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  • @AwkwardPuppets
    @AwkwardPuppets  3 года назад +10846

    Like this video if you aren't a vegan.

    • @minfiresmanyeah
      @minfiresmanyeah 3 года назад +134

      What if I'm vegetarian 😂

    • @alirazi9198
      @alirazi9198 3 года назад +79

      @@minfiresmanyeah you are not a vegan

    • @dcdvvc
      @dcdvvc 3 года назад +13

      Wassup Carlos

    • @GomezMedia1
      @GomezMedia1 3 года назад +55

      You mean like this video if you are normal.

    • @GomezMedia1
      @GomezMedia1 3 года назад +9

      @@dcdvvc wassup

  • @itsqmu466
    @itsqmu466 3 года назад +7695

    “so its a salad wrapped in a salad with a side of salad”

    • @jplarrivey6225
      @jplarrivey6225 3 года назад +47

      It’s bekfast

    • @me12rocks
      @me12rocks 3 года назад +36

      This 1 is my favorite... 😅

    • @monsterman121
      @monsterman121 3 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nathangi7917
      @nathangi7917 3 года назад +5

      It's light and delicious...

    • @subhan6802
      @subhan6802 3 года назад +13

      How you get 1000 likes just by saying what they said in the vid

  • @hometube66
    @hometube66 3 года назад +7104

    "listen lady i don't care about the planet when i'm hungry."
    weirdly relatable.

    • @fr3ddyfazbr106
      @fr3ddyfazbr106 3 года назад +82

      ikr? i dont know why, but it just really hits close to home 🤷

    • @daddyscrapes
      @daddyscrapes 3 года назад +12

      😂😂😂😂

    • @gamergirlnami2186
      @gamergirlnami2186 3 года назад +23

      this might be the funniest
      elatable comment I've ever seen😂😂😂

    • @jayjayfisher7910
      @jayjayfisher7910 3 года назад +5

      This is so relatable

    • @lotussim6970
      @lotussim6970 3 года назад +1

      Lol 😆

  • @elcreatescontent
    @elcreatescontent 3 года назад +1204

    “No meat, no cheese, no bread and no alcohol?’’
    “Why do you hate happiness?”

  • @LegoMoviesSuck
    @LegoMoviesSuck Год назад +169

    Diego was chill AF. Even his rage was pure chill.

  • @matthewvaldovinos3731
    @matthewvaldovinos3731 3 года назад +4312

    "I dont care about the planet when I'm hungry"
    Why is that such a mood?😂😂

    • @atriacharya2967
      @atriacharya2967 3 года назад +41

      I'm studying electrical engineering and want to go into solar energy research later on. BUT I TOO DON'T CARE ABOUT THE PLANET WHEN I'M HUNGRYYYY!!!!

    • @chickentendiessa
      @chickentendiessa 3 года назад +17

      who do the frick cares at the planet when hungry
      jk
      lol
      lol
      lol

    • @tiedyemanatee9291
      @tiedyemanatee9291 3 года назад +7

      This is why we see so much litter. Because people who don’t care about their health in turn don’t care about the planets health

    • @gioliv5636
      @gioliv5636 3 года назад +4

      @@tiedyemanatee9291 don’t worry dude USA only a joke

    • @bloodproxy
      @bloodproxy 3 года назад +2

      AMEN

  • @davidelizarraga6326
    @davidelizarraga6326 3 года назад +13973

    Diego: No meat, no cheese, no bread, and no alcohol?
    "Correct"
    Diego: do you hate happiness?

  • @sleepdeprivedhorseman4835
    @sleepdeprivedhorseman4835 2 года назад +196

    “I tried meditation once, I fell asleep for 3 days.” That had me crying bro. The therapy part, too f*ckin true bro

    • @jcpnlz
      @jcpnlz Год назад +6

      Bro i spat out my food i was dying and coughing at the same time haha.

