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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024

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  • @camwae
    @camwae 3 года назад +1793

    “ You’re entitled to be a dumb ass “ this tax man is savage and subtle at the same time 😂

    • @Galaxy-MediaX
      @Galaxy-MediaX 3 года назад +21

      Ikr

    • @nja1497
      @nja1497 Год назад +2

      I need to use this line in my classroom

    • @hockey1freak
      @hockey1freak Год назад +1

      i need to use this line on my patients.

    • @davidgerholdt5416
      @davidgerholdt5416 17 дней назад

      Entitled to being a dumbass, if one so chooses.

  • @SplashAttackTCG
    @SplashAttackTCG 3 года назад +1395

    “I’m finding myself.”
    I felt that. 🤣😅

  • @DiamondLegee
    @DiamondLegee 3 года назад +3144

    As a Tax Preparer myself, I can confirm that Diego is that client we hope never comes back ever again😂

    • @shaquezr.9541
      @shaquezr.9541 3 года назад +107

      As a teenager who watches a lot of yt vids, idk what you guys mean

    • @esauvera9289
      @esauvera9289 3 года назад +32

      @@shaquezr.9541 they do what turbo tax does

    • @shaquezr.9541
      @shaquezr.9541 3 года назад +10

      Esau Vera oh thanks bro

    • @xierraleone1905
      @xierraleone1905 2 года назад +9

      @@johnnyduplantis what was the 80s like?

    • @thatlaysbag6790
      @thatlaysbag6790 2 года назад +6

      @@johnnyduplantis nice

  • @abulkair6472
    @abulkair6472 3 года назад +588

    "I've been really busy"
    But u..u don't have a job
    "I've been really busy LoOkiNg for a job"
    🤣🤣🤣 Hilarious

  • @modsmum
    @modsmum 3 года назад +435

    'My wife Benita or jail?..I choose jail' 🤣😂 He only took a split second to decide. 😆

    • @corpig4021
      @corpig4021 2 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @AssyrianNationalist6
      @AssyrianNationalist6 3 месяца назад

      You a poopy pants, you a poopy pants, liar liar pants on fire @modsmum let me do my dance

  • @fain5388
    @fain5388 3 года назад +2419

    "I'm recently divorced myself"
    Mean while Diego: "YOUR LUCKY"

  • @iommoh5869
    @iommoh5869 3 года назад +873

    Three things inevitable in life...
    - *Death*
    - *paying Taxes*
    - *Governments sounding exactly like your wife*

    • @joshuaphilips4862
      @joshuaphilips4862 3 года назад +5

      Not in my country
      Am free

    • @elram2649
      @elram2649 3 года назад +2

      ...and change.

    • @b-ner2616
      @b-ner2616 3 года назад +16

      @@joshuaphilips4862 you're immortal... Damn must be nice

    • @Din0Pyr0
      @Din0Pyr0 2 года назад +2

      @@joshuaphilips4862 you dont pay taxes??? I am reporting you to the I.R.S

    • @coflx
      @coflx 2 года назад

      @@Din0Pyr0 taxes? Why the hell does that exist

  • @Thisbenicol
    @Thisbenicol 3 года назад +703

    “I hate this country” killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @haniabndi1877
      @haniabndi1877 3 года назад +2

      OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that’s so crazy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @himprakashdas4482
      @himprakashdas4482 3 года назад +7

      God bless your soul. We will miss you❤️

  • @Adeios96
    @Adeios96 3 года назад +268

    This video has got me rolling. 😂 The SSN bit killed me because I used to work as a customer service rep for a tax return service and a customer asked me "What if I did work in the US but the SSN I used isn't real? Can I still file?" I really had to pause in disbelief when he said that, and this video brought that memory back in such a hilarious way hahah.

    • @hellogoodbye8978
      @hellogoodbye8978 2 года назад +4

      What!?

    • @kraevorn7483
      @kraevorn7483 Год назад

      What happened next?!

