Everything Wrong with Snow White... in 17 Minutes
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- Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
- In 1937, Walt Disney's Snow White changed the world. Now it's time for the world... to change Snow White!
Here is everything wrong with the 1937 classic and how the 2024 remake finally makes it right.
#SnowWhite #Disney #Remake
“Is it a ghost, a demon, a dragon..? Worse, it’s a woman…”🤣
Being real for a second, I always find funny that these people take an issue with Snow White out of all stories, a fairy tale which lesson is that kindness is the true beauty.
Because most modern "activist" fanatics only see the superficial. They see color, ethnicity and gender, which goes against the entire concept of social progression.
True
They hate kindness and ESPECIALLY hate beauty, which is why they push ugliness as beauty - healthy at any size for instance.
Yeah okay! You’re preaching about kindness meanwhile no one minds the fact that he made fun of Susan Boyle in a disgusting manner. It was beyond unnecessary. Hypocrite
The lessons they want girls to learn that they need to be a mean girl boss.
This video was so empowering that I changed genders three times while watching.
Omfg! 😂😅🤣💀💀
😂😂😂😂
Only twice for me, your hormone therapy is strong! 💪
@@theelder4797 you get what you pay for
Weird, weird. I had the opposite reaction. My gender went from trinary to binary and then disappeared altogether. Its like a Ken doll down there now. 😶
I think the biggest problem with Disney's animated Snow White was that they didn't hold the real villain response for the whole mess; the Patriarchy™
Lmao the "TM" 😂
How dare you assume the patriarchy's gender!
so true
If Snow White’s father hadn’t selfishly died, none of this would have happened.
The original lacked the necessary lesbian tension between Snow and the Queen.
That sounds like the premise of a porno...
😂😂😂😂
There needs to be MUCH scissoring ✂️ in this new remake to correct this evil omission! 😡
They are family...
I know right? Bunch of bigots at Disney.
“The prince carries her away, like a piece of furniture” 🤣🤣👌
Snow Brown deserves a man like me who would respect her and challenge her toxic boyfriend
“What was that? In 1937, it wasn’t just builders making wolf whistles, but little birds trying to get their little rocks off” 🤣🤣🤣 lmao
Same, made me spit my fucking tea out.
Dirt Brown and the 7 Ethnically and Gendered Diverse Non-Little People is truly going to be a movie of our age.
14:08 that rigor mortis line had me on the floor! 😂😂😂
14:10 "rigor mortis, rigga-be-damned, I must rigga-my-jiggy" that, good sir, is poetry
This effort deserves at least 1000x more subscribers!
Old Disney had the cutest movies with the cutest princesses. Snow White is the cutest movie and princess of them all. So sad they're destroying their own legacy 💔🙄😤
Those patriarchal unrealistic beauty standards needed to be erased from out stunning and brave new society
you have internalized hetereo capitalist patriarchy and white supremacy
you don't think Rachel Zegler is cute? weird - weird
@@Michael-r3d blablabla... Beauty matters.
@@rgerber no, I don't.
1:47
The comment about “Fair” being translated to “most just” for this version broke my brain.
Okay, so yes, the word “fair” has a multitude of meanings, but the problem is, in the context of the EVIL QUEEN speaking, there is a VERY clear meaning for which she is using the word. The evil queen is vain and only cares about beauty. She wants confirmation that she is the most beautiful and will get upset should anyone prove moreso. She DOES NOT care about justice!
What, in the opening of this new Snow White is she going to walk up to the mirror and ask, “Who is the most competent legal adjudicator of them all?” What is this!?
I can imagine the Mirror using “fairest” to mean that but if that were the case that would raise the question of why the Mirror used to say it was the Queen given there’s no way she was ever the most just
@@matityaloran9157 well, perhaps she was and we get a tragic villian past story...and it's Gal Gadot! Wonder Woman from Justice (!) League (;
@@felicity1877 Once Upon a Time did a good job giving the Evil Queen a tragic villain backstory but I’m skeptical about a Disney live action film remake managing to do that
I guess the evil Queen will be a capitalist, giving promotions to competent people, and that's NOT fair! Snow Brown will love commie-nism, and she'll make sure everyone is paid the same, regardless of how well they work or how qualified they are! Beautiful! ❤️
Mhm
You got me there at the BTS Concert!
When the world needed more woke, he finally came back.
“Like a piece of furniture from IKEA….” 😂😂😂
"She's not dreaming of love, she's dreaming of being in meetings in an air conditioned office all day! She's dreaming of TPS reports and the correct cover sheets! She's dreaming of falsely accusing men below AND above her so she can get that promotion now that the toxic male is out of the way! She dreams of taking head meds to handle the stress of jobs she's affirmative actioned into! Much stunning, much brave!
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"Six of them were good boys, one was a little bigot"
I'm dying laughing 😂😂😂😂😂
How dare the "Dwarves" be called minors, just because they are short. There is no reason to call them children, that is magical creature heightism.
They corrected that problem, no more dwarves getting jobs! Now it's a group of diverse bipedal creatures, some tall, some short, some penis-bearers, some with a trans-penis. It's true beauty that this racicicist version could never achieve!
