Yeah its actually a WALKWAY, not a bridge so your comment doesnt really make sense. A walkway and a bridge are two different things. Look it up bro! Im trying to belittle your comment in order to make myself feel better for not thinking of clever comments. To be honest, I dont even know what a walkway is! We all know it was a bridge that fell on him. I dont think my dad loved me.
An interesting theory I heard was that Picard never actualy leaves the Nexus, and every movie since then except the reboot has been his fantasies. That explains why he becomes an action hero ("I teamed up with James Kirk! Then I fought a bunch of mutants to protect the fountain of youth! And then I beamed aboard the evil Romulan command ship and just totally shot the place up!") and also why they make less and less sense as they go on.
Even though i *love* this movie, this might be the best Rifftrax favorites video i've seen. The lines about Teddy Ruxpin, "bouncin' on the Counselor" and Reading Rainbow were rampantly lol-worthy! Guinan Cologist. XD
It seems to be a rather sad fact that there is a shortage of good roles for older actors, especially ones capable of far better things. And especially given the decline in the quality of movies generally.
Chekov may have been an underutilized character, but Walter Koenig is absolutely brilliant. Alfred Bester of Babylon 5 is one of my favorite characters in fiction, period.
Kirk deserved to go out at the helm of burning bridge crashing to a Klingon/Romulan Battlecruiser in order to save the entire cosmos - NOT falling off a damn bridge!
While that is a valid point, I consider a plot hole to be something the writers/directors completely and totally forgot about, whereas bad writing is making your hero or villain stupidly powerful and able to overcome unrealistic amounts of hardship, like Shinzon. While Shinzon's ascension was not impossible, it was implausible enough to kill any enjoyment. The solar probe getting to the sun in eight seconds, the fact the Doctor doesn't beam BACK into the Nexus, and the shields are plot holes.
i think it has something to do with them having a clip of "the room" on their channel, another guy who posted rifftrax clips was suspended recently as well
Using Sulu's voice on his daughter is so much win, I died.
R.I.P Captain Kirk: his career started with him on the bridge...and ended with the bridge on him
😂Clever!
“Bridge on the captain!”
VERY nice!
Yeah its actually a WALKWAY, not a bridge so your comment doesnt really make sense. A walkway and a bridge are two different things. Look it up bro!
Im trying to belittle your comment in order to make myself feel better for not thinking of clever comments.
To be honest, I dont even know what a walkway is!
We all know it was a bridge that fell on him.
I dont think my dad loved me.
You gotta love that Shatner's last words are "OH MY!!!"
"I'll be bouncing on the Counselor" - LOVE IT
Rikker + Troi FTW!
"I can't help thinking...about those Golden Grahams..."
*laughs myself in seizures*
"Hello, earth to Picard?" I choked
Seeing Kirk die makes me wonder... should I buy more Rifftrax?
At 5:20, I wish they'd done the "Again with the finger!" line from THE SUNSHINE BOYS. That was a very good running joke on MST3K.
Again…with the finger!
"Picard to Farragut.."
"What did he just call that guy?!"
LOL, I thought the same thing, too.
Shatner himself did the best riff to this film during filming: 'Bridge on the captain!'
I think by this installment, they were hoping for camp. But I STILL cry when Data finds Spot, every time.
That "sounds perfect" was both hilarious and a good impression
An interesting theory I heard was that Picard never actualy leaves the Nexus, and every movie since then except the reboot has been his fantasies. That explains why he becomes an action hero ("I teamed up with James Kirk! Then I fought a bunch of mutants to protect the fountain of youth! And then I beamed aboard the evil Romulan command ship and just totally shot the place up!") and also why they make less and less sense as they go on.
(5:39-5:43) I love it when RiffTrax mock the technobabble dialogue!
Great compilation and ROFL at a great finishing riff.
"A personal message... from Earth!"
'It says Heloooo, Earth to Picaaaard!'
This was HILARIOUS!!!! I totally would buy the whole thing if I could find my DVD of this movie...
"Ensign Sulu, can you locate them?"
"Right away, captain."
I love it. I would have added the part where Worf shouts at Riker, "YOU GOT HAIR IN YOUR EAR!" I miss my computer's rifftraxes...
'but, Kirk is a TV hero, I grew up watching him'
'What are you trying to say?'
'I guess I'm trying to say.. BUY MORE RIFFTRAX'
The wind and the sea
Mike: Slab after slab of tawny men
XD
Even though i *love* this movie, this might be the best Rifftrax favorites video i've seen.
The lines about Teddy Ruxpin, "bouncin' on the Counselor" and Reading Rainbow were rampantly lol-worthy!
Guinan Cologist. XD
"Hey Nexus, I'm hoping to see the Longhorns take on the Sooners, see what you can do."
"YES, YES, Right Away Sir Sir."
LOL
"You don't have to quote me in Nike" LOL!
2:40
Freedom! Freedom to contract scurvy and lose all of your teeth at 22!
"Door? What behind this giant door?"
lol
“Romulan, Breen, and Klingon, oh my”
7:56 Even the teddy bear outranks Harry Kim. Somehow fitting.
“Lieutenant Ruxpin, noooo!”
"Picard to Farragut: two to beam up."
"What did he just call that guy?"
0:16
So they're trying to tell me this is the first time Kirk met Sulu's kid?
You'd think he would have mentioned her at some point.,,
No, I'ts just the first time they seen her since she was a wee one. The movie shows the whole clip :)
Let's be fair - if I had a daughter, I'd keep her away from Kirk, too!
“My place is at Priceline.com”
“Yeah, he won a hat!”
