@@barkleycoker9121 I keep forgetting that in the US the drinking age is 21. Higher than any other country. Here in Aotearoa it's 18. UK it's 16 or 17 I think. 😄
I saw him in the late 80's. Didn't say a word for 10 minutes but I laughed harder than I ever had. He put the mic to his throat and made noises. I listen to George every day while working. Driving with George makes bad days better.
About 40 years ago, my friend and I were heading out to lunch. We were passing an optical shop and he turns to me and says “Hold on a minute” and he heads into the store. I’m mystified since he didn’t need or wear glasses. So I just follow him in. He walks up to the counter and anxiously asked the guy standing behind it: “Are you open on Thursday’s?’ The guy is like “ah, yea we are.’ ‘Thank You!!” and turns and leaves the store. I barely got out of the store, I was laughing so hard!
Whenever I get sad, I will watch a playlist of these RUclips videos. Even now and then, I will get interrupted because someone has labeled the video as offensive. This makes me happy, because George Carlin has been dead for 13 years, and he is still pissing people off! A true legendary comic.
I knew someone back in the ‘80s whose “hobby” was asking someone who had just checked their watch what time it was. The vast majority of the time, they would reflexively check it again to tell him because they couldn’t remember what they had just seen.
Carlin is a legend, and a lot of his stuff is timeless, but he was exceptionally funny at the time period each of his bits were written. I did not realize this until much later. It’s funny, but it is even funnier if you were there then. RIP
lmfao i used to mess with people on the road also. i used to pull up next to people at a light and start pointing at their front tire. and waving at them frantically. when they would roll the window down i would say, "your front tire is turning". they would laugh for the most part only a few would get mad, and a few others would get out and check their tires. I would pull away laughing my ass off.
Robin Williams, and George carlin were the two most consistent comedians of all time currently even after their deaths! Sure, there’s a lot of funny people in the world, but these two guys throughout the years brought their a game! Carlin has had more HBO appearances than anyother comedian which in a way makes him the king of comedy
Carlin is one of the all time greatest! I truly appreciate good comedy.......Carlin, Pryor, Kennison, Eddie Murphy, and one of my personal favorites is Ron White. All of these guys are absolutely hilarious, intelligent as can be, and genuinely good people........just my opinion.
No amount of AI technology can bring back George. Even if he was somehow resurrected, he's use that opportunity to roll over his grave as a way of saying "kiss my ass", then he'd use the rest of it to lay on his side as if he were falling asleep.
ages ago my plumber brother went to LA for work and wound up doing a project at George's place. very accommodating chap, gave him free run of the place except a certain room. tom wisely never inquired about it.
I heard a Reddit video wherein an Entitled Mother did get in line with a full basket and asked to get in front of a man with one bag of kitty litter and got very upset when he wouldn't do it - her children were alone in the car and she needed to get back to them! (after some discussion, she ended up being arrested for leaving young kids unattended in a locked car in the heat.)
Funniest? Wrong. His take on the government was his best material. George finally figured out the awful truth of this society as well as the broken system pulling the strings and from there, his golden years were born.
JEEZ, take a government course, college level, and learn when where what does. Carlin was astute enough re: language, but he never became a humorous person; he never got past the sneering punk stage of smart-ass.
Wanna piss some bank patrons off? Try to get to the head of a long line with your front pockets crammed with pennies. Tell the teller that you want to make a deposit and count them out…..one…..at…..a…..time.😂
When someone talks to you on the street/in the store, say one of the following: “Hold on....you can see me?” “What year is it? ..IT WORKED” “Has anyone ever told you you look like a flamingo/any other random looking animal”
Going to a store with a banner that says blowout sale find a store clerk and ask them are you having a blowout sale? And when they answer in the affirmative smile at them and say okay blow me!!! Then act all offended when they refuse to render service. I grew up with George Carlin I know the way the man thinks
Every appearance album or being the 1 st celebrity to host the 1st Saturday Night Live in its epoch. Brilliant mind free of fear in his teachings. I miss him so much. But we have these videos to remember his insight and intelligence. Many great performances,
These you tube titles are getting way out of control. Whatever the title says, expect the exact opposite. Its getting so bad, im starting to think they're doing it on purpose
Well of course he did We use to do crazy chit back then Such as streak thru places. We could have huge bonfire parties and cops NEVER came unless someone died Like taking a piss all wasted on acid an walk off cliff. It was so great back then Those we're the days of the Mile High Club. I am a proud member since 1978. Just got married.
