George Carlin - free floating hostility

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  • Опубликовано: 31 окт 2024

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  • @DingDangg
    @DingDangg 8 лет назад +3843

    Camcorders..... If only he could see it today

    • @cabbagenjam
      @cabbagenjam 8 лет назад +79

      If he could only see "today"!

    • @IhahsDomarp
      @IhahsDomarp 8 лет назад +12

      360cam!

    • @ksafeusa
      @ksafeusa 8 лет назад +102

      I he could only see how people are snapchat everything and everywhere. I would love to hear him take on people snapchatting thier junky food. dammmmnn

    • @DingDangg
      @DingDangg 8 лет назад +6

      Yeah, knowing it will soon turn into a giant turd

    • @xtfoxhypocrisy7189
      @xtfoxhypocrisy7189 7 лет назад +54

      Relevance in comedy bit, "Does anybody stop and look at anything anymore? Why does life have to be always documented"?

  • @Kang5030
    @Kang5030 7 лет назад +763

    George knew how to call out *everybody* on their bullshit. That's a talent we need more of.

    • @marysuesagor5187
      @marysuesagor5187 3 года назад +5

      Can you imagine how donny would react to his humor? Oh. My. God!

    • @ufafgd
      @ufafgd 3 года назад +11

      Hopefully in this generic and PC society, someone will be another George. When we have to call different public workers first responders, or doctors, nurses, and surgical specialists, health care workers, or construction workers, street maintenance and garbage collectors engineering technicians, this is where I draw a line. Can't pray in schools, can't display religious items in schools or on any government property. Absolute zero tolerance in schools to the point that a kid brings a picture of a gun to school, he or she is suspended. If your white and even think that the person next to you is not that, well your a racist. We're at a point folks that you better start thinking for your self preservation. If we don't keep our morals, the PC will kill us.

    • @stevehangzo7159
      @stevehangzo7159 2 года назад +9

      We need it but can't have it. Too many sensitive, easily offended people these days

    • @KDill29
      @KDill29 2 года назад

      I do it, and I'm called negative. Turns people off sometimes....I still do it, you know why...cause fuck you.

    • @charlesdoyle3630
      @charlesdoyle3630 2 года назад +3

      @Gravity Bound you can pray in school. Just cannot be lead by or organized by faculty or teachers. Aside from that how would you be fair balanced to all recognized religions and still be respectful to those who do not want to participate in. George would call out the overly pushy religious people in this country like he does the other groups

  • @tomigoi
    @tomigoi 11 лет назад +2627

    Gosh, how old is this? 30 years ago? He might as well do this last month and it is still legit as hell.

    • @OMGtheykilledKenny42
      @OMGtheykilledKenny42 11 лет назад +124

      1996

    • @zer0deathz371
      @zer0deathz371 5 лет назад +64

      And even worse in 2019

    • @tonnguyen7619
      @tonnguyen7619 5 лет назад +21

      @@zer0deathz371Yeah its tripled the stupidity.

    • @vickimingus9281
      @vickimingus9281 5 лет назад +3

      90's

    • @davidfu4742
      @davidfu4742 5 лет назад +10

      Yeah, it's almost like edgy people have been complaining about the same shit since forever (I'm not complaining, but let's not pretend that this is super fresh).

  • @johnstone3124
    @johnstone3124 Год назад +42

    Can you imagine his outlook on selfies, or tik tok......... We miss you George.........you had a way with words, and a vision and understanding of the world, that most will never comprehend. Geopolitical, climate, political, common sense..ETC, too many to list, but be sure, he meant every word

  • @connfyoozed
    @connfyoozed 6 лет назад +497

    For those of you who might be just getting into George Carlin, here's something: he had a similar segment but with completely new ideas and material in every tour or on every album he ever recorded. Carlin was a master sociologist, philosopher and linguist who just also happened to be one of the funniest humans who ever lived.

    • @shoqolatiste
      @shoqolatiste 2 года назад +8

      Master sociologist, philosopher and linguist?

    • @johnconway6976
      @johnconway6976 2 года назад +23

      Your take borders on celebrity worship. Comedians rely heavily on generalizations. Philosophers use inductive reasoning and avoid absolutes.

    • @punchline43
      @punchline43 2 года назад +6

      You left out glass blower and horticulturist.

    • @Envy_May
      @Envy_May 2 года назад +4

      @@johnconway6976 i mean they're not mutually exclusive

    • @johnconway6976
      @johnconway6976 2 года назад

      @@GoneFishin247 Aw your head hurts. Spell it with a Z you pontificating pompous a$$. American comedian - American spelling.

  • @tomolsen4229
    @tomolsen4229 11 лет назад +1325

    "Scratch a cynic and underneath you will find a disappointed idealist"
    -George Carlin

    • @RandomLombax37
      @RandomLombax37 3 года назад +21

      @Liam Berg (STUDENT) google what you don't understand or crack open a dictionary

    • @bigmacattk
      @bigmacattk 3 года назад +39

      Soo true, the older I get, the more I really understand this man

    • @stephaniepierre11
      @stephaniepierre11 3 года назад +2

      yes.

