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@TheBaller Forever No one cares
subscribe deez nuts
Thank you for great vids Diego!
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Diego giving people tickets it's the best thing I've seen all month
And the guy said ( it 2020)
I think it would be a great job for me. You know... on the side. Just to see people unhappy. I think I would be a good diego myself.
He atleast got job. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Correct
@blv wtf
It's been 5 years still no divorce.
Some day he will get there, he is putting very much effort in this
LOL
I’ll tell u the reason 🤣
The fact is cuz he can’t do anything without Benita by his side❤️
hasnt it been 10? in one video they said theyve been married since 2011
they've been married for 75 years
Gotta respect Diego that he actually had the conversation with his wife.
Yeah but he didn't do it right 🤣
Nor did he protest when she refused a change of pace
@@yalc-04 Maybe he didn’t include on being the house husband
@@yalc-04 lol
Ya
@@kraevorn7483 He skipped the part about doing those chores.
I love the fact that Diego uses racism to get out of any situation lol
“Sentenced to 10 years in prison”
“Are you being racist”
Like the non white do “now and then”
'Cause you love the fact that racism got him into those situations in the first place
"My brother hates his wife,
My father hated my mother,
My grandfather hated my grandmother,
Its just.. Tradition, you know"
🤣🤣🤣
Nail on the head XD
🤣🤣🤣
Deaaaddd😂😂💯The one liners that come out of nowhere just kill me
Ok listen Dr. Phil 😂😂😂😂😂
The chain of abuse 😆
That guy could've avoided the ticket if he drank more tequila.
Ikr
"I have a six pack...of Modelos!"
Hello
*teslaquilla
Or.... He could have slide him some Tequila
“You charging me for having this conversation”
“I’m charging you for making ME have this conversation”
r/we saw the video
The Best return
😂😂 low key a bar
I respect the fact how Diego earned $200
just by explaining feminism. 😂😂
That not how it work . Money go to government not his own pocket
He said he makes $10/hr, so for the 2 minute conversation he earned like 50c.
@@nogoodgod4915closer to 33 cents. Working for $10/hour gives about $1 every 6 minutes, so 2 minutes is a third of a dollar.
@@goblincomic4522 well thats what asian thinks to all traffic enforcers man 😂
“I love feminism” - Diego 💀💀💀
We need more guys to realize that feminism would help us lol
@@someonerandom704 agreed
@@someonerandom704 split the check 50/50 and open the car door for your male date.
@@fragolegirl2002 doesn't sound bad. maybe feminism is actually helping us i also think equal fights should be a thing women usally carry around mace or a taser so if they got attacked they could probably defend themself with a personal weapon or if they know how to fight kick some ass
@@fragolegirl2002 bold of you to assume I get any dates
"Tell me more. your at 100 dollars btw" LMFAO
Atleast he was nice and reminded him..... It's not diego's fault if he didnt hear him 🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Mannnn🤣🤣
Diego deserves every dollar 😆
These guys are fantastic! Clever and well written satire and sarcasm . The world needs more of Diego!! Hello from Canada !!
Well in Canadá you need a lot of that because you became anxious and offending for nothing
“Listen Dr Phill, my brother hates his wife, my father hated my mother, my grandfather hated my grandmother. It’s just tradition, you know? I have to hate my wife. It’s just how it works.”
2:43 “Don’t you have six pack?”
Diego: “six pack? Modelos!”
I had to pause it to crack up at that point 😂
Lmaaoo
What's a modelos?
@@sallyabozaid9558 Mexican beer 🍺
I missed that part because I was laughing at his six pack.
i just realized he is using a calculator as a parking ticket printer
How does this video have 26 views but 3200 likes?
He uses the calculator to calculate how much time the guy has to pay for the money he will spend for the ticket ...duh!
My Names diego and I dont have a mustache
I just realized he might be posing.
Good catch 😂
"My father hated my mom, my grandfather hated my grandmother, it's the tradition"
If you have the mixed blessing of marrying a Mexicana then you too will know just how true this statement is.