    • @123legoz4
      @123legoz4 Год назад +2

      Same😂

    • @Greenkitten45
      @Greenkitten45 Год назад +3

      That sounded amazing but also had me 😂😂😂

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun 10 месяцев назад +1

      Therapy can actually be wonderful if you’re struggling

    • @user-ny5kg8jj5v
      @user-ny5kg8jj5v 3 месяца назад

      Weak

  • @imjustavillagerdude.5527
    @imjustavillagerdude.5527 2 года назад +363

    “Lady I do not care about being heathy or being sustainable I just want food in my mouth that doesn’t taste like shit.”
    Way too relatable.

    • @Coryraisa
      @Coryraisa Год назад +4

      Definitely relatable!!! I love this!!!!

  • @lessermook7608
    @lessermook7608 3 года назад +3005

    she's getting revenge for that bad customer service last time.

  • @CloudpiIIows
    @CloudpiIIows 3 года назад +4878

    “Can I have an all natural, organic, fresh pressed tequila.”

    • @jocomfiresin6982
      @jocomfiresin6982 3 года назад +42

      He said "do you have" putting it in quotations then fucking up the quote is just dumb...

    • @sitoa3343
      @sitoa3343 3 года назад +62

      @@jocomfiresin6982 Calm down, they watched the video and probably remembered it wrong.

    • @jocomfiresin6982
      @jocomfiresin6982 3 года назад +18

      @@sitoa3343 I am very calm. A misquote only slowly snowballs till it has no semblance of it's meaning. I'm just pointing out the mistake for her sake.

    • @digdootyditches6789
      @digdootyditches6789 3 года назад +13

      @@jocomfiresin6982 gæ

    • @jocomfiresin6982
      @jocomfiresin6982 3 года назад +6

      @@digdootyditches6789 Where we going mate?

  • @beatricebrown6581
    @beatricebrown6581 Год назад +53

    1:54 “No meat?”
    Why would a cupcake have meat? 🤣

    • @bernalshawn39
      @bernalshawn39 Год назад +6

      The egg

    • @rollout1984
      @rollout1984 Год назад +4

      Have you ever seen Cupcake Wars? They give the bakers the most bizarre ingredients you'd never put into a cupcake then the judges get all snobby when the cactus and salmon cupcake doesn't impress them

    • @PranavPalakode
      @PranavPalakode 2 месяца назад

      True tho 😂

  • @brenyatta
    @brenyatta 2 года назад +139

    “I care about food in my mouth that does not taste like shit.”
    -Diego, but also pretty much everyone

  • @lonekirin905
    @lonekirin905 3 года назад +2530

    Employee: How does a tofu spinnach sub sound?
    Diego: Sounds depressing

  • @Codeez2
    @Codeez2 3 года назад +2412

    Diego: "I tried meditation once and fell asleep for 3 days".

    • @chuggggggy
      @chuggggggy 3 года назад +57

      Sounds like he overly succeeded at it then.

    • @Xenoscoutknight
      @Xenoscoutknight 3 года назад +63

      And therapy what’s the point in paying someone to tell you sh*t you already know?

    • @pifflesomepuffnadder855
      @pifflesomepuffnadder855 3 года назад +17

      @@Xenoscoutknight That line was perfect! Honestly, I've never really been in therapy, but if it's exactly how Diego puts it, then I don't know how to feel.

    • @justsomevids4541
      @justsomevids4541 3 года назад +14

      @@pifflesomepuffnadder855 you should see a therapist about that

    • @pifflesomepuffnadder855
      @pifflesomepuffnadder855 3 года назад +2

      @@justsomevids4541 Heh.

  • @electrogestapo
    @electrogestapo Год назад +32

    You gotta admire the man's single-mindedness and determination.

  • @nomAn_ghxst
    @nomAn_ghxst 2 года назад +2

    “I don’t care about the planet when I’m hungry”😭😭🤣

  • @vitof8735
    @vitof8735 3 года назад +1832

    "I'm impressed"
    "So would you like to order?"
    "NO"
    I'm dead

    • @leooo770
      @leooo770 3 года назад +20

      “Wait what?”

    • @philiplathrop9250
      @philiplathrop9250 3 года назад +3

      F in the chat

    • @Scouty222
      @Scouty222 Год назад +3

      “It’s good for like..for vegan food. It’s not good for like…food food ya know?”