    • @stephaniepierre11
      @stephaniepierre11 3 года назад +13

      @@RandomLombax37 such a George thing to say 💀

    • @sarthakrawat7748
      @sarthakrawat7748 3 года назад +28

      If u scratch me u will find i didn't shower in a month

  • @odiemonster12
    @odiemonster12 11 лет назад +1300

    he just described facebook way ahead of its time

    • @Kevin15047
      @Kevin15047 10 лет назад +39

      I'd love to here what he'd have to say about D bags that post pictures of their fucking lunch on twitter. XD

    • @billolsen4360
      @billolsen4360 5 лет назад +6

      As if my friends really need/want to see my dirtbike, new chainsaw, rental car I got @DFW, or the blue jay I hit with my beat up Honda when I was 19.

    • @neuro7097
      @neuro7097 5 лет назад +2

      @@billolsen4360 I know I dont but Im not your friend

    • @TheBaseballGuy9
      @TheBaseballGuy9 4 года назад +3

      And Instagram, and Twitter, and Snapchat, and Pinterest, and...and...and...

    • @anthonylesley982
      @anthonylesley982 3 года назад

      Yup

  • @era1442
    @era1442 9 лет назад +3685

    Carlin should've seen selfie-sticks.

    • @kamenridernephilim
      @kamenridernephilim 6 лет назад +58

      It's not even a new thing. It was done in 90s with Kodak disposable cameras.

    • @meshuggahdave5607
      @meshuggahdave5607 6 лет назад +30

      kamenridernephilim stfu

    • @SoulKiller7Eternal
      @SoulKiller7Eternal 6 лет назад +42

      meshuggah dave stfu you dipshit.

    • @meshuggahdave5607
      @meshuggahdave5607 6 лет назад +17

      SoulKiller7Eternal stfu impotent loser.

    • @gregoryfilin8040
      @gregoryfilin8040 6 лет назад +43

      Carlin would go on a spiel about beating people to death with bats for using them

  • @niranjannaik8787
    @niranjannaik8787 3 года назад +117

    We need George so very badly today. 25/30 years ago and he is as relevant as ever.

    • @T0astedR0asted
      @T0astedR0asted Год назад +1

      He’s not relevant, shit just hasn’t changed

    • @schouten841
      @schouten841 Год назад +4

      no...he is more relevant than ever.

    • @niranjannaik8787
      @niranjannaik8787 Год назад +3

      @@schouten841 I concur. GC is absolutely never been as relevant as today

  • @EVZYL
    @EVZYL 6 лет назад +104

    Come back, George, we need you desperately!

    • @Cazz8203
      @Cazz8203 5 лет назад +3

      Drop some of your needs

    • @stephenfischer4532
      @stephenfischer4532 5 лет назад +4

      George was and will be by far the best comedian ever...his comedy is almost like prophecy...

    • @kevinkarg4464
      @kevinkarg4464 4 года назад +2

      George Carlin for President in 2020!

  • @hamonteiro
    @hamonteiro 8 лет назад +609

    The world needed this dude.
    We're fucked without him cursing at everything

    • @WindyREDPanda
      @WindyREDPanda 7 лет назад +20

      Ramon Gomide we don't need him. what he did is teach us. and Us to continue his ways, in our own way. honest and Crude.

    • @ryanralph7494
      @ryanralph7494 3 года назад +9

      We at least have Bill Burr

    • @jean-claudeboutier1904
      @jean-claudeboutier1904 3 года назад +1

      @@ryanralph7494 and jim Jeffries...

    • @vladimird5280
      @vladimird5280 2 года назад +6

      @@ryanralph7494 Although I like Bill he isn’t even close to George.. not even remotely close. Nobody has nor observation and critical thinking as diveloped as George nor enough balls to say that.

    • @ddsjgvk
      @ddsjgvk 2 года назад

      I'm thinking of taking on the role.
      Bill burr is doing gods work too

  • @spootot
    @spootot 7 лет назад +1133

    my god how have I not seen this before
    his energy is astounding

    • @Miles-mf9kg
      @Miles-mf9kg 6 лет назад +7

      its cus hes a coke head lol

    • @TheTamtam76
      @TheTamtam76 6 лет назад +25

      i know many drug free people with this kind of energy..

    • @redengineer4380
      @redengineer4380 6 лет назад +1

      He mocks religion a shit ton. He was an atheist. It's probably the drugs.

    • @zaphodbeeblebrox8382
      @zaphodbeeblebrox8382 6 лет назад +53

      @@redengineer4380 wtf kind of logic is that

    • @redengineer4380
      @redengineer4380 6 лет назад

      The sort of logic that just isn't logic? It wasn't meant to be logical.

  • @vaibhavgupta20
    @vaibhavgupta20 9 лет назад +1370

    camcorder!! oh what would he said about iPhone and selfies.

    • @adamhester8751
      @adamhester8751 9 лет назад +8

      Vaibhav Gupta it would of probably been as funny as f\":k

    • @vaibhavgupta20
      @vaibhavgupta20 9 лет назад +20

      Adam Hester I "thank God" that he didn't live to see it.

