The Little Mermaid is a MASSIVE SUCCESS!

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  • Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
  • The Little Mermaid is the greatest remake ever remade.
    The story, the characters, the songs, the cinematography, the CGI... all a massive improvement on the 1989 Disney classic.
    #TheLittleMermaid #Disney #Videoessay #Review #Breakdown #LittleMermaid #DisneyPlus

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  • @grandmufftwerkin9037
    @grandmufftwerkin9037 Год назад +2735

    My favourite part was when Ariel made Prince Harry come to terms with his privilege, and the movie concluded with him donating his castle to BLM.

  • @VincitOmniaVeritas7
    @VincitOmniaVeritas7 Год назад +2181

    I’m surprised they didn’t change Ursula’s backstory to explain that she only turned to evil because the King wronged her in the past with his male privilege.

  • @_XR40_
    @_XR40_ Год назад +292

    5:02 "...Eric is adopted..." Right, because royal lineage and succession works that way. Makes you wonder why Henry VIII didn't just adopt himself a royal heir....

    • @lulukulu5489
      @lulukulu5489 Год назад +11

      So thats why he looks like a Spare 😂

    • @KDA_in_yah_area
      @KDA_in_yah_area Год назад

      ​@@lulukulu5489 oversimplified reference?

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 Месяц назад

      It can work that way. There isn't really any universal law about it. Although typically the royals would either officialize a bastard child that one of them had or a distant relative, and name them as successor. If the succession is unclear they need to try to formally name a successor to avoid a power struggle and confusion, even war. There were hundreds of kingdoms and some had much more formalized rules and traditions about succession than others, although in the end it was basically whoever could take the power and keep it. If you can , whos going to stop you? Adopting a stranger is quite unlikely, unless you lied and claimed they were a child or nephew or something, because there would almost definitely be some other relation who thinks their claim is stronger as a blood relation, or even a foreign family who is intermarried, which they all are to some degree. But adopting a distant cousins kid from a foreign royal family and naming him successor could be done, especially in a stable and well established kingdom. They could be pretty pragmatic. And they would accept a completely new line if a guy with enough strength showed up and seized the throne. Then his line becomes the royal line. So if you can get all the people who matter to accept your choice of a successor and provide them with strong backers to protect him, there isn't any real reason an adopted son can't become king. Not every noble wants to be king, a lot of them understand that's really not the safest or best job, it's better to be one of the guys under a king who owes you favor and you have confidence in too run things with wisdom. So plenty of reasons that many nobles might support the choice of their king, even if he isn't related by blood. Hell, they elected kings on occasion when the succession wasn't obvious.

    • @pazz1239
      @pazz1239 8 дней назад

      Hell yeah. Setting up the fun times for succession wars is exactly how a DEI queen would act.

  • @grandmufftwerkin9037
    @grandmufftwerkin9037 Год назад +1317

    I was spellbound when Ariel and Cleopatra yelled "Wakanda forever!" right before they defeated the colonial patriarchy, and became Women Kings.

    • @watchmanschannelofdespair
      @watchmanschannelofdespair Год назад +49

      Hear! Hear!

    • @LONESTARINDIE
      @LONESTARINDIE Год назад +13

      😂😂😂

    • @Fluoride_Jones
      @Fluoride_Jones Год назад +27

      +Grand Muff Twerkin
      I broke into tears when Flounder declared, "evil dies tonight!"

    • @Darth_Lex
      @Darth_Lex Год назад +23

      Then the two of them took over the slave trade, and declared the Dehomey Tribe, New Wokeanda

    • @Sairah.Schmitz
      @Sairah.Schmitz Год назад +21

      You forgot Galadriel who was punishing mermen because they were weak 💅

  • @ExMachina70
    @ExMachina70 Год назад +1509

    We live in the greatest of woke times where writers are no longer required to know what they're doing.

    • @veeclash4157
      @veeclash4157 Год назад +54

      We live in a world where a writer's strike improves the quality of content because no sucky products are being released to degrade our brain cells any further!

    • @superdave8248
      @superdave8248 Год назад +25

      I got to disagree. The writers either by choice or by contract are given a checklist of things to include in the script, and they include it. Even when it obviously is at the detriment of the story telling.
      If you ever wonder why the writer's guild is striking, it is because when you have a list for an agenda you want in a film or TV project and you feed this information to an AI, the AI can generate a script just as bad as the writers themselves. In short, when you take the creativism out of the process you get generic mush of a storyline and the writers find themselves out of work.

    • @WHITESWAN_SWANLY
      @WHITESWAN_SWANLY Год назад +6

      My songs are better than halle

    • @agayactornamedmichaeldougl6289
      @agayactornamedmichaeldougl6289 Год назад

      Knowing what your doing is wight supremmacismsmsm

    • @zmajodnocaja5088
      @zmajodnocaja5088 Год назад

      it's antiwhite. not woke. until whites abandon the suicidal idea of sharing space with nonwhites, they will continue on the path to total ann1hilation. there will be no white people in groups larger than what you find on an indian reservation a few decades from now.

  • @KILLERAOC
    @KILLERAOC Год назад +362

    Damn man King Triton is a player! He's got like 7 mistresses of every race! What a boss!

    • @levinethe777
      @levinethe777 Год назад +77

      Patriarchy win again

    • @Vonnie777
      @Vonnie777 Год назад +17

      Player from the Himalayas 😂❤

    • @TrueAmerican274
      @TrueAmerican274 Год назад +43

      Yet to the Woke this is OK, Go KING

    • @jmwoods190
      @jmwoods190 Год назад +43

      *The sea is always right*

    • @zoebaggins90
      @zoebaggins90 Год назад +3

      ​@@jmwoods190 😂😂😂😂

  • @kanemighty
    @kanemighty Год назад +422

    "Searching the seven seas for diverse mermaids to mer-mate with". 😂😂😂😂 That got me. 😁😁😁

    • @robosing225
      @robosing225 Год назад +13

      Mine was "She has the emotional range... of arranged furniture."
      His delivery makes it better.