    • @Adeios96
      @Adeios96 Год назад +9

      @@kraevorn7483 I wasn't exactly sure how to proceed so I brought it to the attention of a higher up. By the time I explained the situation the customer realized telling me he was using a fake SSN probably wasn't the most secure choice he made that day lol, and he vanished from our text chat after a couple minutes of me typing to him. I'm not sure if anything happened to him after that though.

    • @holycrapchris
      @holycrapchris Год назад +10

      The answer is actually yes, you can file without an SSN. Technically the IRS requires an ITIN (Individual Taxpayer Identification Number). If you have an SSN, that's your ITIN. Otherwise, the IRS will issue you an ITIN. You can use this to file a tax return, even if your W2 statements have a fake SSN.

  • @Its-j
    @Its-j 3 года назад +246

    “Trust me my wife can do that too”😂

  • @jeffjefferson7634
    @jeffjefferson7634 3 года назад +179

    He now hates AND loves his wife, this is charectar development everyone

  • @sabeloking3950
    @sabeloking3950 3 года назад +260

    "I'm finding myself, okay?"😂

  • @orbygames7589
    @orbygames7589 3 года назад +203

    The way that he says slow down and slows down for 2 seconds than just starts speeding his name out!

  • @ShortHax
    @ShortHax 3 года назад +1102

    Before and after tax season we all want to have comma(s) in our bank account. But during tax season we want everything to disappear.

    • @blackjack4u
      @blackjack4u 3 года назад +3

      You have verified account, how come your comment is not on top?

    • @jameswyatt1304
      @jameswyatt1304 3 года назад +4

      For those of us escrowing our own taxes, it does. I've got to remember it's not *my* money in that account around then, LOL.

    • @milktea6676
      @milktea6676 3 года назад +2

      Bruh
      Also first furry

    • @Zen-zt4uk
      @Zen-zt4uk 3 года назад

      Can't relate to this

    • @Real_Zero_
      @Real_Zero_ 3 года назад

      Bro aren't u from blitz videos?

  • @kool-aidman3966
    @kool-aidman3966 3 года назад +4776

    His full name is literally every Latin name

    • @theg5806
      @theg5806 3 года назад +38

      No

    • @BigManDov
      @BigManDov 3 года назад +81

      @@theg5806 yes

    • @cringekiddo
      @cringekiddo 3 года назад +13

      @Esp no, the other Diego

    • @cringekiddo
      @cringekiddo 3 года назад +13

      @Esp yah, that one!

    • @Simmonee
      @Simmonee 3 года назад +9

      @Esp 😶😶😶😶😶
      Wow. That is a long name.

  • @mattxoom
    @mattxoom 2 года назад +61

    Tax Guy: "So you're currently unemployed."
    Diego: "I'm finding myself."
    Me: LOOOOOOL

  • @ybb_papertrail7137
    @ybb_papertrail7137 3 года назад +83

    As a CPA, "You're entitled to be a dumbass" killed me 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @The_Bahamian_Intellectual
    @The_Bahamian_Intellectual 3 года назад +194

    « i mean you’re entitled to be a dumbass » I laughed so hard 😂

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 3 года назад +657

    "Nothing in life is certain except for death and taxes" - Beff Jezos

    • @jameswyatt1304
      @jameswyatt1304 3 года назад +5

      Got a citation? Most of The Internet says Seth Lloyd...

    • @dabaja1912
      @dabaja1912 3 года назад +4

      Jeff bezos*

    • @dabaja1912
      @dabaja1912 3 года назад +2

      @mohamed el bery thanks i know were friends it was a joke

    • @dabaja1912
      @dabaja1912 3 года назад +1

      @kovu ! we’re friends… it was a joke

    • @Klick404
      @Klick404 3 года назад +3

      There’s one thing that’s also certain in life: People telling you the things that are certain in life

  • @talalzakry
    @talalzakry 3 года назад +129

    This guy DIEGO really kills me laughing every time I watch one of his sketches , even for a thousand times , cheers for diego and benita

  • @shivang_55
    @shivang_55 3 года назад +81

    I can see Diego in "NASA" complaining not getting good songs on radio...