It legitimately makes me sad that Disney is going to ruin such a sweet story. How broken do you have to be to see anything wrong with the original?
Broken rhymes with Woken
One of the best you have ever done 😂 Taking down the patriarchy, one Disney movie at time.
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Yeah, because Maleficent is not woke enough... You go Disney!
“In 1937 women were not allowed to walk, they had to dance to the tune of the patriarchy”😂😂
This channel never disappoints 😂
Your vids are top kek. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Also, Grumpy isn't a misogynistic incel. He's red-pilled and based.
Matt Walsh is gonna be ace as Grumpy in The Daily Wire's Snow White F*** Disney movie
I always thought the point was more that he's just socially awkward and manifests it as being hostile. He's not comfortable with women so he convinces himself he hates them. Which to be fair makes him pretty similar to a lot of incels. He definitely changes his tune when she actually shows him kindness anyway and then becomes her most devoted fan, like immediately. So not really one to stick with his principles. And again probably pretty similar to most incels, who would immediately change their tune the moment a decent girl actually acts interested in them. The term is widely misued these days, it's not a synonym for misogynist, it's a man who is bitter and resentful at the world in general because he feels like he is unfairly denied romantic love. And I blame Hollywood for that mostly, for the unrealistic expectations they have given both men and women as far as what your standards ought to be.
Personally I am happy to be single so I cannot be definition be an incel. I'm voluntarily celibate and so far it has made my life much better, as far as I can tell. I am reasonably sure I could find a girl if I actually tried, I just don't want that intrusion into my life and my space.
@@justforever96 Incels ARE unfairly denied romantic love. That's the whole point. You need to take your red pill.
So, if I'm unconscious and in need of medical attention, no one can touch me? Doesn't sound like a good idea.
No, actually that's not true. That's the only time medical care can be rendered without consent. If you are bleeding out on the ground or dying of poison and say "I don't want medical care" they _must_ wait until you lose consciousness before they act to save your life. Because once you are unconscious they can legally claim that you my have changed your mind and preserving your life becomes the priority. Sometimes it's too late at that point, but it actually happens quite frequently. People overdosing, totally out of their minds on drugs, refuse medical care, they have to sit and wait until the moment they pass out before immediately rendering aid. I have heard of them even convincing people to take sedatives if possible just to knock them out faster. And I think they can also act if you are actively harming yourself, they can restrain you because at that point you are a threat to yourself or others. The legal system is weird.
@@justforever96 Aren't we in agreement? I thought that was the exact point I was making. Regardless, sorry for any misunderstanding.
I love the way you show why things used to be great, but alas, no longer are
When the alt-right pendulum is starting to swing back, here comes The Woke Critic to put a stop to it and remind us all how to be better people.
Bravo, sir. Bravo!
Including Karl Pilkington in this gem was profound.
another work of art, i wonder what the 7 diversities will be doing to make a living, I also wonder what their names will be or they'll just be referred to by their victim status
Do you mean something like: blacky and browny, limpy and downy, fatty, transy and retardo?
Never fail to make me laugh 😂
Damn u roasted snow white to extra crispy. I laughed my butt off 😂😂😂😂. Awesome man ur a legend 👍
The dwarves in the original definitely ran a train on Snow.
It truly is a small world afterall.
That movie actually exists...I mean it. 😲
Oh god I hope not...she's supposed to be 14 in this movie...and 7 in the original Grimm fairy tale.
@@zombifiedpariah7392STOP IT, STOP IT, PLEASE I BEG YOU!!!
@@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon ...?
What did I do?
nice coombrain
I cant express how much i hate when she says "we" did this and "we" did that as if she had anything to do with the movie besides reading words, written by others, enough times to get them stuck in her head.
They could have made Snow White so much better. All she needed was to be Lizzo... and Trans.
My grandmother said, "I don't care what they tell you in school, the 7 Dwarves do crack"
Awesome as always😀
My favorite satirical movie reviewer
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the wokest of them all?
Weird? Weird.
🙄I hate the word "woke".
Few critics have the lady balls to call out the original like the Woke Critic!!!
The funniest thing is that there are people out there who "think" like this.
I bet woke people watch you unironically agreeing with you.
I feel like "Snow White" as a title underrepresents Black Snow like how Key and Peele argued
Amazing video!
Didn't realize Grumpy was so based.
“Men were out free to make riches, women.. inside, prisoners to doing dishes.” 😂 lol
I know there are many people that hate on your videos but just ignore them. I hate how movies nowadays have to really "check" to have total inclusion and stuff, so much so that they go against original stories and their intentions. Like those things are completely pushed onto us.
Movies have totally gone against giving us just fun and entertainment and just want to push "the message". It's a shame what movies and shows nowadays have become. My favorite show, Dr Who had been turned into total crap in this last season.
Imagine if original snow white was released nowadays, with the exact same plot etc. People would spite on it so hard.
Love the channel man. The way you talk and your accent I find it really entertaining. Your sentences and talk really makes me laugh a lot.
"the mirror is not magic, it is misogynist!" 😁😁😁😁
4:00, need I say more, amazing video
The world of peace and equality
but zero talent or quality.