I memorized those words in the 70s and I can still list them off at the drop of a dime. Weird that I would get in trouble for typing them out here but if I were a tranny, I could grind my junk in a kid's face with zero consequences. I might even win a courage award from some marxist shill. Sad state of affairs in the US in 2023. BTW my pronouns are Told/You/So
I have to disagree pal. I am a big believer in “perception is everything”… but not in this case. I think most true Carlin connoisseurs would agree!!! NOT EVEN CLOSE to his funniest bit. Actually, compared to some of his funnier bits, this one doesn’t even rate as “funny“.... with all due respect.
That's what makes this a memorable bit. Not the best, as many others have noted, but memorable. Most comics that attempt to unload lightly edited material on an audience fail miserably. Carlin delights a paying crowd.
My favorite ability of George was his complete and utter mastery of English... Supplying so many categorically similar names in rapid fire... The world turned a little slower when he passed. RIP Mr Carlin - we miss you terribly.
Carlin's three best concerts of his latter career: "Jammin in New York", "You are all Diseased", and "Back in Town." These 3 concerts, all took place from roughly 1990 through 1997, might be his greatest works.
I say bring a sack of chickens, sit in the foul ball area and when you get one, real quick shove it up a chicken's arse and throw it back to them to chase around, yell "here's ya fowl ball you fat fucks! get it!"
I don't think you're even think you're even allowed to bring bats into the ballpark anymore. Most likely they'd be confiscated when you're going through the metal detectors.
@@EMan-ml8er Where are you going to hide it? You do know your bags get searched upon entering the stadium, don't you? Hide it under your clothes? I think it would be pretty noticeable!
Saw him in the late 70's..... His finish was so intense it was an information overload! He was really an intellectual they forced to do comedy . This was no where close to his best
I agree, this was his worst performance ever, I usually like everything he does but this was a little off. I saw him in the early 90’s in Vegas, it was awesome. 🎅🏻🏴☠️🏔
Well, I just spent $350 on the weekly shop, didnt shop last week ,But this week I felt like saying to the check out chick that it wasnt fair that I brough t this much stuff and there wasn't one roll of toilet pape r to find in the woolworst shopping centre. I got Bog roll blues.
You've got more than 500 downvotes on a George Carlin video, because you just HAD to do one of those "best thing EVER" titles. Stop doing that. People don't respond well to it.
I had the pleasure of seeing George some years ago! Some lady complained about one of his routines,and the crowd booed her til she left! It was hilarious!!
I've always loved the back ground he has set up for his stand up, totally looks like hes just outside at night somewhere wondering through old alley ways and factory parking lots, telling jokes 😂
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"Can I buy you a drink? No, but can I have the money instead?" Haha
j walkin ...Asked Thomas’s driver.
That's what my dad replies with when close relatives ask that question
It's like an inside joke at this point
And then a bunch of people drank in the video 😂😂
I'm going to do that from now on.
@@barkleycoker9121
I keep forgetting that in the US the drinking age is 21. Higher than any other country. Here in Aotearoa it's 18. UK it's 16 or 17 I think. 😄
Saw him live in 79, and even though he's gone, he's still one of the best philosophical types. His stuff should be taught in schools.
it is
Don't teach your children how to read. Teach them to question what they read!!!!
His "7 words you can't say on television" is taught in law schools I think.
I saw him in the late 80's. Didn't say a word for 10 minutes but I laughed harder than I ever had. He put the mic to his throat and made noises. I listen to George every day while working. Driving with George makes bad days better.
Certain people would go nuts if we taught his views in school.
"ARE YOU OPEN ON THURSDAYS!"
Now I'm just imagining the dread that that worker is feeling, just "What's gonna happen Thursday?"
Yes we are
“THANK YOU”
About 40 years ago, my friend and I were heading out to lunch. We were passing an optical shop and he turns to me and says “Hold on a minute” and he heads into the store. I’m mystified since he didn’t need or wear glasses. So I just follow him in. He walks up to the counter and anxiously asked the guy standing behind it: “Are you open on Thursday’s?’ The guy is like “ah, yea we are.’
