Funniest George Carlin Bit Ever

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  • @christophersmith6916
    @christophersmith6916 3 года назад +730

    Whenever I get sad, I will watch a playlist of these RUclips videos. Even now and then, I will get interrupted because someone has labeled the video as offensive. This makes me happy, because George Carlin has been dead for 13 years, and he is still pissing people off! A true legendary comic.

    • @tomcooley3778
      @tomcooley3778 3 года назад +13

      Agreed .

    • @chris818529
      @chris818529 3 года назад +11

      A legendary comic who spoke the truth about a lot of stuff

    • @DrawtheCurtains
      @DrawtheCurtains 3 года назад +13

      It's especially funny considering that Carlin didn't hold back when it came to the insults - he fucked with EVERYBODY!

    • @christophersmith6916
      @christophersmith6916 3 года назад +2

      @@DrawtheCurtains He didn't fuck with everybody. He cornholed them.

    • @kerlongsjorlejov1945
      @kerlongsjorlejov1945 2 года назад +6

      Given how things are, I felt that I could use this

  • @arejaye
    @arejaye 4 года назад +649

    If George was still around, he'd have limitless comedy material from politics alone. He was indeed THE best. RIP George, we sure as hell miss ya!

    • @UnclePhil1112
      @UnclePhil1112 2 года назад

      If he was still alive and saw the shit we’re in right now, he’d probably be happy that he’s dead.

    • @aaronpinkston6195
      @aaronpinkston6195 Год назад

      Politics. Cancel culture. Millennial. Gender. Unlimited...

    • @ryanolsen294
      @ryanolsen294 Год назад +4

      Facts

    • @mr.h1914
      @mr.h1914 Год назад +8

      Amen to that

    • @gregclark3268
      @gregclark3268 Год назад +9

      Very true but they'd also be too scared to let him on tv in case some wowsers complain

  • @michaeld3138
    @michaeld3138 7 лет назад +2931

    Here's one George,
    Go into a Walmart dressing room and shout out,
    Hey there's no toilet paper in here.

    • @lostcrusader11
      @lostcrusader11 6 лет назад +45

      Michael D Simpsons did it.

    • @halimahjedani7477
      @halimahjedani7477 6 лет назад +39

      If only he stuck around for the golden era for People of Walmart or Beach Creeps lol

    • @rickashworth5920
      @rickashworth5920 6 лет назад +96

      Or another one......walk into a flea market and ask them if they have ticks too.

    • @jaybird1150
      @jaybird1150 6 лет назад +23

      These you tube titles are getting way out of control. Whatever the title says, expect the exact opposite. Its getting so bad, im starting to think they're doing it on purpose

    • @paulvalentine1483
      @paulvalentine1483 6 лет назад +5

      Old. Come up with something original, idiot.

  • @TheCybrKnyf
    @TheCybrKnyf Год назад +88

    My favorite ability of George was his complete and utter mastery of English... Supplying so many categorically similar names in rapid fire... The world turned a little slower when he passed. RIP Mr Carlin - we miss you terribly.

    • @jrb2280
      @jrb2280 2 месяца назад +5

      He was extremely intelligent.

  • @michaelstearnesstearnes1498
    @michaelstearnesstearnes1498 2 года назад +27

    George Carlin, Sam Kineson, Bill Hicks. Much needed now.

  • @caseytodd7632
    @caseytodd7632 6 лет назад +2428

    This man's stand up career was so expansive, you can literally tell the era of the show he's doing by the clothes he's wearing.

    • @laurenceegan6136
      @laurenceegan6136 6 лет назад +41

      Casey Todd Yeah, you're right! I have all the HBO specials on DVD and that's how I know where to go to find the different bits.

    • @diekrahe.
      @diekrahe. 6 лет назад +92

      If you're familiar with George you can tell what era it is by his voice, it changes a surprising amount over the years.

    • @zebrafan1978
      @zebrafan1978 5 лет назад +42

      Sometimes just look at the hair and color, just saying. I’m pushing 60 lol

    • @davidgrieb8227
      @davidgrieb8227 5 лет назад +13

      @@diekrahe. His heart issues took a lot out of him!

    • @tomwhitehill4308
      @tomwhitehill4308 5 лет назад +7

      Tony Porter he said expansive not expensive

  • @kennyhagan5781
    @kennyhagan5781 5 лет назад +634

    Saw him live in 79, and even though he's gone, he's still one of the best philosophical types. His stuff should be taught in schools.

    • @davisjackson9154
      @davisjackson9154 4 года назад +6

      it is

    • @zsolttemesi6534
      @zsolttemesi6534 4 года назад +27

      Don't teach your children how to read. Teach them to question what they read!!!!

    • @andromedaiscoming185
      @andromedaiscoming185 4 года назад +10

      His "7 words you can't say on television" is taught in law schools I think.

    • @kenbowser5622
      @kenbowser5622 4 года назад +7

      I saw him in the late 80's. Didn't say a word for 10 minutes but I laughed harder than I ever had. He put the mic to his throat and made noises. I listen to George every day while working. Driving with George makes bad days better.