  • @2birdfriends
    @2birdfriends 3 года назад +78

    There should to be a Netflix series for this. "I choose jail" 😂💀😂

    • @kraevorn7483
      @kraevorn7483 Год назад +1

      Awkward puppets should be on Netflix

    • @Inferno65
      @Inferno65 Год назад

      I would definitely enjoy a series where an obnoxious, tequila-chugging puppet gets beat up in prison.

  • @tajklair
    @tajklair 3 года назад +69

    Asks for his year of birth, Diego be like “take it easy bro” like it was a hard question

    • @sofiafontes4741
      @sofiafontes4741 3 года назад +4

      I ain't so sure if this is qualified as an r/wooosh comment?

  • @grandpahouse
    @grandpahouse 3 года назад +158

    Diego: I’ve been very busy
    Him: But you don’t have a job
    Diego: very busy looking for a job

  • @israelolabige1061
    @israelolabige1061 3 года назад +114

    Diego is just the Inner me:
    I'm pretty lazy

  • @galaxygamer8436
    @galaxygamer8436 Год назад +35

    When your ever in a bad mood watch Diego to light up your mood😂😂

  • @sbahadur95
    @sbahadur95 3 года назад +67

    Wow, Diego off his game. No mention of tequila 😮

  • @chessmasterbob8651
    @chessmasterbob8651 3 года назад +69

    These guys deserve a medal of honor

  • @johngullo9420
    @johngullo9420 3 года назад +64

    Diego needs that refund money for tequila.

  • @saimashaikh3069
    @saimashaikh3069 3 года назад +38

    Consultant: *Asks Diego's last name*
    Diego:*Says literally every Hispanic last names he could remember*

  • @anupambiswas7119
    @anupambiswas7119 3 года назад +50

    Rudy Is One Of The Most Underrated RUclipsrs Of The World. All Love Rudy.

    • @maxxcobb
      @maxxcobb 3 года назад

      Agreed!!!

    • @maxgemstone7257
      @maxgemstone7257 3 года назад +2

      He has over 7 million subscribers and over 1.8 million in this channel. Wtf does "underrated" mean to you?

    • @anupambiswas7119
      @anupambiswas7119 3 года назад

      @@maxgemstone7257 People with cringe content are getting more subscribers and attention than him. Just follow his other fellow youtubers. You will know wtf is wtf!

    • @maxgemstone7257
      @maxgemstone7257 3 года назад +1

      Anupam Biswas That doesn't mean he's underrated lol

    • @anupambiswas7119
      @anupambiswas7119 3 года назад +1

      @@maxgemstone7257 you need to have a little idea of being underrated. Lifeless people are not underrated. People not getting the amount of attention they really deserves are.

  • @IonlyKnow1D
    @IonlyKnow1D 3 года назад +12

    "I'm recently divorced"
    "You're lucky"
    This had me killed

  • @GengarGuy999
    @GengarGuy999 3 года назад +47

    Man I’ve been waiting forever for another awkward puppets video.

    • @tiffanymichaels2429
      @tiffanymichaels2429 3 года назад +2

      There was a channel that was releasing Awkward Puppets videos. I don't know if they were ones that Awkward Puppets channel decided not to release for some reason or they were getting released early. But obviously it must have been doing it without permission. The channel disappeared without a trace. Can't even find the videos in my history. Too bad, there was a hilarious one were drunk Diego has a conversation with the moon. There's a whole song and everything. It was hilarious. All several videos they had were gold. Hope they will end up on Awkward Puppets channel soon. Also an awesome recording of part of Rudy playing at a concert. All gone 😔

    • @tiffanymichaels2429
      @tiffanymichaels2429 2 года назад

      @Rohlua Marohlua it is now yes. But back when I first wrote this comment someone had released the videos before they were supposed to be. There were 3 videos that were released at the same time. They were only up for a day then they and the channel that released them was removed. Eventually the Awkward Puppets released the videos one at a time on the days intended.