    • @opalo4113
      @opalo4113 Год назад +2

      The rules of swaps are really easy:
      1) Any male role can be swapped to female. Female roles cannot be swapped to male, unless it's part of an overall swap (such as Chris Hemsworth in Ghostbusters 2016).
      2) Any white character can be swapped to any other ethnicity. No other ethnicity can be swapped to white. Also, once a character is swapped from white, that character can never be white ever again.
      3) Diverse means not-white. It's okay to have all characters be any other ethnicity, but an all-white cast is not allowed.

  • @cmedtheuniverseofcmed8775
    @cmedtheuniverseofcmed8775 Год назад +633

    The Chinese felt so inspired by this film that they didn't even go to the theaters to watch this wonderful masterpiece. They didn't need to be convinced. They knew it was absolute perfection!

    • @mrx-od3ji
      @mrx-od3ji Год назад +58

      china knows its a flop and its the worst movie ever its not a remake its a cheap knockoff.

    • @LionofthetribeofJudah650
      @LionofthetribeofJudah650 Год назад +6

      @@mrx-od3ji Lol thats why its already in the top 5 and its only been out for a week or so. At this rate can we say little mermaid 2

    • @mrx-od3ji
      @mrx-od3ji Год назад +34

      @@LionofthetribeofJudah650 Its not the little mermaid its a cheap $50 cent knockoff.

    • @LionofthetribeofJudah650
      @LionofthetribeofJudah650 Год назад +9

      @@mrx-od3ji Might be a knock off but its a huge blockbuster hit for a knock off. Numbers don’t lie and this movie is cleaning up with all the beautiful dark melanated kids who now know they also can be a mermaid. This movie is already the fifth top grossing Disney movie and its only been out a week. Don’t you people get tired of losing? First you got all fragile about the black panther and that made over a billion dollars. Then you got fragile about the little mermaid and Cleopatra and they are both hits.

    • @validenough
      @validenough Год назад +56

      ​@@LionofthetribeofJudah650 Whatever makes you sleep at night bro.

  • @harryhutcherson7177
    @harryhutcherson7177 Год назад +433

    My favorite part was when Sebastian sang, "La-la-la-la don't be shy. You know you've got to try and ask permission to hold the girls hand. Then if accepted ask if you can touch her face. Once agreed upon and the contract signed you may go ahead and kiss the girl." Such a romantic song!

    • @thatkeyboardgirlsha3442
      @thatkeyboardgirlsha3442 Год назад

      she won't say a word and she won't say a word until you hand over your white male privilege and say yas kween

    • @bryan81584
      @bryan81584 Год назад +70

      I love how the writers ignored all the context of that scene to try to shove a message of "teaching boys to verbally ask for consent" instead of reading body language with a girl that cannot speak and can only give nonverbal signs.

    • @theelder4797
      @theelder4797 Год назад +68

      And the final lyrics:
      "And don't forget she can revoke consent anytime if you kiss da girl!"

    • @Grasslander
      @Grasslander Год назад +1

      Yes - when feminists get what they want thanks to the media control, they'll demand things that have no basis in reality. Including, "if the man didn't ask permission then it's rahpe!" In reality there is seduction, and women want to be seduced. The instinct, if it has to be explained, is for women to get a man stronger than themselves who they can rely on, and a man who doesn't have determination and drive doesn't exactly signal strength. Girls I have been with love the seduction and then more in that direction, which I will leave out of the RUclips comment section.

    • @shamkand
      @shamkand Год назад

      @@bryan81584 If the wanted to be modern and realistic the should have started to throw some sign language :)) The disabled people have no representation...

  • @GhostBlade_888
    @GhostBlade_888 Год назад +481

    “Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made”

    • @preciliabuya5456
      @preciliabuya5456 Год назад +10

      Deep

    • @michellenuur17
      @michellenuur17 Год назад +5

      wow what a legend!

    • @alieganhouse2442
      @alieganhouse2442 Год назад +30

      That’s what I’m TOLKIEN about!!!!!!!

    • @axelhopfinger533
      @axelhopfinger533 Год назад +11

      Same applies to creatively bankrupt corporations. No intentional evil required.

    • @Bacteriophagebs
      @Bacteriophagebs Год назад +6

      Pretty sure that Tolkien, the linguist, didn't say that, since "ruin good forces have invented or made" is nonsense.

  • @politicallycorrectindividu2867
    @politicallycorrectindividu2867 Год назад +1725

    This movie is singlehandedly abolishing the stereotype that black people cant swim. So brave!

    • @zamar2158
      @zamar2158 Год назад +99

      But she is mulatto. The non black gene allows her to swim.

    • @LoneSilverW0lf
      @LoneSilverW0lf Год назад +176

      Funny thing though, the actress herself actually can’t swim! God forbid actors actually learn new things for their roles.

    • @witchplease9695
      @witchplease9695 Год назад +1

      @@zamar2158 She isn’t mixed at all, both her parents are Black. Racism fail once again.

    • @Darth_Lex
      @Darth_Lex Год назад +27

      ​@LoneSilverW0lf I was going to say that, too. She didn't want to learn how to swim, even though, Disney was going to teach her.

    • @slyjester3315
      @slyjester3315 Год назад +100

      Halle Bailey's eyes are swimming away from each other

  • @UnknownHuman94
    @UnknownHuman94 Год назад +146

    Its kinda romantic that the animated film that saved Disney and now the live action version is killing Disney. Truly romantic.