    • @adamhester8751
      @adamhester8751 9 лет назад +24

      true, but my god he would of ripped the piss out of them

    • @MrKasperbang9210
      @MrKasperbang9210 9 лет назад +10

      I heard that..

    • @RrockCj
      @RrockCj 9 лет назад +4

      +Vaibhav Gupta Theres nothing bad with iPhones (at least 4 series). But selfies - yeah, Im tired of that shit too

  • @MScorpioM
    @MScorpioM 4 года назад +110

    Imagine the fun he would have with Smartphones. George Carlin - gone too soon.

  • @connectingthedots3157
    @connectingthedots3157 4 года назад +93

    I miss George Carlin, I loved his common sense, very direct, hysterically truthful comedy!

  • @aab695
    @aab695 8 лет назад +1862

    The Micky mouse rant applies to the kardashians now

    • @thehoosierfortheUK
      @thehoosierfortheUK 8 лет назад +157

      It's no wonder this world doesn't take our country seriously anymore; we waste valuable television time informing it's citizens of the age of an imaginary rodent and the everyday goings on of a trio of Armenian hookers!!!

    • @SomeoneElse-
      @SomeoneElse- 8 лет назад +69

      I wish they were imaginary.

    • @Furykidxxx
      @Furykidxxx 6 лет назад +27

      They would probably love being fucked in the asshole with a big rubber dick. Otherwise why bother making their ass looking so disproportionate and grotesque.

    • @aryoseno11
      @aryoseno11 5 лет назад +6

      Anime..

    • @Amaterasu_Rivers
      @Amaterasu_Rivers 5 лет назад +7

      Does that mean Kanye or Trump is Goofy?

  • @Austink1973
    @Austink1973 11 лет назад +593

    RIP George. You was and still the greatest comedian.

    • @billforest5699
      @billforest5699 11 лет назад +6

      and bill hicks ^.^

    • @muscleandmath2910
      @muscleandmath2910 5 лет назад +14

      *you were and still are

    • @premabaul7570
      @premabaul7570 5 лет назад +3

      Rip....how stupid is that... See...he left material for the rest of us😂

    • @nobodyimportant69
      @nobodyimportant69 4 года назад +1

      Definitely a one of a kind and will always be remembered. Guy pretty much nailed everything wrong with society and made ludicrous fun of everything and everyone. One of the greatest comedians to have ever graced a stage with his presence.
      RIP George, you will never be forgotten

    • @zirak93-2
      @zirak93-2 4 года назад +1

      i agree!

  • @PrincessPeach237
    @PrincessPeach237 10 лет назад +244

    It doesn't matter how many times I watch George Carlin stand-ups. They always make me laugh! I miss you, George!!! T.T

    • @AhmedNSane
      @AhmedNSane 5 лет назад +5

      Same! I used to have all his standups on my phone, watched them every day before going to bed, laughing every time. XD ♥

    • @niranjannaik8787
      @niranjannaik8787 Год назад +1

      I absolutely, unreservedly concur. GC is forever there when you are having a crappy day.

  • @joeyf504327
    @joeyf504327 5 лет назад +79

    Oh man, he'd flip shit over everyone's obsessive narcissism with selfies and using their phones to capture everything...

    • @ronskancke8166
      @ronskancke8166 3 года назад +4

      Like all these social media divas standing there holding that stupid phone out there like it's a fing mirror or something. The vanity of these self important women makes me wish massive hanging hemeroids for them all.

  • @jsphat81
    @jsphat81 4 года назад +82

    Carlin would've lost his mind with all the social media platforms.

    • @jasonvandervalk3679
      @jasonvandervalk3679 2 года назад +1

      I had something I said on Facebook not the first time though. But this was really stupid. I said I wear the same clothes every I'm not out to impress people

    • @NJItalianGal747
      @NJItalianGal747 8 месяцев назад

      Yesssssss texting too smart phones

  • @lucasmichaels8558
    @lucasmichaels8558 8 лет назад +360

    Carlin And Zappa. Two men who didn't suck up to the world...and now they are gone. Sad.

    • @generationless6942
      @generationless6942 5 лет назад +25

      I'm not religious but A-fuckin'-men brother!
      Was lucky enough to see them both in concert.

    • @branon6565
      @branon6565 5 лет назад +6

      Lucas Michaels...but to be fair, Zappa sucked, his music was shit, at least Carlin was great at his craft....

    • @brandonbooze3599
      @brandonbooze3599 5 лет назад +2

      Branon Fontaine Steve vai>zappa

    • @Actiomedey
      @Actiomedey 4 года назад +12

      LiberalsAreWorthless People who don’t like Zappa are invariably not musicians, like his music or not he’s one of the most progressive composers of the 20th century. Also Watermelon in Easter Hay, nuff said.