    • @chris818529
      @chris818529 3 года назад +5

      Certain people would go nuts if we taught his views in school.

  • @jwalkin5123
    @jwalkin5123 7 лет назад +791

    "Can I buy you a drink? No, but can I have the money instead?" Haha

    • @bradleycotton3237
      @bradleycotton3237 5 лет назад +2

      j walkin ...Asked Thomas’s driver.

    • @GlitchDude
      @GlitchDude 5 лет назад +5

      That's what my dad replies with when close relatives ask that question
      It's like an inside joke at this point

    • @markschoenfelder9286
      @markschoenfelder9286 4 года назад

      And then a bunch of people drank in the video 😂😂

    • @bantalee2002
      @bantalee2002 4 года назад +1

      I'm going to do that from now on.

    • @mogshade66
      @mogshade66 4 года назад +1

      @@barkleycoker9121
      I keep forgetting that in the US the drinking age is 21. Higher than any other country. Here in Aotearoa it's 18. UK it's 16 or 17 I think. 😄

  • @conradwerth6954
    @conradwerth6954 4 года назад +134

    "ARE YOU OPEN ON THURSDAYS!"
    Now I'm just imagining the dread that that worker is feeling, just "What's gonna happen Thursday?"

    • @jacksdad23
      @jacksdad23 9 месяцев назад

      Yes we are
      “THANK YOU”

    • @SciTrekMan
      @SciTrekMan 7 месяцев назад

      About 40 years ago, my friend and I were heading out to lunch. We were passing an optical shop and he turns to me and says “Hold on a minute” and he heads into the store. I’m mystified since he didn’t need or wear glasses. So I just follow him in. He walks up to the counter and anxiously asked the guy standing behind it: “Are you open on Thursday’s?’ The guy is like “ah, yea we are.’
      ‘Thank You!!” and turns and leaves the store. I barely got out of the store, I was laughing so hard!

  • @longrider42
    @longrider42 2 года назад +134

    I saw George Carlin live, he did the 7 words you cannot say on TV, it was great stuff. Yes, he is missed, and I still laugh at his routines.

    • @Magravated
      @Magravated Год назад

      I memorized those words in the 70s and I can still list them off at the drop of a dime. Weird that I would get in trouble for typing them out here but if I were a tranny, I could grind my junk in a kid's face with zero consequences. I might even win a courage award from some marxist shill. Sad state of affairs in the US in 2023. BTW my pronouns are Told/You/So

  • @louannwaters6691
    @louannwaters6691 Год назад +30

    George Carlin was pure comedic genius😂. None other like him. Miss you George!

  • @maryhohman7050
    @maryhohman7050 Год назад +16

    My husband and I loved George back when first got married. His comedy was so relevant and is still today.

  • @dansonsaldanha4132
    @dansonsaldanha4132 5 лет назад +676

    Something tells me he did everything he said in this clip.

    • @deek64dk
      @deek64dk 4 года назад +7

      Hahahaha! 4 real!😂😂

    • @seanm7539
      @seanm7539 3 года назад +8

      HaaaaI am crying right now ha ha Ha ha ha I’m done I’m so done

    • @andydynamite1196
      @andydynamite1196 3 года назад +12

      I hope he did...and I don't doubt that he did!!! He is the epitome of a guy with brains AND balls!

    • @eastsideterri22
      @eastsideterri22 3 года назад +6

      Well of course he did
      We use to do crazy chit back then
      Such as streak thru places.
      We could have huge bonfire parties and cops NEVER came unless someone died
      Like taking a piss all wasted on acid an walk off cliff. It was so great back then
      Those we're the days of the Mile High Club. I am a proud member since 1978. Just got married.

    • @mangeshpadegao
      @mangeshpadegao 3 года назад

      Hell yeah.

  • @TomSmith-kc8mz
    @TomSmith-kc8mz 3 года назад +75

    We need George now more than ever. He would have a few interesting things to say about what's going on.

  • @christianakalaitzi1645
    @christianakalaitzi1645 3 года назад +11

    His brain was MARVELOUS!!!

  • @SINNER5150
    @SINNER5150 5 лет назад +42

    I had the pleasure of seeing George some years ago! Some lady complained about one of his routines,and the crowd booed her til she left! It was hilarious!!

    • @thecowboy9698
      @thecowboy9698 Месяц назад +1

      What exactly did he say that she took issue with? Just curious as it sounds like an interesting story.

  • @fischerpilne
    @fischerpilne 6 лет назад +245

    Next time someone asks, "Do you know what time it is?" Look at your watch, nod, and say, "Yes."

    • @toddskivolocki6972
      @toddskivolocki6972 4 года назад

      Or ask if they mean EST or CST or MST or PST.