    • @zmajodnocaja5088
      @zmajodnocaja5088 Год назад +2

      it's not klling disney

    • @monas
      @monas Год назад +6

      How is it killing Disney? The movie is actually very good. But you won't even if it a chance because the girl skin colour

    • @UnknownHuman94
      @UnknownHuman94 Год назад +26

      @monas it's hilarious when people go straight to Halle's skin color, being the reason that someone didn't like the movie. I have no problem with an African, Asian, Hispanic, or Caucasian mermaid. What matters to me is acting, how the cgi looks, music, and story. They acting in the film was awful, the cgi was too much, Halle definitely had the vocals, but Eric's and skuttles songs were unnecessary. I love Daveed, but he dropped the ball with Sebastien. They added unnecessary plot that weren't needed. Nice try with the bait though.

    • @UnknownHuman94
      @UnknownHuman94 Год назад +15

      @monas your original comment said that 'I wouldn't give the movie a chance because of her skin color' which meant you assumed from my comment that i was just some colorist that hated the New live action adaptation because she was black. an know your bringing up that you are far right? Like i care about your political views🤣 this is a movie that I didn't care for.

    • @monas
      @monas Год назад

      @@UnknownHuman94 Once again you are acting naive. You are fake asf. Just look at the comments, majority of people are being racist towards halle. And the fact that you are denying that shows that you are out of touch or a liar. And I think you are a liar, pretending to not be aware of what's going on. I'm not talking about colourism, I'm speaking about racism. Even if you don't have an issue with her skin colour, many other people do and you acting like that's not a fact. As if people like me are just throwing that out there for no reason.
      Why is this remake getting so much backlash more than other remakes? You still haven't answered.
      There were plenty other remakes which were terrible or mediocre etc yet didn't get this kinda backlash.
      Go on, act like you've been living under a rock again. I'll wait. Lmao Go ahead and tell me it has nothing to do with who they choose the cast. You are a liar from the pits of hell and the truth ain't in you😂

  • @jmace2424
    @jmace2424 Год назад +85

    Sebastian in this movie sounds like someone recorded a random disney karaoke night.

    • @misslady2639
      @misslady2639 Год назад +11

      He sounds like someone who works for like 14 hours per day

  • @Seomus
    @Seomus Год назад +229

    I clapped like a lobotimized seal when Ariel turned to the senator and said, "You have to do better!"

    • @Jojosworld000
      @Jojosworld000 Год назад +16

      I cried in theater, and the fact she’s black makes me cry. They should of added more black characters, maybe make a Norse documentary with the history told as black.

    • @Seomus
      @Seomus Год назад +19

      @@Jojosworld000 Yes. I mean, everyone knows that Vikings appropriated dreadlocks. We wuz Vikangs would be a big hit. Like Netflix's Cleopatra!

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 Год назад +3

      @@Seomus Get Ubisoft to make it too since they seem to think Vikings also had super powers too

    • @bobababy6089
      @bobababy6089 Год назад

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @Jojosworld000
      @Jojosworld000 Год назад +2

      @@Elfpoet Understandable, When Anne Frank said "Wakanda Forever" the theater screamed

  • @kharisrojas
    @kharisrojas Год назад +109

    My favorite part is when Eric tells Ariel “I love you” and Ariel cooly replies “I know” before Sebastian is frozen in carbonite.

  • @willowingwhispers2612
    @willowingwhispers2612 Год назад +401

    I cannot believe the people saying this movie "isn't great but it isn't THAT bad" because it is. It most certainly is THAT bad. Do not give Disney even a little bit of praise because Disney will take that as a sign to keep doing these.

    • @Doutsoldome
      @Doutsoldome Год назад +45

      Nah. They have zero interest in the audience response. They will keep making this kind of crap because of the ESG score scam.

    • @Doutsoldome
      @Doutsoldome Год назад +18

      @@rosssilver * Fingers crossed! *

    • @jaydel3
      @jaydel3 Год назад +5

      Disney is a company that makes profits. It will do what it does to make money and so far all these remakes have made them billions despite the anti-diversity, racially obsessed crowd. This happened with Aladdin too and Avatar 2. Even Ms Marvel. So obsessed with belittling things that promote inclusion and diversity and using woke as a pejorative. It boggles the mind.

    • @harambeepstein8009
      @harambeepstein8009 Год назад +3

      @@jaydel3 huh

    • @Doutsoldome
      @Doutsoldome Год назад +8

      @@jaydel3 The "racially obsessed crowd" is the woke crowd, if you haven't noticed. They appear to not have space in their minds for anything else. The word is used as a pejorative because it is an intrinsecally divisive ideology that is guaranteed to to lead to bad results anywhere it is applied.
      The billions Disney made following this route is half or less of what it could have made otherwise. And the main reason that they insist in taking this route is because they are forced to do so in order to ensure financial support to produce the movies (the ESG scam I referred to).

  • @dxdx5638
    @dxdx5638 Год назад +70

    When the Prince says, “you're gonna need a bigger boat”, give me chills..

    • @jamesvanitas
      @jamesvanitas Год назад

      “LIKE A DOLL’S EYES CHIEF……”

  • @ExMachina70
    @ExMachina70 Год назад +375

    The Little Tokenmaid is the finest wokiest, diversitiest, wokie movie to have spearheaded the equality of diversity.

    • @LONESTARINDIE
      @LONESTARINDIE Год назад +9

      🎯🎯🎯

    • @Letheanscheme
      @Letheanscheme Год назад +11

      Little Tarmaid. Too far?

    • @rgerber
      @rgerber Год назад +5

      Chewbacca the Wokey

    • @sigvif
      @sigvif Год назад +12

      ​@@LetheanschemeRacist much?