    • @mitchsweat3466
      @mitchsweat3466 4 года назад +5

      @@branon6565 lmao you're a fucking moron that clearly knows nothing about music

  • @AJAM69
    @AJAM69 11 лет назад +100

    I am having one of the worst days of my life, yet george carlin still makes me laugh hysterically. Love this man, RIP

  • @TheScorpioTechno
    @TheScorpioTechno 10 лет назад +173

    i love this guy!
    hes a legend!

  • @reikibee
    @reikibee 3 года назад +96

    If only we could bring George back, so honest .... love him, sadly there are not enough ppl on this planet like him.

    • @frozzytango9927
      @frozzytango9927 2 года назад +7

      The fact we love him means we have a little George Carlin in us all.

    • @snelgrave101
      @snelgrave101 Год назад +1

      I bring him back regularly just to keep myself a bit sane 😉

    • @shirleybennett
      @shirleybennett Год назад

      Can you imagine. Todays world would provide him with soooooo much material.

  • @kayannhenry
    @kayannhenry 4 года назад +21

    George Carlin was way ahead of his time

  • @jdprettynails
    @jdprettynails 8 лет назад +251

    Oh George....the recording everything shit is so much worse now

    • @baldman7738
      @baldman7738 7 лет назад +3

      jdprettynails I like that people in the future will know more about us than any other past generation.

    • @mattysh9872
      @mattysh9872 6 лет назад +2

      jdprettynails yea i agree with social media and all , people are insane

    • @brightbite
      @brightbite 6 лет назад +3

      Would have loved to have heard him rip into Fake Book.

  • @urwrstntmre
    @urwrstntmre 6 лет назад +184

    God, if he could see us today...

    • @JoshMcSwain
      @JoshMcSwain 5 лет назад +13

      He's probably down there screaming up at us

    • @BC-2
      @BC-2 4 года назад +7

      @@BlackhawkU9 ...he'd rip Taylor swift to complete unidentifiable shreds

    • @jacenskywalker507
      @jacenskywalker507 3 года назад +5

      He'd say, *"Holy fucking shit, this world's fucking fucked. It is, it is, I tell ya. I wonder how long it's gonna be until God says, 'Fuck this.' and throws a fucking rock at us. I mean he did it to the dinosaurs, so why the fuck not to us, right? Am I right? Whatever they did to piss him off, I tell ya we must be getting pretty fucking close to repeating. Good night everybody. Remember, eat ass, smoke grass."*

  • @GOATAli
    @GOATAli 6 лет назад +38

    This guy is just off the charts brilliant...

  • @erikwoodruff5643
    @erikwoodruff5643 4 года назад +65

    If he hates camcorders he should see everyone doing Tiktoks in public

  • @Fel1xF7W
    @Fel1xF7W 4 года назад +340

    " too many choices, america. *not healthy* "
    me: *looks at steam library*

    • @christophbeck1305
      @christophbeck1305 3 года назад +7

      Me: looks at steam libary
      George woud be proud

    • @lokitob
      @lokitob 3 года назад +12

      "I heard that." lol

    • @Radnick0024
      @Radnick0024 2 года назад +3

      After watching Carlin's "Stuff" bit, keeping digital games instead of physical copies could be considered minimalism

    • @Fel1xF7W
      @Fel1xF7W 2 года назад +1

      @@Radnick0024 that works, I'm more talking about steam sales and how people buy games they never play

    • @Radnick0024
      @Radnick0024 2 года назад

      @@Fel1xF7W I'm aware of the running unplayed Steam games joke haha. At least Steam _has_ sales, wheras GameStop or whatnot don't budge an inch with their prices, and "previously owned" seldom reduce past 10%

  • @patricupi7193
    @patricupi7193 7 лет назад +39

    I sadly realized how much George would be needed today...totally relevant today as it was yesterday
    I love it!!

    • @joeruiz4010
      @joeruiz4010 2 года назад

      Even more so now. Seeing how the woke mob attacks Dave Chappelle, Carlin would lay them to waste.

  • @schwarzerritter5724
    @schwarzerritter5724 10 лет назад +324

    It is not just Mickey Mouse. Why do news talk about celebrities at all? How is Megan Fox having a crappy haircut news?
    You don't see TMZ talk about the economy crisis.

    • @alexgetsactive1203
      @alexgetsactive1203 9 лет назад +10

      or How the National Debt exceeded $18 Trillion

    • @EndlessSummer888
      @EndlessSummer888 9 лет назад +2

      Anime Alex Or more recently, how Joaquin Guzman escaped from prison!

    • @threexladi
      @threexladi 9 лет назад +2

      +Schwarzer Ritter Or Lamar Odom has gone into a COMA after binge-ing @ the Bunny Ranch! And when he woke up after three days, there was Khloe sitting there!

    • @dsfddsgh
      @dsfddsgh 9 лет назад +2

      +Ruby Parchment If you had to be around those Kardashian hags wouldn't you want to OD too?

    • @Smac_Ker
      @Smac_Ker 9 лет назад +8

      easy distractions from real issues

  • @stephaniebaker5075
    @stephaniebaker5075 8 лет назад +151

    "I hear that" has been replaced with "right?" . Anytime you say anything anymore, somebody has to say.."right?". God...I miss this man. He would have a Fucking field day with shit now.