‘Thank You!!” and turns and leaves the store. I barely got out of the store, I was laughing so hard!
Whenever I get sad, I will watch a playlist of these RUclips videos. Even now and then, I will get interrupted because someone has labeled the video as offensive. This makes me happy, because George Carlin has been dead for 13 years, and he is still pissing people off! A true legendary comic.
Agreed .
A legendary comic who spoke the truth about a lot of stuff
It's especially funny considering that Carlin didn't hold back when it came to the insults - he fucked with EVERYBODY!
@@DrawtheCurtains He didn't fuck with everybody. He cornholed them.
Given how things are, I felt that I could use this
Next time someone asks, "Do you know what time it is?" Look at your watch, nod, and say, "Yes."
Or ask if they mean EST or CST or MST or PST.
Or FTHO meaning fuck the hell off.🤣
Hey man I'm not into time, okay don't scream at me, back to Carlin
These scores just in and the hippy dippy weather report
If someone ask you for a light'cup your hand together with a little opening an look in and say No but a got a dark
I knew someone back in the ‘80s whose “hobby” was asking someone who had just checked their watch what time it was. The vast majority of the time, they would reflexively check it again to tell him because they couldn’t remember what they had just seen.
His face is built perfectly for some of these moments! I can't stop laughing!
"Give me my money back or I'm shittin' in the well." 😂🤣😂😂🤣
George was fantastic.... I use some of his comments on people to this day...
"Tell us in your own words..."
Neek Fluc quando jibbery doooo!
Georgie, Porgie, pudding and pie,
You're so darned funny, you make me cry.
This was the first Carlin TV special I ever saw...the fact I'm still dying laughing from this bit proves how timeless his humor was!
Funny is funny. Watch Groucho and Pigmeat.
Carlin saw the truth in the lies and made us laugh and think!
Think about the lies. Or the truth ?
And so there was after all a bit of the Divine in him. Perhaps he recognized this toward the end of his life.
@@DatDuckfan 🤯
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@@DatDuckfan both thats a stupid question also you should have put "truth"
He funny from the first time he took the stage.........him and Richard Pryor funniest stand up comics ever RIP GUYS
..WE USED TO LISTEN TO THEM ON 8-TRACK TAPES, LOL!
Only George Carlin. You are so missed. When I get there, I'm lookin' you up, lol
He's definitely on my list.
good luck he was an atheist
The one about the picture had me dying. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 The look on his face!!!
Can't stop laughing. Carlin is so on the ball with comedy. What a man. :)
Carlin is a legend, and a lot of his stuff is timeless, but he was exceptionally funny at the time period each of his bits were written. I did not realize this until much later. It’s funny, but it is even funnier if you were there then. RIP
lmfao i used to mess with people on the road also. i used to pull up next to people at a light and start pointing at their front tire. and waving at them frantically. when they would roll the window down i would say, "your front tire is turning". they would laugh for the most part only a few would get mad, and a few others would get out and check their tires. I would pull away laughing my ass off.
George Carlin
Robin Williams
Jonathan Winters
Jim Gaffigan
Richard Pryor
My 5 favorite comedians.
George Carlin on war is arguably the best bit ever
Robin Williams, and George carlin were the two most consistent comedians of all time currently even after their deaths! Sure, there’s a lot of funny people in the world, but these two guys throughout the years brought their a game! Carlin has had more HBO appearances than anyother comedian which in a way makes him the king of comedy
the greatest of all time!!!
One of the greatest ever, yes, but not here though
My personal opinion Carlin’s best comedy ever is when he talks about baseball and football it’s absolutely legendary
I tried getting a military discount at a toll booth
I have driven through a drive-through bank backwards so the passenger could do business.
Carlin is one of the all time greatest! I truly appreciate good comedy.......Carlin, Pryor, Kennison, Eddie Murphy, and one of my personal favorites is Ron White. All of these guys are absolutely hilarious, intelligent as can be, and genuinely good people........just my opinion.
Bill Hicks. Carlin name checked Hicks, with good reason
Carlin was groovy
Retail workers who have been trolled out of their sanity while at work & finally stumbled into this video: Goddamnit George. You played me well.