    • @aaironparker2837
      @aaironparker2837 Год назад

      So was Brandy as Cinderella. Guess everyone forgot

  • @PassanCat
    @PassanCat Год назад +92

    A brave choice to cast a black version of Sid from Ice Age as Ariel.

    • @1922BluePhoenix
      @1922BluePhoenix Год назад +6

      hehehe

    • @1922BluePhoenix
      @1922BluePhoenix Год назад +5

      @@laviebelle7239 Sid the squid 😆..most people on social media disagree with you ..she look like Sid

    • @1922BluePhoenix
      @1922BluePhoenix Год назад +2

      @@laviebelle7239 sure 👍

    • @Narconecrotix
      @Narconecrotix Год назад +5

      ​@@laviebelle7239 yeah buddy I'm sure that if you write that she's beautiful and unique enough you'll surely believe it eventually :P

    • @Narconecrotix
      @Narconecrotix Год назад +2

      @@laviebelle7239 I mean it's 2023 to each their own, if you're into women who look like they're Sid, who am I to judge

  • @jamescarr1265
    @jamescarr1265 Год назад +297

    The little mermaid is currently slaying so hard at the box office , a new step forward for Rob Marshall hackwor- I MEAN DIVERSITY 🥺✨💅

    • @superdave8248
      @superdave8248 Год назад +15

      On a side note, I was curious how many showings my local theater was doing since the run time is so long. My god, you would think the only movie they were showing this weekend was the little mermaid. They are pushing this movie hard. I get that they probably do this with every new release, but when the average sit time (previews, advertisements, and the movie itself) is going to push over 2.5 hours, having so many showings just seems a bit insane.
      This weekend is going to tell the tell. If this movie doesn't do at least 125 million domestic, that same theater listed above is likely to have maybe three showings a day. If it does well (which would surprise me) probably twice that.

    • @matthewmosier8439
      @matthewmosier8439 Год назад +21

      ​​​​@@superdave8248 My guess is Disney is seeing a lot of the 'Little Mermaid 2023', this weekend...
      The audience is likely to drop drastically by tomorrow. That's because people who are excited for this film are a fraction of the population and, respectfully, likely build their personality around their color, so seeing the film will be a priority, hence seeing it yesterday or today.
      After that it will be like a modern Marvel film and ticket sails drop off drastically.

    • @rgerber
      @rgerber Год назад

      Robert Zemeckis? I'm a huge fan of his movies but why here?

    • @jamescarr1265
      @jamescarr1265 Год назад

      @@rgerber ROB MARSHALL I MEAN FUCK

    • @jamescarr1265
      @jamescarr1265 Год назад +18

      @@superdave8248 even if it succeeds at the box office it will still be shit i saw it today it’s pretty bad

  • @Senumunu
    @Senumunu Год назад +38

    If Walt Disney got revived today
    he would plant bombs at the Disney headquarters

  • @jpgr8937
    @jpgr8937 Год назад +39

    My favorite part was when Ariel met her mother, Galadriel and the 2 swam into the 7th Death Star destroying the Empire once and for all.

    • @Didymus20X6
      @Didymus20X6 Год назад +9

      What about the part where they teamed up with Jennifer Lawrence and punched The Patriarchy in the junk while yelling, "THE FORCE IS FEMALE!"?

    • @rgerber
      @rgerber Год назад +4

      @@Didymus20X6 Thats no power for BOYS

  • @michaelreich4827
    @michaelreich4827 Год назад +36

    If this Ariel had been infatuated with a Princess Erica, there definitely would've been a wedding at the end.

  • @quitestiger2818
    @quitestiger2818 Год назад +89

    My favorite part was when little mermaid convinced the Prince to pay her reparations

    • @monas
      @monas Год назад +1

      I think you americans are super privileged and have no problem in the world. Just imagine if my life was so easy, that the most important thing in my life is worrying a about a mermaid movie as a grown adult.

    • @quitestiger2818
      @quitestiger2818 Год назад +7

      @@monas u sound like american to me

    • @monas
      @monas Год назад +1

      @@quitestiger2818 How can someone sound american when you never seen me nor heard me. I'm not american.
      I know it hurt your soul to know a blk woman is the one who played Ariel. But you are gonna have to COPE and get a life you miserable old man.
      Getting all bent out of shape over a children's movie.

    • @Nononsch
      @Nononsch Год назад +2

      @@monas that's the most ridiculous thing to say. Movies and entertainment in general were supposed to be an escape from the shitty reality we live in. But hey now we have "modern audiences" :D I never encountered one in reality but I suppose Hollywood knows better

    • @monas
      @monas Год назад

      @@Nononsch So the only way you can escape from reality is if they make the mermaid skin white? 😂You people sick my stomach

  • @Rockysbeats
    @Rockysbeats Год назад +42

    "in 1989 one would take Sebastian for a pint!" 🦀🍺
    best line ever!! 😆

  • @Mediados
    @Mediados Год назад +143

    I'm always sorry for the actors. They are young, energetic, motivated and get an offer for the main role in a Disney movie.
    And they will be forever remembered as...this.

    • @alesksander
      @alesksander Год назад +2

    • @juniperlabor3489
      @juniperlabor3489 Год назад

      So true. Sad.

    • @9tailjeza
      @9tailjeza Год назад +40

      Not haile berry though, she’s as race obsessed as the rest of disney. This is exactly what she deserves to be known for

    • @Mediados
      @Mediados Год назад +11

      @@9tailjeza I'd like to limit it to Disney leadership. I am sure most people working at Disney don't share that sentiment, but the people in charge do.

    • @alesksander
      @alesksander Год назад +1

      @@Mediados Yep sadly. Even some top execs cant agree with it but i guess they just wanna job and secure place at top. Favro is most disappointing one i guess..

