effect compatible
OH GOD
Honestly, Galvatron does fit in nicely as an in-between stage for BW Megatron's original and Transmetal 2 forms - original form colours and legs plus dragon form's mechanical stylings, head and arm. You could say this was Transmetal 1 Megatron and I think most people would accept it. It's even got the weird vehicular third mode!
The knee miniguns are such a mental piece of design I can't even!! To me they overshadow the phallic imagery the toy otherwise has.
You can't even what? Finish a sentence without becoming Reddit made flesh?
It's a very Gundam element.
Are you sure this is from Beast Wars II and not Kiss Players?
Don't you fuckin start.😭
0:53 Actually BW2 was made as filler, when season 2 and 3 were translated.
4:08 Richard Tank is legit the most 90's adult film star name.
I’d love for a Legacy adaptation of this Galvatron that fixes the issues this figure has.
4:44 had me literally slapping my knees thanks for always making me smile thew
I just did this one too!! I got ya covered on the knob jokes. If I knew we coulda collabed again😂😂😂 great review man!!
Really hope that Beast Galvs gets a Legacy redo. It’s only fair since Lio got one.
As someone with permanent gutter brain, I was in total hysterics when you got to the third mode.
Funny how this pops up the day after i watch through the old TFCog fandub of Beast Wars 2nd which ended with episode 5, where Galvatron debuted his reformatted self
Also said fandub had some recognisable names in it, such as Frank Todaro (Prime Wars & Netflix Starscream) along with Chris Ho, aka Vangelus
The TFCog fandubs... now that's not something I've watched in a while. I remember them definitely being labours of love on the part of everyone involved, but they weren't the best.
@@channelwithout I tried their Neo dub but it was just pain
The BW2 dub was fine
Despite him being...
Odd.
I love the arm conversion.
6:50 I think I saw two women playing together with that double-ended drill tank in a video online once.
Mmm, I know what I'm gonna search tonight.
I might have to watch that again
So, now we know which Megatron the Legion clones really got their DNA from...
TBH, the dragon mode reminds me of the dragons in Jackie Chan's Action Kung Fu.
Honestly, it’s one of the most badass and successful drill tanks I’ve ever seen. I can’t help but to play with the gimmick and roll him around all the time. Unfortunately I shattered one of the gold neck bits while trying to put it on. Had to glue pieces back together and hope it will last long.
Everyone who wants Thew to voice a character or have a cameo in a movie
👇
Occasional Galvatron strikes again.
Thew rocking the Louis Cole skeleton stage wear makes me long for the dual dude drumming crossover event of the century.
A boy can dream.
Designer notes from 1998 read something like "more cowbell", but just as "more kaiju". On every page. Also "Appenda-jizz" is what I wholly expect to hear from Maneskin next week.
Nice to see some Narcoleptic Representation. As someone with sleep apnoea, I can relate to Galvatron always falling asleep.
It also helps he's a phenomenally written character in the second half of Beast Wars II, really delivering the best interpretation of Peace Through Tyranny.
For what it's worth to who sees this, BWII wasn't a sequel to Beast Wars, it was more of a side story thing on a different* planet. BWII Galvatron has no relation to BW Megatron either, and the dragon mode is the actual "bonus" mode here, as in the show it was used as more of a secret berserker mode than anything else. To me at least the dragon being so hampered is helped a little by that.
Honestly Thew I'm such a fan and this might be the funniest, most will(y)fully silly review you've ever done 😂 infantile groin puns are ALWAYS funny!
Thew mentioning Bad Dragon was not on my 2024 bingo card.
Aw, thanks for the shoutout Thew!
BE CAREFUL HIS FEET. I'm genuinely surprised they didn't snap, I heard a crack on mine and am now petrified of ever handling him again...
Remember that one Beast Wars 2 episode where everyone got drunk and tried to kill each other
At least a positive in this mess of negatives. BW Galvatron is the first villain to properly explain "peace through tyranny"
_"Wake up, Aniki"_
Oh, that drawing game you were comparing the dragon mode to, Thew? It's called "Exquisite Corpse", formally. May yon research efforts be ever more fearless.
ANYTHING, if you're brave enough.
Happy Halloween to my favorite transformer reviewer!
Had a good laugh watching the video! Great work and Happy Halloween
*"....But it's got a glans..."* Hahahha I wonder if anyone mentioned this at the design phase. Toy designer 1: *"But do you not realise it has a glans?"* Toy designer 2: *"So do all the toys in my house. I bought them all."* Toy designer 1: *"Great idea then!"*
Sweet! I always look forward to your Halloween videos. Any chance we could get a playlist of them all?