How would you like your money back?
"I'll take platinum or gold please"
They never do it.
No amount of AI technology can bring back George. Even if he was somehow resurrected, he's use that opportunity to roll over his grave as a way of saying "kiss my ass", then he'd use the rest of it to lay on his side as if he were falling asleep.
RIP George💔We miss you💔
I like the 7 Words You Can't Say On TV routine. Funny as hell.
He's hilarious 😂😂😂. I like the part when he said "Try to get yourself a better deal..." Lmfgdao
If it ain't uncle Dave, it ain't Carlin's best
ages ago my plumber brother went to LA for work and wound up doing a project at George's place. very accommodating chap, gave him free run of the place except a certain room. tom wisely never inquired about it.
My ALL TIME favourite comedian ❣️
I will tell you this I truly love George Carlin but I was a retail clerk for 38 years straight .
okay, half of these is to point out absurdities, the other half is just to fuck with people
PARDON ME, I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY!
I heard a Reddit video wherein an Entitled Mother did get in line with a full basket and asked to get in front of a man with one bag of kitty litter and got very upset when he wouldn't do it - her children were alone in the car and she needed to get back to them! (after some discussion, she ended up being arrested for leaving young kids unattended in a locked car in the heat.)
Funniest? Wrong. His take on the government was his best material. George finally figured out the awful truth of this society as well as the broken system pulling the strings and from there, his golden years were born.
JEEZ, take a government course, college level, and learn when where what does. Carlin was astute enough re: language, but he never became a humorous person; he never got past the sneering punk stage of smart-ass.
wolfjak more people need to be told that.
I liked his happier, silly stuff more. Once he started getting on social humor, he seemed angrier.
He was angrier, that's where social humor comes from, anger and frustration over the stupidity of the majority of people.
This was the show where he attacked the government for the first time. The anger began here.
I did the bakery one and the replied, “so a single cupcake?”
This guy was the first "hippie" on national television. The Ed Sullivan Show.
St. Carlin!
Wanna piss some bank patrons off? Try to get to the head of a long line with your front pockets crammed with pennies. Tell the teller that you want to make a deposit and count them out…..one…..at…..a…..time.😂
Best comic ever,
So glad George has been rediscovered.
When someone talks to you on the street/in the store, say one of the following:
“Hold on....you can see me?”
“What year is it? ..IT WORKED”
“Has anyone ever told you you look like a flamingo/any other random looking animal”
George Carlin was one of The Funniest People, I Quote Him, on a regular basis
he was awesome, his facial expressions and body language were as funny and truthful as what he was saying
Its crazy how this is one of his most wholesome bits
The incomplete List of Impolite Words! My fav!
I sure recall busting my gut when I first heard the "What Am I Doing In New Jersey" album!! I was on paper of a funny sort ; I'll leave it at that.
Highly recommend his autobiography
I was watching this playing NFS carbon. Had to pause the game to fall down and laugh for 2 minutes just to catch my breath
Always Hilarious and awesome. 😂😅
RIP, buddy. You're the Best.
STUFF is one of my favorite routines of his.
Next level trolling
Going to a store with a banner that says blowout sale find a store clerk and ask them are you having a blowout sale? And when they answer in the affirmative smile at them and say okay blow me!!! Then act all offended when they refuse to render service. I grew up with George Carlin I know the way the man thinks
Very very funny. Thanks George.
Wasn’t this from “What Am I Doing in New Jersey?” I ask because the stage set is hilarious if so.
Carlin’s the real Joker.
Legend
@10:29 once, I noticed a driver I was passing in the next lane was looking at her phone at the time. I just honnnked going by and she perked right up!
Carlin = GOAT
That set is epic.
Every appearance album or being the 1 st celebrity to host the 1st Saturday Night Live in its epoch. Brilliant mind free of fear in his teachings.
I miss him so much.
But we have these videos to remember his insight and intelligence.
Many great performances,
I saw this when I was younger and actually did the Gift shop and open on thursday in the mall .
Still think Losing Things, A Place To Keep Your Stuff, Sports, and the Novelty Store are his best.