    • @jcd221
      @jcd221 Год назад

      ​@@Scouty222 no I don't

    • @Scouty222
      @Scouty222 Год назад

      @@jcd221 alright what about drinks? You got any drinks?

  • @iMangoVerde
    @iMangoVerde 3 года назад +1571

    "It's good for vegan food, it's not good for food food" 😂 I feel him lmaooo

    • @LoveIncest
      @LoveIncest 3 года назад +23

      I mean, some vegan food is actually pretty dope, but... some meat in between wouldn't hurt 😭😭😭

    • @keithoshei6683
      @keithoshei6683 3 года назад +5

      @@LoveIncest bro your name? Are you a chick or a dude.

    • @keithoshei6683
      @keithoshei6683 3 года назад +2

      @Benjamin Guess no. Just asked weird name. Seems like something a guy would say but the pic is a chick.

    • @bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323
      @bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323 3 года назад +9

      There is some vegan food i actually like, but non-vegan food still tends to taste better...

    • @gobby2127
      @gobby2127 3 года назад +1

      Vegan food is nasty cardboard plus it's not healthy.

  • @look4thestarss
    @look4thestarss 2 года назад +41

    The fact that he kept asking for more options instead of just living made me laugh so hard
    Diego: “how do you make ur problems go away?”
    Her: “by meditation and therapy”
    Diego: “ I tried meditating once fell asleep for 3 days and therapy, what’s the point of paying someone to tell u sh*t that u already know”

  • @wainted7132
    @wainted7132 2 года назад +5

    " i dont care about the planet when im hungry" lol same

  • @lynxager
    @lynxager 3 года назад +462

    "do you have all natural, organic fresh pressed tequila"

  • @luckyhair7052
    @luckyhair7052 3 года назад +2731

    Quote of the day...”I don’t care about the planet when I’m hungry”😂😂Thank you Diego!
    Edit: I had a crap day today so thank you to everyone who liked this I’m very great full!🙏

    • @nqobilengcobo9285
      @nqobilengcobo9285 3 года назад +11

      lol relatable

    • @crab_crew
      @crab_crew 3 года назад +5

      So true

    • @Natural_Power
      @Natural_Power 3 года назад +7

      This sentence is changing my life

    • @themindset4164
      @themindset4164 3 года назад +9

      That statement holds so much power. Diego just dropped the take of the fucking century lmao 😂

    • @alotaran
      @alotaran 3 года назад +3

      Fun fact they are saving the animals and killing the plants lol

  • @fitnesslegacy-net
    @fitnesslegacy-net Год назад +13

    “Listen lady, I don’t care about the planet when I’m hungry.”
    Absolutely killed me 😂😂😂😂

  • @Basinrails
    @Basinrails Год назад +7

    “Listen, Lady. I don’t care about the planet when I’m hungry.”
    He’s got a point.

  • @josemelendez7691
    @josemelendez7691 3 года назад +895

    “Lady, I don’t care about sustainable, I don’t care about healthy, I care about food in my mouth that does not taste like sh*t” 😂🤣

  • @icallprettypeopleugly1604
    @icallprettypeopleugly1604 3 года назад +629

    "we don't serve alcohol here sir"
    diego: *mexican mode activated*

  • @ahmed_99x
    @ahmed_99x 3 года назад +10

    0:09 what the hell did u say to me 😂😂💔
    Diego is a legend

  • @itsjust_theog826
    @itsjust_theog826 3 года назад +13

    1:34 best lines I've had ever heard

  • @lauraeli237
    @lauraeli237 3 года назад +617

    “It sounds depressing “ JAJAJAJAJAAJAJANAJAJAJAJ that killed me

  • @hasmathsyed3234
    @hasmathsyed3234 3 года назад +388

    “How does a tofu spinach sub sound?”
    “It sounds depressing”

    • @evanrichter6191
      @evanrichter6191 3 года назад +2

      It does

    • @corpig4021
      @corpig4021 2 года назад

      😂👍

    • @lucianowillemse8244
      @lucianowillemse8244 2 года назад

      Tofu can be pretty tasty if you know how to make it taste good as in Japanese cooking. But y'all 'Muricans don't know real flavour except ultra-processed junk food.