I look forward to all your vids so much Thew! I thought my computer froze on the JIZ JOKE LOL !!!
0:26 1998... The year in which Finnish racing driver Mika Hakkinen became a world champion in Formula 1.
... no?
My god, the delivery here is on point.
Easily the funniest review yet man
Stfg this is the top gear of transformers
Gotta admit, was not expecting to get to work, set up my computer, open the old RUclips and find a wang laden episode of my favorite toy review show.
And regret absolutely nothing. Cock on...err...rock on, Thew.
I, as an ocean liner enthusiast, was not expecting to see Titanic this episode, a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
Yess a new video and a special Halloween one but I knew you had to at one point
His “drill tank” mode has always reminded me of a certain scene in Se7en…
Dude, this is thrillingly hair-raising!
I just got this old hOrrOr out of long-term storage last week to give it some gOOd ol' maintenance cleaning before putting him on active display!
You had me at 'bOO', mate! 😂
2:07 not the reach around 😭
6:38 As if I wasnt 6 minutes and 38 seconds ahead of you Thew.
Yes that Galvatron is indeed one Bad Dragon.
This design is so out there, and crazy, and different, but that's why i like it. It makes it so unique.
For years I have called the third mode... The Drilldo
Still a design, character and toy that I cannot help but love. Seriously, I want a modern update or a reissue because the drillhalfs broke on mine, but even so, BWII Galvatron is definetly in my top 5 Transformers figures and a Holy Grail for me.
My favorite Thew Adams segment:
Bi-monthly Beast Wars
10:04 I’m upset THIS is the pun that made me giggle. 😭
Happy Halloween thew
A dragon with shoulder paldrons will always be cool.
Was so happy to see Garth make an appearance as all I kept saying to myself throughout was “ribbed for her pleasure!!” 😂
Ironically the second review of this guy I've seen this week and somehow Thew made this figure more unsettling than Treebot's review. Still a hilariously unique TF. Takara must've been binging some off brand anime when the designed this one. Actually that would also mostly explain Kiss players.
I hope we get a new BWII Galvatron in the next few years
I’m hoping all my fellow McFeely viewers can appreciate the majesty that is “dangle-more energy”
The guy I got mine from had to sell it because his girlfriend didn't want the thing in the house.
My favorite Drilldo
Thews review is soo Unapologetically British and I'm loving it 😂
GARBATRONNNNNN
Tbf if I was an Autobot or a Maximal, and I saw that thing coming at me in any mode, I'd be making a beeline in the opposite direction.
Yes, my favourite beast wars 2 toy is reviewed 😁
_Gaping Urethra_ is a great band name... I bet they SOUND amazing.
Oh dear lord lol
3:09 and Angolmois reference in a Thew video?? This is the future.
Angry Moist.
honestly brave of them to make Bad Dragon the next Collaborative bot
Dat slide whistle, tho.
🏆
Some of your best work ever. Who else feels a bit dirty and might need a shower after this review? Frightfully spicy content!
He turns into a bad dragon and a Bad Dragon.
I've got the toy. When putting it back in the box in 2019 one of the gold bits did in fact break but I seemed to have glued it back well enough. Oh well perhaps nobody one day will make new ones.
Honestly Got this galvatron and it's pretty much my favorite galvatron. I wish we could get a modern version
Gotta love a crazy unicron figure
somehow, thew and jobby have both released a video about a strange reptile transformer with a penisy tail within the same day
one half of the drill bit on mine did fall victim to gps. the rest of him has held solid all this time. but i am terrified to ever transform him
I mean, you did admit he's not a very good dragon; you could even say he's a...
Happy Halloween Uncle Thew
(Can i call you Uncle Thew?)
Best use of Garth ever
Aah, the ol' Double Dicker tank
You had me at "Light speed stupid". 😂
Oh Thew picked perfect TF toy to showcase for Halloween 🤣
If there ever be modern update on BW2 Galvatron, I feel dild like features will get ironed out.
God I would love this in my collection just to keep it in its box and on my shelf next too my Beast Wars Second Lio Convoy in its box. Also I would love to see then do this guy alongside a Big convoy in Age of the Primes, plus Hasbro can dust off Titians return Tryptacon for a Generations Selects Beast Wars Second : Gigastorm.
I think this is the first time Thew and Jobbythehong release videos on the same day and Jobby's is the LESS risqué one.