Saw him live in port chester NY in 1991 when I was 13 at the Capitol Theatre a few days before the Dahmer case broke
I wonder who made the determination that this is the funniest bit ever?
I always wondered how many of these were tested out by the man himself? :D
His best one was on God and religion.
Yahu Yahu people ask gods for tons of stuff.....and they do this every sunday....his day off..
Playing with your head is the best!!! Watch that one. Rebecca and clout
It pissed off a bunch of bible thumpers. They even protested his funeral for Christ's sake!!! Lol
Try to pay for a prostitute in all pennies. There's another one
Justin Pettit you would not get much action
Some one asks me for the time I look at my watch and say I have to get some hands on this watch
This is how pranks got invented
Chaotic neutral in D&D
He would have been a great Kryten in Red Dwarf USA (Red, White, and Blue Dwarf).
0:21 oblivion npcs be like
If George was still around, he'd have limitless comedy material from politics alone. He was indeed THE best. RIP George, we sure as hell miss ya!
If he was still alive and saw the shit we’re in right now, he’d probably be happy that he’s dead.
Politics. Cancel culture. Millennial. Gender. Unlimited...
Facts
Amen to that
Very true but they'd also be too scared to let him on tv in case some wowsers complain
Here's one George,
Go into a Walmart dressing room and shout out,
Hey there's no toilet paper in here.
Michael D Simpsons did it.
If only he stuck around for the golden era for People of Walmart or Beach Creeps lol
Or another one......walk into a flea market and ask them if they have ticks too.
These you tube titles are getting way out of control. Whatever the title says, expect the exact opposite. Its getting so bad, im starting to think they're doing it on purpose
Old. Come up with something original, idiot.
I'm a HUGE Carlin fan, but this is NOT his funniest bit ever.
Favorites are baseball vs. football; religion is bullshit; stuff; and America is one big lie and you are a fool for believing it.
Definitely not.
Harry Hangouts true
Harry Hangouts Opinions are not objective facts.
I'm with you I am bored even
This man's stand up career was so expansive, you can literally tell the era of the show he's doing by the clothes he's wearing.
Casey Todd Yeah, you're right! I have all the HBO specials on DVD and that's how I know where to go to find the different bits.
If you're familiar with George you can tell what era it is by his voice, it changes a surprising amount over the years.
Sometimes just look at the hair and color, just saying. I’m pushing 60 lol
@@diekrahe. His heart issues took a lot out of him!
Tony Porter he said expansive not expensive
Something tells me he did everything he said in this clip.
Hahahaha! 4 real!😂😂
HaaaaI am crying right now ha ha Ha ha ha I’m done I’m so done
I hope he did...and I don't doubt that he did!!! He is the epitome of a guy with brains AND balls!
Well of course he did
We use to do crazy chit back then
Such as streak thru places.
We could have huge bonfire parties and cops NEVER came unless someone died
Like taking a piss all wasted on acid an walk off cliff. It was so great back then
Those we're the days of the Mile High Club. I am a proud member since 1978. Just got married.
Hell yeah.
I saw George Carlin live, he did the 7 words you cannot say on TV, it was great stuff. Yes, he is missed, and I still laugh at his routines.
I memorized those words in the 70s and I can still list them off at the drop of a dime. Weird that I would get in trouble for typing them out here but if I were a tranny, I could grind my junk in a kid's face with zero consequences. I might even win a courage award from some marxist shill. Sad state of affairs in the US in 2023. BTW my pronouns are Told/You/So
We need George now more than ever. He would have a few interesting things to say about what's going on.
There is no funniest bit....Everything he's ever said on stage was funny and true. Rest In Peace, George. 😢
Said so well ,I totally agree!
?????????????? Come on be for real ask for change of a nickel what year was that from 1905 this was an absurd insult
No what was absurd was the replies from the people Our Country is filled With Retarded morons
Big big Carlin fan… But definitely NOT even CLOSE to one of his funniest bits!!! Not even close…
Perception buddy... the funniest bit in your eyes, might not be to another. Visa versa
I have to disagree pal. I am a big believer in “perception is everything”… but not in this case. I think most true Carlin connoisseurs would agree!!! NOT EVEN CLOSE to his funniest bit. Actually, compared to some of his funnier bits, this one doesn’t even rate as “funny“.... with all due respect.