    • @tradition4life1983
      @tradition4life1983 8 лет назад

      +Stephanie Baker I just cringe with annoyance when someone says, "I know right?" I agree that George would have a field day with this crap that people do today, especially with these attention hounds that have to take 10 + selfies a day and post them on a social network.

    • @WytZox1
      @WytZox1 8 лет назад +1

      +Stephanie Baker ~> And George's misuse of "Nimrod" is inspired by a classic Bugs Bunny/Yosemite Sam cartoon. Generations of kids seeing thar cartoon have misunderstood what Nimrod means. But his use adds to his humor. ☺

    • @jamesscherbenske5985
      @jamesscherbenske5985 8 лет назад

      Youre RIGHT...lol just playing

    • @jamesscherbenske5985
      @jamesscherbenske5985 8 лет назад

      Right
      ..!!!!!!!!!

    • @WytZox1
      @WytZox1 8 лет назад

      James Scherbenske ~> "RIGHT!!!" was from Bill Cosby's classic Noah And The Lord comedy monologue. ☺

  • @raybin6873
    @raybin6873 4 года назад +37

    He knocked me out on my first time seeing him in 1970's ...my god he got even better in the 90's and beyond!! What a legend...😆

  • @vigilanterocco381
    @vigilanterocco381 4 года назад +8

    There won't ever be another genus comedian like this! NEVER! I'm glad I can see him in retrospect.....

  • @Sluj666
    @Sluj666 7 лет назад +382

    George Carlin would aggressively shun the RUclips comment section.

    • @comedymister15
      @comedymister15 6 лет назад +44

      That or just pin himself saying fuck you all as the top comment

    • @X7Maverick
      @X7Maverick 4 года назад +11

      Nawh, he'd aggressively shun the RUclips censorship

    • @stevengreen9536
      @stevengreen9536 4 года назад +9

      My God the flame wars that man would ignite would have destroyed the souls of internet trolls.RUclips would have to repeatedly turn the comments option off on him just to cool things down.😛

    • @MinhVu-yz5rr
      @MinhVu-yz5rr 4 года назад

      Especially the nutjobs who keep making the 0% ... and 100% talents in MVs

    • @marietanner7538
      @marietanner7538 4 года назад +5

      Or he'd make a complaint/fuk u joke out of it...lol

  • @tradition4life1983
    @tradition4life1983 8 лет назад +36

    Love and miss you George, your philosophy on so many subjects has helped me in more ways than I could ever explain or repay. George is one of those philosophical comedians that comes along only once every couple of generations. If you don't have your mind and eyes open due to close-mindedness, you will not recognize it when he/she comes around.

    • @Sagittarius-81
      @Sagittarius-81 Год назад

      Judges, are appointed, every generation.

    • @jimmehlich6093
      @jimmehlich6093 8 месяцев назад

      I could agree with you more. He just put it out their the truth about life.

  • @MrSafi-zo7mb
    @MrSafi-zo7mb 9 лет назад +168

    I would have loved to see his reaction to Kim Kardashian and Kardashians LOL

    • @dsfddsgh
      @dsfddsgh 9 лет назад +26

      Dawood Safi i doubt he would even think they were important enough to ever mention.

    • @threexladi
      @threexladi 9 лет назад +1

      +Dawood Safi Don't forget LAMAR's recent three-day COMA after binge-ing @ the Bunny Ranch.

    • @yzwme586
      @yzwme586 5 лет назад +5

      its the fans that give them the platform that are the cancer

    • @1krani
      @1krani 4 года назад +1

      Like gas fumes to a flamethrower.

  • @TheProxy9
    @TheProxy9 5 лет назад +14

    A man of wisdom and warnings wasnt a comedian in my eyes he was a public speaker and a realist one of the greatest public speakers of all time

  • @shubhamnema8281
    @shubhamnema8281 4 года назад +2

    You've compiled the best. George your philosophies are being true. You are the best ever walked and talked

  • @joelhc9703
    @joelhc9703 8 лет назад +182

    I need a brown ribbon, damn!

    • @joavalgoli
      @joavalgoli 8 лет назад +5

      Joel HC Can you send one for me buddy?

    • @claymack1109
      @claymack1109 4 года назад +2

      Get me one to please

    • @kyokogodai-ir6hy
      @kyokogodai-ir6hy 4 года назад +1

      Well why don't you make one? smh

    • @joelhc9703
      @joelhc9703 4 года назад +1

      @@kyokogodai-ir6hy fun fact: I actually made one by that time LOL

  • @southernstarresources2231
    @southernstarresources2231 9 лет назад +56

    Absolute genius! insight, intelligence, cleverness, content, and delivery and execution are absolutely stellar. He doesn't even have to be that funny actually. Him exposing bullshit about people makes it funny enough. That was always his key.