  • @Supesrtar_28
    @Supesrtar_28 3 года назад +19

    “Alright I’ll just have a steak and a beer please”had me on the floor😂🤣

  • @MHTutorials3D
    @MHTutorials3D 2 года назад +34

    That's the world we live in LOL

  • @michaeliroegbu7240
    @michaeliroegbu7240 3 года назад +152

    She's telling a Mexican what a taco should be? 😂😂😭😭

    • @yucol5661
      @yucol5661 3 года назад +4

      tacos are not really mexican food from mexico. They are TexMex

    • @athousandyearoldfossil5059
      @athousandyearoldfossil5059 3 года назад +10

      @@yucol5661
      They are from Mexico.
      We got Texmex way back when immigrants were on the rise and since food was still very regional, they made tacos with whatever they could find in America, making Texmex, American tacos, Fried tacos, and others. As a quote from this documentary I watched.
      "The American taco, is a taco of survival"

    • @abner0920
      @abner0920 3 года назад +8

      @@yucol5661 No, they actually are mexican.

    • @michaeliroegbu7240
      @michaeliroegbu7240 3 года назад

      @@yucol5661 really?

    • @dianaval6082
      @dianaval6082 3 года назад +2

      Tacos are Mexican, but tocos what American think tacos are like hard shells and lettuce and cheese that’s TexMex totally different, Taco Bell isn’t Mexican good it’s TexMex food it’s basically American food mixed with a little of Mexican

  • @dayumsun8395
    @dayumsun8395 3 года назад +313

    "What's the point of paying someone to tell you sht you already know? "
    -Diego, 2020

    • @ajaxgamr4458
      @ajaxgamr4458 3 года назад +11

      He has a valid point.

    • @gericko4931
      @gericko4931 3 года назад +5

      @@ajaxgamr4458 not really, the work of those people goes way beyond telling someone something they already know. The real work of them is giving people tools to overcome a problem they are facing, they will not fix it because they are not you, but they will tell you what you can do to improve the situation. Personally I went to one of my university's psychologists and he told me what I had but in a way I had not think about it before. Specifically I have social anxiety and multiple childhood traumas but I didn't know they were real problems until I talked with my psychologist. It was really helpful and it helped me overcoming my problems and understanding myself a lot better. If I didn't have ask for help when I did I would be struggling really hard and at the edge of suicidal thoughts and depression.

    • @ajaxgamr4458
      @ajaxgamr4458 3 года назад +11

      @@gericko4931 it was a joke. Sorry if it was not obvious.

    • @Ookami20
      @Ookami20 2 года назад +1

      This was the one I was looking for lol

    • @ahmedrrqqq3396
      @ahmedrrqqq3396 2 года назад +1

      That one killed me 🤣😂

  • @alexmason14490
    @alexmason14490 3 года назад +21

    "listen lady, i don't care about the planet when I'm hungry" LMAO.

  • @UMI.Fx6383
    @UMI.Fx6383 3 года назад +9

    Each time Diego speaks, he speaks legendary quotes

  • @Blossombarbiee
    @Blossombarbiee 3 года назад +290

    Diego: “Do you hate happiness”
    I’m dying 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @kanulesarmes3148
    @kanulesarmes3148 3 года назад +178

    “I tried meditation once, I fell asleep for 3 days.”
    I felt that...

  • @rafaelc.decarvalho1457
    @rafaelc.decarvalho1457 3 года назад +5

    Holy guacamole. The compadre who writes this material is a genius

  • @osamaalesayi6442
    @osamaalesayi6442 3 года назад +9

    2:47 OMG LOL....LMAO....🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 3 года назад +315

    If you come across a food truck that makes Broccoli Tacos, run away and don't look back

    • @fourteen_luan_14fortuin75
      @fourteen_luan_14fortuin75 3 года назад +12

      Get the hell out of there...