I watched this clip because I recognized the special, not because of the title 😁
I also like people who aught to be killed
Could anyone imagine the shit George Carlin would say in 2020??? Our heads would explode with Laughter!!!
Having the Gift of Observation is something to be admired..but being able to share what you've observed is the real treasure.
Timothy Proctor well said
👏👏👏
That's what makes this a memorable bit. Not the best, as many others have noted, but memorable. Most comics that attempt to unload lightly edited material on an audience fail miserably. Carlin delights a paying crowd.
👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
My favorite ability of George was his complete and utter mastery of English... Supplying so many categorically similar names in rapid fire... The world turned a little slower when he passed. RIP Mr Carlin - we miss you terribly.
He was extremely intelligent.
Carlin's three best concerts of his latter career: "Jammin in New York", "You are all Diseased", and "Back in Town." These 3 concerts, all took place from roughly 1990 through 1997, might be his greatest works.
All culminating in Complaints and Grievances.
@@samwecerinvictus That's a great one too.
i think his last one was the best
Someone could say their favorite was anything from "Jamming..." up til the end of his career and I couldn't argue.
Is this one "Playin' With Your head"?
Funny. Carlin is the best ever. But he had dozens of better routines than this.
ReeseRad 0721 This is not his best work at all.
I dare say this is the worst that he had
His lame, commercial period.
ReeseRad 0721
Agreed.
ReeseRad 0721 yeah. I love his old stuff....Tondelao and Congolia Breckenridge for instance
"Either you give me my money back......or im shitin in the well!"
I like the idea of hitting foul balls back.
That would be fucking up! lol
I say bring a sack of chickens, sit in the foul ball area and when you get one, real quick shove it up a chicken's arse and throw it back to them to chase around, yell "here's ya fowl ball you fat fucks! get it!"
I don't think you're even think you're even allowed to bring bats into the ballpark anymore. Most likely they'd be confiscated when you're going through the metal detectors.
@@BrianRetro Get a wooden bat
@@EMan-ml8er Where are you going to hide it? You do know your bags get searched upon entering the stadium, don't you? Hide it under your clothes? I think it would be pretty noticeable!
Older George was like a fine aged wine. This is definitely not it. This is him getting there
yeah...this was when he was turning into vinegar instead of wine
I'm not a old man. I'm old fuck! That's the truth!!!
Saw him in the late 70's..... His finish was so intense it was an information overload! He was really an intellectual they forced to do comedy . This was no where close to his best
Something tells me he did everything he said in this clip.
I agree, this was his worst performance ever, I usually like everything he does but this was a little off. I saw him in the early 90’s in Vegas, it was awesome. 🎅🏻🏴☠️🏔
When buying groceries, ask the clerk if she thinks thatz enough toilet paper for all that food...
Good one bro. I bet Carlin would approve.
@@poetwp975 He certainly would: This is a Carlin quote😁
LOL
Wayne Grant Lmao 😂😂😂
Well, I just spent $350 on the weekly shop, didnt shop last week ,But this week I felt like saying to the check out chick that it wasnt fair that I brough t this much stuff and there wasn't one roll of toilet pape r to find in the woolworst shopping centre. I got Bog roll blues.
You've got more than 500 downvotes on a George Carlin video, because you just HAD to do one of those "best thing EVER" titles. Stop doing that. People don't respond well to it.
Btw he got views writing this.....
Click bait
YngtchieMusic how’s about stop telling people what to do...maybe it’s the persons favourite George performance
Aidan Tsukiyama What - - - do you have a masters degree in youtubeology?
Why did I read this in his voice??
It was 500 dislikes of new generation of offended by everthing
He was a genius who saw the comedy in real life and made us laugh hard. Sometimes we need a little bit of George Carlin.
I had the pleasure of seeing George some years ago! Some lady complained about one of his routines,and the crowd booed her til she left! It was hilarious!!
I've always loved the back ground he has set up for his stand up, totally looks like hes just outside at night somewhere wondering through old alley ways and factory parking lots, telling jokes 😂
He didn't do that; the stage manager did it for all the other acts which were on the bill that night besides Carlin.
George Carlin was pure comedic genius😂. None other like him. Miss you George!