  • @Jr-hv2yn
    @Jr-hv2yn 3 года назад +4

    He would have killed it with so much material 2021

  • @CarmaSplash
    @CarmaSplash 2 года назад +23

    Man I love how he put his anger and frustration into comedy. He was truly one of the best comedians ❤️

  • @jameshickey1294
    @jameshickey1294 4 года назад +9

    Wat a legend 2019/2020. Still a man who says it on point. We miss George c

  • @salinacaplinger1084
    @salinacaplinger1084 8 лет назад +15

    miss this guy!! glad I got to see him live before he passed

    • @DCMan06
      @DCMan06 2 года назад +1

      I missed seeing him by 2 months

  • @aolarl6041
    @aolarl6041 5 лет назад +19

    I only discovered George recently and I can't get enough of him.How I wish He was around.

    • @debbieathy5204
      @debbieathy5204 5 лет назад +2

      Aolar L no shit I feel the same way

    • @Filthy_Larry
      @Filthy_Larry 2 года назад +3

      Welcome to the party pal.

    • @Alan-71351
      @Alan-71351 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@Filthy_LarryYeah, lucky you. Wait a minute, theirs no such things luck! What, you gonna tell me theirs some freakin Luck Fairy flying around?

  • @zirak93
    @zirak93 8 лет назад +171

    Wow, this guy is awesome. xD Each of his video gives me stomach pain. I would pay all my money too see one of his show. Dammit that I weren't born earlier.

    • @alexkrocko7459
      @alexkrocko7459 7 лет назад +2

      me too man I would give anything to have seen him live

    • @moonscar119
      @moonscar119 7 лет назад +2

      I saw him on his last year..... "it's bad for yah" was the tour.... he was in very rough shape.... still hilarious though

    • @BJJ205
      @BJJ205 5 лет назад

      I saw him in 05 when he was straight out of rehab for wine and Vicodin lol I’ll never forget it!

    • @BJJ205
      @BJJ205 5 лет назад

      Taotaomona yes sir, that was the first thing he said when he came out on stage. He was always open about his Coke addiction in the 70s but he did become addicted to vikes and Red wine to be exact back in 04. Here is an article detailing this..
      www.nytimes.com/2005/11/04/arts/television/refusing-to-coast-on-7-infamous-words.html

  • @JamesBondStarWarsFan1983-by6qp
    @JamesBondStarWarsFan1983-by6qp 3 месяца назад +2

    To this day, Back in Town from 1996 will always be my absolute favorite George Carlin special and George Carlin was the greatest American comedian on planet Earth. George Carlin's speech on Free-Floating Hostility is pure gold, his rant on camcorders and George Lucas movie magic was hysterical, and George Carlin as a great American comedian never gets old.

  • @64bluegrass
    @64bluegrass 9 месяцев назад +1

    Free Floating Hostility indeed. Beautifully written and executed. Saw him twice live. Just the best. ❤

  • @phillockit265
    @phillockit265 7 лет назад +16

    I miss George we need him back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @davidscheidler3293
    @davidscheidler3293 6 лет назад +11

    He is and always will be the best comedian of all time!

  • @averyhunt1890
    @averyhunt1890 8 лет назад +72

    The Original Savage was George Carlin XD

  • @JonathanG94
    @JonathanG94 4 года назад +18

    If only George had lived long enough to see the age of social media.

  • @jerrymoney1479
    @jerrymoney1479 Год назад +1

    When I have a bad day … watching him makes me smile again but not before laughing though. He is such a gift to us. RIP brother ✨❤️

  • @RobertoDiego737
    @RobertoDiego737 11 лет назад +7

    George is my hero. I wish I could have met him. RIP

  • @butcherbill565
    @butcherbill565 8 лет назад +311

    this dude is a fucking legend!!!!

  • @babarfirasat
    @babarfirasat 8 лет назад +82

    oh my gosh. This was savage

    • @mr_mack_indenver7807
      @mr_mack_indenver7807 5 лет назад +2

      This was.... ACCURATE.

    • @branon6565
      @branon6565 5 лет назад +2

      Babar Firasat .....oh my gosh? What're you, some kind of pussy or some shit? It's Oh My Fucking God

    • @deemore
      @deemore 5 лет назад +1

      The terms lit, savage, flex and others are words that he would hate!

    • @GodsCrazySon
      @GodsCrazySon 4 года назад

      Babar Firasat hate guys using that term!! Go buy some balls u fuck!!

  • @ynothump2566
    @ynothump2566 4 года назад +2

    With a shadow of a doubt THE BEST COMEDIAN AND PHILOSOPHER EVER TO GRACE THIS PLANET!!

  • @boblozaintherealworld3577
    @boblozaintherealworld3577 5 лет назад +40

    I grew up listening to this inspirational nut-job and fortunately he influenced the way I still see the world. Not literally ('cause it's comedy ya know) but his progression over the years has historically been a pre-reflection of what we often think but do not act upon. Which is GOOD.
    George made us laugh. Always. And as so many comedians have afterwards, he made us think.

    • @Alan-71351
      @Alan-71351 11 месяцев назад

      Nutt job? Hardly.

  • @waqar12348
    @waqar12348 9 лет назад +71

    proud to be a george fan

    • @Stackedwithcash
      @Stackedwithcash 9 лет назад +14

      waqar syed But, if you were a real fan, you would know that you shouldn't say "proud". You should say "happy" to be a george fan.