“Holy shit man you’re blowing my mind, I love feminism” made me laugh so much
Lmao “I think no”
Diego- “Okay”
*walks away*
We heard and saw the video...
@@great-mighty9603 how edgy
"My father hated my mom ,my grandfather hated my grandmother and it's the tradition " Lol
I want them to have a regrettable child of their own.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Feminist cheap girl can’t take a joke
“I love her don’t get me wrong. I just don’t respect her ya know.”
I laughed longer and harder than I should have. 😂🤣
Why did Benita say that she washes the clothes even though they both literally wear the same thing all the time???😂😂😂
She didn't say she washes their clothes.
It's just multiple shirts that look the same😂
yeah exactly the joke is she doesnt do shit xD
😂😂😂
When he showed his abs, tequila literally came out of my nose.
Lol 😂
What a waste of tequila. I hope you drank it back up
@@rasheedad3750 🤣
The weird part is before that happened you WEREN'T drinking Tequila.
Cdy Cdy Cdy Cdy Cdy
“Me I would probably accuse you of being racist and then get out of it”
“Fine then I think your being racist”
“ yeah uh that’s not how it works” 😂🤣 logic
yh, i also watched the video
@@freakynuell129 lol
@@freakynuell129 you should type that under every comment that quotes something from the video. Now you're doing something with your life.
This is what people believe being equal is 😭😂
@@bluestar4408 yes
0:05 imma be honest I didn’t have no idea she was standing there the whole time 😆
“ I have to hate my wife, it’s tradition “ damn if that don’t hit home for me 🤣
Being a house husband is so 2020
Yeah.
House husband, house wife, house child, everybody at home .... Great year !
LOL
House wife is so 1950s. House husband is so 2019. House family is so 2020-beginning of 2021.
Tell me about it....
Living in a house is so 2020
And Netflix still hasn’t picked up Awkward Puppets?
Cuz they're gonna cast a black person to play Diego
@blv no
@@PirnceSidon64 why would they do that?
So we can't enjoy this on RUclips anymore and only allow privileged white people to watch it? I don't think that's how it works.
@@Time4Technology 😂😂😂😂🎯
3:12 She knows what's up
“Ok listen dr phil” got me dying
- Don't you have a six pack?
- Yes I do, *of Modelos*
of modelos
the guy: i just ran my ass of for the past five minutes trying to get here!
diego: okay, well you're welcome for the exercise 😅
also the guy:
full on abs
2:04 LMAO
00:23 - Anybody else spotted the Tesla CyberTruck in the background before he even mentioned it? 👀
'I'm gonna be honest I had no idea she was standing there' 😂
😂😂😂
Seeing Diego makes me realize I never want to get married. What a great role model!
You just want tequila
But tradition
I have my reason for not wanting a child and wife, and it's not because I'm gay
A marriage is just a long term relationship, so to ensure you never get 'married' is suggest end all romantic relationships before the 5 yr mark
@@SavedbyGraceCT The Op's joke was already funny, there was no need for you to waste your time and write your nonsense in the replies section.
Thank you so much Rudy for your hard work this was the highlight of my day after a tiring day.. I hope you’re okay and keep em’ coming!!
The guy showing the abs really destroyed me 😅🤣🤣
"I love fenimism"
They really do live in a lovely town.
Fenimism
eh
@@johntaliusscoliosis8829 sucks
“I think no.”
-Maria, the absolute straight forwarded woman.
"You're at 100 dollars by the way."
"Okay, listen Dr. Phil..."😂😂
Always Respect Your Wife 😉
e
OMG U HEAR SHIIIIIT
no
Definitely
Dragon ball guy who makes sus ships
Thank you for making all the problems with things such as race funny. You have really brought people together making these videos. Thank you.
