You should have hired someone to rap at your funeral. I know a guy. He’s terrible. It’d be perfect. Well... would have been. (Why am I writing a reply to a dead person on RUclips?)
Martha: "Excuse me Dr. Greenberg, your wife is calling she is on line 3" Dr. Greenberg: "okay I'll be right there, thank you Martha......actually ... I have a little headache myself !" Diego: "Yup..." Dr. Greenberg: " so this is how you feel !" Diego: "Yup..." Dr. Greenberg: "Should we go get some..... coffee ?!" Diego: "Yup...!" I'm dead 😂😆😄
I love how Diego says ok Benita just to shut her help. Because he’s already getting a headache because of all her nagging about getting stuff they need at a grocery store while he’s out.😂
1:58 "pick up some toilet paper, and make sure it's the soft one with the bears not the cheap shit" Lmaoooo I can't even tell you how many times I've said that word for word
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I still have a headache.
Me too
DIEGO!
same
That sucks, but I can relate.
i get at least two headaches a day, if I'm lucky I get one, if I'm REALLY lucky I get none.
Doctor: “What brings you here today”
Diego: “My Uber”
😂
Is he lying tho🤣🤣
Lol! This is what I was going to write, lol! So funny!
Hahhaahahaaaaaaaaaa
Are you guys sure he can afford Uber? When he interviewed Floyd Mayweather, he said,
And I quote:
“I don’t even have 1 bank account”
We watched the video 😐
This is the only reason I like mondays
Same
same...
same
Same.....
U got 25 likes in one minute
Doctor: so should we go get some “coffee”
Diego: yup •-•
What anime is your profile from?
@@neckromancer2313 not sure got it from the internet
@@kat_thedemon3355 bruh
@@neckromancer2313 yeah
TIP
“A shot of coffee”😏
It’s accurate! A shot of espresso! 🤣
The only thing that keeps people going on Mondays
A shot of espresso
Woke up drank up some tequ- i mean coffee!
We all love tequi....I mean Coffee....
Diego: C’mon bro, I’ve been coming here for like 5 years
Barber: We have only been open for 2 years
“Then I ran away without paying”
And is that when you got the headache?
@@jameswalker68 no!
@@jameswalker68 "No no, I was fine after that. But then I went to go meet my wife for date night and... Yeah, that's when I got the headache."
Man's loves his tequi- I mean coffee 😂
Yes coffee...
Yes coffee...
🤣🤣
XD
XD
The second Diego said “My uber” I bursted out laughing and gave him a like. He is a puppet of quality
All that coffee can’t be healthy for him I suggest him trying tequila instead
Lol
at 69 likes.. I can but I won't
@@sayedarif7 i see you are a man of culture as well
@@sayedarif7 Good sacrifice, sadly didn’t work tho
Thank you Doctor
I think it’s amazing how the puppets only have one expression but they express all sorts of emotions with just the way that they move them 😂
Time to hit up ABC Liquo...I mean Starbucks
Oof lol
Bruh stop commenting on his videos your just a freak that perverted anime or dragon ball z
@@is8465 you’re not wrong XD
@@is8465 what do you mean
Nice lol
“Should we go get some... coffee?”
“Yup.” The start to a beautiful relationship
"I love you too Benita"
"You better"
Now I have a headache
666 likes….
Shoulve stayed at 69
BRO HOW THE DOCTOR SLIGHTLY NODS WHILE HE'S SPEAKING IS TOO REAL!!😂
The dude's hooked on to teq'coffee so bad..
I thought it was tequifee
From the liq'coffee shop
@@nerfcontent9429 nahh thats a rich kind, he only drinks teq’coffee
My favorite drink is Cuervo and coffee. My friends think I'm nuts but been my go to for 30 plus years. 👍
🤣🤣🤣
Benita ~ Headache ~ Tequila Oops! Coffee
Repeat 🔁
all the things that could give him a headache, and it’s his wife that gives him one.
Should we get some coffee lol.
🤣🤣🤣
@@jigsaw5748 Perhaps.
Tequil.....coffee
Right and we got the same profile pic
“Coffee” makes everything better 😉☕️
I’m literally dying every time he says tequila instead of coffee🤣🤣🤣
You should get that checked.
@@willidk628 🤫
You should have hired someone to rap at your funeral. I know a guy. He’s terrible. It’d be perfect. Well... would have been. (Why am I writing a reply to a dead person on RUclips?)
Me too
may you rest in peace
*The Doctors wife calls*
Doctor: "Actually... i have a little headache myself...."
😂
Now I get it why Starbucks are so famous, everytime a man gets a headache , he gets " coffee "
Pog
"What brings u here today?"
"My uber."
I'm deaded.
i like how the docter knows what the "Coffee" is
Lol
He’s married...
Don't we all?
As a doctor this is EXACTLY what I deal with
The patient or the headache?
@@kevinhanandi Probably both
Can you be my doctor ❤
"Should we get some....... coffee: AHAHAHAAHAAAAHH HE GOT IT
“And then I ran away without paying” Diego gets me
"Who do you see when you have pain"
"I see a doctor"
"But you are a doctor"
"I see my own doctor"
"Is it like.. Looking in the mirror"
LMFAO
This one killed me
@Holl ywood sure
Edit: it's absolute garbage
@@dababystone472burned
@Holl ywood *sniff sniff*... hmm i smell a self promoter!
I think this whole script was written just so Diego could tell this joke. 😂
Martha: "Excuse me Dr. Greenberg, your wife is calling she is on line 3"
Dr. Greenberg: "okay I'll be right there, thank you Martha......actually ... I have a little headache myself !"
Diego: "Yup..."
Dr. Greenberg: " so this is how you feel !"