    • @howardOKC
      @howardOKC 5 лет назад

      George Carlin: What low-selfesteem people you are to be proud of somebody you hear?

  • @supervegansuave5752
    @supervegansuave5752 9 лет назад +55

    This guy is Fucken Amazing

    • @TheJer1963
      @TheJer1963 8 лет назад

      +Super Vegan Suave Listen to Richard Pryor to. You will laugh your ass off.

  • @ChrisCobraEliteTM
    @ChrisCobraEliteTM 12 лет назад +5

    the things he says are hilarious and i use this for people everyday makes my day go by smoothly thanks george for being their in my head when i needed you

  • @Naruto4life3D2Y
    @Naruto4life3D2Y 4 года назад +4

    Doesn’t anyone just take a fuckin walk anymore.
    The delivery was just so golden. Man I miss this guy.

  • @JayDogTitan-he6wo
    @JayDogTitan-he6wo 4 года назад +5

    George is saying everything I'm thinking its just he can perfectly say it like no other.

  • @richardkrentz7553
    @richardkrentz7553 8 лет назад +48

    Rest in peace George, I'm still laughing. This man is one of the best comedians I've ever listened to. He is missed.

  • @iran4040
    @iran4040 6 лет назад +63

    a true American.
    Americans should be proud.

    • @Red-fs1jw
      @Red-fs1jw Год назад

      Have you ever watched carlin? Because he's got a but about how stupid people are to be proud over something they have no control over

  • @mjs3764
    @mjs3764 4 года назад +15

    I never had an uncle I knew in life, but if I could pick an "Uncle Dave" it would be George Carlin.

  • @greengiant3815
    @greengiant3815 2 года назад +2

    Thank You George . .. for the being you were... And still are .....

  • @patrickmagnant5250
    @patrickmagnant5250 4 года назад +40

    Absolute legend ! He will never be forgotten ! The best comedian period !

    • @snelgrave101
      @snelgrave101 Год назад

      I agree with everything you said 👍

  • @JIMJAMSC
    @JIMJAMSC 8 лет назад +15

    "At the end of the day.." is my current saying that makes me want to inflict physical damage with a heavy,sharp object.

  • @Stewy11221
    @Stewy11221 11 лет назад +5

    he was a legend!...so sophisticated,but in tune with society...correct on a lot of issues of the future!

  • @summushieremiasclarkson4700
    @summushieremiasclarkson4700 8 лет назад +502

    Also, people who end every sentence with "LOL".

    • @yekiraclaar2308
      @yekiraclaar2308 7 лет назад +43

      UltimateXtreme Yeah lol. You're so right lol. I have no concept of irony lol. (lols until my head fucking explodes)

    • @meesterSmeeth4182
      @meesterSmeeth4182 6 лет назад +32

      I hear that lol

    • @-Markus-
      @-Markus- 6 лет назад +8

      "LOL"

    • @zenjon7892
      @zenjon7892 6 лет назад +1

      UltimateXtreme YES!!

    • @flowerkidlove
      @flowerkidlove 6 лет назад +3

      rite tho lol

  • @23BrendaSavage69
    @23BrendaSavage69 8 месяцев назад +2

    Miss U George ❤

  • @patrickryan1515
    @patrickryan1515 5 лет назад

    I watch the news (msm and alternative) and try to stay informed. I watch George Carlin (from 30+ years ago) and am as informed as I really need to be. Thank you RUclips for keeping him alive; he's helping greatly to keep me sane. 10/2019

  • @EyedCrown
    @EyedCrown 6 лет назад +13

    DROP SOME OF YOUR NEEDS.
    Seriously, tons of millennials and Gen Zs need this advice.

  • @cshumate620
    @cshumate620 9 лет назад +11

    This guy was the absolute best! :)

  • @Suthanthiran94
    @Suthanthiran94 10 лет назад +16

    I wish this man was my grandfather the hilarious stories haha

  • @alanbravender347
    @alanbravender347 2 года назад

    Different era - lucky to have been around to enjoy his comedy/ social commentary - what a mind !

  • @fahada.979
    @fahada.979 4 года назад +4

    He reminds me so much of my grandfather, god he was my role model

  • @justinpettit3432
    @justinpettit3432 7 лет назад +4

    Carlin talking about the camcorder is the same way I felt about picture taking. Especially at family events as a kid. It's like why can't we just enjoy it? Why we gotta stop what we're doing for everyone to take pictures.

  • @voxpopuli905
    @voxpopuli905 10 лет назад +35

    we love you george and we miss you

    • @voxpopuli905
      @voxpopuli905 10 лет назад +7

      " Did you ever notice that most of the ppl against abortion..are ppl you wdnt wanna fuck in the first place" hahahahah love you George hahahha

    • @vaitalv9361
      @vaitalv9361 8 лет назад

      +Vox Populi lol, and that was the opening line of his special that day

    • @voxpopuli905
      @voxpopuli905 8 лет назад

      Vaital V I watched that show live on HBO.