  • @Teensexpectationd
    @Teensexpectationd 3 года назад +22

    *being married makes more money"... Yes, then i am married

  • @thedottinator4383
    @thedottinator4383 3 года назад +30

    At this point, it is basically Diego (and friends).

  • @blackhood7200
    @blackhood7200 3 года назад +93

    I would really like to see Diego go to Japan. I can imagine what it'd be like if he discovered anime, kimonos, and other things Japanese.

    • @juliant6581
      @juliant6581 3 года назад +1

      okay weeb

    • @vdrose
      @vdrose 3 года назад

      @@juliant6581 Dude really?

    • @nukiradio
      @nukiradio 3 года назад

      He doesnt need to go to Japan to see anime

    • @vdrose
      @vdrose 3 года назад

      @@nukiradio Yes but that doesn't mean he can't go to japan and see the culture. And he could go to japan to see other things. Like the places, food, etc. Just because someone suggests he should go and see anime doesn't mean they are a weeb.

    • @Zen-zt4uk
      @Zen-zt4uk 3 года назад

      @@vdrose some ppl are just like that man, let's all just make a funny joke about tequila and move on

  • @ishangoyal6282
    @ishangoyal6282 3 года назад +14

    "Do you have any W-2s?"
    "Who??"

  • @emmanuelamoobentil8487
    @emmanuelamoobentil8487 3 года назад +8

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Almost spilled coffee on my laptop. The slow saying his name part killed me. Finally Diego is back

  • @ssekelopromise4886
    @ssekelopromise4886 3 года назад +15

    just after Diego said his name, imagine if he was asked, "Sir are you American?" , and I wonder where he got those Christmas broken lights

  • @obumbrata2k7
    @obumbrata2k7 3 года назад +19

    These shorts are the best thing that happened to us in the last year. I think they are hilarious and would pay for hours of this. Keep up the great work.

  • @kraevorn7483
    @kraevorn7483 Год назад +31

    Diego has never heard of a SSN, the IRS, W-2s, Unemployment income but knows what a tax return is.
    This man is truly Diego.

  • @PurpleBroadcast
    @PurpleBroadcast 3 года назад +7

    3:04 "but what if i told you, i know the guy who makes the laws"

  • @247developer5
    @247developer5 3 года назад +95

    The government sounds exactly like my wife..

  • @luckyirishpotato9680
    @luckyirishpotato9680 3 года назад +23

    Diego says his full name 10 years later he gets on the last 100 words

  • @SMBPlushShow
    @SMBPlushShow 2 года назад +5

    Who else thought the title was Texas lol

  • @TheDarkestMarcus
    @TheDarkestMarcus Год назад +4

    The puppets are so deadpan yet so expressive, it's crazy! Lol

  • @Yoramirezquijano
    @Yoramirezquijano 3 года назад +7

    "I mean you're entitled to be a dumbass." That got me 😭

  • @tadesubaru1383
    @tadesubaru1383 3 года назад +29

    We can always count on Diego

  • @hadassahchile2092
    @hadassahchile2092 3 года назад +8

    Honestly if I was working and someone like this walked in🤣🤣 I would just walk out of my office cause damn I don't have the patience, Diego is so annoying. 😂😂😂😂

  • @clockztickin
    @clockztickin 3 года назад +2

    "But, what if I told you... that I don't care" 🤣😅🤣 Dead

  • @risingcode3909
    @risingcode3909 2 года назад +6

    "I hate this country" literally me every day lmao

  • @radiantgreg9776
    @radiantgreg9776 3 года назад +38

    Certified Greg moment.

  • @markoarandjelovic671
    @markoarandjelovic671 3 года назад +28

    Already know this is going to be a banger

  • @robnalu6436
    @robnalu6436 3 года назад +2

    LOL!!!
    "What is your SS#"
    Diego - what?
    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @mohammadabdulrahman7594
    @mohammadabdulrahman7594 3 года назад +8

    Just keep those rolling man, I don't know about other people, but for me, diego >>> any vine ever made. This can actually become a great movie character .