    • @christophermerritte3176
      @christophermerritte3176 4 года назад +1

      Or FTHO meaning fuck the hell off.🤣

    • @paulisaacson6044
      @paulisaacson6044 3 года назад

      Hey man I'm not into time, okay don't scream at me, back to Carlin
      These scores just in and the hippy dippy weather report

    • @eastsideterri22
      @eastsideterri22 3 года назад +1

      If someone ask you for a light'cup your hand together with a little opening an look in and say No but a got a dark

    • @DennisKovacich
      @DennisKovacich 3 года назад

      I knew someone back in the ‘80s whose “hobby” was asking someone who had just checked their watch what time it was. The vast majority of the time, they would reflexively check it again to tell him because they couldn’t remember what they had just seen.

  • @timothyproctor4633
    @timothyproctor4633 7 лет назад +292

    Having the Gift of Observation is something to be admired..but being able to share what you've observed is the real treasure.

    • @TheObserver37
      @TheObserver37 7 лет назад +7

      Timothy Proctor well said

    • @pappa7t3
      @pappa7t3 7 лет назад +3

      👏👏👏

    • @gregchavez1534
      @gregchavez1534 4 года назад +1

      That's what makes this a memorable bit. Not the best, as many others have noted, but memorable. Most comics that attempt to unload lightly edited material on an audience fail miserably. Carlin delights a paying crowd.

    • @officialprincetae
      @officialprincetae 3 года назад

      👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

  • @infotime9151
    @infotime9151 2 года назад +32

    Every so often I need a break from so many issues. George Carlin was an outstanding comedian and I always seek out his performances for some laughs. Thank you George.

  • @ThEnlightnd1
    @ThEnlightnd1 Год назад +14

    His entire comedy catalog is the best carlin bit ever

  • @joebrown1077
    @joebrown1077 3 года назад +113

    He was ahead of his time. A true comic genius

    • @morbidmanmusic
      @morbidmanmusic 2 года назад +7

      Truth is, he was in his time and paid close attention to reality, unlike those who always use the cliche, "ahead of his time". The most overused nonsense ever. We are all in outer time. That is how people can philosophize

    • @yankee2666
      @yankee2666 Год назад

      @@morbidmanmusic Applause-applause. Now get lost!

    • @johnrockyryan
      @johnrockyryan Год назад

      ​​@@morbidmanmusic He was a bit of both bro he analysed society and it HEAVY flaws but talked about them in very high detail so we the society that dissapointed him so much greatly could fix those flaws so the future ahead would be better for the Generations to come buuuuut never ask humans to do the work of the divine cause they will just dissapoint you

    • @mademily5270
      @mademily5270 Год назад +2

      Much of what Carlin said is timeless, as the people he speaks of exist everywhere in every generation. Human stupidity is universal.

    • @marcyking461
      @marcyking461 Год назад

      I am surprised George Carlin hasn't been censored on RUclips by now. I often wonder if he wasn't 'dealt with' to shut him up, if you know what I mean. Ditto for Robin Williams, who was spilling quite a few political truths toward the end of his life. Maybe I'm just skeptical? May both men RIP as their well earned legacies live on.

  • @Chiroman527
    @Chiroman527 3 года назад +13

    The Best Comic in my Generation. I'm 69 YO. I can watch this and many others.......and Crack Up like I saw it for the 1st Time. !!!

  • @SDnative111
    @SDnative111 4 года назад +36

    Carlin reminds me of my dad. When he thought someone was lacking in intelligence, he always said, “Stay away from that guy. He ain’t wrapped to tight.” Lol

    • @franosborne8198
      @franosborne8198 Год назад

      Lol! love it

    • @tonisumblin2719
      @tonisumblin2719 2 месяца назад

      That’s an old expression from decades ago. But it’s still funny.

  • @qwj68boots
    @qwj68boots 3 месяца назад +4

    Every now and then, it is essential to re-visit this Genius who is SO SORELY MISSED. Thanks for the reminder!

  • @mrtrillionfold
    @mrtrillionfold 4 года назад +25

    Could anyone imagine the shit George Carlin would say in 2020??? Our heads would explode with Laughter!!!

  • @trenthall1427
    @trenthall1427 7 лет назад +63

    So grateful to have seen him live. - One of the greatest ( if not the greatest) stand up comedians to ever live!! IMO
    His comedy was so on point and full of truth - he was not only hilarious - he made you think!!

  • @drewhunkins7192
    @drewhunkins7192 4 года назад +85

    Carlin's three best concerts of his latter career: "Jammin in New York", "You are all Diseased", and "Back in Town." These 3 concerts, all took place from roughly 1990 through 1997, might be his greatest works.

    • @samwecerinvictus
      @samwecerinvictus 3 года назад +8

      All culminating in Complaints and Grievances.

    • @drewhunkins7192
      @drewhunkins7192 3 года назад +4

      @@samwecerinvictus That's a great one too.

    • @Francesco-cj3oi
      @Francesco-cj3oi 3 года назад +3

      i think his last one was the best

    • @DrawtheCurtains
      @DrawtheCurtains 2 года назад +5

      Someone could say their favorite was anything from "Jamming..." up til the end of his career and I couldn't argue.

    • @eddieloius4592
      @eddieloius4592 Год назад +2

      Is this one "Playin' With Your head"?