  • @aviavi8014
    @aviavi8014 8 лет назад +1655

    Lets sacrifice Adam Sandler to the gods and ask them for George Carlin.

    • @theguy9208
      @theguy9208 8 лет назад +66

      even if the gods arent listening, nobody who matters loses!

    • @spootot
      @spootot 7 лет назад +183

      We need to contact Joe Pesci

    • @fakinggenius5291
      @fakinggenius5291 6 лет назад +61

      Don't do that. They gonna curse us all for giving them such a pathetic sacrifice in exchange for Georges soul.

    • @tivednagol9127
      @tivednagol9127 6 лет назад +20

      Carlin didn’t believe in God though.

    • @tivednagol9127
      @tivednagol9127 6 лет назад +2

      kurgan highlander, well done sir.

  • @jamesp8459
    @jamesp8459 2 года назад +1

    George Carlin is one person we should bring back from the dead. Someone society needs so desperately right now.

  • @xx_z.bruh_xx6916
    @xx_z.bruh_xx6916 Год назад +1

    Im 30 first listened to Carlin when I was around 14 he remains timeless

  • @harrychernak3980
    @harrychernak3980 9 лет назад +95

    Did anyone hear the audience member scream "FUCK YEAH!" at 4:30?

  • @suzieque4438
    @suzieque4438 Год назад +3

    Oh George. You have made me laugh longer than I can remember. A national treasure.

  • @MrAnthonyVance
    @MrAnthonyVance 12 лет назад +4

    Carlin ... the King of comedy ... laughs and laughs ... loved it. Thank you.

  • @davevanvlerah5167
    @davevanvlerah5167 4 года назад +1

    I saw George at the very beginning of his last tour. He was still reading from his script. What an honor. Genius.

  • @justin9202
    @justin9202 4 года назад +2

    I wish my drill sergeant was George Carlin. He reminds me of George so much

  • @marysuesagor5187
    @marysuesagor5187 3 года назад +6

    I adore this man! I have one of his albums that I bought when I was in school! Does anybody know when this show was recorded? He looks like he's getting older...but, man, his brain and his delivery are as sharp as they were at the beginning of his career!

    • @froglobster
      @froglobster 3 года назад

      I had Occupation Fool when I was a kid

  • @slickmic6113
    @slickmic6113 6 лет назад +4

    that's the great thing about having George Carlin available on RUclips this one I never saw and thought I saw everything even saw him a few times don't remember this bit genius😂😂😂😂

  • @balrog18
    @balrog18 3 года назад +3

    I really wished this man was immortal, and still alive... I want to hear him talk about this decade

  • @geekdiggy
    @geekdiggy 4 года назад +15

    "everywhere you go now there's some dick..." this part kills me every time

  • @ivomonroemiller
    @ivomonroemiller 6 лет назад +3

    Brilliant as always

  • @MikeBaxterABC
    @MikeBaxterABC 7 лет назад +9

    2:24 ... As a 17 year old I walked (6 miles) to the bus station in hot summer sun .. I was headed to a relitives house in hope of getting a job, in the big city .. I had on cheap Converse shoes, carried a canvas duffel bag (this was in the 1960's), jeans, an army surplus combat coat, and a cowboy hat (for protection from the sun) .. at the bus station I overheard a small boy ask his mom "Is that a real cowboy mom?" ...she said "yes I think so"! :) ... OK so a legit reason to wear a cowboy hat, in my opinion :)

    • @mermaidwe2743
      @mermaidwe2743 6 лет назад

      Mike Baxter an army surplus combat coat in the hot summer sun.. Heat stroke much

  • @paulstreet5982
    @paulstreet5982 7 лет назад +10

    I still can't stop laughing, after all these years. Mickey Mouse - priceless...we miss you G...

  • @mtndewman1022
    @mtndewman1022 9 лет назад +72

    "my neeeddss aarenntt beeiinnggg meettttt"
    DROP SOME OF YOUR NEEDS
    wow. i thought i've seen every video on george carlin, but this one i've never seen before. today all the mizzou and yale bullshit came out and i was so fed up with these self-righteous college pricks i just had to watch some of carlin. i never thought anyone could sum up the whole situation perfectly, but i guess i just should have never doubted the master of social critique. thank you george; we could really use you right now.

    • @BazedLi
      @BazedLi 8 лет назад +9

      I 100% do the same. Everytime i come across stupid shit like the Mizzou BLM protests or other SJW shit like #FreeKesha i have to watch some Carlin. Just to know that some people used to and some may still make sense.

    • @TheEpic22
      @TheEpic22 6 лет назад

      BazeLiquidz
      Always funny when you idiots don't realize Carlin agreed with a lot of the sentiments expressed by the "SJWs". He wouldn't like how they go about getting their word out but he would generally agree with them.

  • @ryan29550
    @ryan29550 4 года назад +7

    The "pick a fucking name" thing is so ungodly true today it's almost frightening

  • @williamball1452
    @williamball1452 4 года назад +2

    This man was a complete legend of entertainment.He will always be missed!!!