Many of the comments here as as hilariously satiric as the Woke Critic himself! Bravo!
It is amazing to see how much respect there once was for the source material. I can't understand how it is allowed today to just s**t on the creation of other people.
Man (am I assuming your gender?) I was wondering when you were going to upload a new video. Made my evening
I am sure this genius is a lovely gender fluid Jamaican being (if we are going to believe BBC in the origins of British culture)
You made my day! Thanks for the laughs!
Snow HuWhite
How dare you assume Snow's gender!
4:35
OK no lie, but the idea of turning Gladiator into a musical with Russell Crowe, breaking into song, would legit be something I would watch….
Once she becomes a queen does she become evil?
Hell yea, return of the king.
I assumed the heart of a pig was actually one of the more realistic touches in the story. It has long been recognized that swine and humans are the most similar internally (and in their flesh i hear), that's why they use them for medical training. If you want to fool someone into thinking it's a human heart that's probably the wisest choice, because other hearts are very easy to tell apart of you have the slightest idea what you are looking at. A pig is also probably much easier to find and kill than most other animals, they butchered them routinely. A deer takes a lot more work, and cows were mostly for dairy. They didn't really do beef cattle. They take to much space and work. Pigs grow fast and feed themselves until you round a few up and butcher them.
That's what they got for Honey Boo Boo, when her little ticker gave out. Now she's sassy with a Hog's heart.
It's a W day when the woke critic uploads
I am disappointed that they didn’t make SW a drag queen with a beard. 😔
Can't wait for 2024... This movie will finally make people come to their senses
You know the fact that the castle is in the sky, makes me feel like he's an angel or the angel of death guiding her to heaven. Yes, she did die. The same with sleeping beauty, she never woke up. The prince also died fighting maleficent as a dragon. Its the prince who goes to kiss her and they both dance their way to the heavens.
"who's the most 'just'.." holy flip, like, holy flippin flip
This kind of satire of PC
was everywhere in the 90s;
No one is laughing now...
or else.
0:40 is that the Unsolved Mysteries theme track 😂
I see what you did there.
Thanks for opening my eyes Woke Critic: this movie version competes with Predator for movie with more testosterone Y_Y eagerly awaiting for our mouse overlord to release the correct non-weird version and see it through your commentary :D
The music of Halloween 😂
Finally woke critic your back to criticize modern entertainment
This video made me laugh so much! This is great 😂
His entire channel is like this
Best video is 'all 138 times Rey destroyes the patriarchy'
"Everything wrong with Snow *Woke"
Dude, you should have used Rammstein's video for Sonne for this!
What's the music at 2:14 ? I know it's from a movie
lion king
After that Carpenter intro I was eagerly waiting for the Ride of the Valkyries
Snow White is going to fight The Patriarchy of the Evil Queen by the simple fact that she's has a dream of being a leader who doesn't need a man because her father, the King, told her she could be one. This movie is the embodiment of what Disney has become and they will be repaid in tenfold by the very movie that launched this empire.
The legend is back.
I wish they had got Jennifer Hudson instead.
Yay queen, slay the patriarchy lol
but are those squirrels syndicated or whats going on here
I was looking forward to this.
Hey, your back ! We missed you.
Susan Boyle watching this: “WTF!!!”
🙄There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with the original Snow White. Why even bother changing Walt's original classic masterpiece? It's brilliant the way it is. Don't forget that that movie won eight Academy Awards at the Oscars and was the highest-grossing animated film of its time. And Snow White being "racist"?🤣🤣🤣 What a nonsensical joke! Snow White is based on the ORIGINAL fairy tale by the Grimm brothers. There's NOTHING racist about it whatsoever! And dwarves aren't even meant to be a mockery. Dwarves have been around in fairytales LONG before modern day cinema even existed.
Also, that movie was made in 1937. Yes, women behaved differently back then, but even they proved that they can be just as strong and independent as men can. This video is a JOKE. An insulting, ridiculous joke.
It's satire
TWC- can you publish the soundtrack list you used in making this pls??
I few people I follow have a lot of work on their hands dismantling Disney's work. You do it with rhythmical style.
read the 200+ year old original. the 1937version was a "modernized version"
The worst part is that half the stuff he says is actually just the things the real professional activists say, with a totally straight face. I don't say they actually believe it themselves, but they definitely intend their disciples to believe it.
We already have an "Everything Wrong with..." channel.
We all know that Snow White was one of the favourite movies of that moustached painter from Austria. Coincidence? I don't think so.
Snow Wet 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Warning ⚠️ Glue sniffer alert
That American pie reference had me dying laughing
I don’t see the problem. We need a Snow White made for *mOdErN aUdIeNcEs.* So that means we can’t rest until there’s a film made called, Sun Black and the 14 BBC’s.
I can tell you everything thats wrong with Snow White in 2 syllables 'Zegler'
Welcome back buddy.
Wow, these shows were better when women were not involved behind the scenes? Who could have seen that one coming!
The 1937 Snow White made Disney. Snow White being white? Makes sense to me!
Give it two Weirds up!
is he serious?
You know what's sad? There was a time, when making your main character a lesbian would've been a good thing.