  • @echoecho3108
    @echoecho3108 2 года назад +20

    Maybe not his funniest, but I'm crying. 😂
    I had the privilege of attending his 'The Seven Words' concert, way way back when, and got to meet him later at a party.
    Wonderful night. Fascinating man.
    RIP, darling George, and thanx for the magic, and memories.

  • @notyouraverageharleyquinnstan
    @notyouraverageharleyquinnstan 4 года назад +55

    He was one of the best comedians in the world! And his expressions are amazing

  • @jrnfw4060
    @jrnfw4060 Год назад +6

    Georgie, Porgie, pudding and pie,
    You're so darned funny, you make me cry.

  • @harry6219
    @harry6219 7 лет назад +5043

    I'm a HUGE Carlin fan, but this is NOT his funniest bit ever.

    • @VegasStarDancer
      @VegasStarDancer 7 лет назад +190

      Favorites are baseball vs. football; religion is bullshit; stuff; and America is one big lie and you are a fool for believing it.

    • @AruSharma04
      @AruSharma04 7 лет назад +71

      Definitely not.

    • @rahimselmani8006
      @rahimselmani8006 7 лет назад +20

      Harry Hangouts true

    • @RobbyRaccoon
      @RobbyRaccoon 7 лет назад +66

      Harry Hangouts Opinions are not objective facts.

    • @rb3400
      @rb3400 7 лет назад +32

      I'm with you I am bored even

  • @stonedperson97
    @stonedperson97 4 года назад +50

    I've always loved the back ground he has set up for his stand up, totally looks like hes just outside at night somewhere wondering through old alley ways and factory parking lots, telling jokes 😂

    • @bluerider7922
      @bluerider7922 2 года назад +1

      He didn't do that; the stage manager did it for all the other acts which were on the bill that night besides Carlin.

  • @a.walters123
    @a.walters123 2 года назад +8

    All I can hear when I listen is Mr. Conductor from my childhood. Such a warm, comforting voice. Even when swearing 🤣

  • @GeorgeVreelandHill
    @GeorgeVreelandHill 3 года назад +59

    He was a genius who saw the comedy in real life and made us laugh hard. Sometimes we need a little bit of George Carlin.

  • @tylerhutchinson1198
    @tylerhutchinson1198 2 года назад +34

    George was such a brilliant man!! You will be missed my friend.

  • @peteroneil3639
    @peteroneil3639 7 лет назад +63

    He was so funny ! We will never see another like him.

  • @mlw237
    @mlw237 6 лет назад +504

    Older George was like a fine aged wine. This is definitely not it. This is him getting there

    • @sidcostello7532
      @sidcostello7532 4 года назад +11

      yeah...this was when he was turning into vinegar instead of wine

    • @zsolttemesi6534
      @zsolttemesi6534 4 года назад +8

      I'm not a old man. I'm old fuck! That's the truth!!!

    • @ladeda7033
      @ladeda7033 4 года назад +23

      Saw him in the late 70's..... His finish was so intense it was an information overload! He was really an intellectual they forced to do comedy . This was no where close to his best

    • @sueblack3903
      @sueblack3903 4 года назад +7

      Something tells me he did everything he said in this clip.

    • @CSLee-yu6ht
      @CSLee-yu6ht 3 года назад +2

      I agree, this was his worst performance ever, I usually like everything he does but this was a little off. I saw him in the early 90’s in Vegas, it was awesome. 🎅🏻🏴‍☠️🏔

  • @DrMd-jr3xt
    @DrMd-jr3xt 6 лет назад +18

    His face is built perfectly for some of these moments! I can't stop laughing!

  • @conradkeith5819
    @conradkeith5819 Год назад +3

    We lost a great comedian. No one can replace George.god rest his soul.

  • @JamesMoore-un3cu
    @JamesMoore-un3cu 2 года назад +8

    I discovered George off a cassette tape one of my friends had. It was 1973 (I believe). It was "Occupation Foole", which I think still holds up as one of his best. The Voices of New York, being in a Catholic Choir trying to sing girls' names and of course, the 7 Words You Can't Say. He even got notice that he had won the Grammy for the best comedy album, while he was on stage. TOTALLY classic Carlin. The man was a gem and one of a kind. RIP George, your wisdom is still with us.

  • @adamc.3311
    @adamc.3311 7 лет назад +63

    A day with Carlin, even here, is a good day!

  • @harles5000
    @harles5000 7 лет назад +223

    One smart and hilarious human being, he had the World dialed in!

    • @auggiee5404
      @auggiee5404 5 лет назад +2

      A real white man along with Ronald Reagan

    • @Charlie_Crown
      @Charlie_Crown 4 года назад

      He was, I agree, but not on the basis of this particular stand up routine, far far from his best, not funny in the slightest here

    • @harles5000
      @harles5000 4 года назад

      Charlie Crown No I liked his more honest and intense philosophical work, dealing with the reality of the world!

  • @MrMowse420
    @MrMowse420 14 лет назад +52

    "Either you give me my money back......or im shitin in the well!"