  • @hanansaber4032
    @hanansaber4032 2 года назад +1

    "Okay can you add like 2 more threes"
    LMAO I'M DEAD

  • @Someone_1156
    @Someone_1156 3 года назад +16

    Finally the king of laughter is here

  • @embassador_r610
    @embassador_r610 3 года назад +3

    "you are entitled to be a dumbass" really hit it 😂😂

  • @28ebdh3udnav
    @28ebdh3udnav 3 года назад +7

    I was getting worried about Diego for a few weeks now. I thought for a second his wife had finally locked him up

  • @magicalwitch456
    @magicalwitch456 3 года назад +2

    "so your saying I have to chose between my wife and jail? I chose jail" 😂😂

  • @rebecavieira4306
    @rebecavieira4306 2 года назад +7

    As a Latina myself I can agree on the last name 😂
    U should see how long it takes for my hugh school teachers to read it out loud 😂😂😂

  • @JaytheblueJ
    @JaytheblueJ 3 года назад +1

    Diego is the best character on the channel

  • @dioorrr
    @dioorrr 3 года назад +3

    "yeah trust me, my wife can do that too" lmao😂

  • @Phenomenallstudio
    @Phenomenallstudio 3 года назад +1

    You're 21 years old?
    Are you sure ?
    Nah😂

  • @bskiez
    @bskiez 3 года назад +8

    "I Hate This Country" that was the funniest closing scene ever!

  • @mahammadmuradov158
    @mahammadmuradov158 3 года назад +2

    Am i the only one who loves the way he says "of course, I du"?

  • @Etashy
    @Etashy 3 года назад +4

    "my wife can do that too"
    😂

  • @CosplayCore
    @CosplayCore 3 года назад +2

    “I mean, you’re entitled to be a dumbass.” Would be a great t-shirt. 🤣

  • @firegodmiguel
    @firegodmiguel 3 года назад +4

    A return to form for awkward puppets. Love to see it

  • @noonakimmoni7372
    @noonakimmoni7372 3 года назад +1

    How on earth this video only has 300k views?... it deserves millions

  • @jlagunas924
    @jlagunas924 3 года назад +3

    Awkward puppets on a Tuesday?? What a treat 😎

  • @davidgerardobalderasmoreno2840
    @davidgerardobalderasmoreno2840 Год назад +2

    Diego is such a funny character

  • @Fruutu
    @Fruutu 2 года назад +3

    I love these because how awkward and funny they are

  • @sharkdentures3247
    @sharkdentures3247 2 года назад +1

    Man, EVERY line was da bomb! SO funny!

  • @thekatking
    @thekatking 3 года назад +6

    I have an idea, what if Diego tells Benita that he’s sober, then he goes to the bar (where his Benita works) then he shows up, but with a fake mustache, on top of his mustache. When he arrives he says “I’ll have the usual” then Benita says “I’ve never seen you a day in my life” Diego “Wait… I mean… I’ve never been here before, and my n- I mean… nevermind” Benita “wh- umm, whatever, what would you like” Diego “a tequila on the rocks”
    Benita “hmmm, something about you, reminds me of something, someone… hmm, weird. Is that all? Diego “yeah, that’s a- “*fake mustache begins to fall off because everyone knows that those suck. Diego “Oh fu- wait what? We’re you saying something? Cause… I wasn’t…” Benita “is that a fake mustache?” Diego “whaaaat? Nooooo, why would I wear a fake mustache?” * Benita pulls of fake mustache. Benita “Hah, I kne- Diego, is that you?” Diego “whaat? Noooo, who’s Diego? I don’t know a Diego” Benita “Diego, your not fooling anyone, you told me you where sober, so now you will not drink tequila ever again! Now shoo, I’ve got customers” Diego “oh s**t”
    (Awkward puppets can make any changes to the script thingy)
    Note: I got to about where Benita was saying that Diego will never drink again, when I remembered that Benita kinda quit that job because Diego “got a job” but I’m just going to assume that she got the job back because Diego lied about the construction job, hopefully I did not just waste 2-3 hours of my time making this for no reason.