    • @minedemon6667
      @minedemon6667 3 года назад +5

      Jokes on you, I’m into that shit. Though, I would still keep the meat and put some of that white cheese into the mix as well. Otherwise it wouldn’t really be a taco.

    • @Icy_Monster
      @Icy_Monster 3 года назад +8

      I will run away, but im gonna look back to see the explosion

    • @natelicious_money170
      @natelicious_money170 3 года назад +2

      @@minedemon6667 if tacos have cheese or brocolli it isnt a real authentic Mexican taco

    • @minedemon6667
      @minedemon6667 3 года назад +2

      I’m Mexican myself, and my mom makes tacos. So, technically, if I just put broccoli and cheese inside, it’s still authentic. I’m known in my family for having a unique taste, I’m well aware.

  • @khalidrachad2673
    @khalidrachad2673 3 года назад +307

    "Do you have all natural organic fresh pressed tequila" 😂

    • @bagsy6941
      @bagsy6941 3 года назад +1

      69 likes glad I can ruin that >:)

  • @Zoroastrian88
    @Zoroastrian88 3 года назад +2

    Do you hate happiness? Ahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahah unjust Love this three things he says!!
    „A flower on a top of a cracker“ and
    „So it’s a salad wrapped in a salad with salad on the side?“ hahahaha i just love this guy

  • @qwertystar108
    @qwertystar108 3 года назад +5

    Diego: " Do you hate happiness ?" 2:25
    Me: Yeah Dude Nowadays people hate YOUR HAPPINESS. I dont know why

  • @carter-dq1uo
    @carter-dq1uo 3 года назад +570

    Lady: Tells him for 3 minutes that they don't do animal products or alchohol
    Diego: Can I have a steak and a beer please? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @garima240
      @garima240 3 года назад +13

      Yup literally laughed at that part so hard 🤣🤣😂😂

    • @evanrichter6191
      @evanrichter6191 3 года назад +2

      Deception

  • @jmptv4156
    @jmptv4156 3 года назад +180

    "Do you hate happiness?"
    "Of course not, i just love being depressed"

  • @supremeerickchaos4305
    @supremeerickchaos4305 2 года назад +1

    "look lady, I don't care about the planet when I am hungry"
    same

  • @caden9622
    @caden9622 3 года назад +22

    Vegan Teacher: We don’t do that here, how about a tree?
    Diego: 😑

    • @chukydromos
      @chukydromos 3 года назад +2

      Diego: A tequila tree?

  • @JohnSmith-ds3hd
    @JohnSmith-ds3hd 3 года назад +287

    Diego: I tried meditation once and fell asleep for three days.
    Me: Is it possible to learn this power?
    Diego: Not from a vegan.

    • @centralprocessingunit2564
      @centralprocessingunit2564 3 года назад +1

      gautama buddha was vegan.

    • @NibiruPrime2012
      @NibiruPrime2012 3 года назад +1

      Star Wars reference: Vegan Style!

    • @areyousureyouenteredyourna85
      @areyousureyouenteredyourna85 3 года назад +2

      Therapy made me crazy. No joke. Meditation, now THAT'S a joke!

    • @ezchannel493
      @ezchannel493 3 года назад

      Safe to say that my virtual Physical Science class in meditation. I fell asleep 15 minutes into the class until my Mom noticed and woke me up.

  • @darthshenron5180
    @darthshenron5180 2 года назад +8

    This is the most bursting laugh I've had watching diego specially the part do u hate happiness lol.

  • @adelowoadegbite3896
    @adelowoadegbite3896 3 года назад +2

    “I care about food in my mouth that does not taste like shit”😂😂

  • @samuelboundy7184
    @samuelboundy7184 3 года назад +49

    "What's the point of paying someone to tell you shit you already know?"
    Truer words, never spoken...

    • @patrickrkruger
      @patrickrkruger 3 года назад +3

      If its a dominatrix...