  • @thoroakenshield7283
    @thoroakenshield7283 3 года назад +5

    "Give me my money back or I'm shittin' in the well." 😂🤣😂😂🤣

  • @bambibrosemer1597
    @bambibrosemer1597 3 года назад +41

    Screw it, all his routines are great! It will be a hell of a long time before we come across another comedian that may come close, but there will never be better!

    • @zacharymeece2456
      @zacharymeece2456 3 года назад +1

      He is the best of all time!

    • @SparrowHawk76
      @SparrowHawk76 3 года назад +1

      Norm Macdonald. Too bad he's gone now too 😔

  • @MarkRMnich
    @MarkRMnich 4 года назад +29

    This was the first Carlin TV special I ever saw...the fact I'm still dying laughing from this bit proves how timeless his humor was!

    • @Alan-71351
      @Alan-71351 Год назад

      Funny is funny. Watch Groucho and Pigmeat.

  • @glyndavies9492
    @glyndavies9492 7 лет назад +268

    Carlin saw the truth in the lies and made us laugh and think!

    • @DatDuckfan
      @DatDuckfan 5 лет назад +6

      Think about the lies. Or the truth ?

    • @patrickryan1515
      @patrickryan1515 4 года назад +3

      And so there was after all a bit of the Divine in him. Perhaps he recognized this toward the end of his life.

    • @ANTINATALIST_lewis
      @ANTINATALIST_lewis 3 года назад

      @@DatDuckfan 🤯

    • @davidremovewhite9206
      @davidremovewhite9206 2 года назад

      U77û

    • @johnrockyryan
      @johnrockyryan Год назад

      ​@@DatDuckfan both thats a stupid question also you should have put "truth"

  • @bigkdrman1
    @bigkdrman1 7 лет назад +125

    I like the idea of hitting foul balls back.

    • @ballsrgrossnugly
      @ballsrgrossnugly 5 лет назад

      I say bring a sack of chickens, sit in the foul ball area and when you get one, real quick shove it up a chicken's arse and throw it back to them to chase around, yell "here's ya fowl ball you fat fucks! get it!"

    • @BrianRetro
      @BrianRetro 5 лет назад +2

      I don't think you're even think you're even allowed to bring bats into the ballpark anymore. Most likely they'd be confiscated when you're going through the metal detectors.

    • @EMan-ml8er
      @EMan-ml8er 5 лет назад +3

      @@BrianRetro Get a wooden bat

    • @BrianRetro
      @BrianRetro 5 лет назад

      @@EMan-ml8er Where are you going to hide it? You do know your bags get searched upon entering the stadium, don't you? Hide it under your clothes? I think it would be pretty noticeable!

    • @BrianRetro
      @BrianRetro 5 лет назад +2

      The bat idea would come in real handy for all these bleacher bums at Wrigley Field who throw back home run balls hit by the other team!

  • @johnny-r
    @johnny-r Год назад +7

    He was one of a kind. Probably the smartest comic of all time. Even though he was really more of a logical philosopher than a comic.

  • @williamshaffer5127
    @williamshaffer5127 2 года назад +11

    He is truly missed by me in so many millions of others

  • @dantso3665
    @dantso3665 5 лет назад +83

    There is no funniest bit....Everything he's ever said on stage was funny and true. Rest In Peace, George. 😢

    • @karenherrera3961
      @karenherrera3961 Год назад +1

      Said so well ,I totally agree!

    • @VictorSamuelson-nk5nw
      @VictorSamuelson-nk5nw Год назад

      ?????????????? Come on be for real ask for change of a nickel what year was that from 1905 this was an absurd insult

    • @VictorSamuelson-nk5nw
      @VictorSamuelson-nk5nw Год назад

      No what was absurd was the replies from the people Our Country is filled With Retarded morons

  • @patricktackett6447
    @patricktackett6447 5 лет назад +27

    As ONE of Georges fans, I consider him ONE of comedies greatest. We need to keep him alive with posting GEORGE as much as possible

  • @lovenotwar598
    @lovenotwar598 5 лет назад +25

    The best George Carlin was seven words you can't say on tv

  • @AmericanSongGatherer
    @AmericanSongGatherer Год назад +2

    The bit about the bank line and the nickle cracked me up. 😃😅

  • @williamboney7371
    @williamboney7371 2 года назад +22

    An absolutely amazing talent,probably the best stand up ever.

  • @greymattermatters404
    @greymattermatters404 7 лет назад +217

    all his bits were funny...I miss him more than any celebrity ever

    • @zsolttemesi6534
      @zsolttemesi6534 4 года назад +4

      What about Rodney Dangerfield?

    • @andromedaiscoming185
      @andromedaiscoming185 4 года назад +1

      By the time I knew about him it was around 2012 and he had already been dead for 4 years ☹️

    • @4UStevePerry
      @4UStevePerry 4 года назад +1

      What about Robin?

    • @x_lonewolf_x
      @x_lonewolf_x 3 года назад +3

      Robin Williams is my most missed celebrity of all time
      R.I.P.