  • @Brimannn1
    @Brimannn1 Год назад +19

    That girls eyes are on a long distance relationship..

    • @monas
      @monas Год назад

      That's your picture yet you have the nerve to be talking about Halle's looks? Halle is gorgeous

    • @Brimannn1
      @Brimannn1 Год назад +2

      @@monas Whatever that’s supposed to mean 😂

    • @monas
      @monas Год назад

      @@Brimannn1 Just imagine being a grown man upset over the little mermaid. Get a life and cope.

    • @thecensoredmuscle563
      @thecensoredmuscle563 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@monas lol you sure get triggered easy.

    • @monas
      @monas 8 месяцев назад

      @@thecensoredmuscle563 So are you, getting upset over a movie.

  • @rockmanafb
    @rockmanafb Год назад +24

    I love the part when aerial finally speaks and says ITS MORBIN TIME

  • @johnnyrocketed2225
    @johnnyrocketed2225 Год назад +43

    “Diverse mermaids to mer-mate with…” brilliant 😂

  • @rgerber
    @rgerber Год назад +33

    The footage shown her actually makes me shiver. It's not just fun bashing Hollywood anymore. It's actually terrifying. The demise of taste and creativity

  • @malekiththeeternityking5433
    @malekiththeeternityking5433 Год назад +132

    I'm gonna be honest, I've got such black people fatigue.
    If only Hollywood could figure out not everywhere looks like Chicago.

    • @CineMasterDamian
      @CineMasterDamian Год назад +6

      You're joking right?

    • @Senumunu
      @Senumunu Год назад +14

      it will. soon enough.

    • @malekiththeeternityking5433
      @malekiththeeternityking5433 Год назад

      @@CineMasterDamian Nope, I got tired after the fiery but mostly peaceful protests.
      If any other race does that it's the end of the world, but in America it's all about black people worship.

    • @bubdubs5294
      @bubdubs5294 Год назад +17

      Just wait for the China release lol

    • @unfiltered8407
      @unfiltered8407 Год назад +1

      Wow-way show your racism. Really dude. 🙃 Black people fatigue. White people take up like 80% of the screen time in Hollywood and you’re getting ugly online because of a singing fish girl.💀☠️

  • @punisherprime
    @punisherprime Год назад +33

    When Lil' Mermaid started singing "WAP" with Cardi B, I finally understood the lyrics of that song. Cinematic gold! 🧜‍♀️

    • @monas
      @monas Год назад +1

      Is that suppose to be funny? Because it's not

    • @furnoprime9439
      @furnoprime9439 Год назад +1

      @@monas I dunno chief, that be some comedy platinum right there. Perhaps Disney should take notes while they dig up and pop open the casket of Toy Story again

    • @monas
      @monas Год назад

      @@furnoprime9439 ?

    • @daviddrabick9018
      @daviddrabick9018 Год назад +1

      Exactly, what could better prove a modern woman's dignity and self-respect than her proudly gurgling about her gonads?

  • @majorgear1021
    @majorgear1021 Год назад +23

    When I tell people that TLM is a dark movie, they think I mean that it has dark subject matter. No. It's really dark. I can't see what is going on in the movie

  • @guyvizard549
    @guyvizard549 Год назад +9

    That "Scuttle-butt" rap could be weaponized.

  • @tedgunderson67
    @tedgunderson67 Год назад +216

    Her eyes being so far apart does make her aquatic character a tad more believable.

    • @LONESTARINDIE
      @LONESTARINDIE Год назад +26

      😂😂😂

    • @moonlightj0y
      @moonlightj0y Год назад +33

      She still pretty. Y'all are just mad for no reason.

    • @SimeonsClimbing
      @SimeonsClimbing Год назад +15

      A toad* more believable

    • @deeplyasleep4445
      @deeplyasleep4445 Год назад +13

      Her eyes are wide apart but I think it's cute. She looks like a Squirtle (not sure if a girl would take that as a compliment tho 😆)

    • @anabelandralph5418
      @anabelandralph5418 Год назад +55

      ​@@moonlightj0ylol she was given the roll specifically for being black wake up bro

  • @Slipperydither
    @Slipperydither Год назад +21

    To paraphrase Dickens, "It was the F-aroundest of times, and it was the find-outest of times." Those actors aren't actors. They're spokemodels for the corporate ideology of DEI and ESG scores.

  • @user-zq8bt6hv9k
    @user-zq8bt6hv9k Год назад +51

    Little mermaid has always been a trans allegory about a gay fish who identified as a strong, beautiful black queen. I'm just sad they didn't give the role to lizzo, I guess fat phobia and biggotry is still ruling Hollywood 🥺

    • @releasethealbum6190
      @releasethealbum6190 Год назад +2

      Honestly Disney should give roles to qualified people lol.. Idk about lizzo though

    • @XtremiTeez
      @XtremiTeez Год назад

      So, she likes to put fish sticks in her mouth.

    • @Zhembi
      @Zhembi Год назад +1

      Might as well have made EVERYONE black and made Lizzo Ursula 😂 and the prince Somme lightskin dude

  • @magaman3048
    @magaman3048 Год назад +24

    I can’t wait to pick up some Bud Lite and this movie on sale at target!

  • @grandmufftwerkin9037
    @grandmufftwerkin9037 Год назад +63

    The Little Mermaid is in reality Ariel's quest to get forked.
    Onlyfans inbound; feminism unlocked.

  • @MasticinaAkicta
    @MasticinaAkicta Год назад +20

    I am sure the MODERN audience will love it.
    All thousand of them...
    How expensive was it to make again and how much do they have to make?

  • @katemaloney4296
    @katemaloney4296 Год назад +14

    "The remake to END all remakes!" Literally and figuratively. 😂

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 Месяц назад

      Except it's definitely not, so it's not literally. They will absolutely do more remakes.