  • @lGlppl
    @lGlppl 5 месяцев назад

    "What if I told you.... that I don't care" 🤣

  • @jjunbeatable9522
    @jjunbeatable9522 3 года назад +7

    Pablo Diego Jose Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno Maria de Los Remedios Cipriano de la Santisima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso Carlos Alejandro Gonzalez Maria Lucia Mendoza Macarena Chipotle Tapatio Con Queso Our Guacamole Ferrarella Santiago Rodriguez Luis Ignacio Roberto Constantino Mario Jesus Antonio Arturo David Gerardo

  • @abrahamzacarias9942
    @abrahamzacarias9942 3 года назад +1

    what do you think i am, mark cuban? solid reference

  • @melissamele1305
    @melissamele1305 3 года назад +4

    "What if I told you......
    I don't care"
    Perfect

  • @amandakeys8659
    @amandakeys8659 3 года назад +2

    Wooo hoooo Diego back with a smashing one 😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️😀😀

  • @awisintaro
    @awisintaro 3 года назад +5

    What a perfect time to watch this before watching match Italy vs Spain

  • @Multimamabolo
    @Multimamabolo 3 года назад +1

    10 seconds in the video & I'm already on the floor 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @zzzaaalll
    @zzzaaalll 3 года назад +13

    Diego's name is getting big like his subscribers 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @death5talker45
    @death5talker45 Год назад

    The Government Sounds Exactly Like My Wife!!! Bravo Good Sir!! Hilarious 😂

  • @lahanwelgama4144
    @lahanwelgama4144 3 года назад +3

    Diego's back to business

  • @exalator791
    @exalator791 3 года назад +1

    'I am recently divorced'
    'You're so lucky'
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @neilkatarkar2755
    @neilkatarkar2755 3 года назад +3

    Diego, nice to see you after long time it great way to start my day by getting notification from Diego 🤣🤣😂

  • @TenCentsHarbourAdventures
    @TenCentsHarbourAdventures 3 года назад +2

    Diego On A Tuesday? Wow!

  • @TITOFROG1
    @TITOFROG1 Год назад +3

    This Diego character is so lovable ... and funny. Where and how can we meet him? I missed and wish to write down his last name. Excellent sketch ... and muchos bravo !!! 😍✌🤣🤣

  • @noneyabidnez6489
    @noneyabidnez6489 2 года назад +1

    Diego to his wife: Loving you is complicated, loving you is complicated!!

  • @tone2tuff791
    @tone2tuff791 3 года назад +5

    I haven’t watch this in so long

  • @Exploratorium360
    @Exploratorium360 3 года назад +1

    I have to watch 3 times to catch up with Diego 😂 omg he is hilarious bro

  • @vincevu5602
    @vincevu5602 3 года назад +7

    how'd this get only 30 views in 19 days

    • @MrBlue-xt7ny
      @MrBlue-xt7ny 3 года назад

      It's seems not to be listed

    • @lesoilder7683
      @lesoilder7683 3 года назад

      Actually it is on most funny videos

  • @shenawy1_games
    @shenawy1_games 9 месяцев назад

    Unemployment "
    when the government sends you money in order to make ends meet while you looking for work"
    "Holy sh*t that's a thing???" 😂😂😂😂😂
    So hilarious 😂 ‏‪1:45

  • @KingKingtheFirstI
    @KingKingtheFirstI 3 года назад +3

    So refreshing to see everyone without face masks. Good Show!

  • @machellovelivelife658
    @machellovelivelife658 2 года назад

    “So you’re unemployed “
    “I’m finding myself”

  • @hamdankhant
    @hamdankhant 3 года назад +6

    Really need some Diego stuff... it's been a long time now..

  • @marcelomuela9072
    @marcelomuela9072 3 года назад +2

    This is the first video that Diego didn’t mention Tequila 😂👌🏾

  • @gavinharvill6140
    @gavinharvill6140 3 года назад +4

    Imagine having a David Lopez puppet

  • @jasondean7896
    @jasondean7896 3 года назад +2

    The only funny puppets to watch on youtube