    • @drewshaheen
      @drewshaheen 2 года назад

      Yeah good for you

  • @ruedude2058
    @ruedude2058 2 года назад +4

    Walk up to someone and say "I have nothing to say"ahahahah 😂

  • @russ549
    @russ549 5 лет назад +17

    I just discovered this guy and he's the funniest comedian I've heard!
    Also he was right on..wish people would listen to what he said...

    • @henrlima87
      @henrlima87 5 лет назад +4

      Try bill burr should be right up your alley

    • @teresaclark5593
      @teresaclark5593 4 года назад +1

      Check out his routine called The Hippy Dippy Weatherman. Vintage Carlin

  • @Annagramma-u7x
    @Annagramma-u7x Год назад +2

    I literally only came across this man yesterday because of a post on Facebook. He’s amazing. The funniest person.
    In mitigation I am from UK still I don’t know why he was celebrated here .

  • @IrvinTime1989
    @IrvinTime1989 4 года назад +11

    I work as a clerk at a Walgreens, I live having customers like this. Makes my boring day not boring. 😅😅

  • @anrose8335
    @anrose8335 4 года назад +4

    I don't care which Carlin re-run I watch he keeps me in uncontrollable belly laughs. Really good for people who live alone without much company (someone to laugh with). He unwittingly fulfilled - and thanks to RUclips still does - the bible's claim of laughter ['a merry heart'] being the best medicine.

  • @kalmac6255
    @kalmac6255 7 лет назад +140

    I miss him so much.

    • @TheLivingFlame1
      @TheLivingFlame1 6 лет назад +1

      Me too!

    • @yeahmylo
      @yeahmylo 6 лет назад +1

      You knew this man?

    • @sheepleslayer586
      @sheepleslayer586 5 лет назад +5

      How can you miss what's not gone?
      Look around. He is in everyday life situations.

  • @adriaanboogaard8571
    @adriaanboogaard8571 2 года назад +7

    Definitely his best . Like a instruction manual for retired people on how to confuse and piss off those still working especially those late for work behind you at a tole booth.😁

  • @kleetus92
    @kleetus92 2 года назад +2

    George was fantastic.... I use some of his comments on people to this day...
    "Tell us in your own words..."
    Neek Fluc quando jibbery doooo!

  • @anglomik
    @anglomik 4 года назад +27

    This one's from the 80's when times were more conservative, ergo the lack of anti-establishment & political bits. Still hilarious! Thanks for posting!

    • @chaosapiant
      @chaosapiant 4 года назад +6

      Nah, George wasn't afraid to go there. He just wasn't as angry as he got into the 90s and early 2000s.

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge 4 года назад +5

      @@chaosapiant My view: If youy're not Angry, Cynical, &/or Depressed, ytou're just not INFORMED!! (as George aged, he became more & more informed)

    • @rhodawatkins4516
      @rhodawatkins4516 4 года назад +1

      @@chaosapiant Imagine how worked up he'd be today! 2020 would give him a load of material.

    • @AskWlat
      @AskWlat 4 года назад +2

      He actually did a five minute bit before this blasting Reagan

    • @benmaurer8055
      @benmaurer8055 2 года назад

      @@AskWlat and an abortion bit as well

  • @92796Apollo
    @92796Apollo 13 лет назад +29

    What Am I Doing In New Jersey was my favorite Carlin special. Loved this guy, he changed my perspective completely :DD

  • @lostintheclouds8719
    @lostintheclouds8719 5 лет назад +15

    “Pardon me i have nothing to say!” - LMAO

  • @Bluzian74
    @Bluzian74 2 года назад +2

    Just when I thought I'd seen all of Carlin. Thank you so much for the upload! I needed to laugh today. Namaste.

  • @CALTECH007
    @CALTECH007 2 года назад +7

    He was one of the best. We all miss him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @YngtchieMusic
    @YngtchieMusic 6 лет назад +847

    You've got more than 500 downvotes on a George Carlin video, because you just HAD to do one of those "best thing EVER" titles. Stop doing that. People don't respond well to it.

    • @spiritualism.
      @spiritualism. 6 лет назад +13

      Btw he got views writing this.....
      Click bait

    • @GDI-disc-accepted
      @GDI-disc-accepted 6 лет назад +17

      YngtchieMusic how’s about stop telling people what to do...maybe it’s the persons favourite George performance

    • @roulettegenie4379
      @roulettegenie4379 5 лет назад +5

      Aidan Tsukiyama What - - - do you have a masters degree in youtubeology?

    • @shoka7785
      @shoka7785 5 лет назад +6

      Why did I read this in his voice??

    • @rayannchick
      @rayannchick 5 лет назад +17

      It was 500 dislikes of new generation of offended by everthing

  • @williamellinger7515
    @williamellinger7515 5 лет назад +34

    He funny from the first time he took the stage.........him and Richard Pryor funniest stand up comics ever RIP GUYS

  • @zovalentine7305
    @zovalentine7305 3 года назад +30

    Rest in powerful peace George Carlin ⚘
    Your astute🎯 humor keeps your legacy alive 🌞

  • @richardbowman1062
    @richardbowman1062 2 года назад +2

    He is absolutely brilliant with a wide range of expressions and observations of real people

  • @taloncarlson3346
    @taloncarlson3346 4 года назад +2

    Lmaooooooo, I lost it when headed skwthe sheets to the drapes 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @Smwigglyd19
    @Smwigglyd19 4 года назад +24

    The baseball part actually seems WAY more fun than actual baseball.