    • @NoOne-uo3kd
      @NoOne-uo3kd 3 года назад +1

      @@patrickrkruger not on this good christian minecraft server

  • @alikhan9480
    @alikhan9480 3 года назад +75

    1:12
    “I don’t care about the planet when I’m hungry”😭😂

  • @anonymousbeats4567
    @anonymousbeats4567 3 года назад +33

    "I don't care about the planet when I'm hungry"
    Best reply to vegans

  • @swarnakchowdhury3545
    @swarnakchowdhury3545 2 года назад +3

    "Do you hate happiness?"
    Laughed my ass off 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dutchess8
    @dutchess8 3 года назад +21

    2:38
    Diego: I tried meditation once and I fell asleep for 3 days
    😂😂😭
    Diego: and what's the point of paying someone to tell you things you already know
    💔but low key accurate

  • @69k_gold
    @69k_gold Год назад +3

    "We don't do that here.."
    "Why don't you do me instead.."

  • @jonahgoodman
    @jonahgoodman 10 месяцев назад

    I can't believe she keeps protecting the planet only by herself, and never gets tired of that.

  • @Edward_Gonzalez_777
    @Edward_Gonzalez_777 3 года назад +83

    I like how he says “What the hell did you just say to me” 😂

  • @lmaoooo49
    @lmaoooo49 3 года назад +42

    "What the he'll did you say to me" had me dying

  • @FattyPatty27
    @FattyPatty27 2 года назад +1

    I love the fact that there is no one else is in line and he is the only customer

  • @kronimusproductions9397
    @kronimusproductions9397 3 года назад +17

    2:25 “do you hate happiness?” 🤣

  • @francescabrando1695
    @francescabrando1695 3 года назад +67

    "So no meat, no cheese, no bread, no alcohol. Do you hate hapiness?"

    • @IceSpiceIceySpicey
      @IceSpiceIceySpicey 3 года назад

      That's rude:,-)

    • @VeggieGirl07
      @VeggieGirl07 3 года назад +1

      I'm happy that vegan cheese and impossible meat exist. That shit is bomb

  • @slowfingers3034
    @slowfingers3034 3 года назад +3

    "Idc about the planet, when I'm hungry"damnn... 😂

  • @dwhip49
    @dwhip49 Год назад +2

    The timing is amazing...pause..."what did you say to me?" ... Pause...thats a flower on a cracker" Gold!

  • @3mmaniskingg521
    @3mmaniskingg521 3 года назад +154

    Benita: What do you want
    Taquela or A divorce
    Diego: Tequila and a divorce

    • @nqobilengcobo9285
      @nqobilengcobo9285 3 года назад +6

      yep that's Diego tequila is his life not maria

    • @me12rocks
      @me12rocks 3 года назад +5

      Instead of 'Me' it should be 'Benitta'

    • @corpig4021
      @corpig4021 2 года назад

      😂

  • @riax7371
    @riax7371 3 года назад +47

    Deigo: “Thats a flower on a cracker”
    Me: 😂😂🤪

    • @ev.kid_3310
      @ev.kid_3310 3 года назад +1

      If you use “🤪”
      Your personality is more fucking blander then water

    • @riax7371
      @riax7371 3 года назад

      @@ev.kid_3310 i dont get it im lost

  • @Cloud_Effect
    @Cloud_Effect 3 месяца назад

    " Lady I dont care about sustainable I dont care about healthy I care about food I'm my mouth that does not taste bad" My favourite quote ever. From a puppet 💀

  • @khaleesi8874
    @khaleesi8874 5 месяцев назад +1

    This is probably my favorite awkward puppets sketch 😂😂😂😂

  • @danyile6130
    @danyile6130 3 года назад +86

    "How does a tofu spinach sub sound?"
    Diego: *I..it sounds depressing..*

  • @brijpalsingh2257
    @brijpalsingh2257 3 года назад +52

    "Sir are you gonna order something?"
    "Hmmm,ok I'll have a steak and a beer."