Diego: "Yup..."
Dr. Greenberg: "Should we go get some..... coffee ?!"
Diego: "Yup...!"
I'm dead 😂😆😄
Diego is the type of guy who wap ups say he missed his doctors appointment because he was ill. 😂
@Holl ywood ofc!
@Holl ywood no
@Holl ywood no
wap ups?
The doctor's visit is literally the best of my man Diego. The Juan and Jaunly Juan.
Tequil... I mean Coffee is the cure to headaches
"Come on bro I've been coming here for like five years"
"Wha-what do you mean? We've only been open for two years"
😂😂😂
The amount of effort gets me every time
- Who do you see when you have pain?
- I see a doctor
- But you are a doctor
- see my own doctor
- Is it like... looking in the mirror?
LOL
Just add tequila and hes good as new.
U mean coffee
You mean coffee 😜
Diego: “ I woke up feeling fine today”
Also Diego: “ then my wife, Benita ask me to help with the laundry”
Me: Our daily life with out mothers
"Drank my tequi-- coffee"
"Had a shot of Tequi... I mean ... Coffee"
I don't know why it makes me laugh everytime!
What brings you here today...
My Uber LMFAOOO
I just figured out that he does both voices for Diego & Sam. This is so adorable. I love this channel.
Doctor: What brings you here today.
Diego: My uber.
Me: Really diego
I love funny/witty/comically timed humor with puppets, but then you had me "Uber"😂😂😂
Thank you, I look forward to seeing more 💖
In a parallel universe:
Doctor: What did you do yesterday?
Diego: I woke up, took a shot of cof-, ehh tequila..
American Diego in Mexico.
Diego drinks so much coffee, you'd think he ran a coffee cart.
A coffee cart? That sounds revolutionary!
I wanna see them sitting together and deciding where they should go and have "coffee" 😂
Not even 10 seconds in and I'm rolling 🤣🤣 Mondays are lit
I love how Diego says ok Benita just to shut her help. Because he’s already getting a headache because of all her nagging about getting stuff they need at a grocery store while he’s out.😂
KEEP EM COMING!!!
Need these now more than ever.
The fact he could remember past three days after taking all that teqi- sorry coffee😁
This is top notch comedy. That punchline bit at the end was exquisite. Y’all should make RUclips videos or something.
Man these are the best puppet show since I was 8. Thank you for this holy gift, make me laugh like there's no tomorrow.
Doctor: What brings you here?
Diego: My Uber
this is the only way for them to get along, by getting "coffee"
Narrative of Self is the result of a feedback loop between “Separate Self” & Cosmos ⭕️
Key is that you
The fact that Diego still loves his wife even though he talks so much crap about her XD
*respect*
Isnt that more realistic, tho?
Doctor: want to get some “coffee”
Diego: Yea •=•
How to know it's Monday?
Look at the calendar: No ❌
Rudy uploaded a video on Awkward puppets: Yessss ✔️
1:58 "pick up some toilet paper, and make sure it's the soft one with the bears not the cheap shit"
Lmaoooo I can't even tell you how many times I've said that word for word
I love how the same guy voices both of them
Wait he does!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@maurodiaz8989 yup
"So this is how you feel?"
"Yep."
"Wanna go get some coffee?"
"Yep."
I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe. 😂🤣
Diego is a legend 😂
And diego never came back and Benita was waiting in the toilet for the soft toilet papers 😂
Diego makes everybody’s Monday better 💯
“What brings you here today?”
“My uber.”
Lmao 😂
Diego the goat lol
And yet diego's hair is still huge even though he went to the barber shop
I just realized that I've memorized the end music when i found myself dancing to the rhythm
"I drank a shot of tequi-coffee..." lol
I’m really glad you started posting again, quality videos every single time
How can anyone not love Diego??
Hi i love it
I love Diego! 😂
This makes Mondays 10x better 💯 😂
I love that he’s always in a gown for a routine checkup 🤣🤣
Pls submit this to Netflix or Hulu!!! This will top their charts.
Their*
“Talked to my parents on the phone”
I thought his parents abandoned him some years ago????? Sumn ain’t right here
Truuuueee🤔
“When he said had a shot of tequi- I mean coffee” I was rolling on the floor😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The unnecessary use of emojis lol
I love this Diego, I just started watching my goodness , I haven't laughed so hard.
I kind of miss when they lived in the real world
Should we go get some..."Coffee ".
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Yep"
No video of awkward puppets is complete without mentioning tequila
The ending had me dying! 🤣
I love every minute of these videos
Diego successfully 'turned' the doctor. Legendary
Doctor: should we get some coffee
Diego: yup
I love Awkward Puppets they just make the best tinting
"Tequi- i mean coffee"😂😂
🤣🤣🤣Made my day.. Thank you Papi.
I love this the humor is amazing.
0:04 That wut was perfect lmfao
Benita: Are you better after the visit to the doctor's office?
Diego: I'm better but the doctor is not. He is not used to my tequi- I mean coffee
making my tuesday mornings wholesome
His wife is the one that gives him the headache 😂😂
Wow, it’s almost like we all watched the same video or something!?
@@ThumperG umm its in public
@@LuckysYT_ duh... The joke went right over your head I guess...
@@ThumperG 👁👄👁(is he drunk)
Yup! There's just something about that title "wife"... it turns blue litmus paper to red! 🤪🤪🤪🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
Holy sh*t diego...
Phoenix Flare *shit
That 'Hola Benita' was the cutest thing I heard today 😂❤️
I think this might be my favorite skit, really well done.
That doctor is such a bro.
You made my day Diego and Rudy.
"I run out of tequil...coffee" good escape 🤣🤣🤣