  • @georgehouliaras7239
    @georgehouliaras7239 Год назад +159

    I'm so proud that Ariel has finally been fixed to be the strong independent Fish/Her that she was always meant to be. This is a victory for D.I.E.(Diversity Inclusion and Equity) and path to a great future. Awomen.

    • @ce9916
      @ce9916 Год назад +15

      You checked so many boxes in three sentences 😂

    • @mosiarmstrong
      @mosiarmstrong Год назад +14

      🤣🤣 my favorite part was the 'awomen.' Genius.

    • @ce9916
      @ce9916 Год назад

      @@mosiarmstrong you laugh, but some dumbass actually said it was patriarchy to say "amen"

    • @MOSP14
      @MOSP14 Год назад +4

      Hi, I’m a disney contractor, we have a job for you 😂

    • @monas
      @monas Год назад +1

      You guys do know, you don't have to go and watch the movie right?

  • @TheWaterdog6
    @TheWaterdog6 Год назад +15

    I still cant get over how NOBODY will defend or like the Scuttlebutt song.

    • @aanda3284
      @aanda3284 Год назад

      They're butt hurt?

    • @TheWaterdog6
      @TheWaterdog6 Год назад +3

      @@aanda3284 They keep saying "Its not that bad" but also don't disagree it isn't good. They are defending this movie with empty compliments.

    • @thegirlinyourwalls...
      @thegirlinyourwalls... 2 дня назад

      It's almost as bad as being forced to listen to baby shark on repeat for 24 hours

  • @dave3657
    @dave3657 Год назад +124

    I never knew a mermaid could twerk for one thing. And the scene where Arial refused to eat Sebastian because she’s vegan was tear jerking. 😢

    • @koa1663
      @koa1663 Год назад +3

      lol stop the cap

    • @monas
      @monas Год назад +3

      You guys are mad because you didn't see a little generic white mermaid princess. Cope😂

    • @lukayaroslav9914
      @lukayaroslav9914 Год назад +9

      ​@@monas Playing the race card as usual

    • @lukayaroslav9914
      @lukayaroslav9914 Год назад

      ​@@monas Also, by calling white people generic, you are being racist towards them.

    • @monas
      @monas Год назад

      @@lukayaroslav9914 I know it crushes your soul to not see a white girl playing Ariel. But none you can do about it but get a life and COPE. And realize that the world doesn't revolve around you. 🙃😌 Lol

  • @canaldecasta
    @canaldecasta Год назад +141

    Im glad someone is able to recognize how STUNNING and, may I say, BRAVE this twisted reimagination of The Little Mermaid is.
    The twist being that it elevates women, of course!

    • @shamkand
      @shamkand Год назад

      Not women, black women that are all warrior Queens! Black Warrior Queens Fish!!! They are not the same, little black girls can't feel a connection with other skin colored women.

    • @colorin81colorado
      @colorin81colorado Год назад +5

      I'm so glad that in my life God has blessed me with real women full of love, courage, inteligence, beauty and talent! So different from what Disney and Hollywood dished out up to this day!

    • @axelhopfinger533
      @axelhopfinger533 Год назад +4

      But therefore it's ESG score is off the charts and that's all that really matters.

    • @flman1478
      @flman1478 Год назад +1

      I want buckwheat to be white!!!!

  • @anthonybalderas6912
    @anthonybalderas6912 Год назад +47

    My favorite part is when I didn't even go see this movie 😅

  • @quitestiger2818
    @quitestiger2818 Год назад +21

    When little mermaid said to woman king and Wendy "what are we some sort of Mary sue squad?" I literally gasped..

  • @parzival2051
    @parzival2051 Год назад +9

    My favorite part is when Ariel spartan kicked Eric off the Black Pearl and married Mr. Krab

  • @HankRearden84
    @HankRearden84 Год назад +25

    Mate, your content is exceptional. Hope you continue to grow.

  • @Rodanoar86
    @Rodanoar86 Год назад +6

    Ariel is black, father hispanic, the prince is white, mother is black??? WTF

    • @zamar2158
      @zamar2158 Год назад

      Why are you confused? Dna is nonsense. A 100 trillion cells in your body can be xy at the 23rd chromosomal pair . But if you feel like being a woman and wear a skirt, then you are, and there is nothing science, dna or anyone that can do about it .
      Besides we all knew even a century ago that Hans Christian Anderson was writing about the coast of Madagascar.

    • @Vonnie777
      @Vonnie777 Год назад

      Multi Cultural

  • @marcelleroux9172
    @marcelleroux9172 Год назад +8

    The sarcasm is so thick you can bottle it.

    • @alesksander
      @alesksander Год назад

      Yeah we can use all that empty bottles from bud light. XD

  • @victorvvc1925
    @victorvvc1925 Год назад +13

    They actually offered two new things:
    1. I never thought I'd live to see a mermaid drowning in her own failure.
    2. This film gives the possibility of taking off your pants at theatre, cuz they're all empty!

  • @Alex45590
    @Alex45590 Год назад +12

    This is the most hilarious review I've ever watched 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ChicagoDB
    @ChicagoDB Год назад +25

    They could have added a whale…Lizzo was available.

    • @tinewordsmith126
      @tinewordsmith126 Год назад

      Omfg😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @johns1625
    @johns1625 Год назад +14

    The Little Merperson is truly one of the films of all time!

  • @Deetroiter
    @Deetroiter Год назад +6

    I love the part when Ariel is riding upon a dragon in the sky, then proclaims, “So now we're flying we're free
    We're free before the thunderstorm
    On towards the wilderness
    Our quest carries on”
    It gave me goosebumps

  • @michaelfields7088
    @michaelfields7088 Год назад +50

    I'm so scared to be called racist by Disney that im taking every white person i know to see this.