  • @allenmcdonald1878
    @allenmcdonald1878 3 года назад +10

    Honestly this had me laughing harder than his other bits and I watch A LOT of standup. Sometimes hours a day at least 2x a week. Good selection. He was just being goofy instead of teaching lessons in the process here

  • @waynegrant3283
    @waynegrant3283 7 лет назад +277

    When buying groceries, ask the clerk if she thinks thatz enough toilet paper for all that food...

    • @poetwp975
      @poetwp975 6 лет назад +6

      Good one bro. I bet Carlin would approve.

    • @negascoot23
      @negascoot23 6 лет назад +9

      @@poetwp975 He certainly would: This is a Carlin quote😁

    • @davidisaacson5993
      @davidisaacson5993 5 лет назад +1

      LOL

    • @MsAppassionata
      @MsAppassionata 5 лет назад

      Wayne Grant Lmao 😂😂😂

    • @patrobbromccreanor820
      @patrobbromccreanor820 4 года назад +1

      Well, I just spent $350 on the weekly shop, didnt shop last week ,But this week I felt like saying to the check out chick that it wasnt fair that I brough t this much stuff and there wasn't one roll of toilet pape r to find in the woolworst shopping centre. I got Bog roll blues.

  • @JRnyc
    @JRnyc 4 года назад +2

    -Can i buy you a drink?
    -No thanks but can i have the money instead? 🤣

  • @herbertorendorff6323
    @herbertorendorff6323 4 года назад +13

    It amazes me that George was doing bits for yearsand in the middle of doing an old bit one more time he fucked it up and kept on going that truly proves George didn't give a damn he kept going the crowd kept cheering he did not care that's what makes George an awesome guy because even when he messed up he never had that quit mentality he was always that never-say-die never give up never surrender kind of person. For those of you who don't know out there George was a member of the United States military thank you for your service George you will be missed.

  • @lorilanglais6395
    @lorilanglais6395 2 года назад +9

    Loved him... Best comedian..RIP He is so missed..🙏🏻❤️❤️❤️

  • @RobertLJones-ft5my
    @RobertLJones-ft5my Год назад +3

    Saw him in 1975 in Omaha…laughed so hard I had tears running down my cheeks.

  • @BlakeNix
    @BlakeNix 2 года назад +20

    Carlin is a legend, and a lot of his stuff is timeless, but he was exceptionally funny at the time period each of his bits were written. I did not realize this until much later. It’s funny, but it is even funnier if you were there then. RIP

  • @DH-xm3hc
    @DH-xm3hc Год назад +3

    My hero ❤ You are still greatly missed and loved 😢😊 Thank you George Carlin for the memories and thank youtube.

  • @QuartetDude
    @QuartetDude 4 года назад +4

    One of best things I ever saw by George Carlin came ca.1979 in a show called The Chuck Barris Rah-Rah Show, where he stood on the stage for three minutes without saying a thing. No weird expressions, nothing. He just looked back at the audience. The audience was cracking up neverthless. Then he concluded by saying, "Thank you very much!" Then Milton DeLugg played him off as he left the stage.

  • @reese_rauch
    @reese_rauch 7 лет назад +1335

    Funny. Carlin is the best ever. But he had dozens of better routines than this.

    • @michaelmace924
      @michaelmace924 7 лет назад +33

      ReeseRad 0721 This is not his best work at all.

    • @ivankoh3779
      @ivankoh3779 7 лет назад +26

      I dare say this is the worst that he had

    • @1rcproductions
      @1rcproductions 7 лет назад +6

      His lame, commercial period.

    • @DMTInfinity
      @DMTInfinity 6 лет назад +4

      ReeseRad 0721
      Agreed.

    • @pruodea4665
      @pruodea4665 6 лет назад +5

      ReeseRad 0721 yeah. I love his old stuff....Tondelao and Congolia Breckenridge for instance

  • @bennyacosta1560
    @bennyacosta1560 2 года назад +5

    He blessed my life just being who he was.

  • @jorgeramirez6060
    @jorgeramirez6060 2 года назад +5

    This bit is why I love to go into crowded places and shout "your attention please, your attention" and after a couple moments I'll just say "thank you for your attention" and move on.

  • @ellenstrack6274
    @ellenstrack6274 4 месяца назад

    Best comic out there. Philosphy delivered with a laugh. He always made you think in the end....Great man. RIP sir, you are missed so much. We need you in today's world.

  • @cranfordducain15
    @cranfordducain15 7 лет назад +77

    Speaking of toll roads; I had an uncle who drove a big rig for years. Since he knew he did not pay a toll when hauling gas or fuel; he would tell the attendents he had a truck load of "sailboat fuel". He said he never got stopped and drove right on through when he said this.