  • @dudeofdudes7699
    @dudeofdudes7699 3 года назад +4

    “Do you hate happiness” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ConquerorOfMountains
    @ConquerorOfMountains 2 года назад +3

    "i dont care about the planet when im hungry"
    LOL SO TRUE

  • @zosangliana6153
    @zosangliana6153 3 года назад +44

    "I don't care about the planet when I'm hungry" Feel that😂

  • @isaacfrank2801
    @isaacfrank2801 3 года назад +103

    "Hey lady, I don't care about sustainable, I don't care about healthy, I care about food in my mouth that doesn't taste like shit" 🤣🤣

  • @BlueVideosBR
    @BlueVideosBR 3 года назад +2

    "I don't care about the planet when I'm hungry"
    So human 😅

  • @JCP1992
    @JCP1992 10 месяцев назад +1

    Do you hate happiness?
    This got me. Hahaha

  • @yourlover6094
    @yourlover6094 3 года назад +20

    Every other human being: 🙎🏼‍♀️
    Diego: 🍸

  • @SprintMan
    @SprintMan 3 года назад +9

    0:33 god help me I’m fucking dying! 😂😂🤣🤣 “So it’s a salad, wrapped in a salad, with a side of salad”.

  • @MrManWithPlan
    @MrManWithPlan 2 года назад +1

    “I’ll have a steak and a beer”
    “Sir we don’t do happiness here”

  • @Tranquility32
    @Tranquility32 День назад

    “I don’t care about the planet when I’m hungry.” 😳😂

  • @jesselaakkonen
    @jesselaakkonen 3 года назад +51

    diego: ”no meat, no cheese, no bread and no alcohol?
    girl: correct!
    diego: like, do you hate happiness”
    lmaoo😭

  • @Gonegonegonegone
    @Gonegonegonegone 3 года назад +35

    "Do you hate happiness." Hahahaha. I'm laughing so hard!!!

  • @PranavPalakode
    @PranavPalakode Месяц назад +1

    “Instead of bread, you get almond.” 💀💀💀

  • @Meatforprotein
    @Meatforprotein 2 года назад +6

    Bru 2:16 🤣🤣

  • @pogchamp4381
    @pogchamp4381 3 года назад +33

    “It’s sounds depressing “
    Literally 2020 !

  • @boomer0.148
    @boomer0.148 3 года назад +15

    "Do you have all natural organic fresh pressed Taquila"
    Hilarious 🤣

  • @thelastpharoah6251
    @thelastpharoah6251 2 года назад +1

    - Do you have a gun for me ?
    - you already have one, sir !

  • @ChristopherGV
    @ChristopherGV 4 месяца назад +1

    "Do you hate happiness?"
    😂😂😂

  • @Moukraan
    @Moukraan 3 года назад +5

    1:15 "okay listen lady, I don't care about the planet when I'm hungry" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @alejandrovicedo5832
    @alejandrovicedo5832 3 года назад +40

    This guy is insane: new video every monday, only youtuber that delivers

    • @Icy_Monster
      @Icy_Monster 3 года назад +1

      Jacksepticeye who uploads almost daily: *You dare oppose me mortal*

  • @dropiq4762
    @dropiq4762 3 года назад +1

    How does a tofu spinach sub sound?
    Diego : it sounds depressing

  • @enoo1021
    @enoo1021 2 года назад

    “Listen lady, I don’t care about the planet when I’m hungry.” 😂😂

  • @kimia5506
    @kimia5506 3 года назад +22

    “Do you hate happiness” lmao😂😂

  • @nekkawaii
    @nekkawaii 3 года назад +10

    I like how the girl tells the Mexican man what a taco is and isn't lmao
    Tacosplaining(?

    • @rachkate76
      @rachkate76 3 года назад

      Just another day of toxic white supremacy.

    • @ev.kid_3310
      @ev.kid_3310 3 года назад +2

      @@rachkate76 I hope you’re joking

  • @arynrink2432
    @arynrink2432 2 года назад

    Listen lady, I don't care about the planet when I'm hungry.
    I have never heard anything more true and relatable then that sentence.

  • @yaoibabe
    @yaoibabe 3 года назад +3

    "what the hell you just say to me?"
    my thoughts exactly Diego lol

  • @luisg.7015
    @luisg.7015 3 года назад +10

    "So it's a salad wrapped in salad with a side of salad"
    XD

  • @durableproductions
    @durableproductions 3 года назад +3

    These puppets are saving the year