    • @James_Bee
      @James_Bee Год назад

      What if they hate it? Disney will just call you racist by proxy!

    • @cashewnuttel9054
      @cashewnuttel9054 Год назад

      What if they refused to watch it? You'll force them? That's slavery! And slavery, and colonization, is the reason why Western nations must now adopt this multiethnic trend. For those who don't know, once upon a time, Western nations were very evil to coloured folks, and that is why they are trying to make amends, and one of the best ways they thought of is to feature coloured folks in media.
      Notice how China and all East and Southeast Asian nations don't have to do that, or India, or Africa? And what is the commonality with the people of these places? They did not enslave; they did not colonize; they did not steal.
      Conclusion: don't do evil things to other people otherwise you will feel guilty, or others will make you feel guilty, and you will be forced to make amends.

    • @hannahkennelly6961
      @hannahkennelly6961 Год назад +1

      Why dont you skip this one and go see into the spider verse with Miles Moralez! Im excited for that one! Your not racist if you support a different black character:) thats my theory anyway! Thats why I love Miles character, he is new, he is not a black Peter, but has his own person!❤

    • @michaelfields7088
      @michaelfields7088 Год назад +1

      @@hannahkennelly6961 I didnt even see the first one. Come to think of it, I never even saw the original little mermaid.

    • @hannahkennelly6961
      @hannahkennelly6961 Год назад

      @@michaelfields7088 well I definitely recommend it! It was well done!

  • @stillpril8942
    @stillpril8942 Год назад +5

    Came here for sarcasm and was not disappointed

  • @alishanightshade3270
    @alishanightshade3270 Год назад +15

    I want to mention that the little mermaid ig account that leaked things out is such a amazing community. They love to take things in an extreme way which makes me sooo satisfied. Calling people that have negative opinions on this movie hater or racist is just like calling people who like the movie a blindly follower.
    Besides the joke, I can’t stand with the drama. Some people said “oh, the original story didn’t even mention Ariel’s skin at all” which turn out the story has mentioned it many times. I have to say that the guide book is more interesting and worth seeing than the movie itself. They actually said there’s beautiful structures under the sea. Some mermaids live in shipwreck, Mala’s community had trade with human before Ariel’s mother died, I’m so disappointed that they completely ignore their own lore. And some of those defender didn’t read this guide book saying “mermaid’s culture probably different than human!” Completely hit their faces after reading the guide book.
    I watch the movie just because how much I love Ariel but it still not a good movie

  • @geeshta
    @geeshta Год назад +24

    Not even Mr. Woke himself could keep from pointing out the flaws and stupidity of this film 😆

  • @veeclash4157
    @veeclash4157 Год назад +26

    My favorite part of the movie was when Flounder was served on a platter as fish and chips! What a stunning and Brave capitulation to realism!

  • @fidelraul3192
    @fidelraul3192 Год назад +16

    My God. I never laugh so much for the entire 11:54 minutes. Great review.

  • @EggShensSixDemonBag
    @EggShensSixDemonBag Год назад +4

    How in the hell do you only have 35k subs? This is absolute gold! You just earned a sub!

  • @Jay-Tries-Everything
    @Jay-Tries-Everything Год назад +4

    no one even mentions the fact that arial is supposed to be 16 years old and this new version has her in her mid to late twenties...

  • @firefly44220
    @firefly44220 Год назад +3

    She makes the perfect fish hybrid with those catfish eyes. Very believable

  • @Spamkromite
    @Spamkromite Год назад +11

    Perfect 👌
    "Triton searches through the seven seas for diverse mermaids to mer-mate with" dang you got me hard with that line 🤣

  • @starsantheoriginal
    @starsantheoriginal Год назад +20

    Nothing hits harder than Halle not hitting a single note right in these songs

    • @monas
      @monas Год назад

      Nonsense! she sings fantastic. However her acting wasn't the best. But she sang beautifully.

    • @starsantheoriginal
      @starsantheoriginal Год назад +2

      @@monas I respectfully disagree. I'm not saying she isn't a talented singer, but her voice was not right for this. I listened to her rendition of "Part of that world" and it was jarring how painful she hit the notes. Especially when she said "Wish I could be, part of that world". Oh, it injured me to listen to it.

    • @monas
      @monas Год назад +1

      @@starsantheoriginal Her voice was perfect for it. And she sang the song and hit the notes how they told her to. She had the that Broadway voice which Disney uses for all their princesses. I don't see how she is any different.

    • @starsantheoriginal
      @starsantheoriginal Год назад +2

      @@monas I don't agree. She rifted far too much, hit notes flatly, and would abruptly stop at certain parts of the songs. Her voice and style of singing don't fit the music and I stand by that

    • @monas
      @monas Год назад +1

      @@starsantheoriginal She followed what she was told to do. I'm sure she had a voice coach and she sang the song exactly how they wanted her to sing it, and she sounds fantastic. Her voice fits that song perfectly. She has a very girly sweet voice. And she pulled off the song well.

  • @coltonwilkie241
    @coltonwilkie241 Год назад +15

    With how much this movie relies on CGI, I'm surprised they didn't CGI her eyes closer together. First ever Disney princess with a 4 hour road trip on her face.

  • @TheAnitdote
    @TheAnitdote Год назад +9

    My favourite part of the movie is in the post credit scene when she swam into the multicultural-verse and met LatinArielle.

  • @stevenwongso66
    @stevenwongso66 Год назад +19

    My favorite is when Scuttle sang. So good and not cringey at all.