    • @keeponrollin7922
      @keeponrollin7922 7 лет назад +5

      Cranford Ducain damn that's good

    • @GoHomeKamala
      @GoHomeKamala 6 лет назад +8

      Cranford Ducain He was BSing you. All trucks pay tolls. It's that he was lying to them to not have to pay. I haul food to hazmat. We all pay a toll. No one is special here to be able to get out of it.

    • @SpiritBear12
      @SpiritBear12 6 лет назад +8

      My father's sail boat has two engines, an in board and an outboard, so he does need fuel for them. In fact, many sail boats have engines in them.

    • @dontask6863
      @dontask6863 6 лет назад +3

      If a “sailboat” has a need for gas, it’s not a sailboat.

    • @SpiritBear12
      @SpiritBear12 6 лет назад +12

      Yes it is, because once you're out of the marina, you raise the sails and cut off the engine. You can't sail in and out of your slip at the marina with your sails up, it wont work. You can't go in reverse with sails either.
      There are times when the wind totally dies and you don't go any where. That situation is called "stays". Getting stuck in stays absolutely sucks. Having a motor will get you out of that situation if need be. Sails are great when there is wind, but when there's no wind to be had, it's a bad problem. It's not fun to be stuck out on the ocean or even in the middle of the bay and the boat goes no where, just sits there and bobs in the water and you cook in the sun.

  • @KAGdesignsDOTnet
    @KAGdesignsDOTnet Год назад +4

    Pure nostalgia at the start there - everyone had one of those Mickey Mouse watches back in the day!

  • @phoenixnightowl9093
    @phoenixnightowl9093 4 года назад +20

    While George DID have better routines than some of these, he had some that many people feel were worse as well, so it comes down to "whichever ones you like the best", a "personal favorites" kind of thing. One thing most people agree on, is that he's "one of the best of his time", so R.I.P., George Carlin!

  • @exessex3522
    @exessex3522 2 года назад +2

    That's an elaborate set for a stand-up show.

  • @stephenedwards8606
    @stephenedwards8606 Год назад +1

    Second observation.... He wasn't just a comedian, George Carlin was a performer extraordinaire. He knew how to hold your attention with his mannerisms & such. That's what made him even much more than a cut above the rest.

  • @michaelellis7031
    @michaelellis7031 4 года назад +22

    Germs and the immune system is one of my favourites

    • @Gallop4Me
      @Gallop4Me 4 года назад +2

      "We swam in shit!" Loved that routine!

  • @donaldprocknow2298
    @donaldprocknow2298 2 года назад +3

    My wife passed in 2020 between my family and George they have helped me out of the sever depression I’ve been in for nearly two years thank god for George he kept me from going in the depression any deeper

    • @cybercat29
      @cybercat29 11 месяцев назад +1

      Please accept my deepest condolences 😢 🙏

    • @donaldprocknow2298
      @donaldprocknow2298 11 месяцев назад

      @@cybercat29 thank you it is now three years and the grip of depression hasn’t let up

  • @nacarreira777
    @nacarreira777 7 лет назад +130

    His faces are the absolute limit....

    • @themacblast3384
      @themacblast3384 6 лет назад +1

      Nancy Alexander-Carreira cocaine is a hell of a drug....

    • @Allplussomeminus
      @Allplussomeminus 6 лет назад +7

      His expressions make it even funnier

    • @somegirl558
      @somegirl558 3 года назад

      Lol.
      They express nature of some humans soooo perfectly...
      🤣

  • @RambosMullet79
    @RambosMullet79 2 года назад +2

    The one about the picture had me dying. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 The look on his face!!!

  • @markrussell6370
    @markrussell6370 11 месяцев назад +7

    He was one of a kind.Smart and articulate and he did it for decades!

  • @TheOrangeRanger
    @TheOrangeRanger 4 года назад +40

    I work in retail, and it's the customers who are 2 pickles short of a sammich.

    • @goodbyemr.anderson5065
      @goodbyemr.anderson5065 3 года назад

      Rigggghhhtttttt.......😏

    • @TheOrangeRanger
      @TheOrangeRanger 3 года назад +3

      @@goodbyemr.anderson5065 ...as recently as less than an hour ago, someone called the CS desk an idiot for not refunding him for a TV that was out of the box.

    • @giovannicervantes2053
      @giovannicervantes2053 3 года назад

      Missing the bread too man

  • @michaelashcraft311
    @michaelashcraft311 6 лет назад +48

    "A place for my stuff" is the funniest Carlin

    • @ClassicRocker61
      @ClassicRocker61 6 лет назад +3

      Wonderful WINO

    • @vanessagalvanek8817
      @vanessagalvanek8817 4 года назад +1

      Agreed!!!

    • @tomb4575
      @tomb4575 4 года назад +3

      Yes or Baseball vs Football.

    • @rc.8324
      @rc.8324 4 года назад

      Completely agree💯%!!!

    • @laustcawz2089
      @laustcawz2089 3 года назад

      @@tomb4575
      Both, along with
      "Seven Words..." updated
      a decade or so later.