“It’s the man who stole my eyebrows”
I love how they throw in a "spooooooock"
"Reading rainbow...ungh!" LOL
It seems to be a rather sad fact that there is a shortage of good roles for older actors, especially ones capable of far better things. And especially given the decline in the quality of movies generally.
Agreed!!! Just remember that its just a show, we should really just relax. It's mystery grammer used with mithspelling.........
Though in his defense, he's done some great voice acting. And thank goodness for Heros Season 1 (to hell with the rest of it!)
"At least I'm getting better roles than Ben Kingsley. Poor sap is working for Uwe Boll."
07:43 Coincidentally, my reaction to Star Trek since 2013.
"something about a ring..." !!!!
00:19
Crying already. "Hello, captain."
"Port One, engage!"
Go that way!
@angelmarine1292 going on the first ship called HMS Enterprise, 1709. Their was a ship named that
"Oh, GOD, I,m going to star in 3 more of these movies, plus Chicken Little and Bambi 2."
BUY MORE RIFFTRAX really made me laugh
Chekov may have been an underutilized character, but Walter Koenig is absolutely brilliant. Alfred Bester of Babylon 5 is one of my favorite characters in fiction, period.
That straightens my legs!!
Kirk deserved to go out at the helm of burning bridge crashing to a Klingon/Romulan Battlecruiser in order to save the entire cosmos - NOT falling off a damn bridge!
That last joke was great!
Spoooock.........
Zeng Vuh Sybock!!!
I'll spock you!
1:40. I appreciate they used the term "dumbest" ST film. Because while it is dumb for sure, it isn't the worst overall. Star Trek V owns that.
No matter how dumb it may be, at least this movie doesn't have three adult men butchering "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" for like five straight minutes.
I suddenly have the urge to BUY MORE RIFFTRAX
What's with the noise as 3:19?
While that is a valid point, I consider a plot hole to be something the writers/directors completely and totally forgot about, whereas bad writing is making your hero or villain stupidly powerful and able to overcome unrealistic amounts of hardship, like Shinzon. While Shinzon's ascension was not impossible, it was implausible enough to kill any enjoyment. The solar probe getting to the sun in eight seconds, the fact the Doctor doesn't beam BACK into the Nexus, and the shields are plot holes.
"Cool! He can hold his gun gangsta style without turning his wrist!"
xD
"Yay, he won a hat!"
"Freedom...aboard a cramped little ship." LOL
It's so weird hearing them make reference to 2000's pop culture.
This movie came out in like 95/96. :{
"Picard to Faragat! Two to beam up!"
What did he just call that guy?
Must be mandatory that they reference Shnappi at least once per movie.
Why do I suddenly feel the overwhelming urge to BUY MORE RIFFTRAX?
"Jargon Jargon Crap, Sir" TNG in a nutshell.
"Crap crap jargon jargon crap, sir. Made up crap jargon bunch of bull crap." So true.
Especially since they pretty much forgot it made Geordi a human tricorder, they might as well have gotten rid of it.
Reading Rainbow uh.. (faints)
"And what does Cerebro say?"
"Magneto"
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How could you not throw in one Takei "Oh, my" in the Romulan, Klingon, and Breen song? Come on!
you forgot the "Jagermeister" scene! That was the funniest part.
I loved the movie and this is still hilarious lol.
@DrCowboyFace That's "Ensign". Also, kind of a stretched reference either way, don't you think?
5:35 WHOAAAAAAAAAA! You're breaking through Doctor Who's universe, there, Data! :P
@GlassTearsx yeah that literally the only function for having a gun that cud do that too.
Wait... at 8:22, is that... a crack in the universe?!
@Ruach you have not heard of Mystery Science Theatre 3000 have you?
i think it has something to do with them having a clip of "the room" on their channel, another guy who posted rifftrax clips was suspended recently as well
How awesome would it be if Rifftrax did First Contact?
no no, "The room" was a film they recently riffed on, they had a preview on their channel
hey Tank Girl was awesome ....his random poem reciting was a bit off but it was still pretty good
I never knew Kirk was in Next Gen!
@JamesOhGoodie What about The Wrath of Khan 2, I mean Nemesis?
Actually, Takai himself has said that while he is gay, his character Sulu is heterosexual.
@MadmanMatt421 they don't hate it there just having fun and you can either laugh with it or get worked up and complain
mike's sulu accent is fantastic!
Kevin- "Do you suppose we're seeing the only HAIRLESS part of their breasts?"
Mike- "Argrrrgh! Ahh!"
MUST BUY MORE RIFFTRAX! AND BRAAAAAINS!
warp 1 engage.
go that way!
almost dropped my drink!
"Now take a Midol and freshen up!"
..."I'll be bouncing on the Councilor!" lmfao
i hate how people complain about them bashing on good movies. I do it to films I like as well as films that just have it coming. It's funny stuff.
"and what do i get? TANK GIRL!" lol
Magneto!
GO THAT WAY!!!!!
@supermariofan03 I HOPE he's doing Generations.
Romulan, Breen and Klingon! (Oh my!)
agreed.i find it a little insulting seeing as this was one of the better trek movies.
It's the man who stole my eyebrows!
"No, please, I have Mario in swimming world....!"
@Ruach I know right!?
I have this strange feeling that I should BUY MORE RIFFTRAX. Wonder were that came from...
"Picard to Farragut: Two to beam up."
I guess it's just a matter of taste. It like TNG stuff because it deals more with the human condition and explores it.
"K, Jean Luc, you don't have to quote me in Nike"