  • @DirtySouthJR
    @DirtySouthJR Год назад +6

    He has upped the intensity in his unique delivery and im here for it. Is this suddenly my fave YT channel now? I do believe so

  • @BattletoDeath
    @BattletoDeath Год назад +6

    I really liked the part in the movie where Ariel faced Urasala and said "If you don't give me my voice back im gana mermaid all you". Then she yelled " ITS MERMAID TIME" and mermed all over the place.
    1000/10

  • @ElliottNest41
    @ElliottNest41 Год назад +7

    Does black Cleopatra make an appearance?

  • @CATSWITHKYLA
    @CATSWITHKYLA Год назад +5

    The Asians were so impressive by this amazing masterpiece that they didn't even go to see it!! Great Job Disney!!! 😂

  • @JzLyfe
    @JzLyfe Год назад +6

    My Favorite was when King Trident grabbed his sea shell and started talking to somebody through it saying "I dont know who you are, i dont know what you want but i will find you and i will kill you". Set the tone for the whole movie.

  • @waiken3727
    @waiken3727 Год назад +34

    This review is what I needed to hear and I hope it spreads to all the audiences

  • @cortezdelanoche7877
    @cortezdelanoche7877 Год назад +4

    This channel is becoming my favorite on RUclips! Only found it last week!

  • @kjswhathappened1837
    @kjswhathappened1837 Год назад +3

    I cried when the King took a knee for BLM.

  • @jmwoods190
    @jmwoods190 Год назад +6

    It was such a wholesome ending when Ariel became a Fisherthem and ditched Prince Eric for an amnesiac Sam Smith!

  • @nexusofice9135
    @nexusofice9135 Год назад +5

    Queen Latifah would have been great as Ursula. But you know... We can't have a black person as the evil character. That is just a no no.

    • @wanderer34
      @wanderer34 Год назад +1

      Lizzo would’ve made a much better Ursula!

  • @nikkigin3093
    @nikkigin3093 Год назад +6

    I only wanted to hear what under the sea was gonna sound like because it's one of my favorite Disney songs. They did not do it justice in the slightest. The magic of the animation was completely gone.

  • @leecranmer6574
    @leecranmer6574 Год назад +35

    This Disney remake is so stunning and brave. I almost wept .

    • @zoobrizz
      @zoobrizz Год назад +7

      I almost threw up 🤮

    • @aanda3284
      @aanda3284 Год назад +4

      I almost didn't get drunk.

    • @monas
      @monas Год назад

      ​@@zoobrizzyou didn't have to go watch it

    • @furnoprime9439
      @furnoprime9439 Год назад

      ⁠@@monas And then folks like yourself on the other side of the spectrum would complain, very loudly like a car alarm at 3AM, about how can one dislike a piece of media without seeing it.

    • @monas
      @monas Год назад

      @@furnoprime9439 wtf are you talking about? You are insane lol

  • @scarysara9364
    @scarysara9364 Год назад +3

    They let the screwball seagull _sing_ , dear God _why?!_

  • @NormieNerddom
    @NormieNerddom Год назад +1

    When Scuttle said "wak wak chicka wak wak" that moved me.

  • @CrazyManhog
    @CrazyManhog Год назад +3

    When he The Little Mermaid is a massive success
    He means the Classic One 🤣🤣

  • @Piromysl359
    @Piromysl359 Год назад +2

    My favourite part was when mermaid said "it's swimmin time!"

  • @Fluoride_Jones
    @Fluoride_Jones Год назад +8

    What I want to know is how Ariel dyes her hair underwater. 🤔

    • @ca6echka
      @ca6echka Год назад

      The same way she straightens it😂

    • @mightybitchy
      @mightybitchy Год назад +1

      @@ca6echka People who are born with straight hair exist, you know?

  • @jmwoods190
    @jmwoods190 Год назад +4

    The climatic moment came when Ursula Von Der Leyen told the debarked Ariel: *"There is a tempest in ME!"*

  • @_Egon
    @_Egon Год назад +3

    I love the scene when King Triton questions Ursula about Ariel's whereabouts and she answers _YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH_

  • @LisaMariavanHarmelen
    @LisaMariavanHarmelen Год назад +3

    Thank god I was a kid in the 90’s

  • @hawkmoon4107
    @hawkmoon4107 Год назад +5

    Awkwafina's song has been successfully tested in repelling protests against woke activists.
    All those -ists and -phobes immediately run away screaming in terror.
    Another significant step forward.

  • @BasedTexans
    @BasedTexans Год назад +4

    I love that they even made the horse black 😂

  • @zdvxr
    @zdvxr Год назад +4

    I cried in joy when Ariel decided to sit in the front of the bus! Truly inspiring!

  • @TheMovieCynic
    @TheMovieCynic Год назад +3

    Is there any way to DM you? I’d love to have you on as a guest on my weekly livestream with Little Platoon if you’d be interested.

  • @syedcruz7820
    @syedcruz7820 Год назад +6

    Don't worry loyal fans the directors cut will.fix everything...first add another 20 minutes of scuttle then another great duet with scuttle and the prince followed by sebastian singing with triton about how proud they are of Ariel not needing a man. Truly a new classic masterpiece ✨️ 👌

  • @ixirion
    @ixirion Год назад +8

    There is something wrong when I would prefer to clap the animated verison Ariel than irl one XDDD

  • @123adamhewitt
    @123adamhewitt Год назад +5

    I loved that part where Ariel finally got her human form and the classic tune Legs by ZZ Top played. Magical.

  • @wolfbane7497
    @wolfbane7497 Год назад +6

    Scuttlebutt song is a song that needs to be used to torture terrorist. Like seriously that song should have been in clockwork Orange.

  • @ijskender
    @ijskender Год назад +3

    The moment when the Little Mermaid used the Force to pull that X-Wing out of the water gave me goosebumps

  • @shazmodeus2795
    @shazmodeus2795 Год назад +4

    How does Lin Manuel keep getting work? Especially after this.