I’m just proud of Diego for getting a job
" I am charging you for making me have this conversation " lol
‘I have to hate my wife, it’s just how it works’ 😂💀
XD "I'm charging you for making ME have this conversation" lmfao
I really look forward to this every Monday Diego makes my day
1:07 I’m mad they had a Tesla 😂😂😂
"Yeah, I have a six pack... of Modelos"
LMAO
0:13 I’d be drinking too
Ur 🥴🍺🥴🍺
When this gets recommended 4+ years later no one will understand this:
Toilet Paper
"I think 'No' "
"Okay cool"
Lol
Diego as a meter maid..... I never would have guessed that. Honestly him working at a DMV would be iconic lol
DONT LOOK NEXT TO DIEGO'S LEFT SIDE NEXT TO HIS NECK AT 2:11
WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE
AMOGUS
"Three times a week" just flowed so perfectly 😂
Diego always makes my day better
"A Six pack? Yeah of Modelos" That one got me
“No I’m charging you for making ME have this conversation” lmao the level of passive aggressiveness.😂
1:39 is it?
That six pack tho😂
2:40
I'd like to see Diego travel to Japan. I can imagine what he'd be like if he discovered anime, kimonos, and other things Japanese.
Diego? I wanna be travelling Japan too homie, gonna be there someday soon ;(((((
Lots of love from India :))
Japanese guy: "Konichiwa"
Diego: "What type of tequila is that?"
“You have a six pack too, right?”
“Yeah a six pack of modelos” 😭
“Dont you have one?
Yeah…Of modelos” I LOVE THAT PART
‘My wife said I gotta go get a job....again’
lol
2:48 woah that hit a spot...... Maybe it is a tradition
0:06 Benita's accent made it sound at first like she's saying "I poop".
YEAH I THOUGHT SHE SAID I POOP BUT THEN IT TURNED OUT SHE SAID I COOK
I like how he calls the guy privileged when Diego is the most entitled dude
3:02 "Fine, l'll give it a shot"
I was waiting for him to pull a shot of tequila out of nowhere and drink it
I “have" to hate her! (this got me 😂😂)
“What do you think”
“I think no”
“Okay cool”
😂😂
you know that the normal person has 70% water diego is made of 99% tequila
"You're charging me for having a conversation?!"
"I'm charging you for making me have a conversation"
A while later..
"Keep going, tell me more. You are at $100 by the way."
🤣🤣🤣
U charging me for having this conversation?!
Am charging u for making me have this conversation 😂
No bro xD 😂
Omg Diego makes my day totally hilarious Lololol🤣🤣🤣🤣
I know they're puppets, but his wife's face had the most unimpressed expression LOL
This always makes my day better.
0:05 - 0:11
“Because I cook I clean I go to the grocery store and I do all the chores”
LOLMAO
Narrative of Self is the result of a feedback loop between “Separate Self” & Cosmos🎈
White guy: “You got a 6 pack?” Diego: “Yea, of modelos 🤣🤣💀💀💀
😂😂😂
"I love feminism"
I keep forgetting Diego isn’t even a real person😭😭
"So, your charging me for having this conversation?"
"No, im charging you for making me have this conversation" 😂😂😂
Love the way she says "I think no". Just awesome.
Diego never disappoints
Love this man... Please don't stop making these videos
I need more Awkward Puppets!!!!
You need to make this an actual TV show 😂😂😂
😂😂
I had no idea she was standing there the whole time 😂😂
earlier than james charles can say hey sisters
Like Diego wouldn't sit around drinking all day then scramble to clean everything 5 minutes before Benita came home. I thought she had a job? In any case, the minute she became self sufficient she would probably leave for work and never come back.
As a mexican I'd say the ending would have been more accurate if she said "tas pendejo".
Metermaid, the stereotypical job for someone incapable of getting a real job.
When I saw the notification I knew I had to watch this video lol 😂😁
i really love the subtle criticism in these videos
Just the funniest videos ever, love these since discovering them a few months ago. Diego is a legend.........."I don't give a shit".
this is the only good thing about monday
😅 Diego makes me forget all my troubles 😅love you all the way from Kenya 🇰🇪😘
"I'm charging you for making me have this conversation". That's 💯 the mood.
"You're charging me for having this conversation?"
"I'm charging you for make ME have this conversation."
I GOTTA USE THAT!!! 🤣🤣🤣